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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 month ago

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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

#HALLOWEEN #halloween the movie #michael myers #do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters #i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes #there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk #yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else #mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance #solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill #like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it #also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted #you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her #it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man #no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 3 months ago

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I think I made some of you guys a little sad with my last post, so you can have some happy aftermath twins before part 2, as a treat ❤️

#my art #gravity falls #gravity falls au #HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU #gravity falls fanart #stan pines #stanley pines #grunkle stan #stanford pines #ford pines #grunkle ford #stan twins #i need to find a gravity falls discord or smth- it's basically a ritual for me with every fandom #i tried to find some on the internet but they're so... rude?? maybe it's just me but i dont think #openly cussing people out and insulting the people who want to leave the server is a very “positive and open” server they claimed to be #which was so crazy because Ive never seen a discord server be like that?? like usually they're pretty chill but these ones like actively #called people bitches and lame assholes after they left the server like CHILL my man- they're allowed to Not stay #it wasnt even just one- I had to go through like 4 to 5 different GF servers and they were all like that- it was CRAZY #anyways!! that was just me rambling it was just such a weird experience for me #GOD I am PLAGUED by thoughts of this AU

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cecoeur · 15 days ago

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How do you sleep at night? No one to hide behind Betrayed every alibi you had You had every chance to make amends instead you got drunk on bitterness And you still claim that you're innocent, it's sad

#daniel ricciardo #dr3 #christian horner #for the blacklists #I recognize that christian horner in a gifset is NOT the kind of content people in ricnation are looking for rn #debated posting this but fuck it #me 🤝🏼 daniel: two bitches that love a depressing song lyric #it's about breaking free from a toxic relationship and the importance of prioritizing one's own needs #and that it can take a long time to recognize the dynamics at play in those relationships #and removing yourself from that situation can be just as hard and that just kind of epitomizes daniel with christian for me #in the return to rbr I think daniel trusted that CH would at the very least be straight forward and upfront with him #even if the end result wasn't what daniel wanted or hoped for #daniel could handle not getting the rbr seat #but something he couldn't handle was the truth that the one person he believed he could trust was gaslighting him and using him #and daniel had a light bulb moment - the point where you realize that sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself is to walk away #and so he got out #also this is obviously my interpretation of a relationship that I have zero insider info on and maybe they are chill now #as always…thinking too deeply about people I don’t know in the tags #also i recognize that this song is actually about a tiktok hype house but whatever rbr are that immature so it fits #this is my first go with this type of editing in PS so if you have any tips on style and execution i'm all ears #Apparently i also owe CH an apology bc i was so sure he didn't shake daniel's hand pre-race in singapore but he actually did and i missed i #during the breakdown i was having anyway fuck him still

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toytulini · 1 year ago

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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good'#like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches'#'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty?#you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

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un-bear-ably-weird · 4 months ago

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Was listening to the bmc soundtrack recently and got the inescapable urge to draw the only red/blue couple ever that matters. The... The boyfs....

#bear bitch #be more chill #bmc #michael mell #jeremy heere #boyf riends #if you squint #i need them 2 kiss so bad #ive needed them to kiss fr so long 😭😭😭#ok im done

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dreamydelite · 5 months ago

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empty glory

#yugioh #ygo #seto kaiba #art #artists on tumblr #kaibas a v tragic character to me #dude always strives to be the best and only concern himself w the future #he has fought tooth and nail to be a respected duelist and business man yet it seems to me like he doesn't believe he is #yes hes an arrogant prick and extremely set in his ways but thats bc he has to be #nobody has ever supported him or believed in his skills and that kinda sticks w you man!#yes i know mokubas there but that doesnt change the fact he had to take care of him at a young age #its fun to say that he needs to chill out (which he does lol) but i dont think hes ever 'chilled out' a day in his life #bro simply doesnt know how to #and when he comes across people who are everything he wishes he could be and could never attain he just #acts like a total bastard lmao #at the end of the day he has everything he can ever want but never what he needed #also perspectives a bitch why did i do this to myself

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sicpvon · 12 days ago

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I firmly believe that a good chunk of pidw wouldn't have happened if shen jiu smoked weed

#that man is like 80% ptsd response he need to chill #hes still a bitch but hes not like. beating people for no reason anymore #sj and sqh smoke together hes sj's dealer #shen jiu #pidw #shen qingqiu #svsss #scum villain #scum villian self saving system

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the-eclectic-wonderer · 2 months ago

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Requirements to be in the coven of Agatha Harkness, most infamous witch in the world:

gay

#THESE BITCHES GAY! GOOD FOR THEM! GOOD FOR THEM!!!!!#OH my god this was the best episode yet. i had chills!!! literal chills!!!!!#ok so I guess agatha also thought teen was her son. which makes sense from what we know. her reaction to seeing him hurt......#oh kathryn hahn you're SICK #i rly hope their relationship won't change after this they're my fav duo #also. did i mention they're all gay. marvel is genuinely shocking me i can't believe we almost got a sapphic kiss i'm weeping #lilia with her little percussions :') god i love her sm she's so wonky #and jennifer managed a miracle cure!!! and alice destroyed the generational curse!!! oh im really sold on these gays i love them all!!!!!#also can we talk about the latin please lmao. i love that they're literally saying the most basic stuff in latin #'we need to summon a green witch' -> 'i call a green witch'#SO much in this episode holy shit. absolutely incredible. im actually speechless i really really loved it #so pumped for next week!!!!!#agatha all along

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ghelullu · 5 months ago

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The negativity here is, once again, fucking incredible.

Exclusive first day streaming for new releases is regularly around 20$. Is that a lot of money? Yes. A LOT. Is it - unfortunately these days - normal? Yes. I've seen the same thing with my friend's K-Pop releases. Is it Tobias fucking with us? No. Absolutely not.

I see this as them doing this for those who could not see it in a theatre so they don't have to wait the months until a DVD release, they said something like that in an interview and also that there's some struggle with getting a streaming release out. (And no, "just stream it for free" is not an option. Do you have any idea how expensive it is to host HD streaming for THAT many people?)

You can just wait for the Bluray release (which is technically already confirmed, plus it's Tobias "Physical Media" Forge.) and not buy the streaming ticket. I, for example, won't either, I hate streaming and don't have a ton of money, so I'll just buy the Bluray and watch it 9000 times. Nobody is forcing you. Tobias is not standing here with a guitar ready to smash it in your face if you don't buy 2 tickets. Just saying.

Please, learn how to enjoy things without panicking and seeking negativity everywhere, I'm begging.

#the band ghost #i need all of you to chill the FUCK down #also 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️exists if yall really desperate #ghost #i didnt want to make a rambling bitch post but my god is it exhausting #im a minimum wage worker i understand this #but really

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mintaikk · 11 months ago

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"Too bad about the outcome though, right ex- champion?" DRAYTON, WHAT THE FUCK????

#HE EVEN LEANED DOWN LIKE BRO CHILL #istg i love him but this bitch is so manipulative and calculative #LIKE KIERAN'S ALREADY GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT NO NEED TO RUB IT IN #drayton #elite four drayton #pokemon drayton #drayton pokemon #kieran #champion kieran #pokemon kieran #kieran pokemon #pkmn #pokemon #pokemon the indigo disk #indigo disk

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salemontrial · 8 months ago

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Why the FUCK didn't Sasha apologize to Quinni.

#no im so pissed about that.#dude you don't give an autistic person a meltdown that big over something that hurtful #and just #walk away scot free #last time someone gave me a meltdown that hardcore I cut them off for a month.#that might just be the bpd tho #but still #quinni doesn't seem like the type to just. be chill without an apology and hearing sasha explain herself #and then she makes her her vice??????????#she already acknowledged sasha is only in it for the power trip #sasha didn't even do anything in the investigation she just followed quinni around #which as she should #but she hasn't made up for how she treated quinni AT ALL #in fact she's just gotten MORE of a performative activist #like why the fuck was she such a bitch to missy abt spider #i get it yea. ur friends sometimes have dogshit taste in men but you don't need to make them feel like trash abt it #and the way she was like 'he fetishizes u for being black omg its probably asian girls next omg i dont feel safe'#THIS ISNT ABOUT YOU????????.#also she 100% jumpstarted quinnis identity crisis #with how she was constantly switching between infantilizing her and undermining her autonomy over her own decisions #and treating doing things quinni wanted to do and the specific way she needed to do them as a chore #and then victimizing herself!!!!!!!#like from experience that relationship dynamic IS abusive to autistic people it just is #idk if nt people get it but it's really fucking awful to come from your partner #anyway. until sasha apologizes to both quinni and missy this will continue to be a sasha hate page.#heartbreak high #heartbreak high season 2 #quinni gallagher jones #sasha so #missy beckett

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michaelshelleyenthusiast · 15 days ago

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goddam???

#lestat needs to chill #I know louis is actively trying to kick him out but he didnt need to call him out like that #he's such a bitch I love him #interview with the vampire #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #they're divorced freaks and I love them

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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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MORE INSANE EKKY QUOTES ABOUT FORSY HAVE HIT THE TOWERS IM SORRY WE'RE CALLING HIM A SPECIMAN AGAIN AND ALSO WE SAYING WE SHOULD ASK HIM TO TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT. OKAY.