#this was actually so delicious T_T

[lacebird]

Making Hayden Christensen's tea 🫖 | Recipe

After seeing the gifset above (from this interview), I could not stop thinking about Hayden's ginger tea. So I did what any normal person would do and bought all the ingredients required to make this tea. I did some research before doing this and used all the tea knowledge I possess (I basically just winged it). This recipe is for a single serving, but I'm sure you could eyeball it to make a full pot.

Obviously, I don't know if this is how Hayden does it. Ya'll who'll be meeting him at cons this year can maybe ask him lol

Recipe and directions below the cut 💜

Hayden's mean cup of ginger tea

Ingredients

I won't give exact measurements because I pretty much eyeballed this, but it's pretty straightforward. Feel free to add more or less of something if you want!

Water (fill the cup you'll be drinking from + add a splash)

Ginger

Mint

Lemon

Cinnamon sticks

Directions

Wash the ginger, mint and lemon.

Fill the cup you'll be drinking from with water, place in a saucepan and bring it to boil on the stove.

While the water comes to a boil, smash and chop the ginger (I used a piece the size of my thumb, feel free to use more or less). Slice the lemon (I used one slice about a 1/2 cm thick). You don't have to peel the ginger and lemon since we washed them first (also who has the energy to peel stuff — not me). Pick a few mint leaves, I think I used about six, but I'd use more next time since I didn't really taste the mint that much.

Throw everything in the saucepan, add a stick or two of cinnamon. Cover and let it boil for about 10 minutes or longer depending on how strong you want the tea to be.

Pour the tea into a cup (strain it of course) and add some sweetener if you like. I'm vegetarian so I use agave syrup, but you could also use honey or plain sugar. Or since Hayden's canadian, I guess maple syrup could work too? Feel free to try whatever you want—it's your tea, not mine!

Photos

For the peeps that find pictures helpful!

Water added to a small saucepan. As it boiled, I washed the ingredients (except the cinnamon)

When the water was boiling, I added everything to the saucepan, put a lid on it and set a timer for 10 minutes.

Done! How adorable is this little teapot T_T

To conclude, I thought the tea was pretty delicious. It's very warm and cozy, a really nice drink for winter, I think! I hope you try this out! Let me know if it was any good! 💜

[dany36]

famous last words after the crystal bearers was released :(

[welcometoteyvat]

 xingqiu, gold accents, ginkgo leaves, the light golden color tea gets in sunlight

hu tao, also gold accents, mahogany wood, smoky things, spider lilies unfurling in the dark. but it would be cool to edit her art so it’s more high contrast (darker outfit and hair) with stark black plum branches against winter snow 

chongyun, white, clouds, wisps of chill wind. fluffy things and a big fur coat

majority red palette ningguang would also be cool

and of course, zhongli with gold orange. old man can’t beat the geo lord cor lapis soulmates (ambiguous relationship) with azhdaha allegations

[merakiui]

Jock floyd who's name has been ran thru the streets ragged, but he's actually a little virgin otaku who needs to keep up his cool persona because otherwise all his 'flirty' actions will be seen as creepy. He doesn't want sports and alcohol, he wants mersex and breeding and keeping you locked up and and and

Can also be turned the vulnerability way where everyone assumes he's a player because he's playful but he's actually yearning and longing and sensitive, using avoidance tactics (Cater kin) and he's down bad in love with reader since childhood because she doesn't treat him based on assumptions and he feels like he can be nerdy ol floyb when he's with her <3

VIRGIN NERD OTAKU FLOYB!!!!!! OMG........ on the outside, he's that loud jock who everyone thinks sleeps around like a sex addict, but the truth is that he's a gross closet pervert who has never even held hands,,,,,, oh, that's so delicious. orz he's got everyone fooled with the persona he puts up. While everyone is spreading rumors about how he definitely fucked that one basketball team cheerleader, he's busy jerking it to hentai and imagining you in those scenes. AAAAA HE'S A LOSER!!!!!! <3

Floyb who normally wears contacts, but he tends to lose those and so he goes out into the world with blurry vision because putting on his glasses would decrease his cool guy aura. T_T he wears his glasses when he's alone, though. One day he overheard you say glasses are cool and since then he's been dying to fuck you with them on so you can tell him he looks cool. orz orz he's so desperate and wants you like you're the air he breathes. He can't talk to you as Floyd. He has to talk to you as the (supposed) fuck-boy jock with the crazy-high libido and flirty tongue. >_<

The "dumb jock" trope, but Floyd's actually super smart and does well in his classes. It's just when lack of motivation or bad mood hits that his grades suffer, but he's a very brilliant student. Hehe nerdy Floyb looking up all the ways to pleasure you and practicing on his onahole how to finger like an expert.

Everyone on the basketball team has their usual locker room talk before and after practice. Some of them brag about the flings they've recently had. Floyd doesn't really care about any of that because last night he came to the thought of knocking you up, and if anyone knew the types of fantasies he's had regarding you,,,, the viewpoint would change. It's not like he truly cares what others think of him, whether it's true or false, but he does want to give you a good impression of himself. He loves you the most, after all. Everyone else might as well be ghosts.

[soobrat]

leather lashings; lyy

˗ˏˋ🎧´ˎ˗ pairing; yangyang x vaguely idol!reader

˗ˏˋ🎧´ˎ˗ words; 2.6k

˗ˏˋ🎧´ˎ˗ genre; smut, angst if you squint, established relationship

˗ˏˋ🎧´ˎ˗ warnings; spanking, obvs pain play, dom!yangyang, bratty sub!reader, brat taming, fingering, piv, unprotected sex (I think sometimes I honestly forget condoms exist), making love, orgasm denial

↻ ◁ || ▷ : Hopefully adding spanking and making MC that bratty didn't upset you anon T_T time will tell

The two of you stare blankly at each other after you share the news. Him waiting for you to say “just kidding!” and you monitoring his reaction prolongs the silence. He scoffs, breaking the tension.

“You’re joking.” He deadpans with a smirk. After more silence he raises his eyebrows, signaling you to respond. You just shrug, stretching your mouth thin to get rid of the pout that’ll give it all away. YangYang laughs, trying to break the tension like always. It puzzles you why he does that. Why he’s so scared of a little conflict is too annoying a question to figure out, so you’re just going to force him to do so. He slowly tucks his toothy smile away.

“Is this to punish me for promoting with the group I signed up to be in.” He gives you that “you’re being silly, just give up” look that makes you fold usually. Not today. “The one you knew I was in before we started seeing each other?”

You shrug again, causing his mask to slip. The grimace you catch just for a second makes you giddy.

“You’re not seriously considering making a song with Baekhyun, you know the rumors and you know they’re not just rumors.” YangYang sounds anxious as the words stumble from his lips. He still insists on keeping that condescending the smile the entire time he tries to reason with your logic.

“I’m not considering it, I already accepted it…” A smile spreads across your face as YangYang moves toward you and snatches your phone from your pocket. You watch the emotion on his face shift from exasperation to pure anger as he sifts through your phone. 

He turns the screen toward you, “He’s already flirting with you. Either you’re being petty right now or you’re an idiot.” He lowers the phone, fixing you with a challenging gaze.

“Oh, I’m an idiot?”

“Yeah. And actually, even if you’re doing this to be petty, that also makes you stupid. What, if I don’t react the way you want you’re gonna keep screwing around with Baekhyun until he breaks your heart?” In his mind he thinks he’s got you. You scoff, such bold words coming from him. The same person who insinuated you two weren’t serious enough yet for you to start missing him this much.

“What do you care?” You retort angrily, finally letting your facade drop away. Your words barely set in before YangYang is grabbing you by the shoulders and shoving you against the wall.

“You’re so fucking annoying, you know that?” His breath fanning your face makes your skin erupt with goosebumps. Your anger is washed away as you take in his appearance. Maybe you shouldn’t have picked this fight right after he came home from performing. The red is gorgeous on him, but something about the length and the way they style it makes you sweat. The way they do his makeup brings out an intensity to his eyes. Especially as he’s glaring at you right now. And to top it off, he changed before he got here. That leaves him in a tight fitting tank—

“Hello?!” He’s met with your strangely darkened eyes before he registers what he’s feeling. He looks down to see your hand pushing under his shirt and up his torso. He laughs in disbelief, rolling his head over his shoulders. When he doesn’t feel your hands leave his body he unclenches his eyes.

“What’re you doing?” He asks with a warning hanging on his words. You don’t know what you’re doing. The tension is still looming over the air and it’s delicious, but a part of you wants to pause for just one second. “We’re not done talking. You’re not even going to fight against it?”

“Fight against what?” You find yourself stuck picking at him, shoving your face closer as if you’re daring him to snap. He wants to shut your attitude down quickly but your thumb grazes his nipple. He chokes on his quip, becoming more incensed. 

“Being called annoying.” He hisses through gritted teeth, grabbing your hand by the wrist and snatching it from under his shirt. Without the feeling of his toned stomach under your fingers you’re able to think more clearly. Why you decided to start this, why you were pissed off when he mentioned the tour like it was nothing. You use his grip on your wrist to yank him closer.

“Does it annoy you when I ask you why you care? When you were the one who shamed me for missing you?”

“That is not what I said! You said you hate how busy I am and I told you that was crazy. Not because I thought you were being clingy, because I’m nowhere near as busy as most idols. This is my very first tour in five years of being an idol!” His eyes plead for you to be reasonable. Even if you wanted to be, you’re too busy thinking about grabbing a handful of his cock through his jeans. No amount of screaming at yourself to focus is helping. You want to argue, convince him to stay because you feel your feelings for him are escalating. You’ve never felt like this about anyone before, and you’ve never wanted to fuck someone this much before.

“Babe, please tell me you didn’t plan to make me jealous over a misunderstanding.” He’s begging for you to listen to him at this point. It’s not because he’s conceding and calling for a truce. He’s getting impatient. You take too long to answer judging by the exasperated way he shoves his hand through his hair. He looks at you, clearly willing to give you one more chance to handle the fight you started. Then your eyes flicker down to his fucking lips and you clench your thighs. 

“You–!” 

With his anger peaking like this, you’re hoping he at least angrily fucks you against the wall. He drops your arm, head drooping just enough that his hair covers his eyes. You see his jaw quirk and you wait on bated breath.

“Go to the bedroom. Now.”

The depth of his voice, the demand itself and the lack of emotion he delivers it with stun you into silence. Your heart pounds weightily, it feels so strong it hurts. Just then, his eyes shoot up at you. How he looks at you with furious awe has your feet moving before it clicks in your brain. 

You enter the room, tempted to shut the door from the tension being too great. Was he going to fuck you until your entire body aches tomorrow? Or was he going to not fuck you at all? Forcing you to get his cock off while you sit there, needy. Or… was he cooling off alone so he can talk with you calmly?

You paced back and forth, the unknown making you crazy. He could just walk in here and break up with you. The door slams behind you before you could even work yourself up from that thought.

Your eyes rake over his form, taking note of the belt missing from his pants. The very same belt looped over and held tightly in his right hand. He grabs your hair, giving you no time to deliberate over this new kink he’s clearly about to try. He shoves your face into the bed, the leather lapping painfully at your ass soon after. 

The barrage of licks to your skin escalate in pain each time. Your volume escalates with it, you shoot your hands back to try and protect your ass only for them to get struck too. The only break you get is for him to pull up his own t-shirt draped over your frame so your panties are exposed. The scanty fabric leaves your flesh fully vulnerable to the belt’s onslaught. 

“Ow! YangYang?” You plead, looking back as much as you can with your hair in his fist. He shoves your head back down. 

“I don’t hear a safe word.” He grunts breathlessly before drawing his arm back again. You yelp in shock, unaware of just how painful this could be. You assumed you’d be sore, even bruised, but you can tell this will be on a whole new level. Despite that, you can feel your plush, swollen lips become saturated in wetness. The sounds he makes as he exerts as he strikes you makes your stomach flutter. The sound of the buckle clinking is so tantalizing. God, you want to be fucked. You want to be fucked so bad you don’t know what to do with yourself.

“I-I’m sorry! I’m sorry baby, I swear!” You squeal, still flinching each time the belt makes contact. 

“Hm?” He mewls. He delivers a quick succession of strikes. You presume it’s a punishment for your mindless pandering. “You’re sorry?”

“Please forgive me YangYang. Please?!” 

“Oooh baby,” he coos, smoothing his hand over your aching ass. You whimper as you recover, your ass tingling. He eases your underwear down your legs and you have to bite your lip not to cheer. You hear the belt hit the floor as both of his hands soothe your flesh, one sliding between your legs. You hum quietly and push your ass up higher for him. His index and middle finger slip in with very little resistance. You moan out, alarmed by his sudden change of technique. Usually he rubs your clit, easing one finger in and then two.

Instead he’s pumping in his fingers so fast your heat is sloshing loudly. He hisses as he leans over your body and holds you still with his weight. You still wiggle underneath him as he breathes hotly against your ear. You can feel your body building in pleasure so quickly you let out a panicked whine. Your high thunders closer as his speed accelerates. You try to plead or warn him about how close you are, but all you manage are unintelligible noises warped by your jolting body. 

“Yan– fuck!” Your voice crackles from the force of your wailing. You can hear his breathing getting heavier in tandem with what you pray is him increasing to the maximum speed his fingers can go. His palm is slickened from your juices. You can feel it smear against your skin every time.

The rope is so close to snapping. You can feel each coiled thread plucking away until there’s just one left. You suck in a harsh inhale and hold it as your climax looms just over the horizon. The hollow thumps of your heart is all your oxygen-deprived brain can focus on as it awaits the earth shattering pleasure. All it’s met with is crushing emptiness instead. 

YangYang's weight lifts from you and you lift to your forearms. You watch him in awe as he walks across the room. He serenely lifts a towel from your hamper, having the gall to start whistling as he cleans his fingers. 

“What the fuck?!” You shout, bristling at the smug smirk you earn. “What is your problem?!” He tosses the towel back and struts toward you again. You scramble up from the bed and shoot daggers at him through your eyes. He breathes a laugh before poking your forehead. How efficiently he’s able to tip you over with such a childish move infuriates you. He purposely pushed you toward a quick orgasm just to leave you reeling. 

Your train of thought crashes and burns as he shoves his sweatpants down. He takes his time with his underwear, tucking his thumbs under the waistband and turning it under. He rolls it down just enough to let his hardening cock spring free. It hasn’t been a while by any stretch of the imagination, but that doesn’t stop your mouth from going dry at the sight of it. Your legs naturally fall apart as you lie back on the bed.

“This doesn’t mean I’m going to give you what you want.” He says as he languidly strokes his shaft.

“This is what I want.” You rebut insolently. The defiant way you look up at him makes him chut. He climbs between your legs.

“No, you want me to take a break from activities and pull out from the tour next month. I’m not gonna do that. You want me to be stressed the entire tour about upsetting you and worry about you misbehaving. I’m not doing that either.” He slides his tip over your lips, relishing in the way he melts into your wet folds. You can’t fully enjoy the sensation while he’s shutting down your desires.

“I’m going to fly around the world, meet my fans, hang out with my group and have a blast doing all of it. And you, you’re going to tell Baekhyun you change your mind. And you’re going to be a good girl while I’m gone.” He leans closer the more he speaks, punctuating everything with an attempted kiss. You turn your face away, rejecting his kiss. He just grabs your jaw with his free hand and holds you there as he plants one on you anyway. You want to whine or protest but you can’t help kissing him back. This is so unfair–

You gasp as he sinks into you. As soon as his tip brushes your g-spot you’re moaning wantonly against his lips. You wrap your arms around him, wishing to be like this forever. You wish you could capture the feeling of his cock stretching you open. Thankfully he isn’t hammering inside you like he did with his fingers. His slow thrusts give your walls ample time to mingle with every inch of his cock.

Each plunge inside you is more delicious than the last. You pull away from kissing him and your mouth hangs open. Salacious moans spill from your mouth at every part of him in contact with you. His searing lips littering kisses across your jaw and down your neck, his soft thighs brushing against yours, and his balls smacking against your ass. Your cunt clenches around him with need, each suckle of your hole milking him. 

“God…” He whispers shakily. His lips lie dormant against the side of your neck, his tongue brushing against it lightly as he pants. He clasps at your shoulder and starts white knuckling his stolen t-shirt. That’s when you know it’s getting to him. He has to feel it too, this undying need to stay in each other's arms with him inside you. And yet…

You want to protest, it’s gnawing at you, but he planted his stake in the sand. Your legs go rigid against your will and you clench your eyes shut. A gasp is drawn from you when his hips slam down and he’s driven especially deep. He lifts himself up on shaky limbs. 

“Focus.” He breathes. He sounds so authoritative in his lustful daze that you find yourself receptive. You take note of all his beautiful features. His mouth shape that drove you crazy before you started dating. He even flashes that dazzling smile that always gave you butterflies. Both of which made you want to just kiss him before it was appropriate. But now you can, you have him all to yourself. His smile softly fades. “Are you focused?”

You grasp at his shoulders and urge him to lean back down. With doing so, his hips swing lower and push him in as deep as he can go. Your breath is sucked from your lungs as you dig your nails into his back. He suckles at your neck as he finds his rhythm again. Not long after he finds it he loses it again. His hips find it hard to accommodate when he starts to tremble this much. Your legs quaking makes him less alone at least. You both clasp, scratch, lick, and suck at each other as your orgasms near. 

His hips swing forward with a hefty thud as he huffs loudly. He nuzzles further into your neck, hips jerking as he fills you up. 

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[squidthusiast]

What’s your favorite fic by theashemarie? I want to read her stuff, but I’m so intimidated by how much there is!! Where do I start?

OH ANON HOW I’VE BEEN DYING TO ANSWER THIS ONE!!!!

You’ve opened up THE can of worms my good fellow…

I am so sorry for the person i’m about to become

I’ve actually spent the last couple days making a simplified compilation of Ashe’s works, to make it easier for new readers to visualize them.

It’s the reason why it has taken me some time to answer this haha.

As for my favourite fic…. That’s such an insanely hard question to answer T_T

I’ll put the compilation & my thoughts under the cut to minimize dashboard noise.

(Disclaimer: i’m not a writer so some of the terms I use are from my loose understanding of literature!)

Warning for rambling ahead!!

I tried to make the fomatting as straightforward as possible! If there are any other questions you can drop a comment :)

As for the fav fic stuff:

I don’t think I can have a hard singular favourite of Ashe’s fics, because they’re all different and encompass different themes and vibes and ideas, and fuck man they’re just so good. Ashe has a masters degree in writing and it SHOWS, but also just her writing style & way of developing stories.. it’s so captivating, rich and thoughtful. I love analyzing their work & being rewarded with the amount of detail and effort that is put into it.

Here’s a couple that fucked me up particularly good though, if you must know:

LDR AU | Meet Me on the Rink | And Take Off Your Mask | Simulacrum | Language Barrier

At least two of these majorly impacted my life & mean a whole lot to me because of the themes, topics and characterization in them.

I think one of my favourite things about Ashe’s works is how visceral and raw and real they feel while you read ‘em. There’s a real strong focus on the plot, which makes for a fantastic build up throughout the story. There’s also emphasis on characterization, and by the gods it’s deliciously crafted. The direct and indirect ways in which Ashe portrays the personalities, flaws and motivations of characters… MAN.

A lot of people read fics for a quick hit of fluff or angst, so plot-heavy, meaty fics with a lot of undertones and somewhat unconventional themes can be very different from typical expectations.

Still, I stand by the fact that it’s exactly because of this that Ashe’s work is so refreshing and fascinating to read through, and I strongly encourage everyone to give it a try, especially if you like Off the Hook.

She also has a lot of oneshots and shorter stories that I listed above, if longer ones feel daunting. They’re just as good!!

I’m really grateful that they share all of this work online; creating entails a lot of work, whether it be art, writing, cosplay, etc.

Posting it for free on top of that??? I think we need to appreciate our fic writers more, honestly. They’re a huge pillar in fandom spaces that often goes unnoticed.

That’s my little ramble on the topic, thank you for reading if you went this far!

I hope this helps Anon, and if you need more pointers or thoughts you can hit me up again.

With all that said, big shout out to @theashemarie , this is my big propaganda post for you all to follow her and/or check out their work, and leave her a comment if you enjoy the fics!! I know they appreciate them a lot :)

[dokidokitsuna]

A Cat Most Curious~

-So it turns out I was right about the Curious Cat way back when. They were basically an Ironwood 2.0: enjoyable and engaging as a supporting character, deliciously evil as an antagonist, with surprisingly sympathetic motivations…all undermined by contrived emotional stakes and an anticlimactic character arc, and capped off by an ignominious death. T_T Fortunately, by the time they got viciously mauled I was too jaded about RWBY to feel anything beyond vague annoyance.

-They’re still my favorite aspect of Volume 9, though, and the only Afteran that really left an impression on me. So I’m trying to give them a role in NeverFell…something very close to the end of the story, after the Gods come back to Remnant, but before they’re ultimately defeated. Someone to help usher in the 2nd Era of Magic and show Team RWBY around.

-Do they have to be anthropomorphized for this purpose? No, but it’s fun, so why not? ^^ Tbh, once I thought up that crazy hairstyle I couldn’t help but go through with this design~. I don’t know if it’s actually physically possible…it might be. It was inspired by a type of friendship bracelet knotting pattern, BECAUSE THE CAT IS A FRIEND 😤

-...In truth, they’re more like an amoral spirit-type character, a being who simply craves knowledge and will aid whoever seems to have the most to give. The RWBY girls will have to employ some clever strategy to keep them on their side…

-Much like the god who created them, Curio here has a sort of existential rivalry with their twin sibling, the Jabberwalker. While they seek answers to questions, it simply provides unintelligible “information”, which they find much more irritating than its destructive habits. Meanwhile, the Jabberwalker just wants the Cat to stop fixing things and let them stay broken. Essentially, the direct descendants of Light and Darkness are Order and Chaos, respectively.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ari help help help i just reread ur about me cause i only skimmed over it next time but BLUE PERIOD???? WHOS UR FAV ISNT THE ART STYLE SO WONDERFUL EVERYONES SO HOT THE STORY MAKES ME FEEL EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE ITS SO GOOD TO BE POLYAM IN A WORLD AND TIME WHERE BLUE PERIOD CHARACTERS EXIST-

i’m okay. (not really i cried so many times because woahhhhh the way the story merges with the theme of creativity in general + the yummy delicious om nom nom art style…)

but yeah i wanted to hear ur thoughts on it cause i feel like it’s so underrated????? 🥺🙏

🫶, ally

ALLYYYYYYYYY MY SAVIOR .

i have been WAITING . to talk about this manga with someone because GODDDDD it’s so incredible and so so underrated T_T the story + art style + characters …. hhhhhh…….… EVERYONE IS SO HOT. IT’S SICKENING ACTUALLY.

but aaaaaa let’s see 🥹 i do love yatora!!!!! soso much!!!!!! kin that little guy …. but overall i’d say my favorites are yuka and hashida !!!!!!!!! i adore them both and i thought their arcs were soooo compelling. after that i’d say yakumo!!!! he’s so fun and hot and his recent character backstory was so :’))))))) sniffle. WHAT ABOUT YOU ALLY????? tell me tell me!!!!!!!

OH AND THE ART STYLE !!!!!!! soooo fucking tasty i have tears in my eyes . i’ve never seen a manga use framing / angles / shadows the way this mangaka does ……… like this is so ??????? insane???????

^ they make me ill btw …….

[tobiasdrake]

Just because I deserved that, it doesn't mean I can't nonetheless be mad about it.

The way I see it, it's their fault. They knew I was allergic but didn't do enough to try and stop me. If this relationship is going to work then it needs to be a give and take.

Yeah, yeah. Consider this a lesson learned.

...

Am I really going to let a snack food win, though? <.< Hrm...

IT WAS THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.

Anyways as long as I'm enjoying this tasty pineapple loop, I might as well go check out something I've been curious about.

Bonnie was wrong which is unsurprising since they only chose their side out of spite after Isa had a good feeling about the other direction. Blind contrarianism is always the wrong answer.

But I am curious to see what would have been up there.

Don't worry, y'all. I'll unwrite this from time as soon as I see what's up.

Not much over here, it seems. Though we found a cool earring for Isabeau so it's not a complete waste. Oh well. Back to the future.

And this time... fine, I'll take something that won't kill me in the most delicious way possible.

Yaaaaaaaay.

This is so much better than savoring sugared pineapple slices until I black out. ._.

Well. Now we have a better look at all that... stuff. Is that hair? Did the king fill the top floor with hair!?

Okay so it's thread, not hair. Easy mistake to make. Just as weird. Slightly less gross.

(⚆ᗝ⚆)

AT LONG LAST MY DING DING SHALL BE COMPL--

...I....

...do not have my ding ding. I'll be right back.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

T_T The ding ding.

Isa? Attack this mirror. Please hit it really, really hard. Right now.

A room dedicated to nothing but a gigantic mirror is always a bad thing. Even worse when the conspicuous mirror is surrounded by effigies of victims, like the myriad paintings lying around the room.

Kill this mirror with gusto, Isa. For me. Please.

...oh. Never mind. I'm sorry I told you to break the mirror, Isa.

It's not half as good as that kid's doodle but I'll accept it nonetheless.

Oh so this is where all the little Change God statues get made. I want a moving one, though. Guess I'll have to come back after this place gets unfrozen.

...that's going to come in super handy, actually.

Snooping time

DUBIOUS

...

We. Have got. To complete this bomb. Of course we have to complete this bomb. Why wouldn't we complete this bomb?

My mind immediately went to Danganronpa, which would indicate that they have terrible taste. That I share.

But no, they're probably reading Hunger Games. Which would indicate that they have terrible taste, but differently so.

Though they might actually be reading Battle Royale.

[loremaster]

those kabru posts got me thinkin about vivia dlc again...

so like vivia definitely does not eat properly, right... it's probably half executive dysfunction and half self harm mechanism tbh. maybe more like 70/30. but either way most of the time that man is running on empty

...so thinking about yakou going out of his way (or at least offering) to give vivia a nice actual meal... is making me very emotional rn. and also making me miss my irl partner UUUUU my baby who feeds me delicious foods ;_;

man. no wonder ppl always write vivia having such intense emotional reactions to delicious food (thinking about that Single Pretzel Bite)

...one of these days I will finally publish the rest of that vvyk fic I keep saying I'll finish someday... I want them to enjoy delicious ramen together T_T

[myfaveisfuckable]

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T_T at least they're a team but I wanted a naruseku sweep ( ≧Д≦)

Narcistoru/secretoru: Yeah i can gurantee this is the only submission for them for Some Reason. Because no one ships them. Like i have searched the internet far and wide and turn up with like. Close to literal zero. And here's the thing, this is entirely illogical. They work together in this evil group and their deals are essentially that they're. Unhappy people. At first you think they're just annoying but actually they're annoying snd Extremely Miserable. In silly ways, they are such losers and so cringefail. I could write an essay on both of them individually, but basically i love how their focus isn't on being better people, it is on being happier. Individually.

The show is divided into clear parts of who is the main antagonist at the time which really makes you FEEL how unhappy they each are. They're a group but they're also not bc they choose to be unhappy ad get on each other's nerves about it and that's a prime focus of their characters. Anyway, these two make me insane, they spend a lot of time together during the middle part of the show, bc the first villain is gone so now it's just the two of them and their leader who isn't doing much yet. After this part, one of them, narcistoru, is defeated so he's gone for the time being. But these two, they hate each other SOOOOOOOO much it's insane. This is because Narcistoru is an annoying bitch and Secretoru hates that. And they're both generally insane people with dumb beliefs and issues that they view wrongly. It's just so glorious to see them annoy each other so much. Post Narcistoru's main screen time, he gets his conclusion episode. He escapes from prison and Secretoru is supposed to retrieve him. But like not because they need him, in fact, they absolutely did not care that he was arrested because none of these people give a flying fuck about each other. It's just that he wasn't supposed to be a risk. Secretoru and Narcistoru have a rather petty and hilarious fight. Because you see. Now they don't have to get along. They are not on the same side. So the hostility is really thriving here. In fact, she manages to capture him, and while fighting the pretty cures (magical girls), hensays some annoying shit and she goes "actually i changed my mind" and shoves him off this rock in order for the monster (they always summon one) to fucking kill him. Like she tries to murder him in cold blood soley because he's annoying and this was entirely inevitable actually. She wants that twink obliterated. They don't bring this up again in the finale when they're both in prison. They just. Kind of hang out now. They've reached a level of tolerance.

And you may think "why do you ship this" LOOK. THEIR INTERACTIONS. ARE SO FUNNY. IT'S JUST. A VERY FUN SHIP. BECAUSE THEY'RE HILARIOUS. The hostility is so great and i think it would be neat if they had some t4t hatesex. It would solve nothing. They mske each other so much worse. But it would be very hot. Also secretoru has a general "can you shut the fuck up" attitude towards him. I don't even technically ship it but i ENJOY the ship.

And yet. I am so alone in this which is insane because i definitely expected ship content for them even before i actually wanted it myself.

But no, of course people ship Narcistoru with actual fifteen year olds. Like so much. And there is ZERO content for the ship with the other Actual Adult that he interacts with on a regular basis and who he has a fantastic and entertaining and INTERESTING dynamic with. So basically, i am not just sad, i am also SO SALTY. They are so insanely rarepair despite being an absolute epic duo. Awesome crackship, 10/10, literally comedy

Obiwan/grievous: Ok so this is a HUGE crackship and some people are not going to agree but like, Obi-Wan is what comes to mind when you think of the jedi and Grievous hates the jedi as a whole because he believes them to the cause of his mutilation and the suffering of his people, but the jedi are not the ones who did this. Grievous is a pawn in the game of the sith and he doesn't realize that his mind has been altered against his wishes or that he will be desposed of as soon as the war ends. Obi-Wan is a compassionate man and is able to consistently go toe to toe with Grievous, making him a rival Grievous can't help but respect in a weird way (his people are warriors, for all we know, fighting could be a method of flirting to his people yaknow? And obiwan genuienly flirts as a way to throw off his enemies, think of the comedic potential if Obi-Wan didnt realize how MUCH hes been a flirt or if Grevious acctualy gets flustered by it because obiwan is such a competent fighter and IF ONLY HE WASNT THE ENEMY-) If Obi-Wan knew what happened he would have tried to make amends and help his people, and if Grievous learned that it was Dooku (a former jedi turned sith) who turned him into a monster against his will, he'd probably be willing to team up with Obi-Wan to bring down Dooku and the Sith plans for Galactic domination to avenge and to protect his people, and they would be an absolute powerhouse since they are already familiar with eachothers way of fighting and from a writers point of view its filled with so much potential angst and drama, and hijinks, and even enhances the plot and creates parallels between the two that the franchise has never bothered to make and it has so much potential even if they don't fall in love they could be really good friends/partners/allies and if order 66 goes as planned they would be badass rebels its such an overlooked possible dynamic PLEASE 🥺

Nightmare Polycule: The cursed creation of like. 4 people on a niche fandom discord. Polycule consisting of pretty much every adult character in the series. It's awful and somehow the best thing ever. The potential for both crack and angst is unmatched. The divorced parents energy is OFF THE CHARTS. Marcia realizes she is a morosexual and has a crisis about it. Gringe confronts his prejudices by falling for a no-good wizard. Jillie Djinn is Marcia's ex and also dead and also GHOSTING ON HER COUCH which makes it very hard to bring her boyfriends over. Marcellus tries to be dramatic about the fleetingness of human life (except his) and gets made fun of until he confronts his trauma instead. Sarah and Mrs Gringe are having tea and getting a break from the drama.

[razzberriezz]

 Cherry blossoms!! I love how many different variations there are and how they can even just sprout on tree trunks (I didn’t know they could do that)

Have you heard of the phrase 花より団子 (hana yori dango)? No, not the drama series - it literally means ‘dango (rice dumplings) over flowers’ and means valuing substance over style, but it also refers to how the Japanese like eating and drinking during flower viewing than actually... viewing flowers LOL. So I did as the locals do and had a couple of picnics under the blossoms! The croquettes, gyoza, sweet potato and bento box I bought were all so delicious... I’m pretty sure I ended up eating a petal or two though T_T

At Osaka Castle, there were a TON of people wearing formalwear and taking pictures - turns out that day was the welcoming ceremony for people entering the working society!! (Good luck, guys...!) I don’t know why they all gathered there, but they were all on the outskirts of the castle so maybe it just made for a nice backdrop? >o<

[wildelydawn]

OMGGGGGGG i swear just wanted to share my UnaiPedri brainrot and thanking you for the materials fueling it even more but you actually came out with a snippet SDJSGHJKSKSK. hmmmm yes delicious. calling him Pepi to rile him up is so real like... i know Pedri regrets making that nickname public knowledge 😂

also re: your idea i'm in love 😭 i read team fics/more gen fics (well not gen but romantic, you get the idea) so that's something i can get behind. as long as there is plot i'm down. and from what i read you're great at character development and plot so no worries there! ❤️

other than that truly underrated ships IS MY JAM. that's why UnaiPedri is so attractive to me i think. and don't worry for ranting or infodumping to me bcs as you see i'm also a rambler 😂

- 🍋‍🟩 (i think i should put something or an anon identifier so you know it's me lol)

Happy to serve! 💁 I love the idea of all the guys calling Pedri Pepi to annoy him, at any point. During breakfast, when he's trying to make a team announcement, when he's losing at FIFA. Oh yeah, he totally regrets that one leaving the circle, but also, it just fits so well too.

Ahh thank you! I love all the fics I've read so far, and I love writing smut, but I love the idea of the team spoiling one of the boys when they're injured. Just healing him through affection and love and time. dfjksdgfg thank you for such a sweet compliment, that's so kind of you! T_T My one fatal flaw is putting my characters through terrible things tho, as we see in LFTS Chapter 6, but I SWEAR it gets better. Oh its so tempting to spoil the story, but I shall not. ;-;

Oh yeah, same here. I love writing obscure pairings. The last pairing I wrote obsessively for had like 10 minutes total screen time together, and I just went insane over them. I also just love that anyone taller than Pedri instantly takes care of him. When I saw Unai carrying Pedri during the Euro celebrations, I was absolutely sold on their connection. Just, chef's kiss, truly. And then them being on two different teams and having that undying loyalty to their respective clubs. The fic is begging to be written. x)

Please feel free to ramble here literally whenever, all I do is ramble and write, so it's great to share! Have a lovely day! 🍋‍🟩

[merakiui]

MORE MOROS ONE DEMANDS! MORE, MORE!! HE IS SO DELICIOUS MERA-SAMA YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME I SHALL STARVE AND SHRIVEL AWAY!!

( ˶°ㅁ°) more Moros??!?! Hehe there is much to discuss. (linking the fic for context.)

Mainly,,, the bad ending consisted of Moros successfully catching and trapping darling within his mirror realm. >:D it's actually the ending I really wanted to write initially, but I love thrilling stories that end in well-earned and hard-fought triumph. Lady Rosehearts deserved that win!!! She girl-bossed her way through Moros and now he's quite literally in pieces.....that those three children later find. So maybe there's a possible comeback for him somewhere. ^^;;; it borderlines bad end.

I like the idea of darling inevitably becoming corrupted the longer she's kept within the mirror realm!! That is, since there is no longer a mirror version of herself that exists she would take that place!! Something something overblot darling. >:D and then the Rosehearts Manor would be officially empty now that Moros is keeping her confined in the mirror realm!! Aaaaa maybe one day someone is cleaning the estate out (perhaps one of Riddle's friends like Trey) and he finds the mirror!! I like to imagine the rumored lore is that it's a haunted mirror and sometimes you'll see a weeping maiden in the reflection, so for that reason it's kept covered or is passed around a lot because many can't keep it for more than a year without feeling unsettled by its presence. Lots of Victorian paranoia to play around with regarding death and mourning customs and the beliefs and traditions surrounding the supernatural.

In trying to become the perfect (reflection of) Riddle, Moros became even more imperfect and flawed. I love him even though he's a frustrating character. I wrote him with the hope that many would dislike him and want to stomp on him, but I think there's also a certain charm to him. Overblot Riddle truly is so wonderfully terrifying with his rage. <3

Also also,,, he's freaky!!!!! Trying to rail you right there in the parlor the moment he has his hands on you???? Moros, you scoundrel!!! He probably had to spend years watching you and Riddle in bed whenever you were trying for a child together. T_T no wonder he's become so impatient and desperately amorous.

[3milesup]

i've been tagged by my dearest @lily-katie thank you so much! <3

Favourite colour: olive green, but i like pretty much all the colours in their earthy tones^^

Last song: Lady Gaga - Always Remember Us This Way

Last movie: ooof, i gotta think hard now... good God. it's got to be either Dark Waters (2019; awesome!! go watch it eveyone if you haven't yet, but it is upsetting...) or Concussion (2015; not bad either, maybe my being very invested in the topic - CTE in football players - made it better than it is cinematographically speaking but i kept thinking about it for days to come). i sure have watched some movies since, but probably fell asleep halfway through at most...

Currently reading: Magari domani resto, an Italian novel, physically, but i'm going to keep that one for the beach where i'll be going in something over a week from now, and read the kindle version of Helmet For My Pillow that i've only just bought today^^ (my first ever kindle book, hehe, money suck etc.. but the book doesn't, it's great!)

Currently watching: The Bear, gosh it is so good!!! i'm going to need a while to emotionally recover from the Berzattos' Christmas dinner, hits so close to home... but i love it so much!!

Currently craving: my holidays, i wanna go home... oh it's about food? then a slice of delicious salami that is a local specialty and actually i shall go and eat some after i've posted this, it is in the fridge, what are you doing to me tumblr when i'm trying to get back into my swimsuit shape T_T

Tea or coffee: i drink a lot more tea than i do coffee, a) because caffeine gives me anxiety and the taste is so strong to me that i can't drink coffee without a large amount of milk (so basically, a cappuccino any time of day, yay, i am that kind of heathen! xd) and although i don't mind at all, i have developed quite a cappuccino fixation over the years, it is my comfort drink, but all that milk isn't too good for me xd and b) i genuinly love any and all infusions, i receive gift boxes of them on every occasion <3 in this essay i will

thank you for the tag, sorry for rambling endlessly xd and i hardly know anyone anymore here but whoever happens to see this and feels like joining the game, please feel tagged!!^^

[zurgles]

I haven’t done a tarot reading in 12 days. I’m gonna do one tomorrow maybe. It’ll be with my Medieval Scapini which I hear is a deck that uses Etteilla meanings. I found a site that has a list of Etteilla meanings so I think I should be good. 👍🏾

My partner left yesterday. We had a lot of fun swimming, eating, playing games like chess, uno, retro mario party on nintendo switch (I actually won!! Ahhh!), and “who am i” or 20 questions. And watching movies and shows like try guys and just talking. And other things. I already miss him T_T

Yesterday I slept the whole day. I don’t know if I was catching up or what. It’s the longest I’ve slept in a long time. I slept most of today up till working too.

I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow morning. We’re gonna do fasting labs and I’m gonna ask about my GI issues.

Also found out recently that I love caesar salads. 🥗 I’d never had it before but I got some at a chinese-american buffet and it was delicious. Yesterday I ordered one from applebees of all places and it was a good caesar “side” salad (also pretty deece garlic mashed potatoes and garlic loaded mashed potatoes). I ordered two more today and ate one for blunchfast and I’m gonna eat the other one tomorrow. I hope the croutons don’t get too soft.

Ordering caesar salads from restaurants is kinda expensive so I’m gonna check out the produce section for salad kits and see if it’s cheaper. I also got recommended some good caesar dressings from my cousin and sister. So I’ll probably grab one of those too.

Yep.