#types 92wpm. indecisive about writing programs so is proficient with microsoft office; ios office; google docs etc; scrivener; libreoffice..
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Trying to sign up to this freelance website as a ghostwriter/essay writer/etc & realising that truly the only thing I don’t like writing is bios
#especially of myself. like if you give me your info i could probably make a good bio out of it#but talking about MYSELF?? i’ll vomit#maybe i should just try to have an out of body experience & talk about myself in the third person#or i could just make a list of the stuff i want to include and write it as a paragraph (to show i can write)#and then bulletpoint the skills they need to be able to scan through quickly#so like. 10 years experience writing high quality essays. pretty much lifelong passion for creative writing. high level of education#(master’s degree i have not used even once); plus i’m a qualified english & efl teacher so i know the english language like the back#of my hand; i.e. i can and will proofread for you & can almost guarantee that any final draft i send will be mistake free#types 92wpm. indecisive about writing programs so is proficient with microsoft office; ios office; google docs etc; scrivener; libreoffice..#please send in research/resources for essay writing otherwise i will just use the first 5 articles i see on jstor no matter how well or how#badly they suit the hypothesis#also please don’t make me do referencing in any style other than chicago#like.. i’ll do it but i’ll be crying the whole time#married to the oxford comma & the semicolon. will not write wiki articles due to a bad experience#but will write pretty much anything else#oh also not bios apparently#literally hire me. like. i’m great#personal
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