#this is a queued post losers

[machveil]

The food has been served spectacularly thank you very much for coming to my ted talk of loser!konig, accidental edging, and overstimulation..... It's beautiful it's wonderful it's fulfilling you made me so excited when you answer asks😭😭

I love loser!konig, us the reader, and fucking like fuckbunnies so much could never have enough of it....... thank you thank you

you’re in luck, I will literally just make more— watch me do it again!!

CW: Loser!König is it’s own warning, weepy König, overstimulation, edging (reader receiving), size difference (surprise, he’s a big guy!), no condom (wrap it before you tap it)

overwhelming. Loser!König, despite his inexperience, simply overwhelms your senses. it doesn’t matter that his thrusts are sloppy and uncoordinated, not when you can make out the faint outline of him moving on your tummy. it doesn’t matter that when he kisses you it’s all teeth and spit, not when his jaw is slack and loud moans spill from his lips. it doesn’t matter that your thighs are sore from being pressed against his chest, calves bobbing next to his head, not when his hulking figure completely covers your body

Loser!König forgets how big he is, towering over you and casting his gaze down. he forgets how strong he is, one leg bent at the knee as he jackhammers into you, his spit slick lips latched onto your neck as he dumbly sucks. it’s all a daze, your eyebrows knit as he groans against you, a mess between your thighs from his cum and saliva. you’d be writhing against the sheets if he hadn’t pinned you down with his weight - moving on instinct to reach his next high. his second one, he’s still shuddering from the aftershocks of his first

”So good— too good for me, Liebling.”, he babbles, voice cracking as his hips jerk involuntarily, foot twisting against the sheets as he tenses. clenching too tightly around him, it has him pausing - his own loud, strangled moan drowning out your sob, another ruined orgasm. the dimming feeling of blissful pleasure has you cry out, hands gripping the sheets as you try to rock your hips against his. just one - you’d settle for one measly orgasm at this rate, unintentionally denied again

you can’t even be mad at Loser!König, he’s too sweet for his own good. as soon as you relax beneath him he’s fucking into you harshly again, slurred ‘sorry’s mumbled against your lips as he kisses you. he’s hitting you just right, if only he could keep it up long enough to send you over the edge. sympathetic, tears rolling down his cheeks and wetting yours, he so desperately wants to make you cum. it’s not his fault you feel so good, so good he just keeps bucking and moaning and—

the frustration clawing up your throat bubbles out when he stops again, an agonized, pathetic sob wrecking you. his second orgasm, it’s nothing compared to when he first spilled inside of you, when he first apologized and promised you’d come next. but it’s not fucking enough, not when his tip is grazing a spot that would make you see stars if he was moving. the warmth settling in your gut has nothing on the way your cheeks feel searing hot. “Sorry— I’m ah, m’sorry, Liebchen.”, hips stuttering as he tries to fuck you through his orgasm, he whines, rocking against you towards his third release

[bj-cuntycunt]

Kirk/Spock + Mirrored heart (FKA twigs)

[celestie0]

KICKOFF GOJO LMAOAOAO

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[daily-polyshow]

day 160!!! lovestruck ☆

[total-drama-brainrot]

Oh my God. Oh my God. I've cracked the NoCo-code.

Cody is an only child with annoying younger sibling energy.

Noah is an annoying younger sibling with only child energy.

They're complimentary opposites.

[chayannesegg]

only watched clips of fit pov so I'm not fully informed yet but the evolution of fit deciding the "homophobia" is real is interesting.

like, initially he saw it for what it was: tubbo lashing out because he felt left out. he called tubbo out on this, he told ramon this, he laughed about it. tubbo was also cartoonish in his distaste, it was obvious he was hurting underneath.

but slowly he's become more and more genuinely annoyed by it even though tubbo has toned it down massively

tubbo basically just does his performative ick when faced with fitpac moments like one might if their parents kissed in front of them. he certainly still feels left out but it's also a bit (one pac loves to poke at bc he knows it's tubbo being stubborn and resistant to love)

but to fit, who wants tubbo to show him that he still cares about morning crew, it bothers him that tubbo can't just leave it be. it hurts every time tubbo rejects fit & pac's relationship, even jokingly. he doesn't understand why tubbo feels left out. he wants morning crew back to what they used to be.

tubbo for the longest time was the only person there with them when fit and pac were developing their relationship. no ramon. no richas. no mike. he teased fit but he also supported him. he was the buffer they needed to start acknowledging their feelings. he was their friend.

but now tubbo is standoffish. he shies away where he used to budge in. he doesn't know his place around fit and pac anymore and he's not brave enough to ask. he's scared of the answer.

and fit doesn't get why tubbo can't just believe they love them the same as before. why he's not acting like before. he feels rejected. he feels ignored. the comments about fit and pac have started to feel personal instead of just tubbo being insecure.

so when he sees tubbo reaching out to foolish, it hurts him. it seems like tubbo has just given up on the morning crew. and he wants to lash back. he wants to warn foolish about how tubbo can hurt him. he wants tubbo back. so he frames it around the going joke, that tubbo's homophobic, but it doesn't quite land (fit's not as good as tubbo at making jokes out of his own pain). it just ends up feeling too real and that's exactly the problem.

[nyctarian]

happy 15 year anniversary to the first golden lovers match

insane that this july will mark 15 years since this video was posted. and this august will mark 15 years since their first match.

[neonscented]

Assorted sillies

[jellyaibo]

Hey if it isn’t too much- I was wondering how you draw hairy bodies?

I actively try to incorporate more diversity into my art style, and admittedly I’m also just unashamedly achillean and men

I specifically have a more cartoony style and admittedly staring at hairy cartoon men does help, but I’m still struggling with stylisation and making it look right

Thank for your time, and have a great day

OKOKOK I AM SOOO DAMN EXCITED TO ANSWER THIS...lemme give u my best nate tutorial

SO FIRST THINGS FIRST! what i do is take notice of the general shape of the body hair (usually the chest/tummy/etc) CUZ there is kind of a pattern goin on like the triangular-ish or rectangle-ish shape at the chest, funny line going down the belly, and usually there is more hair around that area going down to the pelvic reigon of the body (btw...the funny line of hair that starts at under the bellybutton is called a "happy trail" :) and its one of my fav things in the world to draw)

SO what is the next step? SIMPLIFY! this works perfectly since u have a more cartoony style (me too 🤝 i get it)

i just try to follow that pattern of body hair whenever i draw it, and for the hair itself i keep it to simple lines or squiggles! AND theres a little bonus one that i don't do enough tbh (the big fluffy...its really good...)

and ofc if ur drawing bodies w little body hair u dont really have to follow the pattern too much, just vaguely LOL

AND FOR backs and legs its pretty much just the same process, except that from what ive seen back hair is a bit more extreme anddd for the legs just do the fast line stroke or squiggle thang ( btw im not the best at drawing backs and uhh i rlly didnt feel like putting effort into the leg so KJSHDFS)

i think thats pretty much it but yea . hope this helps anon <3

[fastidious-and-a-mess]

life hack pro tip: if you’re baked enough, rewatching gravity falls can feel like it did the first time again.

[good-beans]

Goodnight wonderful people who live in my phone!!!

[rodent-king-buunii]

@shadowheartsbutch called it crazy

Listen here fucker

bet you dont remember what you called crazy >:3

i do

future me remembers

[broke-on-books]

If tumblr didn't want to have people end up silenced in tumblr jail (post limitsville) then they shouldn't have introduced the quick reblog feature on mobile huh HUH

Like literally what did they expect to happen

[devinwolfi]

had to make a throwaway sideblog bc u turned anon off, but i was the one who gave u ad free lol. i didn’t mean to give u an existential crisis?? sorry for that haha i just saw u complaining abt ads making ur feed lag on the same day as i got a big refund unexpectedly and i did it on impulse. thought it would be weird to do it off anon bcuz we’re not mutuals. i promise it wasn’t supposed to make u insane, i actually kinda forgot abt it until u posted the next day. also like if it sucks u can toggle ads back on i think? idk i mean ur dad was kinda right, i just like ur blog and figured $40 wouldn’t break my bank lol

hello whoever you are my beloved ad free benefactor. no, its truly fine im fine about it but i thought it was very funny. thank u for your kind words and the gift and congrats on your unexpected refund! x

[mizuribbons]

it's been three months

just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

[oh-obrien]

GRID ACE 0.3

GAMER READER X Lestappen SMAU

Summary: Reader is a Red Bull e-sports athlete who happens to catch the attention of two particular drivers with her streams

PART THREE and things are getting Suspicious 👀

And my requests for these are open!!

All pictures are from Pinterest!!!

Reader has various face claims!

Masterlist / Previous Part / Next Part

Xx.y/n.xX just posted

Tagged @ yourteammate1 , @ yourteammate2, @ yourteammate3, @ yourteammate4, @ yourteammate5

Liked by Maxverstappen1, yourbestfriend, and 12,348 others

Xx.y/n.xX contrary to popular belief I am still a professional, thank you Champs for having us! Fight’s not over, you know?

-> Yourteammate3 she stopped playing with cars long enough to help us win champions!!

-> Xx.y/n.xX 😌 Champs MVP even.

-> Yourteammate5 she stopped playing with boys who drive cars long enough to help us win champions*

Liked by @ Maxverstappen1, @ Charles_leclerc

-> Xx.y/n.xX hey woah! Let's keep it PG in here

-> Yourteammate3 GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, I mean queuing with them!

-> Landonorris 👀

Redbullgaming that’s OUR MVP!

-> Xx.y/n.xX admin you’re gonna make me blush!

Liked by @ Maxverstappen1, @ Charles_leclerc

-> Danielricciardo bet there's better people to make her blush

-> Xx.y/n.xX EXCUSE ME DANIEL

-> Danielricciardo I said what I said

Yourbestfriend Celebrating THE MVP!!

Liked by @ Xx.y/n.xX

Georgerussell63 The true Red Bull World Champion @ Maxverstappen1 you've got some competition

-> Xx.y/n.xX Thank you Mr. Russell 🫡

-> Xx.y/n.xX I've unlocked another Vroom Vroom character btw for all of those following my journey.

Charles_leclerc So glad to be there to support you 🎉🥳

-> Xx.y/n.xX aww shucks, thanks Char! 🤭

-> User1 CHARLES WAS THERE???? The plot thickens

-> User2 They are stuck to each other like they're glued together or something.

-> User3 the real question is if Max was also there or not.

-> User2 I feel like he had to be, especially if CHAR was there.

Maxverstappen1 our world champion! Way to go schatje

Liked by @ charles_leclerc

User4 Someone BETTER HAVE GOTTEN MAX'S COMMENT BEFORE HE DELETED IT

-> User5 WHAT WAS IT?

-> User4 He called her schatje!

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Rebullgaming and Redbullracing just posted

Tagged @ Xx.y/n.xX and @ Maxverstappen1

Liked by Charles_leclerc, Landonorris and 24,768 others

Redbullgaming Two of Red Bull's world champs take on laser tag following @ Xx.y/n.xX Valorant Champions win in Paris!

Xx.y/n.xX @ maxverstappen1 they made us look like movie stars!

-> Maxverstappen1 😎

-> Danielricciardo MAIN CHARACTERS

-> Redbullracing OUR main characters

-> Xx.y/n.xX dropping 30 bombs in laser tag and at champions in the same weekend!!

-> Redbullracing Move, or get zapped!

User4 MAX WAS THERE!

-> User5 IT'S CONFIRMED Max AND Charles went to support y/n at champions!

-> User4 she has to be more than friends with one of them I just can't tell which.

-> User6 I personally think both of them

-> User5 I feel like F1 wouldn’t be too happy about that

-> User6 the FIA stands no chance against our community service king, he WOULD NOT care

-> User4 Y/N and Charles are both so babygirl coded they’d let him take on the FIA for them

-> User5 counterpoint, Y/N would burn down an entire city for the people she cares about, Charles and Max are both also babygirl coded in her mind.

Landonorris Max and y/n make a deadly laser tag duo, @ charles_leclerc we stood no chance

-> Charles_leclerc don't mess with two world champions

Liked by @ maxverstappen1, @ Xx.y/n.xX

Scuderiaferrari Hope Charles put up a fight worthy of earning P2

-> Charles_leclerc 💪

-> McLaren this is slander @ Landonorris was P2

-> Xx.y/n.xX Sorry admin, Charles might bottom frag in Val but he's a beast at laser tag, @ landonorris stays at the bottom of the scoreboard this time

-> Landonorris I'm hurt

-> Xx.y/n.xX cry about it, loser.

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Maxverstappen1 just posted

Tagged @ Xx.y/n.xX and @ charles_leclerc

Liked by Redbullracing, Carlossainz55 and 32,234 others

Maxverstappen1 Thank you Paris!

-> Yourbestfriend my favorite trio!

-> Xx.y/n.xX the only trio that actually matters 🫡

User7 HELLO THE PICTURE OF Y/N AT THE CLUB??

-> User8 soft launch?

-> User7 this gets more and more sus with each day that passes

-> User9 if anything this is such a hard launch it isn't even believable

Redbullracing Excited to have out favorite Redbull duo (and Charles I guess) back at COTA next week!

-> User10 EXCUSE ME ADMIN

-> User11 Admin knows something we don’t 🧐

Alex_albon you can keep them Paris, more podiums for us with both of them gone

-> Landonorris I second this, take another week off

-> Charles_leclerc no.

-> Maxverstappen1 no.

-> Xx.y/n.xX you used to get velcroed to your car you don’t get a say right now

-> Landonorris I’m so hurt right now, WHO TOLD YOU THAT

-> Xx.y/n.xX and it was all too much for little Lando Norris

Liked by @ DanielRicciardo and @ Georgerussell63

-> Xx.y/n.xX sorry @ alex_albon I like watching them race too much, and Ferrari gives me good lattes

-> Scuderiaferrari the only Red Bull athlete we’ll take care of in our motorhome

Liked by @ charles_leclerc

-> Xx.y/n.xX omg admin what are we? 🥹 👉🏻👈🏻

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User12 PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS TRIO

-> User13 Like you would think after Paris Y/N would’ve gone home with her team to celebrate their win

-> User14 Her team posted photos on the plane on the way home with their trophy and she definitely wasn’t there with them

F1forthegirls Y/N was seen leaving Max’s Monaco residence this morning with the Red Bull and Ferrari driver in tow all three had bags with them and were picked up by a driver to take them to the airport

-> F1forthegirls It was reported by airport staff that Y/N and Charles seemed particularly close while waiting to board Verstappen’s private plane, the two were reportedly leaning on each other and sharing whispers

-> F1forthegirls It was also said Verstappen was also brought in on the affection when Y/N leaned up to whisper something in his ear before kissing his cheek

User15 WHAT IS HAPPENING

-> User14 We need more updates on this trio we need to be FED

-> User15 I’m starting to think they’re all actually together, or at least Y/N is with both boys and they’re happy to share

-> F1forthegirls while we’re happy to share updates we will not be speculating on any driver’s personal relationships!

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Xx.y/n.xX just added to their story

Landonorris I fear she is going to break the internet

Xx.y/n.xX my true intentions have been revealed

Landonorris enjoy the shit storm this is going to cause

Xx.y/n.xX and it was all too much for little Lando Norris

Danielricciardo This is such a hard launch they’re not going to believe it

Xx.y/n.xX 😉

Yourbestfriend 👀👀👀

Xx.y/n.xX Oops my fingers slipped

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