#trojan horse meme

[kalpalatas]

i COULD write adult au ssmy and start discourse about how egg yolks ruin light sponges like victoria and why condensed milk belongs in buttercream. i COULD do that.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[rainbowpopeworld]

Almost 7 months and the brainlichen are still in control 😈😇

[greeknerdsstuff]

:3

[unholyblissafterdark]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[funsizedshark]

💖✨️🎶 i know you wanted me to stay

but i can't ignore the crazy visions of me dying under the walls of troy 💖✨️🎶

💖🎶✨️please let me go die under the walls of troy i wanna go die under the walls of troy so bad 🎶✨️💖

[cacaxtla]

So fell the topless towers of Ilium.

[melloreine]

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth? You mean the thing that killed the Trojans?

[dootznbootz]

Cursed thought: The Trojan Horse but you can hear Caramelldansen from inside as the colored lights flash can be seen between the boards.

[leosoralyyn]

The DM: how yall gunna get in the city

players 1: ok hear me out yall, we make a giant wooden horse and hide in the the horse and say it's a gift from the gods

The DM: that's the stupidest fucking idea I've ever heard in my life

The DM: role for deception

Player 1: 20 MOTHER FUCKER

[pierres-general-deliveries]

Drop your playlist king. Do you listen to Chappell Roan?

Oh, gladly. Caroline says it’s too weird for the store, but I like to think my taste is pretty underground… just maybe don’t listen too far in, haha. Don’t want you getting the wrong ideas about me!

And no, I don’t— at least, not willingly. It’s not my fault that Abby’s suddenly obsessed with the idea of kissing 100 boys in bars. (Maybe the whole bisexual thing really was a phase after all?)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[yessikg]

[legitimatesatanspawn]

Stop giving me access to file editing programs.