Halsin keeping him safe in a thicket 馃馃惢
Part 2 of a little series :)
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It's quite funny having followed you for years and years and knowing Machete as his dark, bloodied, cunning (and always on the edge of getting horribly murdered for his hubris) incarnation, and coming into 2024 and just... yeah he's gay now. Maybe he's even happy. Redemption at last... perhaps he DID get assassinated indeed and all those AUs are just his personal afterlife (does he get to go to Heaven? Seems so!)
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*trying not to sound horny (failing)* someone should make an Eggman model edit where he's fatter that'd be cool djshfbksfbskg
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Current family drama situation is that my uncle has very recently been diagnosed with several types of cancer and word is starting to spread throughout the family about it but no one has told my mom yet (because no one speaks to her, deservedly lol, and she doesn't speak to anyone either) but we (the other women in my family, pretty much my aunt and grandma and me) (matriarchal family structure) all agree that it's the right thing to do to let my mom know what's going on, if for no other reason than peace keeping (she has thrown fits in the past about not being in the know when big things happen, even though she doesn't come around the family by choice 馃ぁ) and so that my mom can explain the situation to my kid sister and help her navigate/cope/etc. And so I, for some fucking reason, opened my big fat stupid well-meaning mouth and volunteered to be the one to reach out to my mom (I figured it was the right thing to do to offer since I'm the only adult in the family who knows how to manage her, and the only adult she would be at least somewhat likely to answer a phone call from) and my aunt and grandma are, I think, happy that I volunteered but they're also like "just be careful, we're expecting her to have nasty remarks or say something about this being karmic payment or something like that" and okay I guess that does sound like something my mom would say/has said in the past but I really, really hesitate to think that my mom would react to anyone having a ton of cancers like that. That would be absolutely awful of her to do. But also kind of in line with her character. And anyway I'm just sitting here thinking about what an absolutely fucked up situation this is, obviously about my uncle's cancer but also just the dynamics and relationships in my family and the fact that there really aren't any men in my family (outside of my sick uncle) and all the women have various degrees of contempt for each other and very little emotional intelligence and none of them can leave things in the past and move on from a lifetime of being mutually awful to each other. And the fact that there needs to be a peacekeeping mediator between these grown ass women AT ALL, but especially the fact that it's me, a much younger woman in the bloodline who has watched their dysfunction my whole life and decided early on to not get involved in that shit ever, and to not be like them as I age, who is in that mediator role. Here we are I guess!
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I feel like I always get so stressed out and overwhelmed by all the pressure and scheduling involved in christmas that it ends up kind of sneak attacking me just how sad New Years makes me. This sucks
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i treasure every single frame of izzys shirtless sword fighting scene where cons not holding his stomach in with a tenderness you cannot even comprehend
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i like being an adult you can have soup for breakfast and no one can tell you shit
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Everything is tingly and I wanna throw up.
So it is time for a fun game, it is called: "Did I cook bad potatoes or have I developed a neurological disorder"
There are no wrong answers according to Google.
It could even be both.
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Sighhhh im going to stop griding x rank, ill just do my rainmaker placements in an hour and then only play sr until new season...,,.
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