#tw: crude language and degrading slurs (aimed at me)

[cakerollk]

Outside of my close friend circle i dont think ppl know just how much NPC energy I have, like it’s actually a running gag at this point in my life. Be it online or irl, I could be standing Right There and people won’t notice me. Sometimes this plays into my favour (eavesdropping for potential blackmail material), other times... it’s just plain awkward. 

Had the most ‘I am just Standing There TM’ moment today at work while restocking inventory. if you’ve been here long enough, you’ll know the dancers at this lounge are catty as all hell. They will not hesitate to shit talk about you in the dressing room after cooing at how cute your outfit is to your face. 

So I was just doing my own thing right, and the girls decided to hang around the counter area before the lounge opens and just. started talking shit about me? unprompted? something something I sleep with my manager, I’m my boss’s side whore that she pimps out etc stuff like that. And like, I was just Standing There. None of them noticed me. 

And like.... I’ve been called worse stuff before this was more or less amusing to me, so I just said nothing. I did however, take out my phone to record their little shit talking tho. Anyways, a solid 10 minute passed they were still talking about me. truly fan behavior.

Finally made my presence known by telling one of the girls yeah this pussy is popping but at least I don’t have two baby daddy in my life at the age of 20 all :/ that was my face, I was all :/ They tried to play it cool, act like they knew I was there the entire time and it was all part of their plan to treat me like air while calling me degrading names. Sorry Vanessa, your ankles are shaking and it sure ain’t from the heels or badly placed tampon. 

But anyways I have the recording and I’m gonna show it to maman later. Stay tuned for more updates.