#this is a fucking cutie patootie tf

[mirconreadzztuff22]

This is the woman people are calling a demon btw

[hercarisntyours]

transformers go go is reviving me after transformers one tore my heart to shreds, taped it back together, put it in a kiln and threw it off a cliff where those pieces then get destroyed by corrosion and smashed into by a blind shark, WHY ARE THESE SO SOUL SUCKINGLY CUTE

[i-cant-sing]

Baldwin's so damn sweet i keep forgetting that he's supposed to be a yandere lol

Can't wait to see what salauddin is like as a yandere though

Thank u, buff hellokitty

he is such a cutie patootie because you know that niqaab where he embroidered a flower on the sleeve for reader? Guess what else he embroidered in? His name on the inside of the left breast because this way he's closest to your heart.

Honestly Baldwin is such a green flag, i mean this man wakes up and as soon as he's seen you, he gives gold every day to be distributed as charity because he doesnt want you to fall victim to any evil eye (yknow, when people look at you in envy) because in his eyes, youre just too damn perfect.

Did I mention that he needs to have at least 1, if not ALL meals of the day with you? And to melt your heart a little more, Baldwin ensures that you take the first and the last bite of his meal (ofc from his hands. He likes to feed you)

As for Salauddin, well he hosts you two a lot at his place and he pretends to be so disgusted at the way Baldwin looks at u with goo goo eyes, but boy is the Kurdish man JEALOUS because ayo why tf is Baldwin looking so fucking content whenever he's with you? Why does Baldwin's smile and eyes remind him of cool breeze in summer when he looks at you? You cannot possible be that beautiful. But how would Salauddin know for sure because you want to always wear a niqaab and hide your face because "Islam and respecting his traditions" but he knows for a fact that you dont adhere to veiling yourself when you return to jerusalem. His spies told him, and on his inquiry they did tell him that youre not that pretty.

Maybe its the way you talk. You do have the gift of gab and you do tell the most interesting stories. And he does enjoy listening to your religious views too. Youre not- not as conservative as someone would be when they possess such a vast amount of Islamic knowledge- almost as much as his scholars and sufis. No, youre quite... modern, open minded. You really do believe in their being "two sides of the coin". And youre quiet the chess player too and from his last game, it was clear that you werent playing the game... you were playing him.

He doesnt know how, but he for some reason Salauddin knows that you will hurt Baldwin very deeply one day. And it scares him a bit because he doesnt know how the young king will react. He's seen Baldwin on the battlefield, he's seen the way he treats traitors, you do not want to get on his bad side.

Meanwhile Baldwin is just trying to convince Salauddin to be Imam (basically a muslim pastor?) to officiate their nikkah and Salauddin is just telling him shut up.

[weird-bookworm]

LET'S SPREAD SOME LOVE!!!!!

talk about your favourite mutuals and why you like them

😄

oh god this is gonna be one hell of an answer

@fairyhaos because shes the sweetest comfiest most adorably chaotic lil ball of energy + she gives the best advice like hello??? what are you??? oh god my heart goes a little off track everytime we talk i just love you so much

@wheeboo okay shes part 2 of the they-make-me-feel-the-safest trio along w yena and axe like please i stumbled across the sweetest sassiest boo stan ever ALSO UR GORGEOUS???

@blue-jisungs axeaxeaxeaxeaxe so chaotically lovely and so boomer and so fun and yoid think shes savage but no shes just soft and as harmful as a pinecone (why do u remind me of tht one joon meme of him just. sitting there. peeling potatoes. in tiny.)

@slytherinshua we kinda talked less for a while bc life happened and then caught up (kinda lol) and im so glad to see shes still as crazy and lovable as ever (im waiting for tht ppt) like talk abt impressive. impressive is her whole personality. sometimes in, uh, less than conventional ways...hehe

@eternalgyu HANNIE WHERE TF R U I MISS UUUUUUUU 😭😭😭😭🫶🏻 like yk what i imagine when i think of hannie? causing mischief. LIKE IDEK WHY OKAY i just feel like we'd be running around giggling like idiots js pulling random pranks on people and js the thought makes me smile

@yllouhannie ylli is like love. ylli is gentle and kind and sweet. shes understanding and passionate and really quite cute. oh my love you make me wanna jump off a cliff because how can someone like you exist 😭 (no srsly what is this witchcraft ilysm mwah)

@woozvc nora is like home. which is saying a lot lmao i sound dramatic but like yk when u just talk to someone and it feels just right even tho ur not rly doing much? shes older but she lets go and i can just feel how absolutely beautiful this person is *melts off a cliff*

@welcometomyoasis shu oh shu i have no words so pardon if this is a little small but. ik i say this a lot but i rly do mean it. i love you. so much. yr msgs and reblogs and asks always make a smile and they make me giddy and suddenly nothing is wrong with the world 🥺

@haecien bro is my ultimate gay bestie like what else do you need in life other than cien. what. nothing is the answer. life is complete when u hv cien and his shenanigans lolol like i dare you try to Not like him. i m p o s s i b l e.

@glosskirt AYYYYY MY ARMY SOULMATE we connected over min yoongi. we still rant over min yoongi. we shall die talking about min yoongi. like there is nothing better than having someone to fangirl with over my favs gloss you filled a hole in my life <3

@mesanthropi weiwei!!!! my little bundle of sugar spice and everything nice!! (+ chaos and a passion about the randomest shit ever how do u live why am i not this exciting) how is it always fun to talk to you and why do ur msgs excite me so much

@aaniag chaos. thats it. chaos. this woman brought with her about half a dozen more desi moots for me like how do i hug you how do i appreciate you enough i ugghhhh 😩

@thepoopdokyeomtouched im still waiting for my flirting yk? lol on a serious note, u and ur crazy streak r probably the most entertaining thing on here, and i fucking love it. i love ur chaos and the fact tht u choose to share it w me, thank you 🫶🏻

@arafilez bro rly dropped outta thin air like a fucking ghost and made my life abt a 100x more exciting where were you my entire life ara. where. why didnt the atz rants and the writing and the random asks show up sooner. why.

@nonononranghaee HAFS MY LIL CUTIE PATOOTIE WHY DO I ALWAYS WANNA SQUISH U NOMNOM U CRUSH U KSKSJEHEH u give me so much cuteness aggression oh my god...

@kkooongie sarah sarah sarah sarah sarah i live for ur writing and im always looking forward to our little chats abt books and random stuff (...when r u updating btw 😅)

@maeleelee @mxnsxngie @imagine-a-life-like-this i don't tell you guys enough how much i love and appreciate each one of you. i dont tell u enough how grateful i am whenever i think abt u bc god ik how hard it is to take in a random person in ur circle, to adjust w a kid, to make said kid feel safe and included and loved. so thank you. for all that you do for me and for loving lil ol' me <3

@cadenonlinelive where u at damn i hvnt seen u in ages

@rubywonu @idubiluv GUYS STOP HIBERNATING ITS NOT WINTER ANYMORE I MISS U

[bitchimasnake-sss]

tumblr au. ft aot characters!

girlypop im obsessed with making these and theres nothing you can do to stop me. basically, what if aot characters had tumblr? [set in between the time skip period, pre-rumbling]

🐥freedomyeager

oh your friends gave you chocolates? mine gave me ptsd and trauma

🔁🐴jeaniejean Follow

bro you literally lost one uno match why tf are you so fucking emo?

🔁⚔️micasasucasa

eren, stop staring at the ocean and get your ass back in here or so god help me.

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📘arminarlet Follow

You know what's weird? That typically, I am a "cutie-patootie" but then I do a little, mild, psychological torture to my enemies. And suddenly, I am a threat to the nation. Y'all switch up so quick.

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👨‍🦲baldspringer Follow

when you enter a dick-riding competition but your opponent is @flochyou

🔁🚩flochyou Follow

you're just mad daddy doesn't like you 😒

🔁🐥freedomyeager

dude how many times do i gotta tell you to stop doing that in public?

🔁🍖sashahaha Follow

hes allowed to do that in private???

#yeagerists exposed

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⚔️micasasucasa Follow

is it normal to have re-occurring dreams about your dead parents or friends?

🔁🩳leviackermanofficial

yes.

🔁👱🏻‍♂️braunreiner Follow

yeah

🔁📘arminarlet Follow

I've asked Commander Zoe if the Scouts can afford to send you all to therapy but she said "fuck no, i dont even have money to eat shit." So, looks like you're all stuck like this. Sorry guys.

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🐴jeaniejean Follow

they call me a horse cause all the girls wanna ride me yeehaw🤠

🔁👨‍🦲baldspringer Follow

dude, blocked.

🔁🍖sashahaha Follow

blocked.

🔁👱🏻‍♂️braunreiner Follow

blocked.

🔁⚔️micasasucasa

blocked.

🔁👑 ymirsgf

and reported.

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😴leonhart Follow

i swear to god if @baldspringer played "annie, are you okay?" in frong of my crystal one more time, i will break this crystal and come punch him square in his egg-shaped head.

🔁👨‍🦲baldspringer Follow

i was literally trying to keep you entertained. but anyways annie, are you okay?

🔁🍖sashahaha Follow

are you okay, annie?

🔁👓officialtitanlover

@leonhart HOW ARE YOU TYPING IN THE CRYSTAL?

👓officialtitanlover

My son is officially entering his emo phase. Today, he said "ruskin ready to rumble" while staring at the sea. It's literally so funny 😂😂

🔁🐥freedomyeager

ITS LITERALLY NOT A PHASE, I WILL KILL EVERYONE

🔁🩳leviackermanofficial

Have you lost your mind? Do i need to kick you in the face again?

🔁🐥freedomyeager

... no 😞

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a/n: jean is a loserboy and i love him. only i am allowed to slander him.

[sadsstoptalkingfr]

Spencer Reid/ criminal minds rant

Tell me I'm not the only one who high key doesn't care for the rest of the team based of the way they treated Spencer... (Minus Garcia) it's like yeah they are fun to watch fuck around sometimes but I UGH

Like hahah lets all point and laugh at the autistic kid?? Like what was wrong with them? Pull yourself together tf??😭 Is this a safe space??? They should've kept Elle in she actually cared about him as a person and didn't only talk to him when it benefited her. (plus they were cute together) like she had limits (unlike the rest of the team...)

And then jj's dumbass wanted to be like "I always loved you" ??? Act like it??? Also don't you have a husband 🧍🏽 we don't play that shit round here...

This is why I read so much Spencer x reader like most viewers understand that he's autistic and that he's been through a lot and should be treated kindly.. like I'm not babying him but he's a sweet boy and the team kinda just pretending nothing happened to him after all he's been through is fucked up🧍🏽

PRODUCERS ALWAYS WANNA BE MEAN TO THE CUTIE PATOOTIES MAN

Poor guy just needs someone to unmask around 😞

[spaceagebachelormann]

Platonic hcs for Adam Frankenstein and a gender neutral reader that befriends him? hope you’re having a great day btw!

platonic adam frankenstein hcs !

✧ warnings: some swearing

✧ additional info: oh my god i got so excited when i saw this request by all means pls send more for my classic monsters m.list and/or phantom of the opera (if you’ve seen it ofc) this made me so happy ur an angel. also can be read as either the book or movie versions <3

✧ m.list — nav.

so like

he’d probably be intimidated when u first come across him

like he doesn’t trust you but he isn’t going to hurt you because he doesn’t have a reason

you probably need to show him ur not gonna do anything before he stops trying to get away from u

and when that happens he’ll still be a bit suspicious

just start by introducing urself and explaining ur intentions and he’ll calm down

he finally introduces himself to u as gently as he can cause he doesn’t wanna like. scare u away ofc

once he gets comfortable he’s such a good friend

one of the first things he does is ask u abt ur life cause he feels like it’s important to know what ur friends lives are like (he’s right go check up on ur friends rn if ur reading this 😒)

he knows he can’t like stay with u (probably) and u can’t stay with him so he gets kinda sad when u leave

goodbye hugs absolutely happen!!

and he’s super gentle cause he’s really strong and could easily crush u

also def gives head pats

erm anyway

typa guy to walk into ur house like he lives there (if u live alone)

but if he doesn’t i feel like you would be going to wherever tf he is more than him coming to u

and he gets so happy if u just show up unexpectedly

like that shit makes him more happy than showing up on scheduled time

and if ur ever late cause u had a problem for someone else oh my god

a) u came to the right person because he’s very sweet and understanding and will listen to u and give input if u ask

b) he’ll stomp that mf like a bug if u want him too

c) his hugs are fucking amazing

he’s so good at comforting <3

other than that he’d probably know how to cook from living alone so he’d like making u food

even if u don’t ask he has something ready for u

and you WILL eat it or i’m gonna come after u 😒

would also randomly bring u gifts as a thank you for befriending him because now he isn’t as lonely and has someone to talk to! <3

the thought of him like getting all happy when u come through the door to see him is making me so happy and sad at the same time he’s such a cutie patootie

this one might take some time. but once he’s rlly rlly comfortable he’ll prob tell u abt what happened with victor

was mainly afraid of telling u cause he wasn’t sure how u would react

has so much more respect for u when u aren’t rude to him abt it <3

if u have any random drama bro is invested

“SHE DID WHAT” core

will think ur in the right literally no matter what

u could’ve done some shit scandalous and he’s defending u

u could probably help him come outside more cause he’d always be inside

just say to him “hey we should go for a walk!!” and with a bit of convincing ur suddenly outside in the woods on a walk

THE ANIMALS LOVE HIM SO MUCH

like it’s so cute he’s sitting on the ground trying to pay attention to 15 animals at once

even if he’s deformed they know hes rlly sweet and wouldn’t do anything to them

also he’d fucking love picnics

like just sitting there and listening to u talk abt whatever

he loves it <3

[nateezfics]

how would you describe the members each now that u seen them on stage?

the concert back on the 31st was my third ateez concert; so i definitely think i can confidently speak on what seeing them live is like😌 and before i speak on them individually, let me just throw out the fact that all eight of them are positively, absolutely, mind-blowingly beautiful in real life. like it’s actually insane how pretty they are!

hongjoong: he is simultaneously a cutie patootie and a demon on stage. in some moments he runs around the stage all bouncy and cute, the other moments he’s absolutely intimidating with how powerful his presence is. he’s very good at finding the cameras, so when looking at the big screen it looks like he’s staring right into your soul lol. also…..matz hongjoong. enough said.

seonghwa: he’s mesmerizing. seeing him in real life doesn’t feel like you’re actually seeing him because he’s so perfect; i don’t even know how to explain it. seonghwa just always looks so perfect no matter what he’s doing on stage. and for this latest tour, he really embodied a character so much and it was astonishing to see him evolve that character! will never get over seeing halazia seonghwa live !!

yunho: handsome golden retriever puppy that also totally bias wrecks tf outta me! he’s so adorable and handsome and silly but damn, watching him perform django really messed me up so bad. he’s so fun to watch perform because his dancing ability is out of this world! a main dancer indeed! also i think we should include him in the demon line, because the way he acts some times on stage is uh…….

yeosang: flawless! ethereal! a fairy! but also he’s so sensual when he wants to be. he actually bias wrecked me quite a lot during the concerts i went to, and i’m telling you this man is so pretty i literally cannot even explain it. super fucking good performer.

san: san is just a whole different breed when it comes to live performance and aura. this man gets so enveloped in the performance, he was truly meant to be on stage. he’s such a sweetie tho, i always love his ments so much! oh, and uh…..constantly thinking about his zoomed in crotch grab during it’s you…….

mingi: energy level x 1000000!!!! he’s insane. so pumped up the whole time. and he knows he fine as hell, you can definitely tell when he’s feeling himself on stage lol. the crowd always eats him up, and he loves it. probably one of the most excitable members during the shows, like he was just always on 100 the whole time!

wooyoung: cheeky little mf. the faces this man makes while on stage…bruh. all the little flirty looks and winks and smirks…he knows what he’s doing. blown away by his dancing skills and live vocals. he just kills it every time, and he brings such an amazing energy to the concert!

jongho: i know he’s known for his vocals but we need to give this man his flowers for his performance! he’s so good, such a good dancer. he kills the choreo while also singing like a good. and a core memory from this last concert is after he sang his song everything, the crowd was wild, chanting his name over and over. like the crowd was absolutely in awe over him and his incredibly vocals. we were all blown away!

[808trunkgoingcrazy]

ek aur essay fuck fine let's go

you're a five year old little cutie patootie baby pookie bear who is smart occasionally and funny occasionally and also needs to STAND UP when it comes to certain guys jeong jaehyun is hot asf but he's unfortunately just a man babe and also STOP SHIPPING ME WITH EVERY GUY I MENTION

UNPROMPTED ESSAY?? YE KYU??

tf you mean smart occasionally I am literally picaoso bruh . FUNNY OCCQSI0ANLLY??? OCCASIOABALLY?????? BOTCHD IM FUNNSY AE DUKXK

also you're talking about my husband pls be respectful this is really harmful to me and him

its funnt.

[iilmunchkiin]

STRAWPAGE DOODLES!! + asks

Oh hello Ceroba! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) (Sorry for replying to this late HAJKAHDHSDDASHDK)

WHOAA!! He looks so pointy I love it!

GAHH!! Thank you for the warning that was so scary (＃°Д°)!! I don't really draw Chujin do I? I can probably make him a good design or two..

Awww cutie! Hello!! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) You look familiar...

kys maki i hate you (Jk thanks man 'ppreciate it (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) you should fucking kys tho) /lh

MANAGER I SWEAR TO GOD DONT SPOIL THE FUCKING DECAY AU IM GOING TO CLOG YOUR FUCKING TOILET

ME ACTUALLY I can never see corn the same ever again all I think about is barney's vampire sona and a nerdy starfish.

dude what i'd love to have someone like u in whiteboard wtf

OHHH THATS A GOOD IDEA, I could make a throwaway account...

You're right about it being inaccurate why tf are his ears part of his skull huh also hi Bernard :3

WAAHHAHHAHASDASDJKADJSAD????? ALRIGHT THEN. I envy how much time you have to draw, oh my goddddddd.....

She said :P

Omg.... it's sans rattertale...

Hi normal about rats, nice to meet you I'm LM! *My eyes sparkle and I offer you my hand for a handshake ( •̀ .̫ •́ )✧*

DALV SPOTTED OMG DALV LSAKSD DLAV LDALV DALV DALVVVVVV HE HEHEHEHJASDJASDASDJASKJKAD HELLO HELLOOOO HELLOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POOKIE WOOKIE CUTIE PATOOTIE BEARRRR :3

...holy shit. new headcanon. NEW HEADCANON. N E W H E A D C A N O N .

THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE ATTACKED FIRST OMG I WANNA DO A CHARACTER ANALYSIS ON DALV NOW OMGOGMGMGOGMOMGOMGOGGM GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Thank you! You too!! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) ____________________________

Sorry if my responses sound tired, I am, just finished adding to my Starlo character analysis thingg,eefv,,,,,,,, mmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,

[imlosingmywilltolive6666666]

GUESS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT STUFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

SO OMGGGG MY FATHER SAID THAT FOR SUMMER HE MIGHT GET ME A CATT AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH (i will keep the cat ofc) me and my friend will look so cutie patooty at halloween and I LOVE HALLOWEEN if you couldent see i love halloween.

i sent my friend a thing were it was here are my four personalitys and OMG IT WAS SO MEE IT WAS A PROBLUM AND MY FRIEND EVEN MADE A THING ABOUT ME AND MY OTHER FRIEND AND THEY FUCKING SAID "you stole all of your humer from benoftheweek" AND I WAS SO OFENDED THEY CANT JUST CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT!!!!!

we have to do this thing in my class about the presidentionl dinait and im making fun of trumpypoo one of the quoitions was what do you think would happen if kamala won and i said "por trumpypoo would have a meltdown and a tempertantrum he is such a big baby like any one that is like trump is so cool is in a cult🤭💅❤️

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THW NEXT SEASON OF GOOD OMEANS IS COMING OUT IN NEXT YEAR!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THATS NOT FAIR!!!!but the longer it takes i think the better it is.|I CANT WITH NETFLIX RIGHT NOW AND I WANT THE NEXT SEASON OF DBDA TO COME OUT LIKE😭😭😭😭😭😭LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT NEEDS 2M VIES TO HAVE A SECOND SEASON LIKE TF LIKE MY POOKIES I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHHH LIKE EDWIN AND CHARELS I LOVE THEM NIKO AND CRISTAL TOOOO!!!!!!!!!

i have this necklis its like one of the ones that open and you can put photos in and im putting photos of my three cats on one side and the other is for the cat that i might get for summer of gread nine i have been telling all of my friends about it✨✨🐈🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛I LOVEEE SHATSSS😭😭😭🐈🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐈✨✨😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

guys im so srtaight so hetiro like you could never think that i was queer just dont look at my account i was playing mr. hopps play house AND IM STUCK AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you for lisaing to my ted talk and goodnight or morrning BYE BYE FINGERS

(im calling you guys fingers now)

Preppy thing my class fucking sucks there are some people in it that are nice but there is not that many 7 people and that’s it every one else just fucking MOENS IN CLASS AND ITS SO ANOYING LIKE CAN YOU STFU NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR THAT AND A GROUP OF FRIENDS IN MY CLASS STARDED LAUGHTING AT OUR MATH TEACHER WHEN HE WAS YELLING AT THEM FOR BEING LOUD LIKE THEY WERE WISALING AND TALKING HE WAS TRYING TO EXPLAN SOMETHING TO ME BC IM STUPID AND HE TOULD THE CLASS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP (he didn’t say that he said ‘please be quoiot in French) AND THEN THEY JUST STARTED LAUGHING AND I FELLT SO BAD FOR HIM!........(the guys in my class are still moening and I want to kill my self I HATE my class!   My friend made me a hello kitty breslet and I LOVE hello kitty I want the pink hello kitty pants so bad like me and tow of my friends are going to school one day and one of us are going to wear hello kitty pants and hello kitty crocks and a pink shirt and a hello kitty back pack and one of us are going to do the same thing with lighting maqueen and something else THESE LITTLE FUCKS IN MY CLASS ARE SO LOUD LIKE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY ONE DUDE SLAPED HIS FRIENDS THIGH AND IT WAS SO LOUD AND IT SOUNDED LIKE A GUN SHOT AND WHAT MAKES IT WORES THEY ACT SO GAY LIKE I JUST SAW THEM KISSING LIKE TF AND HE JUST SAID I HAVE BEEN TUCHED BY TO MANY 6TH GRADERS 😭😭😭😭😭😭…..

im going to add more my littel fingers

[chrissdollie]

little rant💞💞

I HAVE BEEN TRAUMATIZEDDDDDDDDDDD AND I ONLY HAVE MYSELF TO BLAME😭😭

SPOLIER IF YOU WANNA WATCH IT( I dont recommend it’s depressing af😭)

so there was this edit of a couple from this from this show called skins so i went to the comments and saw one that said “he didnt deserve to die like that etc” so i was like oh my stay happened let me see how died?!??!!! LIKE WHO TF TOLD ME TO DO THAT?!??!!so then me went on yt and saw the first one that i saw,LET ME TELL YOU THAT THE WAY HE WAS KILL WAS FUCKING SAD AND CREEPY LIKE MF WAS TRYING TO HELP HIS GF SINCE SHE DIDNT WANT THE CARZY DELUSIONAL THERAPIST WHO IS CARZY ABT HIS GF WHO IS A MINOR?!??!!!! THAT CARZY MF BROUGHT THE POOR KID TO HIS BASEMENT AND LOCKED THE DOOR. IT GET WORSE THEY DONT SHOW HIM KILLING HIM BUT THEY SHOW THE BASEMENT DOOR AND YOU CAN HEAR HIS CRYS /PAIN TILL YOU HIS (ifyky😔😔) ON IT AND WHAT IS MORE SAD IS THAT NO ONE FINDS OUT HE WAS KILLED OR DEAD. HIS GF THOUGHT HE LEFT HER WHILE HES FRIENDS WHERE PARTY?! REMINDER HE WAS THE MIND CHARACTER/THE MIND CHARACTER LOVE INTEREST AND WAS MAKE ME MORE MAD IS THAT THE SHOW KEEPS GETTING WORSE LIKE NO HAPPY ENDING FOR ANYONE. i just one more this to say FUCKKKK the writers on that show they have ruined my day and my week😭😭.

(sorry baes that you have to see this but i needed to get off my mind btw ilysm and i love ur content/stories you have always made my day when you post and i can’t wait to see more of it and the twlight story💞💞💞.)

omgg 😿 i’ve never watched skins + i’ve never heard of it but damnnn! why did u listen 😭😭 i spoil stuff in shows on purpose tho so i can’t talk ig hehe

also ilysm for always coming into my inbox ur so cutie patootie

[kait16xo]

Dance Moms: A New Era: Thoughts (Episode 6)

Idk if this is needed but if the story about Baby Jessica bothers you then I’d say TW for that. Otherwise, spoilers under the cut! :)

* We’re barely into this ep and there’s already crying lol

* Why is Glo talking into a mirror lmao

* I agree Bellatrix’s pirouette was so good

* Seriously? Gina’s photo was UNDER Audrey’s? That’s nasty even for Dance Moms standards

* Smiley got her solo praise jesus

* Leilah’s solo is about to be so good

* “Is your mom coming?” “Yeah she’s parking the car :)!” “Cool! (Not cool)”

* Gina should’ve been in the team to begin with at this point tbh. Idk who she should’ve beat into the team but seriously the kid is leaps and bounds above them

* “Who’s your daughter? 🤨 “ ooh sick burn or smth

* If you were gonna have so many dances with turns why tf would Smiley even be on this team? Like no offense to her but cmon

* Ok corrine slay with rhythm nation

* “Leilah can beat smily”- min mina basically: nuh uh

* Letting your child breathe before you talk to her is very smart. Good momma

* Glo basically: “so for this concept I’m gonna be smiley’s biggest opp” 🤭

* Smiley’s shorts are cute

* Despite cutting girls out, Glo is very nice about it

* Ok so now Smiley’s mom’s gonna bitch about her daughter being IN the group because she has a solo…k

* PRIDE FLAGS? LMAO IM OBSESSED

* God these kids are lowkey asses to their moms. But like I get it

* “Stop being dainty and just throw the water on her domenica?” “Me?” “YES!” *practically beats poor smiley with water*

* The girls spraying the hell out of smiley 😭 lol poor kid

* Mina still has her teddy that’s my girl

* Aww one of the girls is recording Smiley’s solo how cute

* Her turns need work but Smiley is a good dancer :)

* ON LOCK WE’RE SO GODDAMN BACK

* Leilah is such a cutie patootie

* I never even realized she stumbled getting our of her Janet costume

* Girl I screamed when she hit that leg hold turn too

* Oh my god how many songs does this solo have lmao

* THE SINGLE LADIES CHOREO OMFGGGGG

* asia would’ve ate this up on the show

* “The dance was so bad” girl no that was fucking insanity. Poor comp kids

* I love the group eyeshadow

* Ashlan’s fake happy face is sending me

* The backs of these costumes are so pretty

* “She needs a brain break” she’s needed one since episode one but you’re not ready for that conversation

* God Glo is way nicer than Abby because this brain break would get her cut.

* Lifetime stop slowing down the dance challenge (impossible)

* My app crashed right as Ashlan got kicked I’m cackling way too hard rn

* The group was going so seamlessly too 😐 and of course the spacing get messed up right at the end

* I’m literally the cut to Leilah dancing in the wings lmao

* All the confetti and strings were so cool I love it

* “Oh no”- the camerawoman, 2024

* Jing….that wasn’t Ashlan’s fault. It wasn’t Gina’s either?? bellatrix (was she in green?) was moving the circle way too close to Gina

* 9th…that’s rough

* “7th is bad for studio bleu is bad but 7th place for smiley is a huge achievement” stfu with that backhanded ass comment

* 2nd with that big of a fumble wasn’t bad 😔

* “Sorry about the noise we are learning here” should

* Can Leslie and Domenica just stop…

* GIRL THAT WASN’T GINAS SPACIAL AWARENESS ISSUE

* I swear Bellatrix was the one who pulled her I’m 💀 idek anymore

* “I was dizzy and seeing stars” me everyday of my life queen

* My god Ashlan should not have been on this show she’s having a whole panic attack

[borathae]

Have a question for you Sibi. Which fic would you choose to live in? You have given 3 months to live there and why (fic you chose)? If you choose more than one fic, you can.

Okay damn that's such a hard question 🥴🥴 I mean :--) obviously I'd be the OC in all of those stories HAHAH I only wanna live in my stories if I get to date the boys HAHAHAH 💀

I think my top four would be:

Sanguis Universe (I mean I gotta bone my bias line and they're all into me, also vampires and magic ngngn sign me tf up)

Cocktail Trilogy (tct!kookie is my hubby, my love, my one and only. to be his wifey is a dream)

aaol (rich CEO husband!kookie who is the cutest sub and who has a mommy kink and who loves kinky sex? omfg sign me TF up)

Only Yesterday (honestly I'd wanna live in this story even if I don't get Yoongi, the setting and countryside life is ultimate comfort and my dream life, also oy!yoongi is the cutest booboo)

As far as ultimate universe I really can't choose. On one hand I fucking love the thought to live in a world where vampires & magic are real (and frekain cutie patootie yoongus is my boo). But then I love the simplicity and comfort of the other universes. They are like our world but better and more peaceful. So I really can't choose between magic or better life yk?

[lara-transilvania]

The babygirlification of pos famous men needed to stop like years ago cuz why tf did I just read "mike tyson is such a cutie patootie"?

mike fucking tyson?!

[exporius]

Drunk

A dca au i personally use as a coping mechanism for my alcoholism ✨️✨️

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Solar is such a cutie patootie i love drawin them cry 🥰

He needs therapy- because how tf you walk into a bar and immediately desire the fucking robots????