#uhhhhh other tags here wow!!

[doink-boink]

Doodle of Jimmy in the Tortuga that I totally didn't forget to finish. Noooooooo...

[t00thpasteface]

Please tell me more about your fantasy world I am feral for cool and unique fantasy worlds

UM UMMMMM UHHHHH well first off, everything i've posted about my world, Tacia, is in my tag #original fantasy, but it's still mostly just drawings of the sisters. (as a matter of fact, i just went back and rounded up a few straggler posts that weren't in there!)

i haven't fleshed it out all that much compared to a lot of other original fantasy worlds, but one thing i have done is set some hard-and-fast rules for the world so i can avoid having a disorganized, patchwork "kitchen sink" fantasy setting like wow or tes:

absolutely no animals past the Cretaceous-Paleogene boundary. plants are permissible, but no modern birds/fish, nothing but the most basal mammals, etc. this is why my orcs, elves, and dwarves have dinosaurian features; the humanoids are in their own clade of Dinosauria, distinct from Saurischia and Ornithischia, as there are no primates of any kind in Tacia for humans/humanoids to have evolved from.

magic requires reagent(s) and a focus to cast. this is seen in wands and staves that one has to "load" like pistols/rifles with powdered reagents, and in alchemical potions that use some solvent, carrier oil, etc. as the focus for dissolved/boiled/suspended reagents. magic cannot be cast without foci or reagents. the wood used to make wands/staves is grown on trees that are enchanted as saplings so that they aren't destroyed by the magic they channel, and the branches are shaped appropriately as they grow. more on this later once i update my sketches of this concept...

no centaurs. no satyrs. no mermaids. no ANYTHING that isn't an elf, orc, or dwarf, at least in terms of sentient species. no dragons, either. i do NOT want to open the floodgates to just throwing in random stuff that looks cool, because i don't want to exhaust myself retconning my own lore and justifying every random new thing i throw in on a whim. three species! that's it! the species are also NOT monocultural; the culture of Tacia is mixed-species with a relatively even population/distribution of each of the three.

other than that i'm mostly just winging it and doodling whatever strikes my fancy, then posting my favorite bits on here. i really don't have any grand plans for any webcomic or other project using this lore :') but i'm having a lot of fun throwing stuff in this big cauldron and seeing what happens as it cooks!

[solarnomy]

hello. hi.. um. (yes, i DO say 'um' and stuff through text ironically. i doNOT know why.) im kinda new to tumblr (now, that's a half-lie, i have used tumblr for a while now, just never posted!) so here's an attempt to make a pinned!!.., feel free to give me tips.. im dumb. um press more and stuff to learn about me!! im cool!! so please do it?

hihihi, im solarnomy (or solar, and galxxy on SOME occasions. ) i'm (currently) into minecraft (may or may not have got it on some freaky virus-filled website, it's cause im poor okay. mc is 'expensive' where i live!) oh!!! and i go by she/they (or literally any NON-MASC pronouns! i don't really mind.)

i post art (sometimes, if i don't procrastinate!),, uh edits (i probably won't due to fear..... cause im still ass at editing and stuff), and maybe, if i don't suddenly go like "oh god, what if i post this and everyone hates it and im hated forever??", maybe-just maybe, ill ramble and yap about something im currently hyperfixated on..

(press more to learn more COOLER and EPIC stuff about me! hopefully i won't mess this up and make a mockery of myself.. ahh)

I WATCH MOSTLY UHH, kenadian (wow, really?), wato1876, avatardotpng, and SOME lifestealers!! yeahhhahahah (squiddo.... and uhhhhhhh squiddo.... OH PARROT.. if he counts... uhhhhh) and, here's some other content creators that i watch (but not as much as the ones i just said haha); wifies, astrangecreator, boosfer, ivory, sleepycross!!

and some non-minecraft content creators i watch!!!!! >>> danny gonzalez, itsfunneh/krew, kubz scouts, laurenzside, manlybadasshero, rednasyo!!

now.. onto the fandoms im into/games i play!! (yipee)

- minecraft... (wow, really?)

- genshin impact..... (barely play it nowadays)

- hsr (same as genshin, i barely play it)

- rusty lake (i haven't played all of the games yet :'D)

- ex pjsk player... (im trying to start playing it again!!)

- musedash!!!!!!!!!!!

- death pallette- pallet? oh god i can't spell palletetsteteay.

- nso/needy streamer overload

- roblox. (donate robux, please?)

and more that i probably forgot, but when mentioned, ill go "OH MY GOD? YOU KNOW THAT TOO?"

more about me, im a MINOR?!?!?! gasp??!!! shokerz, man! im usually busy with school... but on weekends, i get freaky... /joke

dnis are probably weirdos... uhhh, homophobes and stuff... urrmm, idrk.. just mind your business and i won't bother you!! likeee if you no bother me!! i cool!! uhh,,!

funfacts about me??? uhh, i have a wife!! (love her sm!!) and im really cool cause i speak a lot of languages (not really, it's 2 and a half... and a ⅛... haha.... yeah)

okay,, that's probably it!! i spent TOO LONG on this!! oh and, feel free to send me reqs and stuff!! im open!!!

oh ya tags n stuff

#solarnomy777 = my really cool art

#solarnomy999 = random yapping

#solarnomy671 = answering stuff ^_^

[chthonicgodling]

(April’s)Huevember - Day 29!

featuring: Neo (center); Eisa (L); Einmyria (R)

[in which I’ve made my very own #Huevember wheel this year (that you can use too! Pls tag me I’d LOVE to see!) - unabridged version continues, including a wide array of Elysium’verse characters across the rainbow!]

and in the COMPLETE opposite of the previous picture, here we have Neo - Maci’s daughter ffkfkfkgk - plus Neo’s half siblings! Notes!

Eisa and Einmyria are Lokikids! They’re the daughters of Loki and Tory. When they were born like 10 years ago this was a huge drama sitch because no one expected tory to get knocked up and at the time Loki and Maci HAAAATED EACH OTHER so this was. catastrophic. it all worked out Eisa and Einmyria just have three parents now!! everyone’s a family!!

Eisa looks like that bc she is physically made out of rocks and lava embedded into her skin and. Einmyria in turn is physically made out of crumbly ash and she sheds particles wherever she goesss as we know Lokikids are wacky

but 😈thanks to their super intimidating big sister Neo, daughter of Tory and Maci of course- they have her as secret weapon to win every internal Lokikid sibling squabble (rare as those may be) bc she. can be Spooky on command. and GRANTED all the Lokikids do have A death goddess as a bigger sister too but Hela doesn’t live here sooooo… they win🤪

This is a choose your own context post bc I don’t know what sort of mischief Eisa and Einmyria have gotten into but clearly it’s something???? it’s an innate instinct in them. Cmon.

SO! At this point when I had drawn this, I sat back and went “wow! I COULD probably have included every Elysium character if I’d planned at all! I’m missing just a handful!! LEts see how far I can get to that finish line for the next pic!!” fgkfkfkg And so uhhhhh

The conclusion of Huevember tomorrow…..checks a bunch of oc boxes….. by having like 10 people in it. lmao. Get ready. Get hyped. THE END IS NEAR

click the link up above to see the whole Huevember wheel - feel free to use the tag AceprilHuevember if u want to play too - and my tag this year can be found here!!

[doctorbrown]

BTTF Year-End Tag Game!

This year:

How many times would you guess you watched the first back to the future movie?

At least fifteen times through, easy. Probably more than that.

Did you get any sweet bttf merch? If so, what?

I sure did! I got my really neat BTTF backpack, a Hot Wheels miniature of the DeLorean, a couple prints from CC including a metal print of the DeLorean about to time travel, and probably another thing or two I can't think of off the top of my head.

How many cans of Pepsi Free did you chug this year?

Not one. I don't really drink soda. If I do, it's probably root beer or ginger ale.

What was a favourite bttf fanfic you read this year?

Oh god, one I absolutely LOVED was Time Is A Flat Circle. I really liked the darker tone of this fic, the villainous version of Doc presented here (because he would be a terrifying villain, lbr), and all the foreshadowing done in this fic as you get closer to the end that maybe you'll miss the first time and then you'll see it all come together later—wow, fantastic. Big fan of being unable to change the present/future via the past because everything's set to play out that way.

A favourite bttf fanart you saw this year? (please give us a link, not a screencap/repost!)

Ah hmmmmm. I don't go searching for fanart on here as much as I should, tbh. I did actually catch a couple of the Doctober artworks going around and a lot of those were incredible. I'll have to get back to you on this one.

Did you create any bttf fanart or fanfic? If you did, what one(s) are you proudest of?

I'm working on a doodle of Doc atm for fun, we'll see if I ever do anything with it. But fanfics, yeah, I guess you could sort of say I did! I participated in the Doctober '23 event, and actually completed all 31 days. I'm very hard on myself so I don't know if I'd give one I'm proudest of, but I definitely got much more comfortable with my writing as the days went on.

How many times were you late for school this year?

I have long since graduated haha.

Did you watch any other movies/tv shows with BTTF actors in them?

A few (I'm not a huge film person actually), and I think they were mostly Chris Lloyd's things hmmm—Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension, Star Trek III: Search for Spock, I Am Not A Serial Killer, Doc Brown Saves the World (it counts, I guess), Million Ways to Die in the West, there were probably others I'm sure but off the top of my head, these are the ones I remember.

Was there a memorable moment you heard a Huey Lewis song this year?

A memorable moment? Hmmmm I'm not sure. I listened to enough Huey Lewis this year but I can't think of something particularly memorable about doing so.

How many times did you fall down this year?

A couple, probably. Can't say I kept count.

Did you get to see BTTF: The Musical? What was your experience like!

I sure did! I've seen it twice now and I'd see it a third time in a heartbeat. It was an amazing experience, I went in completely blind, didn't know anything about the production, the soundtrack, nothing. When it came to Broadway, my first time seeing it was in the pre-showing (or whatever they're called); like it wasn't technically open yet but wow, I was FLOORED. I came out immediately getting the soundtrack and listening to that damn thing on repeat for weeks.

How many times did your mom retell the story of how she and your father met?

I think she's only told it to me once. Twice, perhaps, for different context. But theirs is not a happy story so it's not exactly something that gets spoken about often.

If you could describe your year in a BTTF quote, which one would it be?

My year in a BTTF quote? Uhhhhh. "Yeah, I saw it on a rerun." OR "Yeah, well uh, let's keep this brain melting stuff to ourselves, okay?"

⚡️LIGHTNING ROUND⚡️

Did you get to: go on any trains, skate on a skateboard, ride a horse, drive a DeLorean, run in the rain, go to a dance, hang up a clock (maybe on this one because I may have knocked one down, can't remember), play the guitar, pull an all-nighter, read science fiction, or drive thru Burger King this year?

Your future is whatever you make it! So what are you going to make of this coming year?

Oh fuck if I know—this may be the year I quit the job that I hate that doesn't pay me what I deserve for my qualifications and figure out what I actually enjoy doing. I'll work on my confidence re: the content I put out, namely being proud of the things I create, whatever they are.

tagged by: @cheriboms (thank you! not only for the tag, but for all the support and kind things you've said about anything I've posted) tagging: i'm not sure who to tag for this but if you see it and you like it, steal it!

[xenon-demon]

15 questions, 15 mutuals

tagged by @spicysix, thank you so very much!! <3

Are you named after anyone? uhhhhh my name is my grandmother's middle name but I don't think I was intentionally named after her? so no

When was the last time you cried? y'all are aware of the passage of time? /j WAIT NO IT WAS YESTERDAY. definitely yesterday.

Do you have kids? no I'm baby (22)

Do you use sarcasm a lot? yes. and then when the other person picks up on it and plays along I need to clarify they understood I was being sarcastic. I hate it here.

What sports do you play/have you played? I was suuuuuper into tennis in middle/high school but I haven't played since I graduated. also I fucking LOVE chess. fuck you we're counting chess as a sport because it counted for my big high school tournament thingy.

What’s the first thing you notice about people? People's hair tends to jump out at me, so I'd say that?? Unless they've got striking eyes, then it's that

What’s your eye color? Dark brown! I think it's kinda boring lmao but I've been told I have nice eyes so *shrugs*

Scary movies or happy endings? happy endings ALL THE WAY. I get too sad if something doesn't have at the very least a bittersweet/hopeful ending, and I'm cripplingly scared of the dark so the less horror content I have in my brain to imagine in dark spaces the better off I am.

Any special talents? see what are we defining as a special talent here?? I'm pretty good at memorising numbers I guess?

Where were you born? Adelaide, Australia

What are your hobbies? reading & writing, video games sometimes (mainly minecraft at the moment), D&D - those are the main ones.

Do you have pets? a little white dog called James <3 and I have joint custody of my bf's cat (I gave my Tabaxi PC in D&D her coat colouring lol)

How tall are you? 178 cm! Aka 5'9.5"

Favorite subject in school? CHEMISTRY (wow the girl who named her blog "xenon-demon" likes chemistry....... who'd a thunk.......)

Dream job? to quote lui, i too do not dream of labour. but if I had to pick, I would say a teacher :)

unsure who has and hasn't done this one so if you're tagged and you've done it already, take it as an "I always appreciate seeing your username in my notifs" lmao @sailors-ink @onirislanding @patchworkgargoyle @stobinesque @steves-strapcollection @scarcrossdlvrs @steventhusiast @delta-piscium @hellion-child

[evening-winds]

20 Questions for Fic Writers Tag Game

saw someone do this and tagging "and everyone who sees this and wants to answer" so i'm stealing this. consider yourself tagged if you see this and want to answer!

1. How many works do you have on AO3? 19!

2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 224,584!

3. What fandoms do you write for? raileon all the way

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos? let's see...

1) wouldn't have it any other way — relatively short and a quick read, fun banter, pretty cute 2) keeping count — my emotional distress fic (to quote a bookmark a reader made). it packs a punch 3) dragon song — surprised that the novel-length one is this high on the list!! wow people really managed to read that one huh 4) the best way to put together me (will you and i make a breakthrough) — baby's first (finished and published) fic, and it shows. made it to this list by virtue of being posted in the relatively early days of the fandom lol (i suppose it's still decent enough) 5) you are my delightful intruder — direct sequel to breakthrough, so i guess it makes sense to see it here right after it

5. Do you respond to comments? yes! well, 99% of the time. a couple of times i've gotten a comment and went like "huh. ok. i have literally nothing to say. even a thank you would feel weird in this context" and not replied

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? a shadow of a memory aka hurt no comfort bad end au!! i know such a string of words may sound very unappealing but it's a good fic!!

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? uhhhhh......... i'm a sucker for happy endings (asoam notwithstanding) so i really can't say. i'm gonna go with the most self-indulgent answer and say certainty 👍 nothing happier than self-discovery (and smooches) (but there are also so many that have them getting engaged/being married by the end so. you know)

8. Do you get hate on fics? nope *knock on wood* (speaking of certainty, the reason i put off finishing it was because i had a very vivid dream about getting doxxed and death threats for having bad headcanons and it genuinely freaked me out for a while. good thing nothing like that happened in reality)

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? nope. not my cup of tea. i barely read it, either. sorry for being both ace AND boring

10. Do you write crossovers? nope. also not really my cup of tea

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? i hope not!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? no, unless you count the translating i have to do myself for every fic i write (tough EFL speaker life 😔👊)

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? the very first fic i wrote was written round-robin style with a friend nearly 20 years ago! we never published it (thank the stars). after that, nope.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will? everything in my wip folder.............. the one posted wip, heart as a compass (soulmate au), is on hiatus but i keep thinking about it. if only it wasn't 100k+ words long. that's too much!! ain't nobody got time for that (that includes both me and any potential readers)!!! out of the unposted ones i have to say serendipity (time travel au), which!! man!!! i have the setup, i have the romance, i have the fun little bits that appeal to me specifically and make me feel like a genius, i have the slowburn and the yearning and the delicious impossibility of it all, but. the plot. what is it. why is the time travel needed. i still don't know. also yet-unnamed champion!raihan au. i think about that one a lot, too. mostly the romance part and how it would be different when only one of them is a public figure. again, i'm missing the actual plot. every time i try to think about how the story of the games would pan out in this setting, i just skip straight to the end and start daydreaming about the role-switched post-eternatus hurt/comfort instead lol

16. What are your writing strengths? a background in linguistics and generally just. reading a lot i guess. learning by observing, absorbing everything. understanding the rules and techniques of prose. knowing where to look for guidance when you get stuck with something language-related. that sort of thing

17. What are your writing weaknesses? perfectionism. also the fact that i """have""" to write in english. this combo means that it takes a lot of work and effort! and i hate work and effort!! (anyone want to learn a globally insignificant and allegedly very difficult language that is 100% useless unless you want to live here so i could simply write in my first language and not have to deal with my nemesis (affectionate), i.e. the english language)

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? if it makes sense in the narration and context, why not. not something i have personally had to deal with as a writer

19. First fandom you wrote for? hp..... unfortunately (see #13)

20. Favourite fic you’ve written? it changes constantly. right now i can barely make myself look at any of them, let alone name a favorite. so i guess i'll say this: give a shadow of a memory a chance. it's unconventional but pretty cool

[mcmorare]

get to know the author.

name: quinn!

pronouns: they/them, she/her, honestly call me whatever you want i don’t feel a strong attatchment to or dislike for any particular gender/gendered term

preference of communication: here or on discord, but i tend to be on discord more throughout the day!

most active muse(s): katrina is pretty much always running in the back of my head, but ana has been getting her fair share of the brainrot recently esp with the new k.raven trailer. also i do miss my girlie tal i kinda wanna rewatch mf.s for her

experience/how many years: uhhhhh i've been doing rp in Some capacity or another for like... 7 years? which is fucking crazy to me wow time sure does pass but i've only been on tumblr for about 2 years!

best experience: i think just all the fun i've had writing and developing my characters on here, developing relationships between them and other muses, learning abt other people's muses... it's all very fun :D

rp pet peeves: uhhh.... i guess not respecting boundaries/rules

plot or memes: either one!! honestly feel free to send me memes or message me about plots or headcanons any time, i love recieving memes and i love talking abt different dynamics and relationships and muses!!! you will not be annoying me i Promise

are you like your muse(s): in some ways, but i think in terms of how we come off externally and our demeanor i am extremely different to katrina and ana. they are both very intimidating and skilled and assertive and i am just a little guy who is so afraid of everything and everyone all the time. i do have more in common with tal, i feel like we have somewhat of a similar demeanor and personality, but she's still definitely more outgoing and less shy (and more brave) than i am. ana is definitely the one i'm the least similar to.

tagged by. stole it from the dash tagging. whoever wants to do it!! steal it from me

[etoilesombre]

OK I’M DOING IT. I’m starting over the Fetch Phillips Archives with book one, The Last Smile in Sunder City, and I’m going to yell about it on here extensively because there is absolutely no reason you would be following me other than that you enjoy Black Sails, and I virtually guarantee that if you enjoy Black Sails you will enjoy Sunder City. So I’m dragging as many folks with me as possible into this new brainrot. 

Key Points, without spoilers (from here you should just filter Sunder City as a tag until you’ve read it if you don’t want to see):

1) Luke Arnold can write actually! I avoided these books for so long because I didn’t want to know if he couldn’t, and these were just getting published because he’s an actor. But no. The style is very consciously tongue in cheek Noir, especially at the beginning. It’s not perfect, I do think they get better through the series but this man can turn a goddamn phrase, WOW. 

2) He was working on the first one on the set of Black Sails, and showed Toby Stephens (I think both the Toby’s actually?) drafts. Which just warms my heart so fucking much. As someone who writes, just, that is the most intimate personal thing you can do and I love everything about it. Anyway, you can tell. Which leads us to:

3) The books engage with a lot of the same themes as the show. “Monsters” and who they really are as a concept, most notably, but also stories and how we tell them, how we understand ourselves, and how guilt and trauma inform self concept. And uhhhhh look I’m not SAYING he’s writing silverflint magic AU but... well if you keep following along I will probably be saying that later. 

4) Luke Arnold is radical as fuck. Just. It becomes clear and I love it. 

5) These books are SUPER QUEER ok. Both canonically and implicitly. Queer, monsterfucking, complicated and nuanced. There’s even a hot nonbinary demon. Fetch is sure some type of way, and I have FEELINGS about it that are likely soon going to be fic. 

6) GET THE AUDIOBOOK. if you can at ALL stand audio as a format, it is a completely different experience to the paper books. Truly, his acting skills come through, these are more like an old radio drama than a normal audiobook. As @jaynovz pointed out he doesnt use a ton of dialogue tags and tone indicators because he clearly knows how he would read them and that he’s going to. and that’s fine, it works without, but its a completely different experience with his voice acting. and its basically porn jfc his voice i mean what?

6) All of that said, the level of dysfunction, self loathing, substance use, poor choices, and general disaster is VERY HIGH. I happen to love that, but if you do not, definitely skip it. 

[zesstie]

ok, i just need to put out there that this is the first time i've ever written something relatively close to fanfiction, so it's shitty and a little ooc for some of the characters (especially keith ngl). anyways here a small klance oneshot but it's dialogue only!! btw no tw that ik of, but lmk if there's something i should add a tw for! it was written as a school project, so there shouldn't be anything!! enjoy my shit writing, everyone :)

L: “How- how did you find me?”

K: “You’ve got to be kidding me. You’re joking, right?”

L: “Uhhhhh….. yes?”

K: “Oh my God you’re being serious, haha! Wow, I did not take you as the dense type.”

L: “Hey! For your information I am very perceptive when I need to be!”

K: “Yeah our lives are kind of in danger right now? I’d take that as a time where perceptiveness is needed! And you obviously didn’t take that perceptiveness into consideration when you practically announced to the world where you were going due to how loud you ran.”

L: “..Touche.”

K: “Anyways, do you have any information on our enemy?”

L: “All I know is that we’re outnumbered. By, like, a lot. We’re the only ones left.”

K: “...Oh.”

L: “Yeah, how’s that for perceptiveness!?”

K: “Point taken, but this isn’t the time to argue! The enemy could be close and be ready to snipe us, and we can’t afford to lose this war.”

L: “Alright. Do you have a plan?”

K: “Well, you know how I said they could be ready to snipe us at any moment?”

L: “I think I see where you’re going with this, K.”

K: “Thankfully, we have a sharpshooter of our own. The only way we can win at this point is to ambush them. They’ve got 5 people, right? I think I’ll be able to pull off leading them together with some distractions, and once they’re all together, you can pick them off from above.”

L: “This is going to be so fun!”

K: “Remember to stay serious, L… But let’s destroy them.”

H: “Dude, we’ve been walking around for forever and there’s still no sign of anyone. Did we take them all out? I feel like we would have known if we took them all out.”

P: “Yeah, we would have. They’re either really good at this or have no clue what to do, and I’m going with the latter.”

*TING, TING, CLATTER*

H: “What was that? P please, what was that?!”

P: “Calm down!! Finding out where they are is literally our job, H. It sounded like it came from roughly 10 o'clock, but from above due to how long it took to hit the ground. Let’s go back east and tell the others”

A: “H, P! Why are you two over here? I thought your orders from S were to stay separate from the group.”

H: “Yeah, well we know where the enemy is and it's literally on the complete other side, soooooo yeah.”

P: “One of them dropped something, and I thought I heard someone quietly curse under their breath, so they’re def disorganized. ”

C: “Awesome, S isn’t terribly far away so we should regroup and come up with a game plan.”

A: “Let’s go then! We must win!”

K: “Beep. They’re heading over to their leader now, L. You in position? Beep.”

L: “Beep. Never been more ready, K. Beep.”

K: “Beep. Alright then, good luck. I’m counting on you. Beep.”

S: “C just filled me in, great job on finding their location H and P.”

A: “P said that what they dropped sounded like it came from above, so we should ambush from behind and on the same level, instead of from underneath.”

C: “Sounds reasonable enough to me, does anyone have anything else to add?”

H: “Nope!”

P: “Nothing here, let go get th-”

*PEW PEW PEW*

S: “What?! They’re behind us? Everyone, ready you-”

*PEW PEW*

S: “....”

A: “....”

C: “....”

P: “....”

H: “....”

Comms: “TEAM RED HAS WON THIS ROUND OF LASER TAG. PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE WEST DOOR AND DROP OFF YOUR GUNS AND GEAR AT THE PREP ROOM. WE HOPE YOU HAD FUN PLAYING THIS LAST ROUND OF LASER TAG.”

L: “Woooo Hoooooo!!! K, Did you see that?! I totally had them!”

K: “Yes! Great job, L! I knew you could do it.”

P: “Are they….. Actually getting along? I thought for sure their arguing would be their downfall.”

S: “Well, we’ve just got to not underestimate them anymore. Good game guys, you proved us wrong.”

A: “.... Yet again.”

K: “Don’t forget about the bet, guys!”

L: “YES! Free lunch, I can’t wait to meet you!”

[shwarmii]

uhhhhh wow that'a a lot of votes. i thought id be lucky to get 20 within the week. okay

(1) i wont out the youtuber bc they have a somewhat small following of under 1 million and, seeing how i severely underestimated this poll's turn-out, uhhhhhhhh, not going to even chance a comment-section deviation on their video. part of why i made this poll was because nobody had commented on the youtuber's pronounciation.... but they had said "Bob-o", i will admit that. i had said [redacted pronounciation] in my tags bc i didnt wanna sway shit but aT 3K+ VOTES IN 13 HOURS, I THINK I WON'T SWAY A GODDAMN ONE OF YOU, JFC, thanks for the sample size

(2) "Boo-boo" (like a ghost's "boo" ×2; or like a kid's ouchie) is very valid, i very much regret not thinking of it to include here

(2.5) i have never seen it spelled as "Booboo the fool" but i believe you; and if you said that's the og form of the meme, i can believe that too. ive just only seen "Bobo", personally, but, again, i believe you. im no expert on memes, hence, the poll of my ignorance. it is entirely possible i have been seeing off-shoot memes of "Booboo" shortened to "Bobo"

(2.5 edit ×2) ive now been shown "Booboo" memes and the meme wiki, so i have no explanation for why i have only seen the "Bobo" variations here on our hellish www.tumblr.com; but it def feels like ive been shown real Oreos after eating Fake/Healthy/Off Brand-Oreos all my life, wowza. i believed you guys before but now i too am confused why ive only see "Bobo" off-shoots. huh. wondered how that happened. regardless, then id expect "fourth pronounciation" to be higher than since "Boo-boo" (like a ghost's "boo" ×2; or a kid's ouchie) doesn't sound like "Bo-bo" (like "bow and arrow" with "bow" ×2) since as of rn (19 September 2023, 3:30 PM PST) "Bo-bo" is in the lead at 72% whereas "a fourth pronounciation" is at 18%... or is Booboo The Fool still pronounced like "Bo-bo" ("bow and arrow", "bow" ×2) and isnt pronounced phoentically like "Boo-boo" (ghost's "boo" ×2; or like a kid's ouchie) like i assumed?? idk. anything can change within a week and we aren't even 24 hours in yet

(3) i say "Bo-bo", but i think all ways are fine. "Boo-boo" is especially valid. i think its funnier if you can floor me into doing a spit-take like that youtuber with their "Bob-o the fool" pronounciation; keep at that shit, love that for you. but also i do admittingly feel really validated with "Bo-bo" being in the lead. idk how many of you are true "Bo-bo"s and how many of you are "Boo-boo"s doing the closest thing instead of picking "a fourth and secret option" (fair enough, they are def the sibling-pronounciations as opposed to the all the other variations), but i accept you into this camp anyway, hello, have a cupcake

(4) "Bow-bow" (kind of like a dog barking, but just the first half of "bow-wow") is fucking wild, i love it, hearing that would make me choke on my water for sure. wish i had thought to add you guys too, jfc

(5) the people saying "Boh-boh" need to give me an example to help me differentiate it from the "Bo-bo" (like "bow and arrow" but "bow" ×2) camp bc my ass can only see "Boh" pronounced like "Bo"

(5 edit) thank you, someone explained it was like "bowing" to someone which means it has a soft "h" and no hard "w". valid

(6 edit) i made a new, more inclusive poll variation if anybody prefers to vote over there instead lmao youre good to stay here if you want, or vote on both, idk, again, im not your parents lmao

(7 edit) thank you to the people correcting me this is not a meme (a meme is how it was popularized into breaching contianment; but it itself is not a meme), but is actually AAVE. i am non-Black (im a mixed Indigenous American of multiple tribes and am two-spirited; nonetheless, i am non-Black) and will work on removing and replacing this bit of appropriation out of my vocabulary so as to not alienate any of the irl Black people in my life with my lack of fluency in AAVE. also thank you to the people trying to uncover how the off-shoot of Bobo happened (the two main theories are (1) Bobo was a real-life clown up until the 70s, so its possible that it just a case of crossed wires from this game of telephone i was unknowingly a part of; and (2) the word "bobo" is Spanish and Portuguese and Filipino and some other languages term for "silly", "idiot", and/or "fool", depending, thus making Bobo The Fool into a bit of a Moon Moon which is by itself funny and likely also added to the game of telephone that created the off-shoot i kept experiencing instead of the og meme) obviously, i have no idea how the said off-shoot happened, so who is to say how it did. but your theories prove you are all very clever ♡ thank you all for the education ♡

i just heard one of my favorite youtubers say this meme out loud in a video and the pronounciation FLOORED ME so now i gotta know:

poll is just "which way do you say it"; tags is "which way is right", assuming your answer to "which way is right" is different to "which way do you say it". or i guess tags are also for uhhhhhh if your answer is complicated and if you wanna explain, if you have a diff way of pronouncing (pls tell meeeee), or whatever else you want, im not your parents, idk

[lasnevadaslaborunion]

Name: Jo

Pronouns: Any

Age: Adult

Fandoms: DSMP (see disclaimers), QSMP, Life series, Minecraft, D&D, Pathfinder, JJBA, HxH, Portal, Warriors, musical theater. I guess I'm getting back into WoW lately too

Favorite characters: c!Quackity, c!Foolish, c!Tommy, c!Tubbo, c!Fundy. Giorno, Narancia, Jolyne. Killua, Meruem, Neferpitou. And uhhhhh Captain Nemo

Resume:

Best Analyst and Angstiest Poster in the Karlnapityblr awards

Best Manberg Analyst, Best Las Nevadas Crew Analyst, and 1/3 Best c!Quackity Analyst in the DSMPblr Analysis Survey

Pioneer of tw lobotomy

Tag listing (WIP):

My analysis

My fic

Cool art

The Discourse

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Sensitive content will be tagged as "tw [thing]," ex: "tw abuse" or "tw cannibalism"

Disclaimers:

I don't like cc!Dream. If you like cc!Dream, you are not going to have a good time here. This is your only warning.

Fans and apologists of any character are welcome, but if criticism of their actions makes you uncomfortable, you might have a bad time here. I'm willing to roast any character for their poor decisions, including - no, especially - my favorites. It's my way of showing love <3

I do occasionally criticize the writing on the dsmp server and in other media, but I try to keep overt negativity to a minimum.

Poppytwt and suicide baiters will be blocked on sight. Stop it. Get some help.

Okay that's all for now, have fuuuuun

[the-fiction-witch]

You comin’?

MOVIE MPHFPC COUPLE JAKE X READER RATING: SMUTTY

I walked along the darkening little streets on the island, the sun setting across the vast water. I was still being quiet even if I knew I was far enough from the house they wouldn't notice me sneaking away and I knew they wouldn't notice me missing this late.

I stopped short and froze as I saw in the middle of the road a figure.

they froze too and in the sunset light, we could see each other.

"Hello jake"

"Hello y/n"

"what are you doping out of the house this time of night?"

"I.... could ask you the same thing"

"well... I didn't see you if you didn't want me to"

"yes. and I uhh I didn't see you either," he says "But uhhh... would you mind if I tag along?"

"fine. but you say a word to anyone where I go I will drown you" I warn him as I continued on so he happily followed me

"where are we going?"

"My special place"

"Ohh?"

"my privet special place, and if you dare tell anyone about it I will drown you jake. I'm serious. not Emma. not Miss Peregrin. not anyone" I Warned

"Okay, not a word. I swear" he says  

"good. what are you doing out here anyway?" I asked

"Just wanted a walk"

"Jake. come on"

"Emma's mad at me so I'm taking a little walk"

"mad?"

"Very mad."

"how mad exactly."

"well, she's not my girlfriend anymore"

"Ohh... I'm sorry jake"

"It's okay. I'm not worrying about it" He says

"why not?" I asked

"we've been fighting for a while, so we just broke it off. started taking walks so I don't have to keep getting yelled at that she doesn't want me hanging around"

"aww you poor thing. come on I'll help take your mind off it" I smiled as we arrived at the little cove "come on" I giggled and he followed a little confused by the route till we arrived at my little pool, with the privacy of the rocks and the beautiful moonlight cascading in

"whoa.... what is this place?"

"My little pool" I giggled "I come here to think. and to relax" I smiled, "I think... you could need to relax too"

"Yeah properly" he nods "I never asked anyway what is... your peculiarity? exactly?"

"Would you like to see?"

"Uhhhh.... okay" He nods

I giggled and slipped my dress off

"Uhhhhh- ummm" He muttered unable to keep his eyes away from me

I peeled off my stockings and my panties, unclipping my bra and throwing it at him landing on his lap but his eyes didn't even move his eyes wide fixated on me, I giggled blowing him a kiss and jumping into the pool

"AHHHHH Y/N!" He yelled regaining composer and running to the pool trying to get his clothes off in order to jump in after me but I popped my head out and giggled at him

"what are you so panicked about?"

"you jumped I-" he began

"relax jake" I smiled moving out a little more so he could see my neck

"whoa... your? your peculiarity is breathing underwater?"

"ummm hum"

"wow. your like a... like a mermaid"

"I guess so" I shrug "so? you comin'?"

"you mean it?"

"Ummm hum. come and swim. I promise it'll relax you. and I can happily take you're mind off things" I giggled

"Okay" He smirked finishing slipping his shirt off and then his jeans kicking his boxers off and jumping in with me...

[clocks-are-round]

Gonna hit you with a curveball - How about Carolina?

Uhhhhh oh boy. Out of all the characters. For multiple reasons I must ask y’all not to judge me.

fgdsdds YOU ASKED and I am nothing if not honest and oversharing

Why I like them: To be honest, of the MCs she’s probably the one I’m least attached to. I think I started liking her in season 15. Waitwait— I liked her interactions w/ Epsilon I think. IDK, been a minute since I’ve watched the seasons after BGC. Some of the fanart does have me simping, but we’re focusing on canon here and canon face reveal Carolina looked like… 30 minimum (I know she wasn’t but she looked like a mom to me idk), which is still old to me so *shrug*. Season 15-17 was great for Carolina imo. But fandom Carolina is really what won me over. And not just because she’s hot! I mean— FUCK! Can we— Can we change the subject?

Why I don’t: She just felt so… flat? cold? for the longest time. Obviously that changed with time, but I did not care much for her initially.

Favorite episode (scene if movie): Facing herself in the Labyrinth was pretty cool. Showed how far she’s come.

Favorite season/movie: Maybe 15? Velocirocktor is the shit.

Favorite line: “Can I sing?” and all those scenes implied. It established her current dynamic with them so well haha

Or the awkward, “Bow chicka bow wow?”

Favorite outfit: Her Halo 4 armor is most aesthetically pleasing to me. As for out of armor in fan drawings, anything that shows off those gorgeous muscles. Tank tops are good.

OTP: This is gonna sound cringey as hell, but since I don’t have a ship with her in the show— one of my characters in upcoming series Queer Canyon. Spinach (pronounced spinahk) is chatty and over the top and works best with someone who tolerates and enjoys that about her while still grounding her to keep her from getting herself into too much trouble. I think they’d be cute as hell together. In my defense, I realized if they met Spinach would fall for her months before I started simping for Carolina art. Carolina is exactly her type and as soon as I realized I started planning a potential crossover that may never see the light of day. (to clarify, in the planned 3 seasons of Queer Canyon they don’t meet the official RvB characters. Different simulation outpost, different freelancers, this is just a fun what-if ship) I am not opposed to Carolina ships though. They’re all pretty cute, I just don’t personally ship any of them I guess? Maybe I’ll pursue a ship in my fanonverse with her eventually, but currently I don’t have one planned.

Brotp: Carolina and Wash. I love their bond and pray it is kept platonic. Would love to see more of Carolina with literally any of the others though.

Head Canon: Carolina’s first name is actually Carolina. Not anything revolutionary but I don’t really have any big headcanons about her right now.

Unpopular opinion: IDK if this unpopular, but I think she has dark hair. Those roots look dark to me.

A wish: To see her interacting with the others more. Feels like she was always either with Epsilon or Wash. I want more dynamics!

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: This is also unpopular, but please don’t officially pair her up with Wash? I don’t care whether she ends up in a straight-passing relationship. I don’t care about Tuckington. I just want their beautiful relationship to stay platonic. But if it does happen, Rooster Teeth… DON’T YOU DARE CONFIRM THEM BEFORE GRIMMONS OR I’M COMING FOR YOUR ASSES*

5 words to best describe them: determined, strong, competitive, tunnel-visioned, protective

My nickname for them: I know everyone calls her Lina, but I always call her Carolina. I’ve tried using the nickname but it just doesn’t feel natural for me personally. My tag for her is //floor is lava undefeated champion

*for legal reasons this is a joke. Also, for personality reasons the most you have to fear is a strongly worded email about how disappointed I am in you.

[se0kie]

heat of the moment- knj (m)

pairing: namjoon x reader

genre: pwp, it’s pure smut i’m so sorry

established relationship, werewolf!joon, classic heat trope

warnings: *deep breath* let’s see if i can get it all?? dom!knj, sub!reader, heat sex, possessive sex, marking, biting, nipple play, pussy eating, fingering, squirting, choking, rough handling, dirty talk, degradation, use of bitch/whore/slut, multiple orgasms, impreg kink, breeding kink, creampie, cumplay, mentions of blood, namjoon has a big cock (duh)

tagging @ironicarmy fellow microtip pen enthusiast ^3^

not edited oop so you’re just gonna have to ignore the shitty mistakes

summary: you love your werewolf boyfriend, heightened senses and all. you’ve also begged him to let you help him through his agonising heats that torture him every month but the overprotective man he is, he will absolutely not let you near him when he’s so feral. but now he’s standing outside your door and asking to fuck a baby into you. are you ready for that wild ride?

a/n: i have no explanations for this behaviour. this is like 0 plot and all filth, I am so sorry. Horrific overuse of ellipses and uhhhhh,,,,, yeah it’s a product of my inner whore thirsting for Namjoon that’s about it.

You had been having a quiet evening to yourself, safe in the knowledge that your werewolf boyfriend was out on a hunt with his buds and all your work had been done and dusted. You were free to have a peaceful weekend all to yourself filled with self care and trashy movies.

Your dear boyfriend, Kim Namjoon, you had met him in college when he was a senior and you were just a bubbly new freshman.

You had instantly clicked and went forth to become the closest pair in all of Saint Wilson’s Arts University.

Enamoured by his height and intellect since the very first interaction, you had spent a whole year and a half crushing on him like a fourteen year old schoolgirl.

He had told you about his supernatural genes a week before asking you out on a date. And you had been together since.

Werewolves and vampires weren’t unknown to you, you were aware of their existence, but you had never thought that you would meet one.

You adjusted to Namjoon’s wolf characteristics better than you thought possible.

Sure he was warm like a furnace, and yeah he did have a terrible habit of spending hours scenting you so that anyone within 50 feet of you would know you’re taken.

Despite his somewhat difficult behaviour you loved him with every fibre of your being. He looked at you like you had hung the stars in the sky and he swore he would give you anything your heart desired.

Well... except one thing.

Ever since you had been told about the mating behaviour of werewolves and the monthly period of sexual craze that they were subjected to, you had wanted to help Joon out with his.

You had seen documentaries and read papers on the topic. You had learned everything there was to know about werewolf behaviour yet their strange heats boggled your mind more than anything else.

The sheer amount of pain and need that they felt every single month for a whole week, it saddened you to know that you could be helping your boyfriend out but he wouldn’t let you.

Instead choosing to tie himself up with heavy, blessed chains and have his six best friends keep watch.

You had given up after trying for a year straight, deciding that he would entrust you with helping him with his heats when he was comfortable with the idea.

Namjoon was a big man, standing tall at 6 feet with broad shoulders, heavy biceps and sculpted legs, he was scared of hurting you while giving in to his most primal instincts to claim you.

He had chosen you as his mate, his one love for his one life, and being the alpha’s son it was harder for him to control his needs.

So being near fragile, human you when all he could think of was sinking his fangs into your neck and breeding you was out of the question.

Coming back to your peaceful evening, you had just cuddled up with your fluffy blankets and a mug of hot cocoa when you heard the bell ring, the shrill noise resounding through your home.

You weren’t expecting anyone but knowing how impulsive your friends were you got up to open the door nonetheless.

Imagine your surprise when you see your giant of a boyfriend standing outside the threshold of your home, sweat dripping down his large body as he radiated heat.

Your brows furrowed in confusion, “Joon? What happened? Weren’t you out on a hunt, are you hurt?!”

Concern washed over you as you scanned his frame to look for any possible wounds.

Namjoon shook his head, movements tight and controlled, “No Y/N, I’m fine. I had to leave the hunt halfway.”

“What? Why?” you questioned.

“My heat arrived early.”

Oh.

“Ohhhh...” you thought to yourself as realisation sank into you.

“Joon, sweetie is it okay for you to be here? Did you need something before the isolation?” You couldn’t fathom why he would be here if his heat was upon him.

Unless...

No, he wouldn’t. You shouldn’t get your hopes up.

Suddenly you realised that he was still standing outside your shared apartment like a stranger, you stepped aside gesturing at him to come in.

As he stepped inside you closed the door. You noticed how his movements were stiff and rigid, an aura of tension clouding him.

“Is it alright for you to be back home, Joon?” you said softly, “Y’know, considering your uh... situation?”

You could hear his breathing in the silent room; slow, deep and controlled.

“Y/N, what if I told you that I wanted to mark you right now?” he said in a sudden rush.

You heard your sharp inhale, the question surprising you. But you knew the answer already, it was easy.

“I’d let you. Why?” You said without hesitation, carefully selecting your words you asked, “Do you want to?”

“I wasn’t expecting my heat to arrive this early, I had no idea why it happened in the middle of a hunt... But then I understood when I was standing outside the door.”

He said, “Y/N you’re ovulating.”

“Oh... wow, Joon are you trying to say what I think you’re saying?”

He looked at you as if he was calculating what to say next so as not to scare you away from him.

“Y/N, my wolf refuses anyone else, I know you know of how I used other bitches from the pack to keep myself sated during my previous hunts,” he said casually, the word bitch had very different connotations for humans and werewolves you had come to know.

You could feel your heart twinge in jealousy.

It was a sensitive topic for you, on one hand you really wanted Namjoon to be as comfortable and safe during his heats even if it meant sleeping with someone else; but it also really, really hurt to picture him in bed with the other gorgeous women of his pack.

You were insecure of your mundane genes, often comparing yourself with the strong and fierce she-wolves who had helped your boyfriend through his heats.

Namjoon spoke softly, “The past few months my wolf has been rejecting anyone who isn’t you. He wants to mate you, mark you as ours. Your ovulation must’ve sped up my heat. I can’t go on anymore without making you mine Y/N... for good.”

You were feeling strangely warm, you had obviously had sex with your boyfriend but you knew heat sex was in an entirely different league of its own.

All you could do now was nod your consent.

Namjoon stepped towards you, hands reaching out to capture your waist as his head lowered to your face.

His cheek grazing against yours, his lips brushed your earlobe as he mumbled into your ear, “Let me fuck a baby into you, Y/N. Let me breed you, please.”

You whined unconsciously at his words. Your belly warm and heat seeping through your panties. You whispered back, “Y-yes.”

With a swift change in demeanour his lips came crashing down to yours, large and calloused hands grabbing roughly at your hips as if afraid to let you go.

He growled into the kiss, his usually soft lips now tasting different because of the sheer dominance that radiated off of him.

His tongue swept against yours, making you moan wildly into his mouth, your own smaller hands grabbing onto his broad shoulders, fingers finding purchase in the thick, soft hair that curled gently at the nape of his neck.

His hand roamed south to the flesh of your ass as he cupped them with his hands and squeezed a cheek, tearing a gasp from your mouth at the surprising gesture.

Begrudgingly he pulled away from the kiss, releasing soft pants courtesy of your little makeout sesh, “Y/N I’ll ask you again, sweetheart. Are you absolutely sure you want me to mark you?”

You didn’t know if you had it in you to verbally say it, so you nodded shyly.

One of his hands came up to your chin as he gently angled your face upwards to gaze directly into his eyes.

“Use your words angel, a nod isn’t consent,” he rasped.

“I want you, Joon,” you whimpered as your eyes fell to the floor once again, unable to face your boyfriend as you openly declared your need for him.

“I want to be yours, only yours.”

You felt, rather than saw the smile creeping onto his expression.

He cupped the backs of your thighs as he hoisted you up to wrap your legs around his waist. His bulge pressing against your core. You whimpered at the soft brushes of his crotch against your clothed clit with each step he took towards your bedroom.

You giggled, the rush of hormones making you feel lightheaded as you whispered into his ear, “You grew really fast, Joonbug. Happy to see me?”

Namjoon chuckled under his breath as he looked at the spot where your cores met, and then when he brought his gaze up to meet yours you could see the shift in personality.

Your little puppy was gone. This man right here in front of you was all wolf.

He smirked at you before he answered softly, “That’s just half-hard, angel.”

Your eyes grew comically wide, surprise etched onto your expression as you once again looked down to the bulge in his trousers.

That’s what it usually looked like when you fooled around before.

You looked back up at him with questioning as he answered your unasked question, “I... change, during my heats. A lot of things about my body are going to be different when I’m like this. But I promise I’ll be very, very gentle.” He said with a soothing smile. His voice calming you down even when loaded with lust.

Slowly his arms fell to your sides as he brought your (his) sweatshirt over your head and threw it aside, followed by your shorts and then your panties.

It felt weird, being naked in front of a fully clothed Namjoon. But it also somehow made you feel safe, as if you could trust him with every piece of yourself.

Namjoon then laid you down on the bed, his hands travelling from your neck down to your heaving breasts.

His mouth working at your jaw as his skilled hands massaged the flesh of your chest, palming your nipples as his fingers tweaked and pulled at the stiff peaks.

He kissed the spot at the base of your throat that had you gushing wetness out onto the sheets. His fingers skimmed across your stomach as he finally, finally touched your core, drawing a surprised gasp from you.

His middle finger swept across your sensitive nub as he spread your juices around, stroking it and sending jolts of pleasure through your nerves.

Two fingers sank into your warm opening as he gasped at the feeling of your tight grip around him. Slowly pushing them in, in an attempt to prepare you for what’s to come.

You could hear the wet, squelching noises emanating from your cunt as Namjoon’s fingers fastened their pace.

He was having trouble tearing his gaze away from the view, his thick fingers thrusting into your pretty, quivering pussy. Creamy juices flowing down your thighs as you gasped his name softly in a medley of moans and whimpers.

You tried to straighten out your legs to cope with the intense pleasure building at the pit of your belly, warmth flowing through your body as you felt yourself get closer to that familiar edge.

Namjoon’s fingers curled as the tips grazed against the spot inside you that had you seeing stars every time.

You could vaguely make out the sound of his voice, as if you were listening through glass, “Cum for me, angel. Feel my fingers inside your filthy, little cunt and cum for me.” That was all it took for the dam inside you to burst as you groaned in pleasure. Your cunt quivering around your boyfriend’s fingers as he helped you ride out your orgasm.

The both of you waited a few moments, listening to each other’s breathing when you sat up straight and leaned foward to whisper in his ear, “Come on, it’s my turn to help you out.”

Namjoon, to your surprise, shook his head in refusal. “If you suck me off I’ll finish in ten seconds and the only place I’m cumming tonight is in your pussy, baby girl.”

You could feel the goosbumps rising on your arms at his words. He reached out and pushed you down once again, “I’ve got to prepare you well if you’re gonna take my cock, sweetheart,” he said as he ran his fingers down your torso, “So lie back, and let me taste you.”

You could feel him grinning against your thighs, his hot breath on your messy cunt making you shiver in anticipation.

His tongue swiped a kitten lick up and down your lips as a single finger pressed against your abused clit. The warm and wet appendage nudging at your opening as you gasped at the sensation.

You reached down to your boyfriend’s head between your thighs and roughly grasped strands of his hair in an attempt to cope with the overstimulation.

Soft, long strokes against your core sending shocks down to your toes as you arched your back against the sheets. Already reeling from your previous orgasm you could feel yourself reaching the end once again, much faster this time.

You felt incredibly hot, sweat forming on your forehead as Namjoon teased your clit with his mouth, gently nipping the bud with his teeth.

His hot tongue poked at your entrance and ever so gently eased in, his nose bumping against your bundle of nerves making you gasp at the sudden intrusion.

He looked up at you with his mouth still on your core, smirking and the next thing you knew you were bursting with pleasure, hot liquid splashing on your thighs as your legs jerked violently through your climax.

You could hear Namjoon’s faint chuckles, “Whoa Y/N, did I just make you squirt?” You blushed and covered your eyes with your fingers to escape his shit-eating grin. But his strong arms pulled your much smaller hands away from your face as he sat up towards you and attacked your neck once again.

His soft, plump lips mouthing at your collarbones as he drew marks across the skin. Blood red splotches that were sure to turn purple the next day. Namjoon murmured softly, “You’re mine. All of you, it’s all mine. Isn’t it, Y/N?”

You hummed in respone as you threw your head back and relished in the feeling of his breath on your neck as he bit and marked you to his desire.

He pulled back after what felt like minutes, the faint light of the moon creating a halo behind his back.

His large frame towering over yours as he spread your legs with a grip on your thighs.

He rushed to pull his t-shirt off his sculpted torso as you fumbled with the buttons of his trousers, helping him to discard the last piece of clothing keeping you from him.

The sight of his naked cock drew an audible gasp from you, it was double the size you were used to and angry red in colour. The weeping slit at the head thoroughly wetting his shaft with precum.

Namjoon touched your cheek gently to calm you, he rubbed his cock up and down your messy cunt. You leaned into his palm as he finally nudged at your opening.

You tried hard not to scream as he pushed the rest of it in, pain and pleasure intermingling as you felt like you were losing your virginity all over again.

He leaned his face down close to yours and whispered, “It’s okay, angel. Relax, take your time and get used to me, okay?”

You mumbled a small, “Mhm, okay.” Your voice straining as you felt like you were being split open. Minutes flew by and gradually you grew used to Namjoon’s size and girth inside you.

You mumbled, “You can move now, Joon.”

You could see the result of holding himself back in his expression and the way his arms shook around you.

You knew being so close to you and still not going feral was extremely difficult for him, let alone impossible for younger wolves.

But you also knew that he would never do anything to hurt you, even if it meant depriving himself of his most primal instincts instead of fucking you senseless.

He nodded in response and gave you an experimental thrust. You couldn’t help but moan at the sensation. His cock was so large you were stuffed full with no escape.

But you wanted more. You were done with being treated like a glass doll, you wanted him to let go and fuck you like he would any other she-wolf from his pack.

“I thought werewolves were tougher than this when they fucked. Or is it just you who’s scared to hurt me?” you piped up, feeling unusually feisty.

Namjoon looked up at you, his eyes piercing into yours, expression hardening upon hearing your remark. “You wanted to fuck a werewolf so bad,” he spoke softly, “Well then, take it like a big girl, Y/N.”

He thrust into you exceptionally hard, your body moving up against the mattress because of the force. His deliciously thick cock dragging against the soft, wet muscles of your cunt as he buried his nose into the crook of your neck.

Your eyes rolled back into your skull while you tried to process the immense pleasure running through you. Namjoon’s hands gripping your thighs, his balls slapping against your ass as he pushed his cock in and out of you.

You could feel every ridge, every nerve of Namjoon’s cock plunging into your pussy.

The squelching, wet noises emanating from your sex making you feel even more perverse, the obscene sounds filling your ears as you turned wetter by the second at the feel of his blunt cockhead buried deep inside you, massaging the spot that made you see stars.

Pleasure shooting through your veins and warming your belly as you felt the mixture of your juices and his precum slide down your thighs and the cheeks of your ass.

Rough, calloused hands gripping at the soft flesh of your hips with such force you were sure to find purple bruises littered the next day.

“J-joon, please make me cum. I wanna cum so bad, I can’t take it anymore! Please!” you garbled through the impact of his powerful thrusts, the sheer speed and force slamming you back into the bed with each movement of his hips.

You could hear him chuckle in your ear, the bastard.

“Tsk-tsk Y/N, be a good girl for me. You’ll cum when I want you to.” He grunted, “For now, you’re just gonna have to take it.”

A whine of frustration left your lips, the sinful noises combining with Namjoon’s almost painfully big cock assaulting your poor pussy.

You could hear your boyfriend whisper above you, “I wish you could look at your pussy right now. Oh god you’re so swollen, you’re dripping all over my cock like the little cumslut you are, waiting for me to give you my seed.”

You clenched around his cock at the thought of being filled with cum.

His cum.

“Fuck! You just got so much tighter, angel. You like that, huh? You want me to fuck my cum into you, breed you like my obedient little bitch? Gonna fill you up with my cum so you can carry my pups, my pretty little whore.”

You whined at his words, just the image of your poor, abused cunt filled with his thick cum had you salivating.

To your surprise, he had you flipped over and onto your stomach in the matter of a second.

Your ass raised instinctively while he gripped your hips with one hand with the other secure on your neck, squeezing just lightly enough to let you breathe but tight enough for you to know who owned you.

His hips snapped into yours rhythmically, his groans falling like music in your ears. Your tits bounced against your chest with each thrust he threw upon you. His balls slapped against your clit with every rough thrust, adding more to your already throbbing core.

You could feel the hot tears run down your cheeks, the overwhelming pleasure becoming too much for you to process.

The luxurious ache returning to your core you moaned his name without a care for who listened.

You could feel his hot breath nearing your neck as he drew his face close to your shoulder.

His teeth sank into the flesh as you screamed in pleasure and pain. Searing hot shocks ran through your veins as Namjoon licked at the thin rivulets of blood running down your skin. The tears flowing once again as you gasped from the thrusts.

The thought of being marked and belonging to your man had you squeezing against the large cock inside you. Namjoon had stood you up so now your back was pressed up against his hard chest while he pistoned into your thoroughly used cunt.

The hand that was once at your hip came down to rub at your neglected clit as you gasped and moaned in pleasure, the incredible pressure inside you building rapidly. His hand at your throat gently squeezing, just the way you liked it.

Namjoon’s fingers were furiously rubbing at your nub using your combined juices as lube. You had barely the energy to mumble, “Joon, I-I’m cumming! Please, baby I wanna cum so bad, please let me cum!”

You knew you sounded pathetic but to your fortune Namjoon was close to his end too, his grip having gone considerably harsher and cock largened even more inside you.

“Let go for me, slut.” he growled into your ear as you crashed once again, this time even harder thanks to the added stimulation, knowing that you were marked and now rightfully intertwined with the love of your life.

Namjoon came with a grotesque growl, hot, thick cum spurting inside you as he laid you down once again.

Hovering over you as he shot rope upon rope of his seed inside your warm, welcoming cunt.

After a minute when he was sure he was all drained out he removed his cock and instead plugged two fingers inside you, saying with an apologetic, “Gotta make sure we don’t spill.”

You giggled at his strange, instinctive behaviour.

“You know that’s not how it works, don’t you?” you said with a tired smile.

He looked at you with overwhelming love and tenderness, that favourite smile of yours painting across his beautiful face.

“Wolf habits die hard, I guess?”

[theseerasures]

oh i guess i'm starting the gay Fire Emblem tomorrow, here's what i know about it

BYLETH MORE LIKE BI-LETH wow nailed it Helen i'm sure no one has thought of this joke in the almost two years this game has been out

other than Byleth there is exactly one other character in the game, she is a white haired fascist lesbian who may or may not be a fascist and may or may not be a lesbian but DEFINITELY (maybe????) has white hair unlike some other fascist lesbians i’ve met

look. LOOK. i know

i don’t want to talk about it

honestly it’s possible that i’ll break my streak with her, from what i know she’s like. actually in charge as opposed to just stumbling after the guy in charge wearing a paper bag with a frowny face drawn on it over her head

i love me my Well Intentioned Extremists but usually i love the self-negation flavors more than the self-absorption ones is me point

her name is Edelgard von Targaryen, she has long ivory white hair with a weird crown thing that makes her looks like a ram and purple eyes like limpid tears. she was walking outside whatever the fuck the school is called and a lot of preps stared at her so she put up her middle finger at them and then...idk, War Happened

it’s very weird that characters in Fire Emblem have last names now actually. what am i supposed to do, tag them properly???

oh yeah there’s a school

i know this because i know there’s discourse about whether it’s problematic to ship her with Byleth because of i unno facism age difference teacher student toxic and wow i just got so tired typing all that

please do not clarify the discourse i don’t want to know

wait there has to be more than just two characters because there’s also Race discourse

i don’t know anything about the Race discourse other than that it exists, please do not tell me about it

aw remember Benny from Fates i liked Benny from Fates

Gay

but not enough??? or maybe Too Much

okay hang on hang on there’s like. definitely other people. one of them is Draco Malfoy and the other one is cute and brown so everybody probably hates him

uhhhhh branching narratives but actually interesting about it unlike Fates? i think? insofar as i can’t read a spoiler free summary of all of them and immediately go “well i’m definitely playing Revelations i don’t have the time or heartstrings to spare for the other routes.” everyone loves Edelgard but is the Edelgard story the best story feel free to tell me

i might not listen tho

gray morality (tm)? which i’m. lmfao

look i’m SORRY but historically Fire Emblem navel gazing about morality has had about as much sophistication as a seven year old talking about the importance of coloring in

Awakening is good but not because it had Moral Quandaries it was good because it doubled down on the campy simplicity and gave it heart

A for effort i guess??? but if there’s not a twist at the end of this one that everything has been because of a Shadowy Illuminati Dragon God Thing i will eat my shoes

there isn’t a child husbandry mechanic, which @professorspork will be relieved about, she was getting a little concerned about my spreadsheets

that’s it

i still don’t know what a Fire Emblem is

it was a shield in Awakening but it was a sword in Fates so. what is the truth????