#this also goes for ice cream so if I use a bowl I will add WAY to much icecreem then I can eat to satisfy this

[honeytonedhottie]

extra self care routine⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🍦

this 8 step self care routine is meant to be super DUPER over the top but its intended more so to make u feel like the goddess that u are and to simply pamper, and spoil urself as u should...plus you'll smell like a cupcake after 🎀

warning, LONG post ahead but thats because i tried to be thorough and clear on the steps of this 8-step routine.✨🧁

STEP ONE ; ICING UR FACE

the benefits of facial icing include more radiant skin, helps with spider lines, and blemish control. if u wanna know more about icing ur face i recommend u read this.

but typically you'll fill up a bowl with some water and ice and dunk ur face in the ice in 60 second intervals (thats how i like to do it) or you take an ice cube and run that on ur skin.

STEP TWO ; OILING UR HAIR

i personally dont recommend oiling ur hair overnight, once u apply ur hair oil into ur hair let it sit for 30 minutes - 4 hours depending on how much time u have on ur hands, but if ur gonna do the 8 step self care ritual i would assume u had some time.

use the scalp massaging tool for blood flow to ur head and MASSAGE. imagine all of ur stress seeping out of ur body. it might sound strange, but when im doing this step i imagine myself rearranging and organizing my thoughts 💀.

while ur doing this whole routine i recommend playing an affirmation tape in the background, or ur favorite playlist. 🧁

STEP THREE ; MASKS

next i'll use a spray bottle and wet my hair before going in with my hair mask, and once thats in ur hair use the claw clip to keep ur hair up and out of ur face.

now its time for the facial mask and i recommend keeping kind of an ARSENAL of masks, whether its a liquid or clay mask or sheet masks just have them on u because i usually do face masks of any sort 1-2 times a week for my LUSTROUS glow.

while u have the hair and face masks in, its a good time to do some dry brushing to remove dead skin cells and improve blood circulation. some other masks that u can do to be EXTRA are lip masks and under eye masks.

STEP FOUR ; IN THE SHOWER

wash ur hair as you would usually do, use the body scrub before using a body wash that has similar tones to the body scrub (this is called scent layering) and while in the shower i recommend to do a shower meditation.

if y'all r interested i'll make a shower meditation guide and u can record ur own voice doing the meditation so u can use it ✨

while ur in the shower make sure to be meticulous and take ur time while u wash ur body. do double cleansing so that u can ensure that you're squeaky clean.

now is also the time to shave if u like to do that and remember use a body scrub BEFORE u shave and once ur out of the shower to use a body oil to prevent ingrowns and to just have a smoother shave in general.

STEP FIVE ; OUT OF THE SHOWER

use ur body oil and ur body lotion, this kind of goes along with the before bed slugging notion which gives the SOFTEST most amazing skin in the morning so i highly recommend it.

HOT TIP FROM HONEY ; using a warmed up towel adds to the whole spa experience so i def recommend that, warming up towels/blankets/robes makes me feel so cozy and toasty 🧋✨

the formula for before bed slugging is (body oil + body lotion + a thick body butter/cream)

STEP SIX ; REPAIR AND REPLENISH

once your out of the shower and you’ve slugged ur body, use a leave in conditioner to repair and soothe damaged hair.

use a face milk

cuticle oil

now’s the time to use pimple patches

and things of that nature in general

this ensures that ur being absolutely meticulous and replenishing ur body the proper way. taking care of ur base so that u can make it absolutely GLOW ✨

STEP SEVEN ; FACIAL MASSAGE

use a gua sha and any other facial massage tools to help blood circulation and just be EXTRA. to sculpt ur face like the goddess you are.

facial massage stimulates blood circulation, promoting oxygen flow and nutrient delivery to the skin cells. facial massage helps to release the tension held in the facial muscles, alleviating stress lines and promoting a more youthful appearance.

AND if ur consistent with facial massage, you'll can enhance skin elasticity AND diminish fine lines.

STEP EIGHT ; YOGA AND STRETCHES

nothing feels better then massaging and stretching stiff limbs, especially if u have pains or aches in ur body. look up a follow along, super light, yoga routine or a stretching routine.

i think that a rly good stretch is the perfect way to end ur super duper over the top 8 step self care routine 💗🎀

[kcrossvine-art]

Hiiii friendssss! What the FUCK is up. What the fuck is up. What the Fuck is up. On todays cute little cookin excursion we are going to be deep frying things and using a wok. If you dont feel comfortable deep frying, and dont have a wok, im sure theres other ways to do it silly :DDD

I believe in you.

From LotR online we're gonna be making Fried Beetroot Sticks!! 

(As always you can find the cooking instructions and full ingredient list under the break-)

MY NAMES CROSS NOW LETS COOK LIKE ANIMALS

SO, “what goes into Fried Beetroot Sticks?” YOU MIGHT ASKSlices of sweet little beated root dipped into a batter with, watch out, special flavors too.

2 Beetroots

Corn flour

Salt 

Red Chilli Powder

Garlic Paste

Baking Soda

Water

Peanut oil

And we'll also be making some horseradish sour cream dip to go along with it;

Sour cream

Prepared horseradish

1 Green onion 

Few splashes of lemon juice

Salt to taste

Ground pepper to taste

"Cooked, tender beetroot sticks are dredged in a light batter and fried to give a crispy exterior and a soft, sweet interior. Served with a bracing horseradish sour cream, this snack is both filling and delicious."- LotRO Tooltip

AND, “what does Fried Beetroot Sticks taste like?” YOU MIGHT ASKThis is like homemade fair-food and it sounds like a contradiction but its not

But maybe its just because its fried food? American brained, sorry.

Retains the inherit sweetness to beetroot

And similar to pickled beetroot the sweetness contrasts the spicey of the batter

(which i encourage you to amp up if youd like more spice)

The horseradish sourcream dip is to die for

Measure with your heart for that one, and save some green onion to top it with when you serve

This would pair very well with a lime italian soda or with shaved ice cones

Im always very anxious about deep-frying things, or working with oils at high temperatures, but i didnt run into any complications with this dish. Just make sure to keep best practices and safety precaution in mind, especially with a wok as it can tilt!

. If you dont have corn flour, you can substitute all-purpose flour . If you dont have peanut oil, look up oils with the same smokepoint to decide what else to use

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The recipe stuck out to me, as i was assembling a list of foodstuffs from tolkiens work, for being such a "regular" named food. Also its worth 19 silver 69 copper in the LotR MMO and im immature.

I think the dip has the most room for improvement and tinkering. I've never made horseradish sourcream before, so more practiced tastebuds could perfect a simple thing like this. In the future id also like to try adding red pepper flakes along with the the powder and garlic paste, to give more visual variety and spice. I think cumin in the batter would be a nice midtone flavor too.

I give this recipe a solid 8/10 (with 1 being food that makes one physically sick and 10 being food that gives one a lust for life again.) for its relative simplicity and modularity with things you could add.

🐁 ORIGINAL RESIPPY TEXT BELOW 🐁

Beetroot Sticks Ingredients:

2 Beetroots

130 grams corn flour

1 tbsp salt 

1 tsp Red Chilli Powder

1 tsp Garlic Paste

1/4 tsp Baking Soda

178 grams Water

432 grams peanut oil

Horseradish Sour Cream Ingredients:

225 grams Sour cream

200 grams Prepared horseradish

1 whole green onion (green and white parts VERY finely chopped)

1 tspn lemon juice

Salt to taste

ground pepper to taste

Beetroot Method:

Peel all beetroots and cut them length-wise into  rectangles.

Combine flour, salt, chilli powder, garlic paste, baking soda, and water in a bowl.

Mix well into a smooth batter.

Heat peanut oil to medium in a wok and dip beet roots into batter. Deep fry until golden brown in color.

Stack beetroots on paper-towel lined plates to cool and dry as you go.

Serve with horseradish sour cream!

Dip Method:

Mix all ingredients

Cover and let stand at room temperature for 1 hour for the flavors to blend.

[sweetcollywobbles]

my yandere!leon headcanons so far MDNI

hello! these are just a few headcanons i had about leon as a yandere and a person in general. there is nsfw below the cut, so MINORS AND AGELESS BIOS FUCK OFF ‼ also feel free to send me your thoughts on yandere!leon and your personal headcanons if you have any!!

xx

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⟢ he's self-aware that what he's done to you is horrible. he knows you have every right to hate him, but that doesn't stop him from wishing you would love him back. he never meant to hurt or deceive you, but he's lost and given too much. leon wants someone to come home to, share a meal with, and feel needed and wanted. to receive a sliver of what he's given out. so forgive him if he's being selfish when it comes to you, but he deserves happiness too. so why not help him play house?

⟢ smells of bergamot and lavender. it’s nice and relaxing, but also musky and woodsy. he read somewhere that lavender calms the nerves, so he just absolutely lathers himself in the scent. Sometimes you swear he smells like sleep personified. unfortunately, he’s still a man, so he uses old spice lavender body wash. for cologne, he uses sauvage by dior. 

⟢ normalcy is hard. how can anyone go back into society as if the amount of  horrors you’ve seen, aren’t there? like you’re fine and everything is fine? so, leon has found a pretty good remedy, company. each friday, a sit down dinner with claire, chris, and jill. pizza, wings, and beer every sunday with chris watching whatever football game is on. sometimes they may not know the current standings of teams, but it’s fun to pretend that they do. yet friends can only fill the void so much, maybe with you, the world won’t feel so lonely. 

⟢ he has a major sweet tooth! likes his coffee with cream and sugar, won’t drink his coffee black unless he really needs it. leon will always have room for dessert lmao. has tried to bake, but he just doesn’t got it 💀something just always goes wrong. a big ice cream/frozen yogurt guy. once a month, leon will make a “everything under the kitchen sink” sundae. he’ll dump whatever pints of ice cream into a large bowl and top it off with whatever candy, syrup, and whip topping he has. leon is usually on a very strict diet, so why not splurge?

⟢ leon on his off time has taught himself how to smoke/grill meat. only knows how to make small side dishes to go with the meat that he’s made. mashed potatoes and grilled veggies are usually his two favorite go-to sides. 

⟢ i'm a firm believer that leon's receiving love languages are quality time and words of affirmation with a hint of acts of service. leon works a lot, whether at the office or away on another mission, this poor, tired man is always working. so when he's home be prepared to be attached at the hip. leon also has a lot of self-doubt and guilt about what he's done to you, so by telling him how much you love and appreciate him, it feeds his growing delusion that what he's done is necessary. you need him just as much as he needs you. it also adds to the reassurance when you do small things for him to show your love and appreciation, whether it’s real or not. like cleaning and folding his laundry, making him a cup of coffee in the morning, back rubs after a long day, or even packing his lunch for the day. 

i’m giggling at the thought of leon keeping all the small notes you add to his lunch, reading them when the day gets tough. or maybe he has one or two in a go-bag when he has to take small out-of-state trips for work. 

⟢ building off the one before, he won't admit it but he's clingy. he prefers showers, but will choose a bath if it means he gets a small intimate moment with you in the morning. not in a sexual sense, more in a “let’s bask in each other’s presence”. never sits across from you at a table or booth, always next to you. same thing for the couch. there could be a thousand pillows on the bed, but he always chooses yours. leon will also never lets you sleep facing any windows/doors for security reasons. there is no such thing as personal space with this man.

⟢ since leon is a yandere his reciprocating love language is all of them. he wants you to stay with him, so he is willing to drown you in his love until it's the only thing you'll ever know. i'm going to break this down a little in sections.  

⟡ leon isn't the best when it comes to choosing the words that relay how he feels. the words feel wrong and it leaves him awkward. so any sort of verbal praise from him is rare. the most you would get from him is a thumbs up and a "sure" or a pat on the back with a nod.

(😀👍🏻 <— leon fr) but, put a piece of paper infront of this man and all of a sudden he's writing words that’ll make shakespear blush. it's words so sickly sweet it gives you a toothache. leon really hates himself for not being able to verbal relay this to you, but maybe you can feel what he wants to say?

⟡ leon is just really good at showing you how he feels than telling you. I KNOW THIS MAN WOULD GIVE THE BEST HUGS BECAUSE HE SO DESPERATELY NEEDS ONE. just imagining leon giving you a bear hug, fully enveloping you, and he can't help but hold you a little closer. maybe even holds your head a little more to him. his eyes are closed, soaking up the loving moment, he might even do a little sigh of relief. because with you, he's safe. with you, he's loved. and he just wants you to feel the love he has for you through every action. to feel what he can't say. (SORRY I GOT OFF TRACK!!) leon also always has to be touching you in some way. his favorite places for kisses; nose, cheek, neck, or hand. every morning, when he's holding you close, he'll leave small repeated kisses on your neck until you wake up giggling. not really into lip kisses, but will sometimes start a lazy make out session. just loves holding you whenever he can and making sure you feel loved at all times.

⟡ leon will also do the most for you. having a hard time sleeping? he's awake with you, lightly scratching your back in small circles or holding you close while he's running his fingers through your hair. leon just can't sleep knowing that you're having a hard time sleeping. hungry but don't want to cook? he's in the kitchen cheffing it up. putting love in every plate that he makes you, even if it isn't restaurant quality. i feel like leon will also leave you small notes around the house in places that you would find, but it's little drawings instead of words. in the slow cooker, a picture of a flower. in between the dryer sheets, a bad stick figure drawing of what you think is of you and him. at some random page of the book you're reading, a simple heart. 

⟡ leon loves spending time with you. it doesn't matter what it is, even if you're doing nothing. he wants to do nothing with you. his favorite thing to do with you is listen to you. whether you’re rambling about the latest tv drama he knows nothing about or it’s late at night and you’re reading whatever book you’ve picked up. he loves being in the kitchen when you’re cooking/baking. he’s your dedicated sous chef, so feel free to boss him around like your gordon ramsay. although, i’m so sorry for the amount of “my name is sue” jokes he’ll make. loves watching movies, putting together legos/ doing diy crafts, and playing mario kart. 

I NOTICED THIS WAS GETTING LONG AND IDK IF I EXPLAINED THIS WELL BUT IM HOPING I DID. THIS WAS SOOOO SELF INDULGENT.

⟢ when it comes to pet names, leon will add a “my” to the start of it. he’s possessive and it shows in his actions. will often say: my girl, my sweetheart, my baby, my angel, etc.

nsfw (i’m not good at smut sorry)

⟢ the praise problem does not equate to what happens in the bedroom. i'm sorry, i just simply refuse. a complete 180, he's a talker. whether it's saying something so outlandishly lewd like he wants the whole world to hear or sickly sweet nothings in your ear, this dude will NOT stfu. (and it makes me giggle and kick my feet) I WILL PUT MY LIFE ON THE LINE AND SAY THAT THIS MAN IS ABSOLUTELY FERAL IN BED. he's always stressed. from his job, from the lack of self care, from the past that just never seems to leave him. he's on edge. he has healthy ways of releasing it, but sometimes the gym or extra training isn't enough. 

⟢ which can lead to leon being a little mean in bed. he’s absolutely degrading the life out of you while also giving you whiplash with the praise that he gives you as well. leon is a lot more aggressive and at some point you’re just a fleshlight to him. spanking, choking, biting, spitting, you name it, it is on the table. also licking whatever drool comes out of his mouth makes him lose his mind fr.

⟢ i'm not good at writing smut, but i do have an idea of what i think leon's favorite sex positions would be. the first one would be mating press. it's extremely intimate and it allows him to be close to your face and neck than the regular missonary position. again, he really gets off knowing that he's the one getting you off. another postition would be cowgirl, it gives him full view of your chest and face, except you're not really riding him. again, he just using you as a fleshlight like giving you the perception that you’re in control. another would be you on your belly and him basically putting you in a headlock. IDK WHAT IT’S CALLED BUT IF YKYK. and leon just saying the most down right atrocious things in your ear would make me go crazy. 

YOU’RE GONNA SIT THERE AND TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT HIS HUGE ARMS AROUND YOUR NECK, YOU’RE INSANE. 

⟢ last but not least, ✨moaning✨. i like to think that he’s a grunter and whiner at the same time. idk if that makes any sense? he’s loud but not obscenely loud. but sometimes when he overstimulates himself, he’s a complete whiner like lovi (again if ykyk).

[ronearoundblindly]

Ro! I’ve been on a mint chocolate chip ice cream kick lately, and it makes me wish I could share a pint with a babe (that’s also probably very much the pre period hormones, but anywayyy) which ice cream flavor do you think you would associate with each of the babes? Their favorite flavor and/or personality trait-wise.

Mint chip is my favorite, too! \o/ I don't get to eat ice cream much, but this was interesting to think about. I will try not to project onto the babes, though, only their pure likes maybe...

Oh snap! I can use the banner again!!! (All characters I've ever written for below.)

James Mace - Neapolitan

When this guy indulges (very rarely), he can't decide on just one flavor, so the easiest thing to do is get multiples. If he can go to a shop where you order by the scoop, he'll ask whoever is behind the counter what the popular or new or their faves are and try three of those. Mace, I believe, can pack away some ice cream.

Curtis Everett - Birthday Cake or Cotton Candy

The sickliest sweet things are a delight to Curtis. He's never gotten over how bland and boring and miserable the food of his childhood was. He goes nuts for sugar overload, but in intensity of taste, not in volume.

Jimmy Dobyne - Peach

Fruity, refreshing, creamy, and just screaming to add a dirty joke onto the end of it, Jimmy will use any excuse to sneak a double-entendre into polite conversation with a pretty lady. "Your peaches taste the sweetest..." Yeah, dessert is more about flirting than it is about eating. Ice cream is nice in the heat, however, so it's a great date option.

Johnny Storm - Cookies & Cream

With extra cookie crumbles and caramel sauce on top, he'll demand. Sprinkles, too, if you have it. Maybe some gummy worms or cereal. At least, like, five cherries. Oh! Also preferred that it be hard frozen when he starts eating so that it's not soup halfway through his rapid eating of it. The sensation of eating ice cream gets lost when he can barely tell it's cold.

Jake Jensen - Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip

This flavor has everything (and yeah, ok, I am projecting a bit on this one, whatever). Jake likes a whole lot of flavors and textures; he's actually not picky at all. He does enjoy ~the hunt~ for this rarer find in all his travels because raspberry is a popular flavor--it's often a sorbet though--but it's not the most popular of the berry options. He also will try all of the crazy niche flavors at hole-in-the-wall places. Conversely, it is easier to work while not holding a bowl or cone, so Jake loves a good milkshake or malt. Those he can sucked down like air.

Lloyd Hansen - Mint Chocolate Chip

My theory is this man is obsessed with fresh: fresh food, fresh sheets, fresh intel, fresh meat. Bet you his lip balm is always, only mint, too. Very classic. Very pristine. Fresh. Sweetness with a purpose.

Ari Levinson - Butter Pecan

Fine, I'm projecting again, idec, but you can't tell me Ari isn't this kind of old soul who loves not-overly-sugary treats! You cannot change my mind. That guy loves the crunch of candied pecans in there, he freaking lives for that rounded slightly-savory sweet cream flavor, and he loves that it's widely available but never sold out anywhere. Easy!

Ransom Drysdale - Coffee

And it's weirdly been that way since he was too young of a kid to drink coffee? Turns out, this was the flavor his father got but told Ransom he wasn't old enough for, he wouldn't like it. Of course, Ran immediately ordered two scoops of it in a chocolate dipped sprinkle cone, and while he may not have been totally keen on it in that exact moment, coffee-flavor grew on him. He loves it as much as he loves all of the other behaviors that say "f*** you" to his parents.

Steve Rogers - Rocky Road

Created during the Great Depression, this ice cream was shared between Steve and his Ma quite a few nights when he was too sickly to go out but needed a pick-me-up. Bucky enjoyed it with him, too, but it's not his favorite. Steve tends to really enjoy eating only when there's nostalgia attached to the food.

Bucky Barnes - Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter

Rich, velvety, and made slightly different by each company. Sometimes Bucky wants ribbons of fudge and the tiny pb cups mixed in; sometimes he wants full-blown chocolate ice cream with peanut butter swirled in. Can't go wrong. Only good, heavy, decadent happiness vibes.

I am...stunned at how confident I feel in these choices HA!

Thank you for asking!

[lanasfavorite-daughter]

•°•Hot Girl Tips•°•

Hydrogen peroxide removes period stains

Rubbing alcohol and/or hand sanitizer removes nail polish

The amount of water you need to drink= your weight÷2, then that number÷8 so for example 100÷2=50÷8=6.25 so if you weigh 100 pounds you would need at least six 8oz glasses of water per day

Sugar wax>>> here's a recipe: 1 cup of white sugar, 1/4 cup of water, 1/4 cup of lemon juice (lime works too) combine the ingredients in a saucepan and let them boil until golden brown. The easiest way to test the wax is to have a small bowl of ice water and drop a little bit of the wax into it. When the wax is ready, you'll be able to roll it into a soft ball and it will keep its shape. When this consistency is reached, put it in a glass jar (make sure the jar isn't cold otherwise it will crack) and let it cool off for at least an hour. Once cool, apply it in the opposite direction of hair growth and wax awayyyy

Diy cuticle oil: olive oil and vitamin E oil. You could add a drop or two of essential oil if you want. The amount of oil you need depends on your container so for mine it was a tablespoon of olive oil and 1 teaspoon of vitamin E.

Diy dry shampoo: 3 parts cornstarch and 1 part baking soda.

Healthy drink to ease bloating and get in your vitamins and minerals: 1/2 cucumber, a few sticks of celery, kale or another dark green of your choice, lemon juice, turmeric (a little goes a long way) and ginger. Fresh is best but any ginger you have will work. Fill the blender to the max line with water, and blend until liquid. You can strain it if you want, but you don't have to. It doesn't taste great, but in the long run it is worth ittt

Smelling good is such a wonderful thing for so many reasons. First, pick a scent. Or at the very least a top 3 like I have: vanilla, Dior Blooming Bouquet, and Sol De Janeiro '68. I also use the classic scent from Soap and Glory (rose and bergamot). The first and most important thing is to find a good deodorant. Which one works for you depends on your body chemistry, but dove is always a safe bet :). Next, find a good shower routine. Having all of your shower products smell similar will keep the scent lasting longer. And, of course, shower at least every other day. Washing your hair is different bc your hair washing routine depends on your hair type. And of course you must find a body lotion that matches your other shower products.

Last and final tip for today: keep your nails and hands healthy and pretty by moisturizing your hands with hand cream. I like this one by Burts bees, this one from Eucerin, and this one from Dior (pricey I know but it's w o r t h itt).

That's it! Tysm

[justkpopjokes]

Sunshines on my Shoulder || Pocket!Enha

Ft. Borrowers!Jay & Sunoo + gender neutral!reader (no ships) AU: inspired by The Secret World of Arriety Word Count: 747 A/N: Originally was gonna be something with Chanyeol (EXO) but it took me 5 years to write this so. I changed career paths lol

These will be headcanons but lemme set the scene for you first:

When you move into your new house in the countryside, you’re more than shocked to find tiny humans living there before you

For a while, you think you’re just seeing things out of the corner of your eye, or that the darkness is playing tricks on you when you head downstairs for a midnight snack

BUT THEN YOU SEE THEM—two little people who could balance on one of your fingers each—knocking over the salt shaker

You can hear them bickering faintly as they try to hide from you

They’re both being pretty snappy at each other 🙄

Jay: “You couldn’t have done that any quieter?!”

Sunoo: “You’re the one who wants the salt for your cooking!”

Jay: “You’re the one who wants all the food!!”

Eventually you just cut in since it doesn’t seem like they’re gonna stop arguing anytime soon

The tiny people are more shocked than you are LOL and the one you’ll later learn is Jay starts yelling at you instead while the other one, Sunoo, hides behind the toppled salt shaker

Such a loud voice for such a tiny guy,,,

After a quick, hesitant introduction, you help them grab a handful (their hands, not yours) of salt, which isn’t that many granules due to their tiny bodies

And after that, they’re on their way, retreating into a hole in the wall

The next day, the two visit you in your room to say thank you!!

Sunoo gifts you a tiny button he usually uses as a frisbee because he notices one missing from your shirt

You: "HEY isn't this the exact button from my shirt…?"

Sunoo: "Ummmmm......I found it on the floor! I was just borrowing it!!"

Anyway that's when you learn about them being "borrowers," which are this whole species of tiny people

(Must be why your neighbours complain about snacks going missing…)

But from then on, you’re friends with Jay and Sunoo 😌

Jay has always been the more responsible one of the two when it comes to survival instinct

Mostly he feeds Sunoo good meals and makes sure the younger one is taking care of himself

Sunoo is the one who goes out more into the Big People World™️ to “borrow” things from them, returning to Jay with his findings and a wide array of trinkets

But since you’ve become friends, Sunoo’s job has gotten a lot easier!! They only need to hide from your family and any guests now

Jay’s a little apprehensive, thinking that they’ll go soft if you keep helping them get supplies

But after seeing how happy Sunoo is when you let him have the tiniest scoop—more like a drop—of ice cream, having help from the Big People to open the freezer is allowed

At this point, they only need to leave their home to borrow whenever you’re busy or not at home, which keeps them both in shape

They also visit you in your room often just to hang out, lounging on your desk and helping you by giving opinions on whatever work you’re doing

Jay seems to warm up to the idea of talking to you more when he notices you can’t really cook that much

He’s like “why have you only eaten ramen the past five days,,, WHY DID YOU ONLY HAVE A BOILED EGG FOR BREAKFAST!! GROWING BIG HUMANS NEED BIG MEALS!!!”

After discovering you just don’t know many recipes and how to cook them well, he immediately goes Remy Ratatouille on your ass and climbs onto your soldier to direct you

Picture it, you’re in front of your stove, there’s one tiny person on each shoulder

One of them is shouting at you to STOP BREAKING THE PASTA WHEN YOU PUT IT IN THE POT and the other is telling you to add mint chocolate to the spaghetti sauce "just to test" if it’ll make it taste better

It’s like an angel and devil on your shoulders but the angry one isn’t the one trying to make you make a bad decision lolol

Eventually, you produce a wonderful bowl of spaghetti with some delicious sauce (sans the mint choco)

It’s surprisingly good, considering you’re going off of a mix of Jay’s instructions and the internet since there is no way his cooking times and portions convert well to Big People measurements

Maybe it’ll be fun living with Little People for a while!!

And to end the day, you have a movie night…with your phone propped up on the table to give Jay and Sunoo the movie theatre experience, one singular piece of popcorn shared between them to last the evening

[addierose444]

My Kitchen Essentials 

One of my favorite things about having my own apartment has been having my own kitchen. Furnishing the rest of my apartment was an expensive and sort of stressful process. The kitchen however has been a lot more fun because I inherently find kitchen gear more interesting and had enough of the basics to get started without breaking the bank. Because I keep my meals simple and only work with ingredients that I enjoy, I genuinely love cooking for myself. I shared my peanut butter overnight oats and tofu rice bowl recipes in a post about Sunday meal prep a few months ago, but am hoping to share more of my go-to meals in a proper recipe format. 

The core essentials that I brought from home include a 10-inch cast iron pan, a 1.5-quart stainless steel pot, a small wooden cutting board, a pairing knife, a chef's knife, and a pair of scissors. I also brought a basic set of dry measuring cups (¼ cup, ⅓ cup, and ½ cup) and measuring spoons. While I haven’t done any baking here and don’t follow recipes when cooking for myself, the measuring cups have been really useful for cooking various grains. A few items that I brought but haven’t used include a lemon juicer, a garlic press, and a silicone pastry brush. As for non-cooking kitchen basics, I was fortunate enough to be handed down a set of both dishes and silverware and to be gifted a nice wooden salad bowl. I also brought a utensil crock, a mini teapot, two mugs, two glasses, and a few food storage containers from home. 

To further round out my setup, I picked up a sieve (which I use for rinsing rice), half and quarter-rimmed sheet pans (which I currently primarily use for baking tofu and green beans for my rice bowls), a wooden spatula, and a potholder. I love cheese, so a personal essential of mine is a grater. I use it to grate cheddar for my cheesy polenta (which I serve with chicken apple sausage and peppers), pecorino romano for carbonara, and parmesan for Caesar salads among other things. I may eventually add a box grater to my setup, but have thus far been happy with this paddle-style grater that I picked up on my first full day in Washington State. Another item that I bought immediately, but have not personally used is a pair of kitchen tongs. (They did come in handy though for a work picnic). While I don’t regret the purchase per se, this just goes to show the true value of starting with the bare minimum and slowly building out your setup as you discover the limitations through experience. Other kitchen essentials that I picked up but that aren’t directly used for cooking include an airtight container for my rice, a glass food storage container for my lunch, a dish drying mat, sponges, and dish soap. 

It’s not essential, but one fun recent addition to my kitchen is the rice cooker I got for Christmas. The resulting rice is notably better than my stovetop rice, but I will note that it doesn’t exactly save time as the rice is supposed to soak for 30 minutes, cook for 15, and steam for another 15. Another important note is that the measuring cup that comes with the cooker is only about ¾ cup. Thus, when I made my first batch of rice I was a bit thrown off and only had enough rice for three rice bowls instead of my usual four. I made a double batch the second time around which allowed me to create five rice bowls instead. 

While I’m not set up for baking or cooking for a crowd, I truly do have all that I need to cook for myself. Nonetheless, I’m excited to continue building out my kitchen! A few items that I’m considering adding at some point in the future include a kitchen scale, a larger pot, a mixing bowl, a meat thermometer, an immersion blender, and an ice cream maker. We’ll see though because I’m not yet convinced that these items would get regular enough use to justify the cost and space they’d take up in my small kitchen. 

[eva-knits12]

Ransom Drysdale takes care of when you're having your period.

Trigger warning: Ransom taking care of you, period stuff, Ransom buying you feminine hygiene products, mentions of a chronic illness, Ransom baking cookies, fluff

Summary: You're having your period, and Ransom wants to take care of you.

You and Ransom are dating and have been living together for quite some time.

You feel the cramps beginning. You feel it coming. You went to bed early because the cramping was starting to get bad.

"Oh, honey are you feeling better?" asks a concerned Ransom, who is stroking your hair away from your forehead.

"Oh, Ransom. I feel really bad, the cramps are excruciating," you respond, with tears in your eyes. You looked horrible, and were feeling worse.

Ransom picks you up and carries you to the bathroom, bridal style. You shut the door, and relieve yourself. As you wipe yourself clean, there is blood on the toilet paper. You dig through the bathroom cabinet under the sink, only to realize that you're out of pads.

"RANSOM!" you scream.

"Oh, sweetheart. Is it bad? Are you feeling nauseous?", asks Ransom. Your cramps got so bad sometimes that the pain made you nauseous and you would throw up.

"I'm still in pain, but I'm out of pads," you say. You roll up some toilet paper, and place it in your underwear. You wash your hands, and Ransom carries you back to bed, and kisses your forehead. He places a heating pad on you, and turns it on.

"Get some rest, sweetheart. I know you're feeling bad. I know how bad you can get," said Ransom. Right now, he would have traded places with you. He knew about your MS, he knew when you were having a good day, and he knew when you were having a bad. You were having a bad day on top of starting your period. This was just what you needed today.

"Okay, stay here. I'll go to Walgreens and get you some pads," Ransom said, kissing you on the forehead again.

Ransom gets his keys, and gets in the car. He drives to the supermarket instead, and grabs a cart. He was going to score some major boyfriend points right now, and what he wanted to get you would have been more expensive at Walgreens. Walgreens didn't have three aisles of baking supplies. He wanted to make you some cookies later.

Ransom goes to the feminine hygiene aisle first, and places the pads you use in the cart. He also places some overnight pads in the cart. He had never stuck around for this, but you were special to him. He then places Pamprin in the cart because that helped when you were having a bad period, like today. He then heads off to the baking section, and gets some real vanilla, some brown sugar, some chocolate chips, some flour, some regular sugar, and some of those dried cherries that you like. You grew up eating dried cherries.

He even goes to the chocolatier counter and gets you those truffles that you like, along with that peppermint bark that you like. He even gets you that chocolate ice cream that you like.

After Ransom pays for the items, he then goes to your favorite florist and gets you favorite flowers, along with a stuffed teddy bear that says Get Well Soon. The bear is holding a small jar of strawberry hard candy and chocolate kisses. The bear looks like Captain America.

Ransom comes back, only to find you deep in sleep. He unpacks the items, puts the ice cream in the freezer, and puts the chocolates in the fridge. He puts the flowers in vases, and puts the teddy bear on a tray.

Ransom gathers the supplies and starts to measure out the dry ingredients that he needs, and mixes them in a smaller bowl. He remembered to leave the eggs and the butter out, and he let them get to room temperature. Ransom pulls out a large bowl, and mixes the butter, eggs and vanilla. He measures out the sugar and puts in the bowl. He measures out the brown sugar and puts it the bowl. Ransom then mixes in the sugars, and then gradually adds in the dry ingredients. He then adds in the bag of chocolate chips, and even mixes in some of the dried cherries.

Ransom then places the dough in the fridge, and then fixes you some soup for lunch, placing the teddy bear on the tray.

You wake up, and Ransom arrives in the room with the tray.

"Are you feeling better, sweetheart?" Ransom asks.

"I am feeling a little better," you say.

"I made you something to eat. You need to eat something," says Ransom. You see the teddy bear on the tray, and you crash your lips onto Ransoms.

"I love you so much, Ransom," you say after you break the kiss.

"I love you, too," says Ransom.

Ransom feeds you the soup, and then gives you your book. You read for a while, and then fall asleep again. Ransom goes back to kitchen, pulls out the dough, and preheats the oven. He then spoons the cookies onto the greased cookie sheets, and then places the cookies in the oven when the oven is nice and heated.

After the cookies are done, Ransom pulls them out of the oven, and places the next two trays in. Ransom is like you, in that he always uses both of the oven racks to bake the cookies.

After a while, Ransom goes up to check on you, and your sleeping again. He kisses your cheek, and then goes back and checks to see that the cookies are cooling.

Ransom pulls out the last two cookie sheets, and sets them on the counter to let them cool. Ransom loves to bake, and Ransom loves to cook. For dinner, he makes some chicken with some rice on the side.

You hated having your period, and having MS on top of that made you feel worse. You had OT tomorrow, and you were going to need your energy for that.

Ransom wakes you for dinner, and he carries you to the kitchen, bridal style. You smell the cookies, and your mouth waters. You and Ransom talk and eat your dinner. Ransom gives you the flowers.

"Ransom, my sweet boy, you didn't have to do all of this", you say.

"Honey, I love you. I love you so much. I love you, MS and all. You are perfect to me. You will always be perfect to me. I know your periods make you really sick sometimes, and you're having one of those days," says Ransom. "I still love you, even when you're really sick like this," says Ransom.

In Ransom's eyes, you weren't defective. You had MS, and Ransom loves you more for it. He is amazed by your courage and your strength. You eat some of the cookies, and Ransom looks at you lovingly.

"I love you. You are perfect to me," says Ransom.

You give Ransom a loving kiss. He picks you up bridal style and carries you back to the bedroom. Ransom puts on his pajamas, and falls asleep next to you, and kisses your forehead. He wraps you in his arms, and doesn't want you to leave his arms.

[gayness-and-mayhem]

Ok, but the recipe Caroline John gave for chocolate fudge cake in the Doctor Who cookbook is really good actually, so here it is if you want it (with the little introductory bit that goes alongside it).

Ingredients wise, I found it worked best with these measures:

The cake:-

1½ cups plain flour

1½ cups caster sugar

4oz margarine/lard/butter (I used margarine for the cake and butter for the icing bc I had both but not enough to use for both elements. Don't think it really matters what you use though)

2 eggs

5 tablespoons chocolate powder (I used one that was for baking and/or drinking, but whatever you like best)

1 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda (add this to bowl 2 with the flour, chocolate powder and cream of tartar, even though it misses it out in the actual recipe)

1½ teaspoons cream of tartar

½ cup (cold) milk

½ cup boiling water (but please be careful if your only cup measure is completely made of metal, as mine was)

She says to use greased tin foil in your cake tin, but don't. It doesn't work well and you will end up with an inedible cake full of silver bits. I would recommend a silicone cake tin if you have one, or a tin with a removable base and some greaseproof paper that will lie relatively flat if not. (Whatever you use should have relatively high sides bc it will rise quite a lot).

The icing:-

3oz butter

3 tablespoons chocolate powder

3oz icing sugar

There should be enough icing for the middle and the top from these measurements, as long as you don't go overboard in the centre!

Also, when it's ready, it tastes best warmed for 15-20 seconds in the microwave and served with some kind of cream or ice cream. :)

[helenfletcher]

Banana Split Cupcakes are based on one of my favorite ice cream treats and are maybe even better. While most banana cakes are heavy, this is a very light cake filled with pineapple and topped with Strawberry Buttercream. A drizzle of chocolate finishes this treat. I made these in Texas muffin cups so they would hold a lot of the pineapple filling. The filling is straight from my The Marvelous Variable Kolache post with multiple fillings. The smaller cupcakes just seemed too small to hold all that goes into these beauties. These would be a perfect picnic bring along. What Makes These Cupcakes So Special First off, these just look gorgeous and inside there is a surprise. These taste incredible and are really easy to make. The banana cake, pineapple filling and strawberry buttercream are balanced so not one flavor dominates. Make no mistake though, these are boldly flavored for maximum enjoyment. No time to make them start to finish? The banana cupcakes and pineapple filling can be made ahead. Why Use Butter and Oil? Butter and oil are used because they preform different functions leading to this very light, tender cake. The butter adds flavor and fat that adds to the tenderness. The oil contributes to the tenderness and the ability of the cakes to stay moist for more days than butter alone. All butter cakes have a shorter lifespan than cakes made with oil. Buttermilk also contributes to the tenderness and long lifespan. When I owned my bakery, I originally thought I had to use all butter cakes because the bakery made upscale desserts. I quickly found out they did work for restaurants who often don't serve all of the dessert in one day because they would become dry. So, I switched to cakes that used at least some oil in them. By using oil, it also allows the dominant flavor to come through more strongly. Recipe Ingredients Pineapple Filling FRONT ROW: Lemon juice and cornstarch BACK ROW: Crushed pineapple and sugar Banana Cupcakes FRONT ROW: Baking soda, salt, baking powder. SECOND ROW: Unsalted butter THIRD ROW: Vegetable oil, eggs, buttermilk BACK ROW: Cake Flour, granulated sugar and bananas Strawberry Buttercream I have used this strawberry buttercream with its intense strawberry flavor and smooth texture in several ways including Strawberry Buttercream Frosting as well as Strawberry Cake which is a delightfully light spring and summer treat. FRONT ROW: Milk, almond extract SECOND ROW: Unsalted butter BACK ROW: Powdered sugar, red food coloring and freeze dried strawberries Be sure to see the recipe card below for the exact ingredients & instructions. Step by Step Instructions Pineapple Filling Step 1. Mix the sugar and cornstarch together. Step 2. Add it to the well drained crushed pineapple. Step 3. Put everything into a small saucepan. Step 4. Cook over medium heat until the mixture is thick and a spoon run through it leaves a path. Remove from the heat and cool. This can be made a week ahead and stored in the refrigerator Banana Cupcakes Step 5. Place the bananas in the processor. Step 6. Process the bananas until smooth. Step 7. Measure 1 cup and add the oil and buttermilk. Mix together. Step 8. Whisk together the dry ingredients for the cake and set aside. Step 9 Place the butter and sugar in the bowl of a mixer. Step 10. Cream them together until light. Step 11. Add the eggs, one at a time beating until combined completely. Step 12. Add the flour mixture and banana mixture alternately, starting and ending with the flour. Three additions of flour and two of the banana mixture is fine. Step 13. Mix the first flour mixture on low until completely combined, scraping as necessary if you don't have a scraper attachment. Step 14. Add the first banana mixture and beat until combined. Step 15. Continue alternating until the flour and banana are all in. Step 16. Divide the batter between 9 large or Texas muffin tins lined with paper liners.

I used a slightly overfilled #8 scooper to fill them about 3/4 full in the left pan. The right pan was filled with the scooper cleaned off. The cupcakes are slightly smaller. I prefer the larger ones to hold the filling. Step 17. To tunnel out the cupcakes for the filling, I used a large plain piping tip upside down. Step 18. Press it down in a circular motion to remove the cake. Do not go all the way to the bottom. To remove the cake from the pastry tip, poke it out using the back of a small spoon. Step 19. The initial hole is made. Step 20. Save the plugs removed from the cupcakes for later. Step 21. Remove a bit more of the cake with a teaspoon to expand the size of the hole. Step 22. Fill the hole with about 1 tablespoon pineapple filling not quite to the top. Step 23. Replace the plug on top. Step 24. Pipe a swirl of strawberry buttercream on top of the cupcake. Strawberry Buttercream Visit my post on Strawberry Buttercream for Step by Step photographs. Recipe FAQS Can these Banana Split Cupcakes be Frozen? Yes they can either with or without the frosting as you prefer. If freezing, place them on a tray and freeze until hard. Then place them in an airtight container or wrap the tray really well in foil. Freeze for up to a month. Thaw at room temperature. Can I used cold eggs and butter for the cupcakes? The short answer is no for the butter. The butter has to be softened to become light and fluffy when creamed with the sugar. It cream best around 72°F. Room temperature eggs are less lightly to curdle the batter when mixed in but that will be corrected with the addition of flour later. Can the cupcake batter being over mixed? It sure can. When adding the flour and liquid it is important to mix on low so the gluten in the flour does not become elastic. This is necessary when making bread, but it can change the texture of the cake making it chewy or dense. Expert Tips Use a 16 to 20 ounce can crushed pineapple. Make sure to drain the pineapple really well before making the filling or it can be too loose when cooked. The filling can be made a week ahead and refrigerated. The cupcakes can be made in their totality several weeks ahead and frozen. Thaw at room temperature. Be sure to use freeze dried strawberries for the buttercream. They impart a very intense flavor. A few drops of red food coloring enhances the color after the buttercream is mixed. If you didn't have time or forgot to soften your butter, put the stick still wrapped on a plate in the microwave. Microwave for 3 to 5 seconds on each side turning the butter one quarter each time. It should be just perfect for creaming around 72°F. Using a 1/2", #6 open star piping tip will give your cupcakes a professional look. If you love these Banana Split Cupcakes, It would be hugely helpful and so appreciated it if you would take a moment to leave a rating below. Thank you. Banana Split Cupcakes Banana Split Cupcakes are based on one of my favorite ice cream treats and are maybe even better. While most banana cakes are heavy, this is a very light cake filled with pineapple and topped with Strawberry Buttercream. A drizzle of chocolate finishes this treat. Large Texas Muffin Cups Pineapple Filling1 1/2 cups crushed pineapple, very well drained1/2 cup granulated sugar (200 grams)2 teaspoons cornstarch2 teaspoons lemon juiceBanana Cupcakes1 1/2 cups cake flour (210 grams)1 teaspoon baking soda3/4 teaspoon baking soda1/4 teaspoon salt1 cup banana puree1/3 cup buttermilk1/3 cup oil1/2 cup unsalted butter, softened (114 grams or 1 stick)1 1/4 cups granulated sugar (250 grams)2 large eggsStrawberry Buttercream3 cups freeze dried strawberries (from 2 -1.2 ounce packages2 1/3 cups powdered sugar (300 grams)3/4 cup unsalted butter, softened (170 grams -1 1/2 sticks)3/4 teaspoon almond extractRed food color, optionalsemisweet chocolate as needed Line 9 large Texas muffin cups with cupcake liners. Set aside Preheat the oven to 350°F.

Pineapple FillingThis will make more than you need. The extra filling is great on toast, a bagel (especially with cream cheese also), as an ice cream topping (loosen it with a bit of water) or as a topping for anything. Whisk the sugar and cornstarch together. Combine all the ingredients in a small saucepan. Stirring constantly, bring to a boil and boil about one minute until a spoon drawn through it leaves a wide trail that does not fill in. Cool. This can be made a week ahead and refrigerated.Banana CupcakesCombine the flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt. Whisk to combine. Set aside.Place the bananas in the bowl of a processor or blender and puree until smooth. Add the buttermilk and oil, whisk together and set aside.Cream the butter and sugar until combined. Add the eggs one at a time, mixing well. Alternately add the flour and banana mixture, starting and ending with the flour.Fill the 9 cupcake liners about 3/4 full. A #8 disher/scooper makes this easy. Bake for about 25 to 30 minutes until a tester comes out cleanly or they spring back when lightly touched. Cool completely.AssemblySee photos for the easiest way to do this.Using a large pastry tip upside down in the middle of the cake, core out the center. Save the plug just removed. Widen the hole a bit more with a teaspoon.Fill the hole generously with the pineapple filling and replace the plug on top. Set aside.Strawberry ButtercreamPlace half the strawberries and half the powdered sugar the the bowl of a processor. Process until the strawberries are one with the powdered sugar. Repeat with the second half.Combine all of the ingredients except the food coloring in the bowl of a mixer. Beat on low to combine. Raise the speed to medium and beat until lightened. Add the food coloring as desired.Using a #6 or 1/2" open piping tip, finish the cupcakes with a swirl of buttercream. Melt a little semisweet chocolate at half power in a microwave. Dip a spoon in the melted chocolate and wave it over the iced cupcakes. The cupcakes can be stored for 3 days at room temperature or frozen for up to a month. There is always an abundance of photos to guide you in the post above. As always, I recommend using a scale for accuracy and consistency.  Flour, in particular, is difficult to measure by volume.  For my recipes, I use 140 grams per cup of unsifted  all-purpose, bread or whole wheat flour and 125 grams of cake flour. Others may use different weights so use whatever they suggest.     I used the term softened butter where others refer to room temperature butter because some rooms are too cold or too warm.  The ideal temperature for butter  to be creamed is 72°F.                                                                                                   The bananas should be fairly ripe as seen in the photograph.   Use a 16 to 20 ounce can crushed pineapple. Make sure to drain the pineapple really well before making the filling or it can be too loose when cooked.  The filling can be made a week ahead and refrigerated. There will be extra filling. The extra filling is great on toast, a bagel (especially with cream cheese also), as an ice cream topping (loosen it with a bit of water) or as a topping for anything. The cupcakes can be made in their totality several weeks ahead and frozen. Thaw at room temperature. Be sure to use freeze dried strawberries for the buttercream. They impart a very intense flavor.  You will need 2 -1.2 ounce packages.   A few drops of red food coloring enhances the color after the buttercream is mixed.  This is optional. If you didn't have time or forgot to soften your butter, put the stick still wrapped on a plate in the microwave. Microwave for 3 to 5 seconds on each side turning the butter one quarter each time. It should be just perfect for creaming.  Using a 1/2", #6 open star piping tip will give your cupcakes a professional look.  Otherwise,  feel free to spoon it on in swirls.  The cupcakes be stored at room temperature, covered for  days or freeze for longer storage.  

  Cake, Cupcakes, SnackAmericanBanana cupcakes, Filled cupcakes, Strawberry Frosting

[whogavemoththerighttohyperfix]

your fic’s awesome! you mentioned wanting HCs— could I have some Jane/Penny friendship with the other kids? 🌟

ID LOVE TOO!!

Penny is honest to god one of the most protective people in the friend group.

If Mischa is the mum friend, Constance is the Dad friend then penny is the bodyguard

Girl with throw you across the room with her pinky if you get to close to her friend than she likes.

She’s also like insanely strong, people think Mischa is the muscle and body of the friend group which he is to an extent but penny is in his level

Hold a grudge till she dies

They all do “I’ll knock you’ll talk” and every single time she gets stuck with the talking part

She dosent really mind though

The group had a competition on whether she was a cat or a dog person, she’s both

She has a Cat called Max and a dog called Katy, she thinks it’s funny that she switched the names

Only Noel, Mischa and Constance know how to drive but sometimes Penny will somehow get behind the wheel,

Every single one of them ended up huddling together and crying as Penny laughed like a madman

They regret it every time and say it will be the last time she goes behind athe wheel of a car in her life

She somehow does it again everytime

Made a bet that she could stay in the air using Rickys crutches for half an hour without wavering.

She stayed in the air for an hour, and won £50. She also couldn’t write for the next three days but it was worth it. She bought them all as much McDonald’s as they could eat

She can and will break into your house to cuddle

One time decked oceans dad in the face, he was high at the time so he dosent remember it but Penny says it still counts

Ok now onto general ones for each character

Mischa and penny get alone so we’ll man, she also practically lives with him. Mischa literally has a set up med specifically for her away from the one he has for the others

They’re both very cometative gamers and will curse out anyone in games no matter how much the others tell them to shut up.

One time when Mischa got into a fight with another student Penny ran up and put them into a choakhold until a teacher came and she gave him over with a smile

Mischa bought her ice cream as a thanks

If they go to the beach they always ended fake drowning eachother as in pulling eachother under the water until there both stopped and put on time out

Constance and penny are such a cute duo honest to god they’ll run around holding hands.

The both have a tendency to drag the other to look at what they want usually stuffeded animals or something though.

They’re an ungodly team at bowling, like if your up against them you better start praying for you life now cause you are getting beat 100%

Ricky and Penny were actually the first out of all of them to become friends, they were next door neighbours they had playdates even before nursery.

They practically read each other’s mind, all of them can speak with no words but then two especially, Ricky couldn’t talk and Penny didn’t like to so they can literally just stare talk

One time used Ricky’s crutches to beat up a kid who made fun of him for having to use them.

She also bought him cat and galaxy stickers for them to decorate his crutches with. He never took them off and let the others add to it

Ocean and her both basically have the same time tables at school, they spend basically every class together And the teachers hate them for it.

Ocean gives her math and English study plans and notes and Penny helps her out in PE

As in she will just pick ocean up when they’re doing a lap around the pitch because she will have an asthma attack and the PE teachers won’t let her use her in hailer

Going back to the HC that she decked Oceans dad, it was because the Choir saw him yelling at her and fuckin lunged at him.

He dosent remember a thing and she’s still kind of bitter that he dosent cayse she wants him to remember it

Noel and her get along so much better than people around them think, like Noel has a obsession with france Penny has an obsession with Italy

They both bond over it and plan to visit both country’s together. They’re saving up together

They are WLW and MLM friendship and both have beat up homophobes for the other

She also taught Noel how to fight! Cause she thought it would be fun

Noel: I don’t wanna do this

Penny: when I’m done with you, you’ll be able to choke a man to death with your thighs in heels

Noel: ok I’m in

Mischa: she can actually do that

Ocean: I know and I’m scared of Noel having that ability

Noel is literally a half decent fighter thanks to her, which is an amazing accomplishment cause man can’t do shit

[kcrossvine-art]

heya! today on Redwall Cookin delights, we have a slow and easygoing crumble. And i Do Not poison myself this time either! Still no idea what went wrong with that last recipe. I also have covid as of writing this, not as of cooking it thankfully, so apologies for any slime. Hare’s Haversack Crumble is todays star of the show-

(You can also find the original recipe at the bottom if you’d like to follow along)-

MY NAMES CROSS NOW LETS COOK LIKE ANIMALS

SO, “what goes in to a Hare’s Haversack Crumble?” YOU MIGHT ASK

fresh or thawed, blueberries OR blackberries

sugar

And special guests (aka the entire rest of cast and crew);

all-purpose flour

unsalted butter

ground cinnamon

salt

light brown sugar

chopped hazelnuts, pecans, OR any favourite nut

Custard sauce or ice cream, for serving

AND, “what does Hare’s Haversack Crumble taste like?” YOU MIGHT ASK

Words are hard in my head, as far as crumbles go its nothing too special but-

Pecans steal the limelight of everything else

A warm, sweet, tender blanket on the berries and crumbs

The blackberries hold their form better than the blueberries (so if textures a concern id say go full blueberry)

But the taste between the two is very lovely

I think this would pair well with a raspberry or strawberry icecream

Homely, light, pleasant

. used fresh half measurement blueberries, half measurement blackberries . where any variety nut called for, used pecans . where custard or ice cream called  for, used vanilla bean ice cream

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Theres nothing wrong with him, and theres nothing very standout about him either, is the issue when it comes to writing recipe reviews like these ones. Because once ive described a crumble in this series, and i have oh boy have i, there has to be something outstanding about all future crumbles. And thats the burden of having a predecessor. This is a good crumble.

But do i restate what ive already stated in the cherry crumble? Do i repeat that entire story to you with minor edits? Or do i assume youve already read it? Its a weird choice to make. This one is a bonafide goth counterpart to the cherry crumble, perhaps itll become the middle sibling of a treat in winter. A familiar weight to the seasons that turn.

Hare’s Haversack Crumble, a berry-based nutty crumble, gets a 5/10 (with 1 being food that makes one physically sick and 10 being food that gives one a lust for life again.)

🐁 ORIGINAL RESIPPY TEXT BELOW 🐁

Fruit:

1 quart (4 cups) fresh or frozen (thawed) blueberries or blackberries

2 tablespoons sugar, or to taste

Topping:

1 cup all-purpose flour

6 tablespoons unsalted butter, at room temperature, cubed

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/2 packed cup light brown sugar

3/4 cup chopped hazelnuts, pecans or any favourite nut

Custard sauce (see recipe, page 15) or ice cream, for serving

Method:

Preheat the oven to 375° F. Place the berries in a large glass pie plate and sprinkle them with the sugar, adding a little more ifthe berries are very tart.

In a bowl, stir together the flour, cinnamon and salt. Add the butter and rub it into the flour with your fingers (alternately, pulse the dry ingredients and butter in a food processor) until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Mix in the brown sugar.

Sprinkle the crumble mixture evenly over the berries, then scatter the nuts over the top.

Bake until the topping is crisp and golden, 25 to 30 minutes.

Serve warm, with custard sauce or ice cream.

[writteninkat]

KATSUKI BAKUGOU W/ CHUBBY READER

a/n: y'all saw that bullshit ask about katsuki being fatphobic fight??? yeah what a great way to start my fucking day. :) the way he fought against Uraraka during the sports festival, the way he treated her no differently than how he treated his other opponents. and the way he's a lot of people (a lot of chubby people's) comfort character and for that anon to put him down like that as someone that low. fight me anon. my family are already a bunch of fatphobic morons don't add in katsuki to that pile of rubbish.

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the blond boy loves using your thighs as a headrest/pillow. doesn't matter whether you're in the common area of the dorm, in your room or at each other's house, he will lay his head there and don't bother pushing him away. it's his spot.

when you restrict yourself from eating something you like cause you think you're "too fat now", he will throw his phone away or whatever he's holding and will drag you to Sato's room or wherever just to get you to eat that certain food

"but suki i'm getting fat already-"

"you're not, idiot. what made you think so?"

you grab on your love handles and look at him

he steps behind you, resting his chin on your shoulder as he squeezes on your love handles. "are you going to get rid of my favorite squeezee squeeze?"

unless you really want to lose weight and wanna tone your body, he'll be there every step of the way, waking you up at 5am to jog around the campus, yelling at you to finish your workout and then give you massages whenever you get muscle pain

and don't even think of losing your double chin cause you've noticed how much katsuki loves pinching and just overall fondling it. like it's become a habit of hiscthat he doesn't mind doing in front of others

when you complain how you're "so fat now" cause your weight is around 180 lbs???

"hell yeah that's all my love right there. 180 lbs of beautiful, perfect cuddle material."

he never thought he had a thing for thighs but as soon as you walked in his life??? you completely changed him lmao

oh someone made fun of you cause you didn't fit the insane beauty standards of today's world? give him a min and he'll have that fuckface begging at your feet for forgiveness. and not because they're scared of what katsuki might do to them, but also because they're genuinely sorry

he loves how you eat every single food in your plate. especially when it was him who cooked you the food??? when the plate/bowl comes back to him empty, he feels warm inside

when he buys food for himself, he always has another order just for you

has a cabinet full of your favorite snacks just in case you get hungies or cravies when you're at his dorm lmao

when girls compliment him for having a nice body he immediately turns to you and goes "but have you seen this fine, hot piece of ass?" slaps your ass "how'd i get so lucky?

he loves it when you use bikinis cause he rarely sees you in them and when the girls are helping you take a picture for the gram??? let him in on it he'll find you the best angles

goes along your "no sugar" bullshit days

"hey babe? we're definitely gonna start dieting tomorrow." you say as you shove gummy bears in your mouth

"yeah, yeah definitely." katsuki nods his head

no diet was ever started the next say. what was started however, was your ice cream eating competition. who can finish their tub of ice cream first????

[18+ ...]

loves eaying you out cause your 😼 be chubby n soft as fuck he fucking loves drowning in it

leaves hickeys everywhere. on nights when you feel especially insecure, he'll ask where you feel unconfident and will cover that whole area with bites and kisses.

don't tell him you're insecure about your neck cause you'll have to find a way to cover that entire area tomorrow

squeezes your sides or thighs when he's about to release, a full handful of you and when you ever decide to tone down your body, he'll be there cheering you on but will def miss having something to squeeze lol

loves it when he wraps his arms around you and you completely fill them. god you feel so warm and so soft and he's so in love he'll start crying on the spot as he makes love to you

tell him your jeans can't fit you anymore and he will take it as an invitation a fuck you with your legs on his shoulders cause "goddamn..." he runs his hands up and down your thighs as he continues thrusts in you, "these mamis got even bigger? that's so fucking hot, love."

[hanemiso]

Operation: Dairy For Dazai

>>>a dazai osamu x reader<<<

request: "omg i love your post about Dazai and his possibility of having lactose intolerance hahaha, i wish you could do a fanfic out from that"

a/n: um this is such a great idea??? this was so much fun to write omg i hope y'all like it! also i know dazai doesn't necessarily drink coffee with milk and sugar/creamer, but for the sake of the story he does! also sorry if the gif looks weird, i couldn't find his weird little run anywhere else.

synopsis: no one has seen dazai drink milk or consume dairy of any kind...it's up to the agency to figure out if dazai is lactose intoleralnt or not!

warnings: one swear word, dazai not being able to handle dairy

"hey atsushi, you ever notice that dazai doesn't consume dairy?"

"what do you mean, y/n?" atsushi asks, glancing up at you from the computer.

"think about it. have you ever seen dazai drink milk? eat cheese? buy ice cream?" you press on, raising your brows.

atsushi takes a second to think before responding with, "now that you mention it, no i haven't...why are you asking anyway?"

"i think dazai is lactose intolerant."

you now have atsushi's full attention as he rolls closer to your desk and furrows his brows. he looks around the room for the brunette you're talking about before turning back to you, "you think so? i don't know...maybe it's like a dietary thing."

you deadpan, "you really think the man who goes out of his way to try new attempts at committing suicide--the one who came into the office with a hallucinogenic mushroom from a random mountain--is concerned with his own nutrition?"

atsushi goes silent and nods his head in agreement.

"come on, atsushi. i mean, why would that be the one thing out of his entire diet that he'd choose to cut out?"

"that's true, i've seen the kinds of things he eats...but why is this something you're interested in?"

"because, atsushi, the thought of THE dazai osamu even having one slight weakness--and the fact that it very well may be dairy, of all things-- is amusing. you don't find it interesting? that he can survive things like bullet wounds and getting kidnapped without any problem, but a glass of milk could completely ruin him?"

atsushi was beginning to take interest in what you were talking about. you had a point, he couldn't deny that. they don't know much about dazai and his life as it is. just as it began clicking in his brain, kunikida walks over to your desk to tell you both to get back to work. at the sound of his footsteps, you turn towards him and before he can say anything at all, you ask him the same question as atsushi. kunikida has a smiliar reaction and response to atsushi, which just adds to the curiosity of dazai's possible dairy problem.

"i don't pay attention to that idiot's diet anyway, nor do i care." he says matter-of-factly.

anyone could tell that kunikida was slightly interested, just by the way he was continuing to linger by your desk as you continued talking about it with atsushi. soon enough, tanizaki had joined the conversation; then ranpo and kenji, and soon everyone in the agency other than fukuzawa. everyone was huddled around your desk, sharing memories of dazai's lack of dairy consumption. it was then decided that this theory of dazai being lactose intolerant would be put to the test when dazai returned to the office.

ranpo had come up with the idea, it wasn't too elaborate but a simple plan that could trick even the likes of dazai into drinking a glass of milk. during the discussion of dazai's dietary habits, it was also brought to everyone's attention by kunikida that it seems dazai doesn't have a high spice tolerance either. with that in mind, the plan was for the agency to have a joint dinner tonight, with curry on the menu tonight; spicy curry to be exact. dazai always flirts with you in the office, so it was your job to distract him by indulging in his pick-up lines and such. once he takes a bite and realizes it's too spicy for him, he'd try to find water to alleviate the pain, but coincidentally there is no water in sight. because of this, he'd be forced to drink the glass of milk you hand him. of course, if this didn't work, for dessert you'd give him a cup of coffee with milk and sugar (he uses non-dairy creamer in his coffee anyway).

you and kyouka set up a table to put the bowls of curry on, while atsushi and kunikida began bringing in the curry. tanizaki, naomi, and ranpo were in charge of getting the desserts to really sell the image of a nice gathering. kenji and yosano were in charge of tinkering with the water pipes to close off any possibility of access to water. this task was treated with such care, as any mission brought into the agency would be. each and every one of you were interested in learning about this side of dazai; are you going the extra mile for such a minuscule detail of someone's life? yes, but will it be amusing to find out the truth? also yes.

soon enough, dazai is spotted out the window. the truth is about to be revealed, and you are all nervous but excited.

"remember guys, act natural! operation: dairy for dazai starts now!" you exclaim quietly.

you can hear everyone take a deep breath and begin "talking" amongst themselves as dazai walks in. he stops in his tracks as he eyes the table holding all the bowls of curry and widens his eyes in surprise.

"oh? what's this?" he asks, gesturing to the table.

"y/n suggested having dinner in the agency tonight, so we got some curry and desserts." atsushi explains.

"have a bowl, dazai-kun." you smile at him as you hand him the bowl of spicy curry.

"ah, you're too nice, my belladonna!" he exclaims and grabs the bowl.

so far so good, you think.

you can feel the tension in the room as everyone waits for dazai to take a bite. the conversations carry on amongst people, but no one was truly paying attention to what was being said. the gazes of each member of the agency shifted to dazai as he raised the spoon up to his mouth. you could hear the sound of everyone in the room holding their breaths, even kunikida was sweating.

once the spoon had been placed in his mouth, everyone froze in place. you and atsushi tried to pretend to not be paying much attention to dazai, but it was so hard not to when all of a sudden he stopped chewing. you both slowly turn your head towards him and see his eyes go wide once again. he hurries to the nearest trashcan and spits out the spoonful, quickly turning and looking for a cup of water on the table.

"w-what's wrong, dazai-san?" atsushi asks, also sweating.

"h-hot! spicy curry! atsushi-kun, i need water! please!" dazai exclaims.

you run to the table and pretend to look for a cup of water before grabbing the glass of milk and hurrying towards dazai.

"sorry dazai-kun, i couldn't find any water, but i heard milk helps with the pain!" you hold out the glass of milk.

it feels like time stops as dazai sits there, breathing shallows breaths in attempts to stop the fire in his mouth, and contemplating whether he wants to try his luck with continuing to gasp for air or drinking the milk. he hates suffering, after all. in his mind, all that matters at this moment is extinguishing the flames dancing on his tongue. he grabs the glass, just as planned, and drinks a couple big gulps. everyone is now turned to him, asking if he's okay.

"i'm...fine." he says between pants.

now it was only a matter of time. the dinner continued as normal, but dazai wasn't as social as usual. he sat down with you and atsushi as you continued to talk about different missions.

"oh yeah, dazai-kun, do you remember--" you turn to look at him but realize he's staring at the ground intently as sweat beads on his face, "dazai?"

he blinks once and tries regaining his composure as he looks up at you with his usual smile, "yes, belladonna?"

"are you feeling alright?" you ask with concern laced in your voice.

"of course i am!" dazai tries to reply cheerily, but his bright tone is cut off by a rumbling in his stomach that makes his face twist.

he tries replacing his expression with a smile again, but it looks more pained as another low rumble emits from his body. at this point, everyone in the office is stealing glances. he looks back at the ground as his eyes widen yet again, and only two words are uttered before he takes off running to the bathroom:

"oh shit."

everyone stares at the door, processing what just happened. it was so silent, the only sound you could hear was dazai's rapid footsteps echoing down the hall.

"i knew it." you smirk a bit to yourself.

but your feeling of victory is brief as the horrid smell invades your nostrils. your poor co-workers get assaulted by the same stench, and you all are forced to evacuate.

operation: dairy for dazai was a success, but at what cost?

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BONUS: how chuuya found out about dazai's lactose intolerance

chuuya was the only person who knew of dazai's problem with dairy, but the way he found out was purely accidental and scarred him.

the event took place when they were 17, and they were both stopping for a drink at a local cafe after a mission. the mission wasn't too bad, but it was early in the morning and chuuya wanted coffee. dazai told him it would stunt his already lacking growth, so chuuya wasn't in the greatest mood; he never was around dazai.

"i wanna sit down so you can order for me!" dazai claps his hands together.

"hey! i don't wan-" chuuya begins to protest but dazai cuts him off while walking away.

"you know what i like!"

chuuya grumbles in annoyance as he heads to the counter and orders two drinks. in his fit of anger, he accidentally ordered two coffees with milk and sugar, but failed to notice as he brought the cups to the table dazai sat at. he narrows his eyes as he sets the cup down in front of dazai and sits across from him. chuuya stares out the window to try and tune out dazai when he hears dazai ask him something quietly.

"is there...milk in this?"

chuuya scoffs and replies, "what's wrong, can't handle a bit of milk?"

he was obviously joking, but the sound that emits from dazai's body in response makes him realize it was no joke. dazai quickly stands and runs to the bathroom while chuuya sits there in disbelief, but with the hope that the rest of the day won't be ruined because of it.

that was wishful thinking though, as they frequently had to stop at public restrooms on their way home and chuuya had to deal with the rancid odor that followed dazai as closely as his own shadow.

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[nekoannie-chan]

Did you love him?

Pairing: Steve Rogers X OFC (Kathleen).

Word count: 1058 words.

Summary: Steve is nervous about the next mission, because it was to catch his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend.

Warnings: Jealousy.

A/N: This is my entry to @buckysbirdie​’s Birdie’s Ice Cream Shop Writing Challenge with the next ice cream:

Sugar cone: Steve Rogers and mention of plastic bowl: other MCU character.

Flavor Vanilla: Original.

Topping: Salty Candy category: angst prompts:

“You really loved him, didn’t you?”

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August 2014

 Steve felt that the new missions were overwhelming them, barely and spent time with Kath, although he couldn't help but worry, he feared that might cause problems in their relationship after everything they had lived.

He took the next folder with documents from the next mission, and for a few seconds he froze, he did not expect what he was reading, although it did not seem strange to him either; however, if he was worried about how Kath was going to feel, maybe she should not go on that mission. She knew she had been shattered after discovering that her ex-boyfriend was part of HYDRA.

He was to go talk to her, that mission would begin the following week, he got up and left his office to go to where she was. He swallowed when he saw that she was reading the same documents.

"Are you okay?" Steve asked cautiously.

"Why wouldn't I be?" Kathleen didn't take her eyes off the papers. It was nothing unexpected, she just didn't think it was so soon, not after the last event that had happened before Steve asked him to join the Avengers again and start a relationship. Rogers got to see what she was reading.

"You don't need to go on that mission...”

"Steve, I'm the only one who can get them out of any place in case they're in danger or we have to flee," Kathleen said.

"But, doll, I'm worried that...”

"I know this mission is to catch Rumlow. You have nothing to worry about, Steve, I'm going to be fine,” she continued, this time she looked Steve in the eye. I also know that we won't make it at this time, maybe in the future.

"Was it a premonition?" Steve asked.

"No, I didn't have one, but... I know him or I knew him and I know that from some time he will escape so as not to be caught," she replied.

"Kath, I think you should avoid going on this mission," Steve said.

"No, believe me, they're going to regret it if I don't go, I'm your only way to escape if something goes wrong.

Steve watched her for a few seconds, he was afraid to ask the question that appeared in his head, but he had to ask it, he needed to know if he had any reason to worry. “You really loved him, didn't you?” he finally questioned.

"I loved him, yeah, that's true. But not anymore, he betrayed me, he betrayed us all. Steve, you can be completely sure that I love you," she said, Steve smiled upon hearing those words.

The last thing Steve wanted was for them to continue to suffer, they had had enough in recent years, and now it was time to try to be happy.