#this is roommates fault

[naomiruthwrites]

Roommate: “You can just write things.”

Me After Spending 45+ minutes researching Penjerrick Gardens & hunting down specific plants from said Gardens as pictures on Instagram posts such as alstilboides tabularis, shieldleaf rodgersia, and Gunnera manicata:

“Can I though? Can I really ‘just write things’? I would LOVE to just write things. But CLEARLY our brain is incapable of ‘just writing’ anything.”

[02511213942]

katelyn and marissa's adventures in being normal cheerleaders for the world's most insane college sports team 🎉🎀🧡

[sillystringpony]

tag yourself

[valtsv]

guess who just found out his laptop isn't broken and it was actually just his roommate installing a shitty wifi extender (which he didn't even offer to let anyone else use) that cuts off my access to the internet by redirecting it all to the opposite end of the house 😐🚬

[millennium-queen]

🎃Trick or Treat! 👻

TREAT!!! … well it’s red syrup so I guess that makes it a treat haha

Peeta is an artist and I think much like me he would want to put a lot of effort into his costume but have too many ideas and always end up as “murderer” or “witch” for like 5 years running

[jaqdawks]

This is Barry my Madoka Magica OC

[poorslaindoll]

Me the whole time I was watching this show: don’t call it davekat. DON’T call it davekat. *sees the red suit and sunglasses* FUCK

[todayisafridaynight]

sometimes i get nishiki i really do

[eggsistential-basket]

thinking about the person i could have been if i tried a little harder to find my own way

[torontopigeon]

the thing about having cuddle time with my tall roommate is that it is really easy to find a position that we are both so so cozy comfy comfy in because we love each other so much!

[boimgfrog]

Boyfriend shocked and appalled that his new kitten is so calm when I hold her cos she never is with him. Turns out he was holding this cat like a machine gun. I imagine she would not be calm at all about that.

[pheonix-inside]

In my solo survival world in Minecraft, I have three roommates. Two zombie piglins, Fred and Bob, and a swamp villager named Craig. Craig has a pet chicken who I've named "Craig's Cock."

Oh yeah and Bob's boyfriend, an enderman named steve. But he hates me so I don't count him as my roommate. I don't like him.

[thewickerking]

they did not even interview me :/ they were "too busy" and had too many interviews already and scheduled an interview for next week but liiiiiiike ....... :/

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

Actually it's fine that my academic conference outfits are incredibly shambly (baggy linen overalls and birkenstocks today) because that's the only thing standing between me becoming the besuited asshole guy who bludgeons you into oblivion with the force of his confidence

[vegetable-soup-wizard]

Girl I am 5’4 I do not have the height required to loom

[in-tua-deep]

So I followed you years ago for the first season of tua. It has been years and now tua has come to an end. I just watched the final season. Did you or will you watch it? I might not be able to recommend it. Which is such a shame. The first season was amazing and will be forever one of my favorite shows.

I have a terrible confession to make…

I’ve only fully watched season one of the umbrella academy. I started season 2 and haven’t finished it yet 😭