#unreal. insane

[cianochimera]

me making my portfolio: 😭😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮🤬🤬🤬🖕🖕🖕

me making stuff for a roblox game:

[8aeddel-vriska]

via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."

Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.

[puppiesareperfect]

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🔁rightintomyheart 💗🎼

How much of this shit do I have to learn from tumblr dot com what do you MEAN Love Händel is just??? Coming back?

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Op casually leaving out that the entire thing has been organized by Lindana’s children

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HUH?

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Just to clarify you mean like. THE Lindana. As in the pop star from the 80s.

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I do! Bobbi (who has been running a hair salon since the band’s breakup) updated the website saying he’ll be out for a reunion concert. And that he was convinced after speaking with two kids—Phineas and Ferb Flynn-Fletcher, who want them to come back to perform at their mother, Linda’s anniversary.

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Ohhh so nepotism 🙄

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No, not nepotism. You guys don’t get to hate on these kids, they’re super cool. They came into my shop & asked me to perform for their parents. They made no mention of their mom being Lindana. We’re literally prepping for the concert right now and I just learned this from tumblr. Had to fact check it with Bobbi. Point is, at no point did they try to leverage their mom’s fame. They genuinely just wanted to do something sweet for their parents. I doubt they even thought to try and use their mother’s status. They simply explained how passionate their parents were about the band.

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DANNY?

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Ok so tonight we have learned:

Love Handel is coming back

Lindana’s children asked them to come back

Lindana’s kids apparently don’t even realize the implications of their mom having previously been famous

Danny of Love Handël uses tumblr

Danny ALSO is getting his news from tumblr

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#also I did some digging #and like #her kids also wrote gitchee gitchee goo??!! #but then just #never did music again #and again did Not mention their mom

HELLO??

[a-cilantro-leaf]

this came to me in a dream

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Hozier b like "hey girl what if the ceaseless battle between unconquerable suffering (as a consequence of existence), and the indomitable human spirit, was just. in ur earphones. What if the constant tug of war between the limitlessness of love and inevitability of heartache was literally injected into u via sound. Like. just playing in ur ears for an hour. Take my hand. Let's take a stroll through hell, baby :) wouldn't that be gre- why are you crying"

[iamespecter]

Please forgive me for my sins and crimes against humanity for I cannot stop imagining the Jester and the Dentures making out sloppily in my Puppet AU (+bonus harlequilt/showtime in the cut!)

I also see the ragdoll in the mix half of the time because they share her equally (Healthy poly relationships, YIPPIEEEEE!)

[skythealmighty]

can you imagine if like. object show characters were active on tumblr . i mean fans on here but his account is dead so. i mean itd be fun

#rocket talk #roc save #Fan come Back we miss you

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OH MY GOD NEW TPOT EPIWODHWND IM GONNA GO INSANE ONE!!! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS ONE!!!!!!

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:)

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HELLO??

#oh my god HI . THIS IS LIKE IF A CELEBRITY CAME UP TO ME IN PUBLIC. #ARE THE OTHER ALGEBRALIENS ON TUMBLR??? #/WHAT/

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My best friend is pacing around my lab. I think a new episode's come out on one of his shows...

#I love him (/p) but he's going to become an unskippable cutscene very quickly

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i love shrimpy but it feels like he rlly doesnt ... get what i mean you know 😔 at least hes trying to cheer me up? i just wish i had someone to really talk to when it comes to these weird things i keep seeing

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hey, i completely understand how you feel! im going to be busy the next few days with a finale, but ive sent you a dm if you need someone to talk to ^-^

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thanks, ill take you up on that later!

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...suitcase?

#i dont think shes been online since that last post #i hope shes alright...

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Reblogging this every time I miss my co-hosts!

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Are you Okay

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Take a wild guess.

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why do people keep messaging me about hotel things?? i barely even go in two's hotel!

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yowie, you all need a hug :(!!

#especially you baseball guy!!! #im giving everyone in the comments a nice warm soft cookie

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Reblog if you think Flower winning BFB was a good choice, you like cheesecake, you hate Steve Cobs, you think Platinum is annoying, you're a fan of Dr. Fizz, you watch Jasonville TV, you think Glowstick's elimination was deserved, or you're gay

#they'll never know which one #i'm gay

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WHY IS THERE INTERNET IN RJE AFTERLIFE HELLO

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OMG NO WAY

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GET OFF OF TUMBLR.

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YOU HAVE??? A TUMBRL???????

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...no.

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reblog if u dont have a tumblr

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This is stupid.

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imagine needing to be Consistent to be popular

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You know it girl!!!

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AYYYEEEE

#idk who u are but we should hang out Now

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🅱️alls

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Oh my god I finally got this thing to connect to the internet. Okay.

Hello, Tumblr, my name is Liam Plecak. I'm sorry for the tag spam, but this is an urgent enough matter that I think warrants it.

For the past year and a half, I've been trapped in another universe with little-to-no communication to anyone else. I've been reading a few posts here and there, and I think some of you might be able to help with freeing me and my friends (I think some of you have powers?). Below is an in-depth description of where I am, what happened, and who did this to me. Please, if you can help, send me an ask.

Keep reading

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oh my god? liam from hfjone is fucking real????

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I'm sorry what

[amid-fandoms]

no listen if the change of tone was not clear by now (for some unfathomable reason) all you gotta do is take in the fact that they wrote phanfic 9 years ago and they wrote phanfic again now, and it was weird and hilarious and unhinged both times

but the main difference is that in current day, the phanfic actually features them as lovers

[lifemod17]

WHEN I SAY I BELIEVE IN 'MOVEMENT' SUPREMACY I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS

Hozier tonight at Lytham Festival

Source: Instagram.com

[chubsette]

on the phone with cece

[p4nishers]

"I'm a little bemused as to why crowley would risk destruction for you, you don't seem his type at all" that was. actually a thing they said. like that's a thing that was written in the script and said by an actor on good omens. then michael sheen had the absolute AUDACITY to raise his eyebrows like a fucking bitch who knows exactly what's crowley's type and that it's only ever been him. like!!! this is too gay even for me holy shit

[marlenacantswim]

fascinated by the insanely numerous strings of fate tying shawn and lassie together.

if one of them's somewhere, the other is either already there or not far behind, to lassiter's immense chagrin. shawn's present for and involved in the birth of his child. lassie ends up buying the spencers' home, his daughter destined to grow up in the same room shawn did. hell, before the two of them even met, shawn called in the blue sedan tip that led to lassiter catching the back bay killer — a large point of pride in his career as an officer — and let's not forget henry asking a newbie lassiter to take in shawn for the car theft, the one crime on his permanent record.

but wait, there's more!!! lassie accidentallies himself into befriending shawn's father, and then just when he's finding counseling that works, turns out his shrink is shawn's mother. oops! during the musical, does shawn ever dance or hold a duet with juliet? his girlfriend? no! but he does with lassie! they dance a hate tango!

i view Psych as a show about a man and the varying but equally meaningful relationships he has with three different people. with gus, that's a relationship of choice. they chose to be best friends as kids, and continue to choose each other over and over again. with juliet, that's a relationship of falling. they fell for each other so hard that a romance was inevitable. with lassiter? that's a relationship of fate, honey: something cosmic and unknowable keeps dragging them together, as much as lassiter kicks and screams in protest.

[venompinks]

goddess ୨ৎ

[kito-kat]

decided to try my hand on some fake posts bc. yes :)

they're kinda meh i might make a part 2

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🧀 thecheesiest-cheese Follow

people keep calling me trans even though im not, so i thought maybe i could make a joke about it

what do you call a transgender chocolate bar?

her/she

get it? like hershey, but pronouns?

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ok

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i must be crazy lucky on here because all my friends see my posts and they get a ton of notes! thank you so much everyone! 💖

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can you fucking get off of my dash. ive seen you more than too many times. fuck off and fuck the STUPID algorithm

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what did i do :(

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you know you can just block, right?

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blocking is for cowards kys

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Can anyon. tell me how to in stall an add blockur on tumbler. thank you

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is it a challenge

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do you want it to be

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How to apologise to people you've hurt.

long post so i'll put it under cut

#save

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Can people STOP complaining to me about Tissues???? I can't do anything about it! You people are driving me CRAZY!

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Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy

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What?! When did this happen to you, Fan? You never told me!

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nono tt its a copypasta,,

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What's a copypasta?

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lets continue this irl

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That means 'in real life' right?

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[twinkskeletons]

PW REPOST!!!!!

[knightobreath]

been watching a lot of showvember and ii recently. love those shows. unrelated but i should steal ideas from my friends more often. FAKE DASHBOARD INCOMING

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Anonymous asked: did you hear steve cobs died of ligma

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who tf is steve cobs. wouldn't be me though. stream showvember

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ligma BALLS

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FUCK YOU

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@meeple-inc

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why did you @ a phone company on my post

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OH

#THAT STEVE COBS

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why are so many ii blogs disappearing? did something happen?

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They’re filming the finale today, so they’re probably just busy!

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oh you’re right! i forgot about that!

#i haven’t been keeping up with ii lately

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THIS IS STUPID

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i’m back on tumblr

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\(^o^)/ welcome back

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roboblr missed you!!

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she’s so goddamn immature

#what does rotten apple see in her #text

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Anonymous asked: My YinYang plush is under my bed soaking in milk. Maybe one day they’ll be free ❤️

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.

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WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

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sorry

#not a confession #i can delete it if you'd like

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Filming the finale today

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hey wanna collab

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@mephone4-ae do NOT collab with her. she’s a shit host and will fuck up your show so bad you’ll wish you never made it

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YOUR MOM DIDNT THINK I WAS A SHIT HOST WHEN I HAD HER OVER LAST NIGHT

#i WILL block you

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Was taking a lovely walk on the beach earlier when i came across a WHOLE TOILET. Disgusting and distasteful! Completely ruined the scenery.

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Hello, could you please contact me? Your DMs and inbox are closed. This is urgent.

#reblog #royalsilverwear

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For clarification on recent rumors, Founder and CEO Steve Cobs is alive and well. He is not suffering from any disease, nor is his life in any immediate danger.

Please report any misinformation you see to Tumblr Staff.

Thank you,

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He won't be for long