#ti'zo x iq'sa

[raynewton]

Ti'zo and Iq'sa on a date

Hedwyn: Ti'zo, you can't go on a date with just tuna! Here, look, I got you some candied nuts, and raisins, and pickle sticks.

Ti'zo: Kre-ee-kee, Sunny Nest, what's all this for?

Hedwyn: When you fall in love, you can't wait, or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. You have to show her you care about her right away. Okay, another cream bun and-- Rhae, get the basket, Tiso can't carry this in his paws!

Iq'sa: How do I look?

Gareph: Perfect, Iq'sa, that's the fourteenth time I've told you.

Iq'sa: And I need some feather perfume! La-a-lee-ree! It's a must! Oralech, what do you recommend, silvermint or honeythorn?

Oralech: I wouldn't spare anything for you.

Iq'sa: Which smell do you like better? I need an authoritative opinion!

Gareph: Iq'sa, who are you trying to seduce?

*after one night full of lovemaking*

Jodariel: In the name of the Scribes, Ti'zo, did you have a date at the apothecary shop? You stink of bloodflower decoction halfway down the wagon!

Reader: Ti'zo says it's a imp arrow that makes imps attracted to--

Jodariel: That smell brings back too many memories of storming Highwings' mountains! Wounds were treated with bloodflower, and ulcers, and when I had hard lunar days, our doctor gave me-- Wait a minute!

Gareph: Hey, Iq'sa, go nest with your new boyfriend. It's so delicious, mmm!

Oralech: Yeah, that's enough food for the three of us for two days.

Gareph: And this caramel. Melts in your mouth!

Oralech: That's how the saps make it according to an old recipe. Only they have enough strength and patience. Once, after the Rite, I was shown-- so that's who you're singing with!!!