#translation: there must be enough DK fans who see Falcon this way so if they can piss me off I can piss them off | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

fierykitten2 · 1 year

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Just noticed a fancomic on my Pinterest recommended about Falcon and Samus fighting and I made the mistake of being interested in seeing why they were fighting. It took me briefly seeing a four-letter word beginning with r that relates to sex crimes to make me realise… I don’t need to guess what that’s about and you’ve just pissed off the entire F-Zero fandom. Thanks for offending me

#why can’t DK be the one who gets mass-headcanoned like that? Leave my buff avian (bird furry) alone #translation: there must be enough DK fans who see Falcon this way so if they can piss me off I can piss them off #captain falcon #samus aran #also I don’t want to report the pin but I don’t want to stop seeing posts that seem like I want them on my Nintendo Board #and apparently I haven’t worked out what blocking an account is #I’m only suggesting DK because the expand dong meme exists and I don’t care enough about Donkey Kong anyway #and don’t tell the Pokémon fandom I called Falcon a bird furry because that’s probably not gonna improve things #given the Pokémon fandom seems to hate furries of any kind

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