#this suit was worth the money

[tardis--dreams]

It's been over a week but here's my obligatory concert photo dump ♡

[sorryaboutthelean]

another pic from the con. smoking section of condemned hotel my beloved🥰

[k17y]

Kitty: Mammon Daddy, Mammon Daddy, Mammon Daddy, Mammon Daddy, Mammon Daddy, Mammon Daddy, Mammon Daddy, Mammon-

[jackalopesao3]

That second outfit for Guild Theatre has like no compatible dresses with one of the play poses so near it is.

[ishkabibblethings]

Professional success in any field is only partially due to one's talent; there is a certain amount of charisma and self-possession that are required to achieve greatness. Conversely, an inability to cooperate and control one's lesser impulses can contribute to stagnation if left untreated. In the essay I will explore how Jenna Maroney (30Rock) and Louis Litt (Suits) are in fact the same person, built from family trauma, harmful stereotypes, petty squabbles, jealousy, and sexual exploration...

[dc-bitchin]

i pressed record on my phone because I wanted to really *quickly* summerize an episode for an animated Batman series I would LOVE to make and it ended up being 15 minutes long and makes references to shit only I know about... :|

[matt-murdick]

modern/human au:

Finn and Sage have a few costumes from Rocky Horror Picture Show bc Sage is a fan. Finn likes it too but that man is all shame and he won��t admit it to anyone else, and he also thinks it’s weird to dress up.

[xoxoemynn]

that surreal feeling of visiting a friend you met working a minimum wage job in college and realizing you are forever and always going to be in a VERY different tax bracket.

[samwisefamgee]

Every day I grow closer to throwing my phone into the river and when I do I won’t fucking regret it

[lemedstudent2021]

AND THEY DONT EVEN LOOK HALF THAT GOOD WTF?

ive never been huge on fashion events and runways so in many ways i am biased, and the met gala, among others, isnt a huge deal where im from (so i dont see it on my feed or plastered all over social media for example). and i only know its happened after the memes lol

my point is that theres so many examples of the attendees looking absolutely ridiculous or impractical (which to be fair is kinda a rich person thing) and for what? would it have hurt anyone to raise funds for gaza for example? or the millions of other struggling human beings we share the planet with?

the juxtaposition of having a bunch of people half naked or covered in too much fabric while others are dying of malnutrition and senseless violence is jarring as it is horrifying and inhumane

the net worth of the people in that building alone was probably enough to feed and medicate and clothe everyone on the planet.

[steampunk-raven]

i love corsets shoutout to corsets

[yosh-iro]

im starting to regret buying shit for my mom to "pay me back" on

[homunculus-argument]

If I had more money than I'd ever spend in a lifetime, I'd spend my life operating a pizzeria at a loss. Something with the slogan of "it ain't italian but you're hungry" - and a statement of how this is not authentic italian pizza because the owner's estranged aunt's italian ex-husband would not serve pizza in his italian restaurant because as far as he was concerned, a pizza is the "just throw that shit together" dish that you make out of leftovers, and he would not serve that to paying customers even if they wanted it. True story btw.

But I'd just like to run a place where the staff is allowed to tell rude customers to fuck off. And if they're scared to do that, they can summon me downstairs to do it myself (this fantasy involves having my own apartment upstairs of the restaurant), because you don't fucking disrespect my staff like that. Develop a reputation as a place where You'd Better Act Yourself or you get nothing, which elevates the quality of the food in peoples' minds because it's human to assume that more work=more worth, and if a pizza place can afford to simply throw rude customers out, that clearly must mean that the food is just that good that going back is worth it anyway.

Hiring enough people to get the work done in a leisurely pace and occasionally have the time to chat with each other or customers. You just do the job I gave you in the time I gave you, don't steal anything and don't watch porn off your phone anywhere where the customers can see you, you're good. Don't care if you quit school at 16 if you can still mop floor. Don't care if you've been to prison because you killed some guy, as long as you're not doing that here. Don't care if you deal drugs on your free time as long as you don't bring your business to your day job. This place is exclusively for pizza business.

Have an item on the menu called "random pizza" - and if you order that one, they'll just throw in a mix of whatever ingredients we've got too much of, like if the bell peppers gotta be used before they go bad, every single random pizza is going to have them until they're either gone or need to get tossed. If you've got dietary restrictions or allergies, you gotta specify that while ordering, because other than that, random pizza is just whatever ingredients we need to get rid of. Surplus ingredients du jour.

Building a reputation as a place that's somehow simultaneously sketchy as hell but also remarkably high quality, getting five star restaurant customer service from a waiter with blue hair and stick-n-poke tattoos, there's a homeless guy at the back of the kitchen eating an order that nobody picked up, every surface is spotless and no matter how important of a suit-and-tie you are, if you won't behave yourself the owner will personally physically fight you.

[poseidonsbastardson]

How the fuck are you supposed to iron suit trousers??

[caktoz]

Im glad im a lesbian because the more i learn about my body and genes the more pissed off i am and glad i will never have kids

[dmitriene]

cw: voyeurism, he's a creep you're an angel.

farmer könig who leaves the small town he has his farm in for a couple of days, he needs someone to take care of his livestock, adorable curly sheeps and jumpy goats, pigs and cows, chickens and their chicks, they all need to eat in time, so you answer his paper announcement seeking assistance for a good fee.

he ain't really asks many questions on the phone, knowing that you're a young woman is enough for him to trust you, and when you tell him that you don't fear any possible dirt and the animals, because you seek to get some money, könig assures you that you'll earn some, because your candidacy suits him well.

you get the address, you find the key to the barn under the carpet at his doorstep, and he leaves some keys for the house if you'll need a shower or some rest maybe, not that you felt secure enough to get into someone's house and use or touch things there, but he acted like a trusting man, even answering you when you sent some silly picks of his animals to him during his away time.

of course, he ain't expects to see such a pretty, lovely thing as you when he comes back, you just ended feeding everyone at the farm and cleaning their pens, deciding to catch a quick shower while könig is on his way back home, yet you stumble upon him just as you exit the steamy bathroom, dressed in a clean, flowery dress, with wet hair that drips slightly onto your open shoulders, as they jump in surprise.

könig meets you with crooked, sweet smile on his rugged, lightly covered by unruly strands of hair, face, squinting his sparkling, glacial blue eyes as he hums out a small, hoarse greeting, mingled with a crooning gratitude for your help when he stretches his thick, calloused palm towards you, and in it is a small pack of bills, with amount good enough to close the needs that caused you to accept this job.

surely, you ask curiously and on standing toes why he gave you so much, but könig just shrugs, muscles tensing beneath the flannel button up, murmuring that no one else would accept something like that, and his animals look good, so you made a good job worth of a good pay, you just don't know that there's cameras inside every corner of his house, and you gave him a good shows while showering at his house.

maybe, könig will call you again in the future, what if there's another business out the town that will need his help, and he's been so sweet and charming to you that you can't refuse, just make sure you accidentally leave your panties for him to jerk his aching cock, hübsches mädchen, after all, he needs a little prize after all his hard work.

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