#this is a telenovela

[notfeelingthyaster]

"you'll get over him, because i have" said armand to louis, while planning his murder and holding said "him" (their shared ex-husband) in his dungeon for unknown reasons (eloping with his boyfriend's widow)

[xinnamonbun]

Give me your most out of pocket headcanon for any Inanimate insanity character

...you asked for this.

Okay it's Taco and this is specifically a future/next gen head canon

Basically my head cannon goes that after season 2 she would make up with pickle and microphone. Pickle would start dating knife. And microphone would start dating soap. Simple! (Not for long)

One time microphone and soap would offer taco to go to a party with them, so she could let lose. They end up having fun however because Taco doesn't want to be a bother she ends up deciding that once soap and microphone leave that she would tell them that she would get an Uber. Taco decides one more drink couldn't hurt so she goes to the bar. She finds another object at the bar and the end up talking...like... TALKING talking. And in her (eventual) drunk haze (I do not think that she's a lightweight but she was really letting go) confuses this object for pickle, (it was a cucumber) and...uh...

She ends up with an egg.

That's right her, she thought she was pass all of this but NOPE she still has feelings and they were WAY stronger than she thought. She hides the existence of the egg for MONTHS. People start worrying about her since she's sneaking off to take care of it but eventually she slips and everyone realizes she has an egg. And she decides that she's going to LIE to her friends (cuz that went so well the first couple of times) and tell them and that she was so drunk she doesn't even remember what object it was to avoid confrontation with Knife and ESPECIALLY Pickle. She's able to keep this Lie up for YEARS until she's invited to Pickle's family Thanksgiving since her relationship with her family isn't that great...Only to find that that same cucumber is his B R O T H E R. The tea gets spilled.

(I've always wanted to make an intimate Insanity next gen blog but there's already like three of those and I was following one like forever so I thought it would be copying even though I had the idea before I found the blog just never acted on it; so I ended up going with the reboot au. That means that I've had this dumb hand Cannon for a little over a year- wait WHAT. I just realized that I've had this idea for a little over a year...HOLY COW)

[genisflyingkites]

Me watching Johnny get jealous of Daniel that Miguel is wearing Miyagi do hairband: WHAT IS THIS SHOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

[turtleblogatlast]

Little Leo watching telenovelas with his dad

Bonus:

[zanephillips]

José Sospedra Mía es la Venganza 1.01

[true-bluesargent]

josh russo is in gossip HEAVEN right now i wish i was him for REAL. like imagine a few years ago your coworker breaks off her engagement and starts dating this hunky young firefighter half her age which is juicy enough as it is but THEN later on that young firefighter is your best friend's brother who is newly bi and dating a guy who by the way is also double his age and THEN you find out that the guy he's dating IS the guy who used to be engaged to your coworker. i would be GIDDY. and can you imagine if buddie do get together as well. now your best friend's brother who used to date your coworker and also her ex fiance is now dating YOUR ex coworker who you hate and who you dressed as for halloween to mock his new facial hair even though he would never know about it. i would not be able to contain myself i would be telling this story to everyone i met

[muppetmagic]

EDDIE 'SILLY GOOSE' DIAZ IN WANNABES (8.08)

[fallout-lou-begas]

The thing about Interview with the Vampire is that it's certainly not a comedy, per se, though it certainly has humor in it, it's just that the character of Daniel Molloy who is the terrified human trapped in the vampire condo and conducting the interview just so happens to quite possibly be the funniest fucking human being on the planet and the vampires just have to deal with that

[sbhelarctos]

Buddy Dawn should have a deeply homoerotic encounter and subsequent turbulent romance with a goth sorcerer boy that takes him on a wild adventure of confrontation with institutionalized religion and his relationship to faith and what it all means to him specifically

also must specify that this should all be completely offscreen. The bad kids and the rat grinders are engaged in scheming and fighting for their lives meanwhile Buddy has been having intense moments of prolonged eye contact at poetry nights that hes been secretly attending with his new “best friend”. Go on this journey with me

[ludicrousluna]

my gf finished reading ntn so here are some cristabel doodles to celebrate lol

[neetols]

xiaoven | adepti cousins au

[adalindofcabinsix]

percabeth coded if you ask me

[turtleblogatlast]

One of my favorite headcanons is that Leo grew up watching telenovelas with Splinter.

It just works so well - his bits of Spanish that he spouts randomly, his showy way of apologizing, and, of course, his love for dramatic betrayals all point to this being a very real possibility.

Plus, it’s very cute to imagine a tiny Leo at his father’s side as they both gasp in shock when the show’s eighth plot twist in just as many episodes happens.

[zanephillips]

CLAUDIO DE LA TORRE Mía Es La Venganza Episode 84

[yesloulou]

x

[bluebeewings]

How is Daniel gonna feel after he mocked Armand/Louis/Lestat’s messy triangle when he realizes he’s a part of it???