#uuuuh it's a great game go play it

[marerittmarit]

Final zine piece for A Promise of Red zine! I still love the second composition, but I struggled real hard with progressing on it so I had to rework the composition.

[leviathans-watching]

Uuuh uuuh uuuuh I got a request!

Remember that drabble you did about Mc from the new obey me game keeping a painful distance from the brothers cuz they are not the same brothers as the one form the og game?

What about a reversed perspective for this one?

How does the brothers feel about an mc who's clearly into them and clearly keeping distance?

obn!brothers reacting to a distant mc

includes: the brothers x/& gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)

wc: .7k | rated t | m.list

a/n: oooh this was so fun! and i really think that they'd just think mc was a freak lololol. thanks for requesting and i hope you enjoy!! my inbox is open to chat, req, or leave feedback, so come stop by!

please please please reblog

➳ lucifer just doesn’t understand. sure, it’s not like he wants this random demon to be all buddy-buddy with him and his brothers, but sometimes you act in the oddest of ways. sometimes you seem to be able to practically read his mind, leaving him with a strange sense of familiarity, but other times you won’t even look him in the eyes. he knows he can be harsh, but surely it wasn’t to that extent, right? it’s not like he wants you to be buddy-buddy with them, but he has to admit he wants to see that sadness leave your eyes when you look at them.

➳ mammon scratches his head. that was the second time today you’d done that. the two of you were just having a nice conversation and then you’d suddenly shut down, eyes going a million miles away. you’re a strange one, that’s for sure. and the way you kept your distance from them was just plain hurtful. mammon was once a great angel and you won’t even talk to him half of the time! even despite all of his gracious attempts to try to get to know you better. all for your benefit, of course, no other reason.

➳ levi hesitates to approach you sometimes. not because he doesn’t like you, but because you don’t seem to like him very much. you jump when he talks to you, as if you’ve seen a ghost, and when you think no one’s looking, extend that to all of them as if you can’t quite believe what you’re seeing. at first, he’d kind of thought it was angel/demon prejudice, but as time goes on, it really doesn’t seem like that’s the case. and whenever someone tries to ask, you play dumb, an act that convinces no one, except for maybe diavolo. but he’s always been an odd guy too.

➳ satan can’t figure you out at all. you’re hardly scared by his outbursts, or at least hide it well, and you sometimes talk to him as if you guys speak comfortably all of the time. you also have his tastes figured out, recommending him books that are weirdly suited to him, but at the same time, you seem cautious towards him. like you’re trying not to get too close. but again, it doesn’t seem like it’s due to his anger. you’re often nicer to him then compared to when he’s more levelheaded, and it’s kind of nice but also confusing at the same time.

➳ asmo watches you move around them, suspicion rising in his bones. you’re just so attuned to him and his brithers–acting before they speak, sensing what they need before they do. it’s like you can predict their movements, and he’s not excluded from the treatment. you know his favorite brands even though he can’t remember telling you them, cook his eggs just to his liking, and even understand his complex closet organizational system without him having to explain it. yet you pretend you don’t, asking questions he’s sure you already know the answer to, and it just rubs him the wrong way, there’s something off about you.

➳ beel thinks you’re pretty nice. you understand the pull of their sins without passing judgment, help them out when needed, but you maintain a coolness, a distance he can’t quite bridge despite his efforts. and sometimes, you’ve got this look of grief in your eyes that makes him wonder if you’ve lost someone too, but you never open up about it, dancing around your past with the help of solomon. he wants to get to know you better, connect with you, but sometimes, that seems like the last thing you want.

➳ belphie wants to hate you, he really does. how is he supposed to accept this random demon in their house, all up in their business, just because stupid diavolo commanded it? ridiculous. but you grow on him over time and he finds himself wanting to get to know you better despite his best efforts, something you don’t seem to want, except for every now and again when you’re strangely soft with him. he doesn’t get it and definitely doesn’t get you; what kind of demon is so nice anyway?

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[reactionimagesdaily]

REACTION IMAGES BLOG PATCH NOTES (aka the 10k follower celebrations got out of hand)

Hey everyone!

So it's been a hot minute since I announced that we passed 10,000 followers on here! I'm sure... well, I'm actually sure that most people won't be TOO fussed either way, but I did say I was gonna do some stuff, and I wanna stick to my word if nothing else xD

So! Let the celebrations begin! Firstly, I'm announcing a new QnA (I love those things) that'll last,,,, I'll say 2 weeks and go from there. Feel free to ask me about whatever you want!! If you want to cater to me specifically, my current big interests are Baldur's Gate 3, Cyberpunk 2077, Mass Effect, and uuuuh Halo. (Also Bionicle remains a constant.) (Lots of scifi videogame stuff at the moment...)

[IK there's still some stuff in the inbox I need to answer/respond to you - I promise I'll get to those as well <3 thank you so much for your patience, if you've been waiting]

Secondly, here's a new song cover! IDK how many of you have played the game Divinity: Original Sin 2, but here's me singing Lohse's song; Sing For Me.

Thirdly: here's a new gimmick blog! I Was Not Joking. (Though, for my sanity, it's gonna be weekly instead of daily.) I'll be posting the images I have saved in my folder called 'feral screenshots' - it'll basically be a collection of cursed images/images with strange auras. I wanna say y'all know the ones, but if you don't, then here's an example of what we're dealing with:

[Image ID: a person floating in a rubber ring in a swimming pool. On their head is what looks like a life-size Lego head.]

Introduciiiiing the Weekly Weird Images blog!

And Fourthly! It is my great pleasure to announce that we're adding alt text to all the images on this blog! Sorry it took so long to get round to T_T

And yes - I do mean we! To write out all the alt text for these images, I've on-boarded minion-in-chief/court jester aplomb @tizzytinkertilly! I (the reaction images guy) will still be handling every other part of the blog - she'll just be doing that bit. For the sake of my sanity xD

This is kind of a big change - both the addition of alt text, and the fact that this blog is no longer a single-person operation - so for the foreseeable future, the queue's been tweaked so that we only post 2 images a day instead of 4. (Fun fact! 2 images a day was the original MO of this blog, and then covid happened and I was like "I'll make it 4 a day because it'll be a nice thing to do for everyone while they're miserable in this pandemic :)" and then I never stopped (although you could argue that the pandemic never stopped either).) Maybe if/when we fall into a good routine and feel like we can do more, we can bump the rate of images back up, but right now this is a teething phase and I'm keen to slow things down for a little bit. :P (Tumblr has made some WEIRD mechanical choices for group blogs, I'll be honest.)

And, uh, yeah, that's all! Let the QnA begin- Hope y'all enjoy the song cover- Hope y'all enjoy the additional blog- A big welcome to Tinks and to alt text! Happy 10k followers, everybody!

[spectralsleuth]

🔪🦋🌸!

🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately 

Hm! A fandom specific one then; I've really been enjoying the collaborative projects I've been doing lately more than all the competitions I've seen going around on tumblr for TMNT/ROTTMNT. (I've done a couple zines, some writing events, etc.) The competitions are fun, but the TMNT fandom has sort of become an echo chamber I think. (Partially a result of no new material, of course.) The collaborations that come from it are great to see and fun obviously, but the lack of anything else in the fandom (like zines, or comics, or event exchanges like Big Bangs, or holiday events) has really come into stark contrast lately. Idk! I realize there ARE zines and collaborations, but they get a severe lack of attention vs the competition polls and brackets I've been seeing, and it seems like there's one every month or so. Everyone's mileage may vary obviously, and every fandom is different and goes through different things so I'm not too worried about it or taking it too seriously. I just think the competition format may throttle more opportunities than it provides, especially if it's THIS prevalent in the fandom.

🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

UUUUH MCYT related, but I dropped some characters into another series, and had to decide what they would have had in their video game inventory hot bar when they were transferred into a fantasy series. Combing through old videos and trying to decide what they would have been keeping easy access to was both a study in those characters/ real life creators, as well as a deep dark look into video game inventory management. Deeply upsetting. What are you hanging onto those three pieces of string and rotten flesh for king? For later???

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them

I have two cats! Pandora (Dora for short) who is about nine, and Barrie who's about three or four.

Pandora hobbies include opening every drawer and cupboard in my house while I'm gone, playing with hair ties she gets out of the drawers, and laying like road kill in the middle of the floor with all her paws in the air.

Barrie's hobbies include eating the hair ties Pandora digs out of the drawers (I have taken measure against this but he is a freakish heat seeking missile for dangerous trash to eat), being used as a teddy bear, and licking my legs while I try to sleep.

[hazelplaysgames]

uuuuh since the SD card port went and just stopped, i really haven't felt like uploading clips. so. bleck. i think i can already chalk it up as a mixed year for me.

that said, i feel like i should make at least something now that the queue is unquestionably emptying, so. how about them phone games? i'll just make it one big one under a Keep Reading because, fair warning, they're all gacha games. on that front alone, i can't advocate for anyone getting in all willy nilly. keep in mind, i haven't spent anything on any of them. i got "luck" in my usual username for a reason.

let me start with the only one i've played since... ah, last august, actually, Blue Archive! it's going well, i just hit level 87, the level cap for the time being, a couple days ago.

i'm still having fun with that one, so. nine months of fun with that one, story that kicked me like a mule, definitely more out of my time with it than i thought i was gonna get. we're in the middle of new stories now, and to fill in the event void, we're getting this mini-event featuring a girl named Aoi, who basically just shows up for that event. been a while. as you might guess by me bringing her up unprompted: a minor character who doesn't show up often? she stole my heart. it's honestly kinda impressive. something about her voice, mainly.

also, good news from the JP servers: they're putting the twin catgirl gamers in maid outfits! well, i mean, that event is a repeat, those two already were, but we'll be able to take them home this time!

additionally, a few months back, they started this system that grants a 10 pull ticket that's good for a month.

it has been working out for me. didn't get any bunny girls for the collab after Cunifest, so i missed out on comedy, but i at least got the two collab girls in a pity pull's worth. the actual bunny event is coming up just after my birthday in June, and. well, i won't argue with bunnies for my birthday. probably post about that tuesday/thursday if it's REALLY good, or split it 100 pulls per those days?

nah, at most it's 20 screenshots, lets not drag that out. it can be done in 1 post.

next, i got into Nikke far more recently- a couple months is accurate- and like. i get a lot of sniper rifle users in that one. Frima was the first, Red Hood(who is widely considered by the userbase as one of if not THE strongest unit. i can believe it), Alice(who is still considered damn good with Red here. the loaned version makes me believe it), Trony, D: Killer Wife(i actually pulled D and her alt costume at the same time), Harran, Maxwell- why am i a sniper rifle magnet? is it 'cause i like to play Heavy? am i just an easy mark?

you know i just realized neither of those pages show the girls names. be amazed i got Kasumi and Hiyori in the BA ones, please please. at the very least, the numbers on the bottom left can tell you those were actually the first pulls of those two banners.

anyways. since it was after i got through the final chapter in BA, i kinda figured it'd have a good story as well, and, yeah, absolutely better than i first thought. but the story is gated behind levelling, and while this was a point against BA too, it's far more prominent here. like, i got through all of BA's plot once i hit the 60s back in like, January or so, the grind to get into the story is practically constant with Nikke. also, the main story is 30 chapters in, and they're now calling it the prologue. i don't really want to witness that unchecked growth.

that all said, the main reason i got into either in the first place was because of the music: lotta good stuff in these two. no one set style, no one set tone, sum of it all is great. it is hard to suggest a place to start.

uh, as for the only gun gacha game i dropped right now, Arknights. just never meshed even after a few months, and if i remember right, the story has a similar issue as Nikke in being levelling locked. that all said, Nikke is probably the one i'll drop once phone space gets scarce. i enjoy it, but for the fact it's still the largest of the lot, eh... sadly, the best choice.

oh, and speaking of bunny girls, looks like that's also gonna be the next event for Nikke. hilarious. Alice is finally gettin' a proper alt!

in any case, i don't wanna go ditchin' the two rhythm games! i'll talk about the two side by side, kinda, if you wanna call it that. the first of which, Bang Dream! Girls Band Party!, commonly just called Bandori, and the second, D4DJ Groovy Mix. they both got a good selection of songs, though i do have to admit that if Bandori didn't have Butterfly, the song from Digimon, i probably would not have got into it these two as much as i did. here's two pages for that one:

they recently made a push for 500 songs in it, so i'm only missing about 80. i feel quite proud for clearing all those Hard songs, i was barely kicking past medium when i first started in December. unfortunately for me, this kinda also stems the flow of free stars, i think i'll get at best, one or two more pity pulls within the year. for birthday banners. those are like, 1/3 of normal banners. it's a harsh star economy here. anyways, D4DJ:

it throws a lot more currency types around, and the story... it might be timing about the whole xross wars arc, but what it is now ain't hitting what i'm looking for. ain't saying bad, just that i was kinda expecting more mundane. the gems in this one are also fairly consistent, so unless i want a lot ASAP, i feel like i can get a good, healthy enough amount within the rest of the year, even if the pulls are pricier than Bandori. might be going a little harder than i need to for some birthday banners.

if i could give shorthand preferences, i'd say: i give D4DJ props for the gameplay and modes that can be played, as well as overall difficulty curve and even accessibility, while Bandori i'll give the characters and story. while i like Rika(the redhead in the bunny suit up there) and Rinku of D4, i can fill out several lines of characters i like from Bandori, so. most of them, actually.

above the rest, easily, Kokoro, the blond one up there, she's just so happy like a ray of sunshine, i adore her. whenever a Hello, Happy World! song demo starts playing, it's usually her on vocals, and like a moth to a flame, i wanna play it.

i feel like both have great song selections, but what they each encompass is a bit different: Bandori only has originals and cover songs, all lyrics, all the way, and i think most of them are good. meanwhile, D4DJ, while obviously having ori's and covers, also has some original songs from other artists, instrumentals, and game music straight from either the source or a remixer like Camellia, who made a few songs in Mad Rat Dead, and i really appreciate having those as well.

ok, i am underplaying Camellia's full efforts there, fella does a lot of good remixes and originals. i mean, a lot a lot. you can't go two rhythm games without seeing his name, and for good reason: he's that good.

also, i know both series have youtube channels with animated seasons to them, but i haven't given either a watch yet. i learned those channels existed like a week ago, never considered the possibility before.

also.

love these birthday banners! D4DJ even gives you a few free pulls once a day while the banner is up to celebrate, which i find nice.

i guess i did also try Love Live 2, but, by download size, that was actually bigger than Nikke, and it relied entirely on its original songs. it felt hard to get into, aaaand... it is shutting down in a couple days now. still, got Snow Halation in, Rin was cute, Nico Nico Ni, Nozomi Tojo, David Schwimmer, guest starring the "SKULLS" parasite unit. to explain the joke, Triple-Q's Friends Halation. i like most Snow Halation mashes.

all right, anything else i want to mention here and now... nah. i think that's good, i feel talked out.

[beardedmrbean]

Oh here some that I didn’t know until I played ac games. I mean I pointed out I didn’t the Iroquois was a confederacy. Though there were two Npcs in game arguing about it

But also

I didn’t know Argos is a real place in Greece

Or how most Greeks myths we know are Mycenaeans rooted and the Mycenaeans are more like….uuuuh…probably another better idea. But the Mycenaeans are to the classical Greeks what the Pilgrims are to Americans

Or that London is actually a city founded by the Romans under the name Londinium until a saw it name from a sidequest

Okay ac Valhalla England is very bastardized (as in the Brit’s are annoyed but hey it from a French company lol) and they heavily cheated with this one where a lot of Roman structures are still around despite realistically they should be gone. Because they want to have post apocalyptic feeling of England after the fall of Rome where everyone is fighting to survive and you’re in the ruins of a great empire

I also didn’t know Ellis Island is named after the region Ellis where the og Olympics took place until I saw it

I also did know Philadelphia and Memphis are old names-wait a minute

Alexandria= Named after Alexander the Great

Constantinople: Named after Emperor Constantine no?

Is Philadelphia named after King Philip? Man I’m dumb

But I interested in how they will do Japan like pointing out the pre feudal era and how it lead to the warring states. Oh maybe they can shown me what books they used for inspiration in the discovery tour

Ya most native groups worked as a loose alliance of people that spoke the same/similar language, it's wild how little they actually teach about all of that, but there's a lot to learn and we now have the internet to help.

I didn’t know Argos is a real place in Greece Or how most Greeks myths we know are Mycenaeans rooted and the Mycenaeans are more like….uuuuh…probably another better idea. But the Mycenaeans are to the classical Greeks what the Pilgrims are to Americans

Guy I knew from Macedonia, fun to ask things about Alexander the Great and such since they're totally different places.

If you want extra fun, look up the history of Anatolia, all kinds of ethnic fun there, might leave you asking the question "where did the Turks come from"

Or that London is actually a city founded by the Romans under the name Londinium until a saw it name from a sidequest

Ya lots of England is like that, one of the more foolish things any roman emperor did was Hadrian's wall, you're an empire you don't build something that's supposed to be a permanent barrier and line on the map about where your empire ends, did save Scotland from getting roman names tho.

On of my pet theories on why the British empire got as big as it did is looking at how many times that island has been conquered, each subsequent group that conquered it had to be better at conquering than the last, right up till there was nobody better at conquering, and it's not like that's a skill you're going to abandon so time to branch out and conquer other places.

Okay ac Valhalla England is very bastardized (as in the Brit’s are annoyed but hey it from a French company lol) and they heavily cheated with this one where a lot of Roman structures are still around despite realistically they should be gone. Because they want to have post apocalyptic feeling of England after the fall of Rome where everyone is fighting to survive and you’re in the ruins of a great empire

That last bit is still modern England too

I also didn’t know Ellis Island is named after the region Ellis where the og Olympics took place until I saw it I also did know Philadelphia and Memphis are old names-wait a minute

Is Philadelphia named after King Philip? Man I’m dumb

it's not, it's for the Greek philos and adelphos which when joined, translates to Brotherly Love, sometimes it's even more simple than we thought. Pholos is loving adelphos is brother it's still backwards but ya there's a reason it's the city of "Brotherly Love" even still after Big Willy left for Bel Aire.

Closest England has had to a King Philip was Philip II of Spain, co ruler with Mary I (tudor) AKA Bloody Mary if you weren't Catholic, and Prince Philip who was the recent Queen's husband and never would have been king to begin with and is also too young to have Philadelphia named after him.

New York was New Amsterdam since the Dutch settled it first BTW.

Georgetown on the other hand, as well as the other two you mentioned, that and the 5700 different places and or things in this world named Victoria or some variation of.

So ya you're good.

But I interested in how they will do Japan like pointing out the pre feudal era and how it lead to the warring states. Oh maybe they can shown me what books they used for inspiration in the discovery tour

Was looking to see if Yasuke and William Adams (Miura Anjin) would have crossed paths irl, does not look like it, still possible since there's no actual date of death for Yasuke just says after June 1582 Adams would have been 18 then, so not in Japan but still no definite date of death it could happen, especially in fiction.

I do hope they get all the links to inspiration that there are too, I think that would be one of the more rewarding, for me, outcomes if I were making a game like this.

That and stacks of cash

[aceofshitposts]

5 QUESTIONS, 15 (or whatever).

Got tagged by @generatorcat and @glaciya ❤️

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYBODY?

My birth middle name was also my paternal grandmother's name, so I was kinda named after her. But then I went and changed my legal name to something I liked better lmao so...

Ah shit. I did name myself after something. My middle name is now Draco 😂😂 BEFORE YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS. IT WAS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE NAMES DUE TO THE MOVIE DRAGONHEART and its my favourite constellation.... But I am also a Draco Malfoy apologist 😔

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

Uuuuh someone last week? I was in the throes of another bpd episode and having a Time

3. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Absolutely not. I'm not a child rearing kind of person. I've never really wanted children and I still don't. It's funny cuz of course the idea will come up when you're with friends like I'm school and I just sort of picked names to fit in but I truly was never able to actually picture myself as married or having kids or what I would want it to be like.

4. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?

Oh yes haha I've been told my delivery is so dry that people have trouble telling if I'm actually joking or not 😅

5. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED?

Used to play volleyball in school. Briefly did some track stuff.

Now I do dog sports like agility :) or well I will once Al is old enough. I used to do ability with my old boss's dogs and help teach the classes though.

6. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT SOMEONE?

Oh that's tough. Uh usually whether or not I like them on fist instinct and whether I think they like me lol

7. EYE COLOUR?

Brown

8. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?

I love both?? Scary movies though often compel me because there's like things going on and puzzles to work out

9. ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?

I can catch things without looking? Uuh, I wouldn't call this a talent but people are mystified by it anyway: my ability to get dogs to listen to me lol

It's all about persistence

10. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?

hospital, almost exactly one month early

11. WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES?

Video games, writing, art of various types, photography

12. DO YOU HAVE PETS?

Yes! I currently have a great pyrenees/gsd/golden retriever mix and I love him very much. He's 4.5 months now and such a sweetheart. He's doing really well with his service work training too but he's still got puppy brain lol

13. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

5'6"

14. FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?

Honestly it's hard to say since I really struggled with school my whole life. I always loved evolutionary science, though, and still do.

15. DREAM JOB?

Running a wolf-dog sanctuary. These animals don't deserve what the get just because of people's ignorance and would love to run a place where they're safe and loved by someone who knows how to handle them.

Honestly I'd probably expand it to other unreleasable wildlife too but my main passion is canids.

Right now I'm settling for opening my own doggy daycare 😂

Another one would just to be independently wealthy and run my own little farm ala harvest moon/story of seasons and have like 15 dogs.

Gonna tag @yasmindifference @krizariel @nanapop @penumbra-twist

[blueflyingturtleontheway]

2, 11, 18, 21 for Gabe, please?

2. When I think I truly started to like them (or dislike them, if you've sent me a character I don't like)

I can't remember one moment to be fair, but it was definitely only after I joined the fandom (I really disliked him early on whshejsj x)) and I'm pretty sure it was after seeing some of your posts about him that made me actually get a closer look into him :'D But generally, it was definitely only the second half of season 1/early season 2

11. What’s the first thing you think about when thinking about the character?

You

Uuuuh I don't know? I don't think there's one specific thing?? I think I don't understand the question??? I suppose just. Gabe in general. And I suppose my go to "Gabe thinking mode" is imagining him in casual situations, outside of the guard or interacting with his guards on a friendly basis.

18. How do you think they were as a kid? (Like, were they shy, noisy, wild, etc)

Oooh I think he was quite adventurous (I mean, we know that he canonically loved adventure books and likes to play the hero) and - this one is based on my childhood and it's my favourite headcanon of him - he quickly created a "gang" of kids his age and younger, where they discovered the city and its surroundings together, played knights and heroes and defeated "monsters" together. I actually also think he was pretty confident, and his problems with self worth only started when he was a teenager, as a combination of Roberto's growing expectations and later joining the guard.

21. When do you think they were at their happiest?

Oooh difficult! I'd say around the time he became captain. He just got promoted and proved to himself and everyone else that he's a great guard, he's good friends with the princess, his relationship with his father got significantly better and sure, there are some problems, like the Delgados being at large, but hey, it's not anything he can't manage and then Shuriki comes back and everything falls apart

That was fun! And sorry for making you wait this long x)

Ask game

[videostak]

49 50 51 52 73 85 86 141....... 🧛‍♂️🍷

omg thx! :^)

49: song of winter: only love can break your heart by neil young!

50: song of spring: dida by joan baez ^_^

51: song of summer: literally anything from singular adventures of the style council and camera talk by flippers guitar buuut if i had to choose one ummm my ever changing moods oooor long hot summer by style council orrr summer beauty 1990 by flippers guitar.. the latter gets a bonus point cause it played on shuffle when i was driving back home from the swap meet during the middle of summer when i was working for thee record store and there was some busy traffic and ther ewas this pickup truck in front of me with bicycle parts in the back and one wheel was spinning due to the summer breeze so i have a fond memory of that song and it brings to mind a comfy confident vibe

52: song of autumn: uuuuh im no expert on autumn buut hmm uhhh like like the the the death by silver jews or buckingham rabbit also by silver jews

73: best song(s) of the 50s: hmmm i really think u cant go wrong w/ bo diddley by bo diddley jusst that sound of it is insaaaane like the way it echos and reverbates while still being a cleanly defined pop song like it has a whole entire energy with the rhythm and feels like otherworldy u cant go wrong w/ it! was also gonna say cinq etudes de bruits by pierre schaffer but that apparently came out in 1948 but i love all that musique concrete electronic sstuff i also love gesang der junglinge by stockhausen both very tiemless works :D

85: best album of the 00: VESPERTINE BY BJORK! orrr KID A BY RADIOHEAD both have such idk early 2000s moody vibes that kinda feel like idk the early 2000s vibe and all the fears n stuff summed up really well id say vespertine is the best thooo.

86: best album of the 10: i honestly neeeeed to listen to more modern music cause i rarely do T-T blackstar by bowie and async by ryuichi sakamoto are def really great since they both have lots to do w/ death and acceptance n stuff while stil feeling like both artists couldve just continued making amazing music endlessly w/o ever running out of steam .

141: favorite song from a video game: HMMMM i think its probably splash wave from outrun.. any of the three outrun songs (four if u count last wave from the name entry screen) well any of those songs are like my all time fav . ridge racer 4 and earthbound also have flawless soundtracks but i think outrun is the undisputed champion of great video game music

[beelzlikes]

Okay, listen to THIS and tell me I'm not crazy:

I got an email today from da boss telling me I've gotten a raise. Not only that, but I'm going to get retroactive pay from the last two months to reflect this. So by all accounts, even after taxes, my next paycheck is gonna be hefty.

"Congratulations!" you might be thinking. And yet... here I come to spoil it all.

I'm paranoid. That this is a conspiracy. I'm connecting dots across several years and I'm driving myself mad doing so. My brain tells me that "They" are orchestrating things behind the scenes.

Take for instance my ill-fated trip to Oregon all those years ago. I go there so I become a stoner legally, and just so happen to find a great roommate who is almost overly caring and kind and lenient with the fact that I was unemployed and playing video games all day and night. And when I finally broke and blamed him, he begged me to stay, saying he didn't care about me paying my share of the rent anyway. SUS! Who is this guy? What does he want? Did I imagine he drugged me, or did he really do that?

And when I do get back to my home state, oh wow! Wouldn't you know it, medical marijuana just so happens to be legal now and you easily qualify, isn't that a coincidence?

Then we find a pretty good gig working at a charter school we've never heard of before but THROUGH a contract with a company I HAVE worked with before. And during our tenure there we objectively have the best funded and well behaved school in the entire district. And just when things are starting to go so smoothly that I actually start making plans for the future - BOOM! Covid hits and we are all quarantined.

That's right, folks. Covid is MY fault. This is what my brain is telling me. Not to mention that Charter school had hot queer guys as substitutes ALL the time, like "They" were throwing them at me. "Here's one, you like this one? No? How about this one, he's short and has glasses? No? Fuck uuuuh I dunno, new strategy!"

When Covid is over, I get "fired" from my job and almost immediately pick up a new one working at the college I graduated from. And in this job I can do no wrong apparently! I slack off terribly and I even get reprimanded, but not even at my most suicidal was I ever in jeopardy of really losing my job...

This job pays more than my last one, I do so much LESS work than I did before, and now I'm told I'm getting a raise and congratulated for "being so amazing". What? ...What the fuck? Are YOU high right now, I'm doing diddly squat over here!

Not to mention as soon as I'm hired, a previous college roommate of mine suddenly wants to reconnect? Remember: he's gay too. And what's this? He ALSO works at the same college?? What. A. Coincidence. So of course I ghost him, he was a trap. "They" were trying to set me up.

That didn't work? Oh shit, okay, let's send in hot union person - we know he's into unions right now. And this person JUST so happens to meet me at the office on the ONE day I was going to be there that month. And they just so happen to keep coming back even after I put them off.

I must be crazy, yeah? There's no way there's a shadowy cabal of people going behind my back in an attempt to IMPROVE my life. That's like... the ANTITHESIS of a conspiracy, yeah?! Suddenly I'm gonna have an influx of money, at LEAST a couple hundred dollars in this next paycheck. AND from here on out I'm getting paid more anyway.

What the fuck? This isn't right. Good things don't happen to me. The other shoe is riiiiiight around the corner and it's gonna drop on me like a ton of bricks. What the fuck? What the fuck.

[screechcat]

Heyo, well, if it ain't my #1 account! Always a good night to get a rag from you. Anyhooters, imma get into these queestions!

Are you named after someone?

Uh, nah, my name ended up as Olivia simply out of the spite my parents have towards my dad's father. Literally, three names trashed cause he liked it.

When was the last time you cried?

Like, a solid cry? Uuuuh, a year-ish? If we're talking like a lil cry, a few tears, about a week ago.

Do you have kids?

HA! Hell no.

What sports do you play/have played?

I was never big on sports, but I DUG softball in middle school. Not to tute my own horn, but I wasn't half bad, which was pretty good for me. I also did E-sports for R6 at my community college. I think we almost went to some finals thing, which was pretty cool. Oh, oh, how could I forget kickball!? I kicked ass at the game and it was so fun!

Do you use sarcasm?

Does a tick stick to a dog's hide? Dude, I use sarcasm as my own language. It's like my love language and half of my humor. Like, don't get me wrong, I ain't an ass about it, but if you're being stupid, you're gonna get some good ol Livie'casm.

What is the first thing you notice about people?

Uh, I never really thought about it. My best guess would be their eyes? I was always thought to keep eye contact with a person when talking to them. Plus, I do it to show respect and give them my full attention.

Then again, I don't take in a lot of details on a person the first time I meet them. I'm to busy trying to focus on what they're saying and making sure they aren't a threat.

What is your eye color?

Some kind of hazel. Like, green on the outside, then blue closer to the pupil and a small gold right right around the pupil. That kinda deal.

Scary movies or happy endings?

Uuuuuuuh, I love the angst and stuff that comes with a scary movie, but I can never say no to a happy ending. Something about seeing characters on the TV getting the ending they deserve makes me smile. That and it kinda gives me little boosts of hope for my own happy ending. Well, rather the beginning of my happy forever.

Any talents?

Well, I don't know, to be honest. I've never been exceptionally good at one thing as far as I know. The closest thing to a talent I have is baking.

Where were you born?

In the good ol' land of tatters, of course! Where it's either hot as balls or as cold as an Eskimos home. Grass as yellow as a dehydrated man's piss and you will quite literally never go a day without seeing a tumble weed during the summers. Love the state, though. Best memories there and some wonderful summers.

What are your hobbies?

Uhm, hard to say, I suppose. I've come to realize that I don't really know who I am. I gave up hobbies I used to love a while ago. So, I guess doodling and listening to music are the main ones. That's the fun of it, though. I get to learn who I am all over again.

Do you have any pets?

I do, in fact! I've always had a pet in our home since, well, forever! Currently, I have a 1 year old Pitbull terrier mix, and oh my gosh, she's the cutest! We also got one of her sisters from the same litter. That one is my brother's, though. Then, we have a fat cat named Tigi, who's a whole ten years of age. Ever since she was a kitten, she's had a smoker meow(that's what we call it), and it's so funny. Her purrs are so loud too, like you can just look at her and she'll purr. Great help on the bad days. I had a tortoise shell cat, too, who was Tigi's sister. Her name was Mimi, and she was my world. Still love that cat with all of my soul even though she's gone now.

How tall are you?

A whole 5'10 my good friend! I was aiming for 6'0, but it'll do. 😌

Favorite subject in school?

Lunch.... kidding, it's hands down history class. I'm a nerd, and history is just so fun to learn about.

Dream Job?

Ideally, one where I'd get paid to travel or maybe a successful actress/YouTuber. Being realistic, though I'd just like a job where I help people. Like, I'll be off to college soon enough, and I'm considering a psych degree because I love the field, and the thought of helping others with things I struggle with just sounds right.

K, that was soooo fun! I loved learning more about you. It feels like we're closer now, ya know? Anyhooters, here it is!

The friends/moots that I'm gonna try and drag into this: @lowkeyerror @smalls-words @godlykhepri @skeletors-cock @gilligans-islands @ctitan98official @unholyhelbig @ale-owl

🙌15 Questions For Friends 🙌

Tagged by my people: @michiganstray , @blackwolfstabs , and @osnapitzmel1

⬆️Gif and Photo made by FantasyLandBitch ⬆️

Are you named after someone?

No, my mom had the name Elizabeth picked out I think before or after I was born. However, if you are referring to my tumblr name then I made the name"FantasyLandBitch" up way after high school because I wasn't sure what to really call myself and for the life of me I don't remember the original name of my tumblr.

When was the last time you cried?

I cried last night while my sister and her wife were driving me and my little brother back to our parents house and I had cried while in the house.

Do you have kids?

Haha in this economy? No.

What sports do you play/have played?

Well growing up I didn't participate in team sports like wanting to go pro kind of sports because I had a lot of anxiety, was super shy, and insecure. However, I did like participating in flag football, volleyball, badminton, baseball, and sometimes floor hockey.

Do you use sarcasm?

I had to ask my brother "Hey Jon, have I ever used sarcasm?" and he said "no" so no. I think it's because I sort of wouldn't know how to do that but if I picked up that someone else was using sarcasm in a particular tone that lets me know that they're using sarcasm that's fine or like they're kidding is fine.

But if someone is using sarcasm in a rude way then I might be inclined to punch them really hard in the throat.

What is the first thing you notice about people?

I would say their vibes or their personality because I might be intimidated if I don't know the stranger or I might feel uncomfortable by their vibes. But if someone's vibes and personality seem friendly then it's safe for me to talk to them.

What is your eye color?

I think my eyes are dark brown.

Scary movies or happy endings?

DAMN okay so for this one it really depends because if it's a scary movie with a happy ending where a character lives after suffering the entire movie then I'm all for it right. The narrative needs to be well thought out and not half assed. But if it's like a scary movie where the narrative and characters makes sense, then be my guest kill everyone on the screen, however, if it's a movie like "The Descent" and there are no happy endings then I might get fucking angry.

Any talents?

Okay so for some reason this one was kind of hard for me to understand so I had to look up what you meant. But I would say writing, maybe storytelling, having a creative mind or possibly being creatively gifted.

{I would have to get help for this one and write a list.}

Where were you born?

In the USA but if you're talking about where I came out of the womb then that is confidential.

What are your hobbies?

Writing, Drawing in different mediums, sewing when I have to sew, playing video games, listening to music, sometimes singing, sometimes reading,

Do you have any pets?

I did...we had to put my 12 year old dog down on March 2 due to liver cancer so it's been kind of hard for me since then. But I suppose I have unofficially adopted my friends pets, my sisters dog Starbuck, and am kind of happy just seeing animals in general.

How tall are you?

I'm 5'3 and ready to beat someone's ass like a morally gray character.

Favorite subject in school?

Oooooooooooooooooh that's kind of a hard one, it's between History and Art.

Dream job?

When I figure it out then I'll come back to you.

I shall tag: @screechcat , @thisonewhocanbreathe , @schrodingerspsycho , @wandagcre

Feel free to try this out, tag your friends or close followers but also no pressure to make one!😊💚😘

[caspercryptid]

Wait what was that bit about Pokémon Go nearly causing your parants’ divorce

Okay so sit down and strap in this is gonna be a long one.

So my father is a person that exists, right. Most of my stories about my father land somewhere in the "is your dad an alien" range of being that wonderful mixture of quirky and straight up horrifying that will definitely be funny in hindsight. Probably. Maybe.

Maybe.

Anyway he's really into Pokemon in the way of someone who's never actually played a pokemon game or... Any. Game. As far as I can tell. We had VCR tapes when I was a kid he recorded off of the TV with Pokemon episodes and he played them to me when I was in the crib so much that my first word was Squirtle, but he doesn't have the attention span for video games. And then comes the summer of 2016.

Now, some more context.

My father lost his telecommunications job in the great recession and after four years working overseas came home with his tail between his legs and found his second calling as a full time couch potato

My mother is a lapsed Catholic wound care nurse whose fond story about how she met my father starts with the words "he annoyed the piss out of me"

You can see how this is not exactly the setup for Marital Bliss. My brother and I used to take bets about if they'd get divorced once we both left for college. And then neither of us managed to stay at college. But anyway, back to the summer of 2016.

I'm gonna put a cut here and warn that this story is going to contain... Uuuuh unsafe driving, catholicism, and some weird weird emotional manipulation. Okay? Okay. Let's go.

So it was probably my fault, but in my defense, absolutely everybody needed more friends in Pokemon go in 2016, and I did not have an abundance of those, since, as mentioned. Home from college. And my father has a habit of trying to stay current, so while I can't place the exact conversation in my memory, it almost certainly went "hey what's this Pokemon game everyone is talking about" "oh it's a new app! It's really easy, you should try it." And there began the slowly unfolding horror of the next six years. Or maybe he asked me what all of those people were doing lurking around and the only thing I have to blame myself for is that time I introduced him to Reddit. Regardless, at the time that absolutely everyone was playing Pokemon go, my old fuck of a father was out there with my brother and I, and we like. Actually got along for like two blissful months. And then things started to get a little weird.

Now, my mother is, as mentioned. A nurse. She not only works an incredibly high stress job full time, she has no patience for superfluous crap, and so she was not joining us, and was in fact, starting to get a Little Stressed about the fact that instead of looking for a job my father was playing Pokemon go full time, joining discord servers for other players, and generally talking about the game nonstop and how much he hated team valor players. I kind of tuned that out because "your dad needs to get a job" was sort of a recurring motif in our household and like, I was a box office worker at a movie theater so what am I supposed to do about it, mom.

But here's the thing— box office at the movie theater is a night job. So I'd get home Late. And my dad's always had some problems with insomnia, so running into him as I was coming in wasn't Super unusual, but what WAS unusual was the fact that he was... Going out. As I was coming in. At 1 and 2 and 3am (hey kids don't buy tickets to the last showing of a movie on a weeknight your movie theater employees will thank you) and when I asked him what he was doing, he went. Oh you haven't heard about PokeRadar?

For those who didn't live this, or were too legit to use it, PokeRadar was a short lived hack that allowed you to see what was spawning on a map of your area and how long it would be there. So my father was opening his PokeRadar map at 1 and 2 and 3 in the morning and seeing that there was a Dratini down the street and just Wandering Out In The Middle Of The Night to catch it. I'll cop to having gone with him a few times, even. So that's. Happening. And then the server outages start happening, it gets more and more frustrating to play Pokemon go, they're slowing down releasing things, the community days are starting to suck, and my father is.... Still playing.

And not only is he still playing, he's getting worse. There's a Catholic church near our house with a gym on it and a bunch of Pokestops and he goes over there so often that a priest came out to talk to him about finding more meaningful pursuits. He started going to the church every Sunday during mass to take down the gym while no one's in the parking lot. (Remember I mentioned my mother being formerly Catholic? Yeah that one didn't go over great) He's also started softly kidnapping my brother and I every time we go out to eat. He just takes random detours on the way home and tries to convince us to join in the raid "since we're already here, come on, I need three people for this raid". He makes a discord account that has my great uncle's name (my mom's uncle) because it's the "most generic name he could think of". He literally will not let my brother and I go home directly after meals. He still doesn't have a job. My parents don't stock the fridge and my dad is going out to eat while Pokemon go-ing for every meal so it gets to the point where my brother and I look at each other and realize we literally have to play Pokemon go with this man if we want reliable access to food.

But the thing that really drove my drove my mother insane— after the 2am climbing out of bed to catch a Dratini and the lack of a job and the constant bitching about team valor and IVs and candies and the lack of food in the fridge and so on and so forth. And I am surely forgetting some of it. As if all of that weren't bad enough. The thing that Almost broke my mother was the fact that this man plays Pokemon go and drives.

When Pokemon go was first introduced they didn't quite have the egg hatching system figured out yet and you could hatch eggs while driving. And then they introduced the speed measure and you could only hatch eggs driving slow. But Pokemon still spawn at full car speed! And that is why my life has flashed fully before my eyes more than once because my dad has mounted the phone against his center console and just played. Constantly.

Anyway this story ends on a bit of an anticlimax, because I once asked my mother why she hadn't divorced my father yet and she looked me dead in the eyes and said "when you marry someone you swear to love them until they die" but I've lived with these miserable assholes for the better part of 25 years and I swear my mother has never been closer to divorce papers than the day my father decided it would be a good idea to go 15 miles per hour in a giant circle instead of going directly to our destination and nearly got into an accident because he was spinning a PokeStop.

He still does it tho.

Has Not Stopped.

Anyway thanks if you read this far plugging my ko-fi because I still live with these people and I Hope That Answered Your Question, Anon.

Bonus: one time we went out to play Pokemon go with my dad and my stoner boyfriend and my stoner boyfriend's Californian friend and the Californian friend looked at me and went, verbatim "Yo your dad's cool though. I fuck with your dad." And I had no words for that one. None. I still don't.

[baby-dr1ver]

Imagine:

Chris and the reader and some friends are playing truth or dare. (Both like each other but are not together).

The reader gets dare and she has to give Chris a lapdance 😭😭😭😭😭😭

oooooh shit nonnie, it's getting spiiicccyyy in here

pairing: chris evans x reader

rating/warnings: fluff, lap dance, admitiing feelings

(holy shit, look at this man-)

You sat around with some of your MCU castmates, while they all acted like 12 year old girls. You and Chris laughed at their antics. Chris, oh sweet Chris. You were so in love with him, not just with his looks but, he was the most kind hearted, compassionate, loving, human being you'd ever met.

RDJ clapped to get everyones attention. "Okay I propose we play truth or dare." Everyone cheered. You looked to Chris and whispered, "I feel like I'm in highschool again." He giggled. God, making that man laugh was the highlight of your day.

RDJ got the game started. He asked Scarlett, and she chose dare. So, she had to wear a bucket on her head for the rest of the game. Next was Anthony, who asked Chris, and he chose truth. "Is it true that you are seeing someone and haven't told us?" Everyone held their breath as he looked around. "No it's not true" Hoot and hollers all around. Then, Paul asked Elizabeth and she chose dare. "I dare you to-oh! text your ex saying 'i miss you' " Everyone cheered again. "Your cruel Paul so cruel." RDJ pointed out.

Now, Elizabeth asked you, and you chose dare. Big mistake. She knew the crush you harbored for the man sitting next you. She was going to use it. "Okay Y/N I dare you tooooo," She tapped her chin with her finger as if she was thinking. That's when you grew nervous. ", hmmmm I dare you to give Chris a lap dance." Oh fuck.

"Well I don't think that's-"

"Ah a dares a dare l/n" RDJ sassed

"Yeah Y/N if you don't do it, your a chicken." Anthony egged on. You figured everyone had caught on to what Elizabeth was trying to do.

You took a deep breath in, "I'm game if you are." Chris's eyes almost bulged out of his head. "I have one condition," You faced the group.,", I want it to be in the other room" You demanded.

They all looked at one another before they gave a collective nod. You stood up and held your hand out to the man in question. He looked to you, grabbed your hand, and let you lead him to the next room. You opened the door to a random guest room, and closed the door.

"Listen we totally don't have to do this if it makes you uncomfortable. It's a stupid dare we 100% don't have to do it" You wrung your hand nervously. He gave a sligh smile. "No Y/N I'm not uncomfortable. In fact I'm overjoyed that I get a lap dance from the girl of my dreams." That made you pause. "I'm sorry what?"

"Y/N I've been in love with you since I met you." You sih=ghed.

"Oh thank god, I was really hoping I wasn't the only one. That would be embarrassing." You both laughed. He walked towards you, getting into your space. He cupped your face and planted a kiss on your lips.

It made your mine blank. Your hands grasped the hair at the back of his neck, and pulled. The moan he let out was sinful. You had to pull away, due to the lack of oxygen. You both were panting. "So how about that lap dance?"

*time skip because I know nothing about lap dances*

You both came out, flushed. Chris was sporting the biggest boner and you, you were pratically dripping down your legs. Between the grinding, praise,, and dirty words, you both were a mess.

"So how was it?" Was the first thing RDJ said when he saw you both. 'Uuuuuh, great?" Chris answered in the form of a question. "yeah, great" You said with a smile. Everyone eyed your state, and Chris's noticing the sexual tension.

"On that note, I have to go and Chris offered to take me home so" Chris grabbed his and your coat and ushered you out the door.

a/n: so uuuuh, i was gonna put smut but it's very late and i'm a tiny hooman who is very tired

[theriverdraws]

And now, some of my animaniacs headcanons

The studio only managed to capture the Warners by kidnapping one as a bait, and catch the others with a trap. It surprisingly worked really well.

Even if they did escape when the tower needed cleaning, the studio just ended up using the same tactic, and it worked everytime. The Warners just can’t leave each other behind so they always came back. Eventually they just stopped trying to escape.

The Warners didn’t age because toons only age when they’re forgotten, and even if they were just a few people that remembered them, they remembered them very clearly and were deeply scared of them nedjmsinjm.

Toons can only flee from prisons or handcuffs and stuff like that if it’s funny, and not many people found them leaving the tower very funny, they were mostly scared, and so the Warners couldn’t find a situation were they could escape, that is until Spielberg and his crew found their tapes and thought it was hilarious, giving the kids a chance of escaping.

They weren’t captured right away because they were having a new show, but they knew that they were going to try and capture them anyway so they’re were always very careful. They had a looong time to prepare.

Their time on the water tower made them get even closer than they already were. They fought many times but they always made up in the end, so they’re really close now that they’re out.

The Warners didn’t age, so obviously they’re still kids and consider themselves that way (i’m looking at you guys that lust over them, I SEE YOU >:c). But they use their “mysterious” age to annoy people most of the time. “YOU KIDS STOP! NOW!”  “Uuuuh, excuse me we’re older than you, so have a little respect geez”. And then they start acting immature again and they’re like “Ohoho I see, I thought you guys ‘were older than me’ or something, what’s up with that?”  “Excuse me we are just kids??? How dare you use this lame excuse you manipulative prick”  “but--”  “pahpahpah, no buts, I am disgusted >:c” 

On Animaniacs, the scenes that happens in Burbank are the scenes that actually happened in the real world, while the songs, the scenes were they’re in the past, or on a fictional world, are part of the Warner’s new show. (an exception would be if they’re the only ones singing just to annoy people lol). I also believe that the episodes where they meet the Grim reaper and the one where they meet the devil actually happened.

The Warners’ skits are heavily improvised, just like the theme says (”..we had no script, why bother to rehearse?”). I’m gonna take the candy store skit as an example: The actor that played the candy seller had on his script - “don’t let the Warners get the candy”. While the Warners had “get the candy” written on theirs. They would create chaos and havoc to get the candy, and just be themselves, and the actor has to deal with it and stay in character at all times (the actors got paid a lot to do this btw mjewdijm). 

Sometimes the Warners broke the script a little bit, or just decided to stop with the recording and go home because they weren’t feeling like recording today, without the approval of the studio of course. Like when Dot was feeling unwell and they just decided to rest and skip the cartoon, or when Wakko got tired of having a camera filming him and he just broke the camera and went home. 

And sometimes the actors or the people on the town get really fed up with the Warners, like in the song “Schnitzelbank” where the guy got really mad, or they just lose it and the studio has to pay for another therapy again - Like on “Fair game” where I believe the guy just lost it.

The Warners don’t really get any money, and when they do it’s not much, that’s because the studio just uses it to pay for everything they break, or someone’s therapy.

The Warners do consider Scratchy as a father figure in a way, though Scratchy thinks they’re just joking. They also consider Bugs Bunny “a cool uncle”, they like each other a lot.

Yakko is actually scared of thunderstorms, and so gets a bit spooked of fireworks in the middle of nowhere, but he knows they’re not thunders so he’s good most of the time.

Pinky and the Brain were atually trying to take over the world, but no one actually believed them and just thought they loved acting so much that they acted all the time, even if there weren’t any cameras.

Rita and Runt were homeless before joining the crew, now they got a home :) (And are still really close). Their skits are somewhat based on what they actually went trough.

Slappy and Skippy were just recorded all the time because everything they did was gold honestly (still salty they aren’t on the reboot)

Goodfeathers skits are also based on what they actually went trough, they live on the studio but they’re still part of the pidgeon mafia.

Chicken boo is just a weird talented chicken, all the skits are scripted but his ability of disguising as a human is real.

Mindy and Buttons also had scripted skits, but Mindy’s parents still suck and get all the money. Oh well, she has Buttons anyway :).

The Hippos, Minerva mink, and Katie Kaboom also had scripted skits.

Going back to the Warners now, they were the ones that wrote their movie, they were really proud of it but later they thought it was too melodramatic.

After the cancellation of their show, the Warners were afraid that they would try and lock them in the tower again, so they went on the run and were laying low all of those years, the studio were indeed searching for them and trying to put them on the tower. They didn’t really have time to get acostumed, or to even notice with how things changed since the 90s because they were just on the streets. (made this headcanon because they apparently weren’t locked away again, and I don’t think the reboot will explain were the hell they were).

They appeared again when Spielberg said that he wanted to reboot the series, they were very happy. 

Hello Nurse got a better job after the cancelation so she wasn’t bothered at all that the studio didn’t want her on the show anymore

All of the characters got great lives after the show to be honest. Except Pinky and the Brain I guess, who were still on the laboratory and failing to take over the world. They gladly accepted to go back to the show.

The Warners learned that reboots have a tendency of not being so good, but they didn’t really care to be honest, they could stop running away now and that’s what really matters.

Aaaand I think that’s it for now ewmisam. I will probably have more in the future and some will probably change because of the reboot too.

[rowan-lee]

Short Trimberly Story

jealous Kimberly

[Kimberly sat down next to Billy at her regular seat in the cafeteria.]

Kimberly: Hey Billy, who’s that over there with Zack and Trini?

Billy: Hi Kim, um I don’t know, but it looks like they know each other.

Kimberly Yes.... it looks like that

[Jason arrives with his tray of food and sits down opposite Kimberly.]

Jason: Hello, what’s up?

Billy: Kimberly asked who is the girl who is with Trini and Zack but I don’t know.

Jason: Oh, that’s Tommy.

Kimberly: what? You know her?

Jason: Well, not really. She’s new to our school and she’s in the same math class as Zack, Trini and I.

Kimberly: Have they laughed so much in class too?

Jason: I don’t know. I’ve been focusing on the tasks. But chemistry is there. I think it’s because of this “be the new girl at school” thing.

Kimberly: Well then no wonder that Trinis scores in math do not get better if she waste her time not to practice but to chat..

[Kimberly clutches her cell phone tightly so that her knuckles are white.]

Jason: Hey Ky... is it possible that you’re kind of jealous?

Kimberly: Me? Never ! Why ?

Jason: You do that with your phone... again...

[Kimberly looks confused at her hand and lets go of her cell phone before it breaks down]

Jason: It seems as if you’re annoyed that Trini is so cool with Tommy.

Kimberly: Jason, I’m NOT jealous. It’s going to be allowed to have a bad mood.

Billy: In German there is the saying “Mit dem falschen Fuß aufgestanden sein” translates as much as getting up on the wrong foot. That means someone’s having a bad day. Kimberly, did you get up on the wrong foot?

[Trini, Zack and Tommy join the others.]

Kimberly: Yes Billy, I did.

Trini: You did what?

Kimberly: Nothing

[Trini frowned]

Trini: okaaayy ...

Zack: Guys, this is Tommy we are in math class with her.

Tommy: Hey everybody!

Billy: Hi, I’m Billy - Billy Cranston. In the old days, kids used to say Billy C...

Jason to Billy: wait Billy, you don’t have to talk so far.

Jason to Tommy: As you know, I’m Jason, and this is Kimberly.

[Kimberly gave Tommy a forced smile.]

[Trini, Tommy and Zack sat down at the table and a strange silence came.]

Trini: All right. Tommy’s a real math genius. For the first time this year, I understood what the teacher wanted from me.

Kimberly: Oh, yeah? I’m glad for you. Then you can go to study math with Tommy from now on and not with me anymore.

[Kimberly rises from her seat]

Kimberly: I mean, if you learned more with her today in an hour than with me in six months, great

[Kimberly goes and leaves the cafeteria.]

Trini: Kim wait, that’s not what I meant.

[Trini looks confused at the others.]

Trini: Did something happen?

[Zack shrugs his shoulders.]

Zack: I don’t know.

Billy: The wrong foot.

Trini: What?

Jason: What he means is Ky’s having a bad day.

Trini: Bad day is good. She’s been so weird for a few days. I’m going to sort this out. See you later.

[Trini also gets up and follows Kimberly and catches up with her in the schoolyard.]

Trini: Kim wait. Hey, come on, stop.

[Trini stands in her way.]

[Kimberly crosses her arms in front of her chest.]

Trini: What’s going on?

Kimberly: Nothing

Trini: I don’t believe you. You’ve been so sensitive to everything I say for a few days. Did I do something wrong?

[Kimberly kept silent and avoided looking at Trini]

Trini: Princess, please talk to me.

[Kimberly sings.]

Kimberly: I’m done. I’m not playing this stupid game anymore.

Trini: What game?

Kimberly: You really want to know what’s going on?

Trini: Yes!

Kimberly: Okay, you can have the truth! I like you Trini and by that I mean more than friends. Actually, I thought you liked me too and it’s only a matter of time before you finally realize it or admit it.

[Kim ran her hand through her hair.]

Kimberly: But then a few days ago when Billy’s mother mistakenly thought we were a couple, you just said, “Naaah, just friends.” You dismissed it as if the idea of us was something absolutely ridiculous.

It made me angry and hurt.

[Kim laughed dryly]

Kimberly: But all right, I got it 'only friends'

The Genius Tommy can be the new pink ranger now. I’m out of the story. I’m not watching you flirt with someone else.

[Kimberly tries to leave but Trini keeps her]

Trini: Now calm down and please let me say something.

First, I don’t flirt!

Second of all, yes Tommy is cute, funny and smart...

[Kimberly twisted her eyes and tried to walk away again]

Trini: ...wait wait wait... But to me you are hilarious, brilliant and stunning beautiful.

Thirdly, I don’t need any tutoring at all. I’m good enough to get through the school year like this. Fourth that I need help.. I just made it up to spend time alone with you. I mean, we always hang out as a group on training, Crispy Cream, detention, school, Billy’s, and I love that! but I really like the extra time with you.

And lately, how?? the hell can you think I’m learning anything when you sit across from me and smile at me?

Kimberly smiles: So you like me too?

Trini: yes, Kimberly Hart

I like you too

Kimberly: But why didn’t you say anything?

Trini: Let me think about it.. umm maybe because you dated Ty and then Jason??!?! Besides, you keep saying...

Trini with a playful accent: “Uuuuh Justin Bieber is so hot” and “have you seen this guy? he’s sooo cute"

Kimberly: I don’t talk like!

Trini: sure??

Kimberly: Yes, okay.

Trini: So how was I supposed to know that you find girls attractive too?

Kimberly: I listen to Hayley Kiyoko and Girl in Red??

Trini: Yeah, because I showed them to you. That doesn’t count. Besides...

Kimberly: Okay Okay Okay I’ve heard enough. Can I kiss you now?

Trini: Why suddenly so confident and direct?

[Trini grins mischievously]

Kimberly: otherwise we have wasted enough time

[They’re finally kissing]

[trashyswitch]

William Breaks the Animatronics (Kinda???)

William is not very techy. But that has never stopped him before. This time, William causes a glitch to occur which...causes some mixed feelings.

William’s body screeched to a halt as he reached his best friend. “Ohthankgod! You’re here! Finally! It took long enough!” William reacted with worry in his voice.

“Geez, you’re impatient.” Henry responded.

“I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING AND I’M TOO SCARED TO TRY ANYTHING ELSE.” William admitted.

Henry sighed. William was not exactly the most techy guy. Sure, he could plug in a video game console and figure out some basic animatronic repairs. But there was always a limit to his knowledge and more often than not, William would cross the line of knowledge. That often leads to Henry Nascar-driving his way over to the Pizzeria at 9:30 at night to save his ass. Again.

“What is it this time?” Henry asked. “Did you miswire the joints again?” Henry asked.

“Nope. The joints are fine.” William replied.

“Did you accidentally trigger another shut down?” Henry asked.

“No, he’s still very much alive and moving.” William replied, looking at it.

Henry thought, before widening his eyes. “You didn’t...destroy the ticking circuit spine, did you?” Henry asked.

William looked at him with blank eyes.

“You better not have!” Henry warned. “Cause those are the most expensive, customized equipment we had to buy for these new animatronics!” Henry reacted.

“No, I didn’t. I promise.” William replied.

Henry looked at him with narrowing eyes, before letting him off the hook. “Okay. What’s the problem?” Henry asked.

William looked at Freddy Fazbear and the other Toy animatronics and gulped. “They’re…” His breath hitched in his throat as Chica waved to him.

“They’re...what?” Henry asked.

“PLAY TIME!” All of them yelled.

Henry’s eyes widened as William shrieked in horror!

“GET THE PURPLE ONE!” Bonnie shouted!

“I’LL GET THE ONE IN THE GLASSES!” Freddy declared.

“RUN!” William shouted to Henry.

Suddenly, both of the boys were off. Sprinting around the pizzeria, and being followed by running, stomping animatronics that made the ground raddle with their steps!

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM?!” Henry asked loudly.

“I DON’T KNOW!” William yelled back.

“COME PLAY WITH US!” Bonnie yelled.

“I LOVE CHASING GAMES!” Foxy reacted happily.

Henry and William both sprinted to the prize corner and hid behind the prize counter. It became pretty clear though, that two grown men could not fit back there.

“My spot. Called it.” Henry pushed William out from behind the prize corner.

“Henry, don-...AAH!” William got himself up immediately and took off towards the stage. “YOU ASSHOLE!”

Suddenly, all the animatronics skidded to a stop and gasped. “He said another bad word!” Freddy reacted.

Henry popped his head out from behind the counter. “Wait, another?”

“You bet! William has had quite the potty mouth. We should have a swear slot!” Foxy told him.

“Mr. Emily, can you make me a swear slot?” Freddy asked.

Henry looked at him with utter concern. “...Uuuuh…”

“Speaking of swearing:” Chica ran up and picked William up. “I GOT ‘EM!” She declared proudly.

“Let me have him!” Foxy begged.

“No, ME!” Bonnie yelled.

“Oh my…” Freddy reacted.

Henry widened his eyes. “AAH- C-Careful! Don’tdrophim!” Henry tried to whisper.

“Don’t worry, Henry! We’ll be extra careful!” Chica reassured him. Chica then proceeded to throw him up into the air and catch him in her arms. “Alright! Get ‘em, boys!” Chica declared.

Freddy, Bonnie and Foxy all reached their hands towards William and walked up to crowd him! “NO!” Henry sprinted up to the animatronics to prevent them from pulling him apart or killing him. He had NO idea as to why they were malfunctioning this much! But all he knew at this point, was that William was NOT going to die from them! And he was gonna make sure of that!

Henry struggled to push himself through the animatronics. So, he tried climbing them. But it didn’t take long for Henry to give up that tactic as well. “GUYS! LET HIM GO! NOW! HE’S DONE NOTHING-”

Suddenly, Henry heard a familiar sound fill the air. It sounded unusual, it sounded bubbly, and it sounded...happy?

Well, mixed with whining.

“HEY! AHA! Ah ah! NO! Get off- HAHAHA! Ohohoff! NOHOhohoho!” He heard.

“W-Wait…” Henry pushed himself through the animatronics and blinked in surprise at the sight:

Foxy and Bonnie were tickling William while Chica was pinning him down!

“..........How-”

“You taught us!” Chica told Henry.

“No I didn’t!” Henry protested. Then, he remembered something. “W-Well, I did plan something like this...But I didn’t go through with it, so you shouldn’t have been able to learn it.” Henry admitted.

Freddy walked up to Henry with a giggle. “Look what I can do now! Hold still!” Freddy instructed. Freddy’s eyes turned blue as he scanned up and down Henry’s body.

“It looks like Henry is somewhat ticklish-” Freddy started pointing to certain ticklish spots as he named them.

Henry shrieked and pushed at the robotic pointing finger. “FREDDY!”

“-der arms, sides, hips, belly button, and toes! But your worst spot appears to be your neck!” Freddy lightly poked and tweaked Henry’s sides to get him to stop pushing.

“aaAAUGH! No, knock it off. Now.” Henry ordered. “I don’t know where you discovered that piece of code, but I am NOT in the mood to deal with it right now.” Henry warned sternly.

“My goodness! Such an attitude.” Foxy reacted.

“Stahahap ihihihit! Thehehe mohomehent Ihihi’m ohout of hehehere, I’m shuhuhuttihing you dohohown! Ohohohon PUHURPOSE thihis tihihihime!” William warned.

“We’ll see…” Freddy replied.

“I think you’ve already done more than enough on us!” Chica added.

“Shuhuhut uhuhup, you ungrahatefuhuhul pihihiece of sprahahaypahainted mehetahahal!” William shot back.

Henry pushed away Freddy’s hands and threw his arms out in defense. “STAP! Stop stop stop.” Henry got out of Freddy’s grip and looked at him. “Freddy: What did William do?” Henry asked.

Freddy stopped upon his command and smiled. “William showed me a new program titled ‘Play time’.” Freddy explained.

Henry tilted his head. ‘Play time’? Now what in the world-

“Let William go for a minute.” Henry ordered to Chica.

Just as she was told, Chica let William go and placed him back onto his feet. William took a moment to get his breath back before walking up to Henry and pointing at Freddy’s arm. “I...I had this opened earlier.” William told him.

William clicked a button to open up Freddy’s left arm plate and looked at the switches and buttons. Then, William watched as Henry clicked and held a bigger button that shut Freddy down.

When Freddy was unconscious, Henry turned to his coworker. “Okay. Now, what were you trying to do here?” Henry asked.

“I was...trying to fix the facial recognition problem…” William admitted.

Henry facepalmed himself. “William…Why?” He asked.

“Cause it was broken. The facial recognition and the staring, it was creeping out some of the parents. And frankly, you weren’t trying to fix it either.” William replied. “Will...I have been trying to fix the facial recognition for years. The facial recognition is BROKEN! BEYOND REPAIR!” Henry sternly told him. It CANNOT BE FIXED! I have TOLD YOU THIS A THOUSAND TIMES!” Henry yelled at him.

William widened his eyes and pointed at Freddy. “But- DUDE! The animatronics weren’t staring at us! They were reacting! REACTING! That means I did something, right?!” William asked.

Henry lifted an eyebrow and looked at Freddy. The pupils of Freddy’s eyes were...a strange color of green. He didn’t even know that Freddy’s eyes were capable of that color! “So...Can you remember what you did?” Henry asked.

William rubbed his own arm. “Well...Not really.”

Henry groaned and rubbed his own nose. “You are an idiot. A complete lunatic.” Henry told him.

William sighed. “But, I can remember what I clicked.” William added.

Henry looked up at him, and looked at the small red button that William was pointing at. It was located on the top of Freddy’s arm. Looking closer at it, Henry narrowed his eyes and took the blueprints out of his hands.

“That button shouldn’t-” Henry looked at the blueprints and pointed at the spot. “That button is not on the blueprints. That button shouldn’t exist. At all.” Henry told him.

William blinked in confusion. “...So, you don’t know what it does then?” William asked.

Henry shook his head. “Nope.”

Henry pushed the button with his finger and held it. He felt something click, and suddenly:

Toy Freddy’s body turned right back on and stared into space. William walked to the front and widened his eyes. “Uh oh…” William grabbed Henry, and pulled him in front to see the animatronic’s eyes: they were green! “Henry, we have to get out-”

Freddy started walking towards the other Toy animatronics and started opening up their arm plates too! When that was happening, William pulled Henry to a hiding spot to watch from a distance.

Freddy revealed that every Toy animatronic had the same button on their arm! Freddy clicked that very button on all of them, and watched as they woke right up without the chance to restart.

“Where are they?” Toy Freddy asked.

“THERE THEY ARE!” Foxy sprinted to the back of the prize counter and picked Henry up! “aAAAAH! PUT ME DOWN! FOXY! PUT ME DOWN NOW!” Henry ordered.

Foxy brought Henry over to Freddy. “Well look who’s back!” Freddy reacted. “And I have some great news as well! I remember all your sensitive spots! Meaning, I don’t have to scan you again!” Freddy declared.

Before Henry could say anything, the Toy animatronics started crowding around him and moving their hands right towards his ticklish spots. Foxy and Chica each tickled an armpit, Freddy went for his hips, and Bonnie went for his belly button!

“Nohoho WAHAHAIT! Nohot sohoho mahahany spohohots ahat ohohonce- NOHOHOHAHAHAHAHA! EEEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA!” Henry yelled.

William peeked his head out from under the counter. It didn’t take very long for Henry to burst into loud laughter. William really wanted to help him. It was his fault, after all. But...He also liked seeing Henry laugh like that. And frankly, he would just get himself stuck in the tickle fight as well.

“STAHAHAHAP! NOHOHOHO MOHOHORE! GEHEHET AHAHAFTOHOHON! HEHEHE’S BEHEHIHIND THEHE COHOHOUNTEHER!” Henry yelled at them.

Bonnie quickly looked over at the counter, and walked away from the crowd. William immediately gulped and hid himself more while Bonnie walked closer and closer to the counter. Bonnie walked to the front and leaned over, seeing his purple shirt immediately.

“There you are!” Bonnie declared. Suddenly, William felt a pair of hands grab his sides. But he didn’t get lifted up right away. Instead, Bonnie started skittering and squeezing his sides! William immediately squeaked and flopped onto his side. With William on his side and his face more visible, Bonnie tickled his belly next.

“HehehehAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHO! BOHOHONNIHIHIE GEHEHEHET OHOHOHOFF!” William tried to push himself away from him at first. But Bonnie was one step ahead of him!

The moment the man scooted himself away with his feet, Bonnie grabbed his ankle and pulled him out from behind the counter! “I FOUND AFTON!” Bonnie declared.

“LET GO OF ME RIGHT NOW! I’M WARNING YOU!” William ordered.

Bonnie, who was enjoying acting like a little shit, removed William’s shoe and scratched a finger on his foot.

“LET MEHE GOHOHO- NAAAHAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAT MYHYHY FEEEEHEHEHEHEHET!” William shrieked and laughed hysterically while kicking his other foot.

“Tickle tickle tickle, Afton!” Bonnie teased as he grabbed the other foot. The bunny removed the other shoe from the second foot and immediately started tickling his other foot with the first one. “What a small pair of ticklish tootsies!”

William arched his back and shouted loudly, before immediately falling into a fit of cackles and laughter. “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA- PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE! STAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIHIHIT!” William begged.

“Sorry Nr. Afton! You’ve been swearing, acting rude, and breaking rules all evening! Just accept your fate, Afton.” Bonnie explained.

“WHAHAT AHAHABOHOHOUT MEHEHEHE?! IHIHI DIHIHID NOHOHOTHIHIHING!” Henry asked as his neck was being attacked by Chica.

“Despite your name calling towards Mr. Afton, You’ve been quite good! So I’m not gonna tickle you for much longer.” Chica offered.

“OHOHOKAHAHAY, THAHAHANK YOHOHOU!” Henry replied.

“But I wanna tickle Emily! Let me tickle him!” Foxy reacted.

“WAHAHAIT, WHAHAHAT?!” Henry shouted.

“Okay! I can do that! 2 more minutes for me, okay?” Chica asked.

“Okay!” Foxy replied.

Henry mentally cursed to himself. Come on, Foxy! Why must you do this to me?!

Both of the boys were being completely wrecked by the animatronics. And no one could figure out just why! Why were they acting like this in the first place? Who programmed their ability to act playful? Henry had NEVER programmed something like that! And how did they figure out how to tickle? Or scan their tickle spots, for that matter? Was it a glitch? Did a hacker get into their programming? What even happened?!

Around 10:30, the front door of the pizzeria seemed to have opened. A man in overalls, who was jingling a pair of keys, had walked in. It was Mr. White: the custodian! He had heard laughing when he first walked in. But he did NOT expect to see tickling animatronics! It was...almost funny to see! An entertaining moment between the two bosses and the animatronic robots they created.

So, the custodian decided to let them have their fun and left them alone. It wouldn’t hurt to go to bed a little more late than usual, right? He has all night to sweep and mop the place down. He could even come the next morning if he wanted to!

So, Mr. White locked the outside of the door for the night and let them be. They’ll be fine, right?