#this is me chewing Ava du Mortain like a dog with a bone | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

delucadarling · 1 year ago

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@the-cooler-sidestep

First of all, I would be right

Second of all, I would rather Ava

Third of all, SHE WOULDN'T FUCK ME IN A MILLION YEARS.

(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

#me rule #this isn't me being down on myself #this is me chewing Ava du Mortain like a dog with a bone #and listen Kane you're technically right #I'd fuck M in a heartbeat #why wouldn't I #but I want Ava to be obsessed w me and think I'm a funny little guy #you think Mason would change my oil???#you think Mason would hang curtains for me??????#I am crawling down Ava's shirt and I will live there #fuck you

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