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fieriframes · 1 year
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[Now you're in the know. FIERI: And you can take your pork either packaged or nature is to zoos as God is to churches. Two Grinders, please. Two Grinders. Grinder's great. It's three different meats.]
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aidoxl · 30 days
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We as a society don't talk about Arthur's bout of cannibalism nearly enough. That man killed a guy with his bare hands after seeing that he killed a girl by brushing against a lock of hair. And he subjected John to numerous visions of his death as he savagely ate at Mr. Faust. Like enough with the jokes where's the angst when it's begging to be explored.
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the amount of effort that goes into figuring out what to cook and eat every day is RIDICULOUS. i used to think people were so weird and boring for eating the same thing every single day but it truly does make life so much easier
#and also it's nice to know exactly what your food is going to taste like before you eat it#like when i get unfamiliar takeout. half the time i'm like. oh.#i'm going to have to eat all of this. or be judged.#so i just do my best to suppress my gag reflex and Get Through It and then it makes me sick so what was even the point#i think my parents spoiled me. and the most annoying thing is they're significantly better at cooking now than when i was a child#so when i go over i eat three delicious home cooked meals + snacks and they're all different and amazingggg#and then i come back to texas and i am like. googling 'how to feed myself healthy vegetarian'#because I do NOT have the time or money or energy to cook three beautiful delicious meals Just For Me#i think this would be easier with a partner#this whole week i bought a fuckton of mediterranean groceries and i have been making and eating food!!#mediterranean is close enough to indian that i like it well enough#unfortunately for me. i am def going to have to learn how to cook indian food to get through life. because i cannot fucking eat american#i don't know HOW you guys do it i'm so spoiled#i'm assuming meat is this really amazing wonderful thing that just adds flavor to everything#(it is physically repulsive to me and the couple times ive accidentally tasted it it's bleh so i refuse to partake)#i think it's an acquired taste but it magically makes ur food better. that is my understanding of how meat works#cause american vegetarian food is the saddest fucking thing i've ever tasted#i still think about my coworker i was talking to about my food issues and he was like. 'do u understand that you have been given a gift#by having constant access to tasty food your entire life. i ate unseasoned green beans every day of my childhood. learn how to fucking cook#indian food already.' truly a horrific thing to hear. but i'm calling my parents more and going HOW TO COOK VEGETABLE? BEAN? PLEASE HELP??#and by god i am not going to turn into my coworker.#anyways we start with baby steps. lentils and rice it is next week .-. going to the indian store to buy pickles to make it more tolerable#and i have my cabinet full of spices already at least#i wish i was less pickyyy#sometimes lalita cooks indian food for me and i'm like wow. i love and appreciate u for feeding me. but this sure is south indian food#i don't understand How they use spices. it feels like they toss as much of as many bottles as they can into every dish#and it's. the taste is just OW OW OW and nothing else. where's the nuance. the flavor.#and i like it when things are spicy!! i can even eat things where the flavor is just Hot. but not when she cooks it.#she will like watch my face when i take a bite and then go 'if you don't like it i'm throwing away all my pots and running away'#which. honestly a fair reaction. the problem is that i am incapable of lying
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why didn't anyone tell me that Hannibal is a comedy
#its absolutely Absurd lmfao#'you wouldnt like me psychoanalyzed' SIR????????#what is he??? autistic hulk??? s i r ?????#i really didnt expect them to reveal Yeah Hannibal is The Cannibal literally in his first appearance#i thought it was gonna be like... Hinted at... maybe the reveal is in the season finale or a later season#NOPE. they were immediately like 'yeah heres our main villain. hes a therapist. everyone likes him. hes so sus but no one picks up on it'#and then. fuckin. will didn't make it One Episode before eating human meat#will describing the 'copycat' killer's work as Art etc & then we cut to hannibal smiling at this description#motherfucker isnt slick. this is hysterical#every five minutes theres a reference to the copycat or cannibals or whatever#and immediately theres a shot of hannibal standing off to the side like 🧍#HES SO FUNNY AND FOR WHAT#absolutely unprompted#god and hannibal. like. bringing link sausages to feed will's dogs. what in the cartoony ass villain fuckery is this#its Also funny how like three different people - including hannibal - are trying to rizz up will#so far the only one actively succeeding from what i can tell is hannibal#and then - then fuckin. will is all like 'i feel responsible for abigail 🥺' and lowkey hinting that he wants to take care of her#smash cut to hannibal making her his murder kid. the fuck. hes so transparent#hannibal 'abigail is a bit like both of us<3' lecter#and him continuously having dinner with jack and jack being like Ohhhh This Dinner Is So Good Whats The Meat#hannibal: *suspicious pause* rabbit#theres just so many funny moments from all of the characters#all functionally unintentional. but still. love this show#i was gonna finish naruto or watch warrior nun but fuck!!! didnt do that!!! watching the gay subtext cannibal show!#literally in the first ep when will was like 'this guy is killing and eating women bc he loves them' i was Immediately like#ohhhh so this is like A Killer Per Episode show. bc theres no way thats hannibal lmfao#also jack and wills dynamic... jacks like 'this is my special little guy <3' and then points to will whos huddled shaking in the corner#this show is so entertaining. i expected it to be boring. its fuckin weird and i Like It#i hope it gets sooooo fucked up. cant wait for hannibal to really lean into the manipulation to convert will to Murderism. its already begu
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blujayonthewing · 8 months
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hi, is this guy telling me to put the marinade that had the raw meat in it directly on top of the finished dish. and then eat it
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ctommyisnt · 7 months
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WHY is slowly dying horrifically together so homoerotic. Is it having to face your own death with someone by your side. Looking into their eyes to not escape the horrors. Holding each other close as the pain grows more and more. Crying in terror together. Fuck man
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jacqcrisis · 10 months
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Mentally preparing myself for war (a chili cook off at work on Friday)
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aromanticasterisms · 1 year
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oh my god sigewinne is so cute. she has something deeply wrong with her i can tell
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devondespresso · 1 year
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GUYS I JUST FOUND THE SCOOPS AHOY ICE CREAM AND SURFER BOY PIZZAS AT THE WALMART BY MY WORK THEY ONLY HAD CHOCOLATE PUDDING ICE CREAM LEFT BUT THEY HAD A TON OF PIZZAS IM COOKING THE PINEAPPLE JALAPENO AS WE SPEAK IN SO FUCKIN HAPPY
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nonuggetshere · 1 year
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KNOCK ON WOOD BUT I THINK MY MIGRAINE IS GOING AWAY, I MIGHT DRAW SOMETHING
Btw my LGBT+ headcanon doodles are still open if anybody wants to request them, or just gimme any suggestions you'd like, I might draw them (girl help I am extremely bored)
Or I might write something (glares at this buggycule WIP fic in my drafts)
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1327-1 · 11 months
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3 different kinds of tomato meat. 3 man meat tomato meat
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fieriframes · 2 years
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[IT'S GROUND-UP PORK. IT'S ALMOST LIKE A MEAT LOAF SPREAD. MORE DIAMONDS AND PEARLS OF ELECTRICITY. AND THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS OF PRONOUNCING IT--]
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if i reread "farewell, my lovely" and marked all the places where marlowe got hurt (physically or something gave him ptsd or both) i think i would be upset at the number
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nexus-nebulae · 1 year
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new food i can make new food i can make
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aidenwaites · 2 years
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ive been slowly picking at my shortfilm script and im SO proud of the way the first scene is laid out/what it sets up for the rest of the film but im fairly certain im gonna have to end up cutting/changing it for the sake of time and (probably) budget
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mars-ipan · 2 years
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i LOVEEEE the fusion place near my house <33333
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