#uhmmmm so does the guy have no brain or

[ratzhatz14]

It's like we're parents watching our kids get along :D

My child wants to say Hi :)

Hello child

Mine also wants to say hi

Say hi Glaze

"Haiii !!!1!"

[dogboyklug]

we're kinda insane so have a sonic design

we've been obsessed w this guy for like. 10+ years now. but we never made anything for him. That will change very soon.

rn im a lil burnt out but i wanna talk abt our au/hcs soon so. expect some more of these in the future. hopefully

some notes under the cut...

ko-fi / patreon

we have given him Arthritis and Joint Problems bc he. sucks and we hate him

he also has some kinda minor ish brain damage that leads to him getting migraines & amnesia sometimes.

this is exacerbated by the fact he is a system with high dissociative barriers. LOL!!!!

that last style is a casual / "undercover" style he wears a lot. he doesnt always wear his regular shoes but when he does hes always identified IMMEDIATELY.

gave him fur on his arms bc i hateeee how he's BALD........(silly)

considering canon ish info & our insane mind we hc him as being arabic egyptian & african. Where from egypt and where from africa is smt we prolly will decide uhmmmm Latorrrr....

hes aroace and in a qpr ish kinda. Dedicated Partnership. w knux

upon hearing the news silver broke into hysteric tears. if anyone was wondering

silvs fine now though

this wonderful young man uses he/it pronouns but might use neos

hes like. 18? 20 now? tails is 14 knux is also 18 or 20 and amys like 15 or 16. base the rest of everyones ages offa that if you gotta

yea

[brick-a-doodle-do]

I'm not up to date with your aus and the infos bc I'm kinda busy so RAMBLE TO ME

hdhsvhcs uhMMMm how to ramble ?? i never know how to answer these because there are unclear instructions . but hmmmmMM maybe i will talk abouuut spy au cause i've kinda reinvented that :D

so basically i'm merging the spy au and my unnamed criminal au (x)

my idea for the actual spy part of it is similar to the old one, it's borrower!tommy and then t!spy!techno, who comes to tommy's place cause he's doing a stakeout in the neighboring apartment and wanted somewhere to stay. so like tommy and techno kinda bond over time and techno drags tommy into his spy stuff.

same overall background where dream and george kinda started the whole tinies-working-with-government scene, techno was born into the industry, blah blah yeah it's the same

but for the longest time i had been unsure as to why techno was doing a stakeout. i considered a drug cartel but where's the fun in that ??

soOO im taking my ideas from the criminal wip and applying them to this, where quackity (tiny) is the brains behind a rising criminal, who basically has a few humans wrapped around his finger and doing the actual like in-the-field stuff

and from there i'd keep some criminal au stuff, like with dream being a journalist, and maybe roping wilbur into that too? which could feed the og spy au idea that wilbur and tommy become kinda unannounced partners for a little bit. maybe tommy does something stupid and is punished (even tho he didn't even wanna do any of this) so he has to be under supervision. then from there wilbur just gets really interrogational considering tommy lives next to the stakeout guy. THEN also i'm considering maybe having tommy unintentionally/unknowingly helping quackity at some point and that just opens up a whole WORLD of conflict if anyone were to find that out :D

idk. this au is so fun. i love wildly confusing plots that have me up for hours considering the possibilities of ;3

[ajaxsprettyboy]

Wild Night

Childe/Tartaglia x reader

Swearing, drug usage, protected sex, not proofread

Fluff smut

The room was dark and quiet, just the way you needed, a night if nothing but heckling assholes finding their way into every corner of your life - the assholes in question were students bending over backwards to fulfill your every desire. Yes, this was what the principal wanted, but was it really that serious?

Sitting on the ‘bed’ - which was more of a pile of blankets for now - you sigh, this sigh was one of an insane amount of restraint being let go. It took everything out of you not to snap. As an ‘EX ranking’ student you had more experience than them but why so many questions?

So many questions and yet they have no news on the traveler, only pointless questions on how to handle Ningguang coming into the Northland Bank. Why you have no idea how to handle that, snarky remarks and bad temperament make a combination that can be deadly. But the principal said “No, [NAME], you can’t ‘get rid’ of them, they’re your classmates. “ so what?

“I don’t need this right now,” you say frown plastered on your face, and a stride that screams ‘not right now’. Do they really not know what ‘not now’ means? How long did they really spend in training? They must be Childe’s ‘friends’ you’re walking past now, ‘cause damn . They really don’t know shit.

Your minions would never, not while you’re in a bad mood at least. “Oh my, someone’s having a bad day hm?” Tartaglia, the one person you didn’t have the capacity to deal with today, decides to speak. When you don’t reply he begins to lead you towards his dorm, why are we heading there again? You weren’t paying attention, a tired brain doesn’t register a pesky ginger’s smalltalk.

“Go on then, head in! I’m not gonna do anything that bold,” he laughs. Regardless unwilling to fight back you walk in, in doing so you were hit with the pungent aroma of weed. No wonder he was so much more calm when talking. “You’re high?” You ask, confused. “No, Scara’ is though. He found my stash and uses it frequently, unfortunately.”

“I can’t believe you talked me into this, I wasn’t even paying attention!” You say whilst rubbing your temples, a loud sigh following suit. “Oh calm down! Oh I mean really, with this you’ll never need to go fight for no reason! Your stress over this work takes a bit of a toll on your body does it not?” Rolling your eyes you take the blunt, aware he’s right.

“Now don’t tell the principal alright? We’re really not supposed to have this.” Large puffs of smoke fill your lungs, the new feeling causes you to cough while answering a short “yeah.” Childe laughs at your coughs, “I thought you’d be better at this, [NAME]!” He replies in between his giggles, “oh fuck you.” A sentence you didn’t expect to be taken seriously,“gladly.” Huh? Why would he respond like that? Uhh it’s best if your just ask him, right? “What?” You say, expecting a ‘im just kidding [NAME], stop being so literal.” But instead he says: “nothing.”

What

The

Fuck

Uhmmmm what do you say to that? You don’t know, it’s best just to puff twice more then pass the blunt. Right? No, maybe then he’ll try something. But he said he’s not trying anything bold, did he not? “You’re over thinking, [NAME]. Man, if I’d known some green would make you so paranoid I’d suggest shrooms.” He laughs, so it was a joke! You relax, realizing it’s just Childe. Just Tartaglia, just the guy you’ve had a crush on all semester. Just #20 on the basketball team, just, him. You sit down on the couch with him anyway.

“Hey I got a question,” you nod in response, a silent go-ahead. “Do you have a thing for Scaramouche? I mean be honest with me, I see the way you look at him.” He raises his eyebrows a few times, insinuating more than just ‘a thing’ you’d be feeling. “No, archons no. To be completely honest with you -I can’t lie, he’s very attractive- but no. He’s just not… “ you wave your hands around, gesturing something he can’t decipher.

“Bitch-Face then?” He’s referring to La Singora, but you shake your head no, understanding his reference. “Is it a girl?” You sigh, “no.” He looks perplexed, what guy would you like that’s not someone ‘cool’ like Scaramouche? “What’s your type?” Your breath hitches as you breathe in the smoke, “huh?” He sits up and faces you now, “you know! Like what type of guys are you into, im determined to figure out who you’re always looking at!”

What does he mean? Does he think when you’re looking at him you’re looking behind him? Or maybe daydreaming about someone doing some rather risqué things with you? “Uhh, I guess I like guys that are like … total fucking losers? Like the ones that look like they get absolutely no pussy, like virgin central.” You giggle, though it’s not wrong it’s also in an attempt to throw him off from who you really have been practically in love with.

“Me?” He jokes, but when you don’t oppose his eyes widen. He’s shocked, but then again you look out of it- even for someone who’s just had a full gram of what he refers to as ‘the good green’. “Wait, [NAME], do you like me?” He shakes you before asking you this time, “Is it me?” You sigh and agree, “yeah, I mean I thought I was being obvious. I was so pliant with you compared to everyone else, was I really being that selective with my gestures?”

“Wait. [NAME]. You just , you said that-“ “yes, I did. Is that an issue?” He’s quick to shut that down, “no, no! I guess I’m just shocked. I mean I suggested myself as a joke but, I’m not opposed to this. Uh I think maybe we should talk about this when we’re sober, is that alright? Uhh I’ll buy you some food.”

“Gee you’re frantic today, it’s not that big a deal.” You’re lying but at least he doesn’t know that. “I just, I don’t wanna fuck any chance I might have up!” He says, putting his jacket on and grabbing his keys. “Where do you wanna go, we should walk, it’s not that safe to drive now.” He’s not letting you get a sentence in, he only had 1/3 of the blunt you shared, you’re more intoxicated than him. Though that’s true, it seems like you happen to be more focused and calm than he is.

“I don’t know, Wanmin?” “Okay,” he locked the door behind you. On your walk you were silent, you enjoying the company, he mentally panicked. He never thought that someone like you would like him of all people. Now, no, it’s not out of the realm of possibilities he went through with his upperclassman Zhongli, but it’s still a shock. Once you make it to the restaurant, he gets a seat for the both of you. A booth.

The booth was small and had just enough space for two people. As you sober up you find that he’s overreacting, why should he care so much that you like him? He asked to go to the bathroom and for you to order him a water while he uses the restroom, while in the restroom he gave himself a pep-talk. Something along the lines of “okay, just ask them.” And once he came back you had ordered waters and an Adeptus Temptation.

He devours his portion and watches as you do the same. “So it’s time we talk about us, now that we’re sober and all.” You look up at him and smile, “yeah? What about us? Do you want to be mine?” Well he certainly wasn’t expecting that. Nevertheless he nods and gulps down some of his water. He pulls some mora out of his wallet and puts it on the table and in the bill holder, you’re not sure now much mora it was.

The two of you take the hour walk back to his place, having walked for an accumulation of 2 hours - not including the walk to his dorm - you were sweaty. And so you were stripped down to your under garments. Now don’t worry, he was as well! Only issue is his intentions weren’t as pure as yours. “Now I know we just started dating but I mean why don’t we take advantage of the situation we’re in and shower together?” You can’t deny that a shower sounds nice right now.

So you agree, and get in the shower with your new boyfriend. Now, the people in your dorm would call your a whore for this but now? You couldn’t care less. The sight of his semi-hard cock right in front of you, well that was enough to bring you to ask if you could kiss him. To which he replied yes, and kissed first, a rough needy kiss that soon turned into a where-the-fuck-did-you-get-that situation with a strawberry condom. Thankfully he had a bench in his shower, he sat down on said bench and slid into you.

He never moved an inch without your audible consent to move, and when he got it, he started a gentle yet speedy pace. His thrusts were quick but also very particular, he acted as if he would break you if he moved the wrong way. Though it was nice, you came before him but there was restraint on his end, it was obvious with the way he sounded.

He then threw the condom out and washed his dick off, apparently strawberry makes his cock sticky. The two of you went through the motions of aftercare, peeing, drying off, cleaning up, though there really was none necessary, and so on. He would’ve asked if you were hungry if he hadn’t found you sound asleep on his bed, you were wearing you underwear and one of his shirts, he couldn’t tell if there was anything else on you, but it was quite an endearing sight.

He slid into bed with you once he found a new pair of clean boxers, man does he need to do laundry. Though he’s got some flaws, and his dorm still reeks of marijuana and sex, there was also a warm vanilla scent, it came directly from him, you weren’t sure how, due to absolutely none of his soaps or colognes being warm-vanilla based, but it was comforting. He was comforting, and even though you’ve got a long way to go, this is the best start he, and his cock, could’ve asked for.

[casmybelovedass]

The Destiel Folder: Season 10

[Season 4; Season 5; Season 6; Season 7; Season 8; Season 9]

Episode 1:

Cas is slowly dying, practically naked, in a bed, and the first thing he says when talking about Dean is "I miss him" (6:35), with a soft smile. "Why would he just disappear?"

... I'm sorry but If Cas Were A Woman, this would look like a scene from a movie or something, where the wife talks to a friend over the phone about her missing husband. JUST SAYING

Crowley: "The girl seemed nice. Slightly damaged. I could see the old you falling for that." (9:29) uhm... who else is "nice and slightly" damaged? I don't know... CASTIEL??!!!

So... these two men (actors Todd Mann and Brad Mann) we see with the DemonGang, are real life twins (9:14).

At (27:18), Crowley states him and Dean did "extroardinary things to triplets" ... and, well, the only twins with a possible other sibling we see are... them

And this is not the first time we hear about Dean doing "things to triplets" with a buddy of his (15x07)... and the first time he was NOT a demon... so, there's that. And triplets don't necessarily mean "all females"

Cas, while talking about the good things that come with choices, mentions "hope, love, dreams" (39:06), and Hannah points out that "those are human things". Human things...

Cas is talking about his own personal experiences with creating chaos, so those are the things he felt after rebelling for... Dean... WOW. ICWAW, it would totally be read it as a reference to Dean. A romantic one. Fight me

Episode 2:

Cas is dying, just got back from a fight that left him wounded, doesn't have enough power to heal himself, is on a mission to restore Heaven, and once again he chooses to go save Dean (9:35), and the way rage builds in his eyes when learning Dean has become a demon. Look at this shit

I might be crazy, but this feels like a touching metaphor to me:

"I think you don't know what you want. Tell me, Dean. What are you? A demon? [...] Maybe you're human. [...] Why don't you do us all a great, big favor... and pick a bloody side!" (22:22)

METAPHOR

Episode 3:

We are reminded that, even tho in terrible conditions, on the verge of death, Cas is willing to risk it all to save Dean, and is devastated by the thought of Dean not making it (4:47 - 5:17)

This is so funny to me, I'm sorry, but Cas is so visibly uncomfortable with Hannah touching him, it's hilarious (15:58)

"I've been around humans for long enough to see how easily distractions occur. Emotions, feelings... They're dangerous temptations." (22:32) like rebelling against your own kind, destroying your home, falling... all for a human?

"I'm trying to keep our priorities clear." Moments earlier, Cas listed "Getting to Dean" (22:17) before anything else. In fact, Hannah says "I am very clear of my priorities... and yours." = Dean (23:00)

Cas is not sure whether the cure will kill Dean or not, and in any case, he wraps his arms around him, and softly says "It's over... Dean it's over." (35:40) as if hushing him to sleep, in what could have been their last moments together... wow. Think about this ICWAW

"Well, I can see his point. Only humans can feel real joy, but... also such profound pain. This is easier." (36:17) Look at the way Sam is looking at Cas looking at Dean

BITCH OKAY!!

SAM KNOWS

POSSIBILE future Empty reference "real joy"

Cas already stated he misses being human, but knows how fragile they are in both body and spirit:

Castiel really wants to be with Dean. For real. But maybe he thinks (see season 9) him being an angel is an obstacle to their feelings.

Only by being human he can truly be happy (MMMMMMHH SEASON 15), but isn't sure he could handle the pain that comes with it. A possible rejection, the thought of Dean dying, him leaving Dean... MMMMHHHHH

"You look terrible." [...] "Well, you, on the other hand, you... *checks out Cas* Looking good." (39:09) full homo right there. Also parallel with Ketch in 13x18 ("You don't look good." "Yeah, well, you're not my type, either.")

The way they are looking at each other here... man.

Cas is so happy to have Dean back, and Dean looks hurt about Cas leaving so soon.

"So... so, you're back?" "At least temporarily." (39:27) bitch, you know that's not what he ment.

In all of this, Cas is trying to make Dean feel better about the whole situation (DAT SMILE 40:18), and Dean replies with "I'm glad you're back, man.", basically no-homoing himself...

Cas starts walking out of the room, but stops and turns back [insert concerned husband here] (40:27), and Dean has that hopeful look in his eyes, like Cas is going to stay, and the hurtful look comes back as soon as Cas is gone

Episode 4:

"On your knees!" "Wow, I'm awfully flattered-" (34:33) SASSY BI DEAN IS THE DEAN WE DESERVE

Episode 5:

Fucking kill me NOW!!! Dean's reaction to Destiel is PRICELESS!! And even before he learns what that is, he just looks at the girls playing him and Cas and... freezes for a moment (13:18) And the eyebrow raise thingy at (13:34)... what's going on in your brain, Dean?

I'd like to point out that the Italian translation for "You can't spell 'subtext' without S-E-X" is, for once, AMAZING:

"It's just that... their bond is so strong it has subtext of a... sexual nature."

THANK YOU ITALIAN DUB! JUST THIS ONCE, THANK YOU! (13:43)

Also at (9:44) Dean immediately reacts to the implication of Wincest subtext, shutting it down and telling the girls to take a step back, but with Destiel he is like... alright

... this is so fucking cute, (25:54) Dean adjusts the girl playing Cas' tie so that it's messed up like the real Cas'. ADORABLE

SAM SHIPS IT (13:57) and is teasing the SHIT out of Dean, who reacts like someone being teased about their crush. Just saying (14:08 - 14:52) [AND THIS HAPPENS IN FRONT OF A PINK-BLUE WALL]

"I know I have expressed some differences of opinion regarding this version of Supernatural." (26:44) ... oookay meta? *turns to "Cas"* "And I want you to put as much sub into that text as you possibly can." ... oKAY?!

Episode 7:

Cas being extremely uncomfortable with women is too fucking funny to me (5:03 - 12:51)

Episode 9:

(15:13) Alright, so, this is a date... what now? Anyway, nice bi flannel, Dean. And the little sweet smiles you two are giving each other? So fucking precious (16:01)

"I ain't exactly a role model." "That's not true." (16:07) how Dean looks at Cas right after that? BABIES!

"How are you, Dean?" "Fine." "*I-call-bullshit look*" "I'm great!" "No, you're not." (16:18) #MARRIED

As Cas is choke-holding a guy, Dean, clearly amused (almost proudly), says "I'd do what he says." (22:17) Like that time with Raphael in 5x03, Dean likes it when Cas gets rough

Episode 10:

Shut the fuck up and marry each other already so you can finally actually BE the old married couple™️ you ALREADY ARE (22:17)

This is the "My husband is so FUCKING STUPID" look (22:30)

"I was hoping you might reach out to her." "... Me? I'm probably the last person she'd want to hear from." [...] "All I know... is she won't talk to me." (23:03) #MARRIED, PARENTS, PERIODT

Shut the fuck up. Cas is the dad trying to figure out technology (23:36) "I'll text you her number. I like texting. Emotions!" DAD

Cas worries about Dean like a wife would with an alcoholic husband

Of all the things Dean could be MAD about at Metateon... the first thing he can think of is him stealing Cas' grace (31:33) (okay, maybe he is going in chronological order but STILL)

Episode 11:

[I AM SO SO SO SORRY BUT DEAN USED THE ALIAS "PRESLEY" (18:55) I AM NOT OKAY]

Episode 14:

Have this deleted scene: Castiel and Crowley bitching over Dean, and Crowley calling Dean Cas' boyfriend

This is some hell of a goodbye-eye-love-making scene (26:57)

Cain compares himself to Dean... and CAS TO HIS WIFE COLLETTE [PARALLELS]

"You're living my life in reverse [...]

First you'd kill Crowley. You'd get it done, no remorse. (Cain had been killing his descendants, for whom he didn't care much)

And then you'd kill the angel, Castiel. Now, that one... that, I suspect, would hurt something awful. [And than Sam is Able, bla bla...]"

AM I WRONG?! YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG??!!!

Dean gives the First Blade to Cas... oKAY (37:10)

Worried brother-in-laws (41:27)

Episode 16:

This is such a good source of hidden meanings scene! Dean starts his "confession" as a scam. Everything he says at first is to attract the spirit.

He starts talking about seeing lots of women, not being able to control himself, and being sick of it. Then the real confession begins...

Dean feels he's going to die soon, and fears not death itself, but what he would be missing from his life.

"There's things... people, feelings that I... I would experience differently than I had before. Or even for the first time." (25:28) and the priest believes Dean is talking about love.

Well... "people, feelings"... who could he be referring to? Does Dean want love all of a sudden? People he wants to experience for the first time... uhmmmm... Is Dean opening up to his attraction to MEN??!! Or one angel in particular?

ICWAW we would guess Dean was talking about Cas

"Who mixes their blood and bones into paint? No woman has ever done that for me." (39:19) UHM- Dean, what about

6x20 "He has bled, died bla bla bla for us",

7x21 "I'm always happy to bleed for the Winchesters" or

9x22 "You just gave up an entire army for one guy"

ICWAW we would ALL roll our eyes at this statement and scream CAS

THE GUY BLED, LOST HIS HOME, REBELLED, DIED FOR YOU!! HE REBUILT YOU PIECE BY PIECE FROM HELL- SAVED YOU DOZENS OF TIMES!!!

Episode 17:

About saving Dean from the Mark: "We won't- (free Metatron)" "Yes, you will... because you're desperate." (9:44) Hannah knows. Let's remark that

"All I'm getting from you is... colours." (14:26) bitch he is a walking 🌈PRIDE FLAG🏳️‍🌈

Notice how, when we get a Sam-Cas centred episode, we don't get the same interactions with Dean-Cas? Why this?

Dean is always ready to call Cas a "brother", but the only one true bromance here is Sam and Cas'. There are no longing stares, no weird sexual filled dialogue nor tension, NO LONGING STARES

Facts, my people. Facts

Episode 18:

"You killed my friend." "Oh, pff, Dean is fine, mostly. Can't you get past that?" "Never." (12:39)

Charlie being excited about meeting Dean's famous boyfriend is WHOLESOME (37:34)

To have Cas back, 100%, safe and sound, is a win for Dean (38:58) and the face Cas makes after Dean hits him with another no-homo "It's good to have you back, pal." is "UHH not this again". Charlie already ships it

Episode 20:

A #MARRIED couple and their daughter. NO ARGUMENTS VALID (7:06)

Look at how they enter the motel (16:22)

OH MY GOOOOOD!!! #PARENTS coming back home from shopping!! THE HAND ON THE SHOULDER!!! Also

"Happy birthday. I got it at the Hot Topical" DAD

Dean: "Imma head back over there." Cas: "I'm coming with you." Claire: "I'm coming with you too." (17:24) #FAMILY

A fucking family comedy about a dad confronting the daughter's boyfriend and the other dad scolding him:

"What did you do to him?" "I didn't lay a hand on him!" "Dean, that isn't exactly true." "... Well, I didn't kill the guy." (17:14)

Surprisingly enough, this is not the first nor last time Dean acts like a dad to a lost child (AND TWO OF THESE TIMES THE KID IS SOMEHOW RELATED TO CAS) (21:54)

Episode 22:

C: "Claire, you are not going out there. [...] It's too dangerous. I can't let anything happen to you." D: "Claire, you're not going." C: "You're not either, Dean." D: "What?" (19:29)

#FAMILY DON'T TALK TO ME!

"No fighting. [...] Both of you." AAAAAA

This doesn't fucking matter, but Dean just said "... for the ladies. Or the fellas. I don't judge." (36:23)

Cas' speech to Dean... wow. "So if there's even a small chance that we can save you... I won't let you walk out of this room." (39:20)

I hate this scene. (40:11)

Dean is overwhelmed by Charlie's death, Sam and Cas' betrayal, the Mark changing him and all the other shit.

The Mark is taking over, and Dean can't (and won't) help it. Cas knows it. He doesn't want to hurt Dean. He is not even resisting. Doesn't put up a fight.

And just like Colette with Cain, Castiel only asks Dean one thing: "Stop." (40:38) [9x11]

Parallel to 8x07:

The only thing that stops Cas from killing Dean, is him begging, clutching onto his sleeve.

"Dean... please..." (41:08) Cas pleading Dean, clutching to his arm, makes him resist the urge to kill him.

Episode 23:

You can find gifs and the script of some deleted (destiel) scenes in this post by @charlie-minion

As the Mark eats Dean... he starts feeling guilt for the people he hurt... first on the list: Cas (14:54)

(This gif is not mine)

Well... what a season.

[Season 11>>]

[turning-dreams-into-chaos]

7 minutes

Request:

Hey, could I request a George Weasley X Reader where they are playing a muggle game of seven minutes in heaven in Gryffindor common room, and some of the people there are a tad but tipsy. They then dare the reader and George to go into the closet together and the reader is rather bold and as soon as the door shuts she kisses him, which then leads to a heavy make-out session. If you are unable to do that it’s okay.

Requested by: @ewewughugh

Paring: George Weasley X Reader

Word Count: 1064 (Give or take a few)

Post Date: 4-13-19

A/N: Hi guys! I had a lot of fun writing this and now I really want my own George, cause come on who doesn’t! Anyways, let me know if you guys like it, and let me know what you think. Also keep requesting, I’ve been trying to find time to write and I hope you guys don’t hate me for long it takes sometimes. Hope this is what you wanted! Enjoy!

-​Ria

*Not My Gif*

This was it. 7th year, your last year at Hogwarts. You have no clue how you’re going to survive. Hell, the only way you will is if you’re surrounded by your friends, which right now you just happened to be. Fred and George thought that it would be a great idea to throw a little party with a few friends and some drinks. It was a brilliant way to start off the year and have a little fun. When you arrived in the Gryffindor common room, you looked around the room immediately, spotting the two ginger haired boys in the center of the room.

​“Y/N! You finally made it!” you hear as you turn around spotting your best friend Angelina, who apparently has already had a couple drinks in her system. “Ang, how are you already bloody drunk? I’ve literally just walked in the door.” You ask her, laughing as she throws her arm around your neck leading you to the middle of the room. You continue looking around and notice that there are quite a lot more people than you first assumed. Apparently, lots of people like the twins, but what’s not to like? They’re funny, kind, always up to something, an easy on the eyes. Ok, so maybe you like them a lot more than most people do. And maybe you just happen to be slightly crushing on the younger one. Or totally infatuated with him. George Weasley, something about him causes butterflies to erupt in your stomach, and your brain becomes fuzzy. Angelina said that you’ve always been one of the most forward people she’s met and she’s always telling you to tell George you fancy him, but you always pretended to have no idea what she is talking about. But today, today was different. You were finally going to tell George you fancied him.

​“Y/N? Hello, Earth to Y/N!” George said waving his hand in your face, pulling out of your daydream of him only to look at, well him. “Love, are you already drunk?” he mocks smirking at your dazed expression. “oh, sod off George.” You spat back at him trying to hold back your laughter as you grab a drink of the table. After a while of drinking and some people drinking a little too much, a boy you’ve seen around Hogwarts suggests a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven Of course, to a bunch of tipsy 17 and 18-year-olds, a game where two people are shoved into a locked closet for 7 minutes to do whatever they want, it was an amazing idea, and if everything worked out how you hoped, this would be the perfect opportunity to tell George you fancy him. Soon, everyone sat around the couches and chairs and began the game.

Angelina and Fred just happened to be the first victims of the closet. You glance up at your best friend secretly knowing that Fred had been fancying her since last year, and also knowing she’s not opposed to him. Looking away from Angelina, your eyes somehow land on George who just so happened to be looking right at you. He pulled his focus off your face as soon as your eyes had you’re your cheeks redden giving you those damn butterflies again. How does he always make you feel like that? After a few minutes of Angelina and Fred in the closet, you all start to hear little thumps up against the door. Everyone got quiet as you all knew that they were doing more than just talking. You look up at George both just holding back laughter until you lock eyes and everyone’s laughter fills the room around you. When they come out everyone is watching as they try and pretend nothing happened in there, but the love bits around your friend’s neck and the noises you heard definitely proved otherwise. You stare at her in disbelief your smile taking up your entire face as you stifle your laughter. Soon the game begins again and a few couples later it’s your turn and you’re paired with the one man that could possibly make your night: George.

You and George shared blushing looks before you get up and head to the closet. “You can do this Y/N” you think as you get closer to the door, “Just tell him you fancy him, or kiss him or something.” As soon as you get into the room you begin to feel more comfortable, at least in here no one can watch if you get rejected. Smiling, you wait until George enters the closet and shuts the door. As soon as it’s shut, George glances down at you, obviously not quite sure where to begin. But that doesn’t matter as a split second later you pull his face to yours, as your lips touch you instantly melt into the kiss, feeling him doing the same. It’s like magic, ironically. The kiss was warm, everything you’ve always imagined for your first kiss with George. Unfortunately, breathing is vital in life, so you both pull apart, panting as your foreheads rest on each other, looking into his eyes as he stares in yours. “Woah…” he mumbles, so quiet that if you were so close you probably wouldn’t have been able to hear him. “Woah? Was that as… good feeling… to you as it was… to me?” you whisper to him while a smile is still plastered across your face. “Uhmmmm… I don’t know. We might have to do it again. You know, just to be sure…” “Oh you’re cheeky.” “And you mine now.” “Well I’m not complaining.” You say as he presses your lips back together, molding together perfectly. Your hands shoot up into his hair gently tugging it while his pull your waist closer to his not planning on letting go, eliciting a gasp from both of you into the kiss.

Suddenly many knocks at the door filled the closet followed by Fred yelling, “Oi! Stop the snogging, your time’s up!” Pulling apart one last time, George grabs your hand as you both exit the closet, trailed by some “I knew it!” and “Aww, how cute.” Sitting down, you begin to blush as everyone is staring at you and George who are still somehow only looking at each other, smiling. Oh, this is gonna be a great year.

[roxannepolice]

What’s in a name? Kylo Ren as a sentient simulacrum

If my cultural sociologist’s heart soared when Ren turned out to be a heroine of postmodern time, Kylo Ben had my brain from the moment his parentage was revealed. Because this – this here, ladies and gentlemen, is a specimen of its own kind – a sentient simulacrum on a quest to destroy its meaning. And doing a terribly good job, judging by what the viewers think. Because he represents another tempting demon of postmodernity – a belief that everything is a matter of agreement and thus, of will and all one has to do is have a will strong enough to subjugate all of reality to its knees. This is nietzschean ubermensch in all his glory of overestimating the power of will and consciousness, things we have become obsessed with believing in. Kylo Ren isn’t a complicated answer to a question what would Anakin’s and Padme’s grandson and Han’s and Leia’s son grow up to be?, he’s a very ready made, willed, chosen answer to a question what would Darth Vader’s grandson be?

Objectively speaking, there’s every stake against Kylo Ben. He killed his father in a story about familial love. He’s in charge of evil empire in a story about fighting evil. He’s hinted at a romance in a story where romances ended in tragedy. But such is a nature of simulation: it laughs in the face of objectivity. It knows every objective symptom and has already found a way to cause it without referring to the core. Hypoerbolically speaking, everything objective can be faked and as such lies within simulation’s power. Simulation is something different from pretending. Pretending can be objectively revealed for what it is. You pretend that you had a good sleep by putting ice cubes and concealer under your eyes, your problems with focus will still be apparent. You simulate a good sleep by drinking enough coffee to seem – and FEEL – awake. And yes, Kylo Ben is totally the type of person who drinks coffee as black as his soul because sleep is for the weak. A simulacrum won’t recognise itself for what it is because it believes itself to be its only meaning. All that matters are the appearances. And it won’t drop the act when it’s not observed, because it’s always acting for itself. If anything, it’s  precisesly other eyes that will see the bs. We’re all amazing actors in our own heads. The problem is to be ones for a different audience.

Take the moment he drops his mask during the bridge scene. You’re right to read it as consciously symbolic gesture. But the act isn’t for Han, at least, not only, it’s for him. He doesn’t need the mask to do what he’s about to do. It’s him, Kylo Ren who has already destroyed Han Solo’s weak and foolish son, about to commit another conscious, willful action. He won’t feel remorse.

He does very much feel remorse. There is no one close enough to him in that moment for him to fake it. This is a rebellion, albeit overdue and still passive, of the self against ego’s will, of meaning against simulacrum.The best metaphor of a difference between a meaning and a simulacrum in Star Wars is basically Ben Solo and Kylo Ren. So, should we feel safe that in a story destroying the simulacra bendemption is sure?

I’m not going to sugar coat it for you – it’s not.

In fact, if you’ve ever heard an antibendemption argument that made terrifyingly much sense, there’s a good chance someone who made it has a degree of knowledge about postmodern thought. Because Kylo Ben has been as much of a ready made redemption material as FO has been ready made villains. He’s literally the grandson of the redemption of this saga. And isn’t the hero worship of Skywalkers the best sign that they’re one of the husks that need to burn for the meaning to reemerge? Truthfully, a strong redemption needs an unredeemed counterpart, a Judas in The Second Testament, to really hit home. Yes, the Skywalkers are what created the basic messages of the saga, now let them go away and continue their essence detached from the husks, preferably leaving a strong warning in the last generation. Anakin’s redemption was the original one, now let it be carried by the likes of Galen, Bodhi and, according to some idiots, Finn, not his own bloodline.

There’s just one problem. Anakin’s not redeemed.

Let that sink in.

  Anakin’s redemption did not take place

I don’t want to generalize, but I make a solid guess that most people on tumblr who identify with protagonists of the sequels are in their 20s to 30s., so Anakin’s redemption was a cultural given in our lives. Yeah, he’s done some bad things but in the end he loved Luke and died for him, and anyway, he’s shown as a force ghost in the end (anyone still remembering the old Anakin on Endor?), so he’s fine. What a heartwarming story of redemptive power of love! One that we’ve been rewatching whenever world seemed completely wrong, perhaps the story that helped us forgive people who’ve hurt us, one that has given us so much hope...

did not happen.

Arite, let’s have a look at what exactly was Darth Vader forgiven for, back in 1985:

walking into a room full of already dead people

choking one good guy

apparently he killed some jedi including Luke’s dad who knows how long time ago (I mean, to a 5 year old me Luke could have been anywhere from 15 to 35 years old)

being locked up with Leia and some syringed ball? they called it a mind probe later?

passively watching destruction of Alderaan which was aaaaaawesome one moment the planet was there and then pew pew it was gone

uuh... swinging his lightsaber at disappearing Obi-Wan?

piloting one of the TIEs during a military situation

choking some imperial officers, who cares

organising the worst “meet the in-laws” dinner in history

ordering Han to be frozen in carbonite

cutting off Luke’s arm, he gets a new one some 15 minutes later

he’s actually Luke’s dad?!?????

he does nothing in RotJ. nothing. oh, ok, he says “sister” in a creepy manner, it’s your daughter you’re talking about, you creep

So yeah. This is what he had to be narratively forgiven when he saved Luke and got his ass killed in the process. Additionally, the man who appears as a force ghost is around the same age as Obi-Wan, so 60? maybe even 70? Clearly, if he became Luke’s dad around the time he became Darth Vader, he couldn’t have been serving the empire for more than one third of his life and kicked ass with the good guys for the remaining two thirds. I’m so glad he found the absolution he clearly deserved.

And then prequels happened. And we got Anakin killing a whole village of sand people (off screen), slaughtering some 20 children (off screen), expressing desire to make the Empire his own and choking his pregnant wife because he had a bad dream. And this is only his record on the day he turns to the dark side. He’s in his twenties at a time, which means that he has spent half of his life as Darth Vader. 

Uhmmmm... no one said anything about killing children back in the 80s, right? But still, we can go with this. Because Anakin’s fall was tailored for his redemption – induced by possessive love for his wife, undone by selfless love for his son, manipulated just enough to be forgiven, terrible just enough for the payment to be his life. And anyway, there’s the whole prophecy thing. Thus originals and prequels form a complete story of Anakin’s fall and redemption. Apparently.

Because then sequels happen! Yahoo! And there was Vader 2.0, wow he can actually freeze blaster bolts in the air, impressive, anyway, can’t wait for the next generation of Skywalkers to appear. UUh, but there’s something wrong. Village isn’t slaughtered off screen, we watch the fire and hear the screams... Oh and then there’s the mind probe scene and mind probe is apparently a painful psychological violation, giving people connotations with rape... Vader 2.0 is this trilogy’s Skywalker?!!!!! Oh, and the destruction of Hosian system is nothing cool, there are terrified people on Couruscant... whaaaaaaaaa, he killed Han Solo, WHYYYYY?!!!!!!!! Oh anyway, maybe he’s adopted, Rey is the one worthy of being saint Anakin’s grandchild.

I think you get the drift. Violence is presented much more realistically in the sequels than either originals or prequels and consequently viewers are willing to see Kylo Ben as more evil than Darth Anakin – even though, appealing to the reason, Anakin has been serving the Empire for two decades which for Kylo to equal he would have to have joined FO when he was 10. But that’s it – we must not underestimate the power of visual representation. Describing something, insinuating it off screen simply doesn’t have the same impact as playing it out before our eyes. Still, after TFA it’s still simple to just say Kylo Ben IS more irredeemable than Darth Anakin.

But then Rouge One happens and Darth Vader shows himself as a goddamn killing machine he has always been, cutting and choking rebels like they’re butter. More, he chokes Krennic into subjugation, which has a completely different vibe to it than his anger/force insult it’s his dad you’re talking about! induced chokes in originals – this here is deliberate abuse of power.  And of course, there are all the remaining extended materials showing Vader as an actually evil character – not one we’re told is evil, only actually doing evil things.

So ask yourselves this – if Anakin’s story unfolded itself chronologically and with sequels’ uncensored depiction of war, if we have actually seen the Tuskans burn and scream in agony, if clone wars weren’t softened by villains being droids, watched all the padawans die at Anakin’s hand, then were granted 20 years of abuse of power, watched Leia get “mind raped” by man we knew to be her father, seen terror of Alderaanians, had prequels’ Obi-Wan for our childhood’s hero, force choking wasn’t framed as a pythonic comic relief, knew Vader cut off his son’s arm knowing the pain it gives and discovered that he’s still as power hungry as twenty years earlier – would Anakin’s redemption feel earned at the end? Would it feel real? Would it have that cathartic hopeful power which became franchise’s legacy? Because what, he didn’t let his kid get fried in front of him? He, who burned the world because he dreamt of his wife’s death? Or because he died early enough to not overtake the Empire?

Anakin’s redemption did not take place. Franchise’s message has been a lie all along – or a hypocrisy because why would Anakin and his mighty Skywalker blood grandson get redeemed but Dooku or Maul not? Clearly, Vader has done more evil than these two combined and Kylo Ren is now Palpatine 3.0 showing he was after power all along. Anakin’s force ghost? An illusion for children.

But it’s ok. Lies can give lasting fruits. Growing up is accepting they’re lies and going on with your life.

[woonybin]

Freebandz Feleki Friday

so uhmmmm in honor of November 20th, the birth date of our founding father almighty author of the Bible of Misogyny, I‘m taking you to a trip we call

✨Freebandz Feleki Friday ✨

Let it be known that should the circumstance arise in which the musical production technician of the hip hop genre known as "Prepubescent Metropolis" lacks the confidence to comfortably instill a sense of trustworthiness into you due to past dispositions regarding the nature of your character, you have my certainty that I will be arming myself with one of many various caliber ballistic combat firearm weapons and after loading a magazine which contains the ammunition on which the projectile lethality is based, and loading a single unit of this ammunition into the capacity chamber of the weaponized warfare mechanism after disengaging the safety locking unit located on the firearm, I will be acquiring the physical space which your biological presence encapsulates into the appropriate sighting contraptions affixed to my caliber combat gadget, so that I may then exert force form my index finger onto the trigger mechanism of the weapon system and set forth a ballistics reaction which will launch a bullet-like projectile into the general direction of which you are present, with the ambition that said bullet will penetrate your epidermis and burrow deeply into your vital organ systems, leading to the internal flowing of crimson life liquids, external spillage of said liquids, and severe damage of biological tissues deemed only repairable by an appropriately trained surgeon. One of the ways we can thank uncle Future for keeping us from ending it all is to take 20 minutes of the day on enlightening our little hollow selves and have a little bit of reading and skim a lil bit onto an essay about humor titled Keeping Up With Science by Hungarian writer László Feleki, that was included in the 1973 anthology A Random Walk In Science, a collection of the wit & intellect of the scientific mind, a compendium of comments both lighthearted and serious by scientists that reveal their intensely human ambitions frustrations and elation. In Keeping Up With Science, Feleki explores the roles of humor (specifically scientific humor) as a sort of cultural defense mechanism against the incomprehensibly fast-paced technological progress of modern society. He said: “Our life has become so mechanized and electronified that one needs some kind of an elixir to make it bearable at all. And what is this elixir if not humor?”

▫️what exactly makes a joke funny? ▫️how does an intelligent joke remain a joke without diluting the intellectual and remain intelligent without compromising the funny? Feleki answers.. ▫️to laugh at a joke without analyzing it is work half done ▫️humor as a fluid serves to dilute the hard facts of life, making it possible to swallow and digest them ▫️humor eludes definition ▫️humor is not “light” literature ▫️parody is a humorous genre of literature

László Feleki writes:

With the invention of the steam engine, the hell of science broke loose. Since then one admirable discovery has followed the other. Today no human brain is capable of comprehending the whole of science. Today there are part-sciences with part-scientists. [Hu]man has hopelessly surpassed himself. He[/she/they/it] can be proud of this, but he[/she/they/it] is no longer able to keep track of his[/her/they/its] own achievements.

Our life has become so mechanized and electronified that one needs some kind of an elixir to make it bearable at all. And what is this elixir if not humor? It is decisive for the present and future of mankind whether humor and science can keep in step…

Considering the question of humor to be one of “extraordinary importance,” Feleki notes that “to laugh at a joke without analyzing it, is work half done” and dude sets out to explore what humor actually is:

The term “humor” itself means fluid or moisture, indicating that already the ancient Greeks must have known both moisture and humor. Humor as a fluid probably served to dilute the hard facts of life making it possible to swallow and digest them. Humor is, of course, palatable even without moisture; in such cases we are dealing with dry humor.

But still, this budapest mf Feleki concedes that one of the hallmarks of humor is how it eludes definition. Instead, he outlines “some partial truths about humor”:

It is evident that humor is difficult to write and therefore is certainly not “light” literature.

Parody is a humorous genre of literature. A really good parody or take-off is better than the original.

The basis of acid humor is ulcers. Many humorists have ulcers.

Truth is often humorous simply because it is so unusual that it makes people laugh.

The greatest blessing of humor is that it relaxes tension. It is really indispensable in situations when there is nothing left but a big laugh.

Feleki goes on to demonstrate the tenets of the science of humorology through a single joke, which he himself told to an acquaintance at the Hungarian Academy of Sciences:

Two geologists converse in a cafe. One of them says: “Yes, unfortunately fifteen years from now the Sun will cool, and then all life on Earth will perish.” A card-player nearby has been half listening to the joke, and turns in terror to the geologist: “What did you say? In how many years will the Sun cool?” “Fifteen billion years,” the scientist replies. The card-player lets out a sigh of relief: “Oh, I was afraid you said fifteen million!”

But as my guy Feleki awaits an outburst of laughter, or at the very least an amused smile from the professor, he is faced with nothing but “brown study, rock-bottom humiliation for a teller of jokes.”

Just as he began to wonder whether his companion had understood the joke, the professor gave an appreciative nod, which he substantiated with a romp through the history of philosophical theories explaining humor: aight let the trip begin.

The joke is good… If we accept Aristotle’s definition according to which the comic, the ridiculous is some fault, deficiency or ugliness which nonetheless causes no pain or trouble, we will find the joke just heard meets these criteria. The cooling of the Sun is certainly a deficiency, or more accurately heat deficiency, although it is not ugliness, for even a chill celestial object can be a very pleasing sight as there are several examples in the universe to demonstrate. 

And, then, what about Hobbes’s hypothesis? In his treatise on the causes of laughter this mf said that laughter is the feeling of pride, as seeing the weakness of others, we experience our own intellectual superiority.

The joke also satisfies the contrast theory. For (according to Kunt) contrast is the essence of the comic. And in fact it would be difficult to imagine a sharper contrast than that existing between the ephemeral life of man and cosmic time.

In Schopenhauer’s terms, this can also be taken as the disharmony of a concept with some realistic object with which it is associated. Indeed, the card-player who sighs with relief at the idea that he can calmly continue his card-playing until the 14 millionth year of his life, for it will remain warm enough, entertains a most unrealistic thought within the context of a most realistic idea that men like to live as long as possible and dislike the cold. :s

Nor is Bergson’s theory of automatism left out of account, because the protagonist is jolted out of the mathematically induced natural time sense that measures human life.

To sum it up, I repeat that the joke is funny. Hence I am fully justified in laughing at it.

With this, the professor burst into uncontrollable laughter “so hard that tears flowed and he held his sides.” Feleki returns to the heart of the matter:

It was easy to laugh in the past at the modest jokes which involved the Little Idiot, the two traveling salesmen, someone’s mother-in-law, the drunk, or the Scotsman. Only a small surprise element had to be provided for the listener. A proper appreciation of scientific humor requires the proper scientific qualifications. The vital need to future generations is for a scientific education so they can have the incomparable surcease of humor in order to endure the state of perfection to which man and life will have been reduced by the process of science.

Just consider what degree of culture and education is required to understand the joke which is said to have practically drawn tears of laughter from Einstein and Oppenheimer.

One photon asks the other photon weaving about in space:

“Can’t you move straight? You must be drunk again!”

The other photon protests vehemently: “What do you expect? Can’t you see that I am getting soaked in a gravitational field?”

Yes, this is coming, this is what we have to get prepared for.

#future #happybirthdayfuture #freebandz #youngmetro #educashun #LITerary #gang #Feleki

[erizee]

@roguepythia you asked for it ;)

PREPARE FOR THE LONGEST COMMENT I HAVE EVER WRITTEN FOR A SHOW

How is gotham the only show I have ever seen that acknowledges mothers can be abusive too lol UHHHHM WTF what the fuck is going on with Pyg's face Seriously, every single villain on this show is trying to out-extra each other. Some wear glittery suits, others get hair so high it doesn't fit into the frame anymore, and some dramatically murder some random dude to the tune of ave maria. And you know what?? It doesn't even shock me anymore. I love this show. Harper is alive!! :DD And her name sounds so much like Harvey's holy shit MY WIFE IS WEARING HER RED COAT AGAIN Ajsjdkcksjah I love how she's acting around everyone she's manipulating??? Pretending to be in love with Jim (I will continue to see it like that no matter what happens) to prevent him from parting from her is such a badass move I love her so much LEEEEEEE!!!! She's running the Narrows like a boss and Grundy and Ed are her sidekicks!!! I sorta expected her to be Ed's but it works so much better this way?? Uhmmmm Ed made a smart suggestion!! That boy isn't dumb and we all know it. Oh also, letting her kill the guy is exactly what Oswald would probably have done which means!!.... I'm not sure what it means exactly but it's definitely good for my ship Lee is so caring and nice and badass and I want to cry ;-; first she settles a dispute that would have ended in death without her and a second later she asks about a kids health. I just love her so much, being away from Jim is helping her so much Aand can we please talk about how Ed and Oswald literally changed hairstyles?? Ed does it over his forehead for some reason and Oswald slicks it back/up. Bitch wtf that is some soulmate level shit right there Supportive Ed giving Lee really smart advice about ruling is giving me feels about the Lee/Ed brotp and early season 3 as well. Fuck me up Look at Lee being a better person than Jimmyboy ever was! Contrary to him, she's not a hypocrite ❤️ Oswald looks so sad :( He knows Sofia has been tricking him and even has proof, but he still seems to hope the one friend he still has isn't betraying him (I'm not counting Martin because he's clearly his son guys) Yoooooo this "perfect explanation against suspicion" is exactly what happened with Maroni and Oswald in season 1. With the difference that Oswald actually cares about Sofia while Maroni only liked Oswald for the profits he brought him Sofia is beautiful and adorable and I wish I had a girlfriend like her, pretty and adorable instead of no girlfriend at all She keeps lying and Oswald looks so damn heartbroken :( This is what happens when you take every single person someone cares about away, they become terrified of betrayal He cared about her so much, let her in on his business etc and it was all fake. His heart is probably actually breaking right now (in a platonic way) And in the middle of this actually heartbreaking scene that has me on the verge of tears (partially because I'm super gay for Sofia, partially because I feel so bad for Oswald), Zsasz makes me laugh by reciting a fucking meme. This fucking show. It hurts so much to see Oswald trying to hold back his tears and smile gleefully while it's obvious his whole world just shattered. AND YET it gets even more painful once Sofia admits she lied. He doesn't even have the energy anymore to pretend to be happy Oh my fucking god Zsasz's face at "foot rub" Sofia is so done and I love her Yo what the shit the Dentist is the creepiest fucking character on the show so far If there is one thing Gotham truly adapted from the comics, it's the idea of villains constantly making puns about their theme I just love how the three characters Jim calls first class villains are Jerome, Fish and Oswald. Mention Fish more often please!!!! What do all the villains of the show have in common? Correct! They all want to be remembered in one way or another That was the funniest southern accent I've ever heard. It's so southern, even me, a german teenager who has never been to america, realises it's southern Lee and Ed, the two Badass Bros, on their way to fuck her rival up. Hell Yeah. I had to play that scene three times because I never understood what the guy said until I finally turned on subtitles and I could have sworn he said husband instead of has-been. Ed would make a great husband for a certain flightless bird I can promise you that Ed is being super smart?? Oh godddd if I wasn't gay for Sofia before, when she acted all sweet and adorable, I am definitely HELLA gay for this badass, openly manipulative, top of the game Sofia. Holy FUCK SHE FUCKING MEMORISED EVERY SINGLE DETAIL ABOUT OSWALD AND HIS EMPLOYEES SHE'S SMART AS FUCK Sofia making fun of the guy who's about to torture her, laughing into his face and threatening his family while somehow still remaining adorable and sweet as hell is my sexuality You know what really gets me about this scene?? The way she coldly threatens a whole family, isn't even a bit scared of a horror-dentist but can't watch some random dude getting his brain drilled. She's so badass and incredible and yet she still has compassion YESSSSSSS THE CRIME GIRLS ALL TEAMED UP well they're enemies but they share a scene!! Selina is wearing leather gloves just like Michelle Pfeiffer did oh my fucking godddd this is amazing I'm so fucking gay for mastermind!Sofia MARTIN IS SITTING ON OSWALD'S THRONE AND OSWALD WANTS HIM TO INHERIT HIS CLUB WHICH MEANS OSWALD IS ALREADY PLANNING TO RAISE HIM AS HIS OWN SON AND BE A DAD WHICH HE ALREADY IS AAAAAAAAAAAH Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I mean we all realised there was something fishy about the scene where Sofia catches Martin spying and suddenly the scene cuts off but I kinda hoped it was just weirdly shot BUT HEY at least it wasn't his decision!!! I feel so terrible for Martin :( He looks terrified to tell Oswald the truth, probably felt guilty as hell lying to him in the first place but ignored it to prove himself to Oswald, and he knows how angry Oswald can get. And he STILL tells him!! That's some father-son trust right there guys I love how Oswald collects himself before answering the phone. Martin really is helping him with his temper huh I don't know if I ever said it before, but I really love the new Barbara?? Probably my favourite version of the character yet. Calm, calculating, but still emotional and crazy. Love her Martin looks so fucking scared :(( Protect him please MORE SCENES FOR FOXY PLEASE Selina is literally the youngest in the room but she's the only one that notices they're about to die. Really makes you think And Sofia keeps playing Jim and Oswald against each other! She knows she'll probably die if she doesn't do something fast, so she pushes her plan along and asks Jim to finally take Oswald down. Even though this is about her victory, she makes it look like it's what Jim wants too (which it kind of is?) I'm almost amazed at how Jim is finally thinking with his brain instead of his dick or ego. Almost because that should be the logical thing to do I can't watch Martin cry :( He feels so terrible for Sofia using him, which isn't even his fault, and he apologises and cries and I just want to protect him forever :( I get why Oswald is pissed but you can't just threaten a kid with basically kicking him out of the family But still, I love that even when Oswald is pissed at Martin he is patient enough to let him finish writing his answer without interrupting. that's better parenting than most parents do when they're pissed at their kids AND even though Oswald calls Martin a "little spy" he still cares enough to keep him away from the actual violence. Oswald?? More like Dadwald. Sassy Oswald is still the best. Lol as if he needed to be there to have someone killed The way Jim's and Sofia's scene was cut off it seemed like he considers her plan and will probably follow it but??? I'm pleasantly surprised?? I love how done Oswald is with Jim when Zsasz leaves I mean same This!!! Is the only kind of Gobblepot I am happy to accept. They're still enemies and they threaten each other etc but they have a common enemy and they work together to defeat them. This is some good shit right there This is also the first time this season I actually like Jim. He should threaten people like that more often. Ed and Lee fucking turn to each other in the exact same second this is the best friendship on this show Ed is sassy and witty and Lee is just like "!! this is my best friend and we're sassing this dude together" I love their friendship so much Remember how I said how gay I am for Sofia?? Add Lee too please she's so amazing and have you seen how she looks in this episode?? This whole season?? fuck i'm so gay No matter how genuine Sofia looks just before she kisses Jim, I will keep in mind that she looked just as genuine in her friendship with Oswald and no matter what happens, I will keep holding on to my hope that she does not love him. She's too good for him anyways More female-female scenes!! Oh god I hope this doesn't mean Harper will die I don't want that OH FUCK MARTIN BETTER BE OKAY The scene with the sirens and Martin in the car perfectly show their most important character traits this season?? Selina is the one that observers and notices, Tabitha is the brute that doesn't really bothers with people unless she likes them and Barbara, even though she's calmer now, is still the emotional one. Did I meantion how much I love their team-up?? For one terrible second I thought Zsasz had been working for Sofia the whole time and came to rescue her. I'm SO glad I was wrong Oh Jimmy you should have known Sofia won't let herself be "put on a train" just like that. I'm so damn happy Zsasz didn't kill Harper I cannot believe Oswald was willing to let Sofia live even though she betrayed him etc but as soon as Martin is in danger, he flips and is prepared for a full on war against her Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck Oswald is so worried for Martin :( I am dying and I hope Martin isn't OH FUCK SAVAGE that was the sickest burn holy shit Aaaand I also just remembered how sweet Gertrud and Elijah were and I miss them so much OSWALD GIVES UP HIS POWER FOR THE THIRD TIME NOW FOR SOMEONE HE LOVES AAAAAH Dadwald ;-; he loves Martin so much and Martin knows it and I just want to cry Let himself say these things to Ed next please The melody is the same one that played when Ed threw away the pills in 3x15. Oswald better not do what I fear he'll do BITCH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MARTIN BETTER NOT BE DEAD OR I'LL LITERALLY SUE Eddie, honey, sweetie pie, you have always been at your best mental heights when you were a sidekick. Sorry to tell you buddy but you are literally the best at being a sidekick, even though you are an amazing villain when you're alone as well Ed's brain damage is psychological!!! It's psychosomatic!!!! It's just him not being able to cope with losing against Oswald!!!!!!! Boiiii this implies some amazing things for the future I KNEW Ed's suggestions were smart!!! And Lee knows it too!!! The fact that it's more important to Ed that Lee lied than the fact that he's still brilliant is so telling tbh. It perfectly mirrors the way he reacted when Isabella got killed: He didn't really care about her death in and of itself, but the fact that Oswald lied to him for weeks. Here it's the exact same thing, just with less death and suffering. Even Lee's response mirrors Oswald's motivation! She was afraid of him becoming the Riddler again, aka leaving her, and Oswald was afraid of Ed choosing Isabella, aka leaving him!! It probably won't happen, but I really hope this will lead to Ed reflecting on what really broke him and Oswald apart. This may be the first time in all four seasons someone tells Ed they like him the way he is now. Kristen wanted him to be more “manly” first and less murdery later. Oswald wanted him to be who he was with the added factor of being in love with him (which he was, come on) and maybe more murdery. Lee is the first person that likes Ed the way he is without wanting to change him in any way and even says so. This is what true friendship looks like guys. SHE CALLS HIM HER FRIEND AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO CRY How long has it been since Ed had any friends?? A whole season for sure, right? Before Oswald, there was no one at all who was an actual friend for him. And now Lee comes along, supports him and lets him do what he does best and their friendship is so pure I want to cry. The "you didn't get told no a lot as a kid" thing from Barbara kinda fucks me up a bit tbh. Firstly, because Sofia probably got told no too much, since approval is literally the reason she does all this. Secondly, because I remember how terrible Barbara's parents were and how they called her a pig and all that. The both got told no way too often which is why theyre doing what theyre doing now This is the first time I could sorta analyse Barbara nice MARTIN IS ALIVE!!!! I'm so fucking glad holy shit HOLY FUCK WAIT A SECOND does this mean The Penguin's reputation as a gross soulless bastard comes from everyone thinking he murdered his own adopted kid??? BOIIII that means the thing everyone knows him for is actually fake and what really went down is Oswald saving the kid's life and giving up his dream of raising him just to protect him!! LOVE IS ABOUT SACRIFICE SUCKERS OSWALD CALLS MARTIN "MY BOY" OH MY GODDDDDDDD HE MIGHT AS WELL SIGN THE ADOPTION PAPERS NOW Oswald is about to cry and Martin is already crying and neither of them wants to be parted but Oswald cares too much about Martin to risk his death like he did with his mother by keeping him at his side. This shit is beautiful and I'm sobbing what the fuck FINALLY OSWALD GETS THE HUG HE DESERVES THEY BOTH LOOK LIKE THEY'RE LOSING WHAT THEY LOVE MOST IN THE WORLD So let me get this ‘straight’: Oswald is willing to give up the life he dreams of to make sure Martin is safe? He's willing to let someone he loves go to protect them?? BOY Oswald has grown so much over the course of this whole show HOWS THAT FOR "and you won't change" ED???? All the pieces for a renewed friendship between them are there! Ed is less obsessive, has found friends who can keep him from doing something rash like, I don't know, murdering his best and only friend and understood why Lee lied the same way Oswald did. Oswald learned to love even more selflessly than he did in 3x14 when he was already willing to sacrifice his life for Ed's by sending Martin away, thus proving Ed's theory about Oswald never being able to love that way wrong once and for all. NOW GET THEM TOGETHER INTO THE SAME SPOT PLEASE AND MAKE THEM TALK THEIR SHIT OUT My favourite plottwist is "we're raising the ratings with straightbaiting so we won't get cancelled and say someone will come into Oswald's life and change his view on love just before introducing Sofia, but actually Oswald will just adopt an adorable mute kid" Okay but where are my 20k word fanfics about Martin coming back to Gotham as an adult/teen to be a family again Zsasz is sceptical of sending Martin away but as soon as Oswald calls him is top man he agrees lol There was a guy called Laszlo/Lazlo at the beginning of the first season btw I'd literally die if Pyg was him You idiot, have you never seen Megamind???? If you don't see someone when you look into a cell, you don't open it and check wtf that's literally the easiest way to escape guys OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK ED'S HALLUCINATIONS OF HIS DARK SELF ARE BACK!!! I wonder if Lee accidentally triggered them by saying Ed is who he was before he went crazy fuck You know you spend too much time in school when you're too distracted by the missing comma in Pyg's blood message to find it scary

TL;DR: Sofia is hot as fuck Lee is hot as fuck and the best friend ever Lee and Ed are brotp forever and I'm so damn glad he finally found friends after all the shit he went through Oswald is heartbroken over losing Sofia's friendship and then over losing his son and so am I This season's women are sooo damn badass please let me marry them all Martin HAS TO come back!!!

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DisneyLand

Once again on the 29th of January, we went to Disneyland. I was actually quite tired from the wrestling match I had with Mini the night before cuz I reached home about uhmmmm 2 to 3 in the morning and still had to wind down and stuff. Don’t think I am complaining though, all of it was worth it hehehe me being tired that morning just proves I had a lot of fun the night before and took so much energy from me. I was Happy about it.

Again the bus ride there, I passed out so I don’t know what was going on with Mini but pretty sure she fell asleep on the bus too. We reached DisneyLand’s bus station and first thing we did was to find a coin locker to put in Mini’s and her friend’s suitcase cuz they weren’t coming back to Tsukuba that night. We walked and talked to the entrance and yo...the amount of people waiting there was insane. Luckily the weather was superb, the sun was out, some clouds in the sky and the temperature is just nice to wear a T shirt with a cardigan. Honestly a T shirt would do just fine. Back to waiting in line, I was looking around and saw that Mini was squinting because of the sun. She took out her sun glasses but it was no ordinary pair. It had some design of a raptor’s claw on it and I went,” Well damn, not only is her personality beast like, she brought a pair of sunglasses to fit along with it.”

Instinctively, I stood a bit closer to her and made it so that my shadow enveloped her being. Yes yes yes yes I know, aww that early? yes yes yes that early, I already thought small things to make the experience better for her aight. Guilty as charged but I was ONLY interested in her at this point okay. No butterfly in my stomach type of thing and pssh as if I get any :P. This man does not waver under such circumstances. 

I’l skip the bits where we line up and get on the rides because that is pretty boring. Not much was happening as well sooo ima skip all that. Lets jump to when we went into Winnie The Pooh merchandise shop. We were going around the shop and I overheard that Mini always wanted to get the Biggest sized Winnie The Pooh doll. The doll was literally 2/3 of her height, basically she can cuddle and hug it when she sleeps or something. Mini kept on going and going about how she wanted it since years back, every time she comes to Disney Land, the opportunity presents itself but not taken. I kept my mouth pretty quiet that time, I was thinking critically if I should get her the doll. It looked like she really really wanted it and I was tempted to buy her the doll that moment but I held back. If I buy her this doll, what would it mean? what will this come across looking like? will she be more wary of me? will she appreciate it? will it be a dust collector in the end? does she actually want it or it is somewhat of a strategy to see if guys would get her what she wants? will it be worth buying it for her? will it be a waste of money? and one more thing, how is she ever gonna bring it back to Taiwan? its so freaking big and Mini’s friend said that Mini shops a lot sooo how? In the end, I let the moment pass and I said in my heart,” If the chance comes again later, we will see how it goes.”

While that train of thought was choo chooing in my head. I called her Mini’s sister. Anni. I asked her if Mini needed another doll and the next words that came out of Anni’s mouth was, “ NO, SHE DOESN’T NEED IT. WE HAVE TOO MANY AT HOME. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. WE DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY SPACE LEFT TO SLEEP. THE DOLLS ARE PILING UP. WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER BIG DOLL ON THE BED. RHEIN LISTEN TO ME. DON’T BE A PUSH OVER. SHE DOES THIS EVERY TIME. DON’T BE A PUSH OVER.”

Meanwhile, this Mini looked at me with such hopeful eyes. Her eyes started to reflect the light a lot more. Did I see tears? Her facial expression also changed. Oh God I really can’t take her puppy eyes.

After that came the period of when either I am the cameraman or I am just sitting somewhere else waiting for these girls to finish taking photos. *Sigh* come to think of it, it is a shame that I did not take photos of just Mini and I. But again, at the time, I was well both testing waters and also checking if she well was a player. Anyway, below is a photo that I think that would be forever be in my memory. You may want to pay attention to Mini’s facial reaction as her hand grips my neck. 

She is really something isn’t     If you don’t think so then first Screw You and second is Please Leave. 

Oh one thing I should mention, I have her sunglasses for some reason. My T shirt became its hanger I suppose. People be looking at me weird cuz I was already using my own glasses.

Skippedy skip to when the sun has gone down. 

It was getting late, we were at Winnie The Pooh ride and guess where we went afterwards. You guessed it, Winnie The Pooh’s merchandise shop. Once again, we passed the big Pooh doll, I took it and asked her a bunch of question and repeated some of them,” Will you take care of him? He is not going to be a dust collector right? You’re gonna treat him correct right? You won’t forget about Pooh Bear right? He isn’t gonna be some other doll that you have right? He is not going to be a dust collector at your place right? Do you promise? Can you promise me that you won’t leave Pooh Bear alone? Do you promise????”

Mini promised me.

Now you may think what was going through my mind right. I am asking her so many questions and also considering buying her the GIGANTIC Doll. First, I thought that maybe she actually really wanted this doll for a long time. Second, the joy and happiness that she will feel is basically priceless. Third, technically her birthday already passed but this can be considered as a late birthday present I guess. Fourth, the way she looked back and forth from Pooh Bear to me then back to Pooh bear was just pure. Fifth, well in a way I wanted her to remember me so hopefully Pooh Bear would remind her of me when she leaves. The moment when the thought of her leaving made me a tad sad at the time even though its another 3 weeks.

In the end, I got her the Pooh Bear however there was a slight hiccup. As I was going to the counter and handing the cashier Pooh Bear for her to scan. I checked my wallet, I didn’t have enough cash on me because I wasn’t planning to be buying anything. I brought enough to spend for the bus ticket to and from DisneyLand and for food. I then pulled out my debit card, No Factor, the cashier will accept my card. Then wops the cashier told me that I can’t use the card. I started to panic like bruh I already decided to get her the bear, Mini was already so happy that I was getting it for her. My brain went overdrive, thinking of how am I going to pay for this doll. A span of about 2 seconds, I remembered I had my credit card. This credit card was supposedly used for emergency and it basically my savings account. Well I pulled that out because of course they can’t reject this card. Thank the heavens the cashier accepted it, legit I was so happy that it went through because I really wanted her to have the Pooh Bear doll by this point. I didn’t care if it came out of my savings, I just wanted her to have it. Seeing her laugh and smile so bright after seeing Pooh Bear being packaged into the paper bag.

 It felt like the night turned back to day again. 

I called mom straight after hahaha. She also gets a notification from the bank if the there was a change of balance. I told her what I did and not to worry, I’l put back the same amount of money back into the account after I get back home. Mom was all mad or judgey, she merely and calmy said,”Hopefully, its worth ya Boy.”

Yes Mom, it was worth it all.

Shortly after that, the theme park was going to close so we headed out and said our farewells to each other. 

I had blast that day, I was looking forward to more fun and exciting times with Mini again. I wish this could last for an eternity.

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