#they think thats cute too!!!! like!!! w h a t!

[the-moon-files]

I was actually thinking about this a lot but like as an add on to your humans are hylian space orcs thing. I am in ✨need✨ of reader trying potions. Like;

"This potion will restore your stamina and boost your strength"

"Buddy that's just coffee"

"Qué?"

Even worse if when the reader tries it it's just like the most not strong coffee they've ever drank. Makes the guys wonder wtf makes humans need so much energy through out the day.

this is such a cute idea, i love how diet diffs/energy diffs in humans are space orcs aus, so genius to apply to hylians

the stamnia boost potion tastes just like instant coffee with powdered creamer (the kind at like car dealerships/shitty offices where its not even a little liquid creamer)

and u spit that shit out like wtf is this bs

and Four, poor guy who gave you some after talking a break from walking, is like "oh my goddess r u allergic?? can still breath???"

meanwhile ur like. "yeah this just tastes like shit-"

four: "oh well yeah, all potions do really-"

you: "-ty coffee. this is nowhere near strong enough to get me back on my feet ffs"

four: " 👁️👄👁️"

you: "u got anything stronger? :/ "

four: " w h a t ? "

cue u researching how to make stamnia potions, across the hyrules, and making them 10x stronger so theyre like an actual coffee shop kind of coffee, and the Links are literally lowkey scared

Time forbids you (and the rest of the guys) from letting anyone else try ur "improved" elixir (s)

bc yes, u didnt stop at stamnia

u moved on to healing potions, (u can now regrow limbs and heal broken bones, the hylians can only take like a 1/16th of a sip like once a week, whereas u chug the whole thing, and can do so multiple times a day if needed)

u also moved onto cooking, bc rlly how different is cooking from alchemy?

and goron spice tasted like goddamn dorito chips, so u used essence of literal lava to help make it more spicy,

ur not allowed to introduce this new spice to the gorons, Wild forbid, bc he was adventurous enough (and snuck behind Time and ur backs) to try some spice

(he literally touched the tip of his pinky finger to it, wiped it off, except for 1 like flake of spice too)

and it lowkey nearly killed him 💀

like had to use that 1/16th of ur extra strong healing potion and everything

u felt so bad, but he did do this to himself,

and Wild knew the gorons dont back down from a challenge, esp since it was originally their recipe, so he (and you) didnt wanna kill them on accident

the sleeping potion u found is just like taking a single melatonin gummy, so u ofc make that thing knock even you out after 2 sips,

needless to say, no one is trying that one, not only bc it knocked Rulie unconcious for 12 hours straight (u got him to try it after he exhausted all his magic healing, and so no nightmares)

but bc it knocked u out cold for 9. that was the scarier part to them lmao, was how affected is their human by this?

i like to think thats how they judge unknown foods and liquids too,

like "do you think this tastes unseasoned? ok should be perfect for me then" - every Link

"oh this didnt make u feel sleepy at all/barely tired? great, id love to knock out cold w/no nightmares tonight" - Sky, probably

"this tastes like that thing you call, instant cough? ko-fee? Cool, give me some i need to run up this mountain" - Wild, for the 3rd time this month probably

"this barely healed ur papercut? sweet, give me some my wrists are killing me" - poor Legend, he uses ur extra strength healing potion as a way to treat his arthritis regularly once a month, but the more chill potions for any leftover aches and pains, esp after long fights being hard on his arms

Chain is simultaneously still lowkey terrified u need that much extra oomf, esp when u run out of stronger stuff and have to down like 5 health potions to heal a cut that needed stitches,

and also worried u need that much and also Wild/Wars/Rulie tend to work overtime to make sure they have extra potions for you

and theyre also kind of impressed, bc hey, youre unlikely to get magically poisoned/potion poisoned like them

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sorry i couldnt think of as much as i hoped, i think its bc i rlly just need to play/watch more loz games besides botw/totk

i like know the vague plot of ss/oot/mm/tp/ww/hw and og loz games, but havent gotten into details/lets play or anything yet

i hope this was at least a half decent idea to think about/expand on urs, have a great rest of ur week, and thanks so much for the ask!! <33

Peace out,

🌙

[kikiwooo]

| • Falling hard for you

notes: sfw & nsfw, female & male reader, there are two different occasions, yeah I did write for the both genders.

© @/kikiwoo

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don't heart the post, I want fucking reblogs idc that I'm being rude, it's what I deserve.

[ Dyrroth ]

The most clueless one, legit thought something happened to him. Dyrroth can and will shamelessly stare at you from across the room. He needs to solve...why you are so attractive to him in the first place.

Refuses to get help from others, they'll tease him at the end of the day anyway. Especially Selena, that witch girl is just no-no. If you're someone that takes part in the matches, prepare to be his first of last target. You make him pretty light headed and the Abyss Prince doesn't like that. Dyrroth gets pretty snappy when he's light headed, no, not to you, he doesn't have the face to talk to you, but his teammates aren't safe from his curses.

The Abyss Prince loves to think about you, his favourite thing to pass time. Beneath him or pinned to wall, eyes wide...

If you're female

Dyrroth will take his precious time to bite into your gorgeous skin after he caught you in the enemy's jungle. He'll pin both of your hands, the more you struggle and let out cute noises the more excited he gets.

" Heh, stop struggling now. Do you see what you're causing? " Dyrroth says while pointing his bulge.

If you're male

Dyrroth specially gets more arousal if you're stronger than him by any chance. His bulge throbs painfully as he watches you fight. The little hearts in his eyes tells everything. His dick stands proud and ready to hump into you or you into him quickly. He doesn't care who's top or who's bottom all he can think about is sweet sweet relief.

" All alone.. all mine. I won't let you get away this time. Obey me and come here~ "

[ Badang ]

Badang would try to be charming while being a complete shy. Ironic. He would be more bold with males tho. He'd try to charm you in his own ways, Badang is a show-off like Lapu-Lapu. If he's got a crush on you, he's got it bad. He'd try to impress you w/ his skills, good job ignoring him.

Badang would enjoy you being on the enemy team more than being his teammate, don't mind him.. that will definitely lead to some interesting ' encounters ' he won't miss the opportunity to battle against you. Being defeated by you makes him feel some things...

Badang is really into make-out and you're so tempting. Badang would be more rough with a male partner while being more gentle with a female partner.

If you're female

Badang is touchy, expect him to be handsy. He'd grab you by arms and hold you in place, you move around too much and your sounds... someone can hear you y'know? The risk of getting seen turns him on.

" Shh... they're coming this way. " Badang says as he pulls you flush against his bare chest.

If you're male

He cannot avoid his bulging dick in his pants. Badang would probably be a little less horny to a male partner, however don't let this get you. Do you even know how much of a turn-on you are to him?

" H-ah! A-alright stop now! T-thats e-enough. "

[ X.Borg ]

X.Borg is a tricky one, he can be playful and is bit messy on the head. He wants someone who can keep up with his craziness, his..weird ideas to have fun. There's %50 chances that you two can be ally's or enemy's, who knows.

X.Borg isn't someone to let his guard down real quick. He will test you first, to see if you're the perfect one to him. However, he'll act a bit more warm to you. If you take part in matches, X.Borg would teasingly flick your head, not too rough not too soft, everytime you die in some stupid way. His way of telling you to not care about that, but of course as long as you don't bring the team down with you.

X.Borg is dirty minded, keep that in mind. He'll imagine all kinds of scenario(s) with you. You beneath him or on top of him, doesn't matter he's got the imagination going on.

If you're female

You'll be shorter than him and that's a plus. He can easily manhandle you, which means, lift you on a counter by your thighs and make out with you.

" Heh., not so confident now huh? " X.Borg says as he dives into your neck, letting out sloppy sounds.

If you're male

X.Borg would definitely want to be a top, but wouldn't be much against being a bottom. Of course, he won't go down without a fight. He's both biter and sucker, he'll try to leave as much as mark he can leave on your body. X.Borg is definitely a freak in bed.

" Giving up so soon? Come on (Name)! Entertain me more! "

[dxille]

— W I S H I N G O N S T A R S

S U M M A R Y : in which miles morales falls for vision academys well known ‘maneater.’

P A I R I N G S : miles morales x reader

W A R N I N G S : none super fluffy

D A N I ‘ S N O T E : part 2 of man-eater

“ OMG HE TEXTED ME BACK! “ you scream running through your best friends house looking for her finding her in the kitches eating oreos “ you know just 5 minutes ago you were laughing about how his dad was a cop “ she says rolling her eyes “ yes but we have been talking since i texted him and hes actually funny , crazy talented too! “ you say before showing her a picture of some spray paint art he had made with his uncle “ your giggling over a man , crazy how you went from practicaly eating them alive to geeking over a text “ she says walking back to her room while sun sets “ HE ASKED ME OUT OH MY GOD !! HE WANTS TO GO LOOK AT STARS ON THE ROOFTOP OF HIS APARTMENT !! “ you say running to her “ go! you guys would be cute “ she says running to her closet looking for clothes already

“ 𝐡𝐞𝐲 ! “ he says laughing slightly as he lets you into his apartment taking you to the stairwells as you walk up together talking laughing “ woah it looks so beautiful , i mean you cant see this from where i live “ you say looking at him he swears his heart skipped a beat when you looked at him stars in your eyes as you two sat down on a small picnic scene as you two laugh while he points out a shooting star “ make a wish ! “ he says knowing his only wish was that one day you’ll see him how he saw you little did he know you saw him the same , it was insane to think how head over heels you were for someone you had barley talked to but maybe its what teenage love is supposed to be like as you two stare into the night together while you slowly interlock his hands with yours his head on his shoulder while you lay a slight kiss on his forehead not wanting to rush anything while he blurts out how much he likes you while you laugh leaning in for a kiss.

your friend was right he was a nice guy , and thats what you hated most how someone could easily tear down your walls and allow you to fall inlove with him but its also what you loved most about him how he loved you and nobody expected it but its fine you didnt care what people think you loved him and he gave you the love your yearned for hand holding , meeting parents , going on dates and he gave you it all and you wouldnt trade it for the world.

[channelinglament]

Name: Sage

Age: young? idk

Hobbies: drawing, playing string instruments, I do choir if that counts, playing games, sleeping (not often achievable)

Likes and dislikes: I like sweets as long as they aren’t too sweet. I also like animals. Animals are cute sometimes. Sometimes. I also like Ghibli movies and I have a collection of stuffed animals. Vocaloid supremacy(including virtual singers). I dislike loud noises, and things that feel weird.

Fandom(s): Genshin Impact and Project Sekai

I have been told that I act like Furina, Hu Tao, and Mizuki from Genshin and Project Sekai if that helps with anything :) I may or may not have slight anger issues, or I just like kicking and throwing things at people-

Happy 500 followers ! sorry if I wrote too much :(

Hi! Tysm! Somehow I've got 700 rn heh

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Project Sekai:

Rui!!

Rui:

He adores you

And cannot make you sleep, due to his bad sleeping habits.

You probably put him to sleep, during the nights when he creates robots instead of sleeping. He knows you worry about his health, but he also loves his hobby (relatable ngl), so he just says 5 more minutes and will say so, until you would physically try to drag him.

When you would start tugging, he would immediately take action of standing up and going to do the teeth brushing and stuff to sleep.

I, for some reason, think that he sleeps in one pose throughout the night. He also probably has insomnia. If you sleep with stuffed animals, he probably either cuddles them along with you, either throws them off the bed to cuddle only you. There's no in-between. He also would say that they fell by themselves.

Would always come and support you when do choir and play instruments!

He would create a lot of small glowing bots, that would create your face and name to support you. Just imagine that megamind scene. Thats what he would do.

You and Nene would be besties fr. He would just stand there, nearby, and look pretty (support it too)

Maybe would make your device less glitchy, or sth, to make your wins in games easier (or if it's a calm game, play with you).

He may try cooking with you. Wether it turns out good or bad, he will eat it anyways.

HE WILL

He would also ask what's your favorite animal is! Why, you may ask?

he will make a r o b o t of it for you. H e w i l l.

He will watch Ghibli films with you, and may try cosplaying! (He will ask Mizuki for that)

His favorite Ghibli movie would probably be "Howl's moving castle".

Oh, you like vocaloid? WELL GUESS WHO HE-- [disconnected]

*drops small Mikudayo/[your fave vocaloid] little bots on your bed*

Purple head WILL make you/give you headphones, to make it easier to go throughout the day. You need to blockout those loud noises, y'know?

If you like being dramatic, he will definitely join in. You two will create random story and be in character. "Off with your heads!", Rui: "Yes, on it fufufu!"

You will join wxs in creating "lore/scene" for their songs.

Genshin Impact:

Albedo!!

He tries to visit you as much as he can.

The alchemist tries making you some nice animal, that is a COMBINATION OF YOUR FABORITE ANIMALS????

He may do some with food, try to make you something p e r f e c t

Does it fail? Does he succeed? I will leave it to your imagination!

"What's vocaloid? What's Ghibli? Can you explain?"

I think he would love "Spirited Away" and is another enjoyer of "Howl's moving castle".

Will draw you a lot, and I mean A LOT

He wants you to be remembered forever. You, everything about you. The way you look like, the way you carry yourself, your personality. All of this, captured in paintings and doodles.

Since you don't like loud noises, will create you some sort of headphones-thingy (like the things on Alhaitham).

Will join in your hobbies, choir or instruments, he will try to do it aswell and enjoy it with you.

Since you don't like most weird textures, he would try to leave you outside of his lab during experiments heh

"Hey Sage, is this what you call a vocaloid?" *crawling WopperFlower that slightly looks like VFlower from your description*"

[stylesloveclub]

srop u guys kissing on the couch after h literally drags u into his lap with his hand on ur throat and u grab his fucking wrist with BOTH OF URS??? like u can't keep up bc daddy js sooooo much more experienced than u so he has to control the pace or else ull start somethin u can't finish n he can't have that :( s'all sticky n messy n both ur lips are swollen but when he starts nibbling on ur bottom lip u think u could just die bc like :( he's so gentle about it too like not too hard bc he'd never her his cute little codependent baby :(

THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS AT THE JEWELRY STORE HVUITCIFTYCIY absofuckinglutely one hundred and ten percent u could cry bc u want it so bad rn but (surprisingly) he doesn't even know what he's doing, js trying to hold u close and keep u safe in his big beefy arms :( n ur so needy and touchy once u finish up in the store, like more than usual so daddy KNOWS somethings up he js doesn't know how until he notice u js can't stop lookin at his arms??? that night he uses the newfound knowledge to his advantage and makes u take it from the back in front of a mirror w his arm around ur neck, whispering filth into ur ear that ur can't make out of the sounds ur whimpers and cries

daddy loves folding u in half and fisting at ur hair to force u to watch his c*ck split u in two every time ur in missionary :( n when ur finished he doesn't pull out until he's soft bc when u first started he never wanted to pressure u into going bare so for a long while it was rubbers every time but eventually u became comfy enough to go bare and now there's no turning back bc how could u possibly????

pls do not get me started on c*ck warming, i could write a detailed five page essay on c*ck warming in general, let alone daddy :( i can't, it's a concept for a whole other ask....

-t*mmy r*ding anon 😵‍💫

his little codependent baby :( bc really like all u do is spend time w him and wait for him to come home and think ab him :( bc yeah thats ur bf and u love him and he loves u :( and hes daddy so he just takes care of u so yeah :( ur his baby :( and he is so in tune with u he just KNOWS that somethings up even if u are doing so good at keeping urself in check and trying not to make it obvious he just notices the small things he can immeidately tell when ur sad or stressed or tired or if u have a headache coming on or if ur getting hungry oorrrrr if ur getting insanely horny at the jewelry store like he just knows :( and he'd get u in front of the mirror wearing only the jewelry he bought u today and fuck u and tell u how pretty u look in ur new earrings and necklace :( and c*ckwarming.... yeah he's into it and ur into it . u love feeling full and he loves stuffing his cum back into u and feeling u clench around him even when he's not thrusting into u just when he's . in u :(

[goingtochurch]

THE EARTHSPARK REVIEW NO ONE ASKED FOR EP:13 "Missed Connection"

This one's my favorite. Head's up. This might be long.

AW THEY PRETENDING TO HAVE ALT MODES THATS SO CUTE

BEE AND ALEX HANGING OUT

"where's-" *explosion*

sounds about right

dramatic af nightshade thank you stellar performance

"the first 5006 tried to destroy me"

THE H A N D F L I P

ew the outdoors

GOD I FEEL TH A T

dot comin in clutch with the mom advice

Alex is too relatable

SCIENCE FICTION?????

I got roasted during the binge with My Binging Buddy because I had a doubt that Alex Malto was autistic in some capacity...i think the roasting was warranted

an additional quote from my third watch through with him for talking about the previous roast "Its like asking if water is wet"

Laying on the table in true Neurodivergent fashion Nightshade

CASUALLY DOXXES AN AUTHOR?????

ah yes go into the creepy woods

oh glowing foreshadowing object

HOLOFORMS CANON HECK YEAH

nightshade followed the weird flying contraption INTO A CRYPT

very smart nightshade thank u

TARANTUALASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HES SO NICE SOUNDING OMG

oop realizing stereotypes are wrong

how tf did nightshade know that would project all of t h a t

"...missed connection" ROLL CREDITS

the other siblings desperately trying to fix the smart trainer is so cute

equally cute that nightshade is still enthused cause they kinda helped

i love the way tarantulas moves

"ILL PREPARE THE WORKSTATION" OMG NIGHTSHADE MY HEART

tarantulas sounds so h u r t

alt modes as a form of expression is amazing

"it is a gift to know yourself so young..." omg

MONTAGE TIME MONTAGE TIME

THE FUCKING B O W

d o r k

i like the detail that it covers the decepticon symbol

tarantulas wants nightshade to be safe aA

i like this mentor protégé thing

another "hypothetically if i meet a decepticon" conversation

tarantulas no

tARANTULAS D O N T

dang it

NIGHTSHADE ITS OKAY

TARANTULAS P L E A S E

dot is a badass in every situation

The clear fear from cybertronians for something ghost is doing is a nice detail

MEMORY DELETION TECH CONFIRMATION

no nightshade yOU DONT NEED TO APOLOGIZE

THE MISCOMMUNICATION

SOMEONE JUST S A Y SOMETHIN

tarantulas is actually terrifying sometimes

YEAHHHHHHH OWL ALT MODE FANTASTIC

"I WAS NEVER LOST" YEAH NIGHTSHADE GET EM BABY

that took the other maltos a minute

the realization from tarantulas that they are running too

TARANTULAS ALLY MOMENT

NIGHTSHADE GOT SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTOOD THEM ONLY FOR THEM TO BE HUNTED DOWN UGH

i want more tarantulas that is all

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Longass Crop Circles Notes (for Lately, I've Been Thinking and I Don't Think I've Changed Chapter One

Finally delivered to @spicymiilk our king. My apologies that these longass notes are not as detailed as last time. I shall endeavor to get more detailed as I read more of the fic. I will post my rage thoughts on chapter eight of for the nights and days of life by @mochalottie tomorrow though, and that shit will be novel length. Anyways:

Lately, I've Been Thinking:

-Me when Andrei says Spider will have a bad time: but does he ever have a good time for you??

-NORM CONTENT. *airhorn blares*

-I gotta love the tragic Shameless vibes you bring into my Spider fics, man. 

-Retweet, Spider, we all hate men. We are all scared of men. 

-Rip Paz, the fandom tries to tell me you weren’t a bitch but I don’t buy it. You totally were. Justice for Trudy, who was way cooler.

-Wait, did Spider do drugs too? The needles are around his bed? Or did he steal his moms bed?

-Lol, Paz is in and out, there is SO MUCH Shameless in this story. You can't hide from me, bastard.

-YESS, THE FAST FOOD AU. 

-Also, Andrei, what is it about beating the natural joy and zest for life out of Spider that gets u off?

-Neteyam will lOVE fixing this guy tho. Spider is his wet dream at this point. 

-I actually know a kid in my grade who was placed with one of my family friends when he was seventeen, he is fantastic. He’s the oldest of like, seven kids and the littlest ones go to the elementary school I work at now. My mom works there too and she always says you can tell when this kid is home because the little ones are showered and on time, and he takes them to get haircuts and stuff. He used to walk 45 minutes to work every day. He’s a great guy but he doesn’t stay. He doesn’t let them drag him down. :/

-Spider, on the brink of death, unloved and abused and neglected, dirty and with one single tangle of hair: hi

Neteyam: that is my soulmate. 

I Don't Think I've Changed Chapter One:

-WHATS YOUR DAMAGE THE FIC? That’s the one line I quote more from any other type of media. Every day I go “WHAT IS YOUR CHILDHOOD TRAUMA??” 

-N E T E Y A M VS SELF ESTEEM. MAN MANAGES TO HATE HIMSELF EVEN IN THE FACE OF SPIDER. 

-Also the fear I felt when I saw Miles and Norm are best friends actually, I’m comforting myself like “no no, he meant Spider it’s okay.”

-The hilarity of getting rid of Lo’ak and Kiri who are the canonically closest to Spider and leaving us with Tuk and Neteyam and Jeytiri. That excited me lITERALLY SO MUCH. The fast food au did start with only Tuk and Neteyam, and that’s juicy. We are forced to develop and explore relationships that are underdeveloped in canon and are harder to justify as instant sparks. You took away his natural in canon support systems so he has to learn to develop even faster with the other Sully's and that is a banger idea.

-W H E E L C H A I R J A K E. God I love wheelchair Jake aus, I love making them positive because I don’t like the way the first movie just fixed his disability. Give me Jake Sully being a positive disabled male father figure in his kids lives, just as present and happy and in love with his wife while paralyzed then he would be with mobility. What creative stuff has changed in their lives to accomidate? I need to know.

-Delighted by this Neytiri pov, my god. I feel like less people than I need in my life just let Neytiri have no bad blood at all with Spider in modern aus. She would be all over a neglected child.

-GET THE STICKY TOYS, thats so cute. And useful, I need him to get the magnets some kids got stuck to the ceiling in the gym at my work.

-Tuk is already bullying Neteyam about liking Spider and he isn’t even there yet. I’m lOVING the little bits of the fast food au I spot. She is going to be a menace. And clearly Neteyam is a lovesick clown.

-He is indeed about to get the shit loved out of him, and that is what every Spider Sully writer says before writing their fic. 

-WHAT DID THE MCCOSKERS DO SPIDER, NORM SHOULD KNOW, THEN HE WON’T PLACE OTHER KIDS WITH THEM BUDDY.

-Love the descriptions of how Spider feels when Norm’s body relaxes, just noting the way he backs off. So specific and accurate to any abused child. That tension and hypersensitivity to anyone's emotions, even people you implicitly trust, like never goes away.

-Norm thinking someone didn’t let Spider pee in the bathroom is so tragic and funny I feel bad for laughing. 

-Spider: heart palpitations upon seeing Neteyam

Spider: NORM YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU WERE WINGMANNING ME?

I am picturing Norm and Tuk in the back of a Burger King setting up an elaborate plan while Neteyam sighs and watches Spider from a booth while writing Neteyam Socorro on all of his notebooks.

-i am cACKLING. You’ve never seen rizz as strong or as intense as “MILES??” and “WHOS THAT? WHAT’S SCHOOL, I DON’T KNWO WHAT THAT IS?” Their dumb clown asses belong together.

-In all seriousness though, I can't imagine how humiliating it would feel to Spider to know some random acquaintance at school was now privy to all your personal problems and business.

-I want to know how often Neteyam frequents the local Burger King. He's probably so embarrassed at how ready he was to big brother this kid. He's gonna be like "looking hot today, uh, I mean, did you need help with your homework champ???"

-This is now like To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, Neteyam can call Kiri and Lo’ak on the phone and gossip about boy problems

-JAKE INTRODUCING HIMSELF AS A MILITARY MAN TO EVERY CHILD THAT GETS BROUGHT INTO THEIR HOUSE, NO ONE VETOED THAT SHIT?? Kiri hasn't been like "sTOP TELLING EVERYONE YOU LOVE THE MILITARY, YOU ARE EMBARASSING US."

-Also wow does Norm not know Spider’s dad was former military and he way not vibe with that at all?

-The way that Neteyam is still stalking Spider at McDonalds Or Burger King we can’t be sure. The mention of both places has sent me to space because it makes it seem like Spider used to work at McDonalds and then switched to Burger King and deeply obsessed stalker Neteyam Sully switched establishments to frequent.

-Spider’s fear of Tuk is hilarious and deeply sad, that is your bestie. 

-I LOVE love the idea of Kiri and Neteyam watching video essays. I love video essays, I wish my brothers did gOD. Also love a late night owl Neteyam head canon.

-Spider really is a wet rat. Have you ever actually seen a wet rat? The saying is so accurate. Kid was fed properly for the first time in years and then it killed him. Love kills Spider at first, as we have learned from all Spider Sully fics. He's like a dog eating chocolate, it's good, but at what cost.

[goofyjelly]

Star Trek TOS (2x02) : Who Mourns for Adonais?

Oop Scotty is in love (this girl WILL die)

GIANT HAND

Vulcans are a bummer, so don't beam down the sad man >:(

Again with the casual Vulcan slander! Why do they keep doing my boy dirty like that???

Fjsldjskdj oh no the girl Scotty likes beamed down, she's not beaming back up 💀💀💀 Scotty can't have shit on the enterprise 🥲

APOLLO ->

APOLLO

Hehe the hand is so silly

THE POV SHOT OF THEM ALL LOOKING UP AT APOLLO-

Fascinating ✨✨✨

Oop Scotty's crush is a mythology nerd she's DEFINITELY leaving Scotty for Apollo or something INSANE like that.

Kirk , you can't really immediately believe he's the God Apollo-

YES SCOTTY WE ARE CAPABLE OF WRATH!!!

oh fuck no I was KIDDING! I was KIDDING when I said that girl would fall in love w-

"you seem wize, for a woman" excuse me???

I can excuse the god-like wrath, but NOT THE SEXISM

Scotty 🥺 the narrative hates you, I'm so sorry 😭

Ah jeez, she's DEFINITELY into it 💀💀💀

BWAHAHAHAJ GHE COSTUME CHANGE WHY- WHY?! She really just immediately abandoned the captain and the enterprise. Like girlie you took an oath. DONT ACT LIKE THIS IS A SACRIFICE TO YOU-

Scotty is so sweet,

Okay Kirks right, maybe I was so fast to judge her, maybe she's trying to get info. The star trek pattern of lots of dumb women is getting to me.

Spock, you're doing great, but this clearly isn't working

She seems a bit too smiley to be doing this for "strategic purposes" 💀

Ooo okay so in star trek universe Greek mythology is real but they were all aliens? Okay, thats definitely a choice™

"God's took mortals to love and care for-" oh oop called it.

"Spock's contaminating this boy, Jim" awwwwww Chekov <3

Apollo really out here with an extra organ in his body oh boy.

THE LIGHTNING WHAT!

Scotty, sweetie, you're amazing, but-

OH OKAY THINGS ARE HAPPENING KIRK IS DYING WTF????

Shatner's acting is so fucking funny for some reason oh my gosh Kirk is choking on the ground I should NOT be laughing right now 💀

Also I know they just casually mentioned it as a Bit, but i think it's so cute that Spock is mentoring Chekov or something to that affect.

Uh oh I think Apollo is worn out a bit. LIKE THAT CAT IN THE RUSSIAN STORY- Pavel, never change.

Uhura is tinkering ✨✨✨ love her

"I can think of no one better equipped to handle it" SO TRUE, SPOCK!!!

wait does that girl have god powers now or-

"Mankind has no need for gods" oo? " we find the one quite valuable" OOOOH okay.

"GO!" They really went full on middle school lunch room on his ass fjskjfkdjdk

Lieutenant, stop getting emotionally attached to the Greek god Apollo 💀💀💀 Kirk is so done oh my gosh

Im hoping she's actually super smart and this whole attitude is an act. I may have to apologize to women again.

Become the mother of a new race of gods AYOOOO?????? UM???

okay he needs to stop , actually. Yup nope okay she's down BAD. Poor Scotty 😭

Kirk : "how old are you?"

Chekov : "22"

Kirk : "then I better handle it-"

Pavel 🥺 you're like a child to everyone here, how the fuck did you graduate the academy at 22-

In like ten minutes I've went from calling him Chekov to Pavel , the illness is real.

LIEUTENANT , SNAP 👏 OUT 👏 OF 👏 IT 👏 "HE'S SO LONELY" MY ASS!

Kirk, your rizz might not be able to get us outta this one

Kirk, Tell that to Spock's parents. Being from different species didn't stop them if you know what I mean-

She's trying to switch back to being On Duty , yes you're a scientist. I KNEW SHE WAS A SPECIALIST OF MYTHS. "Illogical. I could no more love you than I could love a piece of bacteria"

I owe women another apology, she's back ✨

RHE EDITING OH MY GOSH

The end 😃

W H a t

Okay that's not the most insane thing ever, actually. The ending felt a tiny bit rushed but that could've just been me.

Also Chekov is literally a child compared to everyone else on board- like of course 22 isn't a child but Kirk is, I wanna say, in his mid thirties at least (based on how long ago he says things took place in his life and how old he was then; like Taurus 4 and different things hes done as a lieutenant ), and no one else in the main cast is supposed to be 22.

That was a decent episode; not one of my favs but definitely not the worst. I probably won't do a rewatch for a while, but that's cus I have odd taste lol.

[ja3yun]

wall neighbor anon here to tell u i thoroughly enjoyed jt for one… screamed way too loud… AND THE ENDING??? T H E EN D I N G ???? see now part of me wants an epilogue because aint no way jakeyn stops here… MY ROMAN EMPIRE 😭✋ I FEEL LIKE YOUD PROBABLY KNOW WHO I AM NOW BUT I JUST RAAAAAAAAAA IM IN BED JUST SILENTLY GRATIFIED THAT THIS IS HOW IT ENDED LIKE IT WAS WATCHING A GOOD OL 2000S ROMCOM AND THE COUPLE WE CHEERED FOR WAS ALWAYS ENDGAME RAAAAAHHHHHH now time for me to reread the whole series bc i kid you not jakeyn was always forever in my mind AND TWO OH YM GOD like i just i wonder how he even brought it up to everyone that hes no longer marrying them like THATS JUICY ASS CONTENT… please revisit jakeyn sometime,,, write some drabbles,,, please feed me…. Im literally empty now that jakeyn is finally complete… LIKE YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN U END A SHOW THAT U DONT WANT IT TO END… how im feeling abt jakeyn fr… my roman empire forever 🥹✋

ahhh i'm so happy you liked it!! i was nervy for your review of the ending bc i was like 'hope wall neighbor anon isnt disappointed' lmaoo

i actually had a scene where he told them but i actually didnt think anyone would care about it so i took it out 😭

i might some cute date one shots w them in the future, maybe an epilogue for how they get on in busan idk

but thank you for reading it!

[ihopeyoulikejammin2]

A) What does the last text you sent say? And to whom?

I want to walk with you to get coffee

B) What does the last text you recieved say? And from whom?

a spam text

C) What time do you wake up most mornings?

Usually 6 or 7 but lately 2 in the afternoon

D) Are you afraid of walking alone at night?

Depends where i am, and what i'm wearing

E) What do you do to relax at the end of a stressful day?

eat food, watch a movie, listen to music, talk to friends and family

F) Where did your last kiss take place and with whom?

outside my house, and sean

G) Do/did you get into trouble a lot at school?

Just for talking or goofing off or attendance but not really

H) Do you enjoy your job? If unemployed, are you content being so?

I love working with kids, there so funny and cute

I) Do you often pick up on double entendres and innuendos?

I think so, i pick on too much usually

J) Have you ever been offered drugs but declined?

Yes

K) Have you ever met someone who has completely altered your way

of thinking?

Yeah,still trying to recover thankyou

L) Have you ever been offered drugs and accepted?

Yes

M) Tell us something weird that turns you on.

Just simple touch, If i feel safe or comfortable. or usually just myself hahah. V sexual over here

N) When did someone last admit romantic or sexual feelings for you?

Probably a month or so

Was the feeling mutual?

No

O) What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately?

How I let the opinions of others dictate my whole day and how i need to live for ME

P) When did you last swallow your beliefs to avoid an argument or confrontation?

Usually with family members

Q) Do you usually initiate hugs?

I think so, not sure

R) Are you a very affectionate person?

Very I think so, but there is def a limit and a cut off

S) Can you roll your own cigarettes?

Nope

T) What are you looking forward to?

Getting back to work, Boston Calling Festival, the rest of my life sober

U) Do you have any tattoos. Do you want any/more?

Yes like 9 and just to fix the ones i have and thats it no more ink for me

V) Are you mentally strong?

I believe so, but not when it matters

W) Are you physically strong?

sOMetimess

X) Do you think you’re a good person?

As good as good is

Y) Name one thing you wish you could change about your life right now?

my living situation , wish i could find a better home for us asap

Z) What do you usually eat for breakfast?

Oatmeal , or breakfast sandwhiches'/burritos are my favorite thing ever

[glowingtithe]

flgdkfgkdlfjg sorry everyone but im gonna be gay on main

[sunaslvt]

𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 - 𝐟𝐭. 𝐬𝐞𝐢𝐣𝐨𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫

tags: afab! reader, praise, degradation, slapping, daddy kink, size kink??, dumbification, voyeurism, implied overstimulation

# next up is my inarizaki favs <333

# oikawa tooru

♡ he’s usually not very mean or anything

♡ he likes pleasing you it boosts his ego when you moan his name

♡ ALSO OMG HES SUCH A TEASE.

♡ honestly he’d love to just rip a hole in your leggings and fuck you right when and where he wanted

♡ but that overpowers his need to edge you until you’re begging, practically falling apart just for him

+ “t-tooru…” you sighed, hand pushing against his chest as he fucks his cock in you. “yes baby?” he questioned sweetly, although he already knew what you were thinking. “i- i c-can’t…” you moaned as you tried to understand your own thoughts. but the only thing on your mind was him. “fuck tooru i- fuck- g-gonna cum” you whined desperately. he chuckled at your eyelashes fluttering in pleasure. “so fucking cute” he breathed out. he was almost as starry-eyed as you, as he watched your cum paint your thighs. what a messy bitch.

# iwaizumi hajime

♡ bro this man will praise you no matter what

♡ hes so soft so he’s not too big on any punishments. he hates seeing you upset and absolutely thrives off of your pleasure

♡ call him daddy rn. he loves taking care of you, he thinks its cute when you need him

♡ not unlike wanting you to need him, he wants everyone else to know you need him. you belong to him.

♡ context: oikawa flirted w you now iwa’s gonna use you until you’re numb 😞😞

+ “daddy pl-lease” you moaned, turning a one word syllable word into two, each one on time with each thrust. hajime’s lip was tucked neatly between his grinning teeth. “feels good lovely?” he asked, your response immediate. “yes daddy f-feels so fucking good” you cry out. his gaze wandered up your body before falling on the man sitting across the room. hajime stared at oikawa who stared back, mouth parted and too stunned to say anything. he palmed his hard cock through his jeans, jealous of the man ruthlessly pouding into your tired pussy. “who do you belong to baby?” hajime’s eyes flicked to you again, waiting for your desperate reply. “you daddy, m-my pussy belongs to you”

“thats right. you’re mine.”

# hanamaki takahiro

♡ MEAN HE IS MEAN.

♡ not veryyyyy mean tho. just teases too much ☹️

♡ bro TITS. he lovessss your tits, it doesnt even matter what size, as long as they are out and he can see them

♡ he doesn’t really care what you call him. daddy, mommy, sir, his name — he could care less

♡ as long as you’re squirting around him by the end of the night, he’s satisfied

+ your back arched and you cried out as you felt a sharp pinch on your throbbing nipples. “h-hiro i can’t… it-its too much p-please” your thighs were covered in cum and spit — although you weren’t sure if it was yours or hanamaki’s. “come on, give me one more babe,” his eyebrows furrowed in concentration, “you do wanna be my good baby, dont you?” you nod, but his words weren’t registering in your mind. your continuous sobs and the wet slaps of skin against each other echoed on the walls of your bedroom. he laughed at your fucked-out face, a hand snaking between your leg. a string of curses and his name fell from your mouth as you clenched your drooling pussy at hanamaki’s fingers rubbing your clit. “that’s it y/n baby,” he said between teeth, “such a good fucking slut”

# matsukawa issei

♡ BIGGG dick. popular opinion but true.

♡ man is vocal as hell. he justs wants to let you know how good you’re making him feel dont make fun of him

♡ doggy is his fav but he’s conflicted because he loves to see your pretty face

♡ he’s stuck between doggy and cowgirl and no he will not be picking one

♡ he likes when you call him daddy but honestly it doesn’t matter to him. he just wants to see that pussy girl what are u doing lol

+ “fuck- it feels so good its- daddy” you sobbed for him as you slowly lowered yourself onto his big dick. “oh yeah? you’re doing so well babygirl” he grinned, his eyes glued on your sopping cunt sucking him in. “d-daddy it-its so big” you cried, as you finally sunk fully on him. your chest heaved and your jaw went slack. you gasped as you felt a slap on your ass. “so fucking pretty” he whispered, bringing you into a desperate kiss. you moaned in his mouth while you rocked slowly on him. “you like that?” he said sweetly, already knowing your answer. you nodded and your thighs shook in pleasure. another slap is delivered at your short, vague answer. “say it” he demanded between teeth. “i love it d-daddy i love y-your fat cock” you frantically replied. he smiled in satisfaction and rubbed the flesh of your reddening ass. “fuck how do you always feel so good?”

© 2022 sunaslvt. please do not plagiarise, repost or translate any of my works and layouts and do copy onto any other sites.

[curvylizzie]

"H-here it is~... i.. I think it's a bit t-too big... I.. sorry i'm just self conscious... I'm a bit f-fat...

What?~ y-you like this? Is t-that why you asked my to raise m-my shirt?~ b-but but... I'm too fat~

T-thats not a bad thing?~ aaah!~ you t-think it's sexy?!~...

Well... i-i guess it looks kinda cute.... I kinda like it... w-wanna touch it?~ it's okay...y-you can rub it if you want..~"

[sssrha]

transcription of slides under the cut:

[SLIDE 1] the vibes ao3’s top 9 mdzs ships give me (a really stupid thing i made on a lazy saturday)

[SLIDE 2] wangxian: the wholesome canon relationship (with a hint of spice)

ok maybe calling the union between a demonic cultivator and a secret sex fiend “wholesome” isnt exactly accurate…but that’s where the “hint of spice” comes in

other than that tho? i remember seeing a meme somewhere about wangxian and sangcheng and wangxian was described as “domestic gays with a house and a white picket fence and two kids” and honestly? yes 

not that they cant be freaky. id say their particular brand of freakiness is vaguely surrealist suburban horror. make of that what you will

[SLIDE 3] xicheng: either its “pair the spares” or just about trauma

their dynamic is 500% “karen/enabling husband” but like in a good way

objectively the best-dressed couple you will ever meet. like seriously why are you even trying? theyve got you beat

jc would own a flower shop and punch you in the face for saying a single bad thing about his flowers. lxc would own a tattoo parlor and hand you a lollipop and tell you how proud he is of you for not crying while he gave you a tattoo

they dont strike me as a “every evening we relax and watch the sunset” type of relationship B U T every other week they go stargazing with a detailed map of the night sky

[SLIDE 4] xiyao: either a) the angst of betraying/being betrayed or b) the angst of killing/being killed

high society gays. they would both unironically wear tuxedos to a mcdonalds. lxc would see it as a fun couples thing and jgy would do it to assert his dominance

i swear they would be among the smiliest of the major couples. only one of them would give you a happy smile

dont mess with them. no like dont mess with any of the couples but so far jgy is the first one who would make your life living hell and keep you around long enough to suffer the consequences

[SLIDE 5] sangcheng: being simultaneously over- and underestimated

i saw a meme about sangcheng and wangxian where sangcheng was described as something along the lines of “wine aunt and vodka uncle” and honestly? yes

they’re both human disasters. nhs would have various splotches of color on his clothes and you cant tell if it was intentional or if theyre actually stains. jc is very neat and organized but will have a mental breakdown at the slightest inconvenience

sometimes they just sit down across from each other and. cry. its how they bond

idk why it popped into my head but they’re both ace Because I Said So

[SLIDE 6] xuexiao: cute domesticity but also murder

i refuse to believe that xy is anything but unhinged in every universe. whether or not thats a good thing is up to you

xy could and would murder you in your sleep and not feel bad about it until xxc told him off. even then he might still decide it was worth it

xxc doesnt exactly know about The Murder Stuff(TM) but he knows some shit is off but he trusts xy enough to not comment on it

they would meet and hook up in a bar and mutually decide that they may as well stay together for the rest of their lives the next morning

[SLIDE 7] xuanli: the token straights (but also? theyre really cute???)

i did not expect them to be as cute as they were but here i am

anyway jyl has jzxuan wrapped around her little finger and shes just too nice to use that to her advantage

if jyl asked jzxuan for some chocolate jzxuan would just buy her the entire hershey company and forget to give her an actual chocolate bar and jyl is too sweet to actually say anything about it

they would definitely have like 20 children. theyd fucking love being parents. the moment having another child became dangerous theyd start adopting left and right. theyre rich they can afford it and their hearts are big enough for all their kids so why would they not?

[SLIDE 8] songxiao: childhood friends to lovers AND perfect power couple

i know they have more nuance than this but i cant help but think of them as The Perfect Couple(TM)

not shipping-wise!! i mean like. theyre both law-abiding citizens. their house looks like a model house. theyre dressed super neat and handsomely. they both know cpr and first aid and one of them is a lawyer and the other is an award winning writer. idk who is who but yk.

they are who people call to deal with problems instead of the police and they delight in that fact. that is what i mean by them being The Perfect Couple(TM)

[SLIDE 9] chengxian: disasters through and through

uhh i am going to be spending the entirety of this slide ignoring the fact that i personally consider them siblings

they would live in a dingy studio apartment in the heart of a city and theyd both never be home

theyre both super fucking rich but theyd never have any money on hand so dont be surprised if they just starve out on the street one day because theyre just that stupid

they collectively have the self esteem of rotting cabbage but theyre keeping themselves and each other alive purely out of spite and sheer force of will

[SLIDES 10] nielan: childhood friends to lovers AND himbo power couple

psst heres a secret: neither of them are actually himbos

H O W E V E R they both 500% pretend they are. they intentionally act as stupid as possible just for the fun of it

the best part is when they stop acting stupid when something important happens. crouching-moron-hidden-badass at its finest

also the older brother energy is overflowing. it does not matter who you are or how old you are. if you meet them then youre going to walk away with two new big brothers

[SLIDES 11] the end (unless i gather the willpower to make a part 2)

[sublieu]

Tanjiro's Nsfw Headcanons

A.N: Any/all minor characters have been aged up for this specific post

Tags: @cherrykamado and anyone else that loves this sweetheart.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

-Very soft and bubbly, making sure he didn't hurt you anywhere, getting you pills and making a warm bath for you both he even purrs after too.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Yours: *Put anything here*

Tanjiro: Your face, he likes to give you forehead kisses during sex

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

-There are two ways he uses cum

1. Using it as lube.

2. He eats it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

-He has a tendency to steal your underwear, using your smell to climax.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

-He's not too experienced, he does know the basics like prepping both him and his s/o.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

-Missionary

-Pretzel Dip

-Leap frog (yes thats an actual position)

-Seashell

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

-It's his first time so expect him to crack little jokes here and there

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

-He's well groomed down there don't worry

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

-Soft and sweet, he thinks about your needs first

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

-He jacks off on your panties, although his shame makes him distant from you for a small while he likes to use them incase if you're not present.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

-Begging

-Lactation

-Teasing

-Breeding

-Praise

-Cock worship

-Dirty Talk

-Hair pulling/grabbing

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

-Bedrooms

-Kitchens

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

-Nothing really turns him on unless you tease him, especially if he's in a meeting where he has to try his hardest for people to not get a hint of what's happening

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

-Bodily fluids (except for cum cause yea)

-Public Spaces

-Slapping

-Degradation

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

-He's a giver, he loves the cute expressions you make whenever you grab his hair.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

-Soft and sensual.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

-He has mixed feelings about quickies

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

-No, he's scared of nezuko seeing him doing the act and doesn't want to taint her innocence

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

-He can last for atleast 5 rounds

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

-Sadly he doesn't own any toys.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

-He doesn't really like to tease unless you beg for him to.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

-Fairly normal, although if you tease him just enough he might be louder.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

-He likes the thought of getting pegged but fears that you might see him as a weirdo and want to break up with him. (but we all know that we live for that shit)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

-9 inches thats it (Along with his width 6 inched girth)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

-It's actually very high for a soft-spoken guy like him.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn't fall asleep unless you're all clean and ate some food.

©𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐛𝐮𝐯_ 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏; 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝

[adam-banks2024]

going to eden hall’s cotillion with adam banks

you were super nervous about the dance

it was one week away and you still didn’t have anyone to go with

at this point you thought you’d have to go alone

and you were excited

this was gonna be different than anything that you’ve ever went to before

yeah, you went to prom when you were a sophomore at a smaller school, and you went to winter formal in january, but you had never gone to anything as fancy as this before

you didn’t even know what it was at first

big thank you to google

as soon as you learned that it was a “fancy french dance” as russ put it, you started picking up more hours at your part time job

you didn’t need anything super extravagant or expensive, but you wanted to look nice and feel pretty

you talked to charlie about it almost everyday, and he seemed as excited about it as you

“i think i’m gonna ask lisa”

“what kinda tux should i get?”

“what kinda flowers do girls like?”

yada yada

you helped him with everything, of course

and he helped you pick out a dress, and a corsage, the whole shabang

and so the only thing left was to get a date

easy right

haha

laugh out louddddd

no.

but charlie was optimistic

he knew that you liked someone, but he didn’t know who it was

julie and connie didn’t even know so he knew there was no hope trying to find out

so you collectively agreed to find someone to go with as friends

you talked to ken first

made a really nice poster board, and made some ice skating puns

he looked super happy, and he laughed the whole time you were embarrassing yourself with your cheesy poster

he said thanks

but apparently...

he was

going with

A SENIOR GIRL

like damn ken okay

i see u

so you were upset

but kinda proud of him

so that meant it was on to the next person

russ? maybe

yeah

he’s be funny, plus it wouldn’t be awkward with him

so you get him some candy instead of a poster board, and walked up to him during lunch

“thanks, but averman, goldberg, and i are going together. kind of like a bachelors thing, yknow?”

you sighed

that takes out one more person

who else who else

DWAYNE

you could ask dwayne, and he’d be a gentleman, and you’d have an amazing time

you ditched the candy, borrowed a cowboy hat, and gave him a sunflower and asked him

he thought the gesture was sweet, and he was obsessed with the flower

“i think i’ll name him bob”

bless his heart

But He Said He Was Already Going With A Girl From A Different School.

cool. cool. cool

fulton! he’s chill!

you’d probably have a comfortable night with him and still have a good time

you game him a card with a hockey puck on it, with some cheesy saying about hitting hockey pucks too hard

you didn’t know

this was like the umpteenth guy you asked

he laughed at the gesture and thanked you for the card

“sorry y/n, but i’m going with portman. date night yknow?”

*sigh*

you understood

because let’s be honest that’s cute

but now that rules everyone out

except for him

but no because you’ve seen a million girls ask him

so you figured it’d be best if you went alone

you even considered going with julie but she’s going with scooter

IGHHSKABDVEIEJTBBRBE

why is this so harrrd

“i could talk to adam?”

charlie kept insisting

you kept saying no because you didn’t want a pity date

“i can just meet you all there”

that sounded a lot less sad in your head

“just ask him tomorrow, please?”

fine.

you decided that you’d ask him

on friday

“y/N tHaTs ThE dAy BeFoRe ThE DaNcE”

itll be fine

except it wasn’t fine

you worked your ass off the whole week leading up to friday

you worked everyday, you had exams all week, and you still had hockey practice

you were dead by friday

sweats to class, energy drink in hand, bags under your eyes

and your slippers

you had zero cares today

then you remEMBERED

charlie would absolutely murder you if you didn’t end up asking

so you said screw it (:

you and adam saw each other every day during 5th hour because you both had a free period then

you guys usually hung out and giggled like little kids

but that’s usually where it ended

if he saw you in the halls he would lend a nod, but that’s about the extent of things

so you thought hey, just ask him then

aha. he did a double take when he saw you walk in the library

“are you feeling okay?”

“yeah just tired. working like hell for this stupid cotillion”

he just looked confused

“not everyone has money to burn, cake eater”

he looked embarrassed now

shit

“nono, i didn’t mean it like that. i- i’m just tired”

he shook his head as he smiled and gestures for you to sit down

uh oh

now is the time

where you have to say the thing

nonono

“hey so,...uh!”

“yep?”

why does he lOOK SO GOOD

“so i asked, like, almost everyone...”

great now you sound pathetic

“...and they’ve just been busy so it’s cool...”

you’re just digging yourself deeper

“...but i still don’t have a date to the cotillion, so... would you— wanna go?”

he sat in silence for a moment

so you’re just gonna take that as a no

“what, no poster board, or candies, or sentimental cards?

w h a t

“you mean you saw all that?”

“kinda, yeah”

“o h”

now you didn’t know what to say. you just felt bad

“but yes. i’d love to go”

you did it.

he said yes?!

bet

YOU GUYS HAD SO MUCH FUN

he took you out to a nice restaurant

complimented your dress

your hair

your face

yes your face

AHHHHH this boy

and he actually danced with you?

some songs he knew came on and you were just jumping up and down in the middle of the dance floor

you guys even...

slowdanced

gasp

he was an awkward distance from you, not wanting to overstep your boundaries

but you pulled him closer

and he thought it was nice :)))))

at the end of the night you two were beat

he even walked you back to your dorm room which was in a building opposite than his was :,)

“well, it’s been an amazing night. and now i get to walk across campus”

and then

then you

INVITED HIM INTO YOUR DORM?

wtf

so yeah

he seemed giddy

and you offered him some sleeping clothes

and you slept on separate sides of the bed

and then you got a little closer

and then a little more closer...

and then y’all were cuddling

need i say more?

so yeah, it was just a really nice night for you two :))))