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tendermiasma 11 days
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Halsin keeping him safe in a thicket 馃馃惢
Part 2 of a little series :)
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canisalbus 7 months
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It's quite funny having followed you for years and years and knowing Machete as his dark, bloodied, cunning (and always on the edge of getting horribly murdered for his hubris) incarnation, and coming into 2024 and just... yeah he's gay now. Maybe he's even happy. Redemption at last... perhaps he DID get assassinated indeed and all those AUs are just his personal afterlife (does he get to go to Heaven? Seems so!)
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egg-emperor 2 months
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*trying not to sound horny (failing)* someone should make an Eggman model edit where he's fatter that'd be cool djshfbksfbskg
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hidefdoritos 2 months
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My coworker (football bear) was in my department all day and he kept picking up his shirt hem to wipe his sweaty face and his entire fuzzy tummy was out every single time 馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ life is full of wonders
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youcanthandelthetruth 2 months
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Sauerkraut sauerkraut I love Sauerkraut
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kaleigh-color 2 years
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Work from home means dressing in comfy clothes and taking terrible bathroom selfies
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stepfordgoth 14 days
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Current family drama situation is that my uncle has very recently been diagnosed with several types of cancer and word is starting to spread throughout the family about it but no one has told my mom yet (because no one speaks to her, deservedly lol, and she doesn't speak to anyone either) but we (the other women in my family, pretty much my aunt and grandma and me) (matriarchal family structure) all agree that it's the right thing to do to let my mom know what's going on, if for no other reason than peace keeping (she has thrown fits in the past about not being in the know when big things happen, even though she doesn't come around the family by choice 馃ぁ) and so that my mom can explain the situation to my kid sister and help her navigate/cope/etc. And so I, for some fucking reason, opened my big fat stupid well-meaning mouth and volunteered to be the one to reach out to my mom (I figured it was the right thing to do to offer since I'm the only adult in the family who knows how to manage her, and the only adult she would be at least somewhat likely to answer a phone call from) and my aunt and grandma are, I think, happy that I volunteered but they're also like "just be careful, we're expecting her to have nasty remarks or say something about this being karmic payment or something like that" and okay I guess that does sound like something my mom would say/has said in the past but I really, really hesitate to think that my mom would react to anyone having a ton of cancers like that. That would be absolutely awful of her to do. But also kind of in line with her character. And anyway I'm just sitting here thinking about what an absolutely fucked up situation this is, obviously about my uncle's cancer but also just the dynamics and relationships in my family and the fact that there really aren't any men in my family (outside of my sick uncle) and all the women have various degrees of contempt for each other and very little emotional intelligence and none of them can leave things in the past and move on from a lifetime of being mutually awful to each other. And the fact that there needs to be a peacekeeping mediator between these grown ass women AT ALL, but especially the fact that it's me, a much younger woman in the bloodline who has watched their dysfunction my whole life and decided early on to not get involved in that shit ever, and to not be like them as I age, who is in that mediator role. Here we are I guess!
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mejomonster 8 months
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I would like. To be in mutual love
#rant#yeah...#...........................................................................................................................................#look its like this. im chronically ill. i know its not totally up to me i cant go out 1-3 times a week trying ro meet ppl. i know i#cant even eat some days my tummy too upset. cant work some days cant even sit up. can barely keep up witj friends i already have#and i know the being drained wont get better. i might be this sick forever. and i know im prioritizing my own art over#meetjng strangers. thats a choice. i know its my own fault im lonely. i also just. i wanna build a relationship#that long term where u meet and become friends then best friends then fall in love and hey if ur lucky marry ur best friend#and i know that wont come from forcing myself on dates w ppl i dont like. i know no ones ever liked me before#i know i havent felt attraction in years anyway. i miss having a crush. but i suppose itd be sad anyway. to crush and not be liked back#to feel ill need to wait another 5 years for another rare crush. i dont believe in fate i dont think. so i might not ever#kiss someoje i like. i might not get lucky and hold a crushs hand. spend months or years with someone like that#i just. i hate so much romance isnt like skills. i cant just date 1x a week until i run into love#i cant even find 1 person a month to crush on let alone ask out. cause the feelings are luck too#luck of who u run into even if u go tl events. even wuen i had 10k tinder matches the only date#the only person who respjded. was someone with a gf who didnt have much in common with me and me not mucj w them and it#was just not enough click to even make a friend#god it makes me sad. id like to kiss someone special. hold their hand. hear em talk hours#i have friends and love em but i dont wanna kiss a friend. i just dont feel romancy very much.
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nakanotamu 9 months
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I feel like I always get so stressed out and overwhelmed by all the pressure and scheduling involved in christmas that it ends up kind of sneak attacking me just how sad New Years makes me. This sucks
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arsenicflame 10 months
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i treasure every single frame of izzys shirtless sword fighting scene where cons not holding his stomach in with a tenderness you cannot even comprehend
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panb1mbo 10 months
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i like being an adult you can have soup for breakfast and no one can tell you shit
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ratcandy 2 months
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reeses save me. reeses. save me reeses
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dyrewrites 3 months
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Everything is tingly and I wanna throw up.
So it is time for a fun game, it is called: "Did I cook bad potatoes or have I developed a neurological disorder"
There are no wrong answers according to Google.
It could even be both.
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momento-morri 1 year
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this tummyposting stuff seems fun.
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barkingangelbaby 3 months
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the cat made biscuits on my tummy for a few seconds n i could cry.. it was so lovely and the pressure felt so nice
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sharkuro 4 months
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Sighhhh im going to stop griding x rank, ill just do my rainmaker placements in an hour and then only play sr until new season...,,.
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