#toddler lies

[hedwig221b]

Heeeeyyy 💗💖💜💗💖💜💖💗

I MISSED Y'ALL SO MUCH 😭 I'm back and I'm already elbows deep into writing sterek like they make me crazy with their chemistry I'm choking crying throwing up anyways this sterek brainrot never fucking ends I guess

[esteljune]

P reacting to 'human' things headcanons {P x reader}

Thirsty as he is to understand human behavior, Pinocchio is happy to observe and capture whatever makes you that way.

Music and art in general are things that he considers extremely characteristic of human beings. So hearing your voice sing or reading a book to him or watching your fingers trace a drawing awaken an unknown warmth in his chest, something deep and visceral. He couldn't describe it, but you could clearly see a spark of new awareness in his eyes.

Your heartbeat. And how its fluctuations affect your body. Pinocchio would avidly weigh every contour of your face, the watery languor that animates your eyes, the blush flaring on your cheeks, the slightly faster breathing.

So I wouldn't be surprised if he asked you to place his hand on your chest to feel the muffled pulse under the steel palm or if he loved to relax in your arms nestled against your chest while your fingers caress his hair.

The same goes for your body heat. Pinocchio is extremely attracted by the warm softness of your skin and the fragility of your body which contrasts with his cold and eternal one.

Crying. For Pinocchio, the tears that mark your cheeks are something extremely human and exceptional, because through that involuntary phenomenon you are able to reflect your pain and your most intimate torments externally. Which he is unable to do.

Your smile is also something that causes inexplicable phenomena within him. It's something that comes so spontaneously on your lips when you meet his eyes that Pinocchio often wonders what he did to deserve such a sincere feeling.

Pain and suffering both physical and mental is something that as time passes begins to disturb him deeply. He would do anything to alleviate your suffering and not being very good with words he will try to be physically close to you to share the weight of those feelings with you. Plus he would be the first one to want to tend to your wounds or watch over you all night if necessary.

Rest assured that he would see the true beauty in you no matter what condition you are in.

A kiss. At first it would be something extremely curious for him, a mixture of warmth, softness and your breath on his lips. The boy would remain still, leaving you to observe your reactions. It's something that triggers incredible reactions in your body, just by being so close to him. Over time, Pinocchio will end up wanting to be kissed again, the rapid heartbeats of both of you blending into his chest resting on yours.

[radarchives]

[ghoulcified]

The moderators ask why Trump thinks it is okay to weigh in on his opponent's racial identity - and he says he doesn't care, loudly! (A lie, of course).

Roll the clips of him being a racist piece of shit about Harris .

[naveyistrying]

Egg Lineup! I changed my Pepito to include the glasses and gas mask

[anarcho-smarmyism]

it's at the point where everyone is just going on and on about how anyone taking a side is evil or trying to manipulate you and saying "nuance nuance nuance 2 things can be true at once!!" but they're not actually discussing any of the nuance. just scolding the viewer/listener for being so stupid as to believe either "side" could be actually morally correct to support.....but where is the discussion of precisely what "both sides" have done here? Am i really expected to respect this social requirement of "nuance" that intentionally ignores all context and details; that portrays neutrality, indifference, and ultimately inaction as the morally and intellectually right position -and all from people who describe the violence of Ham*s as inhuman, animalistic barbarism that MUST be repaid in Palestinian blood, but only refer to "violence in Gaza" and "famine in Gaza" as if its an act of nature, never even mentioning WHO is actually committing that violence against civilians? do they really expect me to buy these Zionist lies without question because anything less is antisemitic? how fucking stupid do they think we are?

[leolaroot]

made my mom cry but i got some serious bull shit off my chest oh well happy mothers day

[with-my-murder-flute]

Sometimes I achieve the clarity of mind to realize that "Griddle" is basically how a two-year-old would pronounce "Gideon" and it knocks me out again for another two weeks

[whyeverr]

"Daaaaada!"

[fussy toddler demands]

"[chuckle] I know, we have been out here for awhile. We should go inside soon, you're right, but we need to finish harvesting all these beans before it gets too cold out, okay? Five more minutes?"

[impatient little grumbles]

"Yes, thank you, mija. Want to hug it out?"

........................

[sweetronancer]

i just need ronance to kiss [clawing at my face] please they need to kiss!!!!

[pumpumdemsugah]

Some of this is silly lol Why lie about that

The guy lying about waking up at 5am is funny because she got the fun involved lol

[eclipsewarrior101]

(Web of lies au) how’s tinky holding up

1. Oh my gosh!!!! Hi. Thank you for the question. I didn’t think I would get any. 😊

Now on to the ask. Warning for mention of ptsd and a mental breakdown.

Now it Depends on where in the story.

If this is before: Steph, Pete and Hannah helped him escape

( you see Tinky rocking back abc forwards mumbling tick tick over and over. His hair is matted and he looks beyond exhausted and pale. His toy form so matted he smells a little. He is coveting his head saying “ tick….tock….tick….tock….the spiders eyes watch you her smile a mock”

If this is after: where the three kids save him and are at a secret location.

( you see Tinky clinging to Pete not wanting to leave his side. He’s mumbling words and not letting go. He looks like a scared toddler. Pete doesn’t mind)

Soooo yah. He’s….alright.

[kestrel-of-herran]

been having a little 2521 fics and final blogposts anniversary reminiscence and i just wanted to once again recommend the cdrama lighter & princess for anyone who needs reassurance that a college-to-adult love story with a dual timeline can and does work. it's such a perfect show with wonderful character development, irresistible romance and flawless pacing that lets a slowburn rivalry-to-partnership-to-friendship-to-lovers story reach its fullest potential while providing the angst and heart-to-heart resolutions to make it worth rewatching again and again. the reason i haven't written as much about it here is that it's already so accomplished it hardly needs me to emphasize the writers' and actors' achievements, i can only invite you to discover its warmth for yourself ♡

[shaunashipman]

at what point am I allowed to dropkick my neighbour for telling at her kids every night

[maiuoart]

Do you have any more ideas on how sans (swapfell red) were like as a kid?

if not that's okie :)

No no no... I do; I very much do!

SFR!Sans, as a child, was such a handful...

It's not because he wasn't disciplined; Not because he was seeking attention; It was literally his Soul desiring to follow what he was made for.

In my verse, he was literally made to become a cold killer.

Unlike Russ, Sans was only thought up of as a mere second thought; Nothing much was processed besides; 'Back up plan 2'

Gaster in this world, was aiming to take the Royal Scientist River's spot. He seeked with anger, jealousy, greed... He aimed with malicious intent; Which both boys gained, but sadly San's had the main blunt of it.

So after things were said and done; Both Papyrus and their adopted father, Lizando, fought fang and claw to settle Sans however they could during his toddler stages. He was a terrible; Literally scratching and biting everything and anything up. Toys, books, his own adoptive Sister, even Russ & Li themselves.

Sans bit so much, they actually invested in a special muzzle for him...

Occasionally, they found Sans killing small creatures... After they saw how gleeful he was about it, gaining small amounts of LVL with it, the two took the steps to correct it. Sans was gaining psychotic tendencies neither one wanted to have...

Sans showed the desired signs Gaster had originally wanted; Up into his young tween stages. He was gifted more than Russ with the killing and no remorse senses. Sans' soul was a dull dark grey when he was a baby; Something so rare for a monster child, even in their realm.

Thankfully with a General as your adoptive Father; Safe to say he had more ways to help Sans target this--... Oddly aggressive behavior in a more than healthy way.

│Sans was taught early how to wrestle; He adored to and rough house with his siblings. He really enjoyed doing it with Papyrus since he'd always hurt Alphys too much. But as Russ got 'lazier', not wanting 'to play', Sans turned to Alphy and going easy for her, in order to get her up to 'His Level'. │Learned how to control his strength at that stage; But when really upset, he has gone into a blind rage. │After the blind rage from his 5/7 age range, where a toddler was much easier to handle, and realizing he had actually harmed the ones he loved; That woke up Sans own internal thinking and realization to become someone better. Hasn't had a blind rage since that day. │Sans was always praised for things he did accordingly; And at first, he reacted negatively to it all... Hated the praise! But as time went on, he slowly enjoyed it.

Still, Sans learned the language of swearing, cussing, and everything else from Russ' friends. He would curse like a lil'sailor, not caring who was around. That stopped when Sans found a better role model, even if for a short while.

Once he gets into his teen stages; He really starts to even out and has the goal to become a General, like his 'Father'. Sans has called him as such, and has the dream to becoming a Duo General with Alphy's.

Alphy's and Sans have always battled since; Be it sparring together, simple sibling rivalry, or even a simple discussion. Those two were the best of friends and shared many likes and teased the other for their dislikes when Russ was no longer available and Li got killed.

But still, Sans was a lil'troubling with how eagerly he wanted to kill and rip anyone apart if they so much as showed him their eyes.

[lunavagans]

Some Cosmo sketches to tide myself over until I‘ve finished his comprehensive ref post T^T