#they're there technically! and they're very ashamed 😔

[ohheckstuff]

Qs for your cult of the lamb au as requested :]]

Does it have a name?

Describe the base idea for it to me like I'm a toddler

Who's your favorite character to draw?

What's a nom-spoiler headcanon you can tell us?

Hiiii omg thank you so much for asking!

The working name I have for it is the "Beyond Death Au"

My fave to draw is the Lamb because I am having so so much trouble figuring out my design for Nar Nar

Imma put the headcanon here cause all that got so so long but I imagine the Darkwoods as a Baoyu and in future art Imma have a lot of fun with that

Now under the cut is the whole premise of the au and some spicy Lamb Art😩🔥🤯🤯🤯

I made this au because I kept wondering what happened to all the Lambs after they died. The resurrection ritual as done in the game follows the rule that as long as a follower has not been sacrificed to other entities, they can be resurrected.

My brain makes sense of this by using the law of matter. When followers die they aren't destroyed, they are transferred somewhere else that the bishop/God of death has access to, or they're transferred to other beings out of death's reach.

The best way to describe it is like a sandwich, the sandwich is either in the fridge where you can get it later or someone else has your sandwich and that's out of your hands now. (If it wasn't clear the sandwich in this analogy is souls who have died)

So in the case of the souls of the dead lambs, where are the damn sandwiches????

It could be that they don't have access to the souls of the lambs because they aren't devoted to the cult since you aren't able to resurrect heretics, but is this a case of can't or just rather not? What'd be the point storywise of resurrecting them in game. It also wouldn't make sense for the Bishop of Death to only have domain over the dead devoted to them.

Now, knowing all this who could blame a lamb with the world on their shoulders for making questionable decisions to find the answer to all this?

Thanks for reading it all here’s that hot spicy boiling lamb art/j 🫣🤫🤯😩🔥🔥🔥🔥

[minnaci]

min i hope it isn’t too late (i meant to send you an ask this morning but forgot 😭) but could i please ask about your thoughts on alhaitham as a streamer! i love that au for him tbh hehe :>

OMG STREAMER HAITHAM <33333 MAN THAT HE IS <3333 he's one of my favs for this au okay okay okay okay

haitham doesn't really temper his personality to be more appealing to his viewers— in his words, "if they like me, they'll watch. if not, they won't. it doesn't matter either way to me." which landed him in some hot water because people tried to say he was being ungrateful towards his fans LOL

he's very blunt, and he's very smart. i imagine him similar to disguisedtoast (one of my favorite streamers irl..... maybe i am biased...). haitham is a little weaker at games that require a lot of technical skill (not that he's bad, but they're not games he prefers to play). he excels at strategy or social deduction games (yes, he had an among us phase. no, he's not ashamed of it). he started out playing civilization vi (he is an old man at heart), but cyno (an online friend at the time) introduced him to the world of tcgs via hearthstone.

despite his more abrasive personality, he's remained pretty controversy-free through his online career, mostly because he simply doesn't care about drama or discourse enough to insert himself into it. people are always surprised at how tall he is when he shows up to cons. one person in particular expressed surprised that he was taller than them (the person was 5'4). when kaveh heard about this he didn't stop laughing at haitham for nearly 30 minutes. on stream.

it's an inside joke on haitham's stream that he's quitting as soon as he saves up enough for his retirement, but most of his chatters don't actually realize that it's a joke, at least until haitham does a rare non-gaming stream for his birthday in which he gets a lil tipsy (read: blackout drunk) and proceeds to be very very sappy about how much he enjoys this job because he loves his friends and his viewers, and he actually calls out the usernames of few of his longest supporters who have been subscribed to him since the beginning. he unfortunately never lives it down and it deals a huge hit to his idgaf facade... and nobody takes him seriously when he threatens to retire ever again 😔

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HELP ITS ME SUMI

The londoner in ur birmie squad sjdhhdf

i am so sorry bro i dont think i am who u think i am 😭😭

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#4

aras have you seen the Joan of Arc outfit yet

I HAVE NOW KSKDKLEODJ DKDOEOL I AM GOING RVEN MORE INSANE GOING TO WATCH THE STREAM NOW

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3000 posts!

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19 notes - Posted August 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I love the energy and all and I don’t want to offend but as a Muslim girl i can tell you that it is literally haram to identify as anything other than your god given gender. Like I’m not trying to be rude and I’m glad that there a respectful supportive people out there but if you’re looking at the Quran and other islamic book you’ll find stories about how its considered haram. Accepting the islam religion means accepting everything and dedicating yourself to it you can’t just pick and choose.

omg my first anon hate hahaha

i know im not obligated to answer hate but im going to anyway bcuz of i have things to say (sparkle emoji) (im on pc and dont have the energy to find an emoji keyboard)

okay first of all nowhere did i say that I identify as Muslim. i get that it was ambiguous tho so its cool. to clarify,, I am personally not Muslim but I kind of have to act like one so I don't get kicked to the streets or some shit lol and maybe I'm a bit of a coward idkkk but anyways

I would be interested to know what other Islamic books ur talking about btw, but I'm pretty sure the quran doesn't mention being trans anywhere at all. in fact I'm pretty certain, I've read it multiple times with translation and commentary interpretations and anyway being trans wasn't really a 'known' thing back then? bcuz obviously patriarchy and gender roles n segregation blah blah was wayyyy more yk. shit I forgot the word. uhhh yk like prevalent?? ofc the quran does mention a shitton about gender roles,, so yk men r the breadwinners, women raise the kids and keep house and be good wives etc. and also remember the big important fact:: GENDER AND SEX R DIFFERENT THINGS!!! meaning technically u cant be 'born' a gender (omfg my keyboard hates me imagine a question mark here) ur born with certain genitals and society assigns u a gender based on that . sounds a bit fucked when u put it like that actually but anyway back when the quran was being revealed this wasn't a known thing cuz yk they didn't have studies on this stuff,, and yea ur probably gonna say 'but the quran came from allah and he knows everything' well the fact of the matter is he either forgot or smth idk I don't speak for God but trans people definitely exist that's a fact we know so yeah. oh I should come back to my point which was, even with the quran saying those things about what ur supposed to do based on whats in ur pants which is crazy outdated anyway it doesn't take gender ≠ sex into consideration either soo ye that's the most it could've said about being trans and that not very valid anymore rip and that's not even mentioning non-binary people

and anyway Islam is literally all about acceptance and respect and everything so idk it would probably be better if u didn't go around telling ppl they're 'literally haram' for being trans or gay or any typa queer bcuz its literally not our choice (insert question marks) believe me I would fucking love to be comfortable in my 'female' body but I cant no matter how much I try to force myself so I'm sorry dude. no one would choose to be stuck in a situation like this. personally, I believe Islam needs a super massive reformation. well not Islam exactly, but a lot of things said in the quran r outdated wildly now, while a lot of it will also always be relevant, eg. everyone being equal and yk give to the poor etc. i have absolutely nothing against Muslims (I have it against my family for being so forceful about religion - different thing) yall r super cool and ik being a Muslim girl isn't easy believe me, but genuinely seeing Muslim people around and yk, just existing in wider society outside of Islamic spaces makes me feel so proud of where I came from even if its not been the best experience. have u seen the show We are Lady Parts (question mark) its about an all female Muslim punk band and there's only six episodes I literally watched it all today but the message of it is what I'm trying to get to you. u don't have to be the perfect pious wife to be considered a 'good Muslim',, there are so many ways u can show faith. you don't have to be a big strong man who can handle all pain with ease while single-handedly providing for a family either.

anyways peace out that sure was a journey lol and I definitely have forgot some of the things I wanted to say but yea that's all don't forget to like and subscribe &lt;3

(colours r to make it easier to read for people with shorter attention spans,, they don't have any other significance)

36 notes - Posted February 9, 2022

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[teasandcardigans]

Okay, so, picrew game.

I'm white and pretty pale, but I have a ton of moles/birthmarks everywhere plus a bit of post acne on my forehead.

I have dark brown curly hair and an undercut haircut with the short part being very short (almost shaved) and the long being long enough to reach my mouth.

I have dark brown eyes, they're pretty round and not very big, normal length eyelashes.

Pretty thick and well shaped eyebrows.

Puffy lips with a pretty distinct colour (meaning they are pink enough to be fairly visible).

Straight nose with the tip a bit up.

Surprisingly have sort of visible cheekbones.

I don't wear glasses and I don't have my ears pierced yet.

(Sorry, I didn't check if the picrew lets you do something about the body type but I am on the plus size and in possession of some muscles.)

i-

i spent an ungodly amount of time on this

and i feel like it's so wrong

i'm so sorry

SO LET ME EXPLAIN MYSELF WITH THIS BJFGJFB BC IM ASHAMED BC I THINK I GOT IT SO WRONG JFGHFJGHJ

- the only acne options were like full face and i didn't wanna add something wrong so i opted to nix that

- i got so confused on how to make the hair,,,,, i'm not proud of it im so sorry i tried so hard, i deadass had google open in the next tab trying my best to find something remotely accurate and 😔im so sorry if this is so inaccurate its offensive

- CURLY OPTIONS WERE NOT THE VIBE

- so you said puffy pink lips and the pink color seemed rlly dark so i went with the shape but didn't add color

- sweater vibes bc you seem like you enjoy the cozy things in life

- there are also more moles under the sweater so just fyi i did try to match that

i did my best okay and technically i promised "the best of my ability" but i still care a lot abt making it right but im just gonna stop talking now-