#unholy this man is UNHOLY

[inkykeiji]

i need um, an audio file solely comprised of the noises alhaitham makes while climbing for, uh, reasons

[zzoupz]

happy pri demon th or something

[mangozic]

joy of creation

[kmpshitposter]

Regular John

[naiadic]

I have so many emotions about the finale but I also have thoughts

~~~~~~~SPOILERS~~~~~~~

First off, AAAA HES SO BABYGIRL, but more importantly he implies he was with Eve, too

Now admittedly, what he "had to offer" could have just been free will and the fruit of knowledge, but given the sexual vibe here I really want to believe this man got busy with Eve as well

But that also raises the question..

...we know Lilith is Charlie's mother, but was Lilith really the one that raised her? In almost every mention of Lilith we see her horns, but not in those family photos (or her finale scene, come to think of it...)

Plus I mean we have this whole hair thing going on, Lilith is usually shown to have swooped back hair, like a lil pompadour deal, while Eve has straight unstyled hair. Idk about you but it sure looks like Lilith loved and cared about charlie, but somewhere in there Eve came in and started being Bad Mom

i think there's a lot to be uncovered there. Somehow, somewhere the girls must be pulling a twin-switcharoo on us, I Just KNOW IT

Then we have Adam

I feel like its almost guaranteed that fucker is gonna pop up in hell, hiding for awhile or otherwise, just like Sir Pentious popped up in heaven after dying. They're both human souls! He's committed pretty much every sin during his time in heaven (pride, lust, and wrath being the most prevalent) and if sinners can rise by doing well, angels can fall by doing bad

Then..well...Alastor.

Honestly homeboy is still quite a mystery. It's clear to me he's made a soul contract that binds his powers, somehow making him weaker than he could be. Whether this was with Lilith or someone else is up for debate, but most fans think it was Lil herself.

One piece of possible evidence for this is in E1 when Zestial mentions rumors of Alastor "falling to holy arms". He says this BEFORE any mention of Charlie, too.

Personally, I think Alastor might not even be a human soul, or that he's somehow made a deal with himself for better control of his soul, and maybe he fucked it up somehow or had another deal impact it, just because of what he said during the finale about sinner's recognizing their full potential. I look forward to seeing his story play out!

(Also I wonder if he has some sort of power bank deal cuz that cut healed suspiciously quick once he got to all that green light...maybe he's got an item that lets him access bits of his greater power? And repair that staff of his?)

So yeah that concludes my rant, Im so fucking excited for S2

EDIT: Someone pointed out that Sir Pentious wasnt killed by an angelic weapon, but by a power blast if sorts (plus we dont SEE him physically die). That makes me wonder if he might've simply ascended at the last moment rather than specifically dying and then respawning...if that's the case maybe Adam won't return..

[cheekylittlepupp]

I'm never getting over him..

[spinningspencer]

This is what we're talking about when we talk about dom!Spencer

[ura-niia]

This silly guy reminds me of will wood

[the-palelady]

medic!reader who loves strawberries and ghost who enjoys watching you practically drool over them

• everyone was sitting in the mess hall, loud banter filling the large room

• despite being hidden away in the infirmary where you worked, you still joined ghost, soap, and gaz for lunch as often as you could and today was a slow enough day, so you decided to join them

• gaz and soap normally did the talking, but every now and then you’d add a soft comment or laugh at one of their terrible jokes

• ghost simply listened, not exactly paying attention to what was being said most times

• however, today ghost had noticed how quiet you had been since you sat down

• he subtly peeked at you through his peripheral, and what he saw made his lips twitch into the smallest smile under his mask

• he almost missed it, the way you peeked over at his plate with a pleading expression

• he tried to follow your line of sight, and at the very end of that line was the pile of perfectly plump, red strawberries sitting on his plate

• ghost could even spot the tiny bit of drool that pooled at the corner of your mouth

• before he could say anything, gaz and soap had roused your attention and you quickly looked away from his tray, your focus now back on the two men before you

• you answered whatever it was they had asked, but you were clearly distracted

• after you finished talking you went back to your plate, and ghost let out an inaudible chuckle at the quick glances you were throwing the strawberries

• johnny and gaz began to argue about something as they always did, so ghost took this chance

• without a word, he pushed his plate in your direction, immediately getting your attention

• your bright eyes fell onto his tray, then slowly panned up towards his face with a quizzical expression

• if you looked close enough you could see the crinkles at the corners of his eyes from the smile that was hidden under the mask

• “want ‘em?”

• the question was pretty straight forward, but you still stared up at him like a deer caught in headlights

• he pushed the plate a bit closer and this time you looked down at the bright red fruits, then back to him

• “are you sure?”

• your voice was so quiet, practically a whisper, and his gut churned at how sweet it sounded

• “all yours,” he said with a nod

• your hand slowly reached up towards the tray and you grabbed one of the berries, popping the bottom of it into your mouth and taking a bite

• as soon as the juices entered your mouth, your free hand came up to your cheek and you hummed at the sweet, savory flavor

• he could see your cheeks turn pink with delight, and as your eyes opened he swore he could see stars twinkling inside of them

• ghost swore from that day on to grab as many strawberries as he could, sometimes even taking all that was left and leaving none for anyone else in the cafeteria

[sorrowsofsilence]

amen

[1neyed]

Need him so badly 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[zzoupz]

business man

[coffeenonsense]

astarion's disapproval is so fucking funny sometimes I just told isobel she's about to get kidnapped and he's the only person in my party who got huffy about this decision. Including shadowheart who has been looming over my tav's shoulder like an angry goth pufferfish this entire interaction.

like. excuse me for protecting the one person in a 50 mile radius who's making sure everyone's skin, INCLUDING YOURS, doesn't flake off from necrotic damage like a desiccated corn husk. My audacity truly knows no bounds.

[megamindsecretlair]

If yall would've seen this nasty ass Terry fic in my head, yall wouldve chase me off the innanet 😩

[strawberrylemongrass]

Joan Ward,,, save me,,, Joan Ward,,, save me Joan Ward,,,

@zzoupz your transfem John/Joan has been haunting me so I had to draw her (with an attempt at 80s hair ofc)

[piowasthere]

pio im begging you stop being 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

N O U .

for everybody else - u get no context. just know we had a convo about Solar in a harness.

Bug, i'm just letting u know that this is ur fault.

idc if it was my idea, u manifested it now.