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Game of Thrones: An Angry Recap

Season 7 Episode 3: The Queen's Justice

(a little late this week, as I moved to another country yesterday, but next week I'll be on time)

Dragonstone:

It turns out when Melisandre resurrected Jon Snow, she also gave him the power of super speed. Remember when entire episodes were dedicated to a person traveling? Ah, good times. OH AND REMEMBER HOW ARYA IS NOT IN THIS EPISODE BECAUSE SHE IS CURRENTLY TRAVELING A DISTANCE ABOUT ONE THIRD OF THE DISTANCE JON AND DAVOS HAVE TRAVELED OVERNIGHT?!?!?!?! This show doesn't even have continuity in one single episode, let alone over the course of several seasons. Gah.

Speaking of continuity! Davos is super mad  a little distraught  kind of pissed  — I don't know. What exactly is Davos? His sons died in the Battle of the Blackwater, and Tyrion not only fought on the other side, he was responsible for the wildfire plot... But YOLO, I guess? Team Dany and the power of love, y'all.

Missandei, who, as we learn, is the Queen's Most Trusted Advisor (on the gender of high Valyrian nouns), smartly dodges Davos's attempt at small talk and keeps her cards close to her chest, not mentioning her slave background. As the team makes their way up to the castle a dragon flies overhead dramatically, and the CGI budget for this episode is blown. This is why we can't have direwolves, people. RIP Shaggy and Summer.

And then it happens, the moment we have all been waiting for: Jon meets Dany for the first time! After an, I must begrudgingly admit, funny introduction scene (go Davos!), the two royals talk. Unfortunatley they don't really hit it off, as Jon refuses to bend the knee and call her queen, even though the last King in the North, Torrhen Stark, totally swore fealty to House Targaryen for, like, ever. Everyone agrees. Seriously??? WHAT WAS ROBB STARK???? BARISTA IN THE NORTH??? JON YOUR BROTHER OR COUSIN OR WHATEVER DID NOT DIE FOR YOU TO STAND THERE AND TELL EVERYONE “Uh, yes, Torrhen was the last King in the North.”

Jon then gloomily recites his House words – Winter is coming – and adds that this time Winter comes with some friends, who are looking forward to killing everyone. Dany does not believe him. And why would she? She has never experienced anything supernatural! Except when she used bloodmagic to save her husband's life. Or when she did not burn. Or when he dragons were born. Or that whole Qarth business. Or the second time she did not burn. But yeah other than that, nothing much supernatural going on in her life.

Davos then breaks into a passionate monologue he copy/pasted from reddit about Jon and why he's awesome, but is stopped before he can talk about the Jon dying and coming back to life bit. Apparently resurrected people are looked down upon in Westeros? I wonder if Jon and Ser Gregor are pen pals, they could probably really support each other during these times.

Dany is not moved though, and breaks into the “My rape and abuse have only made me stronger”  monologue (TM). NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. D&D, you fucking straight white men. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE STOP PORTRAYING RAPE AND SEXUALIZED ABUSE AND EXPOLITATION AS THE ULTIMATE AND ONLY WAY FOR WOMEN TO GROW. I CAN'T ENDURE THIS BULLSHIT ANY LONGER. I CAN'T. SEVEN SAVE ME. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I have to say though, I find it very strange that Dany so openly speaks about her rape, given how she later fell in love with her rapist and he became her Sun and Stars and everything. One would assume that a) Dany doesn't mention it or b) D&D logic dictates that it's not rape, because, um, consent after the fact or something. But oh well, anything that makes us remember GoT has rape! Whoa!

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Meanwhile, on a dramatic cliff, Melisande and Varys don't like each other. Mel is fearing Jon and Davos wouldn't be too happy to see her because of “terrible mistakes” she made. I assume she was talking about Shireen here? Don't worry, Mel! If Davos has forgiven Tyrion for the Battle of the Blackwater, I'm sure he won't hold the burning of an innocent child against you.

Varys wants Mel to go far away, which she has already announced she would. But Varys doesn't really believe her... Psychological warfare, I guess? “Oh, Mel, Volantis is SO BEAUTIFUL! It's always sunny and the people are happy and it always smells so good! I hope you won't leave this sad, grey, pathetic fortress that reminds you of your sad, sad history with Stannis to go there! It would make me really sad if you left us, by the way, the next plane leaves at five. Also, if you come back you will probably die.”

“That works for me,” responds Melisandre in true badassery, “because I have to die here, anyway. And so do you! Mel out!” And she leaves him speechless. Way to shut up the haters, Mel! You're my new heroine.

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A few hours/days/weeks (who can tell? Time has lost all meaning) later, Jon is moping about kind of being Dany's prisoner. Tyrion swoops in and once more saves the day by REMINDING Jon that he should ask Dany for the Dragonglass, even though Tyrion himself did not know about the Dragonglass. But that's Tyrion, he knows everything, he's the awesomest person ever, and his quips look super good on a T-Shirt, so the writers favor him above all else. Let the wanking over Tyrion continue.

So Jon asks Dany for the Dragonglass, who tells him to get to work. Wait, did Dany expect Jon to mine all by himself? Possibly while singing a funny song? He is not a Disney character, Dany!

King's Landing:

Euron brings Cersei her gift—Asha, Ellaria, and Ellaria's daughter (Ellorio? Alleria? Airalle? Why bother with names at this point). The people of King's Landing stand all over the city and cheer, which makes me wonder how they knew Euron was coming. Was this a scheduled event? Like, “Next Tuesday: Return of the prisoners. Bring your own rotten fruit. Standing room only. / Next Friday: The Fleabottom Book Club Reads the Seven-Pointed Star.”

While delivering his gift, Euron does not fail to remind us that Cersei is a woman and may therefore be penetrated in all holes because... that's what women are there for? SERIOUSLY??? I CAN'T WITH THIS SHOW. STOP IT WITH THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT. UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

Cersei has an evil plan all hatched and ready, and kills Ellaria's daughter in the same way Ellaria killed Cersei's daughter. You have to hand it to her, Cersei's got style. At least she did not bake Ellaria's daughter into a pie. Probably because she does not know that trick with the butter!

That scene was my favorite scene in the episode though. Lena Heady and Indira Varma are brilliant actresses; Cersei's sick pleasure in all of this was vivid and scary, and Ellaria's desperate struggle moved me to tears.

I feel myself rooting for Cersei more and more with each episode. She's a really, really bad person, but she's SO GOOD at being bad. She's probably the only person who truly enjoys herself at the moment, and for that she has my respect.

Winterfell:

Sansa is ruling the North like a true badass, and she's good at it! That, or she's mediocre at best, and everyone else is just reall, REALLY stupid. A maester who does not know the longest winter in the last 100 years?????? Seriously?!?!?! And an armorer who does not know how to insulate breastplates??? In what world would an armorer not know how to insulate breastplates, but Sansa Stark knows? WHERE WOULD SHE HAVE LEARNED?!?!?! She never showed the slightest interest in warfare while she was growing up, and then she moved to King's Landing, where I doubt she had long discussions with armorers, and even if, they probably would not have told her about insulation because, you know, King's Landing is not in the North??? And I cannot imagine Ramsay let Sansa learn about breastplates and stuff while he wasn't raping her. GRRRR!!! I get that D&D want to make Sansa badass and smart and give her agency and YAAAASSS QUEEN FINALLY, but come on, they don't find ways to make Sansa look smart without making everyone super dumb?

Apparently not, because Sansa also knows AS MUCH, IF NOT MORE about Cersei as Petyr, A MAN WHO HAS LIVED IN THE CAPITAL FOR 10+ YEARS AND WHO IS ONE OF THE SMARTEST MEN IN THE SHOW (until he miraculously became stupid in season 5 and really, really stupid in season 7).

But there's a glimmer of old Littlefinger still in him, and he treats us to one of his “Always be scheming” monologues. I can only hope HE is scheming as well, but then he would be smarter than D&D together, so that probably can't be.

And then we have Stark Reunion #2, and Bran is back, and he is..... super creepy??? “Hey sister, you were really hot the night you were raped,” he tells Sansa, who suddenly remembers she has to do something. “What do you have to do?” Bran calls after her, and Sansa responds, “Uh, leave.”

Let's hope those two will warm up a bit.

The Citadel:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME. SAM HAS HEALED JORAH COMPLETELY AND IT TOOK HIM LIKE ONE NIGHT???????????????????? AND THEN JORAH IS FREE TO GO?!?!?!?!?! THEY DON'T WANT TO KEEP HIM TO, YOU KNOW, OBSERVE HIM OR WAIT IF THE GREYSCALE WILL COME BACK????????

WHAT EVEN WAS THE POINT OF JORAH HAVING GREYSCALE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?

AND IT REALLY WAS THAT SIMPLE?!?!?!?!?!? JUST SCRAPE OFF THE SKIN?!?!?!?! IN THOUSANDS OF YEARS, NO ONE FOUND THIS SIMPLE AND INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL PROCEDURE WORTH REVISITING AND IMPROVING UPON?!?!?!?!?!?!

“Dear patient, you have greyscale. I have good news and bad news! The good news is, there is a cure! The bad news is, it's a bit dangerous, and no one really wants to risk it, so we won't cure you. Off to the stone men with you! Bye!”

Casterly Rock/Highgarden:

To finally get even with his Dad, Tyrion has the Unsullied take Casterly Rock, which TYWIN BUILT???????? So.... who were the CASTERLYS, then??? Tywin's favorite piano teacher growing up???

We also learn that Tyrion BUILT THE SEWERS, which means he had maximum 10 years to design an intricate system, hew it into stone, and shuttle his prostitutes through. That sounds super plausible. Grey Worm and ten good men (TM) use those sewers then to take the rock. Remember when Ramsay needed twenty good men (TM) to burn Stannis' camp? Does that mean Tyrion is twice as smart as Ramsay?

But, oh no, almost no one is there, because Jaime took all the Lannisters (does that include Ed Sheeran) and took Highgarden, which was easy because THE HOUSE OF LORAS TYRELL,THE  WARDENS OF THE SOUTH, AND THE RULERS OF THE REACH, THE HOUSE THAT WON THE BATTLE OF THE BLACKWATER, aren't good fighters. OH GOD. I can feel my brain cells dying in protest.

Jaime and Olenna have one last battle of words before Olenna drinks poison to save herself from this crap. I understand you, Olenna, I understand you. And another really awesome character is gone to make more room for Emilia Clarke and her stilted monologues. Do you have any more of that poison, Olenna?

[mindofhills]

Memories in my room. // Stiles Stilinski series

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Reader

Warning: kissing, drugs, sex and cursing

Word count: 1,000+

Age: (recommended) 14+

A/N: Long and waited part 5 of my series is here!!! Sorry that you had to wait for weeks to read it, but I hope this will satisfy your needs. In that part Carrie is using drugs so I hope y'all won’t mind. Weed is all natural. If you don’t share the same opinion as me then sorry, but I hope you’ll still like it. Happy reading x

Plot: It’s Carries first day in Beacon Hills High School. Once she meets Stiles and his friends everything changes. Is it a good or a bad thing to hang out with a werewolf pack? Of course it is, what could possibly go wrong!

Previous parts: (Part 1)  (Part 2)  (Part 3) (Part 4)

Listen to me.

I just kept looking at his bare chest. “You like, what you see?” he asked me being a bit shy. I guess he thought I didn’t like, how he liked without his shirt on. “I love it, baby.” I answered to him amd I took of my bra. Now it was his turn to watch, what was now his. He smiled and I knew he is happy. My heart started pounding. My panties soaking wet. I pulled him closer and whispered to his ear. “Maybe my bedroom would be a better place for us to hang out?” and I looked at him. Stiles nodded.

I sat on my bed and bit my lip. He looked at me and said: “You have no idea, how perfect you are. I’m so lucky to have you.” “Stiles, let’s not talk too much crab on my waist and put that body on me.” He rushed over me and layed over me. Stilinski started kissing my neck and I let out a soft moan. He took his manly hand and rubbed my clit sending shivers down my spine. Nothing could be better, but I was wrong.

He kissed down my belly to my inner thights. I had to bite my lip to stop moaning. “Don’t hold it back. I want to hear all of your pretty sounds.” he said and took my panties off.

I must be in heaven. How did I get so lucky to have Stiles Stilinski on me? Yet, I thought about my true bond with Scott McCall. Would he be very mad at me? Why am I thibking about him? I HAVE STILES.

He rubbed down my clit. Not once I felt like I wanted him to stop. It’s the other way around. I wanted him to be a part of my body. “Stiles, please. Now!” I almost screamed at him. He looked over at me laughed and enters his large member into my entrence.

He lets me adjust to his size. “You can move, baby.” I said, he smiled softly and started moving. With his every thrust my body went closer to the edge of pleasure. I took his hand and closed my eyes. Our moans and screams filling my whole house.

He kissed me and that was all I needed at this point. “Stiles..” I said and he knew, what I meant. “Go ahead sweetheart.” he whispered and I fell over the edge. My legs shaking I tilted my head back and screamed out of pleasure. Our bodies so connected that he came right after. The way he moaned my name was unreal. The name Carrie has never been so beautiful. He made it sound like a perfect name.

He fell down right next to me. We both tried to catch our breath. “We didn’t use condoms.” he said after recovering. I laughed at his comment and turned to face him. “I have a werewolf way. Don’t you worry about it, Stilinski.” I responded.

He smiled and kissed me. “I have to go.” he said soon after and I was very suprised. “Why?” I asked him. “Dad and I are going fishing today.” he said and looked very worried. He thought that I’ll be mad at him, but not after that. “You go and have fun.” I said and I really ment it. I placed a kiss on his cheek and took my clothes out of my closet. He smiled, winked and pointed his finger at me, when I put on my red bra.

“Are you sure? You’re not mad?” he asked me. I laughed and looked at him: “Stiles. It’s all good. I’m not that kind of a girl.” He smiled and looked at me he stood up and hugged me. It was like no other hug I’ve ever shared with a boy.

Yes, the most affective hug was with Scott, because of our bond, but it’s diffrent.

“Bye, baby!” he said. I smiled and waved him: “Have fun, honey!” He loved, when I called him like that and I loved calling him honey.

I took my clothes and put them on my bed and went to my bathroom. After that orgasm I need a shower.

I put my hair up in a bun, took a pair of gary sweats, a XXL sweatshirt and a pair of regular slippers. My outfit of the day was bomb as fuck.

I took my bong and my weed out of my shelf, went to my balcony. I took a hit and held it in my lungs to get a real feeling. Me and my purple world. As a werewolf my body fights drugs and alcohol, but I did it with a dab of mountain ash so we’re all good. I turbed on my blue ight and just sat there.

I blew smoke out and took my phone. I had a text from Scott.

*I’m bored. Can I come over again if you and Stiles are done? You know haha*

It made me laugh. He was acting so cool about it and I knew it still bothered him. It bothered me as well, but after that I was falling hard for Stiles Stilinski. I texted him back.

*Come, I’m smoking weed rn so want some?*

I took another hit. Weed started slowly playing with my mind. I defined world in a diffrent way. In a relaxed and chill way.

“It’s kinda awkward, but I’m already here.” Scott said closing my balcony door. I started laughing and handed him my bong. He took a hit and smiled at me. “Mountain ash?” he asked and I nodded. He sat down next to me and took a pillow and put it behind his back.

“I know thought about me while being with Stiles.” he said after a long silence. At this point we were both stoned. I took my last hit and responded. “I know you know.”

Scott: You know that that’s not okay?

Me: Of course I know, but I’m falling in love with him.

Scott: Then don’t think about me while being with him!

Me: I can’t!

Scott: Why the fuck not? It’s not that complicated.

Me: I think I already love you.

He looked over at me and he thinked about kissing me, but then turned his head around. “Why worry though? Let’s just see, what happens. Right now, I truly am falling for Stiles and I want to keep it that way.” I said he looked at me and smiled.

Out of nowhere he started laughing and him laughing made me giggle. “What?” I asked him he tried to stop, but he couldn’t. After a long period of time he responed: “Dude I don’t know, I love weed.” and I nodded.

We listened to music, ate and talked about life. It was a perfect afternoon. We hung out for a while and then he had to go. I was all alone again. I didn’t mind at all. It was nice to think about my life and just get some me time.

I connected my phone with my house speakers and just danced my ass off. Then my parents came home. “Carrie, what are you doing?” my dad asked laughing, when he saw me jumping around with an apple in my hand. “Sorry!” I told him and quickly stopped what I was doing. “No, Carrie! Let it play. Family disco night!” my mom told me first I cringed a little at the idea of me, my mom and dad dancing like no one was watching, but I actually liked that idea. I started the musi again and we all started dancing.

It was nice dancing with my parents and truly bonding. We got tired and ordered some pizza. We sat in front of the TV and just talked. “So honey, how’s school?” my mom asked me. “It’s really fun. I really like Beacon Hills.” I said to them. “Any boys?” my mom asked again and I looked over to my dad. I blushed and took a bite of my pizza. “Oh my god! What’s his name?” my mom asked super exicted my the idea of my new boyfriend. “Stiles Stilinski.” I answered her and my dad smiled: “I like him. He came over to my office today and asked a permission to be with you. What a gentlemen, right?” my dad said.

He did what? What about fishing with his dad? I wasn’t mad at all actually. I really liked boys, who are old school romantic. I was also a huge romantic. “Yeah, we’re kinda dating.” I said to them My dad wasn’t mad at all and my mom almost started planning on our weddings. It made my dad and I laugh out loud. “You have new friends too?” dad asked me. I nodded my head: “Yup. Scott, Malia, Kira, Lydia, Stiles of course. You guys know about Derek, well he lives here and he’s my friend obviously. Then Isaac, Allison, Liam and Mason. I have more friends here than I did in New York.” I said to them.

I really did have more friends, we were all soulmates. Supernatural soulmates. Then my dad got serious and looked at my mom. “Do you plan on telling them that you’re a werewolf, an alpha?” my dad asked. I smiled and told them: “Oh they already know. Beacon Hills very supernatural place you see. Lydia is a banshee, Liam, Scott, Isaac and Derek are werewolves, Allison once was a hunter now she’s on our side with her dad then Malia is a werecoyotee, Kira is kitsune and Stiles was posessed by an evil spirit once. Oh and Mason was Tje Beast. Scott’s a true alpha.” I said to them like it was totally normal.

They were still trying to get used to the fact that all farytales were true and supernatural pretty much ruled the world. Then my mom asked: “How could there be two true alphas?” “I don’t know. Kira said that it’s natures way to protect people, when something big is coming. We have a true bond. It basically means that me and Scott have a true love. We feel our sences.”

I was a 100% sure that they didn’t get a thing what I was saying, but they did. “How can you like Stiles then?” dad asked. “I don’t know, dad. I’m falling for him and I just want to keep it that way. We have time.” I said and jawned. “Okay, guys. Bedtime! Good night.” my mom said, stood up and walked ro her room. “I wish you luck, baby. Good nigh. Love you!” dad said standing up. “Love you too. Bye!” I responded.

I walked up to my room and looked at it. Remembering that just a few hours ago I had sex here. I kissed Stiles here. I layed down to my bed and smelled it. I fell asleep.

I woke up to my phone ringing.

“Hey!” Stiles said

“Hey!”

“I wasn’t with my dad today. I was..”

“I know. I think that’s cute that you went to talk to my dad. Really cute.”

“You think?” he asked and I heard a smile in his voice.

“Yes. I wanted to tell you something.”

“Let me first. I wanted to say that. Carrie, you know I want your love. Your love was handmade for somsbody like me and with that I think I love you. Is that crazy?”

I laughed. “Yes, it is. Even crazier is the fact that I think I love you too. I don’t want this to go too fast though.”

“Me too. How you’re doing?”

“I’m laying on my bed. Remember, last nigh you were in my room and now all my bedsheets smell like you.”

He started laughing. I loved his voice, his smile, his laugh, the way he smelled.

“What are you thinking about?” asked me.

“I’m thinking about you.”

He smiled and I’m sure he blushed too.

“Can I come over?” he asked.

“Of course you can, but my parents are home though.”

“I don’t mind them I want to meet parents, who gave life to my beautiful girlfriend. I’ll be there in 10. Love you!”

I smiled and responded: “Love you too!” I went downstairs and my parents were making breakfast. “Stiles is coming over.” I sais and my mom smiled and jumped in the air. “I’ll make pancakes then. I want to meet that young boy, who has my daughters heart.” I smiled and looked over to my dad, he was laughing and winked at me. I made myself a cup of coffe and ther I heard a knock on our door. I opened it and there he stood with !a flower. I smiled: “Stiles, what are you doing?” and invited him in. He hugged me and kissed me on my cheek. “Good morning, sunshine!” he said and handed me a sunflower.

Me dad walked over and hugged Stiles. They seemed like buddys. The my mom came over. “Stiles, my mom Judy. Mom this is Stiles Stilinski.” He smiled: “Hi, ms. Miller! I’m Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but everyone calles me Stiles. It’s less complicated.” he said and laughed. My mom looked over at me: “I get you now.” she said and hugged Stiles. Stiles seemed suprised, but hugged her back. “Come on in! I’m making pancakes.” she said. Stiles looked over at me and smiled automatically. He crabbed my hand we went to my kitchen.

Sunday morning with the one I madly love and the ones I’ll always love.