#this is a noggy idea my friend

[shitty-mobile-game-reviews]

super slime slimeinator

sorry, super slime simulator. (literally my attitude for the whole game lmao)

yeah, it's a slime game.

it has "slime touching" graphics.

it makes disgusting "slime" noises.

i've terrorized my friends with it.

i love this game, no matter how janky-2004-DS game it is.

the game opens with the worst sound to ever exist,

followed by teaching u how to make a slime, which is pretty simple. u just kinda... make a slime.

...like u choose what type u want to make (u start out with a couple of types, ex. "classic" slime which i personally believe is a government fallacy but u do u) and then u circle ur finger around a dish to make it. then, u choose a colour and mix it in. then u choose 1 or 2 types of decorations and their colours (if they have that option. some don't- lookin at you, "jelly cubes")

some exciting exhilarating gameplay (ignore the ads at the bottom idk why they're there they aint even personalized smh):

then u finish, name it an play with it if you're a psychopath. i prefer the elite route of making slimes and never fuckin touching them bc they're nasty as hell.

there's also a chest thing which is ridiculously easy to unlock and will give you new slime... things:

and for some reason, this game seemingly with no story to it, has SIDE QUESTS. Where we meet, for the second time since the tutorial, the "mascot" for this game: Lulu.

She is just a fuckin person. She's a human mascot who somehow got her little godfearing name on things like "lulu's slime quest" and other equally icky things like that. She also somehow has her own collection of slimes, with ones worse than anything my pathetic little hands could even fathom making.

Note: I have no idea who Noggi is.

and she forces you to make her slimes for her. exactly the way she wants it. or you lose.

there's also some weird games like Slime My Image where u glunk up one of ur photos (I glunked up miku teehee):

And also Slime Painter, where you can colour on a "slime" at will:

And additionally, the real man's gambling, the aptly named Guessing Game:

(i guessed correctly btw)

However, if u have had enough of those games, check out the tons of premade slimes that u can play with.

That is, if ur the kind of person who downloaded this game to...

erm...

to play with slimes.

o_O cringe if thats u

anyway, if u enjoy that, they made a fuckton of disgusting slimes that are strangely reminiscent of something i once knew and desperately want to forget all there for u to......... play with.

Either way, if ur the type of gamer who needs regular validation, there's a series of incredibly rigorous daily quests to complete, which will truly test ur grit and determination as a Super Slime Simulator Pro Gamer™

The quests will demand various things, but most prominently, the grindworthy adventures of:

opening the game (im shakin in my boots)

making a slime (consider my timbers positively shivered upon)

playing with said slime (ew)

playing a single level of Lulu's Slime Quest (crying shaking screaming)

and other such harrowing tasks.

Now that I've briefed u on the game, let's get into some fun little details!

u can't turn the sfx off.

there is no option to turn the sfx off

the sfx make me want to McPerish™

i wanted to listen to music while playing this game but you can't turn the sfx off

there are some "fun and interesting" slime types that nobody's ever made before and nobody ever wants to make! I won't spoil them for u, but u definitely will spoil!

the colour names are fun, flirty and sometimes Pukeworthy! (there's a colour called carmine! how wonderfully fucking disgusting!)

there's one colour that i'm not so sure about!

Also, if you want to SHARE a slime with someone, you can "gift" it to them (gee, thanks) and they recive a fun little gift box all customized by you. mery cihsmast.

SO NOW THAT YOU'RE REALLY HAVING FUN, WANNA HEAR ABOUT OUR OTHER GAMES?

REALLY?

NO?

YOU SURE?

HOW 'BOUT I GIVE YOU ADS EVERY 20 SECONDS, BUT ALL OF THE ADS ARE FOR DIFFERENT BUT NOT UNSIMILAR GAMES MADE BY OUR COMPANHY?

NOT INTERESTED?

GET SQUISHY MAGICked FUCK YOU

anyway, it's a fun game. 7/10 would squelch again.

That's all for Super Slime Simulator! It's not that bad but certainly quite jank. Loves ya :P

[gravity-lifts]

I can definitely picture you in Clark's yellow + blue shirt combo!!

the amount of gender euphoria I got from hearing someone say they could picture me in a guys outfit (also like, yes, that is definitely something I would wear)

[tottymatsuno]

Pink Angel From Hell Chapter 3: Chance Encounter!

Author: Roro (halfeviltotty)

Fandom: Osomatsu-san

Pairing: Todomatsu x reader

Category: mean girl appreciation

Rating: T

Summary: hes manipulative

Word count: i think its like 35k in total but idk how much yet

Warnings: baby he wants your money

Commentary: will post links to previous chapters later im just clearing our my drafts rn. this has been here since like late october. plus im dead tired.

Finals are a bitch - excuse your French. You’ve spent the past few weeks dedicated to barely passing your tests and as a result you and your girlies haven’t been out for a while. “Ahhh, Chiyo-chan, Seiko-chan, Y/N-chaaaan let’s play around today! Please? Please?!” Eri asks, but the three of you were dead tired while eating chips and lazing about in Seiko’s room.

Chiyo is the first to relent, rolling over to sit up from the floor where she’s hugging Seiko’s bunny plushie to look at Eri. “What do you want to do?” Her quiet tone voices the question that’s on all of your minds.

“I want to…!” Eri starts, and Seiko jumps up off the bed. “Hurry up, hurry up! You can’t leave us on pins and needles! You don’t know where you want to go, do you?”

Eri giggles, ”Ahh, Sei-chan you know me too well!” She even cutely taps her head.

“Let’s see Kara-kun again!” Seiko suggests, “No, I don’t have that kind of cash right now.” Chiyo definitively says. “Yeah, me neither!” Eri agrees, “Let’s get some manga? I don’t have this month’s issue of Doki Doki Gakuen Love!”

You’re quiet this entire time, thinking it over. Your heart leapt at the idea of seeing Todomatsu again, but Chiyo’s warning rang loud and clear. She probably doesn’t like him huh?

“Y/N-chan, you’re with me right?!” Seiko desperately tries to appeal to you, “You can even talk to his fake little brother! Dodomatsu? You like him right?”

Finally you have an excuse to give your input. “Hm, I don’t know. As much as I like Todomatsu, I don’t really have the funds to see him right now either, plus I’ll end up having to be the designated driver again.”

Seiko’s face fell, and Eri noggied her, “Cheer up!”

“Yeah, maybe next time.” Chiyo patted Seiko’s back, and you rubbed her shoulder. “I wanna see Kara-kun!” She cried, and you say “We can go later! C’mon, let’s go get that manga!”

Instead of driving the four of you take the train, which is a lot of fun considering Seiko and Eri rarely let the conversation die out. Chiyo and you are on the more quiet side, which is probably why you get along with Chiyo slightly more. As a clique though the dynamic is fun and inviting.

Right as your group was going to the best used media store in town, you spot somebody all too familiar. He was doing a fairly good job handing out flyers to women passing by, and you hoped to God he would notice you. And by that, you mean you hoped he wouldn’t!

“Hm? Isn’t that Kara-kun’s little brother?” Seiko asks, and as if he had sonic hearing Todomatsu spots you.

“Y/N-chan!” The relief in his eyes when he recognizes you, he must have been uncomfortable putting himself in this situation. His voice sounds like music to you, all you can do is grin and wave excitedly.

“Totty!” You jog up to him intending to hug him just because you were so excited to see Todomatsu. Instead when you reach him, you remember the foundation of your relationship with him and keep your distance respectable.

“What brings you here? You aren’t stalking me, are you?” Todomatsu asks light-heartedly.

He’s laughing at you, and you giggle to yourself too. Your friends finally catch up, and explain it for you. “You’re in the way!” Seiko jokingly says, “We’re going to that bookstore you’re blocking!”

“Oh, of course! Since I’ve got your attention, why don’t you take some coupons for the club?” Todomatsu puts on his best salesmen voice, and you smile at him. “If I use this coupon, can I spend more time with you?”

Todomatsu blushes, “When did you get so bold, Y/N-chan?”

Almost every time you're with Todomatsu the world fades away until it's just you and him. As you're thinking this Seiko pats you on the shoulder and Eri gives you a thumbs up...Chiyo however gives you a curt nod before all three of them scurry off with varyingly ridiculous excuses.

"Sorry, I just developed an allergy to pink, gottago!"

"My optometrist needs to check out my corneas for corn, byebye!"

"My pet turtle just gave birth, later. "

Then it was just you and Todomatsu now. “Eh? Were those jokes?” Todomatsu whispers under his breath, and you laugh honestly. “They’re so funny, right?” You heave out, after giggling at Todomatsu’s expressions.

Your crush strains his smile, before admitting, “They should work on their delivery.” You laugh even harder at Todomatsu’s remark, “Well it wasn’t too bad, especially since I get to hear your adorable laughter!” He compliments.

When your laughter doesn’t die out right away, Todomatsu pats your back while looking away. You can swear he’s blushing, while muttering “What’s so funny? All I did was say how I felt…”

After a few moments of you laughing way too hard to be called ‘adorable’ anymore Todomatsu speaks again.

“So, Y/N-chan! When am I going to see you at the club again?”

This causes your laughter to die off quickly. “You want me to go there again?”

“Of course! You’re my cutest and favorite customer after all.” Your face quickly falls. “Hm, no good?” He asks clearly perplexed.

“Um…”

“Yes?”

“Am I only a customer to you?” You were so repulsed by the words you not so accidentally spoke that you quickly covered your mouth and looked away. Of course you are! It was stupid to ask otherwise, “Hahaha...nevermind, I didn’t ask that! Just forget everything.” You mumble through your fingers.

“Why should I?” Todomatsu asks, tilting his body in the direction of your eyes. You two twist and turn for a few moments until Todomatsu grabs your hand that covers your mouth.

“Can I see your phone real quick? I need to send a text and mine is dead.” You sigh at Todomatsu’s request, but feel relieved by the change of subject. “Oh, sure…"

You dig in your pink bag for the device, and quickly locate it. “Here you go.” You hand it to Todomatsu who deftly types something to a number you don’t recognize as you peer over his shoulder. Something about the sneaky grin on his face makes you feel hot, but the text message is fairly normal.

“Let’s hang out! - Todomatsu.”

When he presses send, you hear something vibrate on Todomatsu’s person. “Ah, there it is!” It takes you a moment to understand what just occurred. “T-Totty…! Is this your number?!” You ask almost flabbergasted.

Todomatsu giggles lightly, “Tricked you!”

You nearly faint. This is the first time you’ve gotten a boy’s number. “I’ll be getting off work kind of late tonight after this, so wait for me. Okay?”

“O-okay.” You answer, holding your phone in your trembling hands. “So I’ll see you again, right?” Todomatsu winks at you, and you nearly die. You manage to nod yes before Todomatsu speaks again, “Alright, well I’m working at the moment but we should hook up later. Bye bye, Y/N-chan!”

Todomatsu all but shoo’s you off, your heads empty as you text Eri to let your friends know you’re heading home without them.

When you arrive home, where your thoughts are safe, all you can repeat in your mind is the words: “We should hook up later.”

[ninjakasuga]

Sonsal Celebration Year 2, Day 7

On the seventh day of the Sonsal celebration hosted by @boundforfreedomsonsal we have the prompt of peace. Something I’m sure many of us would have loved to have seen the Freedom Fighters get to enjoy when their respective series came to an end. Sadly the screw-ups of Archie Comics, Ken Penders well being Ken Penders, and a little of Sega’s own mishandling caused us to never truly see Sonic, Sally and Co. have their day of peace canonically. Luckily we fans can fix that.

PEACE: 

“...It brings me great pleasure to formally announce the end of the war started by Julian Kintobar, aka Dr. Robotnik, and perpetuated by his counterpart Dr. Eggman. Any and all allies of the two Empires created by these evil men have also been dealt with, leaving no one seeking to resume their mantle. Not only has this long, and difficult conflict finally over-.” Pausing in her speech, Sally took a lungful of air, but her smile never waned, as she also purposefully dragged out the pause to reign in the audience more. “All the nations of Mobius, be they any species of Mobians, or Humans have signed a hopefully lasting peace accord to not only end any potential future conflict but bring all the peoples’ of Mobius together as they never have before.” Despite prepping herself to keep her emotions in check, Sally found her eyes moisten but she kept a straight face, save for the smile widely forming as she couldn’t hide her joy. “We don’t have to live in fear anymore, and our world is truly free from tyranny. Everyone gathered here or not, thank you for your contributions. Now… LET’S CELEBRATE WE ALL EARNED IT!!”

At Sally’s last words, the crowds gathered before the stage in front of Castle Acorn hollered and cheered. After ten-plus years of living in fear of an evil scientist and his armies; the planet Mobius was free at last. Watching her people be happy made Sally’s heart glow with a warmth she didn’t know she needed. Bowing her head she turns from the podium and walks over to where her friends waited for her; especially a certain Hedgehog with a matching wedding band on his finger just like hers. As she wiped her eyes Sonic took a few steps to meet the distance, instantly his arms were around her for a hug and their lips met for a quick, but sweet and loving kiss.

Once it broke, her dear childhood friend, lover, and husband all rolled-into-one flashed one of his well-known grins. “Way past speech Sal.” “I started to nearly cry at the end.” She giggled, rubbing her eyes some more. “You’d think after all my practice I could have nailed it better.”

A familiar hand rested on Sally’s shoulder, with a soft southern drawl reaching her ears. “Aw heck Sally-girl, so you started to mist a little. Nobody will blame ya’ I mean fer’ Pete’s sake you did just announce the end to a nearly thirteen-year war we’ve been fighting since we were kids.”

Bunnie’s husband, Antoine moving to stand beside his wife, and as always holding her hand, gave a nod with his own smile. “Oui, as my dear beloved put it, no one would be zee upset at you being over the joy with the war’s end.”

Moving over a young two-tailed fox wrapped his arms around Sally’s waist, giving a squeeze before looking up so his gaze could meet Sally’s. A smirk mirroring Sonic’s adorning his face. “I think what we’re getting at Sally is, you did great, so don’t think you messed up the speech for getting misty-eyed.”

With a loud, merry chuckle Rotor merely crossed his arms as he walked closer himself, the old gang gathering once again. “I think I’m going to have to stand by the others in saying you did great Sally. Personally, even after my stint as a council member, I’d have choked up half-way through that.”

Unable to help herself, Sally giggled, enjoying the banter as she looked at her husband and friends with a playful smirk. “What is this, pick on Sally after her speech day?”

As if on cue, Nicole materialized from a nearby emitter, and reached over to pet Sally’s head. “Maaaaybe, we all just love you and wish you still are too hard on yourself. Your speech was lovely, to the point, but also if I may add, the start of the tears I think helped the audience accept this was ‘finally’ over.”

Looking at the faces of her dearest friends, Sally internally acknowledged they were right, and simply held her arms out. “Freedom Fighters… one last group hug? As a team?”

Without a word, the band of friends all formed a group hug with Sally at the center. A multitude of emotions coursing through each of them as their bond as friends and Freedom Fighters held them together and steered the course of their lives as much as the war that forced them to grow up so fast. One by one, not an eye was dry as happy tears began to leak from everyone and their mutual holding of one another tightened but never enough to cut off oxygen.

“D-do you think now that the fighting’s over we won’t see each other much anymore?” Murmured Tails in a soft voice as the thought crossed his mind. It was one that briefly flared when they first thought they won after Robotniks’ defeat. Of course, now things were so different than it was back then. He had his parents whom he was still making up for lost time with. Rotor still had family in the Tundra waiting for him. Sonic, Sally, Bunnie, and Antoine were married and could now start their own lives. Nicole was probably gonna be busy since she now had a bio-nanite living body and could have her own life beyond the administrator of the city and the nanite colony.

Reaching over, Sonic ruffled the head-fur of the fox he deemed his little brother affectionately. “Heck to the no there li’ bro. We all might do our own things for a bit but we ain’t gonna just treat the other like strangers.” Eye twinkling he eased from the group hug to wrap his arms around Tails and give him an affectionate noggie. “Plus don’t forget you’re big brother to Manik and Sonia. That means you’ll see us plenty since Sal and I are also on tap babysitters from time to time like you are.”

This seemed to assure the fox while smiled and wiped his eyes, his expression much cheerier now. “Heh, good point, us big brothers gotta help teach the li’ sibs right?”

“That’s the spirit!”

Giggling, Bunnie smiled at the scene of brotherly love and looked over to Antoine, a crafty, yet loving gaze sent his way. “Now that we know no boogie-man is gonna pop outta th’ ground. I’m all for enacting our plans for extended second-honeymoon Sugah-Twan.”

At the mention of this idea, the coyotes’ eyes twinkled as he held up his wife’s hand and kissed her knuckles. “Oui, oui  my love, I am how do you say..? ‘All-in’ on this idea.”

The rabbit’s own eyes sparkle with love and plans, lots of future plans. “Maybe we could start planning for our own li’ brood?” When her husband’s only response was to blush but nod his head vigorously, Bunnie laughed and leaned in to kiss him. “I love you, ya’ you big sweetie!”

“Going for kids already?” Inquired Rotor with a raised eyebrow, and a smile.

“We’ve been discussing it a lot, and frankly being a Mom is something I wanna be, so why not?” Bunnie giggles, her cheeks flushed as she rubbed her belly longingly. “I got all mah parts flesh again, and we don’t gotta fight, so dreams and rest of our lives here I come!”

“Speaking of extended honeymoon’s…” Sally walks over and hugs Sonic from behind. “That sounds like a wonderful idea.”

Nodding, Sonic rested his hands over hers around his waist. “Yeah, we didn’t exactly get to have one. Just a long weekend to ourselves.” Rubbing his chin, Sonic began to ponder on where they could go. With the planet free now, sans any areas in need of rebuilding the sky was the limit.

Then a thought hit him, with a grin he urges Sally to follow him. The two make their way over to another group of friends who were like they had been, celebrating. “Yo Knux’!”

Hearing his nickname, Knuckles the Echidna looked away from the discussion he was having with Vector and Julie-Su. Spying the Hedgehog and Squirrel-munk coming his way. “What’s up Sonic?”

“Can Sal and I borrow your island for our proper honeymoon?”

“Excuse me?” His spines bristled mostly on reflex to anyone mentioning doing, well anything with his island.

Knowing how easy it was for Sonic to antagonize Knuckles without trying, Sally interjected. “What he means Knuckles, is could we visit Angel Island and just… have our honeymoon there? We’d stay out of the way, we’ve just never, been there without some crisis going on. All the different biomes and vistas just scream to be explored and enjoyed.”

“Plus given it flies over the planet the views off the edge are gorgeous.” Quipped Sonic, who now clapped his hands together and bowed his head humbly. “C’mon Knux it’s the perfect place for newlyweds to get lost and have a good time.”

Covering her mouth, Julie-Su snickered. “Oh, you bet it is.”

Picking up on this, Sally smirked widely. “Oh? Maybe you can give us some tips?”

Running with the topic, Julie kept on still smirking widely if her cheeks were now a bit pinker. “Well, not per se Knuckles and I’s make out spots but I can recommend some. Although one mutual spot I must, ‘must’ recommend is this tiny waterfall that has a small spot where an overhanging rock creates this gap big enough for two people to stand inside without being constantly pelted with water. Hmmm..” Her cheeks brightened and her body fidgeted with the memory. “Nothing like standing under the falls with your man behind you, wailing-.” Putting a hand over his ears, Vector turned away, loudly and in a very grumble-y voice chanted. “La-la-la-la I can’t hear youuuu!”

“Walkers alive Julie!” Knuckles exclaimed his muzzle beat red as he gently grasped his girlfriend by the arm. “I don’t think anyone needs to know those details!”

Both Sally and Sonic snicker, and yet also mentally filed away this idea and would get the exact location from Julie later. Refocusing, Sonic reached over to pat Knuckles on the shoulder. “So joking aside, whaddya say Knux? It’s your call but it’d be a way-past cool favor. You know we won’t disturb anything nor go where we shouldn’t.”

“Please? We’ll owe you and Julie.” Sally added, trying to sweeten the deal with the cute-eyes routine and a pouty lip.

After just staring at the two with his usual impassive expression, Knuckles let out a long sigh but then smiled. “What the heck, sure. Consider it a done favor anyway since you guys helped bail me and the island out a number of times-OW!” At a sudden pinch, he looked at Julie. “What was that for?”

“They were gonna owe us a solid and you dismissed it? Knuckles, honey, my one and only…” She cups his face, and pinches his cheeks. “You always accept being owed a favor back! Think about the possibilities!”

“Ow, ow, ow sorry!”

Laughing, Sonic waved a hand. “Consider the favor still on, and thanks a million!” He insisted, figuring he should offer if to help Knuckles out of his situation with Julie in thanks for letting them stay on Angel Island.

“You won’t even know we’re there! Promise!” Sally quipped, giving both Echidnas a hug. “Thank you so much!”

Rubbing his nose, Sonic couldn’t help but smile as he looked around at his friends and the gathered crowds all celebrating. It took a long time, and probably more sacrifices than he would have liked, but finally, they had peace.

He closed his eyes, saying a silent prayer to the fallen, those he knew and those he didn’t. He wasn’t a religious sort but the departed were owed respect. He hoped they could rest easier now, just as those still alive could now truly live their lives to the fullest.

[cutegirlmayra]

Prompt Idea - What would happen if Amy is a boy instead of a girl in the series?

I’m trying to find all the times I’ve done this -so I don’t repeat myself!- (x) and I know I made a Sonic Boom prompt about Amy turning into a boy and being comforted by Sonic, but I can’t seem to find it? (If you wonderful Cuties do find it, please let me know and send me the link!)

PROMPTS ARE ON SHUTDOWN! Do not send me any prompts, but do look forward to the grand re-opening!

Also, thanks for minding the rules!

Gonna combine this with Valentine’s day, is that okay, Precious Anon?

Prompt:

After successfully fighting off evil and robotnik’s annoying schemes, Amil and Sonic waved goodbye to Tails and Knuckles, deciding to take the scenic route to Amil’s home.

Amil placed his hands behind his head, looking up at the clouds. “Man… It’s gonna be Valentine’s day soon…” He longingly lingered his eyes on a couple as they entered the city, cuddling on a bench.

“You’re still on about that?” Sonic joked, laughing at his sentimentality.

Amil puckered his lips in a pout, glaring a bit at Sonic, “Is it so wrong to want to be loved and love in return?”

“Pfft! It’s just funny you think about it.” Sonic scratched his nose, smirking. “What kind of girl would you be into, anyway?” he nudged him, winking. “I could see you with a strong-willed girl as a contender!”

Amil looked away a bit, turning slightly shy. “Actually… I wouldn’t mind if I found a girl a lot like you, Sonic.”

Sonic flinched a moment, but gave Amil a weird look, “I’m not following that…”

Amil took some courage and huffed out his nose, placing his hands on his hips. “Look, I’ve got a mean swing and a knack for destruction. But deep down, I’d liked to chase after something a little more lasting… Your way of life,” He turned to him, turning sincere. “The confident way you hold yourself,… Do you happen to have a sister by chance?”

Sonic punched him in the face.

“Offph!”

“Quit that. You’re sounding weird.”

Amil rubbed his face and raced back to Sonic’s side, “Hey! Come on! If I was a girl, you’d be head-over-heels for me!” he pointed accusingly. “I would be the cutest, strongest, most confident person there ever was!”

“You already are.” Sonic rolled his eyes, “I think I get what you mean, though. You want someone who would follow your way of life, a companion and partner who wouldn’t mind who you are and what you do.”

“A best friend! Kinda like you, I guess.” Amil blushed slightly and looked away, “Is it wrong to say that?”

Sonic remained silent but stopped a moment to look towards the sun lighting up City Square. “You really consider me someone who would be a good companion?”

Amil stopped too, staring at Sonic, intrigued. “I mean… You wouldn’t really marry though, right? I can’t see you as that type.” Amil joked, rubbing his head. “Shame, I think you could be someone’s shining knight, so to speak.” He then sighed, relaxing a bit. “Sorry for the weird convo. I just was thinking, wouldn’t it be cool to have someone like your best friend? But reversed? Just a thought, I suppose.” He scratched his own nose.

Suddenly, an explosion went off and the two turned to the building.

“Eggman?”

“Can’t be… Come on, let’s check it out!”

The team didn’t really know how to address or talk to girls,… so when the girl in the building reached for Sonic, Amil accidentally took hold of her too.

The building burnt a bit but the fires were quickly put out and no one was injured, Sonic and Amil fist-pumped as the girl came up to them.

“Thank you both so much! You’re my heroes!”

Amil blushed a little, “Ah, it was nothing.” But before he could continue, Sonic shoved him behind him.

“Yeah, it was my treat!” Sonic smirked behind himself, seeming to challenge Amil for the girl.

Sonic was only playing but Amil fought back, and the girl retreated a little creeped out by their antics.

Going back home, Amil admitted it. “Is it weird that I’d rather be with someone I could call my hero than just being said hero?”

“You’re a hopeless romantic, Amil.” Was all Sonic commented with.

“But you stopped me from getting her number! What’s with that? Bro-code, dude! I grabbed her hand first!” Amil raced up in front of him but Sonic grabbed his head into a noggie.

“Who do you think I am? Letting my best friend get tangled up with a girl? No way!” he let Amil go and dashed off, seeing his house wasn’t too far now.

“I can cook!” Amil cried out, “I’m the perfect picture of a future husband!”

“Snoooorree!!!”

“You’re just jealous of my good looks!”

“You look like the underside of Eggman’s toosh!”

“TAKE IT BACK!”

The two bantered until Amil finally got inside his home, where he fell on his couch and seemed regretful of even talking about romance with Sonic.

“He’ll never get it.” He admitted, and pulled out his hammer, looking it over a moment and stroking its sides. “He never gets lonely… never needs anyone by his side… How would he get it? Even Tails and Knuckles… no one thinks about love.”

He then grinned and blushed, pulling his hammer into his chest. “But that would be kinda interesting… finding a girl like Sonic? Or him finding a girl like me? I bet he would bite his tongue then, hahaha!”

Several days later, Metal Sonic attacked and the gang appeared to fight.

Amil was strong, but was quickly thrown off balance, his arms waving around before Metal Sonic kicked him off the cliffside.

“AHHH!!!” Amil cried out, but Sonic dashed down after him.

Grabbing him, the two started falling.

“Dude, what are you doing!?” Amil cried out, trying to push him towards the cliff wall to safety.

Sonic just gritted his teeth, pulling Amil to his side and taking the blunt of the hit as they crashed into the water below.

Sonic was knocked out, but Amil was able to blink his eyes open and gasp at seeing Sonic sink and get moved downstream.

‘No! Why would he do that!? He can’t swim!’ Amil quickly summoned the rest of his strength to swim with the tide, getting to Sonic quickly and fought it the rest of the way to get to the shoreline.

Gasping for air, he dragged Sonic up to the rocky base of the cliff and pumped on his chest. “Come on, dude, come on! Sonic!”

Sonic spat out water and slowly got up, hacking before lightly whacking a worried Amil away. “I’m fine, I’m fine…”

“That was crazy!” Amil, pumped with adrenaline, bundled his fist. “You could have killed yourself trying to save me…”

“I… couldn’t let a friend down… now, could I?” Sonic smiled, that usual comforting grin to let his friend know it was all going to be okay.

Amil narrowed his glare, “That’s not good enough. If you had died because of me… I-… Sonic, you can’t just jump off cliffs for people!” he closed his eyes, pushing away his admiration for Sonic.

“You can if you care about them.” Sonic got up, a little wobbly as Amil’s eyes shook at his words.

He hadn’t heard something so kind all his life.

He gazed up at Sonic, almost fixed on in the moment he had created.

“What… did you say?”

Sonic just shook the water off of him, and as droplets coursed down still, he gave Amil a thumbs up, outlined by the sun on the tip of the cliff above him. “Let’s get back up there, into the thick of it.”

He offered him his hand.

Amil felt helpless again. It was something he had always struggled with.

No matter how powerful he was, his heart was always weak to things like this.

He shook his head, “No. I’ll only weigh you down.”

“But you won’t slow me down, and that’s all I care about.” Sonic took his unwilling hand and pulled his friend up, surprising Amil. “You’re not as delicate as you make yourself out to be. The thoughts and feelings you have? That’s you, Amil. So stop wasting time thinking you need someone when you can be that for yourself. I’ll be here until that day comes.”

‘Then I never want it to come.’ Amil silently resounded that thought throughout his being. “I… I want to always be with you… Sonic.” he looked down, “I don’t… want to be someone who doesn’t need you anymore.”

Sonic paused a moment, watching him closely.

“If I can just…” Amil began, his hand that Sonic was holding by the wrist twitched a moment… as though wanting to reach but bundled itself into a fist first. “If I can be strong enough to stand by your side… then nothing could phase me ever again!”

“…Amil…” Sonic watched his friend’s inner torment but said nothing.

He just waited and listened, like a true friend.

“Let me… be your hero then, Amil.”

Amil now had slight tears forming on the sides of his eyes, looking hopelessly to Sonic.

Sonic smiled kindly, more tender than Amil had ever seen from him.

“If you need me to be, I’ll be it.” He then winked and brought Amil up to piggie-back ride as he raced up the cliffside to return to the fight.

“…Sonic…” Amil closed his eyes and held on.

‘If I can’t be a hero in this life… then at least let me be selfish and aspire to be your ultimate friend.’

Amil has never left Sonic’s side sense, always believing in him, and never thought about love much sense.

(…Did I… just write a buddy fic?)

PART 2: (x)

[gravity-lifts]

Prime numbers for the ask game? ALSO!! WONDER PETS!!!!

!!!!! WONDER PETS!!! also there are A LOT of prime numbers, so I’m gonna add a read more to this, sorry about such a long answer Cress! I counted and there are 43, here they all are

2. (Do I have any nicknames?) yep!! I have a few on here (I’d list but it’d make this already going to be super long post even longer) and my family calls me Fi

3. (Zodiac sign?) Pieces!

5. (Book/series I reread?) What If It’s Us by Becky Albertalli and Adam Silvera!

7. (Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write?) Leigh Bardugo, all of her stuff is so so good

11. (Favourite song?) Depends on the day, but today it’s Take Me or Leave Me from Rent

13. (Favourite word?) Vindictive (I think I just like v sounds tbh, but like, try saying that, its so fun!!) (alternatively noggy, but that’s not really a word yet)

17. (Pirates or ninjas?) Pirates, but I don’t have any reasoning, sorry!!

19. (Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song?) this also changes a lot, it’s been You Happened from The Prom for a minute now though

23. (A bad quality of mine?) I’m pretty self deprecating, which is definitely something I need to work on

29. (My best friend?) One of my irls x

31. (Hair colour?) Brown!!

37. (Favourite TV shows as a child?) Another one was the wiggles!!

41. (Do I have any strange phobias?) I don’t think so? idk

43. (Favourite hobbies?) One I don’t think I mentioned was Knitting

47. (Favourite animal?) My cat Squeak (or like, hamsters to get less specific)

53. (What makes me smile?) Talking to you all <3

59. (Afraid of heights?) Nope!!

61. (What was the last concert I went to see?) Shawn Mendes

67. (Scared of the dark?) 100%. Terrified of the dark. worst thing, I hate it.

71. (Something I wish I could do?) Go back in time, or teleport, I think

73. (Have I ever skipped school?) No, I am a, as some may say, goody two shoes because I don’t like getting bad grades or having adults mad at me (don’t like as in it causes me much anxiety)

79. (Sunsets or sunrise?) Sunrise!!! (I don’t like waking up for it tho)

83. (Have I ever had braces?) I have braces right now, actually!! they should be coming off soon

89. (Kindle or real book?) Real books because I can fidget with the pages

97. (Can I bake?) Yep!! I can bake many many things

101. (Who do I get on with better, girls or boys?) I really don’t know, but irl most of my friends are afab, sooooooo

103. (Sexual orientation?) NBLW/Lesbian!!

107. (Guilty pleasure?) I am guilty about all of my pleasures. Home reno tv maybe?

109. (A photo of myself.) I’m not super keen on putting a picture of my face on this bit of the internet, sorry!

113. (Favourite accents?) I have no idea

127. (Am I a bad loser?) Fiercely competitive? yes. Sore loser? definitely not 

131. (Am I a good liar?) honestly, it’s a possibility. I don’t lie much at all though

137. (Have I ever hopelessly failed a test?) Nope!! I haven’t ever failed a test (I think my worst grade on a test was a 75 on a quiz in fourth grade and I had a panic attack soooooooo)

139. (If I found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would I do?) I would try to find the owner

149. (Do I have any tattoos?) not yet!

151. (Do I believe in Karma?) No

157. (What makes me nostalgic?) books that I liked reading as a kid!

163. (What do I love most about myself?) That I try my best to be kind

167. (Have I ever been on radio?) Yep!!

173. (Have I learnt from my mistakes?) I hope that I have!

179. (If I were immortal, what would I do?) Honestly? probably panic

181. (If I could get away with a crime, what would I choose to do?) My aspirations do not involve crime, probably breaking and entering (like, old abandoned places. I just think it’d be neat /gen)

191. (What makes me the happiest?) Spending time with my best friend (they don’t sap my social battery, it’s great)

193. (What motivates me?) The thought of getting to be somewhere other than where I am now

197. (Something I hated as a child that I like now?) ...mushrooms? idk

199. (Live in the city or suburbs?) In the city!! I like the light <3

211. (How do I handle anger?) I put it into my box of bad emotions and I close the box again (I used to cry though)