#they'd be so chaotic

[ryminsteddiesashanne]

Just got the random urge to ship Mammon x Solomon so I think I'm going to draw what they would wear on their first date together

[alittledoseofchaos]

Idea that has been bugging me:

Sooooo..... I've really gotten into dp × DC stuff recently, as well as dp in general, and i now have a mlb × dp crossover idea that WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! It's so annoying.

Anyways, the idea is that after some accident with the miraculous or something, Marinette becomes immortal and magical. And at some point Marinette meets Danny and they get along like a house on fire. So Marinette accidentally becomes a representation of life and Danny is a representation of death, and their the best of friends.

But instead of continuing their hero gigs, they open an interdimensional safe space for anyone who needs it. My initial thought was that it'd be a coffee shop, but then I was like 'they could be so much more though'. That gave me the idea that it's a multipurpose building! So there is a reading corner, a place to buy clothes (or place orders for specific designs), and it just continues to go on. You need car help? They got you, go enjoy some of the places coffee and pastries. I think it'd be funny if it was called something like 'The Oasis' but there are probably better names.

Then the idea of teenage superheros from different universes finding the Oasis just amused me so much that I couldn't help but wonder what Marinette and Danny would do around adult heros. I've decided that they'll help them, but their also trolling with them the entire time.

Like, Marinette and Danny have convinced half the Justice League that their Bruce's long-lost children. They casually mention things that have Constantine wondering why two children know so much about the death realm.

Also, whenever the Oasis is in the Marvel universe, they'll change their appearance a little bit and introduce themselves with a different name each time. This combined with the Oasis' tendency to never show up in the same exact place twice, leads to the Avengers arguing about who runs the establishment and where it is in New York. (At one point Quicksilver swears he saw the Oasis in a different country during a mission.) SHIELD eventually figures out the Oasis and decides to just let them do whatever cause as two beings that represent life and death, they could be doing so much worse.

Then more ideas came because of course they did. Like the Oasis ending up in a more viking like dimension, and the Oasis just shape-shifts into a tavern like building. Marinette is panicking because 'what is the Oasis is becoming sentien?' And Danny is just like 'yeah, that tracks'

Now, I'm not a big fan of the love square, so i view Adrien as more of a friend, but I'm just imagining Adrien sometimes working there part time or Ellie/Dani. The chaos. Imagine those two having to run the building for a day, it'd be hilarious.

And I'm picturing this with Danny still doing Ghost King stuff and occasional Phantom things. As well as Marinette doing Guardian stuff for whatever miraculous or miraculous problems that remain. Just imagine someone trying to find one or the other, and their just hanging out, running a coffee/book/clothing/repair shop.

But yeah, there is that very long idea for a primarily dp × mlb crossover. Sorry it's so long, but I genuinely can't remember how to add keep reading things at thw moment.

[rocksandmirrors]

ALSO i'm back on my "making everything about my blorbos" bullshit and i'm not even sorry but: imagine an AU where Luz finds the portal in episode 1, just like in canon, but when she walks in the demon realm, instead of Eda she meets Steve for the first time (something something the portal being in the EC already maybe??)

and Steve isn't cruel, right. he sees this visibly frightened, lost, confused kid and well, he can't just leave her like that, and- holy shit, what is wrong with her ears? is she human?? yup, she's definitely getting a disguise. Luz doesn't understand everything, but as soon as she sees Steve using magic she goes HOLY SHIT HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT. TEACH ME NOW.

so she sticks around for the time being, and it gives her a great excuse to avoid summer camp, too; Steve gets her a coven scout outfit and presents her to his coworkers as this new scout, a totally 100% real witch. and Luz is just so excited to be among cool people like that!! (until she discovers what the coven is all about, that is) and Steve, well, while he has experience with a teen her age, he's not exactly thrilled to have her there, at first. But she was so adamant about staying, and becoming a witch by any means, he couldn't just say no

(i know it would be full of plot holes compared to canon, but it's just a self-indulgent AU i thought of like 5 minutes ago. god forbid gays do anything 🙄)

[crabsnpersimmons]

Happy Moon Festival! 🌕

there's a bunch of holidays today, Mid-Autumn Festival, Tsukimi, Chuseok and more! all dated on the day of the brightest full moon!

and since i had some time, i thought i'd draw all my moons and some yummy festival sweets (all prepared by chef Moon of course!)

some intros to all the moons and the dishes below the cut

some intros:

Moonie's from my chibi AU, "Rain or Shine". a rambunctious little guy who loves playing with his Sunny

Moondrop's from my hairdresser AU, "New 'Do, Same You". a Moon in a glamrock-style casing, who's pretty chill but insecure

Mooncake's from my restaurant AU, "Have You Eaten?" a hopeless romantic chef who loves cooking yummy foods!

13's from my dystopian AU. he's a sheltered, naive little Moon bot who is curious to learn about the world outside the palace

Miel is from my idol AU. she's an ex-Moon bot, turned nanny bot, turned rapper of an idol duo (she sings too tho!)

and the menu:

tsukimi dango are plain Japanese dumplings made of rice flour and glutinous rice flour, resembling the full moon

mooncakes are Chinese treat with various skins and fillings, but traditionally they are a pastry filled with lotus seed paste and a salted duck egg yolk to resemble the full moon

songpyeon are a Korean rice cake with various types of fillings—red beans, dates, sesame seeds, honey, and more!

[misteria247]

Okay, lowkey. I'm fully convinced that the mystery trio from Relativity Falls and the mystery twins from Gravity Falls would be absolute menaces to society if they ever met. Like Stanley, Ford, Fiddleford, Dipper, and Mabel would be unstoppable if they ever met. A hurricane of weird, loud, colorful, and adventure wrapped into five kids.

Their guardians would know no peace. They'd just age 50 more years as soon as something crazy happens. Stan and Mabel are cheering in the chaos sometimes or freaking out when things go haywire while Dipper and Ford are torn between amused and concerned. Fidds is just vibing or anxious cuz damn these kids attract trouble like it's nobody's business.

[vaguely-concerned]

lucanis truly has a near terminal case of burned out golden child syndrome. caterina fucked both of these kids over so incredibly bad with the dynamic she enforced there, with illario being labled the perpetual fuckup kid where lucanis 'could do no (would never be allowed to do) wrong'. the way he admits in the first coffee date scene that the only thing that happened when he showed he could carry the weight of expectation was that more weight was added makes me so sad. you can hear it in caterina's voice in his intro mission that she's incredibly proud of him, but this is clearly a leandra and hawke situation where that pride never translates into relief or resolution or unconditional warmth or understanding or anything that really helps.

[schneiderenjoyer]

The reason the whole age discourse is confusing is that bluepoch keeps pulling shit like THIS.

[bruciemilf]

Bi-Han wifed up the baddest bitch in Outworld (she can't fight her way out of a lunch bag and she's God's favourite idiot)

[mememan93]

If you switch Ghirahim and Zant (like put Ghira in TP and Zant in Sksw) Zant would be fine bcs Link and Fi would let him monologue like "whatever" But Ghirahim would immediately be bullied by Midna. He does not get to finish a sentence.

[beescake]

@heydevi bro...... fellow understander...... still not over ur gmod solkat theyre so hrhgrbhggfngh 🥺🤲

[thelostgirl21]

When the Prince you're meant to be babysitting suddenly shows up and turns your whole meeting with the Sandpiper into some highly weird and confusing "Deadly Spy, Naughty Spy" routine...

Poor Jaskier... So, are they planning on letting me go or keeping me? Do they want me to stop fucking or keep fucking? Is getting eaten something I should dread or look forward to?

Technically, it worked though, because Jaskier 100% decided that, given the choice, he'd rather continue to deal with the horny sexy prince than the scary sexy witch, moving forward!

[raycatz]

I'm not including a situation where someone might be injured because in that case I'm thinking the bed goes to them by default or they are nominated for it. anyone who wants to be chatty goes to join the living room floor gang.

What are your thoughts and headcanons? Do you have thoughts on how the boys tend to approach assigning beds in inns? Who do the chain choose to sleep near when camping and why? What are their dynamics like when settling down for the night and getting ready for the day?

In "Mirror Vs Open Closet Door: Fight!" by Gintrinsic (here) Four refers to the chain's decision on how to split up between inn rooms as the "Link-per-room ratio" which I find very funny. He, Sky, and Time also talk about their thought process behind why they do or don't want to sleep in a room with some of the others which I find fun and interesting.

So! If you have thoughts and want to share them! *gestures to the post!*

[mourn-and-watch]

honestly i didn't want to get invested in beau & molly's friendship because i knew the spoiler but i did it anyway unintentionally and oh boy these 26 episodes of their shenanigans were completely worth it but also since molly's death I haven't taken a L once as their enjoyer. like molly really died in front of beau and made her speedrun through an existential crisis and also taliesin said molly would think that he'd always have a one-up on her. she got his tattoo and then got impaled the next day just like he did (yay! just besties things) and then also got a cursed fucked up eye right in the middle of it just like the one he had. she liked to think there was a town somewhere where people still believed he was a king. it's less related but seeing her and lucien annoy the shit out of each other was also endearing. when kingsley woke up the first thing she did was giving him a middle finger like she wasn't one of the people directly participating in his resurrection because she wanted to. it's like a schrodinger's friendship. molly was six feet under for the most of the show so they haven't actually interacted all this time but somehow put-on pettiness was stronger than death indeed

[lowonthewilltolivemeter]

ever since i finished X men '97 (just a couple days ago) i cannot get the idea of the portal thingy crossing wires with kurt's teleportation powers and sending him to another universe. the rottmnt universe specifically.

i truly believe the shinanigan-meter of both him and the mad dogs would be off the charts, i wanna see him react to a ifferent type of mutants and grapple with the wierd hatered/acceptance/ignorance NYC has towards these different mutants.

Accidental sibling aqcuisition is basically his whole thing yk.

Splints reaction: 'did we always have a blue one??'

Everyone *sweating*: 'yup, uh-huh.'

Splints contemplating how he already has like 7 kids counting Casey sr an jr *shrugs*; 'new child ig'.

what would he think of the Hidden City??! meeteing Draxum?? how would he deal? hide or advocate for mutants? maybe mikey tries to send him back and hurts himself with his mystics?????

I NEED ANSWERS!!!! I know he's mostly a chill guy but i still wanna know!! Ugh, afraid i'll have to write it myself but i've been inactive for so long i forgot how.

[misteria247]

You know what I want a YouTuber AU involving the Mystery Trio cuz like the energy I'm getting from YouTubers like Ryan and Shane or Mark, Sean, Bob and Wade all scarily fit with younger Ford, Stan and Fidds like I want it badly.

[beanghostprincess]

sanuso parenting has been on my mind all day and it's rapidly consuming all of my braincells