#this is the worst pun ever

[shouldprobablybereading]

“Ob my beloved”

Stormlight fans 🤝 workers

[birdricks]

i think one of the reasons i find rick so compelling as an autistic character is that a bunch of his autistic traits are not treated as either purely good or bad but instead a mix of both. or just neutral parts of him as a person.

like on one hand his tendency to hyperfixate on things heavily contributes to his creativity and problem solving when it comes to his inventions and schemes. but he also often gets far too carried away and it ends up causing issues later down the line (eg: gotron)

like its very refreshing to see a character whose autistic traits arent … mutually exclusive. it makes him feel more real and less like a caricature

[simplyghosting]

It was controversial when horses were introduced alongside DJs to pick music to play. Such arguments against included “What could a horse know about music?” or “They don’t even have hands. They can’t manage any equipment.” and the traditionalist “It’s just not right for an animal to do these kinds of things.” Those in favor said it’s not odd at all. It makes sense for disc jockeys to have their fair share of disc horse.

[baejax-the-great]

Sisyphus: Oh, I've heard the rumors, prince, but not to worry. My relationship with Bouldy is strictly plutonic.

[alexkablob]

read the sisters of dorley (alyson greaves, 2021-ongoing), a story containing such highlights as:

a satire of the trans healthcare experience in the uk

a meta-commentary on how trans women engage with/reclaim an erotica genre that both helped and hurt us growing up

the full spectrum of the transfem experience (cute & happy vs. absolute horror) juxtaposed together at all times

a bunch of neurotic trans girls in denial about being a cult

the worst opsec you've ever seen saved only by the secret it's protecting being too ludicrous to think of

more codependent transbian relationships than you can shake a stick at

the weirdest sexy chaser lady you've ever met

and a bunch of novelty mugs with really terrible puns

it's an ongoing doorstopper with every content warning under the sun and it makes me feel every human emotion at once

[openphrase123]

my only portals into french culture outside of like, media or whatever are my gf's french coworker with the Most French Name You Can Conceive Of, and my very american friend that just happens to live in france. did u know the cool kids don't say oui. they say ouais. ouaip. ouep.

[nemyzilla]

a collection of even worse theme park puns

• who’s the fastest rapper at alton towers?

NEMinem.

• what does chessington’s drop tower wear?

CROCs.

• during the summer, it’s sWARM. during the winter, it’s sCOLD.

• what does a drop tower say on saint valentine’s day?

“i have fallen for you”.

• vekoma slc, more like veCOMA slc.

• what’s the donut shop in x-sector called?

DONUT look down.

• what’s the biggest event in forbidden valley?

MET GALActica.

• what’s the most fashionable mine train’s name?

RUNWAY mine train.

[sharkstatic]

you!! show me your ocs (pretty please)

OFC <3 oh man where to even start

i have about 22 active ocs i rotate lmao about 10 of those have fully developed story/background/personality

these are all ones i dont think ive posted much or at all but these are some of my fav designs/concepts:

memphis honey- catboy extreme, magic user, very loose morals, carved those symbols into his own skin before his scheduled execution so that noone could bring him back once dead. once took over a cult in order to blow it up.

diamond- legally a tattoo artist for powerful demons that would usually heal up tattoos and piercings. illegally most other things. that collar is very literally keeping their head on.

sixgill- very very very old sixgill shark. she lives in the deep ocean and protects an ancient evil and also the ancient evil's baby son. 27 ft tall.

dishi- 7ft tall super buff spirit medium and compulsive liar. a romantic but has the worst taste in men youve ever seen. sees ghosts, demolition expert. this is specifically him while possessed which happens more often than hes comfortable with bc the Veil Is Thin around him, hes like personified halloween

fangfei- sir thats a whore ass bitch. cloud dragon. their style can be summed up with 'cheap and gold'. had to fight their twin to the death at an early age. mommy issues. doing coke in the bathroom about it.

:D they are all fantastic i love them ty for giving me an opportunity to spit them all out on here

[nostalgia-tblr]

how can this be considered a "bad" movie, we're only four minutes in and it's already catering to the Lowest Common Denominator in the audience:

(Don't worry I can say that as I am both low (5ft 2) and common.)

[the-punforgiven]

God I fucking love mixed weapon fighting so much, just being able to go at it with the thing you're most comfortable with against someone else using the thing they're most comfortable with is so cool and awesome, coming up with strategies to a weapon set you don't use and testing them against someone doing the same, it's so rad tbh

Makes me sad that so many places I've fought in regard it as like, an afterthought at best

[july-juneandsummer]

Oscar Piastri starting from the front row has me b(ee)...b(ee)...b(ee)... buzzing 🐝

[merakiui]

cyno and his goofy puns: :)

me:

[5516-minutes]

you ever kill your own writing mojo 💀

[uk07]

I havent been able to draw the goober in days 😔

[misc-muses]

"An' then I tell the guy, 'which consin, buddy?'"

"That's how I got this scar!"

[editorial-oy]

they’re lilies

you know

#onions and garlic and

leeks

there will be

lily soup

later today

with allium