#understandable reaction

[m-11o]

matt was onto something. if mello showed up and begged for my help id too do whatever he told me to do. anything for that blonde twink

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

important iroh facts: his taste in women is apparently women who could just actually kill you and tbh based as hell

[jonnywaistcoat]

Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.

[seb-boo]

Sebastian Vettel & Jenson Button (ft. Lewis Hamilton) ↳ 2011 Italian Grand Prix, Post-Qualifying

[cookiesandbiscuits]

@azulashengrottospiano

NAH NAH NAHHHHHH TWST YOU DID N O T YOU DID NOOOOOOOOOT

do you know how much i SHATTERED just reading this. like. yes. yes he does wink. yes he does have that friendly and approachable vibe while being classy. BUT HELLOOOOOOOO HE ACTUALLY TAKES HIS GLOVE OFF DURING HANDSHAKES??????

god ok pls god the IMAGES that flooded my mind with this

I CAN IMAGINE HIS FUCKING WINK PAIRED WITH THAT COOL SMILE AND AND THE HANDSHAKE AND HOW HE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL WARM AND WELCOME IN A CONVERSATION AND GODDDDDDDDDDDD idk man it's not even gonna be like some personal deep heart to heart but a basic starter conversation but LIKE. WHO CARES. IT'S AZUL.

lord save me

[magicicephoenix]

I'd like to tell Moon that it's incredibly endearing that he blue screens or has to buffer when people give him affection in any form.

that in mind: you're lovely, Moon

not sure what you expected from him lol

[redpinkwine]

Hello most beloved reaction face

[forgetyoursingalongsandlullabies]

“I really did like you” and “I really loved you, you know” are NOT the same! The words are similar, yes but the intentions and meanings behind them are so incredibly different!

Martin spent months sacrificing himself TO PROTECT JON! He resigned himself to being banished to The Lonely and this was his admission that yes he is a part of the lonely and now he does want this but all of this is because he loved Jon more than he loved himself.

Celia is doing this for love but it is FOR JACK. I’m not going to completely villainize her because she’s doing what she believes she has to do to stay with her baby. But with Sam she is ready to betray him. She is planning to sacrifice Sam to protect herself and her child. “I really did like you” is saying No I did not pretend to like you to get you here, those feelings were real, but they weren’t enough and we are still here and I am still going to do what I believe I have to do. She may not have wanted to but she followed through on the plan til the very last second. Yes she hesitated but Archivist interrupted her and now we will never know if she actually would have done it (I think she would have).

The 2 lines are worded similarly but they are not the same at all.

[ventique18]

Baby dragon 🐉🍼 is in papa's office, lazing about in his little bean bag that he dragged beside the sunlit window.

🐉🍼: *yawn*

🐉: "My, what a big yawn! Are you alright, Mister Drowsy? Is our Lord of Eepers eepy?"

When you spend everyday with your modern spouse, you can't help but pick up a word or two from their vocabulary.

But his baby only side-eyes him for a whole five seconds, unspeaking. Then the boy sighs loudly, buries his snout in the bean bag, and dozes off.

🐉:

He's never felt more judged in his life.

[putterphubase]

when you find someone who can be your rich gf who is into you and can solve all your problems but youre too worried about the deranged manic pixie kleptomaniac that you found getting his ass beat in an alley who will inevitably only cause you and your life more problems

[bittwitchy]

abigail and sams reactions when you start dating seb!!! no his family do not give a shit lol

[ravenlexis]

saw a japanese fan tweeted about how the legendary concert promotion clip of aventurine is odd in the way that the curtains are open before he woke up, there's newspaper in the room even though aventurine clearly checks the news with his tablet, and the reason for that is because there was another person who occupied the room, who wakes up early, cares for aventurine's health, and favours physical newspaper rather than digital ones.

they ended the tweet with something along the line of "it's probably because someone else is there, right? makes sense to me" and i have never been so tempted to quote retweet a japanese tweet with a 'so true bestie' in my life

[uh-ohspaghettio]

My professor asked what’s the relationship/difference between having and being in terms of happiness - buddy it’s to close to nov 5th for you to ask me that

[chappellrroan]

repeat after me: ai p*rn/nudes of anyone is disgusting, gross and vile and illegal thing to do. this shouldn't happen in the first place. it does not matter if you hate the person or how privileged or popular they are, this shouldn't happen to anyone.

[myylivinglegend]

she is me. i am her.

[charmac]

The fact that The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is not only the reverse of The D.E.N.N.I.S. System by name, but in its actual goal:

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System ends with Separate Entirely and begins with the avoidance of going on a date. It’s purely about sex.

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System ends with Do You Want a Tissue? Dennis’ tried and true method to secure a second date, and:

it works for Dee but she sabotages herself—because she has no interest in pursuing a man romantically; it works for Mac but he bows out—because he already has a man he’s pursuing romantically;

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is about romance. Dating, consistently, something Dennis makes very clear he doesn't do...

Except:

"This is a man we're talking about,

it's always about him."