#this is sooo hot n classy

[fallstaticexit]

The Mid Series Finale. That's right, we've made it to the halfway point in this series and dare I say, we're just getting started. I don't know about you, but I'm crying sobbing and throwing up 😔

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Olive: Be honest, was I your first girl?

Nancy: Would you be jealous if I said no?

Olive: Oh, I’d be sooo jealous.

Nancy: [chuckles] Am I your first girl?

Olive: No, but you are my best girl.

Nancy: You really are just so sweet, aren’t you?

Nancy: [giggles] What?

Olive: Nothing. I just...I miss you already.

Nancy: I miss you too. It won’t be much longer before I see you again.

Olive: You sure you don’t want to just come upstairs? See my place? My living room. My bedroom...

Nancy: Oh so tempting, darling. But I have alot to catch up on. Soon. I promise.

Nancy: Oh! I wasn’t expecting you boys to be here. Geoffrey, what are you-

Malcolm: We need to talk, Mother.

Nancy: About? Is everything alright?

Geoffrey: Please, just sit, Nancy.

Malcolm: You have some nerve. I’ve been running the foundation not even a year and yet you make it your business to humiliate me at any chance you get. Is that your goal? To ruin me and my reputation?

Nancy: Humiliate you? Malcolm...what are you talking about?

Malcolm: Gallivanting at low end strip clubs looking for whores while still married to my father is one thing but parading her around the city and spending over 400 thousand fucking dollars without a care who sees is wow- bravo! Wife and mother of the year!

Nancy: I- I beg your pardon!? Malcolm, do not talk to me like-

Malcolm: Imagine my surprise as I’m just moments away from landing the deal of a lifetime and I get a call from a journalist, itching to sell the story of Nancy Landgraab and her torrid affair. Do you how much I had to spend to clean up this mess? And what are the odds, this woman is related to the CEO of Servo Tech.

Nancy: [gasps] They know?

Malcolm: You’re not subtle and neither is she. It was nothing to find her and her receipts. She’s got you plastered all over her social media. Doesn’t take a genius to figure out it’s you. I guess that’s the price to pay for screwing a millennial-

Malcolm: Did you stop and think how this would make me look? How this would make my father look? Do you have even an ounce of goddamn shame?

Malcolm: Do you care about anyone other than your fucking self?

Nancy: Malcolm, I love you. I love you and your brother more than anything...but what’s happening between your father and I has nothing to do with you.

Malcolm: Doesn’t it? Everything you have done has affected me. Both of us. All you’ve managed to do over the years is push us away. You keep up with this shit and you’ll have nothing and no one.

Nancy: Johnathan...you’ve felt this way too?

Johnny: [sighs] Look Nancy, I’m only here cause Malcolm paid me, ok? I covered all that shit in therapy already. I’m over it.

Malcolm: It’s not too late to fix this.

Nancy: What...what do you want from me? What do you want me to do?

Malcolm: We’re one of the richest, most powerful families in the world. To the public, we’re the perfect family. I need it to stay that way. That means you need to cut your whore loose and be a proper wife and mother.

Nancy: Olivia is not a whore! She is everything to me!

Nancy: I haven’t been very honest about myself over the years—to all of you, but mostly to myself. Being with Olivia has made me finally put it all together—the one thing I’ve run from all my life. I’ll do anything for you, my baby, but please, I need her. I think I’m in l-

Malcolm: [sighs] Mother. You know nothing about this woman. Are you really willing to sacrifice it all for a felon?

Olive: Hey you...I haven’t heard from you since the trip. I miss you like crazy and I want to see you. Preferably tonight at my place. Then maybe we can hit the strip in the morning and you can pick me out something hot- but classy to wear to my uncle’s wedding. Which I’m hoping...you’d be my plus one? Hello? Nancy, are you there?

Nancy: No. No, I can’t. I’m sorry.

Olive: No? ‘No’ is against the rules, isn’t it? [chuckles nervously]

Nancy: Well. We have broken every single rule we’ve made. What’s one more?

Olive: Oook, what’s going on? Are you ok?

Nancy: I think we should end our arrangement. Clearly...it’s gone too far. It’s for the best.

Olive: ...what?

Nancy: Better now before it gets too complicated, right?

Olive: Complicated? Nancy, what are you doing? Why do you want to end this- is it me? Do you...I thought you felt the same way I did..

Nancy: I’m sorry, Olivia. I have to put my family first.

Olive: What? Your husband?? The one you said you were leaving because, uh, hello? You’re gay! Or you meant your mean, spoiled ass kids? What the fuck, Nancy?

Nancy: Please don’t throw my issues back in my face. Granted, you’ve never told me about what you’ve done.

Olive: What are you talking about?

Nancy: Why didn’t you tell me you went to prison? Don’t you think that is something I should know about you? Don’t you think the media could ruin my family with something like that?

Olive: I tell you my name and you look me up? The fuck is wrong with you?!

Olive: I see how it is. You finally get some ass and now you’re done with me. It’s what you wanted the whole damn time. You rich fucks make me sick! You don’t ever have to worry about me ruining your perfect little life. Fuck you!

Geoffrey: Would you like some wine? It’s your favorite-

Nancy: God, Geoffrey. Just leave me alone! You all got what you wanted, right? Just leave me be. Please.

[fancyratvanity]

Give me some favorites: food, colors, weather, and music genre?

Oh, hi! Um.. Let's see... I like green! Green's nice- but most pastel colours are as well, right? So any of those, too. And black's a classic, of course! Classy. I like.. Milder weather best, I think? Like spring n autumn? Winter and summer are hard, especially when the clothes that get tossed out tend to be, you know. The opposites. Sometimes you get lucky! sometimes someone goes through old seasonal clothes and finds that they don't fit right anymore, and boom! Free coat! Or hot weather stuff!

Music, I'm just getting into, but I like sooo much. I don't really know the genres, but Ive been posting lots of the music I've been listening to lately!!

I can't really say a favourite food because I rarely get nicer foods, but there's a shop thats really nice to me and i do like their chips! Sometimes they give me fresh stuff for free and theyre always so friendly and caring (:

I want to try sweets, though. Like, Honey posts lots of baked sweets like cakes and stuff and they look really good.. Would be so nice to try things like that

[nattinatalia]

The same best friend your brother warned you to stay away from, since the day you learned how to walk and talk he reminded you that you could never date his best friend. Who daddy Jack think he is?!? NOT MINE 🤨 at least not for this fic 👀🤭

“Ohh, they’re just friends from back home.” You say shrugging. She didn’t js call her brother “just a friend” 😭 I’m fuckin dead

Clay laughs at that. “I know we’re from Kentucky, but we don’t cross that line.” Tell them Clay Clay, they talkin abt the wrong white boy from Kentucky 😭

You see that Urban and Jack are standing straighter and looking behind you. You turn around and see it’s Logan and Jake Paul. Tf are these Cocaine sniffers doing here?! 🤨

“Happy birthday gorgeous.” He hands you a bag. “If you adore her, Dior her.” I just cringed sooo fuckin hard!! Like bro get tf outta here 😭

“So are we doing body shots tonight or what? You look way too hot not to do them on you.” Jake winks. They’re still going, this is so embarrassing 🫣

“So back to the question of the body shots?” Jake says. Is he already drunk or sum?? Like did u not js hear a thing Jack said?? Which wasn’t much but enough to get the point across!!

“No body shots here dude, not on my sister that is.” Clay says, joining you all. Clay, Jack & Urb 🙎🏼‍♂️🙎🏼‍♂️🙎🏼‍♂️ Jake & Logan🧍🏼🧍🏼 YN 🙎‍♀️

“Y/N, You better tell your brother to relax before I knock his little ass down.” Jake says. I- he’s a real bold IDIOT!! Clay will whoop that ass wit one arm tied behind his back. Don’t mess around & find out, other Paul brother 😐

Logan smiles, “It’s all good baby.” He winks at Clay and Urban, then walks towards you and kisses your cheek. “See you out there, Jake let’s go.” his brother follows but not without kissing your other cheek. I’m literally gaggin 🤮 *goes to google * ‘can you get an std from a kiss on the cheek from a Paul brother?’

“You moved away from home, you hardly talk to any of us. Jack and Clay are lucky if you even reply to their texts.” Damn it’s like that bbygirl 🥲

You shake your head. “He’s my brother, I love him but I hate his stupid rule.” Girl FUCK THEM RULES!!

He rolls his eyes, “Your mom knew, she knows everything.” MAMA MAGGIE FOR THE WIN 🫶🏽

You two share a few kisses and when you pull back you notice Urban is staring at someone behind you. AH SHIT! FUCK! NO! It’s a Paul brother huh?!? 😭

Lmao Jack putting all these damn rules like if he’s her daddy, Brian just be chilling letting his daughter do her thang 😭😭😭😭

LMAAAOOO, she really said “DON’T KNOW HER.” 💀💀💀 no but in upcoming fics I’ll explain why she doesn’t share that Jack is her brother.

Clay really said “You’ve been hiding us for long, it’s time the people know you have brothers”

LMAAAO NOT THE COCAINE SNIFFERS 💀

The Dior part, I had to use it lol I’ve been hearing lot of influencers say it and I cringe so bad lmaooo.

Listen Jake and Logan are idiots, I don’t like them here or in real life 😭😭😭😭 I had to add someone we all dislike a bit and look it worked perfectly 😅

Jack said little to no words but Clay, he literally said “I don’t have to keep it classy for the public, I’m gonna speak my shit.” As he should, win brother !!!!!!

I’ll make sure to tell her to get checked for std because those Paul brothers 😬 😳 🤮

She really didn’t care about them rules once she fucked Urban that one summer!!!! But then she woke up and felt guilty and bolted 🤦🏻‍♀️ miss girl is a whole mess and needs to get it together and let her brothers know she’s grown and can date whoever she wants!!!!!!

👀 I wonder who caught them lmaoooo 🤫🤪

[isagisyoichi]

YOU MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL!

SYNOPSIS: niko as your boyfriend

CHARACTERS INCLUDED: niko ikki aka my boyfriend hello

WARNINGS: swearing, pretend all the boys go to the same school and they're all friends for plot, normalize not writing serious boys as someone that practically hates their s/o and never opens up to them god bless, also no such thing as ooc since we dunno shit ab him so everything i say is law. SUPER LONG LOL, it's like 2k+ words 😭

A/N: i love my boyfriend and i'm v happy about all the attention he's getting (even if he will prob will b subbed out 👎) this was fun to write bc i think he would b very soft as bf and also i hate the notion that stoic and serious = boring and detached in a relationship. also first post w the new user yayyyy rip yoichisagis an end of an era for realsies.

FOR: fox anon my beloved this one is for u😩

it takes a while for you two to get together, just because niko wants to think things through and be sure he’s making the right decision, as well as him being naturally apprehensive about this whole dating thing.

when you do eventually start going out, keep in mind you're probably his first real anything, so-

niko needs to take it slow for the first month or so because he needs time to adjust and get used to being in a relationship.

when he gets comfortable around you, niko starts to talk a lot more.

niko starts to talk about his interests more-soccer, stem stuff (idc i'll die by my hc that he's a stem boy), etc. and niko's really happy that you're genuinely interested in what he has to say :)

and as your relationship progresses, niko becomes more inclined to share his inner thoughts.

“this song is so bad, i hate it and how it's everywhere,” like, babe that sucks, but what do you want me to do, take it off the radio myself? 😭

you find out that niko’s kind of a hater LOL, but it’s okay, because it means he can be himself around you <3 and the mini debates you have with each other are fun.

he’s someone you can take shopping with you if you need a solid second opinion.

“ikki, is this cute?” you niko as you adjust the shirt you tried on in the fitting room mirror.

“no.” he’s so straight up LOL. “the blue one from earlier was better.”

“this one?”

“yeah, that one. you look really pretty in it.”

ngl though, niko’s not much of a mall person. he'd just follow you around like a little puppy LOL, but he doesn't mind too much because it's for you.

communication is important to niko!!!!! he wants someone that he can have real conversation about the things that matter to him, so he rly makes an effort to have that kind of connection with you.

niko's naturally funny but he isn't aware that he is lol.

but when he does try, i feel like his humor comes in the form of sarcasm and dry wit. likes poking fun at you here and there with a lighthearted jab.

"you're so weird, y/n," is the most common one.

niko’s naturally closed off emotionally (male aquarius 😒) but i, personally, think he’d really try and push himself to be more open with you, especially if you expressed for him to do so </3

he'd be really appreciative of someone patient and understanding of the fact that he doesn't open up easily, though.

but eventually, you become the person closest to him- niko confides in you a lot, which he’s grateful for because he usually holds everything in.

not one for pda or other lovey-dovey things in public, other than the occasional holding of hands but behind closed doors, niko’s so soft around you, it’s like he’s a completely different person.

also, i feel like niko’s real handsy with you, i get the vibe he’s super touch starved 😭

although it does take him a while to get used to physical affection, once he has, niko cannot get enough. he’s always touching you when he has no real reason to.

(and because you're his first relationship, i feel like it’s just natural that niko’s going to be kind of clingy towards you.)

“you okay, ikki?” you ask as niko suddenly wraps his arms around your waist from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder.

“mhm,” he mumbles. “just wanna be close to you.”

niko likes when you sit on his lap when he’s on his computer. you can have your arms wrapped around his neck, your head resting in the crook of his neck, or you could just be on your phone or whatever, it doesn’t matter, niko just likes you near him.

you guys don’t really talk to each other when you do this, aside from niko occasionally checking up on you and asking if you need anything from him.

but other than that, you guys just enjoy each other's touch in silence. it’s one of his favorite things to do with you.

however, if you start kissing him in the middle of whatever he’s doing and keep it up for long enough, niko will drop everything to make out with you right then and there (also one of his favorite things to do with you).

speaking of kissing- you kiss niko first.

niko would try to plan your guys first kiss out because he wants everything to be perfect.

but, he ends up taking forever to execute it because he keeps overthinking and you can only wait so long before kissing him, so you take matters into your own hands.

his kisses are sloppy and juvenile at the beginning, but he’s smart and learns quickly what you do and don’t like.

likes being kissed on his jaw and forehead the most :')

if the team ever happens to see niko kissing you, they're gonna be so annoying 😭

"yooo niko's making big moves ‼️" "my son's growing up on me!😩" "good job *pats on the back*" and niko is red all over as he drags you away from them, muttering about how childish and annoying they are 😭.

but, they're all very supportive of you guys, even if they're embarrassing as hell 🙄.

they even give niko relationship advice- which luckily, he doesn’t follow (most of the time), because, let’s be honest, if you're getting unsolicited dating tips from a bunch of teenage boys, it’s probably bad 😭.

you’re the only person niko shows his forehead to. just know that having the opportunity to see it means that niko trusts you more than anyone else :’)

repay his trust by kissing his forehead lovingly and showering him with compliments whenever you can !!!!!!!!!!

“y/n, why’re you so embarrassing,” niko says under his breath, blushing as you hold his face and litter soft kisses on his forehead, rambling about how cute he is.

always looks for you in the bleachers when he has a game and you’re always the first person he talks to after.

and the fact that you make an effort to come as often as you can means sooo much to him. definitely considers you to be his biggest fan.

real classy with nicknames- uses “my love/love,” and “darling,” the most.

his favorite petname from you is "pretty boy." gives him butterflies each time he hears it.

the first time you call him that, he's confused, but after you explain that being called pretty is basically the highest compliment a boy can receive, he gets all soft on you.

only uses instagram to like and comment on your pictures and that's it 😭.

comments stuff like “you're so pretty” and "beautiful," without any emojis because niko refuses to use them LOL.

remembers the compliments you give him! they help with his self esteem and i feel like he values your opinion a lot.

so, tell him all about how cute and smart and talented and hot and funny he is and how much you love him and he'll replay it in his head 24/7.

i think he prefers to be the big spoon, unless he's sad- then he really wants you to hold him.

niko gives me homebody vibes, so expect relaxed dates, but still nice, yk?

what i mean is niko's not gonna take you out to get gas station food and call it a day 😭 he's classier than that and he always puts in effort towards dates.

he always plans them ahead of time and takes into consideration what he thinks you'd enjoy. and he insists on paying 🤗.

but, niko always does something special for days like your birthday or an anniversary, like go somewhere fancy if you wanted to or buy a nice gift you've been eyeing for a while.

helps you with your schoolwork, 100%. most of the time niko tutors you because he wants you to actually learn the material, but if you're feeling lazy and just wanna get it over with, niko will just give you the answers.

this is a big deal because i love him and all but, niko gives me the vibe he's super stingy with his work 😭.

"this is the last time i'm going to just give you the answers, y/n." niko sighs out. "you have to start doing your homework by yourself."

niko's said that dozen of times but he's still giving you the answers free of charge. can you guys say #whipped 🤣?

LOL speaking of school, if you ever text him during class, i highly doubt that niko would entertain you 😭😭 (it's out of love, though)

y/n 💗: hiii baby imy 🥰

pretty boy: do your work, y/n.

y/n 💗: ALL I DID WAS SAY HI

pretty boy: pay attention.

y/n 💗: fine ur so lame 👎

pretty boy: whatever you say. i miss you too, by the way.

he likes to moves your hair out your face because he wants to see your pretty face better.

which is why you have to do the same with him 🥰!!!!!! makes him blush like crazy.

gets soooo soft when you post him or even take pictures of you and him together :') just the thought of you wanting to show him off makes him soooo happy.

he won't entertain you if you make a tiktok, though LOL. he's very stubborn in his belief that it's stupid.

just stands in the background with his arms crossed if you try to make him do a dance or something 😭 (he does think you look cute, though).

niko has such nice eyelashes but i doubt he's aware of it 'cause he's, y'know, a boy 🙄.

"my eyelashes are ... cute?" he questions. niko wasn't even aware that such a trivial thing like his eyelashes could be considered cute.

"yes, oh my god," you gush. "they're so long and nice, i wish mine were like that," you groan, examining yours through the camera of your phone.

"you're so weird, y/n," he says, a blush staining his cheeks. "your eyelashes are nicer," he mumbles as he kisses your forehead.

he's one of those people that prefers to be alone, but you're the exception. you know?

niko likes to keep to himself most of the time, but that whole thing doesn't apply to you, because he'd choose to be with you over being alone anytime :')

[zawasdarkcirclez]

How Bakusquad Asks You to Prom

Mina Ashido:

-Mina’s definitely got something really pretty planned

-She’s most likely a little dressed up with a cute little dress on

-This is all taking place in the common area

-Everybody besides you knew what was happening and were hiding in the corners of the room and against the wall

-Aizawa was even there claiming that he felt most comfortable if there was a teacher and adult present with all of these candles burning Mina, Denki, and Sero filled him in one day when he was trying to grade papers

-In reality though, he just wanted to be there to see how it would play out after hearing all the talk about it

-Y’all do be his kids after all

-You keep getting texts from Mina and everyone telling you Aizawa is calling everybody to the commons right now and that you’re late as hell

-You’re out of breath running to the room and realize you don’t see the lights on from where you stand

- Walking in however, you’re greeted with soft jazz music

-Mina standing in the middle of the room with a bouquet of flowers

-In front of her on the floor are candles spelling out “Prom?”

-Not gonna lie she’s a little nervous

-Fingers fiddling for sure

“HEY-uh Y/n.. PROM??“

-You said yes no doubt. Sorry I don’t make the rules

-You were literally stunned, she looked amazing, everything looked so cute, the effort was there. CONGRATULATIONS you won

-Everybody of course had to then hop out from the darkness of the room cheering and recording as you and Mina hug

-Queue Denki + Sero dapping each other up

-Midoriya tearing up

-Mineta full on crying because Mina is now taken

-Todoroki still standing by the wall 🧍‍♂️

-You and Mina definetly had some of the best prom fits

Katsuki Bakugo:

-You were already dating Katsuki, leading him to believe you were well aware that you were going to prom with him

-So when he overheard Momo ask you about plans for prom and you responded saying

-”Oh, prom? ...I’m not really sure I’m doing all that.”

-He was STOMP.ING over and Momo was tiptoeing away not wanting to get caught in another one of his outbursts

-”What the hell do you mean you’re not doing that?!”

-”You don’t want to go with me or what?!”

-”Did I do something? If I made you upset, you should have said something, Dumbass!!”

-”Actually, you know what, I don’t care! You’re going.”

-”With me!”

-You rolled your eyes jokingly

-”Well that sure is one way to ask.” you chuckled and patted his side walking away to go back to your desk

-You were not complaining by any means, but with the intensity of Katsuki’s ability to read behind your words, he knew he was picking up on something else

-Thinking back, he did notice the little way your eyes would glow as your friends were getting asked left and right

-Even when Bakugo mumbles beside you about “Why the hell’s he doing all this like she’s not already his girlfriend.”

-You’ve seen posters, candies, gifts etc.

-But all you truly wanted was for Bakugo to possibly let down a wall of his and utter the same words to you

-But you would never ever push him to do it, in fear of overstepping a boundary

-This in mind though, and with Bakugo being as invested and in love with you as he is, and not willing to admit, he plans something little so you can have a little moment to blab to your friends about too or whatever 🙄

-He’ll be damned if its in public though

-For sure expect to be woken up late at night, leaving you surprised considering yk his bedtime and all

-He’s shaking your shoulder and grumbling to you to “Wake your ass up, or I’ll leave.”

-You turn seeing Bakugo with a candle he over burnt a little bit with his quirk, your favorite snack, a teddy bear, and a little jewelry box

-“Will you uhh..” his eyes dart away from you and he hears you giggle

-”Shut up!! ... ”

-”Will you go to prom with me, Y/n?” he asks shoving the snacks and bear a little in your direction

-”Of course Katsu.”

-He smirked, opening the jewelry box

-”And you make sure to wear this little beauty around that neck of yours at this damn dance, okay?”

Denki Kaminari:

-I’m sorry but you completely spoiled Denki’s surprise

-Well it was a team effort

-He had already accidentally said too much one day without realizing so you knew he most definitely had “Something exciting to ask you”

-But bbbbruh

-The panic everyone screamed in when you randomly walked into Denki’s room while him and the rest of the Bakusquad decorated

-He jumped off the little ladder he was standing on in the corner and turned you around by your shoulders ushering you out

-”ahHa ha...”

-It’s silent for a couple second while you both plan what to say now

Simultaneously:

-“Denki I am SOOO sorry“

and

-”A little earlier than planned”

-Everyone has an ear pressed against the door at this point to listen

-”Well..surprise! I’ll tell you what though,”

-His hands reached for yours

-”I’m a liiittle busy right now.. You know what for, but let’s pretend you don’t.”

-He turns speed walking and dragging you with him

-”So you go relax for a little bit, do some studying or something. Put on one of your cute little outfits, and I’ll be by later to come get you because you’ve got a hot date in my room say around..8:30?”

-You nod, catching your breath and realized he has delivered you all the way back to your own dorm

-Before you could turn and ask any other questions, that boy is booking it around the corner to get back to his room

-Upon walking in he is greeted with bunches of “what happened?”s from his friends and a slap to the back of his head from Bakugo

-Yes they somehow got Bakugo to help

-”Guys! Guys! We’re good, why did nobody keep decorating? Come on people we have until 8:25 and then you all have got to go!”

-Fast forward to 8:30, he’s opening the door for you and guiding you inside with a hand on your back

-He’s cheesing like a fool I promise you

-Sure you already saw part of it but not nearly the end result

-”So, will you go to prom with me?”

-”Uhm, YES!”

-Y’all can hear Sero and Kiri hooting and cheering from Bakugo’s room across the hall followed by a

-”Shut up or get out you idiots!!”

-You and Denki definitely won the top spots in the Prom Court

Eijiro Kirishima:

-Kiri definitely has a little cliche possibly cringe idea he saw online

-But it’s still cute as hell because I mean hello it’s Kirishima

-All his friends were struggling planning things while he was sitting there CHILLEN

-Denki turned like “Uhhh..Bro, you all set or something? You’re looking mighty not-busy over here.”

-”Yeah man. This was eeasyy. I found exactly what I wanted to do. They’ll love it.”

-By this point everyone had been listening, and then he was bombarded with several voices asking for ideas and inspiration from him

-All voices went silent though when he whipped out his phone to show them

-”Dude.”

-”You’re joking.”

-”Tch. Dumbass..”

-He’s not even a little worried about their reactions

-If there’s one thing he knows it’s YOU

-And YOU love anything Kirishima does 

-Let’s not lie we’re all whipped

-And y’all are just some chill ass individuals and cornballs with the same humor

-He spends the entire evening that day drawing out his sign and gathering things he needs and whatnot

-When you walk into class greeted with some yummy food and cheesy saying on your desk, you smirked knowing it was the one and only

-”Surprisee!” he would sing wrapping an arm around your waist and kissing your cheek

-”Pretty manly, huh?”

-When the rest of the class sees how it actually turned out in comparison to the picture he showed, they kinda regretted trying to get on him

-Especially since you were right in front of them enjoying it

-Shit was kinda sweet

-Ya know, seeing y’all be all perfect for each other and all

-”Ah, you’re so cute. It’s great!” your face was lighting up as you plopped down in your seat

-The rest of class everyone was still stressing between lessons about their own prom situations

-And cutting their eyes at you and Kiri

-The two of you are now sitting side by side, his arm around you shoulders and both of your mouths full of sushi

-Prom is literally a dream with this man

-I feel like he would dress with the most casually classy look

-Velcro shoes acquired  😎

-Y’all are so in love you don’t even realize how visible it is

-The whole night is you two soo lost in each other uhghh

Hanta Sero:

-Sero is cool as fuck

-I just had to say that first sorreh

-He’d definitely do something real low-key and cute

-It’s not anything public or in front of everybody and their mother

-The two of you hang out by yourselves and have little ~dates~ and what not kind of often

-So him knocking at your dorm door telling you to get ready to go in 30 minutes was nothing suspicious

-After a light walk from campus y’all reached a point where he told you to close your eyes and let him guide you

-Considers covering your eyes with his tape but doesn't want to end up literally yanking off your eyebrows when he takes it off

-You settle for one hand over your eyes, and one hand in his

-Sero almost knocks you into stuff on purpose and you know it

-But eventually he’s telling you to open your eyes and 

- 🥲

-A literal gasp

-”Ohh my gosh! Sero!? What is this!?”

-You’re literally bouncin up and down

-A whole little picnic has been set up in the middle of some random park by the school just for the two of you

-He’s just smiling and rubbing at the back of his neck

-He’s cool, but he can’t lie, especially when it comes to you, he’s a liiittle bit of a uhh wreck?

-Just hides it like an expert

-”Have a seat”

-He’ll take your hand as you sit to help you wibudfverkfcj;e

-Y’all are snacking and chatting, snacking and chatting

-Everything is literally perfect with him, genuinely so nice to be around

-Around when the sun is almost getting ready to set and the two of you are thinking about heading back to the dorms he stops you for a second

-”Uhm, Y/n. I’m just gonna cut straight to it.”

-”You wanna go to prom with me?”

-He’s looking straight into your soul I swear

-You tell him you’d love too and boooy oh boy the weight off this man’s shoulders

-Everyone wonders what went down when the two of you walk back into the building hand in hand and giggling and smiling with each other

-Of course the two of you nonchalantly fill them in when they ask, but the best details stayed between the two of you

[ohayopoko]

Young Carla Jaeger Headcanons (NSFW)

Note: Y’all the next fanfic I’m working on includes Carla so I’m tryna get comfortable writing her lol

(Y’all plz listen to the song, It’s Carla’s Anthem!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾)

-Carla was the original hot girl back in her day, couldn’t 👏🏻N O B O D Y 👏🏻 tell miss Carla a damn thang!

-She’s inked out with a black dragon tattoo on her thigh that reaches up her right ass cheek and ends at her calve.

-Carla also has a tattoo sleeve of colorful butterflies on her left arm

-Yes! Hot Girl has a tramp stamp and you already know it’s a 🍒, bitchhhh!😝

-Carla guzzles a mean dick, real definition of 🎶Throat Babyyy🎶

-Carla’s a passionate lover so you know she’s slurping them balls and licking the taint and the way she innocently looks up at ‘em with those sexy cat eyes will have that man ready to risk it all🤤

-Carla has a slick mouth and you know she’s gonna talk her shit right the fuck back 👏🏻🙅🏻‍♀️

-Of fucking course Carla was banging in her day, win or lose she was throwin’ dem bitches at any and everybody 🤙🏻💯

-Y’all think y’all finna jump on Carla? Guess what? Here come Kuchel fucking bitches up behind Carla🥳���🏻

-Ain’t no “I don’t eat pussy,” with Carla cause when she sits back and opens her legs you better dive in the pussy like dolphins or simply drown, your choice 🤷🏻‍♀️

“Come suck this pussy like a paci,” Carla’s smirking as she pulls her legs back and rubs her beefy pussy real slow and sensual. “Promise it won’t bite.”

-Carla’s a classy gal, likes to give her pussy new hair-do’s every month. It could be landing strip this time and a heart next time- you never know with Carla💅🏻

-Hot girl likes to drive the boat, Henny, Tequila, Ciroc, Grey Goose it doesn’t matter Carla will fuckin drink it💃🏻

-Ends up in Grisha’s emergency room more than a few times due to her drinking

“Carla you only have one kidney left-“

“I’m here for a good time, not a long time now give me the fuckin pills. I’m already late for work,”

“Where you’re going to go drink again?! Carla?!”

“Listen, Grisha, I’m unfuckwitable, okay? I can’t be fucked with- now pills, bitch.”

-Kuchel is Carla’s BITCH there’s no where you’d see Kuchel and Carla wasn’t close behind 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🤞🏻💗

-Carla and Kuchel’s friendship dynamic is more like a little sister big sister dynamic since Kuchel’s a few years older

-Carla wasn’t popular but she had a good handful of friends she could count and it was always a movie when they got together

-All of her friends died young and Carla went to each and every funeral and a little piece of her died with each friend

-You know that one boy every girl would give the pussy to on a platter? For Carla that boy was Eren Kruger👅🥴

-That boy made her pussy hot every time she saw him and it didn’t matter that he was a toxic ex she couldn’t stop fucking with for the life of her🤦🏻‍♀️

-It was okay because Carla was a good looking bitch with a devilish pussy and Eren Kruger couldn’t stay away from her either😏

-Bitch you already know Carla busted that pussy open in the mall, the bar, the backseat of his car fuck, she’d bust the pussy open on the island of Waikiki if he told her to💁🏻‍♀️😜

-There was no such thing as gentle sex with Eren Kruger, it was fast, passionate and furious

-His favorite position was backshots with belt tied tight around her neck he yanked when he started drilling deep in Carla’s poor pussy💦😣

-That boy ripped her pussy open and sent her home to sew it up but Carla didn’t care cause she was in Eren’s business, in his face, on his dick the next day

-Carla never took Grisha seriously, always dubbing him whenever he tried to get on to her cause she didn’t have no time to be worrying abt his old ass

-Grisha’s determined and that’s the only reason she ever gave in (and he got money sooo👀)

-Y’all already know who she named her son after🤪

[venusiangguk]

ok. i finished 10 minutes ago and needed a break. prepare for a long message miss stella 🙂

firstly, THE BEGINNING. WHAT THE CUCKSNEKMFKD. THE WORKING OUT, THE WATCHING EACH OTHER IN THE MIRROR, THE SEXUAL TENSION I COULD FEEL THROUGH THE SCREEN. i-

ok but when oc was kinda sad she wasn’t invited i wanted to cry because i get so immersed into the story i forget nari isn’t hers. it’s just cause she’s so amazing to nari that i forget :/ and it’s hard for me to accept she’s not oc and jk’s baby. anyways.

the ASS EATING STELLA. u went in and i’m so happy for that. wait i need to appreciate this snippet:

“As your tongue works over him, he chants over and over again, tells you how hot you look, how good your mouth feels, how wants you to keep going. It’s when you point your tongue a little, just barely pressing into his rim that his hand goes to the back of your head.

He holds your face to his ass, pushes you into him as he melts into the chair, his chest rising and falling with deep breaths that lilt up at the end.

“Good girl,” Jeongguk moans, his eyes blinking open hazily as he looks down at you again.”

WHDKSIWNEJE THIS WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE SMUT FOR ME.

hELP BUT WHEN SHE SAID DADDY AND HE WAS LIKE “no🤨” I SCREAMED … the sir kink i gotta go. let’s not forget how oc was CRYING from the jock. she was so overwhelmed, there was so much happening. like the way u were adding in the little thoughts where we could tell love was brewing 😞 oh and i need to mention him holding her up cause she was completely fucked out… yeah

wait before i get to the hard part, I WANNA SAY JK HAVING A LITTLE AREA FOR NARI WITH A DANCE BAR 😭 sobbing rn

…. ok

now onto the madness.

i just knew nari’s mom was gonna be at the door. like if she wasn’t u would’ve been like “you paid the delivery guy quickly and walked to the kitchen” but the way you were processing every second before oc opened the door.. i just KNEW.

the AWKWARDNESS. we all know oc is gorgeous but we’ve all been there where we meet someone important and we don’t look our best and we’re sCREAMING inside. now oc didn’t seem to care besides the fact she was in jk’s shirt and it was painfully obvious they just fucked (wait i wish oc was like “bitch i ate his ass bet u never did before” ok let me stop)

we all knew dasom was gonna be THAT mom. hardworking, intimidating, classy, beautiful, JUDGEMENTAL. and whilst reading i was angry…quite PISSED OFF i will admit, BUT the more u think about it.. yeah imagine taking your daughter to your ex’s house and seeing a beautiful young woman in a your ex husbands shirt and your daughter reaching for her… what would u do? i’d be petty. so yeah can i blame her? no.

but i still wanted to punch her in the fucking face. like i have a strong hate for her but i also don’t?? it bothers me that her and jk thought having a baby would fix everything. at least they’re both amazing parents. nari’s speech issues hurt me sm. i could feel gguk’s worry. and ngl i felt for dasom when she cried. but also GET OUT OF HERE CUNT!! (i’m bipolar when it comes to her sorry 😁)

but i am mad at gguk for not defending oc. i know he was kinda in shock from the questions about “are u committing to her” but it made me upset. maybe cause i’ve been in that situation. and having someone u care about NOT defend u fucking hurts. a guy did the same to me with his ex. i get it’s a different situation tho, my ex wasnt a hot sexy rich carrying dilf… 

but this is stressful because i understand both sides. i don’t think i’d want to become a stepmom at 22. no matter how much i loved someone and their kid. this is hard for me to say but, i for once would be okay with them not ending up together. (i say this now but if they don’t i’ll be kicking n crying on the floor cussing u out)…. this is totally different than icrlr because here we have both sides communicating their feelings and concerns.

and they are both in COMPLETELY different parts of their life. it hurts.. so bad to say but maybe they aren’t meant to be together.

damn stella you’ve broken me. i’m actually wishing for them to part. look what you’ve done to me 🙂

now i’m not saying i’d be mad if they end up together, but i feel like if they don’t, it makes sense.

but iF THEY DONT POOR NARI WILL MISS HER. oh speaking of nari and oc… the part where she was holding her face while crying i- 😭 ur evil for that. babies r so precious. i’m done. and THE NARWHAL NOOOO 🙁

well i feel like i touched on everything i can remember. i’m sure more will come to mind after some re-reads. thank u my lovely stella, for the lengthy update. 💖💖

(but damn u cant put me thru the ringer like this … my feelings are so fucked up rn)

ahhhh yaz <33 ur reviews always make me sooo happy <333

i too forget that nari isn't oc's sometimes :( (or like i choose to forget about her mom lmao) she and nari have such a special bond </3

yes the ass eating 😤 and yeah okay, when he was pushing her into him i had to pause and like... think about my choices bc something activates me when jk gets so into it 🥴 im glad u liked it, love writing ass eating <3 jk really was like 'no daddy kink ever 🙅🏻' LMAO i feel like this smut was one of their more passionate times, they both were so into it n <33

ur exactly right about the kind of mom dasom is LOL and ur also right about how she reacted, like i feel like i would have definitely acted similarly, if not more petty 😭 but yeah she was kinda bitchy and didn't have to express herself that way. and when they were talking about nari, i really wanted to show dasom isn't a bad mom, and they she LOVES nari... like she's the antagonist but she's not a villain, i wanted her to be very human. (i kinda have a soft spot for her tbh)

it really is so hard because everyones emotions are valid. i know some people will pick sides, but i as the writer understand the motives of everyone a little better so i have a difficult time, although i can understand the flaws in each characters thinking process lol. they have a lot to think about and work through </33

thank u so much for reading and for taking the time to send me this like u have no idea how much i look forward to reading what u think about my stuff, ur opinion is valuable to me friend <33

[inactive-shroomiehomie]

Holly & Jolly pt.3

Other Parts: Part 1 | Part 2

Square: Holiday Party

Pairing: Rafael Barba x Reader

Word Count: 1489

Warnings: lots of crimmus smut !! (car sex)

A/N: I have nothing to say. Maybe get a cool rag before reading? ;)

Stepping out of your car, you cursed loudly at how cold it was. You wore a gorgeous dark red, laced sleeved formal dress. It cut off about knee high and to match you wore a pair of beige, glossy flats. The holiday party might have just been at Olivia’s place, but she did want everyone to dress nicely. Even your puffy winter coat couldn’t warm you up right now. 

You grabbed the box of Holiday cookies from your passenger seat and made your way inside the building and out of the cold. On your way in, you met Carisi out at the elevator. He couldn’t get much dressier than he did at work, but he did try to keep sneaking cookies from you. You playfully smacked your friend’s hand.

“Since when do you wear dresses? You don’t even dress that nice for court.”

“Olivia said to dress nice, so..”

In the few moments of silence that passed, the elevator came down. Just as it dinged, Carisi dramatically looked over at you with his eyebrows raised, “Are you and Barba-”

“I’m hoping so. But we are not-” You swatted his hand again as you stepped in the elevator, “-talking bout this anymore. I don’t wanna jinx anything.”

“Fair enough.” He laughed, tucking his hands into his pockets.

The elevator was short, but when you arrived at Olivia’s everyone from the squad was already there. Noah and Rollin’s girls were even dressed up in cute little dinner outfits. The apartment was lined floor to roof with green and red and the delectable smell of turkey was enough to warm you up when you walked in.

“Hey! (L/N), Carisi! I’m so glad you could make it.” Olivia hugged you both, taking the box of cookies from you to go to the kitchen. “You can put your coats on my bed.”

Carisi took your coat, ignoring your protest. But you gave up and just let him take it. You walked into the kitchen, meeting up with Rollins and Kat.

“Daaaamn, detective. You really know how to clean up.” Kat raised her glass to you with a playful wink.

“She’s not wrong, (Y/N).”

“Oh, shut up.” You laughed lightly, picking up a bottle of white wine and pouring yourself a glass.

You looked around the room slyly as you sip your wine. You brush some of your hair away from your face as you see Rafael walk in. You stop drinking your wine to take in the view. He wore a dark green dress shirt with a deep, red, striped tie and his black blazer draped over his arm. His hair is messier than normal, but still fixed up. Possibly tossled by the wind.

He hugged Liv, giving her a chaste kiss on the cheek and walked to the back to put his blazer up. Did... did he even see you?

You hummed annoyed, tossing back the rest of your wine.

“Woah.” Rollins departed from her and Kat’s conversation to look at you refilling your glass. “Maybe have some crackers with that?”

“I’m fine. Just a little annoyed.”

“Why’s that?”

You glanced over your shoulder to see who else was around before speaking. “Rafael came over today and...we kind of made up. I just- I don’t know. I wanted to dress pretty for him.”

Kat and Rollins shared a look and laughed quietly.

“What?! Is it so much to ask for a little attention when I make an effort?” You scolded them quietly while they laughed.

“You sound like you’re married already.” Rollins snickered.

“Ugh, you two are no help.” You huffed, walking off to go sit down with the kiddos. 

The party went along nicely and the dinner was amazing. Olivia is anamazing cook and so is Carisi. After dinner everyone lingered around the living room, playing with the kids and exchanging stories. The whole party, Rafael went the entire time without speaking to you. But just as everything had settled, he walked up behind you, leaning against the back of the chair you were sitting in with a glass of scotch.

“So I exist to you now?” You whispered to him.

Rafael hummed as if he were thinking, but you knew he was being a smart-ass. “No, I knew you existed.” He leaned in closer so you could only hear him, “I’m just trying to hold myself back from tearing that gorgeous dress off you right here.”

You almost choked on your wine, but played it off, waving your hand at Olivia who looked at you concerned. Your face started to heat up from his words. You had to sit your wine down and excuse yourself.

“I’m uh..” You pointed both thumbs toward the door, “I’m gonna go down to my car for a sec. I’ll be right back.”

You flashed Rafael a look, which he returned, and stepped out into the hall. By the time you made it outside and into your car, Rafael was on your heels. You both climbed in and he was immediately on you. The kiss was nowhere near classy. A dance of tongues sliding hungrily against one another, hands tangling in hair, and skin heating up quick against skin.

Rafael messed with the zipper on your back, making quick work of sliding it down and off of your shoulders. His lips started moving down your body. Leaving a stinging hot trail from your jaw and to the crest above your breasts. 

“Fuck, Raffy..” You moaned, “I missed this.”

“Wanna move to the back seat?” Rafael asked, sucking at the skin just underneath of one of your bra cups, where no one could see.

“You better hurry up.”

You moved him to climb into the back seat, shimmying your underwear off and into the floorboard.

“Fuck, just can’t wait can you?” Rafael growled, climbing above you and throwing your legs onto his shoulders.

“I’ve been waiting for you for 4 months, Rafael. Hasn’t been ea-” You cut yourself off, your jaw dropping into a silent scream as you feel his tongue flatten against your cunt. One of your hands gripped his hair tightly while your thighs did the same.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck..” You whined as Rafael sucked and lapped at you.

You moan low in your throat, patting Rafael quickly on his shoulder, “Rafa, baby, I’m not gonna make it...”

When he removed himself from you, you could barely catch your breath and the sight of his chin drench with your juices made it even harder. Rafael reached into his pocket to pull out a condom, which made you laugh.

“Someone was expecting this.”

“Well, not exactly in this setting, but you bet your sweet, sweet ass I did.”

You giggled excitedly as he climbed over you, condom already on and good to go. Rafael gripped onto your hip with one hand while the other helped position himself inside of you. He rushed himself in slow, the both of you holding your breath as he did.

“You really have been waiting, huh? Your pretty, little cunt is so tight and ready for me, Carina. Can barely fit myself in there.” 

When he bottomed out, you finally let out the moan you were holding in, along with all of your breath. Rafael laughed softly and leaned over you, holding himself steady against one of the doors.

Rafae moved at a quick, but steady pace. You dug your heels into where his thighs and ass meet, earning a groan from the man of sin above you.

“Holy shit, Rafa, baby, I’m gonna cum already...”

“Right there with you...” His hot breath against your ear made your back arch and your hand latch onto his hair.

He picked up his pace, trying his best to have you come undone before he did. You could feel tears slipping down the side of your face and just knew you were going to have to fix your makeup before going back in. But it’s all sooo worth it.

WIth just a few more thrusts, you felt the big knot in your stomach come loose and you were screaming his name as you clung onto him for dear life. Not far behind, Rafael came with the same intensity, practically sounding like a pornstar when he came. Everything might have been quick, but it was some of the best sex the two of you have had. 

He didn’t dare move as the two of you caught your breath. He just looked down at your mascara stained face and smiled wide. You rolled your head up to look at him through barely open eyes, “What?”

“This was one hell of a Christmas present.” Rafael smirked, leaning down to capture your lips with his. 

You laughed into the kiss, massaging the place where your nails had dug into his scalp. He hummed at the feeling. When you pulled away, you looked up to him with a devious look in your eyes.

“Round two at my place?”

-FIN-

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Tags: @thatesqcrush​, @ritajammer21​

[falcor-thee-luck-dragon]

Diego Hargreeves x Powered reader (Platonic Klaus x reader)

Summary: You and Klaus get very drunk in the Academy and have an absolute ball until Diego comes to take you home.

-Reader is from What a Time to be Alive universe

Masterlist

You’re with Klaus one night, he’s drunk as a skunk and high as a fucking kite all in one incredibly chaotic mixture. Diego’s off gallivanting around the city and you’re not in the mood for any late night crime fighting, so instead you’re chilling with Klaus in the Academy while Reginald is off on some business abroad, or at least that’s what Pogo told you. At the moment Klaus is talking to himself on the carpet as he stares wide eyed at a dream catcher on the far wall. You’re laying on his bed staring up at the ceiling, your mind swirling with random thoughts.

“Heyyy..uh...Y/N my favorite Vampire seductress. Hows ‘bout we tell each other a fun fact about ourselves.” He slurs drunkingly, his face a giant smile of bliss. You give him a hum of acknowledgment as you think for a second of what to say.

“Okay I’ll go first. I have a tattoo of a fish skeleton under my right boob.”

He bursts out laughing at the honest bluntness of your comment, “Cheers to our amazinggg tats my friend.” Quips Klaus as he takes another small swig of his liquor. You continue to stare up at the ceiling, your eyes following the dimly lit Christmas lights strung about the walls.

“Okay my turn. When I was 10, I challenged myself to see if I could steal one thing from everyone’s room in a week.”

“How’d that turn out for you?”

“Oh I was highly successful, until Pogo caught me sneaking around old Reggie’s office. Ya know now since I’ve thought about it...he probably saved my ass from some gory fate if Dad actually caught me.”

“Amazing.”

Klaus nods as he shifts himself around to face you, “So my dear, you got anything else that’s highly juicy drama? Come onnnn, you have to have had some wild nights with my bro for sure.” He says while wiggling his eyebrows, hoping for an answer. You roll yourself onto your stomach so as to better see him.

“None that are for your innocent ears, Klaus.”

“Oooohhh the scandal, you know what...I don’t wanna know. Oh hey Y/N have some of this shit it’s seriously sooo good.” Insists Klaus while raising up his almost empty bottle of whatever. You eye it curiously, it does smell appealing if you’re being honest, and there’s no one here to stop you.

“Yeah alright lets get fucked up, why not.” His face breaks out into a full Cheshire Cat smile as he eagerly hands you the bottle of alcohol. You grasp the glass bottle, flashing him a quick smirk before chugging the rest of it, much to Klaus’ surprised amusement.

“Yeahhh Y/N! We’re breakkin the ruulesss tonight.” He laughs while cheering you on. You finally set the bottle down as a do your best to hold in a watery burp, your face making a sour expression instead.

“Classy Y/N.”

“Thank you I’ll be here all night.”

Suddenly Klaus’ face shifts into a fake pout, as he sits on his carpet like a moody six year old, you smile at him as you tilt your head to the side.

“Whatcha thinking ‘bout Klaus.”

“We’re out of booze. This is not good.”

You can’t help yourself as a loud laugh bursts from your lips, the alcohols effects ever so slightly working their way into your bloodstream. He snaps his attention back to you, his face faining shock.

“This is a serious issue Y/N!”

“Exactly! We’re gonna have to go on a mission...to the downstairs bar...for..”

“For..?”

“For the good shit.”

“YES! You’re a genius, no wonder Diego keeps you around...you’re so smart Y/N..and he’s just so...stupid.” Drawls Klaus with an intoxicated giggle at the end.

You snort at the odd compliment of Klaus’ while getting up off of the bed, and setting the empty bottle onto the covers. You stand above Klaus as you reach your hand out for him to take, he gladly accepts your invitation for making more mischief as you easily pull him up, the both of you silently walking out the door and quietly tiptoeing down the vacant hallway. You’re in the lead as Klaus holds onto the bottom of your t-shirt in the darkness. He can’t see nearly as well as you can, so he smartly lets you handle your guys’ stealth mode adventure through the Academy’s eccentric hallways. You listen for any sounds of Pogo or Grace who may potentially cross paths with the two of you, and most likely ruin your fun.

The both of you ever-so-sneakily fumble up the stairs like giggly school girls doing something they shouldn’t be. Once you reach the top you sniff the air for any threats, nothing. Taking this as an obvious sign that everything’s all clear you make a break for the main living room, Klaus hot on your heels. Sprinting faster then you’ve ever seen him before, it’s honestly quit impressive.

You skid to an abrupt stop once you finally reach the back of the bar where all the most expensive and best tasting beverages are kept. Klaus quickly pushing past you to seek out his favorite bottle, you watch him grab one then two different kinds, insisting that they’re both equally as important and they shouldn’t be separated cause that would be a crime. You agree, looking through the vast collection as your skilled eyes finally lock onto your favorite drink. You pick it up eagerly, swiftly turning your body back around to face a visibly excited Klaus who’s practically shaking with adrenaline or maybe it’s whatever drugs he took, you’re not really sure.

“Y/N if you would do the honors.” He asks while handing you his bottle to open since you’re the stronger one here. You set your own bottle down onto the counter, taking his and twisting it with a satisfying pop sound as the cap releases. He practically yanks it out of your hands, giving you a peppy salute before taking a long swig. You leave him to it, opening up your own bottle and taking a hearty drink of your own. The two of you wipe your mouths as you both take a satisfied sigh of relief, enjoying how the alcohol is starting to slowly affect you.

“You know what we need to make this experience extra fantastic?”

“Blow my frickin mind.”

“Music!” Shouts Klaus as he races around the bar and bolts towards the stairs leading down to his room. With your bottle still in hand you hustle after him, practically sliding into his door when you make it to his room. He’s already ahead of the game as he fumbles around with his record player, putting a classic tune on that instantly has you jumping. The two of you practically scream sing the lyrics of the song currently blasting throughout the room and down the hallway. Both you jumping on his bed and dancing around the small area like bad little kids staying up past their bedtime.

You don’t remember how you got to the top floor of the Umbrella Academy but here you are. One fourth of a bottle full in your left hand and a red plastic lightsaber in your right. Klaus standing a couple feet away practically mirroring your own stance. He just looks a lot more fucked up then you are, as he drunkingly swings the saber around like a lunatic.

“Y/N I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!”

“But you were the CHOSEN one!”

“Die rebel scum!” Yelps Klaus as he swings his weapon towards you, he looks like an old man as he’s basically moving in slow motion for dramatics. You give him his moment as you lean into the lightsaber, pretending to get sliced in the most ridiculously dramatic way possible.

“Ugh I am...defeated...blah.”

“HA get fucked loser!” Laughs Klaus who starts to randomly dance around you in a sort of weird victory dance type thing. You raise your own lightsaber up into the air as you shout a loud battlecry.

“SIKE! The evil cannot defeat me....I am INVINCIBLE!” Klaus’ eyes widen as you give him a devilish grin, he suddenly flips you off and screams before hauling ass down the hallway.

“Come get me bitches!!!”

Downing most of your bottle you race after him with your saber swinging wildly in front of you, he turns a corner and then down another in a fruitless attempt at losing you. You suddenly catch him into a corner, stalking slowly over to him like a tigress to her prey, his eyes going wide. But without warning he haphazardly chucks his lightsaber at you, successfully smacking you across the head with it, catching you very off guard and giving him just enough time to book it down the hallway and down the stairs. You quickly recover, downing the rest of your bottle as you trade it for the extra lightsaber. Cackling to yourself like a crazed witch as you continue your hunt for Klaus.

You can hear him running around the Academy so you take a shortcut down another hallway, leading you right in front of him. He stops, eyeing you suspiciously as he gets into a kung foo looking posture.

“I have two lightsabers you dumb-buss. And I’m gonna kick your buns for that little getaway stunt you just pulled. Bitch.”

“Get hit by a car.” Whisper yells Klaus before abruptly turning around and racing down the hallway once again.

As you race around another corner you suddenly smack into the back of Klaus, knocking yourself backwards and onto the floor with a breathy grunt. “Klaus what the he..” Your eyes go wide when they land on an incredibly confused Pogo who’s eyes the two of you suspiciously. You quickly gather yourself as you bolt to your feet, doing a terrible job at hiding the lightsabers behind you in the process.

“Now what is all this ruckus about you two?”

“Oh, what did you hear something suspicious? Me and Y/N/N here were just...uh...checking the halls for any possible intruders.” Rambles Klaus, hands casually on his slender hips as he stares at Pogo with the chillest face possible.

“Yeah, don’t worry Pogo. No thieves in this Academy.” You nervously shrug, giving him a forced smile, though you’re pretty sure you look a bit demented. Pogo looks between the two of you knowing full well that your dumbasses are drunk and causing all kinds of mischief around the large estate. This is definitely not the first time this has happened and probably not the last, he shakes his head as he blinks, “Well then...that’s good to know...I’ll just be in my room reading if you two need anything. Goodnight.”

“Night Pogo.”

“Save travels in dreamland.” Snickers Klaus as you smack the back of his head.

Pogo gives the both of you a kind tight lipped smile before nodding and turning around to walk into his room. You watch as he disappears within, the great oaken door shutting with a small thud. Klaus abruptly swivels to face you, a cheeky grin stuck to his scruffy face, “That went pretty well...all things considered.”

“Guess what.”

“What.”

“You’re a little bitch. And I have two lightsabers.” His eyes quickly widen in realization as he swats at your shoulder, laughing in delight as he practically gallops down the hallway.

“Stop running I might throw up!”

You sprint after him, Klaus leads you down more hallways and stairs until you catch him in the front room. Blocking him from escaping anywhere else into the Academy, unless he opened the front door and ran outside, but that’s highly unlikely considering it’s snowing out and he’s shoeless and without a shirt on except for a Hufflepuff scarf you bought him last year. Klaus fake growls at you while flailing his lanky arms around like pool noodles. You suddenly have the bright idea of jumping onto the wooden table, and without another thought you do just that.

It surprisingly holds you up, Klaus steps back as you swing your dual lightsabers around like a maniac, clearly enjoying yourself in this blissfully warm drunken state. Quickly thinking on the fly, or maybe its his ingrained hero training, Klaus grabs a spare umbrella hanging on the coat rack and swings it at you with a new theatrical passion.

“Don’t worry Y/N I’ll put you out of your misery!” Shouts Klaus as he swats your legs with the umbrella, you smack him on the arm as he yelps out in pain.

“I’ll put your grandma out of her misery!”

“I don’t even have a grandma you monster!”

“Neither do I!”

The front door swings open just as Klaus finishes his sentence and you loudly answering him back, as the both of you swing your weapons at each other once again. You and Klaus oblivious to whoever just walked inside, until the door shuts with a loud thud, causing the two of you to stop mid hit and look over to the individual standing by the front entrance, who’s looking a very hard mixture of concerned and not sure if he should ask. Your eyes instantly go wide as they land on Diego.

“She started it!” Points Klaus before smacking your legs with the umbrella and booking it down the hallway for about the hundredth time that night. You jump off the table, sprinting towards Klaus with a new found purpose, leaving a confused Diego in your wake. Klaus is fast but not fast enough as you slide past him and block his ass from seeking safety within his room. The two of you have an intense old western style stare down for a couple moments before he breaks the silence.

“I may be vurrryyy outs of it, but I think Diego is hurrr.” Slurs Klaus as he leans himself against the wall.

“Well he’s not allowed in our pillow fort then.”

“We don’t even have a pillow fort Y/N!”

“We gonna have one now! Let’s get inside!” You quickly whisper yell at him, before grabbing his hand and yanking him into his room, shutting the door right after. Forgetting to lock the door in the process. You and Klaus throw some chairs and blankets around, in a sad attempt at making a pillow fort. It looks like a goddamn pillow Godzilla came crashing through your plush city of Pillow Tokyo, but who cares at this point anyways. The two of you begin laughing like a pair of drunken sailors as Klaus hands you another one of his half filled bottles. You gladly accept with a lopsided smile while Klaus mumbles something to himself. A second later the door jiggles and opens a few inches before it gets stuck on a bunched up blanket.

“Y/N, Klaus what the hell are you two doing? And let me in.”

“What’s the password Diego?” Giggles you and Klaus as Diego let’s out a frustrated sigh.

“Uh...”

“Incorrect. You’ve got two more guesses babe.” You playfully snap at him.

“Luther sucks?”

“Errrgggg, wrong again brother.” Quips Klaus, taking the bottle out of your hand to down some himself.

“Y/N is the best?” Tries Diego cautiously, hoping this will be the password. You bolt up from the floor as you lose your footing and catch yourself with a quick smack of your hands into the doorframe. Diego holds in a laugh as he gives you an amused smile, still finding you absolutely adorable even when visibly out of it and quit possibly drunk off your ass.

“DD, hellooowww.” You wiggle your eyebrows at him as you give him a sappy grin.

“Don’t let him in Y/N he didn’t guess the password. It’s Jesus...the passwords always Jesus.” Warns Klaus in the background. Diego raises his eyebrows at that as your face falls in disappointment.

“Dammit Klaus now he knows.” You turn round to hiss at him like an angry cat.

“Y/N I don’t really...uh..really feel good.” Mumbles Klaus as he leans himself back against a pile of pillows. You purse your lips into a tight frown, realizing in your own buzzed state that the fun is over and you’ll have to go home, but it’s cold outside. You look up at Diego as he stares back down at you, he’s not entirely sure if your about to cry or not, until your face abruptly lights up into a cheeky grin taking him off guard.

“Y/N. Don’t do it.” Is all he has time to say before you hastily slam the door in his face and turn around to get the high ground on Klaus’ bed. You’ve got an empty bottle in one hand as Diego shoves the door open eyeing you up like a wolf to his prey. You’d be more turned on by this if it wasn’t for the fact that you really don’t want to go home. He carefully walks in closer to you as Klaus watches in amusement, loudly cheering Diego on. You’re back presses against the back wall as you hold out your empty wine bottle in defense, “None of you bitches could handle me.”

“Y/N put the bottle down.”

“I’ve died of alcohol poisoning twice you can’t kill me!”

“I wish I could do that.” Adds Klaus with a laugh.

“That’s not something to be proud of.” Says Diego as his attention snaps back to you.

“I’ve done cocaine off of Brad Pitts ass cheeks.” You cackle as your face breaks out into another bright smile, Diego lets out an amused huff of air, really doing his best to keep a straight face at your intoxicated nonsense.

“Oh shit me too. Or maybe he was a stripper, ya know I don’t actually recall.”

“Jesus Christ you two.” Mutters Diego as he slowly gets closer to you, his legs now reaching the bed. He gives you a pleading look as he reaches his arm out for you to take.

“No TOUCHY. I have a boyfriend!” You shout back, as he quickly takes the opportunity to snatch your bottle out of your hand and toss it into the nearby destroyed pillow fort.

“Y/N I am your boyfriend. And we need to go home now. Please.” You give him a dirty look before rolling your eyes and walking into his open arms, not being able to resist from him any longer. He hugs you tight while gently setting your feet onto the carpeted floor.

“I’ll help you put your boots and coat on okay? Just sit on the bed please.” He sweetly asks, you oblige without so much as a pout. Letting him take care of you in the smallest of ways, once you’re finally all ready to go he takes your hands and pulls you up.

“See ya ‘round Klaus. Have fun, do crimes.” You wink while shooting him finger guns, he nods his head lifting up a lightsaber to salute you.

“May the forces of this broken umbrella be with you.” Replies Klaus, lifting up the umbrella to salute you again. Diego lets out an amused snort as he says goodbye to his brother and ushers you out the door. He holds your hand the whole time as he leads you throughout the Academy and all the way to the front door, where he opens it for you to walk through.

When you walk outside the air is calm and quiet, the world is cold and surrounded in a shimmering white blanket of fresh snow. A small silent parade of silver confetti falls lightly from the dark sky, landing on your flushed face as cool icy kisses touch your hot skin. It feels nice and has your head spinning as you wait on the sidewalk for Diego to finish locking the front gate. His steps are quiet in the snow as he links his arm with yours, startling you for a second before you relax back into his touch. The two of you walk peacefully through the snow covered sidewalk for about fifteen minutes before you decide to break the quiet.

“So hows’ err night ‘iego?” You slur while struggling to stay balanced, your head feels cloudy and the sparkly snow is messing with your perception due to you being drunk and all. He pulls you in closer while placing a quick kiss onto the top of your head. 

“I saved this old guy from getting robbed by some teenage punks, who clearly didn’t know what they were doing. It was too easy, but uh...that was about it. Pretty slow tonight actually.” You let out a satisfied hum in response.

“You’re like...so...hot.” You mumble while craning your neck to get a good view of his face. He looks down at you with an adoring smirk gracing his lips, his very very kissable lips. You can’t help yourself as you pull down on his jacket collar and crash your lips into his, its a sweet but brief embrace, as he pulls away first. You give him an annoyed pout while he smiles, shaking his head at you.

“We gotta make it home Y/N. I can already tell how bad your hangovers gonna be in the morning.”

You give him a what-the-fuck face, still pissed that he broke your kiss so soon and is now instructing you like a mother goose. You’re not having it one bit. In response you pull his hat down into his eyes and trip him into a snowbank, you watch in amusement as he disappears into the cold puffy whiteness. Only to come back into view with an angry grunt as he pulls himself to his feet, you’re absolutely losing your shit watching him struggle and get frustrated with you. By the time he’s removed the snow from his face, he stops his angry protests to watch you crying with laughter. His frustration and growing irritation slowly dissipating away as he sees how truly happy you are, it’s adorable to watch someone like you in such a rare drunkingly blissful state. He breaks out into a tired grin, thinking it best not to provoke you anymore as he abandons the idea of throwing a snowball at you. As this decision may not end very well for him.

“Come on you goofball lets get inside. Some of us can actually get frostbite.” Diego tells you while throwing a snow covered arm over your shoulder, your face breaks out into a crooked half smile as you lean into Diego’s warm side once again. Then without warning your stomach lurches with a nasty after taste of whatever you ate earlier touching your tongue. Instantly you break from his grasp, turning to the snowy street curb and abruptly puking onto the dazzling snow innocently minding its business below. Diego instantly rushes to hold your hair back as you loudly let it all out, your body feels like it’s on fire and your throat hurts as you continue to vomit a nasty mix of alcohol and chicken nuggets. Once done, you quickly wipe off your mouth of any lasting unwanted particles.

You spit in the snow, turning around to face a concerned Diego who looks at you worriedly with those big brown eyes of his. You give him a theatrical bow, before hanging your head down in exhaustion as you slowly shuffle past him.

“Oh shut up.”

“I didn’t say anything.”

“You were thinking it.”

[princess-t-rex-daisy]

Greetings, Would you mind listing 25 blogs you recommend to follow and why?

Hello there and thank you for the ask, I apologize for the delay but I needed to make sure I had time to answer it.. I can say that I have spoken with, and even become friends with the majority of these people, and honestly, each and everyone of them are as wonderful and beautiful as their blogs are..So here we go....

@dadaslilmewmew Of course I'm a little partial because shes my sissy but her blog has something for everyone..Its sweet n sexy just like her.😍

@naughtylittleminxx This is my baby Sissy and her blog is alot like her personality. Cute and sweet with a hint of naughty and a touch of sass!😍

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@missdarla6 All I can say is HOLY TRIPLE HAWTNESS🔥🔥🔥This girl is on fire and full of sass..You won't be disappointed😍

@lg-little-butterfly This is my favorite go to little blog..She is such a sweet person and it reflects on her blog..😍🤗

@taslyms-garden This blog has it ALL...from pups to porn to everything in between..Its another one of my faves. 😍🤗

@ravenheart80 This Is a blog that I recently started following but it's become my newest addiction..Its hot and sexy and with a hint of dark and whole lotta sweet...Not to mention she is drop dead gorgeous and such a down to earth girl..😍🤗

@coacheric I have followed this blog since I first came to Tumblr..Its eclectic and sexy with a hint of dark and alot of humor..😍🤗

@cmaangle Another great little blog..Its also sexy n sweet and inspirational..Just like the woman who runs it.😍🤗

@duckerrubb All I can say is hot hot hot🔥.. It's spicy and sexy with a whole lotta sweet.. check it out.😍🤗

@the-quiet-canadian Yes I'm partial to this one too, because hes FUCK YOU Monday's number 1 fan and my longtime dear close friend, but his blog speaks for itself..So take a look..I guarantee you'll like it.😍🤗

@blueeyedkitten70 This blog is amazing as the beautiful woman who runs it..Its sultry and sexy, with a hint of naughty and just the right amount of sweet! I love it and I'm sure you wil too.😍🤗

@blmtx I LOVE this blog...The porn is HOT and also it's a really nice mix of other things thrown in. 😍🤗

@brodydangeldorpher This blog makes me smile..Its got a little bit of everything and it just gives you that feel good feeling..I love it and you won't be disappointed. 😍🤗

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@shv-eccentrics Love this blog!! It's quirky and eccentric and sexy and sultry with a hint of dark and a few other elements that make it unique..Shes an ahhhmazing woman and this,blog is one of my faves as well.😍🤗

@6stringgig This blog is another faves..Its got a nice mix of a whole lotta things and I just love the vibe and feel of it.. So go check it out.😍🤗

@dreamingincrimson This is such a sweet blog. It's got just the right amount of everything and the woman behind is such a beautiful person inside and out.. 😍🤗

@submissivelittlemuse Another fave of mine...Its sexy and sweet and naughty... and she is sooo stinkin adorable..Love love love this blog and the woman who runs it.😍🤗

@ckisses0207 This blog speaks,for itself..One look and you'll know what I mean..This girl is breathtaking and inspiring and her blog is incredibly sultry and hot and dripping with sweetness..Love the blog and the beautiful amazing woman who runs it😘😍🤗

@kittysub1971 Everyone needs to check out this blog! I love it because its different and unique..i'm not gonna spoil the surprise but I guarantee you will love it as much as I do..😍

@littlephoenixkitten Another great little/middle blog..Its sassy n sexy and quirky and cute with a hint of naughtiness..This an incredibly outstanding woman and she is such an inspiration.😍🤗

@dessiresnlust This blog is another one that is incredibly sexy and naughty..The woman who runs it is drop dead gorgeous and I admire her so much..I know you will love it as much as I do.😍🤗

@weightliftingnerd This blog also speaks for itself..It has just the right amount of everything and the man behind is such a sweetheart...I love it and I think you will too.😍🤗

@oneperverteddaddy I've followed this blog for quite awhile. It's super hot and sexy and hes,such an amazing person..🔥🔥

And finally we have......The QUEEN...@sargasmicgoddess This girl is the whole package!! She's witty and charming and classy and Takes sexxxy to a whole nother level..She keeps me giggling nonstop and I just love her to pieces..Run don't crawl to check out this incredible blog..😍🤗

Phew!!! 😄That was alot, but yay I did it💃..I added a couple extra,because I just love them all. Thank you again for the ask.

[onlycags]

Surprise Date | Çağlar Söyüncü

Request: James inviting you to Calgars when you get there you find out that he’s set you up on a date with Cags. It’s all fluffy and he asks you to be his at the end

This was sooo much fun to write! I get very carried away when I write these things, so they can be a bit lengthy - I always find myself wanting more from small, 250-word blurbs and I’ve never been able to keep things short and sweet. Please enjoy! xx

Word Count: 1,430 Rating: T

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Madders: Party at Cags’ tonight. You in?

You bit your lip as you reread your best mate’s text for the hundredth time, the butterflies still fluttering in your stomach as though you’d just opened the message five seconds ago instead of five minutes ago.

You: IDK. I’ve got serious plans with Netflix and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s…

His reply was almost instantaneous.

Madders: P L E A S E COME!!! I Haven’t seen you in ages and I miss your face! 😭😭😭

You laughed to yourself as you typed your response.

You: *sigh* Fiiine but only for you.

Once again, he responded quickly.

Madders: YEEESSSS party starts at 6

Madders: Please dress nice - we are feeling fancy

You: 🙄 Whatever you say

It was 2pm which meant you had a little over three hours to get ready before you had to head over to the party. You stared at your closet for a solid fifteen minutes before deciding to shower first.

Your pulse raced at the thought of going to a party at Çağlar’s flat. It had been a couple weeks since you had seen the Turkish defender but your feelings for him hadn’t diminished.

If you were being honest with yourself, the reason you hadn’t seen James in ages (ie: two weeks in James Maddison Time) was because of your massive crush on Çağlar. You couldn’t help but stare at the Turk, your brain creating dirty fantasies that you couldn’t act on. Even more embarrassing was the fact that you were 100% sure that Çağlar knew but hadn’t done anything to make you believe your feelings were reciprocated.

You stood under the hot spray of water, letting your mind wander to those forbidden thoughts - there was no way you would be able to get through this party as turned on as you were right now. You pictured Çağlar’s hands on your body as your own hands slipped in between your legs, gasping as you ran your thumb over your clit. “Çağlar,” you whimpered, sliding two fingers inside yourself. Moments later, you were sliding down the wall of the shower, legs shaking from the incredible orgasm you had just given yourself.

Not wanting to take more time, you quickly finished up, washing your hair and body, enjoying the feel of the washcloth on your sensitive pussy.

You blow dried your hair until it was almost dry, letting it settle as you searched your closet for the required attire that James had specified, trying to find your favorite dress that brought out your eyes.

Once you had located the dress that hugged your curves in all the right places, you found your favourite pair of heels, loving how they elevated you from an average 5’5” to a 5’8” and were still comfortable.

You checked your phone - one hour before you had to head out. You sat down at your vanity, twisting your hair up lazily so you could do your makeup. You settled for a smoky eye with bright red lipstick that made you feel hot, enjoying the routine of putting on makeup that helped calm your nerves.

Lastly, you undid your lazy twist-up, braiding your long hair into an easy side-braid that still looked classy. You took one last look in the mirror, dabbing at the lipstick one more time before heading out the door.

It took ten minutes to get to Çağlar’s and your nerves were back in full force. You started to get suspicious when you couldn’t hear any telltale signs of a party going on.

You: Is anybody here? I don’t hear anything…

Madders: We’re out on the patio. I’ll let Cags know you’re here. Just knock and he’ll come to the door.

You breathed a sigh of relief, knocking on the door. Moments later, Çağlar appeared, looking delicious in an Armani suit with a tie in your favourite colour.

“Hi,” he greeted, smiling warmly at you.

“Hey,” you replied shyly, your grip tightening on your clutch. “Where is everyone?”

He opened his mouth and then closed it, looking away sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his neck. “Uh, nobody else is here.”

Dread filled you, and you pulled up your phone, trying to calm your nerves. “Did James give me the wrong day? I swear he said tonight,” you muttered, scrolling through your messages.

“He told you the right day and time,” Çağlar confirmed. “James helped me plan this date.”

“Date?” You asked, butterflies returning.

“Yes.” Çağlar stepped toward you, running a hand down your arm as you shivered at his touch. “I have wanted you for a long time now, [Y/N], but I did not know how to ask you out. James said this would be the best way to spend time with you.”

You placed a hand on his cheek, your confidence growing after Çağlar’s confession. “This is perfect, Çağlar, thank you.” At that moment, your stomach grumbled, making you blush.

He chuckled, taking your hand and threading his fingers through yours. “I have made dinner; come with me.”

You followed him through his flat, enjoying the ambiance of the candlelight throughout. Çağlar led you out to the patio, pulling out your chair. You smiled, placing a light kiss on his cheek and using your thumb to wipe off the lipstick left behind, before you took a seat. He lifted the cover off of the plate in front of you, revealing a steaming dish that smelled delicious. “What is it?” You asked, taking in the sight of Çağlar pouring you a glass of red wine.

“Manti. It is a dumpling, or like a…” he paused, searching for the right word, “ravioli in Italy. I was not certain if you liked lamb, so I made it with beef.” He sat down and lifted his own dish cover off. “Please. Eat.”

You smiled at him, picking up your fork. A moan involuntarily escaped your lips, and you noticed Çağlar’s eyes darken. “This is amazing,” you commented, licking your lips. “You made this?”

He nodded shyly, looking away. “I did. I miss Turkey a lot, and so I cook whenever I have the time.” He took a sip of wine, murmuring, “And I wanted to share my culture with you.”

You blushed, feeling special.

The dinner went well, Çağlar bringing out ridiculous amounts of food - red lentil soup and baklava among them. You lost track of time, enjoying how easily the conversation flowed between the two of you.

At one point, you shivered, getting colder as the sun started to set on the warm summer evening. He quickly cleared the plates - you offered to help, but he told you to go on inside. You took a seat on his comfortable couch, kicking off your heels and curling your feet underneath you. He opened a second bottle of wine and sat down beside you as he handed you a full glass.

“Thank you.” you murmured, taking a sip of the white wine. You set your wine on the end table, feeling awkward for the first time since before dinner started.

Çağlar broke the tension, asking you open-ended questions that had you spinning stories from your childhood - how you got into football; your family; moving from Coventry to Leicester to be with James, your best mate. As you talked, you moved closer to him until you were curled into his side, his arm around you. Your legs were now across his lap, your hand on his chest, his heart beating rapidly.

“Are you okay?” You asked, tilting your head to look up at him.

He swallowed nervously. “I am fine. You just make me nervous.”

You blushed. “I make you nervous?” You asked, incredulous.

He fidgeted with the bracelet on your wrist. “Yes. I can go up against the best players in the world and not be scared, but you make me nervous.”

You sat up, placing your hand on his cheek. “You make me nervous, too, Çağlar.”

His tongue darted out and licked his lower lip. In a moment of confidence, you leaned in and kissed him, your heart beating just as fast as his. His fingers slid up your thigh and dug into your hip as you moaned into his mouth. Before you could process it, Çağlar had positioned you so that you were straddling him, your dress riding up over your thighs. He broke the kiss, both of you breathing heavily. “What would you say if I asked you to be my girlfriend?”

A grin spread across your face as you kissed him hard. “Yes,” you whispered, touching your forehead to his.

[t-lostinworlds]

Blurb #1 (E.D.)

A/N: First off, I’m sorry for taking sooo long anon (since i’m also working on a Gray fic request atm) and I thought I’d take a break and do this too, I tried making it into a short blurb but well, 3k+ words isn’t exactly short or a blurb so yeah consider this a short fic instead (but i’m still going to call it a blurb lol). I’m so sorry anon but I’m bad at smut so there’s not going to be one in here, well, at least not a detailed one.

Masterlist in Bio

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Date nights can vary into different things, whether it‘s going out to dinner in a fancy restaurant, or just staying at home, cuddled up on the couch with your boyfriend, watching a movie played on the screen that took too long to pick due to a never ending argument on who gets to choose what to watch.

However, it doesn’t really matter what movie is on or who won the argument, because most likely, halfway through it, none of you is paying it any attention as you’re too busy making out.

This is exactly what’s happening right now with you and your boyfriend, Ethan.

The sexual tension between the two of you has always been sky high as you have never had sex before considering the fact that you are still a virgin. Sure making out happens here and there, but it never did escalate into something more with one simple reason, you just aren’t ready yet.

Sex to you is big deal. You’ve always wanted your first time to be special, memorable even. Not just a random hook up in which you’ll regret later on. You want to lose you virginity to someone special, someone you love, to someone who you can really trust.

Ethan being the sweetest and most amazing boyfriend that there is, of course he respects your decision, and he will always respect your decision as you are the love of his life, the girl of his dreams, the woman who makes him incredibly happy.

But no matter how much he tries, he can never control himself and his raging hormones at all times, being a teenager and all. And you being the most beautiful and sexiest girl he’s laid his eyes on, doesn’t really help. Especially when you’re sat on his lap, straddling his waist with your fingers buried deep into his hair, tugging it from time to time as you suck on his bottom lip.

“Babe.” Ethan groaned, hands gripping on your waist tightly, trying to make you move so that you can grind on his hard on, desperately needing some kind of release as your make out session has left him hot and bothered. You let out a small giggle at his desperation that was soon replaced by a gasp as you sat directly on top of him, his sweatpants and your silk shorts doing very little to separate the two of you.

Obliging with both your needs, you moved your hips in a slow yet teasing manner, the action surprising him and you as you’ve never gone this far before. Heck, you’ve never even touched his yet, even from just outside his pants, and same goes from him to you.

“Fuck.” Ethan took a sharp intake of breath, pulling away from your lips as he threw his head back with his eyes shut and mouth slightly agape. You ran your fingers through the front of his hair, your bottom lip getting caught between your teeth, and when Ethan opened his eyes, the sight only left him wanting more.

You let out a squeal as Ethan wrapped his arms around you tightly, flipping you over so that now you were lying flat on the couch with him hovering above you. His lips found yours again, only this time, it was a soft, gentle and loving kiss, one that made your heart flutter, making you soft and mushy on the inside. When Ethan pulled away, his eyes met yours instantly, it showing nothing but his love and admiration for you, maybe a hint of lust too.

There is no denying just how much he wanted to just rip your clothes off and fuck you senseless, but he doesn’t want to push you or force you into doing it. He wants you to willingly tell him that you’re ready, and that you really want to do it, not just in the heat of the moment.

“We need to stop, or else I may not be able to control myself.” Ethan gave you a small smile, placing a soft peck on the tip of your nose. You can still feel his boner resting just below your abdomen and of course the lust has never truly left his eyes.

He really does have beautiful eyes, those eyes that you’ve grown to love, his hazel eyes with little flecks of green as soon as the sun hits them. Something inside you clicked as you stared into them, feeling so safe and secure under his gaze, and the love that was glowing inside them was too clear to even miss. You knew what you wanted, because everything in that exact moment just felt right.

He was about to stand up when you stopped him by cupping his face with both your hands, stroking his cheeks with your thumb. He hummed, leaning onto your soft touch with his eyes fluttering close, feeling so satisfied and content to have you in his life.

“Ethan…” You trailed off, heart racing as the nerves started to kick in. “Hmmm?” He opened his eyes, full attention now on you. “I – I'm…” You don’t know why you feel suddenly nervous and shy, maybe it was the way he looked at you, or maybe because what you’re about to say is going to make a huge difference in your relationship.

“What is it baby?” Ethan questioned slowly, turning his head to place a kiss on you palm, eyes still connected with yours.

“I’m ready.” You exhaled, a smile creeping up your lips as you finally got the word out, and you felt no hesitation at all, you knew that this time, you were completely ready to do it.

Ethan’s eyes widened at your words, completely taken aback by your sudden decision. He sat up, pulling you with him, your hands engulfed in his as he rubbed the back of your hands with his thumb, eyes scanning yours for any doubt, and surprisingly, he found nothing.

“Babe, (Y/N), are you sure? I don’t want you to rush into it. I want you to do it when you’re completely ready, and when you really want to do it, not just because. Plus, I really want to make it extra special for you.” He brought your hands up to his lips, kissing your knuckles in a comforting way. His words made you smile even wider, and you’re a 100% sure that he’s the one, he’s always have been.

“Ethan, I want to do it, I’m ready. There’s no person I’d be so willing to do it with other than you. I love you and I trust you Ethan, I want to lose it to you. And you’re special enough to me.” You gave him a reassuring smile, squeezing his hand in the process, your voice firm and confident, showing him just how much you mean it.

Ethan stared at you for a minute, slowly taking all your words in. You were ready, ready for him to make love you and he was the one you chose, after all these years of waiting, he was the one who gets to do it with you. He feels so happy and honored, so lucky that he gets to be your first. God, he was the first – and dare he say it – the only guy who could ever see your beautiful body fully, completely bare to him, and him only.

He smiled widely, his rows of pearly whites showing as he let out a soft chuckle, hands going to cup your face. You couldn’t help but smile yourself, his happiness radiating off of him and rubbing off on you. Ethan can seem to say anything at all, still a bit overwhelmed by everything, so he just lets his actions speak for themselves as he leaned forward, pressing his lips against yours.

You giggled, wrapping your arms around his neck, pulling him closer, but he stayed still smiling between the kiss before pulling away. “Give me an hour and a half, and I’ll right back.” Before you could ask him he was already on his feet, disappearing into the hallway. After a few minutes, Ethan emerged back in the living room, pulling his hoodie down with his phone and keys in his hands.

“I’ll be right back baby! And stay there. I love you!” He called out before closing the front door, leaving you there confused. You shrugged it off, deciding to just continue watching the movie. You do trust him after all.

*     *     *

After an hour and a half later, Ethan quietly sneaked up on you as your back was facing him, yours eyes still glued on the screen, completely unaware of his presence. His hands rested on your shoulders, squeezing it softly, making you jump a little.

“Come on babe.” He whispered against your ear huskily, his voice enough to make your heart rate escalate. You stood up now only noticing that it was already dark out, turning around to see him only wearing his sweatpants that hung dangerously low by his hips, his top half bare, showing off his chiseled chest, down to his abs.

He held out both his hands for you to take, guiding you towards his bedroom with him walking backwards as he faced you, a smug grin plastered on his face. “Why are you looking at me like that?” You asked, cheeks heating up at the way his eyes burned into yours.

“You’re just so beautiful.” Ethan answered nonchalantly, feeling all sorts of emotion from being nervous to excited for what’s about to happen. You rolled your eyes with a scoff, cheeks flushing in the process. “Stop being cheesy Dolan.”

He chuckled, finally stopping as soon as his back hit the door to his room. “Nope, I’m not stopping because you love it.” Before you could even say anything, he opened up the door for you, bowing courteously as he gestured for you to go in first. “After you mi lady.”

You shook your head with a laugh, keeping your eyes on him as you entered his room. That’s when the smell hit you, your favorite scent in the world invading your nostrils, and when you turned around, your eyes widened, a loud gasp escaping your lips.

Rose petals where scattered across the floor, and on his bed that now has white sheets instead of his usual gray ones, making it look more romantic and classy. His bed was now in the middle of the room, his computer setup nowhere to be seen, making the room look more spacious than it usually is. Lit candles ranging from different sizes were placed all around the floor and on his bedside tables, dimly lighting up the whole room.

“Like it?” You turned around to face your boyfriend who was smiling from ear to ear, leaning on the wall with his arms crossed over his chest, watching you intently and at how your face glowed at his surprise.

“Ethan you didn–”

“Of course I had to, I wanted to.” Ethan cut you off, hands landing on your waist as soon as he reached you, “I love you so much (Y/N). I know how much of a big deal this is to you and I want your first time to be as memorable and as special as I can make it. I want tonight to be the best night of your life, well, maybe second best other than out wedding night. And your my queen, I will always treat you like one whether you like it or not.” He finished off with a huge smile, your eyes tearing up a little at how sweet his being, feeling so lucky to have a man like him in your life.

“God you’re so extra, good thing you didn’t burn yourself with those candles.” You teased, wrapping your arms around his neck, tiptoeing as you gave him a soft peck on the lips. “Well, most of the candles are fake, other than the ones on the bedside table so…” You giggled, of course they were fake.

You ran your hand over his hair, your smiling fading as you looked at him with so much passion, eyes trailing down to his lips then back to his eyes. “I love you.” You whispered, “And I love you.” Ethan sighed, wrapping his arms around you to pull you even closer to him, dipping his head down to capture your lips once again.

The kiss was quick to escalate as Ethan swiped his tongue against your bottom lip, asking for entrance which you granted almost immediately, making him smile. His hands slowly went from the small of your back to the curve of your ass, giving it a good squeeze making you gasp. It then slowly traveled up and under your shirt, his fingers leaving goosebumps as it traced your skin. He stopped as soon as reached the spot just under your boobs, thumb caressing your skin ever so gently, his head spinning just by the thought of you not wearing any bra underneath.

He pulled away, eyes scanning yours, asking for permission. You gave him a nod, giving him the green light to continue. Ethan swallowed the lump in his throat as he bunched your shirt up in his hands, slowly pulling it over your head and throwing it behind him. He then hooked his fingers on the hem of your shorts, the silk material slowly falling down your legs along with your underwear, leaving you all vulnerable in front of him.

Ethan kept eyes still glued to you as his breath started to get heavier, not even daring to look even if you are now completely naked to him and him only.

“Ethan, you can look.” You whispered, and as soon as you said those words, his eyes slowly dropped down, his jaw dropping at how stunning and angelic you looked. “You look breathtaking.” Ethan gawked at you, hands now gently roaming around your body, touching your skin so softly that it almost felt featherlike.

You felt something poke at your inner thigh, looking down to see that it was him, completely restrained by his sweatpants. You started to reach for it but Ethan stopped you, placing your hands gently back to your sides. “No baby, tonight is all about you.” You nodded, heart racing as you let him take all the control.

He kissed you again, only this time, it was more rough and passionate than the last one, his hands back on your waist as he slowly pushed you towards his bed, a whole blissful night awaiting the two of you.

*    *     *

You stirred in your sleep as the sun that was shining through the window started to become too bright for your liking. You stretched your arms up, feeling a few rose petals tangling up in your hair. You couldn’t wipe the grin off your face as you recalled everything that happened last night.

The sex was amazing, Ethan was amazing. He was gentle and loving, making sure that you were feeling good and okay all throughout. The way he touched you, the way he kissed every part of your body was just something else, like he was cherishing every inch of you, making sure to taste every part of you. He made you feel so happy and content just by the way he was making love with you, and you couldn’t have asked for a better first time.

“Good morning beautiful.” Your thoughts were interrupted by a handsome, butt naked man standing in front of the foot of the bed, his grin matching yours as he crossed his arms over his chest. “Good morning to you too handsome.” You sat up, getting off of bed, letting the sheets fall on the floor, exposing your bare body as you walked over to him, hands instantly wrapping around his neck as you pulled him in for a kiss.

He hummed, chuckling as he wrapped his arms around you. “Come, I want to show you something.” He whispered against your lips before pulling away slightly, eyes twinkling as started to drag you towards his bathroom. You didn’t get the chance to ask him what he’s doing as he turned you around, letting you face the mirror, your back now pressed against his chest.

“Look. You’re glowing.” He mumbled, giving you a hug from behind, lips pressed against your shoulder blade as his eyes met with yours in the mirror. He was right, you really were glowing, your skin looked so fresh and soft, and your face was just blooming, making you look even more beautiful. Your happiness surely did show, just by looking in the mirror, you could see it in your eyes how happy you looked.

“That’s what they call sexual afterglow.” Ethan added, looking at you in the mirror with so much wonder, completely in awe at how beautiful you looked. Your afterglow radiating off of you, making you look so much like an angel in his arms, and to come and think that he did that. He was the reason why you looked so happy right now.

You two looked so in love, and you were, truly, madly and deeply in love with each other.

Ethan let out a sigh as he started to nip at the skin of your neck, gently rubbing himself against your ass as you can feel him starting to grow harder. You being naked will always be a turn on for him, and he knows that he will never get used to it. He will always be captivated by your beauty no matter what.

“So, round two in the shower?” He purred, sending tingles straight down your spine. He can never get enough of you, just like how you can never get enough of him.

Good thing Grayson was in a hotel somewhere as Ethan got rid of him last night, telling him to only go back when Ethan says so, giving you all the space and time that you needed. And now, the two of you have the house all to yourselves.

“I don’t see why not.”

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[science-hoes]

Helpless

Hello, everyone! This is my first imagine sooo it probably won’t be fantastic, but I’ve gotta start somewhere lol. 

Pairing: Bruce Banner x f!Reader

Prompt: Helpless from Hamilton {Look into your eyes, and the sky’s the limit}

Words: +1k

Warnings: None

You finally accepted Pepper’s invitation to one of Tony Stark’s notorious parties. She had assured you that this party would be low-key and classy rather than boisterous and rowdy. Preparing for the party, you slipped on a navy blue gown and a strand of pearls around your neck. Classy was more of your style anyway. 

Pepper greeted you with a hug when she saw you walk through the door. “It’s so great to see you, (Y/N)!” She exclaimed. “You look exquisite!” 

You smiled and returned her hug. “As do you. I’m glad I finally got around to coming to one of the parties. It’s good to get a break from work.” You responded.

Pepper linked her arm with yours. “Follow me, I’ll give you a tour of our home.” She said, and you followed her across the room. You recognized many people at the party, so you did not feel too about of place. 

After the tour of the grand home, you sat down at a table and ordered a glass of water when you heard Tony exclaim, “Green bean is here!” 

A small chorus of greetings were directed to the person who had just entered the room. You peered over to the doorway, and your heart stopped. It was Bruce Banner. You’d heard his name during conversations with Pepper, but you never had a face to put with the name. He had on a tuxedo that seemed to match Tony’s, but instead of a white shirt he wore light purple. His hair looked like it had been smoothed down with some product in order to control his brown curls. The smile he flashed at Tony almost knocked you out of your chair. You had never seen someone this handsome before...

Pepper glanced over at you from her adjacent seat at the table. “(Y/N)...?” She waved her fingers in front of your face, trying to catch your attention.

You shook your head slightly and jumped. “Huh? What?” You stuttered.

“You’ve got the hots for the Doctor, yeah?” Your friend joked.

Your faced turned a deep shade of red, and you smiled. “I don’t know...goodness, I’ve never even talked to him. It’s just a crush.” 

“Oh, okay then.” Pepper grinned and put her drink down. “Come on.” She pulled at your arm, and, even though you resisted, you followed her across the room.

Tony and Bruce were leaning against another table, speaking with scientific terms you didn’t understand. Pepper placed a hand on Tony’s shoulder.

“How are things over here?” She asked casually.

Tony shrugged. “Better than things over there.” He tilted his head towards the direction of the other guests.

Bruce chuckled softly and said, “You just can’t handle the pleasantness of a classy and elegant party.”

“It’s true, I really can’t. But whatever pleases the mistress...” Tony mumbled.

Pepper rolled her eyes. She looked to Bruce and pushed you towards him lightly. “Dr. Banner, this is (Y/N). She’s a friend of mine.” She announced.

Bruce smiled warmly and reached out to shake your hand. “Bruce Banner.” He stated.

You reached out for his hand to shake it, and he could see it tremble from your nervousness. “(Y/N) (Y/L/N).” You replied softly.

Pepper grabbed Tony’s arm and began to drag him away from the two of you. “Well, it was great seeing you Bruce.” She said before looking to Tony. “Let’s go socialize with some of our other guests.” 

The couple walked away, and you shot your friend a glare. Bruce raised an eyebrow. “How peculiar...” He mumbled before looking back to you. “So, what do you drink, (Y/N)?” He asked, referencing towards the bar.

You smiled sheepishly. “Water...I’m not much of a drinker.” 

The innocence of your response made Bruce smile. “Well, then, I’ll buy you a water.” He said.

You didn’t hear what he had said though. Your eyes were riveted on his eyes -- the dark brown gems hiding behind glasses. Those were the kind of eyes that you could drown in. You didn’t realize the flush crawling up his face until he took your hand to walk over to the bar.

“You seem intrigued by something.” Bruce noted.

You smiled, feeling a little bolder. “I am. Brown eyes tend to captivate me.” 

Bruce looked to his feet and blushed so horribly that you could see it even in the low lightning near the bar. He asked the bartender for a water before returning his attention to you.

“Before my eyes completely overpower you, you should know that I have a problem.” He said.

You giggled slightly. “What kind of problem? Your other person? I know about how you Hulk-out whenever you’re in danger. The whole world knows about that.” 

Bruce opened his mouth to speak again but no words came out. “I’m helpless when it happens. It’s not something I can control very well.”

You laughed and shook your head. “Boy, you’ve got me helpless right now. That’ll make two of us then.” As soon as you said it though, you blushed.

Bruce grinned sheepishly and looked down. He wasn’t used to people as pretty as you flirting with him. “But that doesn’t worry you?” 

“Of course not.” You replied, giving his hand a small squeeze. “What does worry me is Tony’s mental sanity at the moment. I’m worried he’ll lose it if he sees another strand of pearls.” 

Bruce let out a hearty laugh, one that made your heart feel relaxed. “You’re right.” He looked to the door and then to you. “There’s a very nice pizza parlor down the street if you’re interested in escaping before Tony goes ballistic.” He offered.

You grinned and stood up from the chair. “That sounds wonderful.” You replied.

Bruce stood up with you, forgetting the water he ordered for you, and linked his arm with yours. The two of you began to head for the door. Out of the corner of your eye, you saw Pepper giving you a thumbs up. You smiled and mouthed “Thank you” before you and Bruce were out the door.

[choisgirls]

Hey dear nice Works...!!!!! Please Do a RFA (V+Saeran) Celebrating Birthday of MC how will they celebrate Mc's Birthday and what will they Do to make it special??

A/N: I’d invite them all to my birthday party hell yeah it’d be greAT ~Admin 404I love them all *sobs* ~ Admin 626

*YOOSUNG:-HE LOVES BIRTHDAYS-HE’S SUCH A LITTLE KID AT HEART (and i mean in general come on now)-Goes FULL. OUT. Does not take it lightly at all-Sets up a day with your friends so you’re out of the house and busy-And he decorates the house completely!! Streamers, balloons, he even has homemade party hats for the two of you-He isn’t a master baker or anything but he attempted at making a box cake for you!!! He decorated it with so many colourful sprinkles!-Remember how he gets a discount from the pizza place? He bought like three larges and the two of you were eating it for DAYS-SO MANY BOARD GAMES STRUNG ALL AROUND THE HOUSE BECAUSE Y’ALL ARE GONNA PLAY ALL. DAY. LONG.-He either has homemade presents for you, or he’s saved up a lot to splurge on pre-ordering that new video game you’ve been eyeing for months-The two of you watch all the movies!! Whatever movie you wanna watch, he’ll sit through. Scary ones? He might cry but he’ll DO IT FOR YOU!!!!

*JUMIN:-More of a classy approach to birthdays-He did attempt to put a party hat on Elizabeth though MC SHE’S ADORABLE LOOK, HURRY, BEFORE SHE TAKES IT OFF-SO MANY GIFTS. WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL OF THESE-But he always makes sure to give you one super special one. Whether it’s a piece of jewelry he had custom made because it reminded him of you, or it’s something you’ve had your eye on for a while, you’ve got it-He’s also super extra, like y’all know how wedding cakes are super big and beautiful and usually really intricate? Yeah so is your birthday cake. EVERY YEAR. but i mean are you really complaining?? It’s cAKE-Takes you to the fanciest restaurant for dinner, and the two of you dress up for it-(Yes, MC, you’re wearing the new dress/suit he got you)-He’ll also try taking you to new and exotic places as a day trip to see all the sights and watch the gleam in your eyes as you learn the history of the place-Always has the best wine, but on your birthday he pulls out the rare ones, just for you! (Or if you don’t do wine, he finds the best of whatever you like to drink)-Not to mention you wake up with like 14 dozen rose bouquets strung around the house that morning, all holding a little note card expressing his love for you because he can be cute too, mc

*SAEYOUNG:-We all know he’d wake you up by jumping on the bed and blowing that stupid little party blower in your ear until you chase him out of the room-But chasing him is worth it because when you get to the living room there are so many loose balloons that you can’t see the floor-Same goes with the ceiling, completely covered in balloons-Saeran’s just sitting in a chair, in a party hat, looking completely uninterested, but still plays the party blower when you walk in. Saeyoung tries to hide behind him to avoid your wrath you arent a morning person, are you mc?-The two of you spend a good while just throwing the loose balloons at each other over Saeran’s head who was not impressed, might i add-HE MADE Y’ALL PLAY PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY IT WAS SO CUTE-Did you know you can get custom images printed onto your cakes? Because he made a collage of the STUPIDEST pictures he has of you and had it put on top-PLUS IT WAS AN ICE CREAM CAKE. IT WAS AMAZING.-Anything you want, he’ll get you. Just name it. You want a pet elephant? He’ll dO IT DON’T DOUBT HIM MC-He’d probably take you out for a drive, too. You could feel the fresh air and just talk about anything and everything. It’s just really relaxing and he wants you to have a stress-free time

*SAERAN:-What’s the point of celebrating another year of life in this shitty world now is NOT THE TIME MR. EDGELORD-But for you…he could manage it-He doesn’t go very hard at it though because he doesn’t see the real point-He’ll get a small gift for you- something he saw and immediately thought of you-He does get a small cake for you, but a freaking tub of ice cream- ICE CREAM IS BETTER MC DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK-Cuddles cuddles cuddles! He doesn’t hide his affection today! It’s all about you, he’ll put his insecurities away for a while-He’ll moan and groan at the stupid Disney movies you put in, but suffer through them because the fact that you sing along is the CUTEST thing he’s ever seen are you sure it isn’t his birthday-CUTIE ALERT: he cooks your favourite meal for you! He might have spent a few days trying to find the perfect way to make it, but HE MAKES IT-He’s also spent all day pushing Saeyoung out of the room because he’s not about to let him ruin your relaxing birthday by bringing in some stupid little party games hes also smacked a party blower into the back of his throat at one point and you felt TERRIBLE but you couldnt help but laugh???

*ZEN- you know his hoe ass is gonna try to go all out for you- like he knows you you prefer lowkey but???- the world needs to know his love for you- but after the RFA members managed to talk him down from performing a flash mob, he realized he should respect your wishes- so he struggles and struggles to come up with something that has a bit of flare but is still something you’d want- and then he remember you one time mentioning you’d never really been on a trampoline before???- hE KNOWS WHAT TO DO NOW- on your birthday (exactly at midnight), he sings “happy birthday” and then hands you a cupcake up with a candle on it - he had you fooled, you thought this was gonna be it for your birthday- boy buddy ur in for a treat!- when you wake up he immediately blindfolds- you’re just like *sigh* “well at least he didn’t jump out of the cake this year”- omfg when he takes off the blindfold though, you find yourself at a trampoline park??? And he invited your friends (including the RFA ofc) and family!!!- He roped Jumin into getting the place to rent out the entire area to then!- aND IT’S SO MUCH FUN???- WHO KNEW JUMPING COULD BE THIS MUCH FUN- wAIT THERE’S A ROCK CLIMBING? DODGEBALL? IS THAT A SLAM DUNK ARENA- Zen didn’t think you’d love it this much but oh my god he’s so happy because you look so happy!!!- and he finds that you and Saeyoung both love to push into the pit with all the foam cubes anD YOU TWO START TAG TEAMING- maybe this was a bad idea after all- but hearing your laugh was all he needed - after that, you all head to a dessert place and you spend the rest of your birthday talking and laughing with the people most important to you with the love of your life right by your side

*JAEHEE- you only really expected dinner at a restaurant and maybe cake because that’s just how you and jaehee are- other people might think it’s underwhelming but honestly, what’s better than snuggling up to your s/o and feeling warm and cuddley on your birthday???- but you’re surprised when you come home to a note that directs you to Seven’s house?- and when you get there, there’s another note attached to a nerf gun- “Happy Birthday, MC! The game starts as soon as you enter the house, every man for himself ~ Jaehee”- yOU’RE SO EXCITED OMG YOU’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A NERF WAR YYAAASSS- it is all out WAR when you enter- Zen is playing a defensive strategy, he may have shitty aim but hE CAN DODGE ANYTHING WITH HIS DANCER GRACE- Jumin is already out, he lasted like three seconds he’s disappointed because he thought he’d win with his cat like reflexes- Yoosung’s out too, he lasted much longer than Jumin but Saeyoung managed to trick him into thinking they were team and then Saeyoung shOT HIM EXECUTION STYLE- V’S BLIND ASS TAKES OUT SAERAN LMAO- Saeran is lowkey bitter; he steals V’s portion of birthday cake- eventually it’s just down to you, Jaehee, and Saeyoung,,,- aND YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF- IF YOU WEREN’T GONNA WIN, YOU SURE AS HELL WEREN’T GONNA LET SAEYOUNG WIN- you run out in front of him and when he’s distracted by you, Jaehee shoots him!- you laugh so hard when you see the look on his face bc he wasn’t expecting you to sacrifice yourself- and then you give ya hot gf a kiss because hello, she’s a winner, she deserves all the kisses- after that, you all head down to Saeyoung’s entertainment room and watch your favorite movies and eat cake - everyone slowly falls asleep, and you’re cuddled up to jaehee and wondering what you did to get someone as amazing her in your life

*V- honestly he’s such a hipster, he throws a birthday for u every year and it always has a theme???- who does that smh- this year???- murder mYSTERY TRAIN THEME OMMMGG (A/N: 626 doesn’t know what she’s doing here, it’s probably all gonna be wrong)- what’s new scooby doo wE’RE COMING AFTER YOU WE’RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERYYY- V gets you a beautiful evening gown and hE MATCHES U  - he makes sure the gang is ready too, there’s no way theyre gonna ruin it for u (we’re looking at u saran wrap, das right i’m calling u out)- he takes sooo many pictures, you guys have to confiscate his camera cause hE WON’T STOP- when you guys get there, it’s sooo much more interactive than you thought it was gonna be???- you actually can’t tell who’s an actor and who isn’t?? They’re that good- aND THEN THE OLD LADY WHO’S SITTING NEAR YOU DIES WTF- you all have your own theories about who did it- V think it was her husband because hello, it’s always someone the victim knew- Jumin agrees but he’s also suspicious of the daughter- Yoosung doesn’t know what to think he’s still traumatized from seeing a dead lady even if it was fake- bUT IT’S ACTUALLY THE 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT SHE’S THE MISTRESS OF OLD LADY’S HUSBAND- Surprisingly only Zen got it right???- but he graciously gave you and V the prize since it a weekend getaway - Pretty sure V threatened him but whatever- After, you guys head back to yours and V’s place for cake and chilling - you guys end up on the floor in one weird big cuddled mess but it’s so warm (saran wrap says he hates u guys but he’s a little close to Zen so) (okay in 626’s world the RFA is a bunch of cuddlers youguyscantstopme)- u eventually get up tho and drag V to ur bedroom bc you wanna cuddle with him

[jupeterian]

Ok so i was tagged to do the 20 questions thingy

@aquariusqueen tagged me but sooo long ago i was tagged by @missunderzztood to do something similar and ALSO even longer ago @moonmood (who i absolutely love) tagged me in one of these as well, so im just gonna do them all together. Im SO sorry i completely forgot! You are all so great and im so forgetful!!! I also apologize for this being so goddamn long

1) Name: Lucía

2) Nicknames: Luli or Lu

2) Gender: female

3) Sun sign: Libra ♎

4) Height: 1, 60

5) Sexual orientation: Bi

6) Hogwarts House: Slytherin 🐍

7) Nationality: Argentinian

8) Favorite season: i cant pick one!!! I love them all!!

9) Fav book: i have so many but i still think about Dan Brown’s Inferno and Truman Capote’s Cold Blood years after ive read them

10) Fav animal: there’s no way i can pick just ONE

11) Fav Scent: anything expensive and classy lol

12) Fav color: Turquoise (is that how u spell it? Idk, turquesa and also any shade of pink)

13) Coffee | Tea | Hot cocoa: Coffee

14) Average sleep hours: 6 hs give or take

15) Cat or dog person: both istg

16) Fav band/singer: my all-time favorite band is My Chemical Romance (I KNOW, but their songs feel like home ok)

17) Fav fictional character: i dont think i have one tbh

18) Dream Job: i’ll be an embassador so.. theres that

19) N° of blankets u sleep with: they are currently 3

20) Dream trip: well id love to travel everywhere really but the trip i had been wating for my entire life was my prom trip and it couldnt have been more perfect. Just 10 days in Bariloche, away from parents with the entire class, partying every night in a different club and during the day doing excursions in the snow. Idk how i survived being drunk w no sleep and high on ibuprofen bc i was sick af for 10 days but its the best thing thats ever happened to me

21) Blog created: i created my main like 2 years ago ? And Jupetarian last november

22) what made you decide to make a tumblr: i was really curious abt this site and then i stayed lol. With this blog, i just wanted a space where i could keep everything related to astrology without fucking up my main

23) N° of followers: i think Jupetarian has almost 200 now?? I never thought id have any followers lol so im v excited i love them all so much

24) Random fact: since this is not specific i could go on forever talking about myself lol but first things that come to my mind are i can speak 3 languages, play 5 instruments and i play volleyball?? But im extremely competitive and i get super angry, frustrated and judgemental if i dont win or get my way in literally everything lmfao

25) Fav book you were made to read in class: mmmm i loved The Lord of the Flies but i think my fav was a compilation of Cortazar’s stories

26) Best vacation memory: idk about “best” but there was this one time i went to california and we were in Hermosa Beach (san diego) with a friend and a bunch of guys pass riding bikes and chanting “national killing day!” And we were v confused

27) Best meal you ever had: chiken marinated in beer/wine/gancia or sidra i swear everyone needs to try it oh my goood

28) Last song you’ve listened to: ByPass’ opening song bc im a nostalgic bitch who cant let go her prom trip (its been a whole year KILL ME)

29) Last adventure you went on: like 2 weeks ago i had to lie to my parents about meeting with friends in a bar bc i was actually going on a date SOOO my dad took me to the bar, i lied to the “waiting-list lady” when i told her we were gonna be 10 people so she would let me in so i could wait until my dad left. After 5 minutes or so i got out and started walking like 8 blocks to the subway, watching my back the whole time bc i had lost sight of my dad (mind you, the city is v dangerous and i was alone and the streets were dark and empty i was so loving the adrenaline). I didnt know the guy, i was super far away from my home and i got back at like 4 am and i was SO HAPPY bc i love feeling free like that 💕

30) Fav mythological creature: prob mermaids??? Ive been obssesed with them since forever (i think its bc of my lack of water lol)

31) Fav story/myth/fairy tale: man, any old disney story. I also remember fondly pulgarcito, hansel y gretel, manuelita, and so many more

32) Last tv show u watched: Black Mirror and i still think about it every day

33) Calm or stormy: stormy but i love calm too (uuugh i can never pick smth when it comes to nature)

34) Fav painter: i just love rainassance and barocco paintings but i dont think i can decide??? How can i choose between so many beautiful things!!!!!

35) Ocean or forest: im gonna say ocean bc i feel a deep conection to it but i just.love.the forest.so.much !!!!!

Oh and i tag everyone that wants to do this (?

[hamimagines]

Douchebag Part Two (Anthony Ramos x Reader)

My Masterlist 

Maggie’s Masterlist 

Request Queue

Warnings: Sex baby lez talk about gettin freaky 

Happy Sequel Sunday! This is a collab with the wonderful and beautiful and calzone-loving @adothoe :D She’s the bomb and don’t listen to a word she says in her author note below she’s a liar 

Ant’s A/N- “hi this is ant and all the sarcastic and witty lines are from me yw”

Words- 4,485

Song- Shh--Raye

“I can’t believe you’re actually making me do this.” Anthony sighed and fisted a hand in his hair. He parked the car in a lot and got out, quickly walking up to the mall entrance.

“Look,” You jogged to catch up to him. “You promised me you’d get me a new bra. And since it’s been about a week since you so rudely ripped mine, it’s about time. How many bras do you think I own anyway?”

Anthony groaned. “I’d buy you every bra in the world if it would make you shut up.”

“Classy.”

“My job is to buy you a new bra. Not to be happy about it.”

You stepped into the entrance of the black and pink store, pausing when you realized that Anthony wasn’t following you anymore. You turned around and gave him a look.

“You’re not actually making me go in, right?”

“That depends. Would you rather me run rampant in a lingerie store with your credit card?” you teased.

“Alright fine. I’m coming.”

“You act like it’s a punishment, Ramos,” you said when he caught up with you. “Here’s an entire store filled with beautiful women trying on cute underwear.” You hit his chest and grinned at him. “Make the most of it.”

Leaving him in the middle of the store, you made your way to the demi bra display. You looked through the drawers to find your size, weighing each color and pattern.

“These aren’t very sexy.”

You didn’t look up from your perusal. “The main function of a bra is to hold your tatas up, not to look nice.”

“I liked the one you were wearing in the supply closet.”

You looked up at him. Your pulse picked up slightly as his words brought memories to the surface of your mind, but you quickly tried to hide it. “Fine, Ramos, what would you pick?”

Smirking, he immediately made his way to the lingerie section. Rolling your eyes, you followed.

Anthony picked up several different bras that left very little to the imagination. He handed them to you. “How about these?”

“How do you know my size?”

“I figured if you were gonna make me buy you a new bra, I’d better know which ones would fit. So, I went back to the supply closet and found the size on that bra. Why are there numbers and letters?”

“It’s just...nevermind. Ask the hot size lady to explain it to you.”

“So....are you gonna try these or what?”

You looked down at what was essentially a pile of lace pooled in your hand. “I guess if you’re the one buying it,” you mumbled. You walked over to a sales lady and she showed you to a fitting room but stopped Anthony before he could walk in with you.

“You can wait for your girlfriend on the couch over there.”

“What? She’s not my...fine.”

You walked into the room you were directed to. The lady asked if you needed help but you said you were fine.

Once safely locked inside, you stripped off your shirt and current bra. You tried on a few of the ones Anthony had picked out. They were nice, but you still felt unsure. You looked at yourself through different angles in the mirror, trying to decide if it even looked normal on you. It seemed so fancy; what if you got far with someone and it looked like you were trying too hard? Did it make your back look weird? You encountered the same issue with every bra, and by the time you got to the last one, a low cut, nude bra with navy blue lace running over it, you were on the fence and feeling more than a little insecure.

“Hey Ant?” you asked tentatively. No response. “Ramos?” you said a bit louder.

“Yeah?”

“You’re a guy right?”

You could barely hear a sigh of disappointment. “Yeah Y/N....I’m pretty sure you know I’m a guy.”

You pursed your lips. “I just…” You cracked the door of the dressing room open slightly, peeking only your head out. “I need your opinion,” you whispered. You looked around for the saleswoman.

“What?” Anthony stood off the couch and slid his phone into his back pocket. You motioned for him to come over.  “What do you need?”

“I...can you just-” you sighed and grabbed him by the middle of his shirt, pulling him into the room with you.  You locked the door and leaned against it. Knowing Anthony was standing behind you, watching with careful eyes, you felt your body start to heat up. You took a deep breath and turned around to face him. “Does this look okay? Like is it...hot?”

Anthony stared at you for what felt like forever. You couldn’t read his expression, but his mouth hung open slightly.  “Ant?” you asked meekly. You felt the desperate need to cover up and wrapped your arms around your stomach.

Anthony cleared his throat. “It’s um, it’s good.”

“Are you sure?” you looked down at yourself.

“Trust me. You wanted a guy’s opinion and I’m giving it. You look really, really sexy right now.” he said breathlessly.

“Do I actually?” You walked past him and looked in the mirror.

“Yeah, I uh…yeah.”

You smirked and turned around to face him. “Is the great Anthony Ramos having some issues right now?” you teased.

“Yeah, actually.”

You were slightly taken aback by his response. “Dude, I was kidding.”  You walked over and reached up to pull a hair off his shirt. He grabbed your wrist quickly.

“I’m not.” Your eyes widened slightly, and your heart started to hammer. “And you’re moving into seriously dangerous territory right now.”

“Honestly, Ramos. You’re not scary at all. You’re a teddy bear.”

He stepped closer to you and you were suddenly very aware that you were half naked. “Was I a teddy bear when I fucked you against a wall?”

“You didn’t fuck me against a wall, you fucked me on a couch in your dressing room.”

He smirked. “The intention was there.”

You pressed against him. “But your dick wasn’t.”

“You know what’s better than fucking you against a wall?”

You sighed. “I don’t know, Ramos. What?” He grabbed your biceps and pushed you until you felt cool glass hit your back.

“Fucking you against a mirror.” He dipped his head down and started to kiss your neck. You let out a shaky breath and put your hand through his hair, arching into him.

“Ant?” Your voice was small and shaky. “Here?”

He smirked against your skin. “Sounds kinda fun, doesn’t it?”

“It sounds, um, risky.” You swallowed hard.

“Let me get this straight, you’ll fuck in your place of work but not in a Victoria’s Secret?”

You rolled your eyes and pushed him away. “Pro tip, Ramos. If you wanna have sex with a girl, maybe you should be nice to her.”

“I’ve never been nice to you and that didn’t stop you before.”

You smiled widely. “Thanks for admitting that you’re a total asshole.” Anthony rolled his eyes. “You know I don’t need to stay here. I can walk home.” You reached back and started to unhook the bra. You paused before pulling it off.

“If you’re waiting for me to ask you to stop taking your clothes off, you’re bra shopping with the wrong guy.”

You took the bra off and shoved it against his chest. “Go pay for this, douchebag,” you said, raising your eyebrows at how he obviously moved his gaze to your bare chest.

Anthony smirked and grabbed the bra. “Sure thing, princess.”

You sighed and fell back against the door. What was that about? The first time had been in the heat of the moment, maybe a mistake even, but this was calculated. He wanted you, and part of you hated to admit it, but you knew that you wanted him too. It was something in the way he kissed you. It made your knees go weak.

You quickly got dressed and walked out to see him waiting for you.

“That’s a big bag for one bra, Ramos.”

“I picked up a few things on my way out.” You moved to take the bag from him but he pulled back before you could. “Know the meaning of the word surprise?”

“You say that like you’re going to see me in these.” You reached for the bag again.

“I fully intend to, princess.” You crossed your arms and glared at him. “Don’t get pouty.” he teased. “Come on let’s go.”

“I can’t believe you’re making me do this.”

“I bought them, you model. It’s an easy deal.”

“Can’t get girls to undress for you by yourself, Ramos,” you teased.

“I think we both know what I can do to a girl. Right, Y/L/N?”

“Whatever. It was just work stress. And it happened one time so you can’t keep bringing it up like it meant something.”

“It meant that no matter what you say, you think I'm attractive, and that's all that matters.”

“Well I could say the same for you Mister ‘Parade-around-in-your-underwear-for-me.’”

“Hey, I never denied thinking you're hot. I just said you're bossy and annoying and sooo uptight and-”

“Yeah, we get it!” You snapped. You could hear Anthony laughing, but you were too distracted looking at yourself in the mirror. He had chosen a black lacy bra with a sheer corset hanging down, complete with matching lace panties and garter hook to attach to the black stockings. It was...intense, but you didn't hate it.

“Relax, Y/L/N. You really need to unwind.” His mouth dropped open when you walked out of his bedroom wearing the complicated piece of lingerie.

“I really don’t think this counts as a bra, Ramos.”

He regained his composure and smirked at you. “It holds the tatas up, doesn’t it?”

You frowned and crossed your arms over your chest. “Don’t use my words against me.”

“You know, there’s one way that it wouldn’t count as a bra.”

“What’s that?”

“If you took it off.” You rolled your eyes at him but he grinned and shrugged his shoulders. “It wouldn’t be holding up the tatas anymore, would it? In fact, I can think of something much better to hold them.”

“Oh really?”

“Oh yes.” He wiggled his fingers at you.

“You’re insufferable.”

“You’re not complaining.”

You leaned against his doorframe and smiled. “You know it really is amazing how much I seem to turn you on, Ramos.”

“Is it a crime to get a boner by looking at an attractive woman in lingerie?”

“If it was, you’d have to be punished.”

“Really?” Anthony raised an eyebrow at you. Your eyes widened in horror.

“No! Not like-that’s it I’m leaving.” You went back into the bedroom to change.

“Suit yourself but I was ready to have some fun.”  You rolled your eyes and didn’t respond, opting to pull your pants and shirt on instead. “C’mon Y/N.” You sighed at the way he said your name, your first name. “It’s been a week since it happened and we haven’t talked about it outside of the jokes everyone makes.” His voice was uncharacteristically soft and you could tell he was leaning against the door.

“There’s nothing to talk about.” You pulled the door open and he stood up quickly, looking over your now clothed figure. You grabbed your jacket and purse off his table. “It was a mistake. We were stressed. It’s not gonna happen again, and it didn’t mean anything.” You said firmly. Anthony’s eyes met yours briefly before they darted to the ground. “Consider it talked about.” You moved towards his door.

“Wait! Let me take you back.” Anthony grabbed the edge of the door.

You narrowed your eyes at him. “It’s New York City, Ramos. I’ll catch a cab.”  You tried to pull the door open further but he stopped you again.

“Just let me be nice, Y/L/N.”

You searched his eyes for an ulterior motive, but he seemed to be, for once in his life, serious. So you let him drive you home.

Two show days were becoming your worst nightmare. Not only did they take up the entire day so that there was no possibility of getting anything else done, but you spent the entire day with Anthony. You had been avoiding him semi-successfully since your modeling career had abruptly ended, but you two were co-workers and it was getting harder and harder to avoid run-ins with him, especially when the rest of the cast was always speculating about your lives.

“So they’re not together,” you heard Pippa ask Renee in a stage whisper.

Renee shook her head. “They were finally starting to get along too.”

“I think it’s only a matter of time,” said the third Schuyler sister. “Do you see the way he looks at her?”

The girls shuffled away to take their marks for A Winter’s Ball and you sighed, thinking about what they said. Did he really look at you a certain way?

As if your thoughts of him conjured him up, Anthony brushed past you to make his way to the stage, not apologizing in the slightest, and hey-ing across the stage with Lin and Leslie.

You clenched your fists and took a deep breath, trying not to lose it. Maybe it was an honest mistake.

But it was Anthony. It was never an honest mistake with him.

Jon witnessed your anger and started to snicker lightly. You glared at him and he held his hands up innocently. You huffed and sat down on the stairs. You just wanted to go home. Two show days really were the worst.

You put your head between your hands. Everything was just so confusing. You went from hating him, to sleeping with him, to some weird and awkward friendship, and apparently back to hating him again all in one month. You preferred it back when he was nothing more to you than an annoying bug buzzing in your ear, but somehow everything felt bigger than that now.

“Maybe you should just fuck him again. Seemed to work last time.”

You sighed and rubbed your face. “Or I could quit and not have to deal with him ever again.”

Anthony chose that fantastic moment to come back from the stage, waiting for his Helpless cue. “You’re quitting?” You couldn’t read his face.

“I never said-”

“Wow, Y/N. That seems like something you’d tell your friends.”

You crossed your arms. “Oh, I’m sorry, Ramos. I wasn’t aware we were friends.”

He glared at you then looked back at the stage. It was time for him to go back. “Whatever. I have to go.”

And he did, without looking back.

You were on edge for the rest of the night. You were stuck in a limbo between wanting to scream and punch and wall and wanting to sit down and just give up. You couldn’t understand how Ramos had such an effect on you. He was pissed at you, so what? It wasn’t the first time. You couldn’t figure out why, though. As far as you were concerned he was the one who decided to act like a dick out of nowhere again. You had been trying to reach him somehow but no matter what things were tense and awkward, and you were convinced that had to be his fault.

You were packing up your things after the show when he came up to you again. You thought it was Alex Lacamoire coming to ask you about a tech problem again. “Alex, I’m really tired. Can we talk about the orchestra thing tomorrow?”

“Not Alex.”

You turned around and sighed again when you saw him. Crossing your arms, you stared at him tiredly. “What do you want, Ramos?”

“You’re actually quitting.” His voice sincere, but there was still an edge to it.

“I told you. I never said I was quitting. I was just having a conversation when you decided to come in and twist things,” you said defensively.

He smirked. A calm, over-confident, Ramos type smirk. “Hostile.”

“I can’t deal with this right now.” You turned back around and stuffed your phone charger in your purse. “I think you should leave.”

“I like how you think you can tell me what to do,” he said. You refused to respond. You weren’t gonna give him the satisfaction. “I’m not gonna leave.”

“Why not?”

“Because I have to talk to you, and it would be decent of you to listen.” You faced him. He didn’t look like he was kidding.

“Fine.” You leaned against the table your purse and coat were sitting on and stared him down. “Speak.”

“I’m not a dog, Y/L/N.”

“Maybe not in the physical definition,” you mumbled under your breath.

“Hey, at least I’m not a bitch,” he shot back.

You slammed your hands on the table behind you. “You said you had something to tell me. So tell me and then just leave.” You were starting to shake.

“I just wanna know why the fuck you’ve been little Miss Heartless and acting like I stepped on your pet or something. Why are you avoiding me like the plague? What did I do?”

Your brow creased. That was not what you were expecting. “I’m not avoiding you.”

“Bullshit. You’ve barely spoken to me in weeks.”

“Didn’t seem to bother you two months ago. You need to stop pretending, Ramos.” He scoffed and rolled his eyes. “Don’t give me that!” you cut him off before he could speak. “You are pretending and you know it! You keep acting there’s something between us, and there’s not! So we fucked one time and we had to deal with that! Whatever! It doesn’t change anything! Doesn’t change that you hate me and that I-” Words caught in your throat. You felt like you were choking. You- you what? What could you say?

He raised his eyebrows expectantly, but you couldn’t say that you hated him. It just wasn’t true anymore. “And I just really can’t work with you so...so yeah maybe quitting isn’t the worst idea.”  

“No.”

You frowned. “I’m sorry? Who are you to tell me what I’m doing with my life?”

“I said no! You’re way too fucking good at your job to quit because of me-”

“I don’t care! You can’t tell me what to do!”

Anthony crossed the room. “You can’t quit, okay! I can’t...you..you just can’t-” You stared up at him while he fumbled for words. Something ignited inside you. You grabbed his shirt and pulled him forward, reaching up to attach your lips to his in a heated kiss.

Anthony made a noise of surprise, but it didn’t take him long to respond. He pressed a hand roughly against the small of your back, forcing you to arch into his chest. Everything was starting to click. You didn’t care about figuring stuff out anymore you just needed his hands on you this whole time. You tipped your head back and opened your mouth slightly, letting his tongue slip in. The hand that wasn’t holding you moved to tangle in your hair, which he tugged on lightly. A small sound escaped your lips. He smiled. You practically feel the awkwardness of the past weeks melting off your shoulders.

Anthony backed up until your thighs pressed against the edge of the table. You sat on it and wrapped your legs around his waist. He tugged your hair again, forcing you to throw your head back. He started to kiss your neck, and you bit your lip.

You moaned and the sound prompted him to suck on your neck as one of his hands reached between you to unzip your jeans.

“Fuck…” you whispered.

“I know.”

“Are we really?”

“I think so.”

“Okay.”

“Here?”

“We did it before-”

“In a dressing room-”

“No one is here, Ramos.”

Anthony started to pull down your jeans. The second they were off, he smirked.

“What?”

“So you did like the present.”

You looked down at your bare legs and saw that today you’d decided to wear one of the extra things Anthony had bought you. A nice little pair of lacy panties.

“If you rip them I’ll kill you.”

“I promise to be gentle,” he said teasingly, leaning down to kiss you again.

“Fuck that. I want you to rail me. Just don’t ruin my clothes.” His eyes widened and you ripped open his shirt, grinning at him. “An eye for an eye?”

Anthony surged forward, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you to the edge of the table to press his erection against you.

You smiled as you kissed him, and leaned back so Anthony could tower over you. You pushed his shirt down off his shoulders, and he shrugged it off the rest of the way. He pulled away and you lifted your arms up so he could take your own shirt off. Anthony started to reach his hands towards you again but you stopped him.

You reached around your back and unhooked your bra yourself, throwing it over his shoulder onto the floor. “I don’t trust you, sorry.”

“Fine by me,” he mumbled and started sucking on the soft skin of your breast. You moaned and threaded your fingers through his curls, pulling softly.

Anthony pulled you off the table and you stumbled slightly as he pulled the lace panties down gently. You helped him out by pulling down his boxers and he immediately placed you back on the table, sliding into you all the way.

“God dammit!” Your body froze for a second with shock, but you quickly adjusted.

“You told me not to be gentle.”

You caught your breath. “I...did…”

“Then shut up.” Anthony started to thrust roughly into you. You gripped tightly onto his shoulders, digging your nails into his skin.

“Douchebag,” you moaned into his neck.

“Bitch,” he moaned back.

You tried to come up with a response, but your mind was starting to go blank as the feelings in your body took over. Anthony pounded into you, the table banging against the wall loudly in the empty theatre. You pulled his hair to bring his mouth back to yours and slid a hand down his chest to rest between you as you massaged his balls.

Anthony groaned and caressed his hand over your face. His fingers came to rest on your lips and you sucked them lightly, making direct eye contact with him. Anthony’s eyes glinted mischievously. He brought his now wet fingers from your mouth down to you clit and started to rub there while he thrust into you.

You moaned and arched your back, pressing your chest against his. You kissed him and pulled on his hair and he moaned into your mouth, all the stimulation making him come.

He hung his head and panted heavily into your neck. When he caught his breath, he stood up and pulled out of you gently.

“Are you serious?” you asked. “Already?”

“I’m sorry, I...you were…”

“Whatever, I’m not mad,” you said, obviously a little ticked off.

Anthony ran and hand through his hair, still breathing heavily. You had to admit that you liked the look of it, but you were feeling unsatisfied. “What?” he asked, “You thought I was gonna leave you hanging?”

“You’re not exactly a gentleman, Ramos.”

“You don’t think so?” He put his hands on his hips.

You scoffed and sat up completely, “No, I don’t.”

“Really?” He walked towards you and stood between your legs, running his hand up and down your bare thigh. You crossed your arms and shook your head. Anthony moved his hand from your thigh to in between your legs. He ran his middle finger over your slit. “I’m sorry you feel that way, Y/L/N.”

You let out a shaky breath and gripped the edge of the table. He smirked and started to kiss your chest simultaneously sliding his finger inside of you. You whimpered and pushed yourself against him. Anthony slowly moved down onto his knees and you closed your eyes in anticipation.

You felt small licks on the area around your clit and you moaned, pulling his hair to remind him not to be a tease. You could feel his lips pull into a smile and then instantly attach to your clit where he circled his tongue. He curled his finger inside of you, drawing several moans from your mouth.

You gasped when he added another finger and fisted his hair tightly. Anthony added a third finger and started to move them faster. Your toes started to curl, and you thought you were about to fall off the table.

“Fuck- Ant!”

He sucked on your clit, curling each of his fingers simultaneously. Your legs started to shake uncontrollably. Your breath caught in your throat and you felt your whole body tense for a moment before releasing.

You took several deep breaths and all but collapsed back onto the table. Anthony stood and grinned at you. “See? I can play nice.”

You rolled your eyes. “Yeah don’t get too confident. You still came in like 0.3 seconds.”

“I’m a guy. It happens.”

“To thirteen-year-olds masturbating for the first time-”

“You’re so-” Anthony held his hands up and sighed. “We are literally about to kill each other the second we’re done having sex. What’s wrong with us?” he said while pulling his boxers back on. You could tell why he was trying to cover up so quickly, and you almost laughed at how easy it was to turn him on.

“We don’t have to stop having sex,” you offered.

Anthony turned around and locked eyes with you. “Are you being serious?”

You shrugged, not making any move to get dressed. “We’re single. Obviously attracted to one another. It works.”

Anthony's eyes roamed over your body. “I’m not against the idea.”

You smiled. “Why not? At the very least it’ll keep us from tearing each other’s throats out. At least in public...”

He nodded. “And you won’t quit?”

“I was kidding. You never gave me a chance to explain.”

“Sooo… friends with benefits?” He looked up at you.

“I still wouldn’t call us friends but yeah the benefits part works.”

Anthony rolled his eyes and piled your clothes next to you on the table. “Get dressed, then. We’re going back to my place.”

You stood and nodded. “I’ll meet you outside.” He took one last look over your figure before leaving the room.

You got dressed quickly and rushed down the stairs. Anthony was waiting by the door of the theater. “Ready?” he asked. You nodded and walked out of the theatre. Anthony caught up with you, and took your hand in his as you both walked out into the cool night air.