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[raythekiller]

nsfw alphabet w/ Jeff mayhaps?

🗒 ❛ NSFW Alphabet ༉‧₊˚✧

Featuring: Jeff The Killer

#Notes: i have other like 7 nsfw alphabet requests and half of them are asking for ej LMAO

pronouns used: none, gn! reader

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A - AFTERCARE 

Terrible at it. Will just turn his back to you on the bed and doze off after a while, not even cleaning either of you up. Most he'll do is ask if you're okay cause he knows he can get a bit rough.

B - BODY PART 

He's a thighs dude. Will definitely want to fuck them at one point or another.

C - CUM 

Either all over your face or down your throat.

D - DIRTY SECRET 

Will rather die than admit it, but he kinda wants to try out being submissive. Not that he'll ever tell you that.

E - EXPERIENCE

Most he's ever done was make out with some girls from his school before he got turned into a human barbecue, so not much experience with sex.

F - FAVORITE POSITION 

Reverse cowgirl, doggy or (surprisingly) missionary.

G - GOOFY 

Definitely serious. He wants to be seen as a big bad dom, so humor just isn't allowed in the bedroom. Boring.

H - HAIR 

Doesn't have much body hair, so he doesn't bother much with shaving. At most grooming every few months.

I - INTIMACY

Jeff isn't the most... Romantic, let's say. Even if he does love you, he won't really show it when fucking you.

J - JACK OFF

Does it pretty regularly. He's got a lot of pent up anger, what's a best way to deal with it than taking it out on the socks?

K - KINK

Here's a full post for his kinks.

L - LOCATION 

Literally anywhere. His bed, bent over on a table, the kitchen counter, bathroom sink, you name it.

M - MOTIVATION 

Loves teasing. Just a few touches from you and he's rock hard. Just don't do it too much or it backfires.

N - NO

Refuses to be submissive or vulnerable because he has some issues to work through, which is why he's not very romantic. He wants to keep his emotions separated from the act.

O - ORAL 

Absolutely receiving. It's one of the only times he gets a bit subby, thrusting up desperately and grabbing your hair while, surprisingly, whimpering.

P - PACE

Fast and messy and rough. Christian Grey style, he doesn't make love, he fucks.

Q - QUICKIE 

Super big fan. Will bend you over the nearest surface and just go to town with you whenever he feels like it.

R - RISK 

Into breath and knife play, so he's quite risky. Doesn't mind the thrill of almost being caught either.

S - STAMINA 

About 2 rounds, but he holds back as much as he can so they usually last for a while.

T - TOYS 

Doesn't own any and if you do he's throwing them away. Thinks that his cock is the only thing you need to satisfy yourself. Reacts almost like you're cheating on him.

U - UNFAIR 

Impatient, so not much teasing or foreplay. He just wants to be inside you already.

V - VOLUME 

More of a grunter than anything, but when you're giving him head he'll moan quite loudly.

W - WILD CARD 

Will spit on you. Either on your sex or your mouth.

X - X-RAY 

About 8 inches, very skinny. Curves to the right.

Y - YEARNING 

Horny all of the fucking time. You'll just be chilling together and he'll ask if you wanna fuck. Nasty.

Z - ZZZ 

Falls asleep pretty fast afterwards. Since he's the one doing most of the work, he gets pretty tired. Definitely hugs you in his sleep.

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🤍 BENSLER

Who cooks meals for the other?

Elliot is the bigger cook out of the two of them so I'd say he cooks more than Liv does, especially at the start of their relationship. Heck, even before they got together, he cooked when able to at home and would even bring some for Liv the next day - bringing her lunch or even dinner to take home. She wasn't always the greatest at remember to eat during the day, what with being so focused on her work. But once actually do get together, he does a lot of cooking for her. Sometimes as a surprise and Olivia learns quite a bit from him. She knows some simple meals, but Elliot helps teach her a lot more and they love to cook together.

They have so much fun in the kitchen and Olivia loves to see Elliot so happy. How much he smiles when he's working the stove, cutting up vegetables, meat, etc - how much he's enjoying himself. And she loves to watch him do so.

As for Liv, she's great at cooking breakfast! It's actually one of her favorite things to make. Eggs, bacon, grits, pancakes, etc. It's even good for dinner at times, but overall, Elliot is the much bigger and much better cook.

Who spams the other with memes?

I don't really think they know too much about memes, but I definitely have Olivia telling Elliot really silly jokes and pick up lines if that counts! She's so playful with him - something we don't get to see of her in the show, really - so I LOVE writing it. I love getting to write this playful, silly, carefree side of Olivia that Elliot brings out of her. It's so sweet, fun and hilarious, and though he rolls his eyes at a lot of it, he loves it. Loves seeing this side of her.

Now, I can see as time goes on, Olivia discovers memes? I mean, I do have her making social media posts and using silly hashtags similar to that of Mariska's so I can see her finding cute and hilarious pictures and showing them to Elliot or something. I love having my Olivia similar to Mariska in that aspect.

Who likes to tidy around the house?

They both keep the house cleaned! Though, with the hours they work, the dishes or laundry can pile up due to being so busy with work and so tired afterwards, but for the most part, they keep their house very cleaned and organized! And Elliot is especially used to it what with raising four children and now two with Olivia.

Who likes to play pranks on the other?

I don't think they play too big of pranks on one another? Again, this can go with Olivia's silly jokes, but I can definitely see Elliot sneaking up on Olivia at times. Coming up behind her without a sound, arms sliding around her waist, making her jump and him grin. Sometimes he'll intentionally startle her, though she doesn't always startle easily, but he finds her little jumps cute. But as for pranks, I can see Fin and John planning some hilarious stuff for Elliot and trying to drag Olivia into it, but nothing too crazy or huge.

Who asked the other to move in with them?

Elliot asked Olivia to move in with him! He made her dinner one night and when they sat down to eat, he asked her to move in with her and it was incredibly sweet and so cute. They had practically already been living together, really, because not a night went by where they didn’t spend it together. Either they were at Olivia’s apartment or Elliot’s house and it was like that since the night they got together. They had years of built up of romantic feelings and sexual tension - having waited so long to be together - so they spent every night together after that. Not wanting to be away from one another - especially now that they didn’t have to be - and taking advantage of this new, life-altering change.

So it was like they were already living together, but it was never talked about, until that night Elliot asked her to move in with him, in his house. So it became official then. No going back and forth between two places, no bringing an extra change of clothes for the nights she spent at his place. No, it was permanent. And he was even a little nervous asking despite them pretty much living together already. 

Who is in charge of the music during a car ride?

There’s never really a person in charge! Elliot is usually the one that drives but they share control of the radio,m. Though, they probably like the same music so they’re happy listening to whatever! Also I do think it isn’t uncommon for there too be no music? Not sure why, but I can see them driving in silence, but like still talking? Talking about anything and everything. Either with silence or the music down low but sometimes they will have music going for sure.

I think it’s because in the show we never hear any music in their cars but that’s also probably because they’re working xD

Who is more likely to tickle the other mercilessly?

I never really thought about them tickling one another fjdhshs. Not sure it’s something they do, really. If anything, it would be Elliot tickling Liv? But like — lightly? I’m not sure really haha. But with Noah? Oh, yes. They definitely tickle him! Sometimes they’ll team up on him! and with Noah, I can actually see him and Elliot teaming up on Olivia to tickle her, too. That I can see!

Who needs to hold the other during scary movies?

Neither need to be held because neither get scared during scary moves, but they’re already holding one another anyway. If they’re on the couch, they’re cuddling, if they’re in bed, they’re cuddling. Scary moves, rom coms, comedies, etc, they’re always holding each other while relaxing.

Who has to help the other when it comes to technology?

Hmm, I feel like Olivia has to help Elliot more when it comes to this lmao. Now, she’s no expert by any means, but she knows a little more about technology than Elliot. Mostly the basic stuff, though. Computers, phones, etc, and her time in computer crimes definitely helped with that. It helped her learn more and do more and since she’s on social media with those photo posts, I definitely think she’s more tech savvy, but Elliot definitely gets better as time goes on! Even if he was adorably confused in OC when Jet was showing him how to work the tablet lmao. 

Who likes to get a bit frisky in public / an inappropriate setting?

Hmm, I’d say Olivia has been the one to initiate things like that. Though, that doesn’t happen often, because most of their intimate moments are spent at home. But they’ve had their times where they want to feel risky and daring. Like - ahem - in Olivia’s office when she texts Elliot (or perhaps in his), or the thread where they were at that club in the private room, or the thread where they’re in the car, in the parking lot at night fjdhshd and Olivia reaches over to touch him. But to be fair, he teased her earlier that day so it was payback and I can’t wait to write the rest of that out lmfao.

But they do tease each other in public. Sometimes with their words (talking about what they can’t wait to do to the other when they’re home) or touching underneath the table. Elliot’s hand on her knee or thigh, slowly gliding up, teasing her. Tempting her. Or Olivia’s foot doing the same with Elliot when they’re sitting across from one another. Or she uses her hand too if they’re sitting next to each other. It’s one of their many games to tempt and tease the other and I really love that about them and how we write it.

Who wakes up first, and do they wake up the other or let them rest?

It varies. Sometimes Elliot wakes up first and sometimes Olivia does. They’ll only wake the other if they have to be somewhere but otherwise, they let them rest cause God knows they need it and sleep doesn’t always come easily for them. What with the job they work and the things they have been through… so when they are able to get rest, they take advantage of it. Though, whoever wakes up first, most of the time they’ll still lay in bed with them and watch the other sleep - stroking their hair or face, etc - or they’ll start on some breakfast or something. Sometimes Elliot will get his morning workout going while Liv sleeps in because I can definitely see Elliot waking up first more then Liv does?

Who is always taking pictures of the other when they aren’t looking?

We all know who takes the MOST pictures. Olivia. Selfies, photos of Elliot, of the things around them, etc and yes, that includes photos of Elliot when he’s doing things/isn’t looking because she loves capturing him in the moment. Getting his side profile, capturing his smile, the focused look on his face - she’s probably done it all.

BUT Elliot has done this with Olivia as well. He doesn’t take photos as often as she does, but he has his moments where he’ll take a picture with Olivia here and there. And then there are moments where she will be doing it looking at something he’ll think how… beautiful she looks and so he’ll pull out his phone and take a picture of her. And I feel like that might be his phone wallpaper? A picture of Olivia looking at something else and smiling, enjoying something and just looking happy. And those are his favorite photos. Of his Olivia smiling. Be it at him or something else.

It’s just something they do - taking photos and cherishing them. Making every moment together count.

Who always forgets their wallet and never ends up paying for anything?

Neither, I’d say. They’re pretty good about remembering the necessities to take with them. Keys, wallets, etc, and they tend to take turns paying for things!

Who can’t sleep because the other snores or moves too much at night?

Neither of them snore, really. If anything, I can see Olivia snoring a bit more than Elliot does, but it isn’t loud or much. And when she does do her light snoring, he finds it pretty adorable.

Who is better at video games, and do they let the other win or show no mercy?

I don’t really think either play video games but Elliot knows more of them than Olivia because of his kids, but we doesn’t play them much either, I don’t think? If at all. Maybe eventually if/when Noah gets into video he might, who knows xD

But they DO play board games. And man, do they have FUN with it. Whether they’re playing on their own - just the two of them -, with Fin and Munch or with Noah. They get competitive when it’s just the two of them and they’re playing against one another and it’s hilarious. Both of them trying to one up the other, coming up with bets and rewards for the winner (sometimes innocent things like who makes dinner, who does the dishes, who gets a foot rub etc and then sometimes they’re more… sexual, and you bet they play strip poker! And strip… whatever haha. Strip scrabble! They make their own little rules for it.) but they have a lot of fun playing together.

Now with other people? They’re ALWAYS on a team. Because they’re always THE team. Olivia and Elliot - partners of however many years (timeline based) so of course they’re going to be partnered during games, too, and they’re hard to beat. What with how in sync they are, how they can anticipate what the other is thinking, how well they can read people and can communicate without words. Their amazing partnership goes way beyond just work and it shows in so many ways.

And with Noah? Of course they let him win a lot of the games and he gets so excited when he wins, it’s adorable.

Who always gets up in the middle of the night to use the restroom and accidentally wakes up the other?

Strange question lmao. I’m sure both have done this on accident! 

[malarkiness]

Finished Nier Automata, and I have many.... many thoughts.

I just want to start by saying that this game is aggressively bleak once you hit Routes C/D. Endings A/B are really the last bright spots in the story, and then it's just tragedy after tragedy from that point forward, and the worst part of it is that none of these tragedies result in anything good or even decent or even narratively satisfying. They just happen, and you're left thinking "wow, that fucking sucks" before you shake it off and proceed with the game.

Despite that, I kept playing because I thought all these tragedies would eventually result in something that would've made the characters' suffering worth it because that's just how a good story works, right? But that never really happens (at least, not within the context of the story itself), so when I finally got to Endings C/D, I honestly felt like I'd spent ~27 hours playing a game just to watch the leads die terrible deaths. It just felt really hollow and pointless.

But then I got Ending E, and that kind of changed my entire way of looking at this game.

So this ending shows the PODs deciding to try salvaging the androids' data rather than deleting it all as ordered. The game warns you that saving the data is risky and unlikely to work, then says "Knowing that, do you still wish for them to survive?" Choosing yes turns the credits scroll into a hacking minigame that is UNFORGIVABLY!!!!! difficult, but each game over screen reels you back in with something like "IS IT ALL POINTLESS?"/"DO YOU WANT TO GIVE UP?"/etc.

Now if you're connected to PSN, you'll also get little encouraging messages from players all over the world on each game over screen, but I wasn't connected for my first playthrough lmfao, so I just suffered through it for like 20 minutes and was starting to think the whole thing was deliberately impossible just to give the player one last kick in the teeth and show that yes, it really was pointless and that they're wasting their time trying to fix something that can't be changed. With the way this game's storyline played out, that really wouldn't have surprised me.

But then I restarted the segment and connected to """The Network""" when prompted, then died a few more times before getting a screen asking me if I'd like help. And I really wish I'd screencapped that prompt because that was when I started noticing all the little messages that other players left. There was one from someone in China that really got to me for some reason, and I can't even remember what it was lol, but it made me tear up. Once you restart after that, a bunch of other players' cursors will join in the fight to help you and the solo singer turns into a chorus, and I just.

😭

Every time you lose a player, though, you're told that "[name]'s data has been lost," which I thought was kind of sad, but it wasn't until I finally beat that segment that I realized what they all had actually done. After the credits wrap up, you learn that all the players who helped you finish the game gave up their save data to do it, and then you're asked if you'd like to do the same to help someone else. And while I've since learned that all this actually does is let you leave an encouraging message for other players and have your username show up during the ending sequence for someone else (sort of like an arcade game's scoreboard), the game presents it as an opportunity to really help other players finish the story, so of course I said yes. It wasn't a hard decision at all, and making that choice after playing through the credits was easily the most rewarding part of the entire game, or really any game I've ever played.

And I know I've spent like... 75% of this post talking about a credits sequence lmfao, but that really did change how I look at this game. When you finish the storyline with Endings C/D, the answer to this game's whole thematic question of "What's the point of living?" seems to be "There ain't one, chief." But finishing with Ending E, the answer leans more toward "The point is hoping for and working toward something better because you believe it's there." Add in the fact that you're given the option to "sacrifice" yourself to help someone else continue, and that the game makes this such a painless decision despite what an actual pain in the ass it is for you as a Gamer™, and it actually makes for a more satisfying ending than the in-story ending.

SE could've just had that one sequel-hook scene play at the end of the credits without the minigame at all, or just gone the typical RPG route and made that scene unlockable if you got 100% or whatever. But instead, they took this really creative meta approach that not only pushes you to do a task that's seemingly impossible, but also asks you to sacrifice something you've worked hard for just to help someone else get through that same task. And the fact that so many other players made that choice is just really sweet and honestly kind of touching. Like I'm sure plenty of people just got around it by saving their data on a usb lmao, but still. It's a nice thought. And for the record, my username is Larkey, and my message was "I bet you're having a tough time right now. But we've got this!"

Anyway! Other things about this game:

2B's history of killing 9S over and over or A2's backstory with Anemone and the YoRHa troops definitely should've been given actual screentime, and not just stated in the last 2 minutes of the story or shoved into some optional text. Watching 9S's grief-turned-madness was fascinating, sure, but 2B and A2 deserved just as much focus on their grief (which would've been way more interesting, just for the record. 2B purposefully distancing herself emotionally from someone she has to repeatedly kill, and A2 feeling betrayed by her own creators after watching her friends die needlessly, are storylines that would likely have a lot more emotional weight than "angry teenage boy goes on murder spree before finally getting his revenge only to fall on his opponent's sword and die like a dumbass." I know the Nier franchise has approximately 93 trillion pieces of supplemental material that fill in the gaps from the games, so it's possible that some of those cover 2B and A2 more, but come on. These characters are just as important to the story as 9S; They should've gotten actual in-game screentime devoted to contemplating their existences/grief/etc.

I talked about how bleak this game's storyline is, but the real kicker for me was the scene where all the children in Pascal's village commit suicide. That just seemed so needlessly cruel, and the fact that it happens (depending on how you play) maybe an hour after A2's shown to have warmed up a bit towards the machines is just... cheap? It really did feel like emotional string-pulling just for the sake of it, like the kind of silly edgelord shit I wrote when I was 14. It's so over-the-top that I almost couldn't take it seriously. And if all that wasn't 3edgy5me enough, Pascal then asks you to either wipe his memory or kill him because he can't live with the heartbreak. Fuck's sake. I think what really annoys me about this whole scene is that... This game introduces us to A2 by having her kill a defenseless baby machine, right? So you'd think there'd be some kind of reflection from her after Pascal loses all the children in his village. She fought an insane battle to protect them, too, and she's clearly horrified when she finds out what happens to them, but... that's kind of it. This incident is never brought up again, despite the huge impact it should have on her character. The only thing this scene really does for the narrative, I think, is set up a parallel between Pascal and YoRHa troops like 2B and 9S. And in that way, it does fit into game's overall theme of finding meaning for your life, especially after you've lost what you were living for in the first place (so Pascal's community, and YoRHa's "god worth dying for"). But like I said, the game never really seems to resolve that thematic question within the context of the story itself. And even if that parallel was the point, you could've accomplished it by just having everyone in the village die during the cannibal machine attack and Pascal + A2 failing to save them, no baby suicide needed. I dunno, I've gone back and forth on how I feel about this scene, but honestly, more than anything, it just comes off as a try-hard, eyeroll-worthy way for this game to earn its M-rating. And the fact that A2 gets 0 character development out of it just makes it seem lazy.

Characterwise, I'd definitely say A2 is my favorite. Her ending on the C/D routes was probably the most satisfying just because she essentially gets the only thing she's really wanted ever since she lost her friends, and I thought her unusual relationship with 2B was interesting (and again, deserved more screentime). 2B's also great, especially on the second playthrough when you know why she purposefully tries to get 9S to shut up anytime he innocently wonders something out loud. And I like 9S too just because he's so endearing in Routes A/B, making his stark personality shift in C/D that much more jarring. I'm a little annoyed that he never finds out why A2 killed 2B, though by the end of C/D, he's probably too far gone to actually take that in. I liked most of the NPCs, too. Anemone and Jackass are my favs, but 6O and 21O have some good moments, too. And while a lot of the female YoRHa designs are just... embarrassingly male, there are some really creative character/boss designs here and there. Simone's corpse dress is probably something I'll never forget.

The soundtrack is incredible. "Weight of the World/End of YoRHa" is a standout track not just because of the ending it plays through, but also just because of how cleanly it blends together the 8-bit sound from the hacking minigames and the English and Japanese versions of the song, and how it ends with the game's fictional "Chaos" language (which is apparently meant to be a futuristic blend of English, Japanese, Gaelic, and a few others). I definitely want to check out more of Keiichi Okabe's work, and that of the singers for all three languages. Some other favs are "Vague Hope," "Wretched Weaponry," "Alien Manifestation," and "The Tower."

I enjoyed most of the gameplay. The hacking minigames could be a little tedious sometimes, but overall, I found myself enjoying 9S's gameplay more than the other leads' because of it. I also actually liked most of the sidequests, too, and I normally don't like those all that much in other games (well, okay, I mainly just hate them in FF7R). I think I liked the machine quests the most because so many of them were just silly and low stakes, which was a nice change of pace compared to the main story. I remember the Father Servo one making me laugh a few times. And as for the androids, I liked 11B's memento quest and the Amnesia one (partly because 2B and 9S bicker so much through it, and partly because it's the first we hear about execution models).

I loved the voicework in this game, especially A2 and Anemone's. And whoever voiced 9S did his job perfectly.

I was crying through that whole Ending E sequence, but the part where the POD asks you something like "You put all that work into unlocking Chapter Select. Are you SURE you want to delete all your save data?" made me crack up. I'm doing a replay now, and Chapter Select is probably what I miss most from my original save data lmfao.

So... yeah? Overall, I liked it. I really do think that credits sequence was what sold me on this game as a whole, as weird as that sounds. I'd say the game's biggest faults are the unbalanced focus on the leads and its tendency to throw in pointless angst here and there, and I really wish those two things could've been smoothed out to make a good story even better, but eh. I'm enjoying my replay now, and I'm taking my time doing more quests and exploring areas. I'm going to try to get more of the joke endings, too.

[chiyuukiaru]

This post will not, in any way, try to offend anyone in the Haikyuu!! Fandom, who most probably still doesn’t like/doubt the new arc. Actually, I made this post just to answer a few questions from a friend of mine (who doesn’t have a Tumblr account, btw, but likes to open it anyway). They are, in fact, doubtful of the new arc (but still reading it even tho they said they wanna drop it for a while, lol. Babe, you’re such a DO-M, love you). If you found my analysis/rambling quite useful and somehow, able to satisfy your curiosity, thanks :-). It will be long, so I put Read More here.

“Didn’t Hinata go to Brazil, such a waste of time? Look, Kageyama has been playing professionally. That means, he’s gotten super better now. He was good before, he’s a monster now. Why Hinata couldn’t just, idk, join a pro team? I think his time with a pro team would be better for his improvement rather than training beach volley in Rio with some random people”

Probably, coz Hinata didn’t get any or little offers. He is short, period (for a volleyball player). His techniques and skills have gotten so much better since the first time he played. Especially in his 3rd year. Can’t forget that Karasuno placed 3rd in the entire nation then. But he still is, short. Most couches will try to find players who are as good as him, but taller.

Now, pro team aside, I do believe he at least had offers from universities with strong volleyball club. But, I don’t think Hinata was thrilled to continue to a higher education. He hates studying in class after all. Also, his promise to Kageyama is to face him even in the international level, so university route is not a solution (both because of the studying part and because it is risky to spend 4 years in college while he might or might not get pro offers after). This route, however, is the norm in Haikyuu!! universe. I believe most characters who I think want to play professionally will take this route.

As for deciding to go to Brazil and play beach volley, his reason has been explained. By Hinata himself at that. He has to be able to do everything. Spiking, serving, receiving, setting, blocking and all the techniques of those. Beach volley is played by 2 persons only. It is by far, the easiest and fastest way (subjective) for a person to learn anything about volleyball techniques. Also, don’t forget, you play in the sand! I personally know someone who switched from indoor court to beach and then went back to indoor, and you know what? His jumping, stamina, power, and spiking/blocking height have gotten so high! He accidentally let his rival team got a point coz the setter set the ball too low for him, lol. Tho, in all honesty, he did say he had to adjust to the indoor court first before playing well.

I don’t understand why a lot of people still confused by this, even tho it was shown clearly. Maybe because the chapter explaining that was too rushing? So, it didn’t sink well? Hmmm...

Oh and btw, Hinata doesn’t just play beach volley with random people. He was implied to play in tournaments/matches and get paid. Heitor also talked about points. Hinata is that good and famous that Heitor’s girlfriend suggested him to partner up with Hinata. Although, pairing is very casual in Brazil so Hinata definitely changed partner often. Also, when we were shown that Hinata played beach volley at night with random people then met Oikawa, it was not his training part (officially. Hinata still thought it’s a training, I think). He played coz he was depressed previously. And Brazilians play all the time, so he just wanted to release his stress.

“Hoshiumi is also short and he got invited to the Youth Camp. He probably plays pro too, now. Why Hinata can’t be like him?”

In the period when Nationals arc happened, he was taller than Hinata. Not by much, but he is still taller. And he has a far longer experience playing volleyball than Hinata. He started playing in 2nd grade (iirc, Kageyama started playing around the same age). I said above, that couches will search players who are taller but same or even better than him.

Hoshiumi might started volleyball coz he couldn’t join basketball and he wanted to get away from his tall brother’s influence, but the fact remains: he started early. We know what happened to a player who started early: their technique, skill, and game sense are superior. This, is the reason why Hoshiumi was invited to the U19 camp. He has one of the highest overall stats in the series.

Now, Hoshiumi being a pro or not, we don’t know yet. But, personally, I think it’s true. As for why he could be pro and Hinata couldn’t, even tho Hinata obviously was also “little” monster in his 3rd year, I had a hunch that it was because of the U19 camp. Idk in Japan, but if it’s the same like in my country (Asian country), the fact that you were invited to a prestigious camp/training like that, will boost your CV. Add to that, if you apply to the same organization board that managed your camp/training, 95% you will get accepted. I can only think this as the reason why Hoshiumi could be pro far faster than Hinata... Or maybe, Hoshiumi got taller, maybe reached 178 cm-ish. There is an actual player from Japan’s National men team that is 178 cm. He’s a Wing Spiker. His name is Asano Hiroaki.

We don’t know yet whether Hinata was ever invited to the same Youth Camp or not in his 2nd year (the camp is only for 1st and 2nd years), but the selection is tight (I’m still salty that Noya-san wasn’t invited even tho his name is super famous in Miyagi). With chapter 370 which consists of flashbacks, I think we could safely say that Hinata wasn’t invited. We didn’t see him in The Youth Camp building. Instead, he was at Miyagi 1st Year Training Camp building and asking around about opportunity to train beach volley (remember, The Youth Camp and  Miyagi 1st Year Training Camp happen around the same time).

“How Hinata can be pro now? Say, he switched back to indoor, how could he play with a Japanese pro team? Or even, National team considering Furudate wants to write Olympic arc? You said, he might not get offers! Then, it’s even harder for him to get offer now after being under the Japan radar for so long!” 

Honestly, idk too. I can make headcanons, but I still want to see what Furudate will do with that. It’s what makes Haikyuu!! arc fun, the journey and the revelation. So I’m not about to complain to Furudate, coz it’ll be exciting to see how they will execute the “Hinata Shouyou joins pro/National team” arc.

But, if you insist on asking, hmm,,, it’s my headcanon, but, I think it’ll be cool to see Hinata plays a ball boy again (lol, tribute to the best arc for me) for the National team or any pro team. He applied as a ball boy, but in actuality, he wanted to train (or adjust, actually) in indoor court with the best facility. Then, accidentally, there was a ball strayed far and high (kinda like the scene in Shiratorizawa) and he jumped to catch it (super awesome ball boy, lmao) and people saw him and like “WTF! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! CAN YOU PLAY?!”. Then, he played and people like “HOLY SHIT! COUCH, PLEASE CALL THE OFFICIALS, LET’S SIGN A CONTRACT WITH HIM!”.

It’d be even better if Hinata, knowing Kageyama was there, used a mask and a cap just for the sake of being a smartass and fooling Kageyama. But when he jumped to catch the stray ball, the cap fell and showing his bright orange hair and Kageyama realized who he is and shouted: “YOU!? YOU TOOK TOO LONG, BOKE!!! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THESE PAST 3 YEARS?! YOU CAN PLAY, RIGHT?! NOW I HAVE A SET I WANNA PRACTICE, IT’S FAST BUT YOU’RE FAST, YOU CAN REACH IT. C’MON!”. Cue the shocked faces of the others in the room, they were all thinking “Kageyama-kun, he’s not a player...”

Another headcanon is, the high school coaches’ helping hands. Preferably, Washijou sensei. Idk, maybe they could introduce Hinata to someone or someone’s someone in a pro team. Similar to how Aoba Johsai’s coach introduced Oikawa to someone from Tachibana Red Falcons so that he could speak to Coach Flanco.

If not high school coaches, then maybe the players instead? The scenario of someone who was inspired by Hinata when facing him before helping him to get into a pro team is also good.

There you have it folks, my answers. I’m done. Damn, that’s long. I understand ya’ll don’t wanna read it, lol. But I should write it, hehe. My friend wanted my answer and analysis, so yeah. There it is.

To my friend: Babe, you better read all and stop whining. Asking is one thing, being noisy is another thing. Love you.

[askmyboys]

M o r e characters (they aren’t related tho!)

I really should keep up with posting my characters when their done so oop- here y’all go enjoy a good man and a bastard (derogatory) | Name: Gordon Goodman

| Nicknames: Gord, Don, or Gordo

| Gender: He/Him and They/Them

| Age: 30

| Height: 8’2”

| Species/Race: Unknown

| Hair Color: Bubblegum Pink (his hair is usually in a man bun or a ponytail)

| Eye Color: Black (his eyes are literally like googly eyes, the pupils are usually in opposite spots of each other)

| Skin Color/Body Type: He’s pretty pale and he’s VERY lanky and to be honest it almost seems like he hasn’t got any bones in his body the way he can bend, stretch, etc (another thing to note, a lot of his body is just,, l e g s- bigem legs fdjksljfd)

| Appearance: His main outfit is literally a rainbow one, he’s got a rainbow suit on, pants to match and even somehow rainbow looking oxford shoes (he got ‘em custom made) and imma tell you rn it isnt a soft/light/pastel rainbow, its fuckin FULL ON burn your retinas bright- But… If your eyes are sensitive to bright colors he carries around a certain case (it’s got his other outfit that he prepared just in case someone’s eyes are too sensitive and hurt by bright colors) his secondary outfit is a light blue suit vest with a long sleeved light pink shirt underneath it, his pants also match the undershirt and his shoes are pink n blue oxfords (he does wear a pink n blue bowtie as well, it's much more soft light almost pastel colors tbh) They don’t have any inhuman features honestly, no fangs, nothing the only thing inhuman about them is the fact they seem so toon like and can do many things humans just cannot. He also doesn’t have a beard or any sorta facial hair either (hes babyfaced p much)

| Personality: I’ll be blunt, Gordon here is 100% a himbo, he’s super sweet, kind, caring but not very intelligent- he’s got a heart of gold and a smol brain (sometimes he can actually say some intelligent stuff but then like not even a few seconds later he won’t even remember saying any of that) despite being so lanky he seems to be VERY strong as he can pick up very heavy objects that a normal human couldn’t, he can also fit and squeeze into places most people couldn’t thanks to this ability, honestly there’s not much to him backstory wise, he didn’t have no traumatic past or any trauma really! Sure, I mean, there have been people who have been mean n awful to him BUT he still treated them kindly even then, he doesn’t have a mean bone in his body! Not cruel, not sadistic, not evil, none of that! He’s just a Goodman! (heh) a 10/10 boy

Who could do no harm to anyone, if they try to get physical with him he’ll legit just pick them up and hold them in a hug instead like “Shh! It’s okay, we don’t hafta fight…! I’m sure all ya need is a nice big hug!” but ye that’s about it for personality wise stuff.

| Side Facts: Likewise he has a lot of toon abilities, for an example- He has once pulled a flower out of his ear (which made his eyes rattle and roll around before falling back into place) and has handed it to someone, don’t worry the flower was as clean as it could be- It’s not only flowers though, he can pull anything out of his head essentially (bigger items though take a lot out of him and it’s a lot harder to pull those out so pls try to stick with smaller themed items) it’s not that he can’t because if he were determined enough he could pull something as big as a fucking sofa from his mind if he so desired ...but he’s never had to do that before- That’s p much his item summoning ability and how it’s done.

He’s super stretchy, flexible, and even moldable! He’s like a contortionist but probs without any limits whatsoever, he can bend, twist, etc- Hell, bc his body is mostly legs- He can legit without even having to balance on his hands just fall backwards to look at you, he usually has a grin on his face but with him it’s not spooky at all tbh- he’s just a bright, happy, outgoing and friendly dude! He loves to have a smile on his face but more importantly he loves to put a smile on others faces! Now that being said, he does understand sadness is a thing, anger, etc- And it can’t just magically go away, heck- while he doesn’t usually feel much anger- He does get sad sometimes himself! Even if he gives someone a hug, holds their hand, or anything he knows that won’t automatically make everything better or okay, he might be a himbo but if there’s ONE thing he understands it’s feelings and emotions ...Well he understands them to s o m e degree

He’ll be there for anyone who needs him though! If you want a hug he’ll wrap his arms around you! (if it's more of a snuggle, he’ll coil his arms around you ...pLEASE THO- remind him of how you have bones and your much more fragile than he bc he would never hurt anyone on purpose but that doesn’t mean he’s immune to accidents now does it?) or if you need someone to listen he’ll be happy to listen to you! If you need advice? ...H-He claims he’s not good at that but he has intelligent moments there sometimes but then he forgets what he says afterwards but he knows whatever happened it seemed like it helped so that makes him smile!

| Name: Darius Sullivan Gibson

| Nicknames: Dare, Sully, or Gibs

| Gender: He/Him

| Age: 39

| Height: 9ft (he IS hunched over a bit tho so he’d probs be 8’8” since he’s got them boots)

| Species/Race: uH- dEFINITELY NOT HUMAN FOR DAMN SURE

| Hair Color: Black (his hair has got a lil curly bit in front and that’s what I’ll give ya, a lil curly swirl jgfkdslfdj)

| Eye Color: Dark Green

| Skin Color/Body Type: Ghostly pale and he’s VERY large and wide, hims a BIG B I G man, this man is shaped like a fuckin B L O C K fghjdksljfhdk

| Appearance: His main outfit is a long black trench coat (a leather one) he usually doesn’t keep it buttoned either with a dark green turtleneck underneath it, he also wears a black ribbon tie and his pants match his turtleneck and he wears heeled black leather chelsea boots and he also wears a black cartwheel hat, he also wears fingerless gloves that match his turtleneck/pants. He has a fairly thick beard and sideburns (not really a long one but its just,, well, t h i c k) he has long pointed ears, multiple green tongues, some green tentacles (its that dark green shade, bright colors are b a d for him), and even a weird black tail that has a green fluffy bit at the end, and all his teeth are sharp but he has two particular sets of fangs top and bottom in his mouth that stand out more so than the rest of his teeth. And of course, he has sharp black claws as well (even though you can’t necessarily see it on his hands, his fingers are purely black, the best way to describe it is just pure dark energy lmao). And finally he doesn’t really have prominent scars but there’s scars LITTERED all across his body.

| Personality: Oof he’s baad, like- purely disgusting- literally tbh- He’s a smug, cocky, and arrogant bastard- He thinks EXTREMELY highly of himself, perhaps he has a God Complex even tbh- But also when I say he’s purely disgusting, this man smells like so many things and NONE of them are good- he’s also a murderer (it isn’t technically cannibalism but he does eat humans), he’s cruel, sadistic, and evil af- A bad bad slasher man, his favorite weapons are a cane, knives, or guns tbh- But then again those are just favorites- he’ll use ANYTHING he can as a weapon tbh, hell he’d pick up a random human and use them as a baseball bat to another- he’s also flirtatious but in a bad dark way, one example is he’ll flirt with you by literally stating how he’d love to just eat you up ...and you might think oh how sweet but um n o, he means it, just- come near him, stick your arm into his enclosure and see what happens hjfdksjdfks- you’ll be missing an arm-

Would easily use you like a lollipop tbh- oh god he’s gonna commit the b i t e of 87 hjfdkslkjdfs- he’s just, god he’s so awful- i wanna punch my own creation but he could easily defeat me and he would tbh, he’d be the one to challenge and fuckin kill god, there can be o n l y one fjkdclsjkd there is no tragic backstory btw, he’s straight up just a slasher, murders because he thinks its fun and everyone is so weak and pathetic compared to him!

There is no “befriending” this man, BUT… If he does grow “fond” of you then you’d more than likely be nothing more than a mere pet to him and nothing more or a possession even but if you're in his possession, a pet of his… You’ve definitely got the b e s t protection you could ever get in your life ...Well from ANYONE else, from him though? I mean, it's still risky, he IS a killer so just bear it in mind okay?

| Side Facts: Another thing he’d do, bc he smokes a LOT of cigars and I mean a l o t, he’ll legit bend down JUST so he can blow cigar smoke directly in your face, he also might put a cigar out using your head while also calling you a good little ashtray ...the more I talk about him the more I,, hate my own creation- i hate him purely and wholeheartedly

He lives in a place called Shademoor City and more specifically on a street called Brinewood, his street is definitely one for the not so nice ones of the city, like the further you go and closer you get to Brinewood St the more grotesque and nasty everything looks, and his “home” well it’s sorta more like a hideout area- He probs does have a mansion somewhere bc he uh he I S a rich man, what he did/might be doing to earn said money? ...Eh don’t worry about it- but if he does that mansion is EXTREMELY far away from Brinewood Street.

He’s more so a night owl but very rarely will you actually see him in the daylight, the nighttime is just the easiest to strike at, after all- it's so easy to hide within the shadows, hide in the alleyways and wait for unsuspecting prey to walk by.

He has a black cane with a skull on top of it and fun fact, it’s not just a cane haha fuck youuu!! Its also a SWORD B I T C H! (to him, swords are just bigger and fancier knives, either way, it still kills the victim!)

[shambalasims]

ಞ(ల˙◡˙ల)ಞ Naya legacy Q&A, as inspired by @sorbesque​ and created by @melien​. Let´s go!

1. When have you started your legacy? What inspired you to do it?

Started four years ago (o.o!) on Valentine´s Day-I decided to at least give my sim a valentine  ಥ⌣ಥ

2. Are you following any strict rules there or just play how you want?

Not very strict, but there´s the rule of choosing the career,goal and misc fun from this roller app  http://randomlegacychallengeapp.weebly.com/

3. Post the oldest picture you have from your legacy save.

4. What’s so special about your founder that you wanted to start a legacy with them?

She had this weird hair and I liked the idea of a weird witch with so-so skills,lol

5. Favourite generation(s)

Generation 1- it was the most vibrant and colorful 

6. Favourite heir.

Odval Naya 

7. Favourite spare.

Altai Naya

8. Favourite spouse.

Tristan Riegel, by @toothfairyundermypillow

9. TOP 5 favourite legacy sims.

I love all of them!

10. TOP 5 favourite couples.

Same goes for this question.

11. If you ever did any storylines, what is the one you’re most proud of?

The only storyline I did was the Orori House, I think..and it was so. VERY. SHORT. /sob 12. Any memorable moments?

When Vesuvius Naya died U-U 13. Any funny moments?

I think all of Generation 1 were funny to me - after all,it was my first generation and the first time I was playing this game for real.

14. The most unexpected twist in your legacy?

When everyone moved to Pontocho. 15. Favourite name used on your sims?

Yesui 16. Who of your legacy sims you can relate the most to?

Hmm..I don´t know,really,but probably I relate to all my heirs when I choose them. 17. Do you usually get attached to them or just play without deep thinking?

I do get attached U-U 18. Any surprise babies? What was the story?

Probably the most surprise babies I had were in this generation (Gen 3), because I enabled random risky woohoo  ( ಠ◡ಠ ) 19. Who of your sims has the best style?

lmao style what 20. Who is the best genetic mix of their parents?

Koi, I think

21. Is your legacy berry, vanilla, banilla, or a mix of those?

None of those 22. Have you ever done another legacies apart from this one?

Yes, I started an adoption legacy way before this, but lost interest  23. How many generations are you aiming for? When you reach a certain milestone, are you going to continue playing or just wrap up the whole thing?

10 for now, and with the speed I´m playing,it will probably take me 40 years 24. Have you ever done any other challenges with your sims from the legacy?

Not me personally, but I did submit some sims for bachelor/bachelorette challenges 25. What do you do when you feel uninspired playing the legacy?

I play other saves or play with other houses in the same legacy 26. Have you had your sims die? Which death was the hardest to take?

Vesuvius U_U 27. Do you have this one OTP that stands out among the other legacy couples? Tell us about them!

Hmm I guess Irrian x Zeek 

28. Have you had a sim who you grew to like?

I liked all of them  ಞ(ల˙◡˙ల)ಞ 29. Have you had a sim that you fell in love with right away?

Tristan Riegel

30. Do you choose your heirs yourself or make heir polls?

Randomly 31. The first legacy memory that pops up in your head?

My first legacy memory is not even my legacy- I followed OhMysims even before I had the game installed and loved her legacy. 32. The hottest sim?

I don´t think I have hot sims in the legacy, they are all...cute or weird, but definitely not hot xD 33. The prettiest sim?

All of them. 34. The most unique sim?

Ring by @sorbesque

35. Have you had any sims that remind you of someone?

Not really, no

36. Do you use other people’s sims in your legacy?

ALL of the time!That´s what makes the game interesting and makes you feel like you´re not playing alone 37. Imagine if you had a chance to meet one of your sims. Who would it be?

Tristan,probably,because he was cute as heck >u< 38. Do you have that one generation you wish you’d done differently?

Nope.Went with the flow. 39. Your favourite non-romantic relationship in the legacy?

Probably the Todd-Odval-Tristan trio - I really like those 3! 40. Random fun fact about your legacy you want to share!

The Gen 1 names are all mongolian - that was so random,though.