#unhinged self serving paranoid fantasy time
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listen, i know that integrating military operations into americas civil infrastructure -- such as with power grids, interstate systems, and industrial contracting -- already serves as:
a perfect cultural and fiscal conduit to divert public support and implicate public productivity in global imperialist expansion of capital
a keystone to the integrity of society as a ubiquitous undercover presence of institutionalized vigilance
a subsequent impediment of potential foes' ability to discern and target discrete military infrastructure without risking mass civilian suffering.
i get it. but i think we should get just one thing. be the sprout that cracks the parking lot.
well accomplish it through conventional political means of course, lobby for something innocuous enough that it wont alert them to the potential disruption of their delusion of defending common sentiment about security and safety, but just practical enough to mark them and isolate their operations from civilian life. heres how we can sell it.
you know, it's such a shame that our angels in blue are protected by the same sheet metal and shatter proof glass fortifications as potential criminals.
a pity that our last defense against anarchy have to work with headlights on par with average civilian SUV lumens.
neglectful, reprehensibly so, that we haven't developed Police Department branded and exlusive fentanyl proof seat textiles and air filters.
the uniform is more than just a civilian with a paint job, yknow? so, in light of trendy rampant disrespect, one could go so far as to say that it would honor our police battalion to incorporate their automotive investments into a top-down, market stable, state owned enterprise, whose products are marked by unparalleled aesthetic and operational excellence.
why does maureen need headlights that bright? those should be reserved for our law enforcement officers to ensure top of the line supervision. dont you think that physically imposing double-wide rims, spokes, and wheel compartments would invoke elegance and authority on our tax-bought chariots of law, and can only be securely produced by a trustworthy sister manufacturer? special mirrors too for insurance reasons. in a different perspective, have we considered that hoods exceeding the height of your average 4th grader could be weaponized against our civil servants?
i know, itll be tough selling the deliberate consolidation and seizure of the wartime democratic power of stock and lobbyist diversity, but i think we need to stand up for whats right. by my calculations, a little pseudo-accelerationist fullerton-fiddling factionalism, in tandem with some clutch political infiltration and cultural warfare in the form of an orchestrated game of patriotic chicken, can goad bootlickers into accidentally isolating and highlighting their supply lines and fleet movements by 2026.
#unhinged self serving paranoid fantasy time#finally edited it it looks far less unhinged and self serving and far more intelligence now
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