#this is based off the fact that oikawa reminds me of dazai

[hannigramislife]

Idk i haven't watched haikyuu

[ushidoux]

Worst blind date? I am ✨intrigued~✨

Her/She | 5’6 | avg. build | polyglot | Extroverted Introvert | constantly traveling | love sports (esp. hockey) | play piano | get amused a little too easily | video games | anime | competitive | observant | ESTP (entrepreneur) type | spontaneous | queen of stupid decisions | Really smart even if I don’t act like it | I’m a flirt but don’t realize I’m flirting 80% of the time | can talk my way out of almost anything | (honestly if you’ve ever seen Bungo Strag Dogs, I’m Dazai minus the wanting to die part)

Pet peeve: when people assume they know me or they underestimate my intelligence based off a few interactions or how I act around certain people

Irrational Fear: Falling from high altitudes (which is ironic bc I love roller coasters and flying) but put me on the side of a mountain and nope bye I’m gone

Worst Match: Bokuto. Would we be amazing friends? Yes. We have the exact same crackhead energy. Can I see myself want to kill him at least 10x if we ever tried to date? Also yes. I don’t have the patience or energy to deal with all of that 24/7 I need time to recharge

Best Match: Atsumu (sorry Kenma bby you’re a close second). I’m lowkey really clingy and care about my relationships but I also need my space and I need to be able to do my own thing (yes I’m an Aquarius) and I feel like he’d understand that; neither of us particularly care about what most people think and our personalities are very alike but yet different enough that I can see it working.

(SFW or NSFW, I will be happy with whatever you provide 😌💖 thank you and congrats on 200✨)

Thank you so much!!! Let’s be friends <333 Also your pet peeve sorta scares me cuz I am sorta doing exactly your pet peeve with this matchup lmfaoooooo

Your awful blind date is with Oikawa Tooru!

Oikawa is super charming from the beginning but as the date progresses and he learns how accomplished you are, a little twinge of jealousy hits him and now suddenly there’s a spark of competition between you that you’re not exactly sure when it started. You’re not exactly sure why and how he bent the fork in his hand, but his smile is still very big and he’s pretty so you guess everything is fine?? Oikawa’s especially irritated by the fact that your success seems almost effortless, while everything he’s ever done has required tremendous work. 

Worst part of the date - His fangirls show up to the date and he’s trying a little too hard to flex now because he’s trying really hard to remind you that he’s a catch and then suddenly they carry him off and now you’re just at a table sitting alone. Oh well. You’re cute, you’ll find better dates.

He still has the nerve to booty call you at 3am despite all this.