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hurtmemoreplease · 1 month ago
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Do you really think I'd let you just give up the useless things at the start? Every offering is to be savored. What's the point if they're useless to you? Maybe the first time I'll let you get off light and just take all those useless things if you're so desperate to be rid of them, but it'd be cheating to let you drag it out with scraps of useless things like humanity. No, I'd demand something more and vital right from the start.
Ah, see, I think that depends on what you want to be hunting at the end. If you want me to have a miserable time, then sure, you can take everything that I value - but by the end you're going to have a boring little human who's running for its life and its not even turned on! You have to peel off those outer layers first, so that I forget why I'm even trying to run in the first place.
I mean, forget some boring human, right? You can get one of those whereever. It's like unwrapping a present. Peel off layer and layer of me, till I'm just some thing that's somewhere between girl and meat, unsure what my name is or how i got there, caught between the barest remnant of survival instinct and an overpowering desire to give the entirety of myself to you. Isn't that what you want to see? How long it takes me to give in? To admit that I want to be taken. To admit that nothing would make me happier than to sunder myself for your pleasure. To exist in pieces, to be consumed at your leisure.
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richardsphere · 9 months ago
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Leverage Redemption Log: The Panamanian Monkey Job
Look i know we're going to Panama because of last episodes ending tease/it being a 2 parter. But can we just agree that sometimes the writers just pull words out of a hat and call it a title? --- Seriously that Location Establishment Font is horrible. The point of an establishing shot is to show the place we're at and that is the opposite of what your font is doing. --- Harry named-for-a-volleyball is returning to his old place of work to be a suitable distraction to let Leverage Inc slip by to steal his old client-list or something. (i think that the team is still "inc"and the big alliance of other teams working with/beneath them is International? feel free to correct me)
obligatory "evil lawyer joke" and we're scarcely a minute in. Parker making Neigh-noises as she removes the horse painting. 10/10. (Lola also gets a 10/10, it would be cool)
Oh the tax-evasion supervault has a brochure, how quaint. ominous mini-spydrone. (It's either introducing Hardisons understudy cause actor is busy, or actually spying? Im betting on its a fake-out) --- Ok the Panama City Courthouse is a phrase with words long enough that it forces the letters to get vertically smaller and make space between the words so we can actually us see between the letters. Which is a mercy, but unless we're about to spend half a season in LLanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch I do expect this font-styling to be a persistent nuisance. (apologies to the Welsh if there's a typo in there.) --- "blackouts, memory loss, deja vu" saw that punchline coming but its a classic.
just walk into the money laundering operation and start burning things. Simple and effective. Sophie seems to think she's getting too old for this, (think she might switch from frontline grifter to a more Nate-like organiser, carry on her husbands legacy sort of thing)
Elliot hears the drone.
Hardisons sister (read replacement) has a really dead stare...
"I teach every kid i meet how to do crime" That you do,
"one of us gets cover blown, they just kill us. But Harry, he reads like a fed. They'd torture him first. Gives us time to save him." You're not wrong Elliot, but you shouldnt say it. --- "I did not go through the trouble of making the only place in the world where its legal to store illegal property for you to cut corners". Time for a security exposition dump Basement has only 1 way in (elevator, or so he claims Parker is a Vent Enthuisiast) On site and off-site camera monitoring facilities (other in the Philipines) (could be a simple footage loop?) No drilling (seismic sensors, easy to trip=Boy Who Cried Wolf protocol. IE: Sheherezade Job.)
7/10 on the Tickle Yourself gag. Reduced to 4/10by the "dribble a football" (you can dribble a football, Handeggs are a bit tougher though) EDM festival next-door is a go-go. The monkey is the name and logo of a fake animal protection group that is faking outrage about a non-existent DJ playing a non-existent birthday party so they can be shamed by Sophie into playing at a non-existent benefit concert for an existent monkey. --- Creepy goons want to interogate Partyplanner Hackergirl whose name i have already forgotten (im bad at names allright,)
We're not busted, he's just asking why there is a sudden EDM rave nextdoor to his legal "illegal-things" storage. (understandable, bad form of the rest of the team to leave the newbie alone)
Turns out that Warcrimes George is a fan of "legally-not-Deadmouse". (why were we in Tokyo? Oh right *mimes headshot* great show) I have never liked an antagonist who was not meant to be sympathetic to this degree before. Ok so Deadmouse better show up or he's gonna face-shoot her.
--- Opioidrefugee is meeting in the park, guard negotiates him up to 8 million
Huh, the vault operator actually has an apparently semi-decent arguement for his own morality. (giving the tyrants a way to exit the stage into retirement means they have the option of peacefull retirement, and if even 1% of tyrants takes it, thats thousands of civilians not dying in civil wars as they cling to power.) like he's not a good person certainly, but you can argue a moral grey-ness in his business-operations there.
--- Harry sees Maxwell as he leaves... Hardison drills the roof, Breanna mans the phone. Elliot is in the vents (cause the elevator is broken)
Invisible lasers (thank god they're invisible for once) cause a throuple-fight with Hardison and Elliot.
turn of the lock turns the lasers off, and now Maxwell is pointing a gun at Parker.
--- neck-slap unconcious, Maxwell is in the vault... which is laced with explosives we're about to blow up. (making it seem like he blew up a vault full of every dictator and crooks secret stashes. Might be the evilest frame-up this show's ever done) "three of them have armies, one of them has Nukes" Well he's certainly right, that does sound like a "run for the rest of your lives" situation.
Hardison bought the theatre. Tearfull goodbye is imminent. Hardison claims that at least a dozen crews consider Parker a mom.
Sophie is officially out of retirement.
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shatouto · 4 years ago
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I.Raised as sith Anakin au asdfghjkl I actually cried at some parts when obiwan was treating his injuries. T-T “I always looked at you like this… should I not?” …. My poor (criminal) child has a lot to learn. I wanna go down the angst road but I’ll never find my way back so let me just go the opposite direction because I feel like ani will short circuit everytime obiwan shows him any positive reaction/emotion that he can’t recognize...
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aaaAAHH thank you SO MUCH for these asks, i am so so so happy that you like this super self-indulgent au (at least on my side). writing a very needie babie woobie ex-sith anakin is one of my biggest guilty pleasures, so i am always super grateful when people join in. i LOVE anakin and ahsoka bonding with that sibling rivalry. im not super good with ahsoka so i’ll probably leave that to @obiwanobi; for the time being i will go feral over the idea of anakin not knowing how to read ;;O;;
lost lonely loth-wolf
It’s not just boredom that scratches at Anakin’s bones from the inside; it’s idleness. Under Darth Sidious’s care (for want of a better word), he must always make himself useful, be it training or killing. No waking moment should be wasted; he should spend every of them on bettering himself in combat and commanding. He must always convince his Master not to doubt his worth, lest he be cast back into slavery again. Idleness is but the short-lived quiet before storm.
Having nothing to do makes his old scars ache.
It borders on astonishing him how the Jedi can afford themselves so many luxuries. Music halls, corridor murals, gardens, so many gardens. Not that he has seen all of them; he only saw glimpses from under his hood, whenever Obi-Wan takes him by the hand and walks him through the Temple to get to the hangar, for their nightly trips in the park. He’s no stranger odious displays of wealth, but the Temple is not odious, and that is hardly wealth. Everything looks simple and… soothing, somehow. The Jedi seems not wealthy, but rich.
The thing they are the richest with, is books. Loads and loads of them, along with datatapes and datacards. Anakin hasn’t been to the Archives, but he has heard the apprentice (Ahsoka, she has a name) talking about it. There are datatapes in Obi-Wan’s quarters as well. Obi-Wan can often be found poring over his datapad with one of those tapes plugged in, quiet and serene and glowing at the edges, backlit by the late orange sun. There’s always a lock of hair falling over his forehead. Anakin can’t recall how many times he has had to stop himself from reaching over to brush it back in place.
“Anakin.” Obi-Wan’s voice stirs him out of his reverie. Their eyes meet, and Obi-Wan smiles a little. Anakin’s face heats up, which he promptly ignores. “What are you looking at?”
You, the true answer. Obi-Wan did tell him not to stare, though, so Anakin shrugs and drops his gaze to the glowing device on Obi-Wan’s lap. Obi-Wan, in turn, rests a warm hand on his shoulder.
“You can read anything on those shelves, you know.” He gestures towards the bookcase in the living room. “They’re all my favorite novels. The bottom shelf is younglings’ stories, and I still enjoy them greatly. Ahsoka leaves her comics lying around often, in which case you are perfectly in the right to read them as well. Force knows how many times I have told her to tidy—”
“I hate reading.”
Silence shatters upon them. Anakin scowls deeply, biting the inside of his cheeks. Books are written to corrupt you with lies. The majority of them are but garbage. There’s no need to busy yourself with those things, no need to wade through messy pages of drivels composed by Force-blind loudmouths, when your Master can dispense true wisdom to you. Your Master has great plans for you, so great that you needn’t burden your mind with trivia. So Anakin doesn’t read.
Nobody ever taught him to.
Obi-Wan gives a dismayed little “Oh.” Anakin rises to his feet and escapes to the fresher, as reluctant as he is to leave his warmed seat.
He shouldn’t have said that. At least not in that harsh manner. Night after night Anakin can’t sleep without seeing Obi-Wan’s face: his upturned brows, his downturned lips, his eyes wide in surprise. They never truly speak of it again, because that is how Obi-Wan is: if Anakin refuses something, Obi-Wan will simply let him be.
Obi-Wan leaves on a mission once more. Day after day Anakin passes by the bookcase in the living room, eyes sweeping over the datapads, fingers itching to pull one out - just to look at the pictures if there are any. He could now, right? There are no eyes looking over his shoulders anymore. No Master to sneer at him, call him a silly boy, and order him to go to meditate in the Sphere.
It takes Anakin another day to make up his mind. He picks a nice moment into the evening, after he has had his one meal of the day (the way he eats when he is alone), and crouches before the bookcase. He could have taken one of Ahsoka’s comics, but his eyes keep getting drawn towards the bottom shelf. Younglings’ stories, Obi-Wan said.
Anakin plucks out a datatape with a lilac casing, and takes the datapad left free for use on the other end of the shelf. He settles on the couch, something like excitement brewing in his belly as he plugs the tape into the datapad. The screen lights up in its familiar cyan glow. The cover page is a beautifully drawn illustration of a Loth-wolf under a great tree. He taps through the pages until he reaches the other illustrations. The Loth-wolf is depicted in various sceneries: in its den, between the trees, atop a boulder, under the starlight, and there never seems to be any other being around, beast or sentient. It feels wrong to him, so he keeps tapping to go through the pages. There has to be at least a scene where the Loth-wolf is with its pack, doesn’t it?
The main door slides open, and Anakin almost drops the datapad. He snaps his gaze up to find Obi-Wan staring back at him. Whatever expression Obi-Wan is wearing, Anakin can’t afford to study it for so long. He rises to his feet, fumbling to unplug the datatape from the device with just one hand and the Force.
“Oh, is this The Lonely Lost Loth-wolf?” Obi-Wan says with utter delight, his hand gently covering Anakin’s. “I hope you’ve been enjoying it, Anakin. This is one of my most-read books yet.”
“I…” Anakin struggles. He’s hot in the face and tongue-tied and his eyes flit over their nearly entwined hands in the bluish light from the screen. He dreads the moment Obi-Wan asks, I thought you didn’t like to read? - something he’s bound to do. Mockingly, maybe. The truth perches on the tip of Anakin’s tongue; what would Obi-Wan think of him if he says it? Even younglings a quarter of his age know how to read.
But Obi-Wan asks no such thing.
“What a strange coincidence; I’ve been meaning to reread this story,” the Jedi Master tells him with a gentle smile. “I would be loath to fight you for the datatape, though. I think we’ve had enough of fighting for a lifetime.” Humor twinkles in his eyes, and Anakin blinks, stumped. “So how about we share this?”
“Uh… Yes?” Anakin lets go of the datapad, now that Obi-Wan has a hold on it. “How?”
“Well, I would like to read to you, if that’s alright with you.” Obi-Wan squeezes his hand lightly. “I do prefer to take it from the beginning - it’s been a while since I read this last - unless you…”
“No,” Anakin says immediately. “I—Yes. Yes, I… want to hear it from the beginning.”
Obi-Wan changes into something soft, and insists Anakin settle in bed for comfort, just for the night. (To be truthful, Anakin would settle in bed with him every night if he could bring himself to.) It’s reminiscent of his first night here, only with a lot less blood and a lot more tenderness.
There was a time when Lothal was made of forests. There were more beasts than men, and among the beasts, the wolves were the strongest, wisest, most respected of them all. There were two Loth-wolf clans: the blue-eyed, and the golden-eyed. They did not always like each other. On the night the first daughter of the blue-eyed clan was born, the golden-eyed wolves hatched a plan…
Obi-Wan’s voice pours like velvet, smooth and warm with the occasional sparkles in his melodic lilts. Anakin’s eyes droop; he strains to open them as the kidnapped Loth-wolf princess begins her journey to travel back from the swamp land, to find her family and restore peace in the realm. At some point, he finds great, pooling-blue eyes looking down at him, and ashen fur with markings like the stars. A calloused hand runs through his hair.
The stars blink at him, and Anakin smiles as he drifts into the softest darkness.
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wingsofkpop · 4 years ago
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Hiraeth - I.X: Was it Worth it in the End? Part One
pairing(s): Hybrid!Im Jaebeom x Reader, Witch!Mark Tuan x Reader, Werewolf!Jackson Wang x Reader, Vampire!Park Jinyoung x Reader, Supernatural!Got7 x Reader
genre: Supernatual!AU, Dark Magic!AU, very heavy Angst, eventual Smut
warnings: Mature language, violence, explicit descriptions of fighting, blood and gore, mentions of death and murder, mentions of trauma, some satanic themes, etc.
word count: 7,1k
synopsis: How far are you willing to go to find out the truth about Moon Dye Bay?…
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A/N: It’s finally here! Thank you all for your patience and support! Please enjoy! 
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“—this plan is fucking insane!” 
“You said anywhere was better than the mansion!” 
“That was before I knew you were claiming sanctuary with the very people that sent Teenage Chewbacca to maul Jinyoung and I!” 
“It was Minho who turned Changbin! How many goddamn times do I have to say that to get it through your thick skull!?” 
The incessant bickering of the two voices gradually lifts Jinyoung from his slumber, reintroducing his mind to the workings of reality. He flutters his eyes open, surprised at the lack of light, and forces himself to sit up. At his sudden movement, his head roars with pain, sending a dizzy spell through his limbs. He manages to swallow the temporary vertigo and keep upright, quickly realizing his current position in the backseat of a car. 
“Jinyoung?... Oh thank god—he’s awake.” 
“It’s about fucking time.” 
“(Y/N)? Jaebeom-hyung?” Jinyoung squints, attempting to map out your and his brother’s silhouettes through the blackness. He manages to pinpoint the annoyed glare of the latter in the passenger seat, thus concluding that you are probably driving. “What happened? How did I get here?” 
“While you were taking a snooze, that fucking superwolf broke into our home and nearly ripped my throat out.” Jaebeom snorts, “Of course, not until after he impaled me with my own landscaping.” 
“I managed to stake him before he hurt Jaebeom.” You pipe in, “But we don’t think it killed him—only slowed him down long enough to let us get away.” 
Jinyoung shakes his head in both confusion and shock, immediately regretting the decision when his brain pounds like a bass drum. He allows himself a moment to pass the ache before cautiously speaking, “And… where exactly are we going?” 
“Yeah, Wonder Woman. Why don’t you tell my brother where your brilliant idea for refuge is?” 
Jinyoung can feel the intensity of your glare from the back seat. 
“I’m taking us to the wolf pack.” You murmur softly, “If anyone has a chance of talking Changbin down, it will be his own people.” 
“And as I was explaining to our dear (Y/N), the wolf pack also has a pretty large bounty over our heads.” Jinyoung hears Jaebeom release a heavy sigh before leaning back in his seat, “We’ll be attacked the moment we step foot out of this car.” 
“Would you stop being so damn paranoid?” Your frustrated demand echoes throughout the car, “Not everyone is out to kill you—”
“I’ve made a lot of enemies over the centuries, little dove… Killed a lot of people—pissed off even more.” 
“Maybe, but I know you didn’t kill Jackson Wang.” 
The car grows dead silent minus the heavy breathing of who Jinyoung assumes to be his hybrid companion. He tries to make out Jaebeom’s expression, but it’s too dark. His imagination will have to do. 
“Everyone says you did, but I know there’s more to the truth.” You say, “I may not know what exactly happened, but Jackson’s death wasn’t your fault—either of your faults.” 
“And how exactly do you know this?” 
“That doesn’t matter right now. What matters is that the pack is our only viable option at the moment, and I need you to trust me on this.” 
Jaebeom sighs, “Good God—this is not happening.”
“I trust her.” Jinyoung answers without hesitation, reaching across the council to lay a hand on the hybrid’s shoulder. “We have no reason not to, hyung.” 
“And why the hell not?” To his dismay, Jaebeom shrugs away from Jinyoung’s touch. “Give me one good reason why I should trust you with my life.” 
“Because I could have let Changbin kill you… but I didn’t.” 
Jaebeom grows silent again. And although no words are said, Jinyoung knows—and knows that you know—that the conversation ended in your favor. Jaebeom may be a paranoid, narcissistic sociopath, but even he is capable of hope in the darkest of moments. 
A sudden gasp disrupts the hushed atmosphere, resonating from beside Jinyoung a mere foot away. For the first time, he notices a third body propped in the seat next to him. The figure writhes and releases a set of whimpers before growing still once again. 
“We have another issue.” Jaebeom murmurs darkly, “Changbin bit Tzuyu during our fight, and when I tried to heal her with my blood… it didn’t work.” 
Jinyoung raises an eyebrow, “What do you mean it didn’t work?” 
“Minho transformed Changbin into a weapon that would have the power to kill you and Jaebeom—the only two invincible beings in existence.” Your explanation causes Jinyoung’s heart to sink, “His venom can’t be cured by Jaebeom’s blood, so…” 
“So Tzuyu is going to die unless we find a cure.” Jaebeom finishes with a hum, “We better get to it fast cause the hallucinations are already starting.” 
“The pack will help us.” You affirm. “I know they will.” 
Jinyoung truly hopes that your confidence is well placed. Afterall, it is his, Jaebeom and Tzuyu’s lives all on the line. 
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“I don’t think I’ll be able to do this.” Mark stresses, flipping through the grimoire with enough force to tear the pages. “This spell needs a lot of power—” 
“Can’t you do what Youngjae does and channel something? Like a celestial event?” 
Mark shakes his head. “Even that won’t be enough. I would have to channel the power unnaturally… through black magic.” 
“It’s only one spell—what harm could it do?” 
“Black magic is dark magic, Jack.” Mark directly addresses his werewolf companion, shaking his head even more feverishly. “It’s unpredictable… We could offset the balance of nature and—” 
“I don’t give a shit about the balance of nature, Mark!” Jackson cuts in, “This may be our one and only chance to get rid of the Primes—to protect our town and the ones we love… Don’t you think that’s a little more important than upsetting the magic gods?...”
“You don’t understand—magic always comes with a price.” Mark says darkly, “I can’t trust what will happen if I use black magic… For fucksake, Jackson—I could kill you.” 
Jackson places his hands on Mark’s shoulders, staring deep into the witch’s eyes. “I trust you with my life, Mark… and I know you won’t let me down.” 
Mark debates with himself, attempting to find a solution past the chaos of his thoughts. His gut tells him it's a bad idea, but Jackson, his best friend, is telling him otherwise. He’s right—it is only one spell—and like he said, Jackson trusts him… 
Mark just has to trust himself too. 
“Alright.” He finally nods, “I won’t let you down… I promise.” 
“Mark-hyung—Mark!” 
At the call of his name, Mark’s mind springs from unconsciousness. His eyes snap open, discovering multiple familiar faces staring down at him. He releases a pained groan, just now recognizing the ache running through his entire body, before murmuring softly: 
“What… happened?”
“How much do you remember?” 
Mark attempts to pilfer through his memories, recalling his argument with Minho that resulted in the theft of his magic and the moments thereafter where said witch transformed Changbin into a super werewolf. He closes his eyes shut and leans back with a huff. 
“How long have I been out?” 
Youngjae hums, “At least a couple hours. Minho locked us in the old crypt after you passed out, so we really don’t have any sense of time.” 
“Sounds fucking fantastic.” With a deep moan, Mark forces himself into a sitting position. His spine wails at the movement, but he pays it no mind and instead stretches his arms over his head in an attempt to work out the knots in his bones. He also takes the time to survey his surroundings, discovering, just as Youngjae said, to be inside the dingy, crumbling underground cavern beneath the mausoleum. He can’t remember the last time he’s been down here—how ironic. 
“I’m guessing Changbin made a beeline for the Project Estate?”
“Didn’t even hesitate.” Youngjae answers, “You don’t think he got them… do you?” 
“I honestly could care less about the Primes right now.” With Youngjae’s help, Mark manages to push himself to his feet before finding purchase against a stone pillar. He takes a second to catch his breath, then continues, “There’s an exit down here that leads into a bunch of old tunnels underneath the graveyard. If we can find it, there’s a chance we might—” 
“I wouldn’t think about it, hyung.” Mark’s suggestion dies on his tongue as his favorite witch emerges from a dark corner. Beside him, Youngjae releases a surprised gasp while seeming to shrink in on himself. Mark, on the other hand, doesn’t budge. 
“Enjoying this villain complex a little too much, don’t you think?” 
“You don’t seem very happy with me, Mark-hyung…” Minho smirks.
“Okay—you’ve had your damn fun.” Mark sneers, “Let us all go before I really start to get pissed.” 
“Like you can do anything about it anyway, without any magic and all—” The witch wiggles his finger in which the ancient ring still rests. “—and don’t worry. Once the blood moon fully passes, you’re all free to leave.” 
“You’re a real fucking psycho, you know that? You really think Changbin is gonna manage to kill both Jaebeom and Jinyoung by himself?” 
“I could care less if he does.”
Mark’s eyes narrow, “Why are you keeping us down here? What else could you possibly want?” 
“Well, I want to make you suffer as much as possible… but that was already kind of obvious, don’t you think?” 
“I’m serious, Minho!” Mark’s hiss echoes between the stone walls of the crypt, bouncing back in his ears like a record on repeat. “Why go to all this trouble to kill the Primes? To mess with me? Are you really that desperate for revenge? That you’d hurt your own people trying to get it?” 
Minho shakes his head with a growl, “You all made it very clear that I was never a part of this coven.” 
“That is such bullshit!” Mark peers over his shoulder to find Lia emerging from another part of the cavern, followed closely by a quivering, wild-eyed Jisung. “You just never got over the fact that we chose Mark as coven leader—not you!” 
“At least I could have kept Nayeon alive!” 
“Nayeon’s death wasn’t Mark’s fault! It wasn’t any of our faults!” Lia screams, “Why are you so strung up about this anyway!?”
“Because I loved her!” The atmosphere grows strangely tense at the young witch’s confession, effectively forming the beginnings of a large lump in Mark’s throat. That mass only grows as Minho continues on, “She was the only one who understood me! She believed in me when no one else would!” 
Through the corner of his eye, Mark can see the same shock and pain spreading along Youngjae’s features as his own, as well as Jisung’s. 
Lia’s expression, however, does not change. “I think you forget that all of us loved Nayeon—all of us are still grieving. It’s not just you.” 
“You don’t understand—” 
“Then make us understand for crying out loud!” Lia exclaims while throwing her hands up in mock surrender. “You go on about all this bullshit that we never try to include you, when it’s you who never tries—it’s you who always pushes us away!
“We’re supposed to be a team—a family… We are all that’s left of this coven, and look at us now.” 
Minho remains silent. 
A single tear cascades down Lia’s cheek as she shakes her head. “Nayeon-unnie would be so disappointed… in all of us.” 
At her words, Mark feels his heart practically sink into his stomach. He notices the blank expression etched across Minho’s face, wondering what could possibly be going through the young witch’s mind. For a moment, he has hope that Lia’s speech actually knocked some sense into him—that he’ll actually make amends and set them free. 
But alas… he speaks too soon. 
“Apné sà mene…” Mark immediately recognizes the incantation for a boundary spell, attempting to hurry toward the doorway in which Minho retreated towards. His chest smacks into an invisible barrier, sending his body sprawling back to the crypt floor. Both Youngjae and Lia rush to his side to help him back to his feet—a new pain lingering in his side. 
He glares at the retreating witch with all his might. 
“You’re gonna regret this.” 
“Not as much as I regret ever looking up to you.” Minho waves his hand one final time, making sure to flash his ring, before disappearing up the staircase that leads out of the crypt. With a bitter taste in his mouth, Mark watches as he goes, continuing to do so until he hears the familiar sound of a closing door. 
He turns to the trio. “Any chance one of you can break the boundary spell?” 
“I might be able to siphon enough power from Lia and Jisung to take it down—” Youngjae shakes his head, “—but it will only be temporary. Maybe ten seconds or less?” 
“That’s better than nothing.” Mark nods, “When Youngjae breaks it open, you guys will go through the passageways and head to the Wang Cabin to warn the wolf pack—” 
“No.” Lia interrupts his explanation, “Minho will be able to sense our magical energy the minute we step foot out of the boundary. You, however, do not have any magic at the moment.” 
“You need to warn the pack, hyung.” Youngjae agrees with a nod, “You’re the only one that can get out undetected.” 
Mark feverishly shakes his head, “There’s no fucking way I’m leaving you three here. It’s not happening—”
“Don’t worry about us.” Lia says, “I have a plan to stop both Minho and Changbin.” 
“What do you mean?” 
“Minho bound Changbin’s power to his own in order to complete the transformation.” She explains, pointing up toward the ceiling. “Once the blood moon is over, Minho will no longer have the power to uphold the spell, so Changbin will no longer be able to remain in his enhanced form, which means…” 
“Which means we have to stop the spell before the night ends.” Mark breathes, “Okay… How do we do that?” 
“Youngjae can siphon Minho’s magic which should give us enough power to counteract the spell completely… that is, if we can get close enough.” 
“Once Mark-hyung warns the pack, we’ll have more than enough backup to take him down.” Youngjae adds, “We need to do this now, before he comes back.” 
Mark shakes his head again, “I don’t know about this—”
“We can do this. Trust us, Mark.” 
Lia’s determined gaze strikes a chord deep within Mark’s chest. He doesn’t think he’s ever seen her look so serious and resolute… 
He’s never seen her look so much like a leader. 
“Fine.” He reluctantly agrees, “Let’s do it.”  
“Lia? Jisung?” At Youngjae’s call, both of the younger witches offer their hands for the siphoner to take. His own hands glow as he begins the counter incantation, gesturing for Mark to make his move with a nod of his head. Mark does as requested, carefully sliding past a crack in a nearby pillar to enter the secret passageway. 
He spares one final glance at his coven mates, admiring the fierce passion along each of their features, before turning into the tunnel and becoming one with the shadows of the night.
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Sometimes you forget life even existed before your time in Moon Dye Bay. Maybe it’s a result of your newfound interest in supernatural existence, or possibly due to the close relationships you’ve made throughout your stay. In the entirety of your time of living, you’ve never once called anywhere home, and while you still refuse to commit yourself to such a description, you can’t deny that this strange, little town has come pretty damn close. 
Before you moved to Moon Dye, you lived in Chicago for about a year while finishing up your graduate work. Not quite in the city, but in a borderline rundown suburbia on the outskirts. There, you rented a decent condo for dirt cheap and found a well-paying, easy office job right down the street. It was every college student's greatest dream—until it wasn’t. 
To this day, your mind still doesn’t recall the event as vividly as it should. Probably in an effort to ease the underlying trauma and fear. Even so, you don’t like to think back on it too much… Who would—when you’re the only survivor in a massacre of dozens of innocent people? 
But even so, if it weren’t for that day, you would never have ended up in Moon Dye Bay… nor learned that fairy tale creatures aren’t quite fictional afterall. 
You push the thought away to focus on pulling into the nonexistent driveway. The passenger beside you releases a rather loud groan as the car rocks back and forth, but you choose not to comment on his obvious distaste of your driving. You’re too exhausted… and frankly, you just don’t care at this point. 
“You guys stay in the car.” You say while killing the engine and shrugging off your seatbelt, “I should talk to them first just in case, so try not to get yourselves in any more trouble while I’m gone.” 
Jaebeom clicks his tongue, “Says the one who can’t seem to go one day without being attacked.” 
“Hyung—” Jinyoung goes to scold his brother, but your voice beats him to it. 
“Last I checked, it was your girlfriend, your proxy vampire minion, and, surprise, surprise, you who have all tried to turn me into a human blood bag.” You exit the car before throwing one final glare at the hybrid, “Keep treating me like some sort of liability, and the next time someone tries to kill your pompous ass, I won’t be so kind as to save your fucking life.” 
With that, you shove the vehicle door shut with a little more force than necessary and storm toward the cabin, attempting to push the annoyance from mind. You wouldn’t usually waste your breath on something like Jaebeom’s pettiness, but with the combination of the stress of the current situation and fear for everyone’s lives at stakes, you really don’t want to deal with the hybrid’s need to make you feel like the dumbest person on the planet. 
You eventually reach the front door, lifting a hand to knock at the wooden surface. The ominous silence of the nighttime tugs at your nerves as you wait—hopefully one of the wolves is actually up at this hour… maybe you should have called beforehand? 
As each minute passes, your patience grows thinner and thinner. Even after another series of rather obnoxious knocks, no one opens the door. You debate returning to the car and discussing a Plan B with your undead squad, but decide to check the backyard first. Maybe the pack is having some sort of late night bonfire…? 
You carefully navigate your way around the cabin, using the light of your cellphone as a guide through the darkness. Minus catching your toe on a loose board in the decking, you manage to make it to the back of the cabin unscathed. However, the sight that you find is definitely far from that of the bonfire: 
From what little you can see, the yard is completely trashed. Picnic tables lay in splintered halves while other pieces of furniture are either smashed to smithereens or tossed to the side. Even Dahyun’s clothesline is no longer standing, and is instead strewn carelessly across the grass along with its collection of unfolded laundry. A particular sweatshirt catches your attention, appearing somewhat dirty in the minimal light. Once you’re close enough, you take the garment in your own two hands to better identify the mysterious stains… and you almost wish you hadn’t seen it in the first place when the realization settles in your head: 
A large splotch of fresh blood is decorated across the fabric like an unfinished painting.  
“Shit…” You curse, searching the area for any other possible clues of the pack’s whereabouts. Near the edge of the pond, you discover what seems to be an array of footprints in the mud, leading into the black of the quiet forest. There are multiple sets, you find, and you hope they all belong to the werewolves in question… 
You know you should return to the car and report your findings to Jaebeom and Jinyoung, but something in your gut tells you that someone is in trouble. 
Before you can dwell on the cons, you push forward into the woods, following the muddy footprints as best as you possibly can. Between pushing away mischievous branches and stepping over lazy logs, you’re almost reminded of the path you traversed before you met with Mina… You can only hope the events that follow this time aren’t as horrific. 
“Yugyeom!...” You call softly, trying not to mistake each tree trunk as the silhouette of a person. “Bang Chan!... Anyone out here!?...” 
The screech of the nightly breeze is your response. You eventually lose the footprint trail, unable to base your path off of anything but intuition. Your desire to turn back is strong, but you’ve come this far… and you doubt you’ll even be able to find your way back to the cabin at this point. 
Your body tenses as a high-pitched wail enters your ears—a wail that sounds oddly similar to that of a human. Against the siren in your head screaming red flags, you head in the direction in which the noise came from. The silence pesters you as you go, practically electrifying your nerves from the inside out. 
Out of nowhere, your foot catches some kind of large branch or rock, sending your body sprawling toward the earth with a loud gasp. You manage to break your fall with your arms, ignoring the gentle ache in your wrists, and scramble to grab the phone you dropped on the way down. Your anxiety is practically through the roof by the time the device is back in your grasp, but you muster up the courage and move to continue your search. However, the reveal of something that looks oddly like a human limb freezes your muscles. 
It wasn’t a branch you tripped over… it was a leg. 
“(Y/N)...” 
It takes you a moment to identify the voice between the shock and fear, but all at once, your uneasiness shifts to concern. 
“D… Dahyun!?” 
After moving your light for a better view, you discover the female wolf slumped against a tree and covered head to toe in what seems to be a combination of blood and sticky mud. Her clothes are practically stained crimson, which you quickly realize is the result of the large jagged rock protruding from her abdomen. 
“Holy shit… What happened to you?” You drop to her level to better assess her condition. There are more wounds embedded across her arms and chest—wounds that resemble claw marks…  
“It was Changbin…” Your heart practically plummets to your stomach at her revelation. Dahyun pauses to cough—a couple projectiles of blood spewing from her lips—before continuing, “He attacked the pack… but he—he was different… Super strong and super fast and—and… It’s almost like he was—”
“Upgraded.” You finish, “Minho transformed Changbin into a weapon to kill Jaebeom and Jinyoung—the same spell Mark tried to use on Jackson.” 
“It was more than that, (Y/N)...” She shakes her head, “Changbin wasn’t… wasn’t like himself…” 
“What do you mean?” 
“He was a monster…” You allow the wolf to grab your hand, ignoring the sticky feel of her blood against your skin. “I don’t—I don’t even know if anyone else is still alive… I don’t—I mean, I can’t—” 
“Shhh.” You hum gently, reaching up to push away the hair melded to her sweaty forehead. Dahyun somewhat calms at your touch, but just from the wild expression along her features, you can tell the poor girl is scared out of her fucking mind. 
“We’ll deal with that later, but right now, I need to get you out of here—”
You don’t have the chance to finish your sentence before she’s practically lurching away from you. 
“No! You’re the one who needs to leave!” 
“Dahyun—”
“He will kill you, (Y/N)!” She hiccups, “You need to run before he finds you!”
“I’m not just going to leave you here to bleed out—”
“She’s right.” You whirl around at the new voice, and to your surprise, discover a disheveled Yugyeom emerging from the darkness. Similar to the female wolf, gaping claw-marks decorate his face, chest and lower abdomen. His arm also seems to be broken and his knee badly dislocated—you can almost see the bone peeking out of his skin. 
You hurry to catch the wolf before he collapses, carefully lowering him to lean against the same tree Dahyun is propped against. A pained wheeze passes his lips, but his expression remains as stoic and as determined as ever. 
“If you care about your life, then you’ll run.” 
“And if I care about yours and Dahyun’s lives?” 
“We’re already as good as dead.” 
“No—” You shake your head feverishly, “—I refuse to let you throw yourself to the big bad wolf like some fucking martyr, so you either start moving or I’ll drag you by the skin of your teeth.” 
Yugyeom’s expression softens. “You sound like Jackson-hyung…”
If it were any other situation, you would have allowed yourself the time to respond to the newcomer’s comparison… but you’d rather not stay and risk the chance of encountering any more surprises. 
“C’mon.” You carefully throw Dahyun’s arm over your shoulder, mindful not to push the rock deeper into her abdomen. Once you’re sure she won’t buckle back to the forest floor, you offer your free hand to the third party. “None of us are dying tonight.” 
A familiar, malicious chuckle has your limbs growing numb.
“I wouldn’t be so sure of that.” Like a creature of the night, a smirking Changbin saunters into view. His clothes are torn and tarnished with blood, yet there’s no trace of injury along his skin. With the little light you have, you can just barely make out the black veins decorating underneath his eyes—the magic is already starting to consume him. 
“Listen to me…” You murmur cautiously, maneuvering your body so Dahyun is safe behind and out of reach. “You’re under the effects of dark magic, okay? You’re not yourself—” 
“I’ve never felt more like myself than I have now.” Your eyes dart around the area as Changbin leers closer and closer, attempting to find something sharp or heavy enough to knock him out. Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be any tea mugs or large branches in sight—
“I don’t want to hurt you, Changbin…”
“Really? Cause I sure want to hurt you…” He smiles devishly,  “In fact, I’m just dying to rip out your fucking throat after that bullshit stunt you pulled back at the manor—” 
“Leave her out of this, Bin.” Yugyeom hisses, clutching his chest while keeping himself supported against the tree. “If you have a problem, then take it out on me… Not her.” 
“Oh, don’t worry… I’ll get to you next, hyung.” Changbin suddenly approaches, providing you no preparation as he snatches your wrist and pulls. With the little strength she has left, Dahyun attempts to defend you, landing a couple heavy hits against the attacker’s head. However, it only takes a good shove to send her flying to the ground—leaving you helpless in the arms of the beast. 
You try to throw your own punches, but Changbin is both stronger and faster by miles. In the blink of an eye, he has your figure pinned to the ground with a calloused hand around your throat. Your lungs immediately go into a frenzy as the superwolf cuts off your oxygen supply. You claw at his fingers, breaking skin and fighting for breath, but his grip remains as firm as steel.
“…Think of…” You choke—your eyes beginning to roll to the back of your head.  “…J-Jack…son…” 
“What the fuck did you say—!?” 
A loud bang erupts through the area, drowning out Changbin’s demand. Through the dark spots of your vision, you notice a gaping hole in the center of his throat. Another bang sounds, and this time, his head is blown to shreds of brain matter and skull. His grip immediately loosens, permitting your intake of oxygen once more. You quickly scramble away from the now unmoving corpse, gasping for air and clutching your swollen neck. 
You’re almost glad it’s dark, so you can’t see the extent to which Changbin’s head had been mutilated. 
Your ears are still vibrating when someone takes your shoulders.
“Jinyoung…?” 
“Are you hurt?”
“No—no… I’m fine.” You allow the vampire to help you back to your feet. “Is… he?” 
“For now.” Jinyoung hums, leading you into a nearby circle of light. To your surprise, you discover Mark carrying Dahyun with one arm and supporting Yugyeom with the other—a large shotgun splayed along his back. “Mark is a remarkable shot… I don’t think you wish to see, but Changbin won’t be bothering us for at least a couple hours.” 
You release a sigh of relief. “Great… But now what?” 
“Yugyeom says the rest of the pack is holed up in a secret bunker deeper into the forest.” Mark speaks for the first time, “We should head there… We all need to talk.” 
“There’s no time like the present.” Jaebeom pipes up, emerging from the shadows with an unconscious Tzuyu in his arms. “I don’t know about you guys, but I really don’t want to be here when this guy wakes up…”
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Jackson is floating, aimlessly traveling through a white fog in which reality doesn’t quite reach. The Other Side is funny like that—Jackson doesn’t exist in the eyes of nature, therefore, when he’s not visiting the land of the living, he’s merely suspended in a state of nonexistence with nothing but the company of his own thoughts. He’ll spot the spirit of a fellow supernatural every so often, but even then… he’s completely alone. 
Until he found you. 
A wave of fondness spreads through Jackson’s veins—as if he had drunk a comforting cup of hot tea. In all the time he’s spent in the neverending nothingness, he never once thought he’d be able to feel again… but like a firework in the black of night, you sparked every bit of hope and passion and liveliness lingering within his mortal spirit. Maybe it was your determination that reminded him of his past self, or maybe it was your eyes—so bright with the stars of mortality—that made Jackson want to live again, to experience the warmth of your smile and the chill of your gaze in the depths of a true beating heart. 
Something about you just makes him feel so… human. 
Jackson snickers to himself before peering over his shoulder, having previously noticed some kind of blurred silhouette in the distance. It’s too far to tell, but he can just barely make out the approaching shape of another spirit—likely a newly deceased supernatural. He prepares to retire back to his thoughts, but is, however, interrupted when an ice-cold feeling overtakes the entirety of his being. Jackson freezes, both from the cold and his realization: 
The witches know about his plan… and they’re not happy about it. 
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“—so once Youngjae siphons Minho’s power, he’ll be able to reverse the spell and turn Changbin back to normal.” Jaebeom keeps his focus on the witch as he relays his explanation to the many other audience members scattered around the bunker. He never thought the day would come where he would actually be working in tandem with Mark Tuan, the motherfucking magician himself, but here he is—
“What if Youngjae can’t perform the spell in time?” The pack’s beta, Yugyeom speaks up from his seat at a small, cardboard table stationed in the tiny kitchenette. He stretches his newly healed knee out in front of him before sparing Mark an inquisitive glance, “What happens then?” 
“Minho’s power is the only anchor keeping Changbin alive, most of which he's drawing from the eclipse. Once that power runs out, then Changbin’s form will give out, which means—” 
“He’ll die.” Dahyun finishes, pacing from one end of the underground shelter to the other. If it weren’t for the blood stains on her clothing and the large bandage encompassing her exposed abdomen, it would be impossible to tell she had been stabbed only minutes ago.
Being a werewolf certainly does pay off. 
Mark nods, “Yes.”  
“How long do we have then? Roughly?”
“‘Til the moon goes down, so about an hour and a half. Two hours at the most.”
“Shit.” She curses, “We’re so fucking screwed.”
“Let’s not jump to the worst of all evils so quickly.” Jaebeom fights the urge to roll his eyes as his brother, always the hero, appears from the next room before assuming his perch beside your sitting figure. He hands you an ice pack while still speaking to Mark, “You’re certain Youngjae will have enough strength to disarm the witch?” 
“Not really, but it’s the only option at this point.” 
“While this pathetic excuse of a plan is super great and all, there’s still a pretty big fucking elephant in the room.” Ignoring the harsh glare the witch sends his way, Jaebeom continues, “There’s a cure for werewolf wonder’s bite, right? Some sort of witchy antidote or spell—?”
“As sorry as I am for your vampire girlfriend, I never thought of a cure when I designed the spell.” Mark’s eyes flash with something akin to resentment, spilling amusement through Jaebeom’s veins like a toxin. “When I want something—someone dead, I want them to stay dead.” 
Jaebeom snorts. “Still the same punk ass kid you’ve always been, Tuan… It’s nice to see that nothing’s changed.” 
“You’re a fucking prick—” 
“Mark-hyung. Don’t.” Yugyeom places a calming hand on Mark’s shoulder, stopping him from storming over to where Jaebeom is currently smirking like a fool. The wolf glances at the latter before shaking his head, “We have bigger things than petty rivalries to worry about.”
To Jaebeom’s disappointment, Mark agrees with a sigh. 
“Right… It’s just been a real shitty night.” 
“For all of us, it’s safe to say.” Jaebeom doesn’t miss the warning look his brother sends his way, shaking his head scoldingly before turning to the witch-werewolf pair. “Could Changbin’s blood possibly reverse the venom’s effects? Similar to Jaebeom?” 
Mark shakes his head, “Changbin isn’t a hybrid like your asshole of a brother. His blood has no healing properties whatsoever—”
“But there has to be something.” Your voice immediately cuts the former off, allowing Jaebeom some time to suppress the urge to fly across the room and tear the witch’s tongue from his mouth. “Youngjae once told me that magic always has a loophole, so a cure has to exist—we just have to figure out what it is.” 
“I admire your positivity, little dove, but we don’t exactly have the time for trial and error.” Jaebeom peers over his shoulder at a sleeping Tzuyu—who is still showing no signs of possible consciousness or life in general. Her skin is flushed and sweaty with fever, but he can sense how her limbs tremble beneath the poison coursing through her veins. His chest tightens for a moment, only until he returns his focus back onto the conversation at hand: 
“Minho might have an idea, but it’s a long shot.” Mark exhales, “Once we take him down, there’s no guarantee he’d tell us—if there is a cure, that is—and with the combined effects of your and Changbin’s venom, I have no clue how long your girlfriend has until—” 
A sudden clatter has everyone leaping from their seats. Yugyeom flies to the bunker door in mere seconds while Mark snatches his shotgun from the kitchen counter behind him. Through the corner of his eye, Jaebeom notices Jinyoung usher you behind his form before pressing a small pocket knife between your fingers. The blossoming of the black bruises along your throat sparks rancor through the hybrid’s veins, and he readies himself into his own fighting stance. 
“Yugyeom!?... Are you in there!?” 
Yugyeom’s hostile expression transitions into one of relief—the tension melting from his body like snow. Although the voice is apparently familiar to the rest, Jaebeom remains tense as the beta goes about unlocking the bunker door. He almost expects a cackling Changbin to come bursting through the trapdoor, but is pleasantly surprised when a new figure comes into view—another limp body thrown precariously over his shoulder. 
“Oh my god! Chan—Felix!” Dahyun immediately rushes toward the pair. Her gaze practically alive with fear. “Holy shit—is he alive!?”
The newcomer, who Jaebeom assumes to be Chan, sets down the teenager, presumably Felix, on one of the bunk beds with the help of Yugyeom and Mark. He catches Jinyoung helping a third figure, a teenage girl who can’t be over eighteen, into the bunker as well. Judging by her glassy irises and quivering lips, she seems as if she is going to burst into tears at the drop of a thimble. The group’s collective ragged appearance, Jaebeom knows, signifies the aftermath of one hell of a fight. 
“What the hell happened out there, Chan!?” Yugyeom’s demand awakens the hybrid from his trance, forcing him to return his focus to the newcomer. 
“H-He found us…” Chan murmurs darkly, “I… I tried to protect them… but he was too strong…” 
“How is that possible?” Jaebeom frowns. “Sabrina the Witch over here blew his fucking head off—” 
“They had to have been attacked before then.” Jinyoung places a calming hand on his shoulder, which he is quick to shake off. 
The strange werewolf nods in agreement, “We took our time to get here—didn’t want to risk running into him again…” 
“Wait…” The room grows hushed at Dahyun’s exclamation. When Jaebeom turns toward the female wolf, his annoyance falters at the panicked expression etched along her pretty features. “Where the hell is Chaeyoung…?” 
Chan remains silent and still, like a boy fresh out of war, but Jaebeom has witnessed enough in his many lifetimes to see the answer written all along his face. 
Yugyeom stands. His expression grim, almost sorrowful, as if he already knows too. 
“Bang Chan… Where is Chaeyoung?” 
“…she’s dead…” His whisper is barely audible, yet the hybrid can see how deeply those two words wound the crowd around him. “…bled out… there was nothing I could do…”   
“Fuck…” Dahyun shivers before burying her face into her palms and letting out an even louder curse, “Fuck!...”
“I’m so sorry…” 
Your soft voice carries over the female wolf’s sobs. Fascinated, Jaebeom watches as you maneuver your way across the bunker to kneel in front of a now sitting Bang Chan. You take his trembling hands between your own and peer up at the wolf with the most sympathetic gaze he has ever seen—his own heart can’t help but lurch at the sight. 
“I hate to add to the list, but we have another issue—” Mark groans, pulling his hand away from the incapacitated teenager’s neck to press it against his own perspirating forehead. “—Felix was bitten…” 
“Are you fucking kidding me!?” 
“Dahyun—please.” Yugyeom sighs, “I just—shit.” 
“We need to find that cure. Now.” Jinyoung steps forward, turning to speak directly to Mark. “I will go to the graveyard to assist your coven. With my help, it should be fairly simple to disarm the rogue.” 
“Don’t underestimate him. You’re still gonna have to put up a damn good fight.” 
“I can well manage on my own.” 
Jaebeom shakes his head with a sneer, “I seriously doubt that, considering you got yourself poisoned the last time you played goddamn Superman.” 
As much as Jinyoung puts up the invincible front, Jaebeom has known his brother for a long, long time—and also knows that the previous encounter with the superwolf left him much weaker than before. He can see it in the trembling of his hands and the pained lines etched along his forehead. He’ll get himself killed long before he reaches the graveyard. 
“Jaebeom should go too.” You rise from your kneeling position to join the group. “Two pairs of hands are better than one. You can protect each other.” 
“Absolutely not.” Jinyoung disagrees, “Jaebeom needs to remain here in case Changbin resurrects again.” 
“We don’t have the time to worry about that. The witches will need all the help they can get.” 
Jaebeom scoffs, “I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, but (Y/N) is right. We don’t know what we’re up against—better for us both to be there than just the one.”
Jinyoung stares at Jaebeom for a brief moment, as if searching his face for some hidden secret, before inhaling a deep, yet silent breath and finally nodding, “Fine. But if Changbin attacks—”
“We’ll handle it.” Yugyeom nods, “Thank you… for doing this.” 
“We all have something to lose.” Jaebeom doesn’t miss the glance Jinyoung sends in your direction before making his way over to the bunker exit. “I just wish to make sure that no one else dies.” The last bout of final farewells are shared along with the reminder for everyone to remain on their best guard. In an attempt to follow his brother, Jaebeom moves to climb the ladder, but is stopped by the call of his name: 
“Jaebeom, wait!...” He pauses—his interest piquing as you rush toward his temporary perch. Your gaze is shy, he notices, but still contains the fire of a thousand burning suns. “Just… be careful out there, okay?” 
His response is indifferent. “Not to worry, little dove. I’ll make sure Jinyoung returns to you in one piece.” 
“Promise me you both will return in one piece, please…” 
Jaebeom’s annoyance immediately dissipates at the stressed enunciation of your words. His cold expression melts into a mixture of surprise and astonishment, mirroring the conflict brewing throughout his chest. He clears his throat, attempting to expel the emotions creeping up his back, before nodding: 
“Y-Yeah, sure.” He gulps, “Can you… take care of Tzuyu? While I’m gone?” 
Your gaze softens. “Of course. Just please stay alive.” 
Jaebeom doesn’t respond, untrusting that his words will make sense if said aloud. After providing you a silent farewell, he climbs the rest of the way out of the bunker where Jinyoung is waiting. His brother offers a pointed glance when he completely exits the safety of the bunker.  
“I trust you’re ready for this, hyung?” 
“Let’s get this shit over with.” Jaebeom rolls his eyes, “I’m getting real tired of running from Teenage Chewbacca.” 
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aimerriarkle · 4 years ago
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okay episode six of tfatws
just my thoughts throughout :)
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sam <3 sam <3
sam you caring, empathetic, intelligent, handsome mf
also. the show just laid out a whole entire episode, blatantly showing us how fucking perfect sam wilson is for captain america... so stop saying it should be bucky or that it should be any other white man
it is lost on me how some people would still think that way after this
now back to the program... SAM <3
a hero if I’ve ever seen one
things he did here: encouraged a woc to step up and save the helicopter; saved the pilot from getting killed by the other crashing helicopter—and saved anyone else near them from being harmed because physics will tell you it wouldn’t only be the pilot who got hurt by the impact; came to the rescue at the very last minute and saved the truck from falling; chose to not fight karli—like at all; brought her to the medics after she died; and he unapologetically stood up to the politicians about what exactly they’ve been doing wrong
and i really wanna highlight how that scene was written to take place in front of the public and be broadcasted in the news
like I’m glad it happened that way because it gave sam the opportunity to make his introduction as the new captain america to be someone who stands for and with the marginalized communities
I think doing it that way will definitely negate the possible distrust a lot of people would have had if he was introduced (to the public) as a hero who worked for the government or even if he was just merely introduced by the government
like it really emphasizes how in the public eye, sam as captain america will be seen as someone who is more than the typical heroic figures they’ve seen before
and idk maybe I’m jumping to conclusions but I think this’ll *maybe* be important to how civilians will see the avengers in the future? maybe? idk? but yeah
anyway his fit!!! the wings and the shield!!! idk much about storytelling through fight choreography but this man used the shield and the wings very well
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redwing’s back 🥺
sam getting isaiah the recognition he deserves !!!!!!
im really looking forward to seeing how they’re going to introduce eli bradley as a hero in the mcu (I don’t read the comics so idk what happens)
we got like 0.5 seconds torres but I’m excited to see how marvel introduces him as the new falcon as well
zemo’s butler is his hitman wow, the job must pay well. and look at that old mf go
sharon :) now that’s a villain origin story. you guys better say sorry to her before she comes and kills you as the powerbroker—cue criminal by britney spears “but mama I’m in love with a criminal”
so remember episode 3? if zemo hadn’t killed nagel, then he would’ve definitely recognized sharon right? so what was home girl thinking when she strolled into nagel’s lab, trying to get the trio to leave... like surely he would’ve called her out to be the powerbroker then and there right?
I’m excited to see where she appears next cause theres a lot of explaining to do ms sharon carter
okay i wasn’t even gonna talk about john walker because—yikes. but here it is anyway. i didnt like that they made him out to still have morals because he chose to save the van instead of continuing his pursuit on the flag smashers. I mean yeah it’s great that he attempted at saving them because people change(?) or whatever but he’s still sus because he’s working with valentina—whose intentions are still ambiguous... point is, while I think that it’s a great way to make his character more complicated and have more layers in the situation where they decide to bring him further into the mcu, imo it’ll worsen the john walker empathizers because they have something “good” to say about him
okay back to sharon, so it’s unclear to me whether she was pardoned because sam helped her or because of the fact that she killed karli. if it’s actually the latter then,,, that itches me. like it only shows that the senator didn’t listen to sam and only continued to antagonize karli to the point where he pardoned her killer, instead of trying to understand where she was coming from when sam confronted him about it
is karli really dead? I know she got shot but where? and if it’s just in the stomach, she should been fine right because she’s a super soldier? Idk but ig the storyline is over... unless
anyway, bucky when he got thanked for saving them from the truck on fire :’(
bucky with kids
i overlooked this in the last episode because it happened there as well, but bucky letting his metal arm be exposed in sam’s hometown is just :’)... like tell me you feel at home without telling me you feel at home :(
bucky finally giving yori closure on his sons death
also, I know it’s just a bodily reaction or whatever, but the way that bucky’s eyes dilated when he watched sam confront the politicians
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it’s very minimal, but it’s there
okay I don’t know if this happened in an earlier scene, but at 09:46 the when subtitles said “[captain america grunts]” I was like HELL YEAH CAPTAIN AMERICA DID GRUNT!! YES HE DID INDEED GRUNT 👏👏👏
sam taking pictures with people from his hometown because he’s now officially a hero they can rely on 😭
:’) captain america <3
at the end credits when it said “captain america and the winter soldier” I just <3
also, i’ve seen some fans be disappointed that it didn’t say captain america and the white wolf and tbh I’m glad it did not say that
while i do love bucky as well and appreciate that his character was supposed to put the winter soldier behind him because it’s not who he is anymore and just make amends with the people that he hurt,
i think it would’ve been too premature to have him be introduced as the white wolf, especially since he only finished crossing out the names just this episode—and I think it would’ve been too random like I don’t see how the writers could’ve slipped that in, in an episode as packed as this one was to have a significant impact on the audience and the character
and not to mention, I definitely think that him being introduced as the white wolf in tandem to sam being introduced as captain america, would’ve taken away from sam’s moment.
like it’s not news that most of the fans who loveee bucky will literally fall on their knees and worship to extremes every little thing that happens to him. and like I understand that, i get it, but his fans would have—for sure—taken the moment away from our boy sam wilson, the ✨captain america✨
I think bucky’s official introduction as the white wolf warrants another story to be told
so it’s valid to be upset by that, I’m not hating on any bucky stans or anything. I simply disagree and hope that you guys don’t complain about it too much to the point where it takes away from sam lol
and honestly, it’ll come eventually anyway so yeah
the ending where sam and bucky just look off into the sunset made me cackle idk why but it’s great they finally get to have a serene moment together
I’m so proud of anthony!!! I can’t wait to see how sam/captain america continues on in the mcu
anyway, give it up for captain america and the winter soldier 👏
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and I have the sudden urge to go sight seeing
so brb I’m gonna book a flight to paris and see the eiffel tower
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jaewrxtes · 5 years ago
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ATEEZ Seonghwa: Werewolf Headcanon!
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Note: This is for Mars ( @milkyateez )’s Halloween prompt thing! IDK WHAT TO CALL IT LMAO This is a scenario (how you met werewolf seonghwa) + Headcanon so yeah— BE READY FOR FLUFF AND sorta ANGST! Enjoy!
# of Words: i dont know folks
Warning (s): mention of smol blood (just a stain + scar)
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Seonghwa is a arctic wolf :D
He was going to be the next leader of his family’s pack
But I’ll explain why he isnt going to be the next leader soon
maybe in another scenario thingy or timestamp
He’s pretty resourceful and helps out everyone
unless they mess with his pack or friends
He helps everyone with so many different tasks
Need help grocery shopping? Yeah he’s here
Need to shop for new clothes? Lets go Seonghwa is there to help
Need to get food? Because you forgot to cook lunch/dinner Yes hello Chef Seonghwa has arrived
His family (for this au) consist of him, his mom, his dad and his little brother, Park Seoho not oneus yall
He cares about his little brother more than anything
He was 12 when baby Seoho was born
And when he was born, he vowed to protect him to matter what
His parents cared about Seoho.. But they only cared about Seonghwa becoming a great Leader of the Star Pack.
Seonghwa was honored to be the next leader of his pack
Its just that its a lot of pressure to be the best leader he can be
He had been training for his whole life to be somewhat like his father
but nicer and sweeter!
moving on
Lets move on to the brothers’ relationship :DDDD
Seoho is a innocent lil baby and Seonghwa is his caring and protective older brother
Ever since he was pup he watched over him
He helped him go to his first day of preschool
He helped him choose his first outfit
His first lunchbox
His first backpack
Literally his first everything
He was the only one who spent his first birthday with him
Now (2019) Seonghwa is 21 and Seoho is 9
Lil baby Seoho is starting 4th grade 😱😱😱
Seoho is so excited and he has his outfit ready, his backpack (with his adorable winter themed supplies) and his lunchbox :D
Everything a lil baby needs to survive fourth grade
Seonghwa’s parents, once again won’t be coming with Seoho on his first day
As Seonghwa was preparing his lunch, Seoho tugs on his pants frowning
“Hyung.. Do mommy and daddy not love me?”
Seonghwa froze for a moment before putting down his knife that he was using to cut up apples
He kneeled down and patted his brother’s head
“Seoho, Mom and Dad love you so much” he said
“They’re just really busy”
Seoho continued to frown as he turned away from his brother’s gaze
“Lying isn’t good hyung”
Seonghwa was about to say he wasnt before Seoho continued
“They said they were going to give me away to another pack..”
Seonghwa’s eyes widened and he suddenly hugged his brother
“They won’t give you away.. I promise you.”
“Now come on, we gotta get you to school!”
Seoho jumped in excitement and grabbed his backpack as Seonghwa finished packing up his lunch
okay now at school — WHERE SEONGHWA MEETS YOU
once the two boys arrived at school
teachers were already heading inside to their classrooms
one teacher however was still waiting for her last student
that one teacher was...
YOU
You held your clipboard that had all your student’s names on it
also you’re a new teacher oop-
You kneeled down and asked one of the kids
“Do any of you know Park Seoho?”
The students stayed silent until you heard a voice behind you
“Are you Miss [L/n]?”
You quickly stood up
almost falling but shhhhhhh
And you nodded
“Yes I am”
The man who was in front of you smiled and bowed
“I apologize... It took a while for me to figure out where my brother’s school was..”
You looked behind him and saw a small boy holding a lunchbox that was covered in sticker crystals plus a backpack that was covered with snowflake designs
“Are you Park Seoho’s brother?” You asked
He nodded and pushed his brother forward gently
“I’m Park Seonghwa. Its nice to meet you Miss [L/n].”
Seoho then bowed to you and smiled
“Hi Miss [L/n]! I look forward to being in your class!”
You giggled at the young boy’s cuteness and patted his head
“I look forward to having you in my class Seoho!”
Seonghwa smiled gently and then let go of his brother’s hand
which Seoho was holding onto tightly
“I’ll see you after school, okay bud?”
Seoho smiled up at him and then at you
and then back to Seonghwa
“Okay! Bye hyung!”
You smiled and finally got all of you students in a line
Seoho being in the front
and you all started walking to your classroom
after school
it was a few hours after school and Seoho was still there
Waiting for Seonghwa to come
You were still there
bc you were hanging up the kiddos’s art pieces
and you were about to leave when you saw Seoho
You tried thinking of his brother’s name but you couldnt so
You sat down next to the young boy and asked
“Is your mommy or daddy coming to pick you up?”
Seoho sighed and stared at the ground
“Seonghwa-hyung picks me up...”
“Mommy and daddy never do..”
You frowned and patted his shoulder
“Im sure he’ll be here soon! Don’t worry Seoho”
“I’ll be here to wait for him with you”
Seoho then smiled and hugged you
“Thank you Miss [L/n]!”
You guys just sat there talking for about an hour more before Seonghwa arrived, panting
He also had a smol wound (like a scar) on his cheek and a blood stain on his hand
“I-Im so sorry! I lost track of time!”
“Its fine hyung! Miss [L/n] stayed with me!”
He looked towards you and bowed
“Thank you so much-“
“What happened?”
You suddenly asked
“How did you get that scar?”
Seonghwa then froze before asking
“W-What scar?”
“The scar on your right cheek.”
Seoho then looked up and saw it too
“Hyung! What happened?”
“I-Its nothing Seoho, nothing-“
You kneeled down and smiled at Seoho,
“Can you get your brother to sit down and wait while i get the medicial supplies?”
The little boy nodded then dragged Seonghwa to one of the benches while you grabbed the medicial supplies to at least cover up the smol wound
“Don’t worry Hyung! Miss [L/n] will take good care of you!”
He stared at his brother and sighed
“If you trust her then I do too..”
You then came back out with some medical supplies to help clean up his wound
“This may hurt a bit.. But Seoho can hug you while I clean up the scar right?”
Seoho nodded eagerly
“Yes I can!”
He then wrapped his smol arms around Seonghwa as you cleaned up the wound and put a bandaid on it
“And there we go” You smiled
“All clean and it should heal up soon.”
Seoho then started jumping up and down with joy
“Yey! Hyung is all better!”
Seonghwa chuckled at his brother and ruffled his hair
“Thank you Miss-“
“Just call me [Y/n]”
He smiled
“Thank you [Y/n].”
He then took Seoho’s hand and walked out of the gates
“Bye Miss [L/n]! See you tomorrow!”
“Bye Seoho!”
You then walked to the office and the boys then started walking home
while they are walking
Seoho was skipping alongside his brother
“Seonghwa hyung, do you have a crush on Miss [L/n] already?”
“N-Now how do you know about crushes?” Seonghwa asked
“My classmates were talking about them during lunch!”
“So do you have a crush on her hyung?”
Seonghwa sighed and smiled
“Maybe I do Seoho, Maybe I do.”
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shauta · 4 years ago
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alright i think im awake enough to talk about my thots on zero-one from break up to episode 44 so spoilers after the cut in case you havent caught up or youre planning on watching it
so first i guess i should mention the presidential specials, which were just 2 glorified recap episodes that also introduced azu (finally) and the creation of the ark-one key. they are what they are and i get having to just shove it into recap episodes that were released during the point where it was still pretty risky to have actors do anything outside of their homes so i dont really feel much toward them
to the actual point of this, episodes 36-41 i would call good for the most part, there are some things that had to get sidelined due to covid, like fuwa and yua’s whole thing having to be condensed into a scene or two of them talking to Ai, the therapy robot, but it was still alright all things considered and i cant blame them too much since something like this during the airing of rider has never really happened. in regards to the thousman’s redemption, it kinda felt like a mix of covid interference and general not knowing how to properly give such a horrible man any kind of redemption. like, i’ll admit, his backstory about his robot dog named thouser (hilarious) almost got me until he pulled the “youre the only motherfucker that can handle me” with Sony’s New Product Placement Toy, which made it wrap around from being almost decent to funny in a bad kind of way. also the thing with him committing fucking humagear crimes being born from a love of hiden intelligence was so damn stupid, like are they telling me he couldnt have done the things he did out of like jealousy or some blind belief that hiden’s dreams are foolish or something?? fuck man, that was just really dumb. also how much did sony pay to have them shove so much goddamn footage of aibo into that episode
ark zero’s introduction was pretty cool, with him just outright fucking possessing horobi and, at first, making his body move unnaturally until he transformed. that was kinda sick. i feel like the cut to yua being outright terrified of ark would have had more impact had she done more stuff in the show, but i think thats genuinely a good way to show how strong/scary a new enemy can be. im also so glad that naki got their own suit and shit, since i remember us hoping that they would at least use the assault wolf key, but kamen rider naki is just so much cooler. thanks so fucking much kamen rider zero-one
also with ark when aruto just lost to him and got scared that maybe his ideals werent totally right, since in his ideal dream world it is technically possible for an ai to become as corrupted like satellite ark and him having to reaffirm what he believes in after fukuoze comes to him and is like “i need shesta back so we can kick gai out” was good imo. i liked that episode. also the episode where izu ran through multiple simulations was kinda fucked but it ended with her being able to make shit appear in her hands so good for her :)
then with the last of the ark zero shit, horobi uhhhh. hes there. he realizes that maybe sometimes it good to make choices for yourself, i guess. the teamup with him and zero-two was really cool, though. liked that and i liked raiden working with subaru again to take down ark. mostly a good episode if you like the fact that horobi will never change.
i think ive said everything i want to about the episodes i liked so now its time to talk about episodes 42-44, or where zero-one just takes a nosedive into confusing choices that i believe are genuinely bad. to start of with, izu dies. i would feel something about this moment if kamen rider didnt pull this shit all the goddamn time and also if i wasnt at least 50% confident that takahashi is gonna bring her back in some form during the finale like he did with poppy ex-aid. also this is the catalyst that makes aruto turn into ark-one, ditching zero-two after like. two episodes. incredible. this is dumb as hell, im not gonna try to pretend it isnt, because it is far too late in the show for this to happen, even with covid fucking up schedules. there is no reason for aruto to just ditch his morals and become the ultimate evil of zero-one because izu died. this isnt what she would want you moran!! and like, i get it, kind of. they wanted to show that not even good boy aruto, our heroic protagonist, is immune to having malicious feelings. i get killing off izu so aruto can feel malice towards horobi. turning him into ark-one is just dumb imo and they should have done something like his malice being what summons the ark again, but either in a shiny new body, or him using azu, i guess. either way theres no need for aruto to become ark-one.
this part is just nitpicky but during the ark-one fights where it would cut away to ark-one in total darkness, i think it could have been utilized better. like him dodging the shots and attacking everyone else while cutting to those shots would have been really good... had horobi also been visible during the shots they cut to when he was fighting him. like, theres some good potential for symbolism (? i dont really remember film terms too well but i do know what im talking about) here where he just doesnt see anything, except for horobi, who he wants to kill as revenge for izu. it couldve been cool even though this whole thing was really dumb imo!! but it kinda just ended up being a bit confusing in the end.
speaking of dumb shit, i think the fuwa and aruto fight in 44 was wasted in the end. orthoros vulcan is a dope recolor of assault wolf and it had retractable naki claws, so it at least gets points for that. but aruto transforms into zero-two for the first time in 2 episodes which doesnt make sense at first glance since hes ark-one now, but i think they were intending for this fight to be a callback to when zero-one and vulcan were first fighting, which is actually really cool if they meant for it to be this. which i believe so but you never know. anyway this fight was wasted because it doesnt seem to do much?? unless right at the start of 45 aruto’s gonna be like “nah, im not actually gonna fight you, since nobody wants that” but even then, going up to horobi and risking a full on war of humagears against humans is still stupid. why would he do that if he learned from his fight with fuwa. also this would have been a cool moment for fuwa to turn aruto’s catchphrase against him!! it would have been so fucking sick for fuwa at one point to say something like “theres only one person who can save you, and that’s me!” like fuck!!!!! that would be so cool!!!!! im genuinely upset this didnt happen im not even joking
i think this post went off the rails because i never learn that i cant extensively talk about kamen rider or other interests without becoming incredible incoherent so im ending the post here. thanks if you were able to actually read through this mess and also i do think for the most part kamen rider zero-one is a season worth watching. just maybe not the last 4 episodes.
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moonlightkitkat · 5 years ago
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When you become a superhero, you learn a lot of new things. You learn the freedom of running on rooftops, the power of being able to restart everything, the weight of the world on your shoulders. And hardest of all, realizing that you never know who you can trust, not when the person next to you can turn into your worst enemy in a blink of an eye. 
The first day of school was always a stressful one. Waking up late and only having a few minutes to make it to school only made it worse. Marinette groaned and quickly got out of bed, rushing to get changed and slip her hair into twin-tails.
“Marinette! You're gonna be late!” Her mom called from downstairs.
“I know! I’m almost ready!” she yelled back, grabbing her backpack, which she thankfully had the foresight to pack last night, and hurried down the stepladder. Her mom had set out the box of cereal for her, but seeing as she only had a few minutes before class started, she decided to just grab a banana and a granola bar to eat on the way there. Slipping on a pair of flats, she went downstairs into the bakery to say goodbye to her parents.
“Bye Maman! Bye Papa!”
“Wait Marinette!” her papa called, hurrying out from the kitchen and to where his daughter was. “I made Macarons For you to give to your classmates. Have a wonderful day sweetheart, i can't wait to hear all about it.”
Marinette couldn't help but smile when she took the box from her papa, looking up at him and feeling her nervousness from earlier fade away. “Thanks Papa. I’d give you a hug, but I’d rather not show up to school covered in flour,” she teased.
“How about a high five then?” Grinning, she nodded, and with a high five from her dad, she was off to school.
She was so relieved that her family’s bakery was next to the school, it made it easier to run over when she was running late. To her dismay, she’d just missed the cross light, which meant she'd have to wait a minute before she could continue. Sighing, she pulled out her phone to scroll online a little when she noticed something ahead of her.
An old man in a Hawaiian shirt with a cane was walking down the street, right as a car was speeding towards him. Her eyes widened with horror, and she quickly ran forward and into the street.
“Look out!” she yelled as she quickly pulled him out of the way. She stumbled on the cobblestone road and fell after she pulled him out of the street, grunting as she fell on the hard pavement. Groaning, she sat up and looked over to see her box of Macarons open and laying down on the ground. “No no no no no!”
Picking up the box, she looked inside and saw that only a few macarons had been spared,the rest crumbled or in pieces. So much for a present for her classmates, she doubted she'd be able to give five people these, much less her whole class.
“Thank you young miss,” a voice with a heavy accent spoke from behind her. Looking up,she saw the older man behind her, safe and not a scratch on him. “Are your cookies okay?”
Offering a small smile, she stood up and held out the box for him to see. “A few are, but i'd rather have broken cookies than you being hurt. Would you like one?”
The man smiled and nodded, taking a macaron and biting into it. He hummed softly at the taste, nodding his head in approval. “These are wonderful! Thank you for saving me miss..”
“Marinette. And it's no biggie, i'm just glad you're okay. I have to go, but stay safe okay?” Waving to the man, she quickly ran the rest of the way to school.
When she got to class, she was relieved to see she had a few minutes before class started. To her relief, her usual seat was open, and she walked up the stairs to sit in the second row. Setting her box on the table, she put her backpack down on the bench, leaning back and sighing. “I made it,” she smiled, taking a moment to relax and calm down from this morning’s business and excitement.
“Morning Marinette,” Ivan’s voice came from behind her. Leaning back so her head was against his desk, she smiled up at him.
“Morning Ivan. Are you sitting alone this year?”
“Yeah, Alix managed to get Mylene before I could,” he chuckled, shrugging. “I'm okay being alone though, I’ll probably have headphones in all year long.”
She chuckled at that, knowing that Ivan probably would. He wasn't the type to care whether he sat alone or not, especially if it meant he could listen to his music without having to worry about Mylene trying to whisper to him and him not hearing her. “Sounds like you’ve got it all figured out then.”
“What about you? You have a desk partner?”
She shook her head. “Not unless I'm assigned one probably. Honestly though i wont mind sitting alone as long as-
“Well if it isn't Marinette Dupain-Cheng.”
Speak of the devil; it was like Even the thought of the rich blonde managed to summon her. Sitting up, she looked down at the row in front of her to meet a pair of pretty blue eyes. At least, they would be pretty if they weren't narrowed with a smirk on her glossy lips.
“Hello Chloe. Can I help you?” she asked, bored of her already.
“Actually you can, by moving out of this seat. This is my seat.”
Her seat? There were no seating arrangements yet though!
“But Chloe, this is my seat.” She pointed out. “I’ve always sat here!”
Chloe’s smirk widened, and she flipped her ponytail, looking down at her. “Exactly. You always sit here. Time for a change don't you think? Now go on and shoot, you can sit next to the new girl if you want.”
Marinette looked over at the next row over, seeing a girl with red and brown hair looking up at them, watching the two talk. “You know Chloe, i think im good-
“Did I say you had a choice? Go! And take your cheap cookies with you.”
Before she had a chance to even stand up, Chloe took her box of cookies and threw them over to the other side of the room. The whole room froze, and Marinette watched as the box landed on the floor. Feeling everyone’s eyes on her, she sighed in defeat and grabbed her bag, sliding off of the bench and over to the front row.
“I'm sorry about all of this,” she whispered softly to the girl sitting next to her.
Shaking her head, the girl stood up and picked up the box from the ground before sitting back down and offering it to her. “Hey it's okay, it's not like its your fault. Here, these are yours right Marinette?”
Looking up in surprise,she nodded, slowly taking the box from her. “Y-yeah, it is… but how did you know my name?” she asked in confusion.
With a chuckle, the girl pointed up at her old seat, where Chloe and her friend Sabrina were sitting down in what used to be her seat. “Miss loudmouth over there said your name, it got my attention. What’s her deal anyways?
“You mean Chloe? Where do I even start?” she groaned, causing the brunette to laugh.
“Its cool girl,we got all year for you to give me the story. I’m Alya.”
Smiling, she opened up the box and offered her one of the last two macarons that had survived chloe’s throw. “Nice to meet you Alya, I'm Marinette, but you knew that already,” she chuckled.
Alya’s eyes lit up at the sight of the macarons, her smile brightening. “Can I really have one?” after getting a nod from Marinette, Alya quickly took the macaron and eagerly bit into it. She watched as her entire expression lit up with delight, and Marinette grinned as she heard her happy hum. “These are so good! Where did you get these?”
“My dad made them! I could ask him to make you some more tomorrow if you want.”
Alya looked as though she’d just seen God himself, staring at her in awe. “Uh, Alya?” After Waving her hand in her face Alya snapped out of it,  laughing and adjusting her glasses. “Sorry girl, didn't mean to zone out on you. I’d love that! I’m guessing your parents like to bake?”
Chuckling, she closed the box and set it down in her bag, nodding her head. “You could say that. It helps that they run a bakery.”
She didn't think that her eyes could get any wider, but before they could continue, Ms. Bustier walked into the room, setting her bag down underneath her desk at the front of the classroom. Marinette quickly turned to face the front, snickering softly as the brunette quickly wolfed down the rest of the cookie.
“Good morning class!” The redhead said cheerfully. How the teacher managed to be so cheerful so early in the morning, she had no idea.
“Now, let's see about these seating arrangements.. Nino? How about you sit in the front this year?”
Looking to the back of the class, she saw the sleep deprived DJgrab his bag and walk sluggishly to the front of the class, plopping down in his seat. He looked over, and smiled once he met Marinette’s gaze.
“Felix? Wouldn't you like to sit in the front? There's still a few seats left.”
Felix? That name didn't ring a bell. It seemed the rest of the class didn't know him either, as when she looked back to see who it was, they were all looking around too.
Sitting in the very back of the class next to the window, was a pale boy with pale blond blond hair, styled back and out of his face. He was dressed far better than her classmates or herself, in a grey vest and shirt, with a teal tie. He looked annoyed by the sudden attention from the class, but the expression changed so quickly to a neutral one that Marinette wasn't sure if she had imagined it or not.
“No thank you Miss, I prefer to work on my own,” He answered smoothly. His tone was quiet, but his voice was projecting across the room. It was as though he was used to talking across long distances. I wonder if he's an actor, she thought to herself.
The teacher frowned, looking around before her eyes landed on Ivan. “Why don't you sit next to Ivan? He doesn't have a partner yet.”
Felix paused, the tone in Ms. Bustier’s voice wasn't asking, she was just politely ordering him to move. Standing up and grabbing his bag, he moved down to sit behind Chloe, and next to Ivan.
Now satisfied with the seating arrangements, Ms. Bustier began her usual beginning of the year speech. Mainly listing out the rules and what they would cover in the class. Marinette had had her before, so she already knew all of this, and mainly zoned out during it all.
. . .
It felt as though it had been an eternity before lunch arrived. Marinette was relieved by the time it came, tired of sitting down all day.
“Hey Alya, want me to show you around real quick?” She asked, looking over as she packed away her things.
“Really? That’d be great! Thanks girl.”
“It's no problem! I wanted to check out the locker room first, is that okay?”
With a nod from Alya, she picked up her bag and led her new friend out of the classroom. “So, this is your first year here right?”
“Yup! My parents just moved to a new apartment, and this school was closer than my old one. I take it it isn't your first year?”
Chuckling, she shook her head. “It’s my second year here. I’ve gone to school with a lot of kids here. Me and Nino have been friends since we were little. Chloe on the other hand? Not so much..”
“What's her deal anyways? She seems to have it out for you.”
Marinette sighed heavily, shrugging her shoulders. “I have no idea… She’s just never liked me, and whoever she doesn't like, she bullies. It’s not just me, she means to everyone, even her friend Sabrina.”
“The girl with the red hair?”
“Yup. They've been friends for a while, but Chloe treats her like a servant.. Chloe’s the only real bad kid in the class though, and she's more of a brat than anything.” She kept her voice low, not wanting anyone to hear her gossiping.
The locker room was downstairs, to the east side of the school. The locker rooms for PE were in another room, where the girls and boys each had their own room. This one was co-ed, and was for storing their books and other things they may need.
“What’s your locker?” Marinette asked curiously. Showing her the number, she led her to which locker was hers, and was happily surprised upon learning that her locker was across from Alya’s.
“Sweet! We’re next to each other!” Alya cheered, opening her locker and storing her bag inside, taking pictures of the inside.
“So, where do you want to go first?” She asked, placing her own bag on the hook inside of her locker. When she shut it, she made a mental note to put a lock on it, one that wasn't the simple ones the school provided. She didn't like the thought of her sketchbook being left alone where anyone could sneak in and steal it.
“Hm.. maybe the cafeteria? I am kind of hungry.”
As if on cue, her stomach growled, causing both girls to laugh. “Of course! I’m supposed to go home for lunch though, wanna come along? I know that my parents would love to meet you.”
Alya’s eyes lit up, and she grinned. “Will I get to have some more of your dad’s cooking?”
“Nope! My mom does the cooking, he does the baking,” she chuckled, grinning as she saw Alya’s face fall for a moment. “Don't worry, my Maman is a great cook. I’m sure we’ll have something you’ll like.”
Alya threw her arms around the smaller girl, causing her to blush and giggle. “You know, I was hoping that id be able to make friends here, but I never thought that id manage to be friends with someone so nice and amazing!”
“M-Me? Amazing? Really?”
Nodding her head, Alya looked down at her with a warm smile. “Yes you! I really can't thank you enough. Now, let's go eat!” Pumping her fist in the air, Alya let out a cheer and marched towards the entrance of the school, dragging a giggling Marinette behind her.
Just before they managed to reach the front though, the ground shook violently, and Marinette let out a fearful shriek.
“What was that?!”
“An earthquake?!”
There were shrieks and screams across the room, and Marinette froze as a loud booming voice filled the air.
“KIM!” A loud and deep voice rumbled. The ground shook again, and Alya yanked her out of the school and over to the stairs.
To their disbelief, there was a giant creature slowly making its way around the school, made up of stone. With every step it took the ground shook, and his voice was so loud, it hurt her ears.
“Alya we have to go!” She gasped, tugging her down the steps and towards her house. There they should be safe.. Right?
“Are you kidding?! Girl this is a real life super villain! I’ve got to record this,” Alya grinned, pulling out her phone.
“What?! No way! It's way too dangerous, you could get hurt!”
She tried to pull Alya away from the rock monster, but the taller girl was stronger, and wiggled out of her grip. “I’ll be fine! I’ll meet up with you later!” Before she could stop her, Alya was chasing after the large beast.
A part of her wanted to chase after her, to make sure she was safe, and wouldn't be hurt. Another part of her was terrified. Fear won this battle, and she raced home as fast as she could, her eyes wide with fear and panic as she threw open the doors and ran inside.
“Maman! Papa!” She yelled out, needing to see them, needing to know that they were okay.
“Marinette? Whats wrong?” To her relief, Sabine poked her head out from the kitchen door, a worried look on her face from Marinette’s yelling. “Is it the earthquake? I’m sure everything will be okay.”
“Maman it isn't an earthquake! Hits this huge rock giant, a-and Alya went after it, and its after Kim and i don't know where Kim is!”
Her speaking was rushed, worried about her friends, stressed about the whole situation.
“A rock giant?” She gasped, looking out the window worriedly.
“Excuse me miss,” a customer called,drawing their attention. “A rock giant? You can't be serious!” He laughed. “Your daughter is quite the storyteller.”
Marinette flushed at his words, and she watched as her mom’s worried expression turned stone cold as she looked over at the man.
“My daughter is not a liar,” she said coldly. “If you can excuse us, I’m afraid we have to close shop early today. Please leave.”
The shop was closed immediately, and Marinette went upstairs with the promise that her parents would be close behind her as soon as they packed up shop. Hurrying up to her room, Marinette sighed heavily and sat down at her desk, turning on the news to see if there was any coverage of the monster.
As soon as she turned on the monitor, she was greeted to a video of Nadia, reporting about the giant beast. The video showed an aerial view of the beast, heading straight to the police blockade. The sound of gunshots could be heard, but to her shock, the monster did not go down. Instead, it paused, and grew even bigger than before.
“Bullets can't stop him?” She groaned. “How are we gonna stop it?”
Leaning back in her chair, she sighed heavily, looking over at her window. Her brow furrowed as she noticed something odd. On the edge of her desk was a strange looking black box.
“That wasn't there before.. Was it?” She mumbled, picking it up. Maybe it was the first day of school present from her parents? The boc had some odd red markings on it, and she hummed softly. It looked expensive, what did they get her?
Opening it up, she peeked inside, right as there was a bright flash of light. Shrieking, she tossed the box onto the floor and scrambled away. A bomb?! Was it a bomb?!
A small red orb of light burst from the box, lifting up into the air. Sparks burst from it, and in a shower of light and glitter, a small red creature appeared. It shook itself out, and looked around the room curiously before its big blue eyes landed on her. It was red, with a bigger head than body, with black spots on its head. Two antennas stuck out from its head, with small feet and hands, which were more like paws if anything.
“Hello!” it said excitedly, flying up to her.
“BUG!” She screamed, grabbing a book and chucking it at the red bug. “Get away!” of course though, her aim was terrible, and she completely missed the bug, much to her dismay.
The bug gasped- how could a bug gasp? -and quickly flew out of the way. “Wait! I’m not a bug, I promise!”
“Ah! It can talk!” Freezing, she rushed over to her desk, grabbing a glass and trapping the bug inside. The bug seemed to sigh, and looked up at her with a smile.
“If this makes you feel safer, than very well.”
It continued to speak, but Marinette wasn't listening. She was too busy panicking. There was a huge bug, and it was talking. Bug’s couldn't talk, right? But then again, there was a giant rock monster outside who was after her friend, so this wasn't the weirdest thing that had happened today, but still weird. This was too much, this was far too strange.
“Mom!” she yelled out, needing to make sure that she wasn't hallucinating or something.
The bug panicked, and was suddenly out of the glass, right up at her face, and shushing her too!
“No no no no no! It’s okay! I’m not here to hurt you! I’m not a bug! I’m a Kwami!” Now that made Marinette pause. A kwami? What on earth was a kwami?
“You… Aren’t a bug?” she asked nervously, wondering whether or not she should just smash it with her hands. Nope. Smashing it would be too gross, and it was so big that it would surely end up making her hands all sticky and stuff.
The bug seemed to relax at her question, and nodded its head. “Yup! It’s okay, I'm not here to hurt you, you don't have to be scared of me.”
Slowly, Marinette began to relax, moving back to her computer chair to sit. The red bug hovered over her desk, thankfully keeping its distance from her. They both stared at each other for a moment, its blue eyes staring right into her grey ones. She took this moment to observe the bug, noticing that it had a strange tail like thing on its butt, three feather-like red strands poking out.
“What… Are you?” she asked hesitantly, not taking her eyes off of the creature, trying to process whether this all was real.. Or if she'd been dreaming the entire day.
“I’m Tikki! I'm a Kwami!”
“What’s a kwami?”
Flying over to the black box that had been knocked over during her panic, Tikki picked up two red and black earrings, seeming to glow as she held them in her tiny paws.
“A Kwami.. Is like a guardian,” she explained in her high pitched voice, setting the trinkets down in front of her. “I am bound to the wearer of the Ladybug Miraculous, and you, are my chosen!”
Chosen..? Marinette looked down at the earrings, picking one up and peering at it closely. “A Miraculous? What's that?”
“A Miraculous is an object of great power. Those earrings you hold are the ladybug miraculous! When wearing them, you have the ability to turn into a superhero!”
“A… Superhero?” she echoed, her eyes wide in surprise. “You want me… to be a superhero?”
The tiny kwami flew down to her,gently placing her paws on her arm.
“I only want to help you be the best hero you can be. It is your choice whether or not to wear them. I know this is a lot, but.. We don't have a lot of time.”
Glancing at her monitor, she saw the image of the rock giant, headed back to the school. A flash of orange caught her attention, and she looked closer before gasping.
“Alya!” hopping to her feet, she looked down at Tikki, who quickly zipped up to her eye level. “She’s in danger! I have to help her! But.. How do i…” Looking down at her earrings, she paused,studying them for a moment. Her mind was made up. “Tikki, tell me what you need me to do.”
It turns out using a yo-yo to zip line around Paris was a lot more fun than she expected, and a lot more difficult too. A flash of black came into view from the corner of her eye, and she stopped on top of a rooftop near the school, watching as a boy landed beside her.
He was dressed in all black, the only ounce of color on him were a comically large gold bell at the top of his zipper, his sunshine blonde hair, and his piercing green eyes. He held a small silver pole in his right hand, his wrist covered with an arm guard. A black mask donned his face, glamouring him from allowing her to focus on him too much. It wasn't as though she couldn't see him, but it was as though her mind was fogged, not allowing her to picture what his face looked like under the mask.
“Who are you?-
“So you're my new partner?-” they asked at the same time.
Marinette’s nose wrinkled in confusion. “Partner?”
The boy grinned and nodded. “Yeah. didn't your Kwami tell you? My name’s Chat Noir, i have a back cat miraculous. And you are?”
That's odd, Tikki didn't mention her having a partner. Maybe she just hadn't been aware that another miraculous had been given out. After Thinking of a name, and looking down at her red and black suit, which seemed plain compared to Chat Noir’s, she looked back up at him, offering a shy smile.
“You can call me Ladybug. So Chat Noir,what’s your power?”
Chat frowned, looking down at his ring. “Y’know, I don't know actually. My kwami didn't tell me.”
“It didn't?”
“Well.. I might have gotten a bit excited and transformed before he could tell me,” he chuckled, scratching his cheek.
Ladybug chuckled and shook her head in amusement. It seemed they were both new at this, at least she wasn't alone in being the newbie.
“I don't know much about it myself if I'm honest, but i do know that you can only use it once, so make it count. After that, you only have five minutes before your transformation wears out. We can figure out the rest together, right Chat?”
Smiling, he nodded, looking up at the rock giant. “Let’s go get the Akuma My Lady.”
. . .
Marinette sighed heavily, leaning back against her computer chair. She didn’t know how Chat Noir had known about the Akuma, but she was so relieved that he told her that she needed to capture it.
After ripping apart the black piece of paper, she’d watched as a black butterfly flew out of it, flying up and away. A sense of pride filling her, she turned to pick up the lucky charm, only to catch Chat Noir’s confused face.
“What’s wrong?”
He looked conflicted, but after a moment, he finally asked “why didn’t you kill the Akuma?”
Her eyes widened with horror. “Why would I kill a butterfly?!”
“Well.. Isn’t that where the powers came from?”
After pausing for a minute, Ladybug turned to the butterfly, quickly flying further and further away. She grabbed hold of the Lucky Charm, and quickly hurried after the butterfly. When she got close to it, she noticed her yo-yo beginning to glow, and she whipped it towards the butterfly. To her surprise, the yo-yo opened, catching the butterfly before returning to her hands.
“Whoa! I got ya!” she looked at it, uncertain of how to open it and free the poor butterfly. As she touched the surface of it, she gasped as it opened, a silvery glow coming from the inside, and instead of the black and purple butterfly flying out, it was a white one. A sense of peace filled her, and she couldn't help but smile and wave to it as it happily fluttered away.
“Bye Bye Little Butterfly!” Taking her lucky charm, she threw it up into the sky, remembering what Tikki told her.
“Miraculous Ladybug!”
She watched in awe and amazement as the lucky charm burst into thousands of glowing ladybugs, rushing around Paris and repairing all of the damage. Once everything was repaired, she headed back to where Chat Noir and Ivan were, only to see that her partner was gone, and Ivan was still seated in the turf, looking confused.
When his eyes met hers, his eyes widened, and he quickly stood to his feet. “Who are you? How did I end up here? I was back in the school wasn’t I?”
Offering a small smile, she could understand how he was so confused. It looked like he had no memory of the incident, which she was relieved about. Ivan was so sweet, and she hated to think that he would have to live with the memory of the danger he put others in, of destroying Paris, of being shot at by the police… That was enough to traumatize anyone, and she was glad he didn’t have those memories anymore.
“My name is Ladybug, I’m the hero. You were… Akumatized? You were turned into a monster, but it’s okay now! Me and my partner turned you back.” “I was… a monster?” he asked in horror, his face paling.
“Well… yes… I promise I’ll explain later, but I have to go right now. Can you take him back to school and make sure he’s okay?” She asked Alya, who she noticed was recording her still.
Eyes lighting up, she quickly nodded her head. “You can count on me Ladybug!”
“Tikki?” She asked softly, looking over at the Kwami, happily munching on a snicker doodle. “Did i.. Do okay today?”
Smiling brightly, she flew over to her, nodding her head. “You did amazing Marinette! You even managed to capture the Akuma! How did you know about that?”
“Chat told me. In fact.. He knew about the Akuma even before we started fighting.” Tikki tilted her head to the side curiously. “Hm.. I wonder if Plagg told him about it.”
“Plagg?”
“Yup! He’s Chat Noir’s Kwami! He’s very stinky and likes smelly cheese, but he's okay.”
She frowned a little at that, sitting up and pulling her knees to her chest. “But Chat Noir told me that his Kwami didn’t tell him anything about his powers. He didn’t even use something like my Lucky Charm, he just fought with a baton and his claws.”
Tikki stared at her in surprise, and she frowned. “That’s weird.. Maybe he just transformed before Plagg could tell him about his cataclysm?”
“Cataclysm? What’s that?”
“It’s Chat Noir’s power! He can use it once to destroy whatever he wants to!”
Her eyes widened in surprise, and she sighed softly. “Wow… So i have the power to create, and he has the power to destroy? But why do we have these powers Tikki? Why are you here? Who gave you to me?”
She smiled softly, and sat down on her bed, patting her hand softly. “You’re here because someone has the Butterfly Miraculous, and it's being used to do evil. The Ladybug Miraculous, the one you have, is the only one that can stop the Akumas. The Black Cat Miraculous gets sent out whenever the Ladybug Miraculous does, they’re a pair!” “Oh.. so that’s why i have it. What does the Akuma do?”
“They feed on negative emotions, and turn whoever it touches into a villain! They’re all different, and you have to find whatever item it possessed and destroy it!”
“But how will i know what the Akuma is possessing? With Ivan it was easy, but that's because he only had one thing on him..”
“Marinette, I have no doubt that you’ll do just fine! You're so creative, and I know that you’ll figure it out! Have faith in yourself, and remember, you did it today, and I believe that you can do it again!”
She smiled at that, relaxing and picking Tikki up in her hand. “Thanks Tikki. I needed to hear that. “I’m glad I'm not alone.”
“You won’t be alone Marinette, you have me, Chat Noir, Alya and so many others supporting you! Believe in yourself, like I believe in you!”
“I'll try Tikki. Thank you.”
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girlgrouptrash101 · 5 years ago
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How Mafia!Girl’s Generation/SNSD Would Protect Their S/O From Danger
Request: “idk if u saw it but i requested a snsd version of "How Mafia!CLC Would Protect Their S/O from Danger" maybe ur motivated to write this and omFG THIS SOUNDED SO RUDE IM SO SORRY SKSKSKDKSJSNS ILY :///”
A/N: i found a little time to write sooo, here ya go 
- C
Taeyeon:
The head honcho for sure dude
She has everyone wrapped around her little finger, so she has plenty of favours to call in if she needs to
If Taeyeon even hears a whisper with your name in it, she'll drag the person up to her office and give them a piece of her mind
so when you actually get in trouble, she's baffled as to how anyone got past her
She’d be absolutely fuming, calling her top dogs out to go and get you back into safety; back with her.
When Taeyeon found out who was messing with you, she put him through hell, so much so that he had to leave the area so that he could live in safety again, because damn was Taeyeon ruthless when she needed to be
To be frank, anyone who messes with her baby is going to have to go through Taeyeon next, and they will regret it
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Jessica:
Definition of ‘I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me
Will not spare anyone who gets in between you and her
If you ever, even in the slightest bit of danger, she'd stop everything she was doing to make sure any possibility of things escalating didn't happen
if things did go wrong, she wouldn't hesitate to get her best men to go and find you, she'd even go out herself if she had to
Jessica wasn't nicknamed the 'Ice Princess' for nothing, she was known to be pretty ruthless and she wasn't one you messed with
she never acted anything but caring around you though
her duality not only attracted you but scared the shit out of you at the same time
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Sunny:
A lot of Sunny's peers claimed love had made Sunny weak, but she knew better
Though people initially thought Sunny was soft and could be easily pushed over, they soon learned their lesson when Sunny stepped up to defend herself
Now Sunny usually wasn't too violent or threatening... Unless you were involved
something inside her changed when she heard you were in trouble, her protectiveness and possessiveness taking over ever rational thought in her brain
Sunny would stop at nothing to get you back safe and sound, and I mean it when she vowed nothing would get in her way
she'd create a temporary team of guys she knew she could trust, giving them information and anything they needed to help find you
she'd go as far as to put herself on the line for you, Sunny wasn't playing around.
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Tiffany:
You couldn't help but fall for her, with her badass boots and leather jacket, Tiffany just exuded power
once she opened up to you about who she was, you were a bit worried, but you knew in the end that she'd keep you safe no matter what
so when the news came in that someone had managed to get into your apartment and wanted a ransom, Tiffany's blood boiled.
She stopped everything else she was doing, getting her best men with their best weapons and sending them to get you immediately
as soon as you were back and safe beside her, Tiffany set out for revenge
it was bloody, it was brutal, but this dude and his men clearly got the message that Miss Hwang was not the bitch to be messed with
no one ever even breathed near you after that, they were all shit scared of your girlfriend from them on
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Hyoyeon:
Won't hesitate to cut a bitch and look good doing it
Hyoyeon prefers working on her own in her profession, she doesn't like getting attached, especially in a line of work that you never know if you're going to wake up the next day
so Hyoyeon vowed to stay a lone wolf, that is, until you swooped in and broke down her walls, making her second guess every decision she's ever made
she made a promise to herself that no matter what happened to her, she'd always keep you safe
One day Hyoyeon was in the middle of a business transaction when she heard your name being dropped.
She lost it, screaming at them to stay away from her baby, or there'd be trouble.
No one ever tried anything funny with you again, because they knew Hyoyeon could be ruthless enough without a motive, and now that she had one... good luck buddy
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Yuri:
When something serious happens to Yuri, she goes straight into defence mode and won't want to hear anything else until the issue is sorted
so when she heard someone kept coming to the house when you weren't home, she waited outside her own front door with a gun, just waiting to see who the dickhead was
you kept trying to convince her it wasn't serious, but she wouldn't listen, only caring about your safety
after her little 'conversation' with the guy, Yuri was back to being regular Yuri again
it was safe to say, after that, no one dared to come anywhere near your house now that they knew just how dangerous Yuri could be
though your girlfriend could be a bit scary at times, you were always astounded by her duality when she was with you
and you knew that no matter what, she'd never ever let you get hurt by anything or anyone
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Sooyoung:
Sooyoung is not afraid to step on you with them long ass legs like damn ma
She likes to deal with her 'business' on the down low, she's a lot quieter about her work
Whenever she has problems with someone, she gets it done quick and quietly, and no one even knows anything happened until they notice that person has been eerily quiet.
Sooyoung treats you like royalty, and she promised to protect you from any potential danger, no matter how small
so when she found out someone had been following you too and from work, she sent someone down straight away to find out who it was and bring them back to her
that's how they found themselves tied up in her office, being questioned as to why on earth they were even trying to get close to her baby
Sooyoung soon sent a clear message, and no one ever came near you again after that.
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Yoona:
The kind of person who's 3 steps ahead of everyone around her no matter the situation
Yoona would be super overprotective of you, but you wouldn't mind because it is seriously a dangerous line of work and you didn't want to get hurt
So if anything, Yoona wouldn't ever have to save you from trouble because she'd stop it before it happened
She was always super soft with you though, holding your hand and walking on the outside of the pavement
she was protecting you even when you didn't realize it
Always confides you in her business, just so you know who to steer clear of when you see sketchy people walking down the street
overall a 10/10 mafia girlfriend we stan Lim Yoona
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Seohyun:
Lowkey, kind of reckless when she needs to be
In her branch of the mafia, she's super high up, and there's quite a high price on her head, so she's been warned not to go out by herself
and she always abides by that rule, until you came and stole her heart, all her morals and rational thoughts went out the window
when another local mafia leader decided to take you as some sort of revenge against Seohyun, she was out there on the streets herself, not caring who saw her when your life was on the line
though she almost got herself killed, she didn't really care, you were more important than anything else in her life, she'd lost too many important people in her life so far
and if you got hurt then she'd never forgive herself, no matter what the circumstances were
Seohyun became a lot more cautious once you were back in the safety of your home, always making sure to check up on you and keep her work life and personal life very far apart from one another
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wthtorke · 6 years ago
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Different Preds when their human s/os develop a craving for a specific human food?
(lmao Okay let's go imma do several of them so everybody is included)
Fugitive doesn’t mind that you crave for a certain thing, depending on what it is, he’ll indulge it with you, often trying everything you say it’s good without a second thought.
City Hunter couldn’t care less, really, he’s addicted to sour candy, he wouldn’t really say anything unless its something gross, like, really gross, then he’d ask you a series of questions, or just scream ‘why’ while pointing at you while you eat your ‘gross’ food.
Avp Elder wouldn’t mind it...AS LONG AS IT’S HEALTHY. Elder is old, really old, he’s had many kids and knows one thing or two about nutritious food and what you should eat without restrictions and what -not-.
Wolf also doesn’t mind it as long as it doesn’t affect your health, eating a lot of the same thing could lead to a series of problems and he’s not keen on watching you slowly get sick, would hide your food (or burn it) and act like he doesn’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.
AP (Assassin/Update/Ultimate Predator) Hates human things, he does, he doesn’t like the food, he doesn’t like the buildings, the weather could be better, humans (not you babe, you’re good) are -shit-, everything is shit, if he thinks for one second that what you’re eating is shit, he won’t let you eat it, simple as that, grab your double cheeseburger, give it a sniff and yeet it 75 yards away with a disgusted look on his face.
Celtic isn’t keen on fried food, anything that's dripping in fat makes him want to gag, so unless it’s that, he’s cool with it. (Personal HC: Celtic likes popcorn, no butter, just salty popcorn, he loves it)
Chopper would most likely get addicted with you, he’d be really curious as to why you seem to like it so much, should be delicious, right? God help you if he does like it, you’re going bankrupt.
Mutated Predator (YES, IM INCLUDING HIM TOO) is an endless bag, very few things will irritate his stomach, so, you like this? Well toss him some of that and be prepared to go grocery shopping very soon, this -big- boy eats a LOT.
Scar is down to try anything that's crunchy and kinda sweet, he will eat sour things but shudder violently after, no lemons or lemon flavored things, he hates them, he wouldn’t mind if you had an addiction of something sour but good God don’t expect him to eat it with you.
Dak’Hir (Lmaooooo this one is my boy, bear with me okay) is very stuck up, especially in public,he’s stiff on letting people know things about him, so, unless it’s inside closed doors, no one would ever know he’s addicted to grapes and grape flavored things, juice, candy, ice cream, so he understands if you developed a special liking to a certain food, he himself only gets to eat grapes very rarely,so what's wrong with eating that special comfort food if you have the chance, right?
Berserker likes meat, a lot of meat, his diet consists of meat, basically speaking, so if your addiction has to do with meat, count him the fuck in, he wouldn’t mind providing you your favorite food by the lots, he’s the alpha of a team, providing is his middle name.
Tracker doesn’t like anything green, he literally won’t eat his veggies, don’t pull the ‘you won't be a big boy if you don’t eat them’ on him, he’s already massive and no one can control this stomach, again, another case of Lord help you if he actually finds something to call a favorite.
Falconer is incredibly versatile, he will try anything, taking a liking to roots and things that can be made soup of, is also incredibly attached to tea and the liking, wouldn’t mind eating things with you and is eager to try whatever your craving is about, hoping he will like it too so you can actually bond even more, even if its just because of food.
(not everyone is here, I know but I did my best lmao, hope you enjoy it)
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hello laid ease and furries ( u know who u are )......hahaha....are u ready for this ? zimzalabim ! my name is xan ( she/her pronouns ) and my laptop has been broken for a good 3 years now i have to use an onscreen keyboard so if u see me typing for 20000 years on discord only to send u a single sentence u know whats up x JSDBJWBJW here is the intro....im really winging this no one call me out for that WOOO....tw: medication, mental health, body image ? perhaps just to be safe <3
ok ! so im not gonna talk too much abt family stuff bc yuno and i are doing the collab of the century here and art takes time people ! JSBDJBWDJW but so u get a good idea...i will write a little abt it lets get it 
so the kwons were two of the biggest faces in hollywood ( and tbh they are still considered icons / hollywood royalty no matter how old they get they stay #Relevant ) think bradgelina ! literally everyone knows who the kwons if u dont u probably live under a rock /: 
their parents are very into the fame thing...so when it came to their kids ( nari and wolfe ) they SUPER pushed the famous life onto them, really expecting both of them to be just as obsessed and enamored by the public. idk if u guys ever say that vid of gigi and bella hadid before they were huge were their mom was pressuring them both to get into modeling and to stay skinny and to be stars etc....it was kinda like that !
so narissa, being the first born, really just internalized that shit...like imagine being told ever since u were a baby that fame and status and ur last name are wildly important and not being able to remember a time when u werent being watched by cameras / a third party ( the public ) bc that was her life ! nari has....no experience as to what life is like without cameras and without having to create this image of herself that ppl are gonna be into 
obviously that’s NOT normal....and it had it’s toll on her /: as a kid she grew up so fast like u know those kids that seem so mature and wise for their age ? that was nari. she always had two versions of herself: inside nari vs outside nari. she was so good at being good just bc she knew what stuff to express and what stuff to keep inside ( spoiler alert: most of it was kept in x )  
she is still very much desperate to please her parents despite it all /: i feel like for a long time she kinda excepted and agreed that fame is everything ( hence why shes known for using her last name to get her places ) but shes starting to realize just how FUCKED it all is and just how much it’s messed her up so stay tuned for more fun !
ok so career stuff ! nari started off as a child model bc she was um super cute and super good at knowing what to do / not freaking out in front of cameras <3 but she was always obsessed with actors ! she used to sit in front of the tv for hours legit study and memorize ppls mannerisms and various movie lines.. she was literally always just quoting random lines / imitating various actors so often her parents were like ok word go act !    
she landed her first role at 12 and it was a pretty huge role as a lead chara in a mini television series that revolved around a cast of kids ( think stranger things but not plot wise just how some of the mains were kids ) with zero acting experience before hand ... so it was pretty clear to the media nari got the spot bc she was a kwon ! there was a bunch of controversy around the show before it came out but once it was released...there was no denying nari had talent
after that it was just a whirlwind of acting doors opening up for her. everyone wanted nari bc of her last name and all the attention that came from it, not to mention every director wanted to be The One that helped narissa kwon become one of the most famous actresses of the 21st century. most of the time she was getting cast for selfish reasons but nari never realized it /: she was just happy to be acting bc it really was like therapy for her to become different ppl
flash forward to age 15 when narissa was finally diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder and was prescribed meds to help ! it was actually a director from a movie she was working on that suggested to her parents nari might be struggling after witnessing her have a panic attack on set. not wanting a scandal, her parents agreed it was best to get her “help” which included pills and weekly therapy ! 
so nari actually didnt mind it too much tbh she HAD been struggling for a while she just assumed her anxiety was normal and just like something all famous ppl were dealing with but that wasnt the case. she was hesitant to open up to her therapist just bc she was still obsessed with this idea of inside nari vs outside nari, and she was very scared to cross that line so it took....years of sessions to build up that trust
as she got older though and as she got more famous, everyone just assumed she was better. she was more famous and loved by the day, she had become a chanel ambassador ( thank u jennie x ), her interviews on youtube always brought in record views, she’d started in plenty of movies critics agreed would become cult classics, her social medias were nearing kardashian level in terms of followers: everything was on track....
....except nari had actually never been more unstable. she had become so dependent on her meds she couldnt go anywhere or talk to anyone without popping a few in. all the watching eyes were starting to make her paranoid, not to mention the pressure from her parents ( who couldn’t be happier with nari being so famous ) was at its all time high. she had been nominated for an oscar at 21 and everyone was expecting her to win...and then she didnt
narissa kwon famously fainted at the 2018 oscars after it was announced she had lost the award. her actual fainting wasnt caught on camera or televised, but it WAS witnessed by some of the most relevant names and faces in hollywood who were in that room. the scandal took the media by storm, the hashtag #getwellnarissa trending for over 42 hours until a statement was released she had fainted bc of dehydration and other undisclosed causes and that she was okay & currently taking it easy at home surrounded by family 
in reality it was the abuse of her medication as well as all the stress, but when your last name is kwon manipulating the press is as simple as making the right phone call. unfortunately for nari and her parents, the article about the brat pack came out a week later, and there was no manipulating that source /:
for narissa, it was all a wake up call. she decided to go off her anxiety meds altogether. after falling out with the brat pack she spent that year trying to figure out who she was separate from her fame and her last name. despite some offers from a few casting directors ( surprisingly some people still wanted her despite the scandals bc she was still a kwon, after all ) narissa rejected every role except one in a coming of age indie movie that explores womanhood and mental health as well as strained relationships with mothers. the movie is set to release sometime mid august hehe (~:
she agreed to come to milan to reunite with the brat pack bc she’s still searching for herself ! nari figures the people who quite literally grew up with her might give her some answers......not to mention there is still a part of her who is desperate to reclaim the image and status she had before everything fell apart </3    
PERSONALITY/TIDBITS
narissa is....complicated to say the least. growing up in front of the cameras and in a family who prioritized fame and outside opinions of you as the most important thing, she is quite literally desperate for praise and approval. because she legit has no idea what parts of her are real and what parts of her she’s created for her public persona, she often looks for understanding in others!! shes very very good at analyzing people and understanding people in the hopes that its gonna make her better at analyzing herself, but to no avail. 
libra sun capricorn moon !! THIS is super accurate and telling if u wanna read but i kinda just summarized it in the last bullet
she is such a perfectionist with everything she does and a bit of a control freak in the sense that if she’s not the one doing something, she doesnt have faith whatever that is will be able to live up to her unrealistic standards. directors are often concerted with nari bc whenever she gets big roles.....she is so hard on herself, often asking for take after take bc she monitors every little thing abt her expression or her movements. she’s often left frustrated and disappointed with herself bc again, her standards are SUPER unrealistic ):
she’s relatively sweet!! growing up with the brat pack they probably knew her as the life of the party, very bubbly, confident, and very easy to have fun with as long as you’re being tolerable. however, she can get kind of opinionated at times so it’s very hard for you to gain her trust and respect back if you lose it. she’s also prone to random mood swings / periods of isolation, but whenever she returns its with a big smile and a soft voice assuring you everything is okay 
very good at lying and deceiving ppl but she hardly ever does it on purpose ( unless her publicists asks her too ). she’s carried this persona / public image of herself curated for consumption from others for so long, sometimes she has no idea when she’s being sincere or if she’s just convincing herself she’s being sincere. most of the time she only deceives other people about herself. she can come across as kind of elusive because of this ( think daisy from gatsby’s perspective ) but it’s not on purpose. she just legit has no true sense of self isnt that sexy?
speaking of sex. JWDBJWBDJWBD she also uses that as a coping mechanism / a weird affirmation that yes, she IS wanted by others and yes she IS seen as someone beautiful and that she IS something to be consumed by others ( like i said in my tags....male fantasies male fantasies ) but then at the same time she feels guilty abt this and so unsatisfied and disgusted at how she’s living her life as an object / manifestation of other people’s projections rather than as a normal person...rip </3 its a cycle
ever since her relationship with micah that was so hated by the public it actually ruined and ended their relationship, nari has been too scared to publicly have a relationship again. the media seems to love seeing her on casual dates with other stars, but not to see her tied down to one person, as that kind of “damages” this super accessible persona she’s put out ( think idols and why they cant date )  
she loves poetry, french music, all of marilyn monroe and audrey hepburn’s movies, nonfiction essays abt womanhood and identity, anything chanel, is particularly fond of silk dresses but is partial to velvet as well, wears lacy bralettes under everything bc it makes her a little more confident, actually prefers large parties to small ones because small gatherings are more personal therefore give her more anxiety, would only eat fruit and drink champagne if she could live like that, doesn’t know how to swim so she’s scared of the ocean as well as the dark, used to study ballet as a kid and misses it terribly, doesn’t know how to drive and isn’t planning to learn, can be materialistic at times, is probably an introvert masquerading as an extrovert for 22 years now, the only movies she cant stand are westerns, loves to travel but is scared of flying, doesn’t drink coffee, and is allergic to nuts. 
last but most important fact about narissa is that she loves her brother wolfe more than anything in this world so messing with him is the only way nari is bound to 100% hate you. she can bully him all she wants ( ex. starting very real rumors he IS in fact a furry ) but no one else is aloud to actually be mean to him or she will kill you
also very random but i had a hc that when she was 6 and her pet cat jinx died she caused enough fuss at home her parents actually made it a national holiday in about thirteen different states. the anniversary of this death is december 4th and yes . the brat pack better mourn jinx with nari every year......
pls spare plots im sorry this is so long.....JBDJBWJDBWJBWDJBJ i promise it will be worth it also im sensitive and very small ... how can u say no ? 
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sieben9 · 7 years ago
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“witch hunt” impressions
{Quick request to anyone reading: Im watching OUaT for the first time, and I want to avoid spoilers. So, if you want to discuss something spoilery, Id be grateful if you could start a new post for that. Thank you!}
Alright, first and foremost, before I get into anything else: What, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck.
I actually don't think that one needs explaining. If you live anywhere near the European mainland and heard a long string of multilingual profanities in the night, that was definitely me. Jesus Christ on a bicycle. What.
There are more things to say about this episode, and they're all under the cut, but I just wanted to give this the space it deserves. (Oh, and in case that wasn't clear, there is more swearing in this one than usual. It seemed appropriate.)
Oh, and one other thing:
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PAIN!
This wasn't as bad as I thought. It was so much worse... Starting in the diner ("He looked right through me...") and just... going on from there. I can't even pick a personal "worst", because everything even vaguely concerning Henry and Regina in this episode hurt like hell.
Seeing each other in the diner and him not recognising her? Pain.
Regina asking Emma if he is happy in his new life? More pain.
Flashback!Regina wanting to curse herself so she won't have to be conscious unless they're reunited again? Pain again!
And, of course, the handshake. See above. Ouch. I don't know if Emma and Snow's sympathetic looks made it better or even worse. Just... I did not expect this to be so stressful. I should have, but I sometimes have quite spectacular lapses in judgement.
OK, after getting that off my chest, I'll try and remember what I thought of the actual episode. Because there was some good stuff in there.
So, at this point it seems clear that it was the Wicked Witch (aka "Greenie" aka "Zelena", so really, "Greenie" again), which means it definitely wasn't her. Come on. It's the second episode; what kind of amateur do you think I am, show? (Please insert your own brand of "red herring but green" joke here)
The mystery plot actually has some of my favourite bits this episode. Those being "Emma and Regina make a shockingly good team."  (One guess what my other favourite bits are)
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It's "take your co-parent to work" day!
I will freely admit that the episode had me going for a while there. I honestly thought that seeing Henry and him not recognising her, together with the town turning against her at the drop of a hat (not without reason, but you know where I'm coming from) had sent Regina spiralling again. But no! It's just a con she's running together with Emma, and it's awesome! The fact that the town's reaction was so predictable as to be an essential point in their plan is a little depressing, but again. Can't really blame them, can I? They're not watching the show, after all.
And the two of them make it work! You'd think they've been doing this for years, even if Regina is hilariously bored by the stakeout for the longest time. To bad they didn't catch their target, but, well, can't really blame Regina for not anticipating the older half-sister she never knew of before. (Still proud I called that one, to be honest)
Speaking of that... there was a flashback, too!
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Subtitle: Regina finds even worse coping methods than burying her heart was.
I know, after gushing over all the Emma-Regina chemistry, this may come as a shock, but I actually liked the banter between her and Hood. Granted, I don't see any romantic chemistry (yet?), but they work strangely well together. And the hobbit is adorable as always.
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"And I didn't know the Evil Queen had a soft spot for children" Like you wouldn't believe, buddy.
As for other things I was surprisingly OK with: Regina deciding to go on, not out of hope, or for love, or anything like that, but out of sheer spite. I don't know, it just seems very relatable, and also very "her". Some days are just too shitty to find any silver lining, but hanging on just to annoy someone who wants to see you go down?
That can still work.
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And she looks so happy, too...
Oh, and in the present day plot, we also have flying were-monkeys. Just... that is a thing. That happened.
And Zelena is trying for some unholy reason to get in with Snow. Or rather her baby. It's weird and creepy, and I should not have been laughing as much as I did during that scene. Granted, a lot of it was "what the hell, lady" laughter, but still. I get the feeling that the actress was having a blast there, and that's always nice to watch.
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do. not.
Also, uh, those last two minutes. Just... damn. Trouble is, I can imagine no scenario where this is better than it looks like and a whole bunch where it's worse. I'd say "please be OK", but it's very, very obvious that he isn't. So... uh... I'm very glad I'm too tired to watch the next episode, let's say.
No picture, because nope. I'm sure most people reading this have that image seared into their brains, anyway.
From an analytical perspective, that scene was, of course, fantastically effective. Zelena was pretty fun to watch all episode, but her overall demeanour can tip her over into "laughable" pretty quickly, and you don't want that from your Big Bad of the season. So showing her being sinister and menacing towards the two biggest (suriving) badasses the show has (namely, Regina and Rumple), establishes her as a genuine threat, as well. Like I said, it's very effective, but that doesn't stop me from freaking the hell out.
And to cheer me up, even if it has nothing to do with anything:
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My wolf girl is back!
Look, I just missed her, alright? I totally play favourites, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
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gems-of-lirema · 7 years ago
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GEMS-OF-LIREMA’S RP PLOTTING CHEAT-SHEET Want new-and-exciting plots for your character? Long to reach out to more of your followers, but don’t know where to start? Fear not! Fill out this form and give your RP partners both present and future all the of juicy jumping off points they need to help you get your characters acquainted. Be sure to tag the players whose characters YOU want more cues to interact with, and repost, don’t reblog! Feel free to add or remove sections as you see fit. Template here.
(Putting it under a read more because this is fricking long holy cow. Ah, that’s the price I have to pay for 7 muses...I’m coding everything in case anyone wants to focus on a specific muse)
Mun name: Sean
OOC Contact: IMs on tumblr work best for me, I have a Discord (ask me for the link) & a Discord Pokemon server as well if that’s more convenient
Who the heck is my muse anyway: 💜 The Fool (Eusine): Has no idea what he’s doing, but he’ll be damned if he does anything w/o his Rulebook. 💛 The Rulebook (Morty): Just trying to make it through the month to provide for his 3 roommates. 💎 The Stoic (Steven Stone): Just your average rich vagabond who has a boyfriend & refrains from speaking. 💙 The Wolf (Wolf Grunt): Trusted psychic bodyguard of Team Skull. Always itching for a battle, whether through Pokemon or through their paws. 💚 The Smart Aleck (N Harmonia): The Stoic’s somewhat narcissistic boyfriend. ❤️ The Grump (AZ): Just your average gentle giant going through the motions. Always sassy and never happy. 🖤 The Rebel (Guzma): It’s ya boi. If he’s not careful, his need for destruction will be his own downfall…
Points of interest: Everybody’s got issues! :D Some more noticeable than others…
💜💙💚🖤 Most of my muses (specifically Eusine, Wolf Grunt, N, and Guzma) typically act on a whim if no one keeps them in check. 💜💚 In Eusine and N’s case, they don’t actively want to hurt anyone, but they trust their own judgement better than anyone else's (even if their own judgement is terrible). Of course, Eusine will only do something stupid if Morty’s not around. 💙🖤 In Wolf Grunt & Guzma’s case, they’re not afraid to cross boundaries in order to get what they want. They are a part of Team Skull, after all. 🖤 Guzma swears like a sailor. (Mun disapproves of this & tries not to do this in real life.) 💎 Steven doesn’t talk much, and is very quiet compared to all my other muses. He may avoid you if he knows you’re psychic, or if he knows you know about his curse. 💚 As mentioned above, N is self-centered and typically only speaks for himself. ❤️ Besides his ridiculous height, AZ seems pretty normal, even if he rarely smiles. 💛 Morty’s pretty normal too, but he’s as stubborn as a mule when it comes to personal opinions.
What they’ve been up to recently: Uuuuuuuh my main verse could use some work so all the interactions I’ve made so far don’t pertain to it at all ._.; (I suppose I’ll just call it “The Verse that Never Was” since the Reincarnation AU & Spirits of Chaos AU is basically the aftermath of it. Technically, it involves all my AUs, but that’s a story for another day .-.)
💜 Eusine has no direction or plans, he’s a NEET. He does have a major crush for Morty, but he’s always turned down... 💛 Morty really misses his old job as a Gym Leader, but hasn’t done anything to get it back. Secretly, he does have a thing for Eusine, but he’s too afraid to admit it. 💙 Wolf Grunt was kicked out of the house by their adopted father, Morty, and both know they don’t belong in Team Skull. Despite this, Morty refuses to take them back until they earn his respect. Wolf Grunt couldn’t care less, as they’ve been living in Team Skull for almost two years now. Even if they do miss him every now and then… 💎 Steven is still learning to control his curse, and will not trust anyone to talk about it or help him control it. 💚 N doesn’t trust anyone with Steven’s powers either, and may seem overprotective of him at times. He believes he can help Steven by himself. (Spoiler alert: he can’t.) 💎💚 Steven & N have been dating for 5 years, and plan on engagement. That is, if either one of them are confident enough to propose to the other. Which they’re not. 💚 Like Eusine with Morty, N can’t go anywhere without Steven, and is lost without him. ❤️ Although AZ has finally reunited with his Floette, he is still fighting the old ghosts of his past, feeling great remorse & missing his brother greatly. 🖤 Although Lusamine is dead in my main verse, Guzma is plotting his revenge for what she did to him, starting with the destruction of Aether Paradise. He doesn’t really have a set plan (besides shooting everything), and if he carries his plans out now, he’ll be losing a lot more than Team Skull… (i.e. Ya boi’s gonna die, somebody stop him.)
Where to find them: All my muses currently live in Alola. 💛💚💜❤️ Morty, N, Eusine, and AZ all share a house on Route 1. 🖤💙 Guzma & Wolf Grunt, of course, live in Skull Mansion/Shady House/Po Town. 💎 Steven’s a vagabond and may switch between living in these two houses. Otherwise, it’s difficult to find Steven in one spot. In fact, he may fly to a different region on a good day.
Current plans: None of the stuff I plot with other people pertains to my main verse, as I still wish to develop it further. (Even though I’m torn between keeping it or letting it go c’: ) Since this is getting fricking long already I’m just gonna tag the people I have active threads for/want to plot with more. I apologize to all of you c’:
@dragonfly-grunt @heartbxnd @lushjunglesrecipes @steelwingchampion @thebella-matthews-666 @trainer-riz
Desired interactions: - Duplicates! Some of the best interactions I’ve had so far have been with duplicates, so if we share the same muse, I’d love to plot things between them ^_^ (or just have them be so confused as to why there’s two of them xD) - I’m a sucker for crossovers, as one of my AUs (Spirit of Chaos) is a crossover in and of itself. Here’s a list of all the fandoms I’m willing to interact with ^_^ - Feel free to interact with my AUs too! I love them all c: (you can find them in Rule 8 of the rule’s page.)
💜 For Eusine: He needs to learn that he can’t always depend on Morty to decide everything for him. This could be done by virtually anyone, though he does have a crush for Gym Leader Jasmine in my main verse. Oh yeah, and he needs a job. Or money. Or possibly both. 💛 For Morty: Any Sabrina muses or other Pokemon League muses with psychic powers? Sabrina may give Mortimer the motivation he needs to get his Gym Leader job back...if only because he hates her guts ._. (This could also be true in any other psychic’s case) 💎 For Steven: Steven may be the best option for any crossover interactions, only because his curse allows him to travel between different realities, and even merge realities if he’s not careful… (not to say that he’s the only muse I’ll use for crossovers: all my muses are open for that ^_^) 💙 For Wolf Grunt: They’re a lone wolf when it comes to Team Skull (pun intended), and actually have a hard time opening up to any other grunt. Deep down, they're homesick...not entirely for Morty’s home, but for Sinnoh. If there are any muses from Sinnoh, Wolf Grunt may latch onto you like a leech ._. 💚 For N Harmonia: Somebody help the poor tree boy learn that self-gratification is not the same as self-confidence c’: Yes, N actually has a really low self-esteem (as he’s still trying to find himself & his purpose), and only acts narcissistic as a facade to hide his true emotions. 💚 Also, since N talks to Pokemon, I’d love for him to interact with some Pokemon muses (again, not to say that I’ll only use N for interacting with Pokemon muses ^_^) ❤️ For AZ: Lysandre muses! AZ needs to learn that it’s ok to love his family. Even if he’ll act pretty hostile to Lysandre at first, deep down he wants nothing but the best for him. He sees his brother in Lysandre, and if he’s not true to his feelings, he may end up ignoring Lysandre like he did to his brother (which is the last thing he wants). ❤️ Otherwise, somebody. Hug the gentle giant. Please. Just. Go into my inbox right now and hug him. I’m a sucker for AZ hugs c’: 🖤 For Guzma: Er...I already get enough interaction with Guzma as is...But he does have a secret power that no one, not even himself, knows about. That’s all I’ll say...
Offered interactions: 💜 Eusine’s a musician: in fact, it’s his passion! If your band needs a drummer, he’s your guy. He’s also great for livening up parties, as he loves to do water tricks for anyone. 💛 Morty has his own Psychic reading business! Worried about the future? Old ghosts of the past keep haunting you? Or are you just curious about your lucky numbers? Morty can do it all. (interactions will need to be plotted first of course...unless you don’t mind any infomodding ._.; ) 💎 Steven doesn’t really have anything to offer...unless you’re itching for some reality-warping shenanigans. This can range from turning water into wine or turning the moon into a blood-red moon (again, must be plotted first, considering how reluctant he is with using his powers &  dark his powers can become…) 💙 Wolf Grunt can, and will, beat you up. In fact, they’re looking for someone to fight with everyday. 💚 N doesn’t have much to offer either...Unless you’re a Pokemon. He loves speaking to wild Pokemon. ❤️ AZ can do pretty much anything: cooking, playing musical instruments, designing clothes. The only person holding him back from doing it all is himself. 🖤 Like Wolf, Guzma can and will beat you up. He’s always armed.
Current open post/s: Check the #open rp tag & the #prompts tag, those are always open ^_^
Anything else?: - I live in US Central Time if that helps - All links to my muse’s pages & their relationship to each other can be found in the rules page (Rule 8 specifically) - Please for the love of AZ someone critique me on my main verse it sucks
Tagging: No. You can do this if you want & say I tagged you.
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sweet-xoxo-thatcares · 4 years ago
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Do you remember?
😳 I don’t think you remember the “exact moment” I felt a spark for you. You A.D.D. mf)
But yea, I had a crush on you since then.
I made a sad cover of “Sprung” by T-Pain the night that I realized I actually did like you. And that I was ok with it. I had finally accepted it. I fell for my coworker who was already in a relationship. But that was late of January 2019.
I think we had this conversation in December.
Right around the end of Fall Semester at the college bookstore.
I remember I walked over to the unofficial, packing table that was placed right before you to get to the bookshelves of all this many textbooks that I never gave a fuck about.
We were unpacking boxes of school supplies for inventory with a few others.
I started grabbing some boxes while you said “Hey, what's up?”
And Then I probably awkwardly, “Alright, How’s it going?”
I don’t know why I was nervous around you. Probably because this was our only other time we had to talk other than those last 2 that made me very uncomfortable and confused. 
(I used to be so jittery around that time, because I hated being the newbie, in a new place with a bunch of people I didn’t know. I was shy, silent, observant and goofy awkward if someone tried to talk to me. I avoided being in view of conversations because I hated being in the center of attention. It was too uncomfortable. )
Convo #1
The first day we met, was my training day with another new girl named Nicole.
I had asked you and her for your names as I introduced myself
And I noticed your voice was a lot deeper than I expected it to be? Compared your soft white-like pale skin. I thought you were Latino-mixed. I had no idea that you were black, too. (omgg this sounds so racist typing this shit out loud lmaooo wtf) You kinda sounded similar to my cousin Joq, who’s a firefighter.
I seemed a bit taller than you, but your brown hair was kinda cute. It was like a curly top with a faded cut on both sides. Your natural Brown hair was my favorite on you. Cause’ sometimes I saw speckles of light brown, gold, and grey when you were outside or took pictures in the sunlight. You seemed chill, and you had these cute fluffy cheeks like they were freshly made dough covered in baker’s flour. Like right before they toss it up in the air to make it bounce.
Plus, I didn’t know if you were a girl or a boy. Or just a girl, who like dressing up like a tomboy. Because you had very pretty eyes. And I didn't notice any facial hair.....but no I wasn't looking hard at your face. It was just stuff I remembered to look back on later on that day. I didn’t want to ask, because one, thats none of my business and two, I couldn’t make eye contact with you. It just didn’t seem right at the time. I glanced, but not too hard because eye contact still makes me uncomfortable to this very day.
I had asked you if you could show me how to clock-in, how to post a timeline thing for the store’s facebook out of curiosity because I saw you do one, and I didn’t know how to put the size tags on the hooks of the hangers....which was new to me too. You seemed a lil tight lipped, so I probably thought I should stop asking you for help. I didn’t know you preferred being called “they” until that one girl with shaved head, I think Jordan, had answered my question about you being a guy or a girl. I wanted to know, but I wondered if I was like that, I would have assumed someone was being too nosy or judgmental. So I didn't speak to you about it until later. Also, you had a very intimidating smile. Maybe it was because I had never seen you smile with your teeth out unless it was because you were laughing at a joke I made or something weird I said.
Convo #2
I don’t know how it started, but I was readjusting clothes to put back onto their hangers and I saw you were in between register 2 and 3. This was the first time I had found out you had a girlfriend....who also worked at the same store....fucking kill me.
Because she started to walk in, and then you yelled to me, “Do you got a bae?” from across the counter I was standing at. And I said “Huh? No”
In my head, Im like why are you asking me that? But then as she came into your view you said “Cuz I got a bae.” And she came behind the register where you were at to clock in and you ignored me and greeted her with a kiss. Then you pointed at her and said to me “That’s my bae.” 
And I looked at you so confused like....you fucking weirdo.
And this all happened within a span of like 8 seconds or so....
It was like you were so curious to know if I was single or not, because later on you had asked me again like as if you had forgot, 
“Do you got a bae?” 
“No.”
But you said it so quick it was like weird because it was in passing that you asked me that again. Like how could you forget that you asked me that? And why were you asking me that if you had a girlfriend already? Were you trying to set me up with someone else? I didn’t want any trouble with you, so I kinda backed off from you because one, I barely even knew you to have that kinda question answered. But me being in shock that you asked, made me blurt out no....like nooo wtf I wasn’t supposed to answer. I used to stick to my morals, tough.
OK>>>SO BACK TO WHEN MY CRUSH STARTED
We were unpacking boxes, greetings...
You asked me “Where you from?” And somehow we were talking about how weird and thirsty it was for Bella to make a set of her phone number out on paper for her to pass to all these college guys. You said it was because she liked getting guy’s attention. And I said yea with all those business cards. 
And then somehow the topic of Bella’s sexuality had us talking about our own. 
You had asked me if I was gay and I hesitantly said, “I wasn’t sure.” Cause I wasn’t sure if I wanted people know that I was at least bicurious because of my mom. My dad eh.... I was more afraid of her ever finding out. Also, because I honestly never quite had the chance to officially know, I had only looked at certain girls in that certain way unless I had gotten to know them a little better, if I already knew they was gay, or I was just watching lesbian porn. I especially like tongue kissing videos the most. Idk why tongue sucking make out vids was such a clit boner for me. Especially when they suck each others....hold up back to the story 🤣.
But then, you told me that the first time you lost virginity was in third grade. You said “I think about sex all the time.”
And this is where I said “Oh,” because it wasn’t like you were casually saying this. Your eyes changed. 
They grew so full, so big and so dark, I didn't even know why you were looking at me like that and how the fuck did you make me so fucking scared and aroused all at the same time. Like I said “eye contact makes me uncomfortable” (It was an adrenal thing...I think. Lets just say anxiety for rn.)
Especially when it looks like a big, bad wolf wants to see what you taste like.
You walked away to go help a customer, but as you came back you asked “so are you a virgin?” and I said “Huh?”
I was still short stiff with a clit boner that I tried to make go away, how else was I supposed to feel??? I was like oohhhhhh shittttt are we gay? I don’t even know what exactly “they” are.
I noticed you started to stare at me a little bit too longer than you should have been looking at my face, but I could understand why now. You knew.
You knew that I was attracted to you.
And my flushed cheeks would not go down as you kept looking at me when we talked. I think thats when we got separated again, because boss told me to start helping people in the aisles.
I looked at you differently after,
I didn’t know what made me pulse up like that for you, because I rarely got clit boners. I thought it was a sign, because it was blinking. Just like my heart was beating.
Looking back on it now, you probably were praying on me, since I was a virgin. You told me way later on that you liked sex with virgins. How come I didn’t runaway after you said that?....I was a blind fool for those eyes. 
Fuck. 
I ignored all those red flags lol. You know what's even more weirder, I just realized you set that story up 1st to ask me if I was a virgin first, then you asked me if I was gay. But then again, I did mention “what would you say is another word for vagina?” I said “blossom😊” and you said “blossom🤨?” 
Cause of course, the only pussy I’ve seen was on porn, but I didn’t watch them “up-close masturbation” videos until after we....😳 
How dumb, innocent, and naive I must have been.
I had a hard time accepting my crush for you because you were my 1st gay crush. I came out the closet for you. Over Christmas break, I had to rationalize what it all meant: do we have romantic feelings? do we care if you had a dick, pussy, or none (because you were nonbinary, but I still wanted you), do we care if this crush never comes out because you had a girlfriend? How desperate was I to kiss you? I had never kissed someone outside my gender...I had only kissed one guy that I found out was my cousin at 16. I was 22 and never had a real kiss, still a virgin, still in the closet....at my mom’s house.
My insecurities were through the roooofff and my overthinking made me hesitant to even consider ever ever ever ever telling you...because 2019 was about to start and we were about to get let off as temp workers. I thought maybe I should just let it go because you started working somewhere else and I never saw you at the store for awhile.
Even when boss ended your term 1st, I was so sad, so emotional because I never got to hang out with you like that. We used to play tag with the note clips on people’s shirts, and I used to crack jokes about Brian’s hair patch. It was fun, but I was ready to give up until I saw you at your last day. 
I wanted to help you out, but you said you got it when you were putting up calculators. In my head, I was like noooo, let me help you out. Its your last day, how else am I going to see you again? You didn't even have a facebook or instagram with your name, I checked 1st 🥺. I thought maybe it was supposed to be short lived like a crush...until I had my 1st dream about you and I was like ohhhh hellllll nahhhh. Its a sign bitch, go. 
So I got you and your gf number off the employee directory list boss had for us to contact each other in case we wanted to trade shifts. 
I texted something similar to you like “hey, just wanted to say goodbye to you since I didn't get the chance...”
(which was true because I said goodbye to you the day you came back in to get your scarf, and then you left. Without saying anything back to me out the door. I thought maybe my voice was too soft...or you just didn’t like me as a person..... 😔)
“Just wanted to say it was nice working with you. Maybe I’ll see you around campus?”
But you must have left me on read because I didn't hear nothing back for 2weeks until your gf invited me and some coworkers to go bowling late in January...right around this time. I was the only one that showed up like lol wtf. 
I felt like an idiot after we started talking about Taylor.
Thats when I heard my head’s dark side say “BINGO”
Because I had no idea you two were having a threesome with her. In fact I was a little bit jealous that you two were seemed so close as friends...compared to you and I. But I thought it was weird when Bella asked you about if she should hook up with Taylor, you said “Nah, she a little too crazy for you.”
That shoulda been my hint.
Cause’ you even talked about looking at other girls with Key, and I became jealous and insecure then too,
Because Key, looked like a fucking bulldog. Why tf would you want to have sex with her? (my jealous petty thoughts...smh) I looked wayyyyy prettier than her. I thought I should have been the more worthy one to have ben chosen.
I thought you must have liked skinny girls to have liked Taylor like that.
And yea...that me fall down in my esteem too. Sighhhhhh, I thought she must have been lucky to have been picked by you.
Ewwww why am I going goo-goo-ga-ga all over again.
What still rattles me up to this day is...why was I so jealous of your “sub-slutstitues” and not your actual girlfriend? I never understood that. 
Was it because me and her were actually starting to become friends and I wasn’t bothered by you and her’s chemistry. It was weird af for me, because usually I would have scowled at someone who was with someone I wanted. 
But I guess I actually liked her too,
Which made this last part pretty hard to accept.
That I was a bad friend to her too,
I had only became friends with her to get closer to you, but in the process I wanted her to stay too. We were comfortable with each other and I never experienced being comfortable with intimacy with another woman like her. She made me feel calm, but in a different way than you did. She made me calm like a mother would...like I was a motherless child.
That touch that I had been so longing for, was right there.
And I knew it, after she kissed me. There was no going back. Like I’m right here for both of you now. Not just one.
It was sad, comforting, and rejuvenating all at the same time. 
You guys sparked a light in me that I knew I had, but was afraid to light it because of what other people wanted me to be. I never knew that I could make my own choices and do as I pleased because I was always in my mother’s spotlight. And so they became home in my heart and she became my ease of pain.
Maybe I just didn't want to be alone. But I swear, something felt different between you guys and I was so close to proposing us throuple rings. But thats not what she wanted....nuh uh.
Something changed after that 1st lil passionate moment.
Its like she didn’t want me, I was just using you to have some fun.
What I thought was true, wasn't true at all.
And just like that she became my mother. And just like my real mother, I hate her all over again. 
I thought how could you be with someone who was so cold and bitter?
She never liked me, she was emotionally unavailable.
Thats why my heart didn’t go ding for her like it did for you. It was like she was always gone, but she was always there.
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hii!
manifesting xiao for you!!!!! it surely will be worth it after all that wait and all those rolls shsjdhsj <3 you’ll probably upgrade him and his weapons and talents and all that right away too, huh? spilling all your recourses on one stotic lil boy 👅 (can’t say i blame ya he deserves it) FUNNY YOU MENTION THAT when i did the guiding light seal puzzle before the stormterror battle i accidentally forgot to change kaeya’s weapon to the ones i’ve upgraded so he was stuck with the dull sword and i was like why the FUCK doesn’t he do any damage and then it hit me . yikes 😬 Lmao has that ever happened to you?
oh really? reading all of that makes it seem like we’re in the bad end of the stick dhdhdjdjfh but you made me curious to try it out tbh... now where could i get a hold on a pc..... hm
yeah omg you’ve gotten so far now i can’t imagine how bizarre it would be to revert back to giving like 10 dmg and facing level 3 villains lmao still sometimes even i find myself missing the early days things weren’t as stressful then ): do you?
school did start which is why haikyuu is perfect!! it’s been keeping me very warm and happy tbh... 🥺 you know something i noticed this time watching is that kagehina are Always around each other. i honestly don’t remember them doing that but watching now it’s like at almost every scene they are either standing next to each other or showing up to the other’s scene and it’s like??? damn???? y’all live like this? idk if that changes in future eps but right now it’s Constant. i love it.
dude i’m such a nostalgia person i’m always up for a trip to the good ol’ days bc sometimes you just gotta go back to things for your own sake. but fun Fact i started watching voltron after it ended so i missed so much of the hype while it was ongoing.. literally came into it while it was a goddamn mess. i knew that klance wouldn’t be canon but watching i couldn’t help but hope... how was it stanning while it was ongoing?
(you saying that reminds me of the what if we kissed meme..... what if we kissed in the genshin co-op mode 😳 anyway you’re at such a high level idk how much i could help you... i suppose we could just run around but yeah i do play in europe... 😭)
RED AND BLUE GAYS!!!!!! RED AND BLUE GAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the purple light were mega gay like hello????? especially since lance is bi and it was Him that said the line and hfjdhdhsjdjdhdj fuck ! i’m so sad now ever since we started talking about them i’ve just been missing them sooooo much it’s crazy... KEITH DESERVES THE UNIVERSE he’s so sweet and caring in his own way and he grew so much like compare s8 keith with s1 keith and see!!!! he matured so much and god . at least he’s helping the galaxy with his lesbians now
dude i wanted to say that but i was scared it was an unpopular opinion.... hunk and pidge could be so mean to him sometimes for no reason or just shoo him aside and no??? don’t do that to your friend????? it irked me sometimes bc you could see that he got upset about it but he felt like he had no one to turn to 😭😭😭😭😭 kms but keith. keith is good.
THE I LOVE YOU SCENE did it also take you sooo much by surprise like i remember watching and just going AAAAAA??????!!!??!!?? and the art???? mister anime keith kogane?????? it was so beautiful and so perfect and so sad ughhhhhhh funny how keith has 2 out of the three i love you scenes on voltron even tho he’s the stotic type .
i’m thinking but honestly all i want is some fluffy angst... a punch in the gut with some final kissing . i love fics that rewrite the sunset scene always chefs kiss... or you know how in season 7 for some reason they always called out for each other first? like when lance has his crashing scene keith yells out lance come in twice??? or when they are stuck in the galra prison and they yell out each other’s names???? idk something about that would be amazing to read???? ok i rambled idk rewritten canon klance is just Mwah... OH IM SO EXCITED TO READ THOSE SNIPPETS EEEEEEE :DDDDDD TY FOR SENDING THAT
i’m soooo glad you liked the fanart when i saw it i HAD to send it your way... it’s the little bois in their animal hats 😭😭🥺 i love them so much it’s soooooo cute 😭😭 i’ve been stalking the original tweet and there’s some other version and they’re super adorable too 😭😭😭😭😭😭
hope you had a wonderful day today + yesterday... take care <333
hey heyyyy~
actually i don’t think i have many resources to give him bc im focusing on levelling up my team for the ascension rn FJKHDSKFHSDKJFHSDK but for sure i will do it... anything for him 😩 AHAHAH nooooo but yes ! during the chalk prince dragon event i used festering desire in dragonspine but my higher levelled sword everywhere else, but sometiems i forgot to switch back and was stuck with shit damage 💀
yeah actually i see a lot of poeple complain about not being able to do missions on mobile either (or having a really hard time with it) fskjhfksj but there are for sure people who would think mobile is better so 🤷‍♀️ to each their own! ahah does anyone in your family have a windows laptop/pc? steal borrow it 🤪
i definitely miss the easier days!! it’s fun going to an area with lower level enemies bc i defeat them so easily.. but then again their drops also aren’t as good so you trade one thing for another i guess lol
ikr?!?!?? like we get it you’re inseparable omg.. it’s so cute when they go seek out asahi as well and hinata hides behind kageyama and then points and at him like he’s showing him off.. lives in my mind rent free 😌
oh i see!!! that’s so brave of you omg you knew all that and still decided to give it a shot? fshfkdsjf. it was. insane. like talking about the positives only, it was just everyone going crazy every time there was a single hint of klance is canon king and just ugh. it was all so exciting and hype and like the energy you know?? especially when there were conventions where they were revealing trailers or new info wow tumblr was buzzing.. (reminds me of when klance was top ship.......) i miss that kinda environment tbh! but also now that i’m in uni i don’t think i’d have the energy to keep up fhskfjds
(WHAT IF WE KISSED!! IN GENSHIN CO-OP!! HAHA JK... UNLESS?! that’s so funny fskdj but i wish 😔😩 makes a second reroll account just for this? HAHAAH. and noooo even if we didn’t do anything i feel like it’d be so fun just running around hfkdsjs. and maybe i could carry you w your quests it’s always been my dream to help someone out like my brother can just come into my world and one-shot enemies 😩 but maybe some day!! cross-server will happen)
:((((((((((( S1 KEITH AND S8 KEITH THE GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT 😭😭😭😭 keith went from being a lone wolf expelled from the garrison to finding his MOTHER!! AND THE BESTEST SPACE WOLF DOGGO!! AND LEADING A FKN ITNERGALACTIC ORGANISATION!~!!!eASKJDHSAFHEHFSDIUHSAZODUQWEQWYRHIASKJDNCSOUADHB. marmora!keith............. both a blessing and a curse.... but that uniform tho 🥵
i cried!!! so much watching that scene lmao!!! can’t remember how i felt at the time but i was probably also surpirsed.. and ikr? that’s poetry in its own tbh we love that keith said the most ‘expressive’ and ‘emotional’ lines the most
sunset scene... sunset scene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg yeah them just calling out for each other’s names first like??? explain please?? omg also remember when keith chose lance in the quiz.. AND LANCE CALLED KEITH THE FUTURE? FUCKING EXPLAIN???????? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! there is no heterosexual explanation. okay but now that you’ve put sunset scene in my head... either rewrite where lance was looking for keith to confess to him bc they were going back to space and he wanted to get it out or.. in the future where klance are together and lance has a dream about it and suddenly realises wait. did keith already like me back then. and then they talk about it ... hmmmmm . AND WOOOO NO PROBLEM!! HOPE YOU ENJOY <33
i def have to look at the other versions!!! honestly this meme is kinda the best thing out there rn so many cute baby renditions of charas.. blessed!! i love them all sm...
thank you!! hope yours have been great too, and school is treating you well :**
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Send Nude Pics of Your Heart to Me
James Potter to Mrs. Wife: lily can we have another baby?
Lily Potter to Wears Socks to Bed: R u going to text me that every time Harry does something cute?
James Potter: yes
Lily Potter: U know if we got one every time u asked we’d have like 35 babies by now??
James Potter: i’d be okay with that
James Potter: they might give us our own tv programme
James Potter: lil and jim and their kin 
Lily Potter: Ur right what’s the point of having children if not to pimp them out for reality television
Sirius Black to Babe: u know it’s extremely rude to fuck in the house while ur babysitter is downstairs watching ur kid
James Potter to Hot Stuff: i don’t pay u to complain 
Sirius Black: u are literally not paying me
Sirius Black: i am doing this out of love for this little banshee
James Potter: we made u godfather. and u can have dibs if i knock lily up 2nite
Sirius Black: fine but at least play some music or smth christ what are u doing to her?????
Lily Potter to The Other Woman: Quit texting James while we’re fucking 
Lily Potter: Tho he is surprisingly good at multitasking 
Sirius Black to Sugar Tits: only if u make him call u daddy 
Lily Potter: Deal
James Potter to James Has A Daddy Kink: lupin will you look after harry next weekend? sirius is permanently banned from babysitting
Sirius Black: Still godfather m8
James Potter: not anymore remus is godfather now
Peter Pettigrew: am i not on the list??
James Potter: you will get on the list once u stop screaming every time he poos
Peter Pettigrew: fair enough 
Remus Lupin: Can I be godfather when Harry’s like ten? Babies are terrifying
Sirius Black: i will not stand for this betrayal 
Sirius Black changed the chat name to James Wanked To McGonagall For All Of Year 9.
Peter Pettigrew: pretty sure it was longer than year 9 👀👀👀👀
James Potter: it’s not embarrassing if ur not ashamed
Remus Lupin: If you’re gonna text me at work at least leave my colleagues’ names out of the group chat 
Peter Pettigrew: should u b texting while ur teaching?
Remus Lupin: The kids are using their phones to film for a presentation it’s fine probably
Sirius Black: see potter? he’s already showing he’s bad w/ kids he’s gonna let harry on the internet unsupervised
James Potter: harry is 1
Sirius Black: ur never too young 2 start developing abandonment issues 
Remus Lupin changed the chat name to Sirius Wanked to Yugioh in Sixth Form.
Sirius Black: listen here u little shit
James Potter to Ginger Spice: lily look!!!
Lily Potter to Daddy’s Girl: U have sent me 12 pictures of Harry dressed as a penguin in the past 2 minutes
Lily Potter: (((And I have loved every single 1 of them our baby is the cutest?!?!)))
James Potter: i fucking know right
James Potter: legitimately he’s better than other babies
Lily Potter: Our baby could take the Longbottoms baby in a fight
James Potter: our baby could take DUMBLEDORE in a fight
Lily Potter: I mean ur right but
Lily Potter: In what situation would our son be fighting the headmaster of our secondary school
James Potter: idk but he’d fuckin wreck him have u seen how hard he pulls on hair he’d rip that beard right the fuck off
Lily Potter: Tru
Remus Lupin to Jimbo: How did you get i’m a furry to autocorrect to i’m a furry
Remus Lupin: DAMN IT I MEAN I’M A FURRY
James Potter to Dances with Wolves: we’ve all known for a long time remus i’m not here to judge u
Remus Lupin: I’M NOT A FURRY
Remus Lupin: I’M A FURRY
James Potter: u seem to be experiencing some conflicting emotions
Remus Lupin: I’m trying to say I’M S I C K
James Potter: of hiding ur true nature as a furry? we’re sick of ur denial as well mate
Remus Lupin: You are officially disowned 
James Potter: ur not my real dad 
Peter Pettigrew to Remus is a Furry: so are u like a brony or do u dress up as a wolf and sniff people? 
James Potter: the 2nd one definitely 
Sirius Black: idk man i think i saw him eyeing one of harry’s picture books the other day
Sirius Black: does red riding hood get u going
Petter Pettigrew: lmao
Remus Lupin: Potter I’m gonna murder you
James Potter: just try it my son will avenge me 
Sirius Black: oooooo he’s got u remus what r u gonna do fight a baby
Remus Lupin: I will explain to Harry about how his father was a bellend and he will take my side
James Potter: lies. harry will never doubt my honour. just the other day peter sneezed on me and harry bit him
Peter Pettigrew: thought he bit me bc hes teething?
James Potter: irrelevant 
James Potter to Never Furget: remus did u change all my profile pics to screencaps from bambi
Remus Lupin to Jimmy Neutron: Why do you ask?
James Potter: bc everyone is commenting on them but i can’t see them or take them down what did u do
Remus Lupin: Maybe the universe did this to you James
Remus Lupin: The world is trying to tell you who the real furry here is
Remus Lupin to Jimothy: Did you buy me a fucking bunny?
James Potter to Froot Lupes: remus i know ur new to pet ownership but bunnies aren’t for fucking
Remus Lupin: James. Why did someone deliver a rabbit to my house
James Potter: i thought u could use some company
James Potter: since ur both
Remus Lupin: DO NOT
James Potter: furry
Remus Lupin: I’m moving to Australia
Remus Lupin to James is Not One of Us: Just because I’m keeping the bunny doesn’t mean you’re forgiven
Remus Lupin: It’s for the children. My students have fallen in love with it
Sirius Black: sure ““““ur students””” fell in love with it 
Sirius Black: speaking of children who r u gonna turn to now potter
Sirius Black: if i’m banned from babysitting and u and remus r on the outs
James Potter: pete’s still here 
Peter Pettigrew: yeah im still here
Sirius Black: peter tell me how you change a nappy without looking at wikihow
Peter Pettigrew: um
James Potter: our house has wifi? 
Lily Potter to Bambi: Peter Pettigrew is not babysitting for us ever again
Lily Potter: He flushed a disposable nappy today
Lily Potter: Naked Sunday is canceled 
James Potter to Faline: but it’s the day of our lord lily
James Potter to Boyz II Men: congratulations sirius ur hereby reinstated as godfather 
Sirius Black: good bc i’m thinking of getting a sidecar for my motorbike
James Potter: harry is not allowed on ur motorbike until he is at least 9
Remus Lupin: I think you’re forgetting how Harry got home from the hospital
James Potter: fine. harry is allowed if both lily and i are also on it
Peter Pettigrew: #parenting
Peter Pettigrew: i got fired today btw
James Potter: what? why???
Sirius Black: what did u do
Remus Lupin: Are you alright?
Peter Pettigrew: im fine 
Peter Pettigrew: director was just looking for “something else”
Sirius Black: that’s shit
James Potter: sorry pete 
Remus Lupin: Is there anything we can do to help?
Peter Pettigrew: idk maybe we could just hang out and talk?
James Potter: sure we can do that 
Sirius Black: i’m not good w/ emotional intimacy
Sirius Black: how do u feel abt alcohol?
James Potter to Meri Jaan: i msis u
James Potter: ur os pretty 
Lily Potter to You Are My Soniya: It’s 2am love
James Potter: i kno btu thsi is v importnat
Lily Potter: What is it?
James Potter: i lvoe sirius
Lily Potter: Unbelievable 
James Potter: and u!!11111
James Potter: also im srory if i pee on hte rose bsushes a gain
Sirius Black to Blossom Powerpuff: just so u know we’ve taken james’s phone from him 
Sirius Black: but he says i’ve gotta tell u that ur his favourite wife
Lily Potter to Mojo Jojo: I’m his only wife
Sirius Black: james says ‘irrelevant’ 
James Potter to Heart Eyes: love u’ve gotta stop sexting me while i’m w/ clients
Lily Potter to Poop Emoji: Why’s that?
James Potter: i’m developing some kind of pavlovian response
James Potter: every time i look at a surrealist painting i get an erection
Lily Potter: Paint me like one of ur french abstractions from reality
James Potter: sex fiend 
Lily Potter: U love it 
Remus Lupin to Lil Wayne: You and James need to stop have things delivered to my house
Remus Lupin: I promise you I can feed myself without a 15 year old dropping off a week’s worth of groceries 
Lily Potter to R. Kelly: Bread and chocolate is not a diet Remus
Remus Lupin: It has kept me alive this long 
Lily Potter: Ur lucky we don’t have u move in. James says ur too skinny these days
Remus Lupin: James is built like a broomstick
Lily Potter: ...
Lily Potter: I want to defend him bc he is my husband but.... u right
Remus Lupin: Then will you stop trying to parent me
Lily Potter: Don’t talk back to ur mother Lupin
James Potter to The Lady from the Bee Movie: evans r u wearing my jeans again
Lily Potter to Jerry Seinfield: No
James Potter: ur having a picnic with bathilda in her garden and harry and i are in our sitting room w/ the curtains open i can literally see u
Lily Potter: Maybe these are mine
James Potter: i’m almost a foot taller than u and ur jeans r not that long
Lily Potter: If they r ur jeans what are you going to do about it
James Potter: ur gonna catch these hands
James Potter: in ur own bc i love u
James Potter: but i still want my jeans back
Lily Potter: I want my pre-baby figure back m8
James Potter: touché 
Sirius Black to Cars 2: pete how would u feel abt modeling
Peter Pettigrew to The Lion King: funny 
Peter Pettigrew: hard to get an acting job thats not typecast 
Sirius Black: i’m srs
Sirius Black: i mean. u know what i mean
Peter Petitgrew: modelings fine. i’ve done some hand stuff
Sirius Black: sometimes when reg can’t make a job his agency will offer it to me
Sirius Black: and i told them i wouldn’t do it unless i could bring a friend
Peter Pettigrew: thanks... u didnt have to do that
Sirius Black: don’t make it weird peter just take the job 
Sirius Black to Peter Does Hand Stuff: i’m handsome right
Sirius Black: like i am good looking
James Potter: tru
Remus Lupin: yeah
Sirius Black: then how did i get kicked off a photoshoot so they could take more pictures of pettigrew
Peter Pettigrew: dorcas said it was bc ur face is too unnatural
Peter Pettigrew: no one looks like that in real life
Sirius Black: i look like this in real life!!!
Peter Pettigrew: anyway dorcas told me they want me to be the face of the whole campaign which is cool
James Potter: that’s fantastic pete!!
Remus Lupin: Congrats Peter!
Sirius Black: i can’t believe u would sell me out
Peter Pettigrew: were all just trying to survive capitalism sirius
Sirius Black: so money is worth more than our friendship
James Potter: sirius u don’t even like modelling
Remus Lupin: Also you don’t need the money, you’ve got your inheritance and your radio work
Sirius Black: i like to know who has a price they can be bought for
Sirius Black: in case one of us ends up murdered
James Potter: walburga really fucked u up huh
Lily Potter to Put A Ring On It: R u on your way home?
James Potter to Crazy In Love: on the tube
James Potter: did u want takeaway again? bc i kno the chinese made u sick the other night so maybe i can just get u soup?
Lily Potter: No I’m fine I just wanted to know when you were coming back
Lily Potter: I have news
James Potter: tell me. the man beside me is cutting his hair and it’s getting on my trousers. i could do with good news
Lily Potter: I’ll tell u when ur home
James Potter: evans u can’t just dangle news in front of me like that and then take it away i demand answers
Lily Potter: It’s in-person news
James Potter: r we getting divorced? is this bc i said prefer 7/11 to formation
Lily Potter: That is definitely grounds for divorce but no
James Potter: lily ur worrying me. is everything ok???
James Potter: i’m gonna call
James Potter: i’m losing service hold on
Lily Potter: James we’re going to have another baby
James Potter: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Potter: i love you. i can’t hold u yet so i’m gonna hug the haircut man
Lily Potter: <3 <3 <3
James Potter: i may have just told him we’d name our baby after him how do u feel abt the name christobal
Lily Potter: Hard pass
James Potter: u said that abt me once and now i’ve impregnated u twice so i’m gonna tell him maybe
Lily Potter changed the chat name to Sirius Has Dibs.
Sirius Black: r u hitting on me evans
Sirius Black: u do realize ur husband is also on this chat. i mean i’m up for a menage a potter but what will we tell harry 
Peter Pettigrew: james’s parents like adopted u this is definitely some kind of incest
Sirius Black: “Definitely Some Kind of Incest” is the black family motto
Remus Lupin: Tbh I’m surprised you don’t have a tail
Sirius Black: how do u kno that i don’t u don’t kno my life
Lily Potter: It’s good 2 know our children will have positive role models
James Potter: it’s too late for harry we’ll just have to get better friends with this one
Peter Pettigrew: ????????
Sirius Black: ur not
Sirius Black: U ARE
Remus Lupin: Congratulations?!
Sirius Black: UR HAVING A FETUS
Peter Pettigrew: BLIMEY CONGRATS
Remus Lupin: Wasn’t Harry born literally yesterday? You guys are like rabbits
Sirius Black: i can’t believe evans is ““in trouble”” again this is wild i bet it’s bc euphemia used all those metaphors while giving u the sex talk
James Potter: papa don’t preach
Sirius Black: i love it when u call me papa
Sirius Black: wait do i have dibs bc of.... u guys r disgusting 
Lily Potter: Does that mean u don’t want dibs?
Sirius Black: NO I HAVE DIBS ON ALL POTTER CHILDREN NOW AND FOREVER THEY’RE GONNA BE MY ARMY TO FIGHT REMUS’S SECONDARY SCHOOL KIDS
Remus Lupin: I can’t in good conscience send eleven-year-olds to war but on the other hand you’re on
Peter Pettigrew: £5 on the fetus 
Lily Potter: £1000 on the fetus Potter Progeny United
James Potter: this is why i married u 
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