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itsyourstarboy · 2 years

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Someone gib me attention before I do something impulsive

#🐏💎#guess who's home alone #this bastard 👍

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royalarchivist · 1 month

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Phil: Gee, I sure hope I'll get to go on many more adventures in the future! That would be incredible.

Phil: ...What's this like, heavy feeling in my chest, like I'm forgetting something? ...Chayanne? Tallulah?

Phil did NOT have to break out the QSMP angst in the middle of his anime-protag speech as a bit, that was foul 😭😭

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[While the Minecraft song "Alpha" plays in the background]

Phil: Boop, there we go! [To Chat] Why are you staring at me? Why- why are you staring at me? I'm not gonna do it!

[Phil turns his camera off]

Phil: What's that, Piglin? You think I should go on an adventure? Wow! You know, I think I will! I think I will go on an adventure! I'll bring back so many treasures for you, you'll see! You'll all see! [Laughs] Here I go! Soaring through the sky! [Laughs] Gee, it reminds me of that dream I had that lasted a little while where I couldn't fly. Now I can! Oh, it was a terrible nightmare, terrible nightmare indeed. [Laughs] I sure do miss that wet cat. [Laughs and snorts] I wonder how he's doing! I'm sure he's gone on many adventures. Whee—!

Phil: [Temporarily breaking character] We gotta get some soul sand, hold on, this guy's a dumbass. [Thanks a sub]

Phil: Gee, I sure hope I'll get to go on many more adventures in the future! That would be incredible. ...What's this like, heavy feeling in my chest... like I'm forgetting something? [Quietly] ...Chayanne? Tallulah? No, it's nothing. No it's nothing, it's nothing, it's fine! Let's keep digging. I'll just keep digging and it'll be fine! [Laughs]

Phil: [Breaking character as he turns his camera back on] I can only be mean to you for so long, I can't keep a straight face saying that sht, oh my god, that– that was so foul. That was so foul, I apologize. [Cracks up again]

#Philza #QSMP #Phil #Phil plays Hardcore #I keep forgetting to use that tag #Please keep in mind Phil regularly does this kind of stuff as a bit #don't take it too seriously!#None of us are big fans of the ~it was all a dream~ theory #Phil just likes being a bastard sometimes because it makes chat cry 👍#I cut this so well dang. Seamless transition

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codecicle · 11 days

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he's like a biblical figure. To me

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#my beautiful orange bastard you suck so bad and i cannot get you out of my head. wonderful cat

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boygirlctommy · 1 year

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tips for when your friend is scared:

1-pat her head like puppy

2- pick her up and run directly towards what shes scared of

#my post #my art #ripposting #never fails 😎👍#jrwi riptide #just roll with it #gillion tidestrider #jay ferin #chip jrwi #riptide pirates #chip bastard #albatrio #jrwi navyseal #do chip n jay have a funny little duo name i forgor #mars.riptide

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shibaraki · 8 months

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I like ‘bad’ fanfiction I like crackfic and silly AUs I like fic that diverges so far from canon that it’s practically unrecognisable and fic that is blatantly self indulgent I like fanfics with no plot and cliches and predictable twists and repeated tropes! not every fanwork has to be a bestselling novel every single fic has a place and a purpose and sometimes I want to come home and read something that doesn’t require me to think! sue me

#thank you to every writer ily and I see the effort you put into your fics I just hope you know you’re allowed to play around and be silly #we have such range. masterlist be looking like fic one: emotional turmoil ✨ fic two: piss kink ✨ fic three: blorbo works at sainsburys #I enjoy each and every one 👍#sorry I’m preaching again ig lol I just saw some shitty comments on twit #‘omg this is so bad it’s so far fetched’ so what! it’s fun!! boring bastard aren’t u #bro I read fic for fandoms I’m not even in. for tv shows I’ve never even watched. as far as I’m concerned it’s CANON 🕺🏻#hell some of the best plots I’ve read have been ‘poorly written’ fics #not everything has to be good sometimes being bad is why it’s charming smh #and bad is subjective anyway #sorry I just love fanfic #and I’m still hungover #priv

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whereismyhat5678 · 1 year

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*Me push Pepperman to kiss Vigilante*

Eheheh, I’m so evil 😈 *runs*

And a bonus:

Phil’s to scared to confront his feelings yet-

WELL YOU SURELY HELPED- (Jk- this was really fun to do thanks XD🫶💥)

#Pizza Tower #Request :D #Answered ask #I haven’t drawn Vigilante in a while so his design looks a bit different-#I like how I drew him though he looks a bit better 👍#Pepperman also tries to be his normal-self around Vig but he can’t bring himself too #He’s WAY to anxious to even express feelings towards him LET ALONE TRY AND KISS HIM #Anon you mischievous little bastard-#Pepperman #Vigilante #Pepperman x Vigilante 👀

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paperrcrownss · 4 months

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can you believe that i’ve been watching jrwi since before The Great Reset and i never made any Riptide character designs ?? so i decided to try and rewatch all of it during the break, except i started way too late. here they are … during loffinlot. sure.

#i’m alive !! let’s see if i can keep it up UM #uh i meant to have notes but i forgor #tldr;#tall jay truther here. i hope she looks out of place bc of the betrayal that happens later #this is a standard chip design. i hope he reads like a bastard bc he has not yet experienced character development #i Did Not Mean to make gil that short but he is now 👍 might have to make a simplified one lmaoo #n e ways #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jrwi fanart #✦ the king draws !!

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stormbreaker-290 · 13 days

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*gives knife*

Go. Do a crime =).

HHHHHHH DONT TEMPT ME--

#he KISSED #he fucking KISSED my MALWARE #this BASTARD #i was under the impression elaras sun was a B A D G U Y #FOR WHAT HE DID TO ELARA #mal is WAY too forgiving #or maybe im just a grudge holder #im gonna keel over #*w h e e z e*👍

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moonchild-in-blue · 7 months

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Let's search the skies for a while You and I Collide like two stars for a while You and I

#not the best thing to listen at 4am #(don't mind the hour. there are are reasons)#brb sobbing for a little bit 👍#Vessel when I catch you. you bastard you (she says through literal tears 😕✌️)#sleep token #darya's mixtape #loathe #Spotify

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toxooz · 10 months

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#do i use drawing ponti as an excuse to deep dive into finding new metal bands maybe #usually im content with my nu metal but when it comes to that bastard lizard its time to get my hands durdy #anyway it maybe done tonight but at like 3 am and ill answer the askskssk tomorrow 👍#cause i got thanksgiving the squeakuel to go to tomrrow 💀

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caranoirs · 9 months

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#speedball mike bailey #pac #ottedit #ott wrestling #show: live in cork #25/08/2019 #*gifs #*ott #*speedball #*bastard #@elle #missing bastard hours 👍#q

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greenteacryptid · 1 month

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I don't give a shit what it does I'm NOT eating that

If you want to eat ai generated demon pubes be my guest

"Time for bed

Let me get my sunbaked tapeworms" that's how you sound, Sharon

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codecicle · 9 months

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Have voted for flippa (ofc), can I mayhaps have a chibo doodle

he can't believe they're BOTH undead and transgender. pretty n1fty c01nc1d3nc3!! ^_%

‼️ vote for either flippa or grizzly in the transmcytshowdown and send proof to get a little doodle of your request ‼️

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#jrwi #chip #chip jrwi #quality is only gonna get MORE destroyed by tumblr my bad chief 🙏🙏 anyway i miss my little undead bastard #where is he. where is my 1/3 co-captain #uhh anyway little details.... chibo has a single feather in his hat that he plucks from jay everytime she uses her wings #and also gillion gave him a shell like once and never again but he held onto it and painted it gilly colors so he could have it on his hat #oh !! and polypirate matching rings around his neck #thats about it though. skin peeling and gray from being undead #little kuba kenta scars across his chest #the hole in his heart just like the hit song by gillion and the tidestriders #and a golden k-9 and molar because i said so ^_^ thats about it #posting this at 2:43 in the morning with school the next day godbless and godspeed soliders i am going to continue the requests #TOMORROW !!!!!! :DD

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jays-supersonic-dynamo · 2 years

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tfw you and your fellow teen ninja both catch pokémon at around the same time, so you compete to train it better than your rival

#my art #ninjago #lego ninjago #pkmn au #jay walker #cole brookstone #jay ninjago #cole ninjago #ok to tag as ship if you want 👍 idc #oh s1 designs. it is so strange to draw you #like no scars? sleeved cole? short hair? crazy #i’d like to imagine they caught shinx and trapinch like. same episode time #but i don’t think shinx is a desert pokemon. i’d like it if it was but #anyways! pokemon au :) my beloved #shinx is all about being competitive and a bastard she’s like that #trapinch has no fucking clue what’s going on. send help he’s just vining #*vibing

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valdrift · 7 months

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veterinary medicine is an unforgiving job . and yet i persevere

#preparing for vtne in the summer 👍 i am so scareds #this is the field for me it is smth ih ave drive for and enjoy but damn . it is so tiring #its mostly clients. though general practice is also very physically demanding. not great for an antisocial bastard with chronic pain #AND YET I PERSEVERE!!!!!

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bolszaja-miedwedica · 3 months

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so for context ive been wondering if i can hear my haunted dolls too and fishchip went "you can :D" and then i heard citrus going "bitch". dont mind him hes a stinker and he doesnt hate me he's just unhinged

me: thats why no one likes you

citrus: imma be pulling your hair out one by one in your sleep

me: theyre nice-

citrus: bitch I just said-

me: no i heard you im just affirming now you aint got shit on me

citrus: i aint got shit on you??! bitch lemme get close to you lets see if you can fight come on-

me: youre unreal

citrus: bitch youre unreal! where my knife at???

then i had a vision of Sekhmet just grabbing him by his little jumper and looking at him like 🤨 while hes wiggling trying to get away from her and she goes "small stupid thing" and "know your place" and she puts him down

#witchcraft #pagan #paganism #deity work #shitpost #kemetism #kemetic paganism #kemetic #haunted dolls #necromancy #sorry i found him in a dumpster attached to a knife and mom said hes a bastard immediately upon seeing him bur i never expected him to yap-#-so much and throw curses around #hes a menace #he will try his best to behave tho #fishchip tho is a sweetheart 💋 love him my favourite boy #hes calling me mother #alrho his “i am many” is concerning 😀👍

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