#this occassion called for lowercase

[junnieverse]

— DRUNK BOYFRIEND JUNGWON ! 💭

➙ drunk boyfriend jungwon thoughts

pairing: yang jungwon x gn!reader

genre: fluff, crack

request: " Um hi!! Im jst here to tell u that i absolutely love ur drunk bfs hcs, ur an amazing writer and person, take care of urself and drink water too! also can u pls do drunk jungwon hcs im so soft for him "

warnings: lowercase intended, mentions of alcohol/drinking ofc, not proofread, jungwon's crying

a/n: hi anon, you're so sweet, thank you so much angel, I hope this hc makes you go even softer and maybe laugh a little too haha. I imagined jungwon being a little like j-hope drunk, start off super energetic and then you're all quiet and sad after a while for no reason (sorry this is a little late)

jungwon was someone who never really enjoyed drinking much and preferred to just have a cola or some water during occassions where his friends were drinking

having been informed by him that he would be having a little birthday celebration for heeseung back at their dorms, you thought nothing of it

what you hadn't expected was a text from jake informing you of your now drunk boyfriend

having arrived at the dorms you find your boyfriend next to jay, seemingly sober?

"Well he looks completely fine to me." you tell jake looking at your allegedly drunk boyfriend

"Oh that's when you know he is completely wasted. He looks okay, but a few minutes ago he was crying talking about how worthless his life would feel without you."

upon hearing that the young man actually cried soon raised some concerns

having seen you, the once quiet jungwon became lively and ran up to you squeezing you in a tight hug

"(Y/n)! You're here! See I told you they still love me." jungwon says to his older member

"All I said was they're gonna be late-" jay mumbles rolling his eyes at jungwon

cupping his face, you check to make sure he was okay and his eyes did happen to be red from crying as previously mentioned

"Wonnie, why were you crying sweetie?" you ask him softly as he suddenly sulks

"I got sad because I thought of what would happen to me if I didn't have you." he briefly explains holding back more tears

the members tried to fill you in with the events of the night leading up to your arrival

jungwon had had a few shots to drink and was acting his normal self, singing to the songs and dancing

soon after he got far more quiet after a few more shots where he silently watched the members enjoy themselves and he looked like the life was sucked out of him

jay happened to notice his friend was more quiet than usual and when he asked him what was wrong he just bursted out crying catching everyone off guard

they weren't used to seeing jungwon get overly emotional like this, let alone crying about how much he loved you and you meant everything to him

jake knew you were the best person to call, just to reassure his drunk friend that you would always be with him

your presence definitely did the trick because jungwon was starting to cheer up

ofcourse he wanted to drink more but you made sure to give him water instead to drink

he spent the rest of his night cuddled up with you up until he passed out

waking up the next morning, jungwon notices the the groupchat bombarded with videos of him crying while singing to Let It Go from Frozen

the first and last time he cries in front of them he thinks to himself

[thebomb-thebird-andtheburntbitch]

kaveh/gn!reader

genre: fluff, established relationship

warning(s)!!: alhaitham cringes at y'all (fun sucker), typical kaveh & alhaitham banter, no-gender mentioned for y/n, lowercase intended sorry im lazy

w.count: 2.1k

synopsis: kaveh is always forgetting his keys one way or the other, you try and keep his mind focused on what he keeps missing. he misunderstands your question 'aren't you forgetting something?'

a/n: much love to @birinboom for helping me choose this title and letting me annoy her with my banners for hours. smooches

you dont have to live in the same house as kaveh and alhaitham to know kaveh's morning routines of which he has several. sometimes he'll wake up early- be it a rare occassion- and peacefully make some coffee or review a few blueprint drafts then get ready for the day. others he's a bit more speedy, already dressed by the time he makes it into the kitchen for coffee and already having mehrak at his beck and call so they can get a move on.

but mostly, it consists of him oversleeping from hardly getting any sleep at all, rushing out of his room with his hands pushing the last of his red bobby pins in, yanking mehrak's handle with anything but an apology, and hoping that anything he needs for the day is already inside the sentient briefcase. he'd get a coffee somewhere at the akademia, or from some client if they're so kind, or even from you if you happen to run into him.

he never remembers everything though. most infamously, his house keys that are usually hanging by the door or somehow end up in alhaitham's possession. on those days, when you wake up in your own home devoid of all the chaos a morning with kaveh could include, you somehow always know when it's one of those days when he would be locked outside with no way in.

'alhaitham,' you call out to the grey-haired bookworm when you see him in passing through the akademia's halls on his way to work no doubt. he stops his strides and looks over his bare shoulder to see you coming over, hands full of material for your daily tasks.

'what is it?'

'do you have kaveh's keys today?' you ask quietly in the halls, making sure no one was within earshot since kaveh tried so adamantly to keep his living at alhaithams a secret.

alhaitham didn't verbally answer you, but he did pull out his own grey key revealing nothing attached to it. if he had it, normally they'd be stuck together by the keyrings. you nod and hum, waving to him before dismissing yourself since you didn't need to keep him from his work. only two options left:

kaveh forgot it at home or your gut was telling you wrong... for once.

you knew that your partner had a few meetings with clients today, but you weren't exactly privy to where those meetings would take place. whether it be their homes or somewhere like puspa cafe for the reason that it was surrounded by the noise of the public.

you decided to wait until later on in the afternoon to continue your investigation- he wouldn't notice until then anyways. besides, you had work to do today as well and he'd feel bad if he knew you spent your time running around looking for him instead of working. he didn't want you to fall behind on your tasks at his expense.

the said tasks at hand were fairly mundane and didn't pertain to anything of great stress. working for the akademia was stressful all on its own, but it could be worse. luckily, your relationship with alhaitham- the acting grand sage- was smooth enough that when you needed his approval for something he was quick to hear you out and then make a decision. you lightly chuckle at the memories of kaveh finding out he had rejected something from you for whatever reason and chewing his roommate's ear off later because of it.

kaveh could be high-strung about certain things- your duties and work for example- even when he didn't need to be. so you had advised him that any further pressing on why the acting grand sage told you 'no' (which shouldn't happen in kaveh's perfect world), wouldn't be necessary. the rejection made sense when you inquired further on it and all you would need to do was make some adjustments and try again.

it was the same type of drive you wish he'd have with his own stubborn clients. when something in a blueprint doesn't or can't work out due to literal safety and impossibility, you wish he'd just tell them so and just say no. though almost always, he caves. he's proud of his work, but you also know it weighs heavily on him as a 'genius architect'.

that overloaded, perfectionist mindset was exactly why he always forgets the small things not pertaining to work.

the middle of the day comes and just before it goes by with the tick of the clock hand, your name is called from afar. you could see your blonde worry-wart coming your way with mehrak close behind him. you stop in your strides in order for him to catch up with you and once he's within arm's distance he's slinging one of his over your shoulders to give you a small side-squeeze.

'running errands?' he asks before he's taking the books and files out of your arms and nods his head in the direction you were previously going. you learned long ago to not fight him on when he takes things from you so he could carry them in your stead. your arms had started going numb from the distance between your workspace and alhaitham's office where they were soon going to be delivered anyways.

'yup. documents and files for the acting grand sage to go over and review.'

'eugh,' kaveh shivers, 'can't you just refer to him by name? i doubt he cares if you drop the titles when you aren't even around him.'

'it's not very professional, kaveh. when im working i need to address him properly.'

'i dont see why. he wouldn't correct you if you just used his name.'

'he'd correct you though.'

'yeah to get under my skin!'

you laugh at the rise you start to get out of your lover before you lightly grabbed onto his bicep using it to tether you both together while his hands were occupied with your workload. the rest of the trip was filled with mindless, idle chatter- his favorite kind when with you. the moment you knocked on alhaitham's office door he had half a mind to stay out in the hall, but he couldn't just give your paperwork back to you. he had to see the duty of carrying your things for your through, even if that means getting a few rips from his grey-haired roommate.

'here are the documents i told you about before. they just need brief reviews and filing.'

'thank you,' alhaitham told you without so much as looking up to you. he knew kaveh was with you though. 'kaveh,' he started, 'y/n came to ask me if i had your keys this morning.'

kaveh basically dropped the paperwork on the desk since the acting grand sage decided to bring that up in the middle of the blond setting them down.

'they have a knack for suspecting when you have forgotten them,' alhaitham continued while kaveh distressingly looked to make sure no one was listening in while aggressively shushing him. alhaitham knew how to push his buttons.

still, kaveh was quick to search his person while you stood beside him amused. he pats his pockets and pants down, and even mehrak's digital expression twists, idly hovering nearby. acting anxious on his master's behalf. kaveh looks at you bewildered when his search comes up empty.

'how do you always-'

'i just do.' you answer him. 'dont worry, if the acting grand sage is kept busy you can stay at my home until he's back.'

'you're more than welcome to keep him,' the rip to kaveh went discarded as the blond just kissed your check in appreciation. 'please keep that out of my office,' alhaitham sighed. kaveh just sneered childishly at his previous underclassmen.

'consider that payback.'

'for what exactly?'

'oh, 'for what', he asks. for your little attempt to pester me just a moment ago!'

'oh, my apologies. i thought you hadn't heard me.'

'well, i did!'

'boys,' you intervene before they both get too worked up. 'i don't want to listen to you both squabble, so if that's all you need from me acting grand sage, i'll be going.'

'yes,' alhaitham sets his sights back to you, 'that'll be fine. thank you.' he thanks you again before you turn and start making your way out. kaveh makes it a point to grab your hand and swing your interlocked limbs dramatically on the way out, just to show the other man what for.

on other days, you're lucky enough for alhaitham to allow you to stay over with kaveh. he allows it for a couple of reasons: it keeps kaveh from hammering away on projects all night because he won't let you sleep by yourself and you have a tendency to placate the blond so the mornings can run much more smoothly than if it were just the two of them. also, you make coffee for both of them and any chance he gets to drink coffee he didn't have to go through the effort to brew himself gives him just a bit more time to himself and his books.

you were standing in the kitchen of their shared home in one of kaveh's open-back shirts. you had tried one on for fun once since they were so interestingly designed and found the open fabric was nice to sleep in since it didn't trap the stuffy sumeru night air.

as usual, alhaitham was the first awake and walking around. you shared sounds of morning humming before you give him his coffee and he meanders off somewhere to read. not long after, kaveh was waking up and stumbling bleary-eyed into the kitchen lured by the smell of coffee. you also hand him his mug of coffee with too much creamer in it and he receives it along with a peck to your lips.

'hmm,' he hums still groggy. 'your lips are warm.'

'well, i did drink come coffee myself. probably from that.'

'really? i didn't taste it.' he teases, wanting to try and 'taste' the coffee you drank before alhaitham shouted from the other room.

'take it out of my kitchen..!'

you spend the morning sharing kaveh's space and helping him get dressed and ready. he let you braid his hair and place his feather behind his ear. he helps you get dressed and flatten out any uncomfortable wrinkles in your clothes. along the morning quiet, he would place kisses anywhere he could. on your nape as he helps adjust your collar. your shoulder before you pull on your shirt after discarding his. on your wrist when you're braiding his hair messing it up in the process so you have to start over.

neither of you would talk much, but the messages conveyed through actions and small kisses are enough for an early day. you both hear alhaitham leave which lets kaveh loop his arm around your waist and swing you around playfully to his chest and hold you there for a bit before you both finally finish up.

just before kaveh leaves ahead of you since he doesn't let you open the door yourself, you snag the long, dark ends of his hair and effectively stop him. he whines before turning to you.

'aren't you forgetting something?' he racks his brain and even merak looks confused behind his shoulder with digitally upturned brows. he runs a quick mental checklist before a look of understanding crosses his face. he steps back over the threshold and the toes of his boots tap against yours. you weren't expecting the sudden proximity as you lean backward and almost stumble before his arm is wound around your back and his other hand gently guides your chin up.

behind the walls of the entrance and cracked open door, he kisses you sweetly. once on your lips, then the corners of your lips, then your cheeks, and then one more peck to your lips. he looks at you satisfied and only leans his chest away from you as you lift your arm.

'that was very flattering, but i meant these.' you both start laughing at the sight of his keys dangling between the two of you. his small keychain bearing witness to the overly affectionate kisses early in the morning.

'thanks, sweetheart,' he tells you before gently taking them and placing them safely in his pocket. he kisses you one more time on the forehead and finally starts to make his way out with you to start his day.

at least he didn't forget them today since you were there to remind him. he can only wait on pins and needles for the day he can do this in his own private home with you and not one where alhaitham ruins the mood all the time.

[capisback]

i’m gonna say it...... doflamingo’s outfit is wack. man’s got no fashion sense. he’s wearing a rich man’s boa scarf and he shouldn’t. ugly ass glasses. his pants don’t even go with the rest of the outfit...

[mattiehawkins]

All of the questions😎😎

I have a feeling that, because all these questions are quite complex I won’t be able to give massively satisfying answers. But I’ll do my best, and this is just for fun, and to have a little look at how I’m feeling right now…

(Also all of them?????? Megan, really???? jkjk ily babe x)

(This did take me an exceedingly long time though… I think I overthought it…)

1. what album do you feel best describes your mood 

My mood right now? That’s difficult…

I don’t think I can give an answer that fully satisfies myself for this question - but it’s somewhere around Wild World by Bastille, maybe?

(Idk, feelings are hard to interpret and express sometimes.)

2. if your name had to be a song title which song would it be  

Arabella - Arctic Monkeys

3. what is your go to sad song when you need to cry

Me & Magdelena by The Monkees (although, it isn’t necessarily sad, but it almost always makes me cry) and sometimes, when I’m a special type of sad, Thought I Was A Spaceman by Blur.

4. what band would you want as the rest of your superhero team  

Gorillaz, mainly just because Noodle could survive the apocalypse, and that’s the kind of power any superhero team needs.         

5. if you had to live in the world of an album which one would it be and why              

This for me is a really hard question; it’s difficult to choose an album when so many albums that have a theme and build a world aren’t the nicest places to live (or at least the ones I listen to).

My first thought was MEKAKUCITYDAYS by Jin, but even though I love the Kagerou Project and always will, those kids have gone through a lot and I don’t want that.

So then I thought of Modern Life Is Rubbish and Parklife by Blur, but my life wouldn’t really change that much, other than living in a slightly more idealistic London.

So I’ll settle on those, I suppose…

(Unless film soundtracks count, in which case I firmly choose How to Train Your Dragon, give me a dragon, please!)

6. what song best describes the person you think your soulmate would be               

I really don’t know… (It doesn’t help that I don’t listen to a lot of overly romantic love songs.)

7. create a poem out of song titles    

(Can I only use song titles? Okay, I’m gonna do this my way - Capitalised is a title, lowercase is just linking words)

This Town Called Malice, where The Beautiful Ones and The Drowners live,

I Walk The Line along The Edge Of Heaven.

I Broadcast my thoughts, Go Out, walk this Lonesome Street,

In The Heat Of The Moment, clutching my Heart Of Glass.

Strange Birds on a Cliff’s Edge,

Wild & Free, flying on Wings like Icarus towards the Crystal Sky,

and Strange News From Another Star.

Snap Out Of It, we’re all just an Echo, a Lost Boy, Nomads, the Last Living Souls.

Run Away With Me, Sweet Young Thing,

You & Me could have the Adventure Of A Lifetime.

(artists in order: The Jam, Suede, Suede, Halsey, Wham!, Blur, Blur, Blur, Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds, Blondie, Birdy, Hayley Kiyoko, Lena, Birdy, Lena, Blur, Arctic Monkeys, AmaLee, Ruth B, Highs, Gorillaz, Carly Rae Jepsen, The Monkees, Damon Albarn, Coldplay.)

I’m actually pretty proud of that.

8. which album art would you get tattooed    

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, I don’t really know! That’s a big commitment, and I’d have to love the album so so much, and the cover would have to be pretty, and be a good tattoo.

I guess AM by Arctic Monkeys, or The Magic Whip by Blur.      

9. is there a song that you feel could have been written about you

Sleepsong by Bastille.

(And at times, Tell It Like It Is by Graham Coxon.)

But also! Other really happy songs! (I can’t think of any right now, and I just want this done tbh.)

10. if you could only speak in the song lyrics of one artist who would it be       

Oh man, that’s a Commitment™

I guess Damon Albarn, because then I get his solo stuff, Gorillaz, and Blur, so that’s a fairly wide range.

11. if you could have your favorite artist sing one of their songs to you which song would it be     

I’d 100% have to choose Gorillaz, because as far as bands go, they were literally my first love - the first band I listened to every recording of every song of theirs I could get my hands on; the first band that I listened to the discography of all the time, for month-long stretches playing the same album; the first band that I went out and bought the music of myself, without being given it or my mum paying for it; they were the first band that for me the music was bigger than just a few catchy singles by some people I was aware of, but didn’t actively want to know more about. And they still, after all these years, make me feel the same strength of emotions as that very first time I saw the video for On Melancholy Hill on the Top 40.

So Gorillaz, but that brings me onto the question: what song?   

My favourite Gorillaz song is probably Empire Ants, but would that be the one I’d most want to have performed to me? I guess I could ask for a track from the new album, but if I didn’t like it as much as Empire Ants, I might regret it. But I really love how Hong Kong sounds performed live, so maybe that? Or Don’t Get Lost In Heaven? Dirty Harry?

12. describe where you want to be in ten years with a song title

This is so difficult!

The Scientist - Coldplay

13. which song would be the national anthem of your country if you ruled one               

Oh man, I have no idea. But White Flag seems by Gorillaz seems at least somewhat appropriate, and I swear I can never tire of Kano’s voice.

(Also I’m getting tired now, and this is the last question left to answer and this is all I can think of #LetMeLive)

14. what is your go to happy song when you need to feel better

On of the really poppy singles by the Spice Girls, or Alright by Supergrass.

Also, on occassion, I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor by Arctic Monkeys.

15. is there an album that feels like a friend to you  

A couple, but other than Headquarters by The Monkees, listing the others here feels a little uncomfortable… It feels like kind of a private question, idk

16. what is the album that you always blast too loud    

Gorillaz, Demon Days, Plastic Beach - Gorillaz

(What’s The Story) Morning Glory? - Oasis   

Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not - Arctic Monkeys   

17. which album do you always listen to with headphones

This Is Hardcore - Pulp

Queen of the Clouds - Tove Lo         

Art Angels - Grimes 

18. what song are you unable to resist dancing to  

so very many - if I love a song, no matter where I am, I’m always moving about (I’m terrible to go shopping with because I have a terrible habit of dancing subtly/singing quitely if a song I love comes on)

But I guess I should list a few (this is in no way the entire list):

Alright - Supergrass

I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys

Dolly Dagger - Jimi Hendrix

19. what song do you always have to sing along to 

see above

But here’s a few:

Don’t Look Back In Anger - Oasis

Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys

Daydream Believer - The Monkees  

20. what song do feel would be a beautiful painting   

This Side of Paradise - Hayley Kiyoko          

21. what album do you wish you could unhear and discover again

I don’t know? There’s definitely albums I wish I could’ve had better appreciation for when they had just come out, but I’m not sure which I wish I could just experience all over again.

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, maybe? Possibly a Blur album from Modern Life Is Rubbish, Parklife, Blur, 13, or The Magic Whip? Or a Gorillaz album?

I really honestly don’t know.

22. which album do you want to be the soundtrack to your life  

Bad Blood - Bastille is very likely my soundtrack, it has a good range of themes which I have encountered, or likely will in the future.            

23. which band would you want to be your family 

I don’t think I’d want any band as my family?            

24. what song do you think of in association with beauty            

Quite a few, but none that spring to mind immediately? (Other than that one by James Blunt, which I heard on a TV show the other day.)

25. what song do you think of in association with pain 

Very many, but possibly To Binge by Gorillaz has the strongest association. 

26. what lyrics do you feel were written especially for you  

I’m just going to pass this one, I don’t have the time, and it could be kind of personal.            

27. what lyrics do you want to doodle on every piece of paper 

Oh man, so many, I have a list. But the one that springs to mind is: “All of which makes me anxious, at times unbearably so.”            

28. what music do you listen to at 3 am       

Very soft music - I clear my mind and just let it wash over and through me.    

29. pick three albums to take with you into the afterlife

Another Commitment (this is why I could never go on Desert Island Discs).

I’m going to just plunge myself in the deep end for this question, and just pick three that right now I’m feeling I would need:

Demon Days - Gorillaz

Make It Big - Wham!

(What’s The Story) Morning Glory? - Oasis   

(I can 110% assuredly tell you that I’ll be kicking myself over my choice in like 3 hours thinking “This album! You idiot! How did you possibly think you could survive without this album!”)

30. what is music to you in one word   

hope      

[szopenhauer]

GENERAL WOMANHOOD:

Do you like the color pink? not a fan but can stand some items

How moody are you when you are on your period? no more or less than usual

Have you ever thought you were pregnant because your period was late? even tho I never had sex with a man  Have you ever been on the pill? I haven’t Have you ever thought about having children someday? What is your current opinion? when I was a kid and didn’t know better lol I wouldn’t be a good parent and I’m an antinatalist anyway, there are too many people on Earth already Have you ever been told that you are too girly or feminine? too childish only Do you consider yourself a feminist? some sort of it How much of a neat freak are you? I’m messy How you ever wished you were born a male? sure What is one profession you think needs more women? I don’t care I just wish everyone can have equal chances in getting a job they want despite of their sex Have you ever experienced any sexism? If so, please explain. every woman experiences sexism - more or less

Is there anything you dislike about being a woman? many like periods and being able to get pregnant for example Complete this phrase: I’m so glad I am a woman because ______. I don’t have sperm, eww 

LIFE EXPERIENCES:

Have you ever dotted lowercase Js and Is with hearts or smiley faces? nah, just normal dots

Were you ever voted as a prom queen? I didn’t attend prom but wouldn’t be voted for sure

Have you ever hosted a sleepover? just John

Did you belong to a sorority? nah

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:

What is the longest your hair has ever been? Would you ever grow it that long again? to my butt and no way

What is the heaviest you remember ever weighing? about 60 kg

Do you like wearing lipstick or lip gloss? If so, how often do you wear them? I don’t like to have anything on my lips

How often do you paint your nails? no longer do that

Have you ever worn any fake nails? nope

Have you ever worn fake eyelashes? neither

How often do you shave or wax your legs? when I feel like it

How white are your teeth? they’re yellow

How much do you look like your mother? we’re both short

How much do you look like your father? we have similar eye color now

How good are you at communicating through facial expressions? very good

FASHION STYLE: What type of clothing do you own the most of? T-shirts? How big is your closet? not big enough for me hahaha Have you ever looked through your closet and though “I have nothing to wear”? that’s just stupid - you must be a really lame person to have closet full of clothes and say smth like this - I hate this kind of ppl What is the shortest length of skirts and dresses you are comfortable wearing? *shrug* How expensive was your prom dress? - What is the most expensive piece of clothing you currently own? that yellow coat I bought oversize then lost weight and my mom made it smaller and ruined it ugh... Do you wear high heels or stilettos at all? If so, how often? on special occassions like once in a few years How often do you take an OOTD (outfit of the day) selfie? rarely, I used to make those on polyvore at times too How often do you wear a bra when out in public? not as often as other women, only when I have nothing but a tee on  How often do you wear a bra when bumming it at home? basically never pfft When you get home from work, how soon does your bra typically come off? I don’t work  Which are you more likely to go without: A bra or panties? without bra, I wouldn’t go out without panties wtf Does it matter to you if your bra and panties match or not? when someone sees me in underwear then it does matter What type of underwear do you typically wear? personal How much of your underwear is white? majority Do you like eyeshadow? used to like black Do you like mascara? worthless Is there any kind of jewelry you pretty much always wear? recently - necklace from my gf Do you carry a purse at all? usually One-piece swimsuits or bikinis? one piece Does it matter to you if your bikini top matches the bottom? just a little

WEDDING CRAZE:

Have you ever been a bridesmaid? If so, how often? I didn’t agree to be 

Would you rather have a big or a small wedding? small

Would you rather have a lot of bridesmaids or just a couple? no bridesmaid if possible

Would you rather have an indoor or an outdoor wedding? Does the same go for the reception? outdoor but like with a tent or barn so we could hide from the rain just in case

DATING & RELATIONSHIPS:

After how long of dating do you typically consider a relationship to be serious? the problem is I have no idea what to call a relationship and what not not even mentioning serious one

Would you rather your lover give you chocolate, flowers, both, or something else? smth else

ENTERTAINMENT: Do you like MET gala looks? yeah

Beyonce or Taylor Swift? Rihanna XD Oprah Winfrey or Ellen DeGeneres? Oprah, I hate Ellen

A PILE OF RANDOMNESS: Have you ever been considered the mother of your group of friends? yeah How many items do you own that are of a floral print design? bunch Have you ever lost anything inside your purse? not for long, 90% of time I find things quickly despite everything being in one pile

Have you ever used your bra or your cleavage as a purse or a pocket? doubt it Do you shop more in physical walk-in stores or online? physical How polite do you consider yourself? umm...

Can you do the splits? not really Have you ever been told that you have cute handwriting? r u kidding me?... Have you ever snorted while laughing? that happened several times