#they haven’t kissed in 84 years so they better be cute for the next few episodes at least

[supercalime]

I wasn’t able to watch the premiere live, so just tell me one thing, did we get some good food? Were there crumbs or were we well fed?

[folkloreguk]

Strip Uno (optional bias smut)

A/N: It’s been 84 years since I last posted...thank you to the sweet messages I’ve been getting, you guys motivate me so much! I hope you like this one! (fyi: It’s another friends to lovers scenario, idk why I keep writing those lol)

Pairing: reader x optional bias (male)

“I'd appreciate if the house was still standing when we get back home, okay honey?” your mom said, closing the car trunk.

“Mom! H/N's coming over and we're gonna watch some movies or whatever we feel like, no big deal,” you replied, rolling your eyes. “I'm not nine years old, I can take care of myself.”

“I know that,” your mom said with a smile, getting into the seat next to your dad. “Have fun, I love you.”

“Love you too,” you replied. She shut the door and they drove off. The second they had left the driveway, you fished for your phone in your pocket. Eagerly, you texted your best friend.

Come over later

My parents aren't home

we can build a blanket fort

or mess up the kitchen

Make pancakes??

 As always, it only took him a few minutes to reply.

 first of all I'm never cooking pancakes with you again

I'll be over in a bit

You grinned at his message, getting excited. Even though you saw him almost every single day, there was no better feeling than knowing you were going to have so much fun with him. Like you always did. And since you both became grown ups, you had started to notice your slight attraction towards him. It wasn't like you were in love with him. (That's what you told yourself, at least.) It was just that every time you two spent time together, you noticed it more and more. It was mostly harmless flirting, but it was most certainly mutual. Which only kept you from holding back even more.

Half an hour later, your doorbell rang.

“Did you shrink overnight or did your sweater grow?” was the first thing he said after spotting you in the door frame. He was grinning cheekily and you rolled your eyes.

“It's called oversized and I bought it that way on purpose,” you explained. “I swear to god, you're so uncultured.”

He simply chuckled at your comment and started going off about some school project he was supposed to do. Apparently hanging out with you was more important to him. For a change, you headed into your living room instead of your room.

You had to admit, perhaps you had checked him out as he was walking in front of you. His hair was done nicely, but he was in a comfortable hoodie and his black sweatpants hung on his hips lowly. After he had approached the armrest of the sofa, he flung himself across it, landing in the soft pillows and giving you a playful glare.

“So blanket forts,” he began, “I've been told I'm great at building those.”

“Oh yeah? By whom exactly?” you asked, falling onto the sofa from the opposite side, so your head was next to his, but your legs pointed in different directions.

“My many ladies,” he claimed. You snorted at him.

“You mean your plushies that still sit on your bed?”

“Hey! Too far! You still have plushies too!” he instantly fought back.

“Okay, fair enough, I'm just kidding,” you laughed. “Let's do it then. Show off your skills to me.”

“First, we need every blanket we can get,” he ordered right away. When you looked at him, he was already up, collecting the pillows and blankets in your living room.

The next fifteen minutes you spent looking through drawers. You were surprised at just how many blankets you managed to gather.

“Are you finding any?” he shouted from the living room downstairs. Too busy to reply, you tried hard not to trip down the stairs.

“Does this seem like enough to you?” you questioned. In your arms you were balancing not only around six massive blankets, but also a game of UNO that you had randomly found. You realized you hadn't played it in way too long, and therefore taken it with you.

“Perfect,” he agreed, laughing at your clumsy walk.

Meanwhile, H/N had carried chairs and pillows and even your clothes airer into the room. He had already begun with the positioning, creating a loose concept of where the fort would soon be. When you dropped the blankets and the game, his expression changed.

“Full offence, but playing uno with two people sucks,” he stated. In response you gave him a look of disagreement. Then you decided you would have to convince him later. For now, there was another objective.

As you started the building, you realized a few things.

1. It is seemingly easier to build a stable fort as a grown up person

2. It is more difficult to build a big enough fort for two grown up people

3. It is just as much fun as it used to be

Twenty minutes, lots of laughter and even more concentration later, you were standing in what had to be the most extravagant blanket fort you had ever laid eyes on.

“This, if I may say so myself, is iconic,” he said, putting his arm around your shoulder like you had just completed building your own mansion. You could only agree.

Next, you spent around ten minutes trying to persuade him into a game of UNO. But to no success. Eventually, you ended up next to him in the fort. A bowl of popcorn sat in your lap and your favourite film was playing. To be fair, it had only come to this because he told you he would think about playing with you if you watched a movie first. And when he requested your favourite, you said yes without thinking.

“Stop crying, nothing bad is happening,” he laughed at you. A popcorn landed on you as he threw it. You picked it up and ate it, giving him a glare.

“I can't help it, this is the best scene,” you admitted through teary eyes. Right away, another popcorn flew your way. You were terribly tempted to get him back. For the sake of your fluffy carpet you changed your mind.

“That's so cute,” he said, staring at you while you were completely immersed in the scene. Still you caught yourself wanting to give him a smile, maybe say something flirty back. Instead, you grinned a little, but kept your eyes on the screen of your laptop.

After the movie was over, you brought the bowl and the laptop outside of the tent. Of course you returned with the UNO. It had gotten later at night, but you were determined as ever. Plus, it was Saturday. He was probably going to stay overnight anyway. Or at least that's what happened 9 out of 10 weekends.

“It's still a no from me,” he said the second you put down the game in front of him.

“Please!” you begged. “I haven't done this in so long, I wanna play it so bad!”

He sighed from where he was lying on the ground. One of his hands was supporting his head while the other was reaching for the box of the game. He was smiling brazenly now, and you wondered what was going through his mind.

“Okay, I'll play with you,” he said. You clapped in excitement, but he raised one finger. “If…we put a little twist to it.”

“Fine! What is it?” you asked, wanting to start playing as quickly as possible. He gave you another cheeky look, and you were slightly worried.

“We'll play strip uno,” he said. Like it was the most normal request in the world.

“What the hell are you talking about?” you replied, confused but not as surprised as you thought you would be.

“You know, like strip poker. We'll play and the loser takes off one article of clothing until-” he began.

“I know how strip poker works!” you interrupted him.

“Great? Why did you ask then?” he replied, fake innocence on his face. You let out air through your nose and shook your head. Your mind was spinning. Flirting between you two was one thing, this was a whole other. Then you thought. You wanted to play this game. Now. And you thought of all the times he had seen you in a bathing suit. This wasn’t so different, was it?

“On one condition,” you said.

“You're proposing a condition on my condition?” he asked jokingly.

“We'll stop at the underwear,” you told him.

“We'll see,” he replied, completely calm. Again, you shook your head. But his answer was good enough for you. You knew he was just fooling with you now.

So it be. As you played the first round, your heart was beating way too fast for you liking. He's just your best friend, dammit, calm down, you told yourself. It didn't work for a second.

On his part, he suddenly acted as if UNO had always been his favourite game. Even though he was the first one to lose.

“Next round!” he exclaimed, throwing his socks away. At some point his enthusiasm caught you and you had to admit, you were less nervous and felt like this was more fun with every card you laid down. And so it went, round after round.

You lost and took off your socks. He lost and took off his hoodie, under which he was wearing another shirt. You lost, and took off your pants. He lost and took off his pants. At least you were even for now.

“Final round!” you said. He was wearing his shirt and you had your sweater, that covered your bra underneath. This round was worse than the previous ones. You could feel a kind of tension in the air, there was less joking around and more stares into each others eyes. You weren't sure what was going to happen after the game was over, but you had a few ideas.

Maybe it was the idea of him possibly losing, but you suddenly used every spark of imagination on what his bare skin would look like. What it would feel like under your fingertips. No matter what would happen after the game, this thought would haunt you until you had found out what it would be like to touch him.

He only had three cards left, while you had six. But frankly, you didn't really care for winning any more. Not when he was there, right in front of you. So damn handsome and charming. When had you begun feeling this way towards him?

You barely noticed as he put down his last card.

“uno uno!” he cheered, giving you a daring look. You wanted nothing more than to simply bend over and kiss him. Instead, you did as the rules said and took off your sweater. The way he looked at you only made it worse. How he licked over his lip just for a moment and how his eyes travelled down your body just shortly, before locking them with your gaze.

“Again,” he commanded.

“It's over, my clothes are gone, I'm not taking off any more,” you reminded him of your rule.

“Come on! Let’s just play another round,” he insisted. You were sitting close to him, but not close enough to feel his body heat. When you looked at him you noticed his eyes on your lips. Then you realized he was still waiting for an answer.

“Whatever, let’s play again then. But I’m keeping my word. No more clothes are coming off,” you gave in, just because you had no idea what to do otherwise. You didn’t want to get away from him now, and what else could you have requested that would have involved being half-naked right next to him?

The last round you played in complete silence. It didn’t feel silent in your head though. Every smile he gave you, made you feel dizzy, like you were drunk. You kept catching him as he stared at you, waiting for you to put down a card. And for the record, you were in the process of losing and he knew.

Then he put his last card onto the pile.

“Uno uno! I won again!” he triumphed. You grinned at his excitement and opened your mouth to ask what to do next. But you noticed his gaze on you, like he was waiting for his order at McDonald’s. It was ridiculous, this boy never gave up. For a few seconds you returned his look. Then you decided to just chance it, and speak.

“What?” you finally asked. “If you want my bra off so bad, you’re gonna have to do it yourself, because I won’t.”

Just for a moment, he was taken aback. Slight confusion and reluctance played on his face. But you gave him a look that said more than a thousand words could have, and suddenly he bent forward and was kissing you.

It wasn’t a romantic, sweet kiss. It was hungry, like you had just found an oasis in a desert after a week of searching. It was like fire when his tongue touched yours for the first time. Your heart was drumming against your ribcage with so much eagerness, you thought it might break it.

At the same time his hands had moved to the back of your bra, fidgeting around for a while until it opened. Without really thinking, you pushed the cards aside and moved over to straddle his waist. His lips moved messily against yours while your fingers tangled in his hair. You couldn’t help but moan softly when his hands made contact with your boobs, his thumb circling around your nipples ever so slowly.

You felt like it was only fair to finally get rid of his shirt too, but when you reached for it, his hand closed around your wrist.

“I didn’t lose, remember?” he asked, clearly joking. He earned a playful hit for that comment. Then he swiftly pulled the fabric over his head. You barely had time to stare at how hot he looked before he kissed you again.

A strained sound left his throat when you ground your hips into his. It kind of sounded like he had just lost to you at Mario Kart (which he often did), just as little higher pitched. It might have been a weird comparison, but after all, he was your best childhood friend.

When you did it again, he moaned even louder, let his head hang back and closed his eyes tightly. Almost like he was trying to control himself, but seemed to be failing.

You took it as a perfect chance to bend forward and kiss his exposed neck. His skin under your lips felt just as you had imagined. Soft and smooth, letting your mouth follow every curve. At the same time you never stopped rolling your hips against his. Now that both of you were left in your underpants, the lack of clothing only turned you on even more.

As your crotch pressed against his already hard bulge, it made something twist the pit of your stomach. Something eager and impatient. Your breaths mixed up as you went from kissing to catching air. All those years of being friends you had never looked this closely into his eyes. They sparkled, even in the dim lighting inside the blanket fort.

“Have you ever thought about doing this before?” you suddenly asked. You didn’t know what had driven you, but you needed to know.

“Having sex?” he asked, followed by a restless sigh of when your hips moved against his.

“Having sex with me,” you said. “Be honest.”

“You want me to be honest?” he asked. He was quiet for a few times, his breathing just as uneven as yours. “I've lost count of how many times I've pictured this.”

Not sure what to say, you leaned forward and kissed him again. You shivered beneath his touch, when his hands wandered down your chest and to your waist, drawing small circles. His hold matched your movement when you rolled your hips over his. They followed the curve of your hips and to the small of your back.

Only when they softly touched the inside of your thighs, you realized you were holding your breath. A tense sigh left your lips when his hand slipped past your pants and between your folds. In no time he was curling his fingers against your sweet spot, seeing how you reacted to his touch. You said his name in a weak tone, your eyelids fluttering in pleasure.

“I like when you say my name like that” he stated, grinning cockily but his eyes looked as if he was in pure awe.

“Right...there,” you whimpered. He fastened his pace, rubbing small circles against your clit until you barely managed to keep your eyes open.

“I can’t wait any longer,” you spoke, softly tugging on the waistband of his boxers to let him know what you were referring to.

“Are you sure?” he asked.

“Never been more sure,” you replied, and whimpered right after, when he detached his hand from your aching center.

For a moment you sat next to him, so you could both shed off your underwear. When his eyes locked with yours, almost like he was luring you in, you climbed back into his lap.

Another time you gave him a questioning look, and he gave you a small nod. He hissed when you touched his member, pumping him a few times before aligning the tip with your entrance.

You both cursed in unison as you sank down on him, and just for a second you couldn’t help but laugh at each other. There was a moment when he twirled a strand of your hair between his fingers, and you almost failed to believe what was going on.

Then you slowly started to move, and you stopped thinking completely. He began rubbing your clit again, this time messier but it felt even better now. Somehow he seemed to know just how to touch you, even after this short amount of time.  

Meaningless words and moans filled the air beneath the blankets. He had his eyes shut for a few seconds, and you examined his face as it twisted in pleasure and his mouth hung open just a little. His hair was disheveled now, and a small hickey adorned his neck. You blushed at the thought of someone other than you might seeing it.

You could tell he was getting closer, and so were you. Seeing as you both had been so worked up, you knew it wouldn’t take long.

“You feel so good,” you moaned, wrapping your arms around his neck. He only groaned in response, and you buried your head where his shoulder met his neck. Your breath fanned against his skin as you closed your eyes and concentrated on the feeling of his fingers on your clit and of him inside of you.

“I’m so close,” you spoke against his neck. “H/N, oh my god.”

“Me too,” he spoke. His voice was husky and the fingers of his hand was buried in your skin, pushing you against him and making you move faster. Just a few more seconds of his moans, and his fingers working their magic on you, and you saw stars in front of your eyelids.

His name fell from your lips like a mantra as you came. Your hand closed around his wrist, too sensitive to take any more. You forced yourself to keep moving steadily, wanting to see him reach his high too.

It didn’t take long. For a while his jaw clenched and he breathed quickly through his nose, then his lips parted and his fingers dug into your sides as his orgasm washed over him. Slowly you rolled your hips another few times before you halted completely and climbed off him.

For a couple seconds you blankly stared at each other. Then he started smiling like an idiot and fell backwards into the pillows, his arms flopping to his sides lifelessly. You thought of the only rational thing to do, and lay down with him, supporting yourself on your arm and facing him. The way his chest moved slowly as he breathed made you feel peaceful.

“Are we still just friends after this?” he suddenly asked. You thought for a while.

“I think we haven’t been just friends for a long time now,” you admitted. He chuckled in agreement.

“Good, because I want us to be more” he said. A warm happiness spread in your chest at his smile.

“I need to tell you something,” he suddenly said in a different tone. You were awaiting something sentimental, but surely not what he said next.

“The last time we played and you lost,” he started, “I didn’t say uno when I had only one card left. You wouldn’t have lost if you had noticed.”

The way he grinned at you made you want to slap and kiss him at the same time. But you only gave him a playfully warning glare.

“I’m hungry,” he said, quickly changing the topic before you could complain. “You wanna order pizza?”

[xbreezymeadowsx]

200 Questions

No one asked me to do it but I made @sharpiewashere do it so it’s only fair I suffer through, too.

200: My crush’s name is: Zach because husband but also... Tommy motherfuckin’ Flanagan

199: I was born in: New Hampshire

198: I am really: horny and annoyed

197: My cellphone company is: Verizon

196: My eye color is: Brown

195: My shoe size is: like 10.5W I think.

194: My ring size is: I think it’s a 9.

193: My height is: 5’ 3”

192: I am allergic to: cats and crop dust

191: My 1st car was: old ass shitty Jeep Grand Cherokee

190: My 1st job was: at a stand in a city mall where we had an inflatable slide and two bounces houses and served sno cones, smoothies, and novelty ice creams

189: Last book you read: Fangs by Sarah Andersen

188: My bed is: fuckin’ broken and uncomfortable and clearly not big enough for myself and my bedhog husband.

187: My pet: 1 old black cat.

186: My best friend: Yuki (that bitch is my best best best friend and I miss her to pieces)

185: My favorite shampoo is: Garnier Whole Blends: Honey Treasures

184: Xbox or ps3: Fuck both. Switch.

183: Piggy banks are: cute

182: In my pockets: nada at the moment

181: On my calendar: is scribbles from my kid

180: Marriage is: Don’t marry a redneck!

179: Spongebob can: stop. Give me the early Bob but that’s it.

178: My mom: loves Unicorns

177: The last three songs I bought were? Wap metal version, Room with a Zoo, Shoop

176: Last YouTube video watched: GabSmolders playing Control

175: How many cousins do you have? technically only 2 by blood and actual familial connections. 6 if you count some others. 9 if you count step-cousins.

174: Do you have any siblings? 1 big Seester!

173: Are your parents divorced? Yeah

172: Are you taller than your mom? Maybe? IDK, we’re both shorties

171: Do you play an instrument? sadly, no.

170: What did you do yesterday? Slept and worked

[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight: yes

168: Luck: yes

167: Fate: yes

166: Yourself: HA, you’re funny.

165: Aliens: no

164: Heaven: these are...

163: Hell: ... kinda loaded...

162: God: ... questions

161: Horoscopes: maybe

160: Soul mates: yes

159: Ghosts: yes

158: Gay Marriage: yes

157: War: yes

156: Orbs: yes

155: Magic: yes

[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs

153: Drunk or High: unfortunately neither.

152: Phone or Online: online

151: Red heads or Black haired: black

150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunette

149: Hot or cold: cold

148: Summer or winter: winter

147: Autumn or Spring: autumn

146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate

145: Night or Day: night

144: Oranges or Apples: apples

143: Curly or Straight hair: straight

142: McDonalds or Burger King: McD’s outta these choices but I’d take Steak’N’Shake over either.

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk and Dark.

140: Mac or PC: PC

139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Zach can be sweet (he certainly isn’t ugly to look at) and we’re definitely on the poor side.

137: Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi (anybody remember Pepsi Twist? That was the best!)

136: Hillary or Obama: Obama

135: Buried or cremated: Buried I guess. Though, if I’m cremated, my ashes need to be spread in one place and no separating them.

134: Singing or Dancing: singing

133: Coach or Chanel: I am a redneck, these things don’t mean anything to me.

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who?

131: Small town or Big city: small town

130: Wal-Mart or Target: Either? I shop Wal-Mart all the time out of convenience but I do like Target

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: I am overall not a fan of either barring a select couple movies (like Heavyweights and Little Nicky)

128: Manicure or Pedicure: no thanks.

127: East Coast or West Coast: east coast

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas

125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate

124: Disney or Six Flags: Can I go to a Zoo instead?

123: Yankees or Red Sox: I’ll say Sox because New England but I don’t particularly care for baseball.

[ Here’s What I Think About ]

122: War: there’s a time and place

121: George Bush: he’s an idiot?

120: Gay Marriage: yay!

119: The presidential election: tearing families apart because people are stupid and vote for Trump

118: Abortion: this is a bit of a grey area for me. While I firmly believe in “my body, my choice”, I do not accept that argument if you are constantly getting them as if it is a form of birth control. Use proper contraceptives you slut.

117: MySpace: does that even exist anymore?

116: Reality TV: certain ones can assume me.

115: Parents: love them even when you don’t like them.

114: Back stabbers: pussies.

113: Ebay: never used it

112: Facebook: is reserved for pictures of kids, pets, funny videos and memes, and gifs.

111: Work: shitty... literally

110: My Neighbors: I’m just glad they aren’t the cousin-fuckers or the Methicans anymore.

109: Gas Prices: it takes like 20 bucks to fill my tiny car gas tank so whatever.

108: Designer Clothes: never fit me

107: College: didn’t go.

106: Sports: HA. My fat ass play sports? Maybe Badminton or Tetherball but that’s it.

105: My family: lives too far away.

104: The future: needs to be better than now.

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone: like 20 mins ago when my kid was trying to suck up to me to get a sip of my frappe.

102: Last time you ate: two hours ago.

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: Zane’s first day of school this year. Miss Angie came over to see him off in the morning.

100: Cried in front of someone: probably a few weeks ago.

99: Went to a movie theater: Twilight Breaking Dawn pt 2.

98: Took a vacation: three years ago.

97: Swam in a pool: probably close to 8 or more years ago.

96: Changed a diaper: 4-5 yrs ago.

95: Got my nails done: professionally? never. By Zane? last weekend.

94: Went to a wedding: three years ago.

93: Broke a bone: never. dislocated shit though.

92: Got a piercing: over a decade

91: Broke the law: probably frequently without realizing it.

90: Texted: couple mins ago.

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most: oh I’m a funny bitch

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: nothing? fuck this house. fuck this town. fuck this state. I wanna go HOME home.

87: The last movie I saw: Smokin’ Aces 2

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: my nephew’s birth and the vacation we plan to take to see him!

85: The thing i’m not looking forward to: the travel for the vacation stated above.

84: People call me: a lot of things. most of them true.

83: The most difficult thing to do is: wake up

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope

81: My zodiac sign is: Taurus

80: The first person i talked to today was: my husband

79: First time you had a crush: I had a massive crush on Shawn Micheals as a kid.

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my Seester

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: probably someone in the Flanaclan Chapel

76: Right now I am talking to: the Flanaclan on and off

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I’m supposed to grow up?

74: I have/will get a job: yes

73: Tomorrow: is Halloween

72: Today: I’m horny and annoyed

71: Next Summer: is a long time away

70: Next Weekend: work

69: I have these pets: already answered

68: The worst sound in the world: right now I’d have to say it’s Zane clucking his tongue.

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: myself? or more specifically my anxiety brain.

66: People that make you happy: my Flanaclan friends, my bff, my sister.

65: Last time I cried: a few weeks ago

64: My friends are: on the internet and/or mostly too far away

63: My computer is: a hunk of shit laptop

62: My School: never going ever again.

61: My Car: looks like the car emoji.

60: I lose all respect for people who: beat animals

59: The movie I cried at was: recently? Up

58: Your hair color is: brown

57: TV shows you watch: SOA, SVU, SWAT, wrestling, Wynonna Earp, Van Helsing, Supernatural

56: Favorite web site: tumblr and youtube

55: Your dream vacation: Scotland, Ireland, Wales, England, all that.

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: dislocating my knee

53: How do you like your steak cooked: med rare

52: My room is: some boring off-white

51: My favorite celebrity is: Tommy Flanagan

50: Where would you like to be: New Hampshire

49: Do you want children: I have 1 and that’s 1 too many.

48: Ever been in love: yup

47: Who’s your best friend: didn’t I already answer this?

46: More guy friends or girl friends: girls nowadays. guys around here suck.

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: reading Chibs fics, staring at Flanagan

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Flanagan

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: hell no

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no

41: Have you pre-named your children: I did not.

40: Last person I got mad at: me

39: I would like to move to: for the millionth time, New Hampshire

38: I wish I was a professional: dog sitter/walker

[ My Favorites ]

37: Candy: Sour Patch Watermelons

36: Vehicle: 90′s Ford Ranger, Jeep Renegade, Jeep Wrangler, Jeep Gladiator, Ford Shelby GT350R 

35: President: certainly not the fuckin’ current one.

34: State visited: Massachusetts

33: Cellphone provider: Verizon

32: Athlete: Aleister Black, Drew McIntyre, Luchasaurus, Sonny Kiss (and fuck you if you try to tell me they aren’t athletes)

31: Actor: Tommy Flanagan

30: Actress: Millie Bobby Brown

29: Singer: Ville Valo

28: Band: HIM

27: Clothing store: don’t care.

26: Grocery store: don’t care.

25: TV show: Law & Order: SVU (as much as I’d love to say SOA, Law & Order was my first real love)

24: Movie: 10 Things I Hate About You

23: Website: tumblr, youtube

22: Animal: dogs, wolves

21: Theme park: Zoos

20: Holiday: Halloween

19: Sport to watch: professional wrestling, football, hockey

18: Sport to play: nothing that requires that much energy

17: Magazine: don’t read them much

16: Book: the House Of Night series and sequel series by P.C. Cast and Kristen Cast (I don’t care that I’m probably too old for them now, I love them)

15: Day of the week: Saturday

14: Beach: Hampton Beach, NH

13: Concert attended: 69 Eyes headlined (opening with Night Kills The Day, then Fair To Midland which were fine but also Wednesday 13!!!!!)

12: Thing to cook: fajitas

11: Food: apple fritters/apple cider donuts

10: Restaurant: Panda Express I suppose.

9: Radio station: WGFA

8: Yankee candle scent: Midsummers Night

7: Perfume: don’t wear perfume so much as body spray and it’s usually something like cucumber melon or some baked goods scent.

6: Flower: Tiger Lillies

5: Color: Green- specifically Forest/Hunter

4: Talk show host: idk I used to watch Maury all the time, does that count?

3: Comedian: George Carlin

2: Dog breed: Pittie mixes, mutts, labs, medium to big short haired breeds

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yes I did.

[stellarboystyles]

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 

yes

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 

nope

3. Have you taken someone’s virginity? 

lmao no also virginity is a social construct so

4. Is trust a big issue for you? 

YES

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 

no :/ 

6. What are you excited for? 

to live on my own and be myself

7. What happened tonight? 

sleep

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 

no do whatever you want!!! just pls be smart and safe!!!

9. Is confidence cute? 

yes (:  v cute (: 

10. What is the last beverage you had? 

ice water

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 

literally one person

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 

unfortunately

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? 

get drunk

14. What are you going to spend money on next? 

a vibrator

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? 

nope

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? 

i hope so!

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 

i have a few people in mind <3

18. The last time you felt broken? 

define broken

19. Have you had sex today? 

legit haven’t had sex since january 

20. Are you starting to realize anything? 

that 

21. Are you in a good mood? 

nope

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? 

yes!!!

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? 

no his are green :((( and as far as biological idk never met him lmaoooo

24. What do you want right this second? 

attention

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? 

it depends

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 

kinda

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? 

hell no

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? 

tiktok

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? 

no

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 

no

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 

no

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? 

i don’t think so

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? 

first of all, it’s pop. second of all, yes

34. Listening to? 

roslyn by bon iver

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 

sometimes

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 

yep

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? 

yes

38. Who did you last call? 

my ex boyfriend

39. Who was the last person you danced with? 

my friend grace!

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? 

i don’t know

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 

can’t remember :/ don’t like cupcakes

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 

nope

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? 

oh god yes

44. Do you tan in the nude?

depends 

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? 

probably not

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? 

no

47. Who was the last person to call you? 

my mom

48. Do you sing in the shower? 

heck yes

49. Do you dance in the car? 

yesssss

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? 

on the wii

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 

last christmas

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 

no i LOVE musicals

53. Is Christmas stressful? 

sometimes

54. Ever eat a pierogi? 

yes

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 

fruit pies are grOSS

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 

dancer

57. Do you believe in ghosts? 

yes

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 

all the time

59. Take a vitamin daily? 

nope i should tho

60. Wear slippers? 

no but i <3 socks

61. Wear a bath robe? 

no

62. What do you wear to bed? 

nothing

63. First concert? 

hunter hayes

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 

target baby

65. Nike or Adidas? 

nike

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 

neither 

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 

PEPITAS

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 

ummm exile

69. Ever take dance lessons? 

yes!!! for 15 years (:

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 

why is this a question

71. Can you curl your tongue? 

yep

72. Ever won a spelling bee? 

YES i won in 7th grade and then got 2nd place in my county spelling bee but i was the eleventh one out in regionals and i cried :(

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 

yes

74. What is your favorite book? 

i have a few!

75. Do you study better with or without music? 

depends, but most of the time yessss

76. Regularly burn incense?

no, but i love palo santo!! i don’t use it anymore bc it’s endangered 

77. Ever been in love? 

not sure

78. Who would you like to see in concert? 

taylor swift

79. What was the last concert you saw? 

one direction </3

80. Hot tea or cold tea? 

cold

81. Tea or coffee? 

tea

82. Favorite type of cookie? 

oreos

83. Can you swim well? 

yea

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

nope

 85. Are you patient? 

depends

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? 

band

87. Ever won a contest? 

spelling bee

88. Ever have plastic surgery? 

no but i want to sooo bad 

89. Which are better black or green olives? 

neither. olives are evil

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

do whatchu want and be proud of it 

91. Best room for a fireplace? 

living room

92. Do you want to get married 

maybe

[thewritingstar]

Ah well were all at home better ask all 200 questions g, don't really know much about u

200 QUESTIONS???? ALRIGHT HERE YA GO. 

hope you enjoy me spending an hour answering all of these :) 

200: My crush’s name is: N/A 199: I was born in: 2000 198: I am really: nice 197: My cellphone company is: idk 196: My eye color is: Hazel, can turn dark brown or light green sometimes 195: My shoe size is: 8 194: My ring size is: 7 I think 193: My height is: 5′3 192: I am allergic to: penicillin  191: My 1st car was: Toyota  190: My 1st job was: Baskin Robbins  189: Last book you read: Suicide Notes (highly recommend)  188: My bed is: galaxy bedding and is currently on the floor in my bed fram cause my friends broke it... 187: My pet: Black cockapoo and a white cockapoo named Abby and Molly 186: My best friend: is a hoe 185: My favorite shampoo is: herbal essence color me happy  184: Xbox or ps3: I perfer Wii, Wii U or Nintendo switch  183: Piggy banks are: cute, Mine is a ducktales cup  182: In my pockets: nothing rn 181: On my calendar: nothing rn 180: Marriage is: a good thing but not a necessity for a happy life 179: Spongebob can: get it  178: My mom: is a queen  177: The last three songs I bought were? i only buy cds for my car so: Lover, Hozier, Blink 182 176: Last YouTube video watched: The Office deleted scenes 175: How many cousins do you have? 8 but I only see four of them and two of them are adults with kids so i consider them more of aunt and uncle figures 174: Do you have any siblings? One older sister  173: Are your parents divorced? Nope  172: Are you taller than your mom? Nope 171: Do you play an instrument? Nope 170: What did you do yesterday? Sat on ass and watched youtube 

[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: ye why not 168: Luck: yes  167: Fate: yes 166: Yourself: kinda 165: Aliens: yes 164: Heaven: mmmm yes i guess 163: Hell: yes 162: God: uhhhhh yes and no, kinda indifferent 161: Horoscopes: yep 160: Soul mates: yesss 159: Ghosts: ye 158: Gay Marriage: WHO THE FUCK DOESNT BELIEVE IN THISS?? ITS REAL  157: War: think it does more harm than good 156: Orbs: ye 155: Magic: ye i wanna be a wizard 

[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs 153: Drunk or High: drunk, i dont do drugs and i dont drink yet but ill prob get drunk  152: Phone or Online: oo i use both but Online i guess 151: Red heads or Black haired: Black hair 150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes 149: Hot or cold: HOT 148: Summer or winter: Summer 147: Autumn or Spring: Both 146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla  145: Night or Day: Day 144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges 143: Curly or Straight hair: I have straight hair but curly hair is also beautiful 142: McDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING..I HATE MCDONALDS 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: MILK 140: Mac or PC: Pc 139: Flip flops or high heals:...High heels prob 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: SWEET AND POOR, IM ALREADY UGLY 137: Coke or Pepsi: NEITHER 136: Hillary or Obama: obama  135: Burried or cremated: cremated 134: Singing or Dancing: love both but maybe dancing rn 133: Coach or Chanel: Coach  132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: idk who they are 131: Small town or Big city: Big city, i grew up in a small town 130: Wal-Mart or Target: TARGET 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam 128: Manicure or Pedicure: Mani 127: East Coast or West Coast: West Coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas  125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate 124: Disney or Six Flags: DISNEY  123: Yankees or Red Sox: eww sports 

[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War:....does more harm than good  121: George Bush:....dont know enough to say but im pretty sure he was an awful human  120: Gay Marriage: It should just be called marriage, just because you’re gay doesnt make it any less or any more, its equal to other marriages  119: The presidential election: 118: Abortion: Pro Choice, no one has the right to tell someone what to do with their body 117: MySpace: i never used it cause i was too young but i bet it was lit 116: Reality TV: its funny af  115: Parents: are nice if they care about their child but if they are abusive or horrible then they dont deserve respect  114: Back stabbers: should be stabbed  113: Ebay: its nice  112: Facebook: full of idiots and boomers  111: Work: a scam  110: My Neighbors: they fine 109: Gas Prices: A SCAM 108: Designer Clothes: a nice but really $200 for socks, no mama 107: College: SHOULD BE FREE 106: Sports: fun but no one needs to make that much money for throwing a ball 105: My family: i like them 104: The future: is wild and idk at this point 

[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: my mom like a few days ago 102: Last time you ate: at 11 today! 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:  100: Cried in front of someone: my mom after i yelled at her 99: Went to a movie theater: i saw Onward when we were allowed outside 98: Took a vacation: went to disneyland last October  97: Swam in a pool: like almost two years sadly  96: Changed a diaper: when i was like 8  95: Got my nails done: never got them done because my mom wouldnt take me cause i was a ‘tom boy’  94: Went to a wedding: never  93: Broke a bone: when i was three, my big toe 92: Got a piercing: my nose in January  91: Broke the law: i guess i sped the other day  90: Texted: literally as im doing this 

[ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: my friend 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: the silence of being alone 87: The last movie I saw: Princess and the Frog 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Moving for college 85: The thing im not looking forward to:  84: People call me: Deanna (real name), Dean, Star (what yall call me) ton of others 83: The most difficult thing to do is: idk  82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never 81: My zodiac sign is: Aries 80: The first person i talked to today was:  79: First time you had a crush: Ive had  78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my best friends 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: my friends over ft  76: Right now I am talking to: no one 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: hopefully being an animator  74: I have/will get a job: at disney  73: Tomorrow: doing nothing 72: Today: doing nothing  71: Next Summer: hopefully not on quarantine  70: Next Weekend: nothing special  69: I have these pets: 2 doggos 68: The worst sound in the world: ICE SCRAPING OR MOUTH BREATHING 67: The person that makes me cry the most is:  66: People that make you happy: my friends 65: Last time I cried: few days ago  64: My friends are: my world 63: My computer is: a Dell  62: My School: is a community college  61: My Car: it goes 60: I lose all respect for people who: are bigots, dehumanize people, republicans  59: The movie I cried at was: Onward had me sobbing  58: Your hair color is: Brown rn 57: TV shows you watch: theres too many 56: Favorite web site: tumblr or youtube 55: Your dream vacation: every disney park  54: The worst pain I was ever in was: i think when i cut my finger or when i went to the hospital for my chest  53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium rare  52: My room is: disney themed and my safe zone 51: My favorite celebrity is: Tara Strong  50: Where would you like to be: Disneyland 49: Do you want children: ehh maybe  48: Ever been in love: nope 47: Who’s your best friend: my neighbor that ive known since i was 4 46: More guy friends or girl friends: more girl 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: making cake  44: One person that you wish you could see right now: my cousin 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: not really  42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: ye 41: Have you pre-named your children: kinda 40: Last person I got mad at: my mom 39: I would like to move to: La 38: I wish I was a professional: animator

[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: Kitkat 36: Vehicle: Cars 35: President: 34: State visited: California, Nevada, Texas, Hawaii,  33: Cellphone provider: 32: Athlete: n/a 31: Actor: Colin O'Donoghue 30: Actress: Lana Parrilla 29: Singer: Joe Jonas, Taylor Swift  28: Band: Big Time Rush 27: Clothing store: Hot topic, Ross,  26: Grocery store: Safeway  25: TV show: Once Upon A Time or PPG  24: Movie: Princess and the Frog and Ratatouille  23: Website: tumblr  22: Animal: elephant  21: Theme park: disneyland  20: Holiday: Halloween  19: Sport to watch: hockey  18: Sport to play:..i do not play  17: Magazine: i dont read mags  16: Book: Kingdom Keepers  15: Day of the week: Friday  14: Beach: one i went to in Hawaii  13: Concert attended: Jonas Brothers  12: Thing to cook: chowmein and strawberry shortcake  11: Food: Chowmein  10: Restaurant: my fav Chinese restaurant  9: Radio station: I don’t listen to the radio  8: Yankee candle scent: Vanilla  7: Perfume: Vanilla  6: Flower: Rose or Larkspur  5: Color: Black or blue  4: Talk show host: umm i dont watch many but i guess Jimmy Fallon  3: Comedian: Jaboukie Young-White or John Mulaney  2: Dog breed: Pomeranian  1: Did you answer all these truthfully? ye 

[antikristvs]

Can you do all the asks? Even #68 :D

Challenge accepted, motherfucker! >:)

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? - No

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? - No

3. Have you taken someones virginity? - No

4. Is trust a big issue for you? - True as Hell

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? - Mmmmm not really I haven’t been out since last Tuesday

6. What are you excited for? - Upcoming new installments for Halloween and The Conjuring Universe. Getting a tattoo and a septum piercing. Writing new stories and reading new books. Getting myself together and becoming who I want to be. Many things...

7. What happened tonight? - I learned that some woman somewhere is eating mattresses

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? - Depends on the person. Everyone is different when drunk.

9. Is confidence cute? - Stop with the cute. No appeal in that. Confidence is charming.

10. What is the last beverage you had? - If alcoholic then vodka

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? - I am not sure if I trust anybody but maybe one I have no fucking idea

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? - Yes

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? - I have no fucking clue

14. What are you going to spend money on next? - I have no fucking clue...

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? - I have not been kissed

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? - I don’t know. All I can do is grasp myself together and try I guess.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? - probably @forestrunewitch , @cthulhu-is-metal , @herbeloved82 , @candied-corpse and I guess my mom, my grandma, Elena (in other words women of my family). A few days ago I would have said my boyfriend but... things crashed.

18. The last time you felt broken? - After my boyfriend broke up with me obviously. It happened a couple of days ago.

19. Have you had sex today? - No. Cardinal Copia and Papa III keep banging in my head like rabbits though. I’m trying to sleep you perverts!

20. Are you starting to realize anything? - Yes

21. Are you in a good mood? - I’m in an odd mood...

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? - I suppose yeah, I love sharks

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? - I don’t know

24. What do you want right this second? - I don’t know...

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? - Depends on the relationship status

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? - No

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? - I doubt that would even be natural...

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? - A story about a guy shoving a handgun up his ass I think

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? - Yes

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? - Depends

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? - No

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? - Right now is not the best time to talk about that yet. For answer why look at question 18.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? - No

34. Listening to? - About to put on my usual for going to Freddy’s - Infestissumam by Ghost

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? - Rather often

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? - Maybe in an alternate universe because that person, in a romantic sense, does not exist

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? - In literature

38. Who did you last call? - My mom

39. Who was the last person you danced with? - I don’t remember the last time I danced

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? - It had not yet happened because all my relationships so far occurred online. It’s not surprising, given my strange, frightening and anti-social tendencies.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? - A day or two ago

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? - Yes

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? - Did I ever embarrass myself in front of Bughuul from Sinister?.. Hey, Bughuul, there are plenty of your images round and about, come forth and answer that question for me! I’m joking obviously. Probably not, I hardly get crushes.

44. Do you tan in the nude? - I don’t tan

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? - For Hell’s sake, repeat, it never happened!

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? - No

47. Who was the last person to call you? - My mom

48. Do you sing in the shower? - Sometimes

49. Do you dance in the car? - How the fuck does one dance in the car?

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? - Yes. There’s still a hole in the wall...

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? - When I was updating my documents if my mom does not count

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? - Many of them. But not all.

53. Is Christmas stressful? - Yes, given my usual misery on holidays anyway. At least lately...

54. Ever eat a pierogi? - What the fuck is a pierogi?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? - Apple pie I guess

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - A police officer. a rock star, I think a paleonthologist...

57. Do you believe in ghosts? - Yes

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? - I might be too zoned out for that

59. Take a vitamin daily? - Yes

60. Wear slippers? - Yes

61. Wear a bath robe? - Yes

62. What do you wear to bed? - Usually random sweatpants and shirt

63. First concert? - Scorpions

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? - Fucking Lidl. We don’t have these three in Lithuania.

65. Nike or Adidas? - Nike

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? - Cheetos

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? - Sunflower seeds

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? - Do you seriously think I could name one? The closest I ever was to Taylor Swift was watching some parody by some parenting channel on youtube.

69. Ever take dance lessons? - Yes, I used to folk dance for nine years

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? - How the Hell am I supposed to know

71. Can you curl your tongue? - Yes

72. Ever won a spelling bee? - No

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? - I think so

74. What is your favorite book? - I have too many to name

75. Do you study better with or without music? - Depends if a movie/show is on or not

76. Regularly burn incense? - Eeeeh.. what?

77. Ever been in love? - Yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert? - Too fucking many bands. Especially Ghost and Behemoth.

79. What was the last concert you saw? - Some local bar show

80. Hot tea or cold tea? - Both

81. Tea or coffee? - Both

82. Favorite type of cookie? - Classic biscuits, chocolate, oreos...

83. Can you swim well? - More or less

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? - Yes

85. Are you patient? - Hell no

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? - Depends what kind of music they are playing.

87. Ever won a contest? - Yes

88. Ever have plastic surgery? - No

89. Which are better black or green olives? - Both

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? - As long as it starts with consent and ends with an orgasm

91. Best room for a fireplace? - Living room or bedroom

92. Do you want to get married? - Sometime

[lovemesomesurveys]

[found at: asking-questions-reply-t-blog - Tumblr]

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Absolutely not, that’s my mom. 

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Wrong.

3. Have you taken someone's virginity? Nope. I haven’t lost mine either.

4. Is trust a big issue for you? No, I wouldn’t say that.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? I don’t like anyone in that way.

6. What are you excited for? I’m looking forward to getting my favorite breakfast delivered in a few hours and the Starbucks my brother is getting us.

7. What happened tonight? It’s only 5:36AM, but I’m going to assume nothing out of the ordinary.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? It can be obnoxious when anyone gets really wasted.

9. Is confidence cute? Confidence, yes. But cockiness and arrogance, no. That’s a whole different area that’s definitely not cute.

10. What is the last beverage you had? Starbucks Doubleshot energy drink.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? One.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Yeah. Those are the only type of jeans I own.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? Same stuff I do every night.

14. What are you going to spend money on next? Food.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? Nope. That ended years ago.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I wish some positive changes would happen, but I can’t expect that when I don’t do anything to try.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? I feel most comfortable doing that in surveys and on Twitter, ha.

18. The last time you felt broken? Now. It’s been an ongoing feeling for the past few years.

19. Have you had sex today? No.

20. Are you starting to realize anything? Nothing new. 21. Are you in a good mood? No.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Uh, HELL NO.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? No. I wish they were because he has blue eyes.

24. What do you want right this second? Right now I could use sleep.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I don’t love/like anyone in that way currently.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? A lot of it is because it’s so overgrown. It’s been over a year now since I last got it dyed. Sigh.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? Someone with a sense of humor and silly side is a must.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? Something in a video I was watching earlier.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Yes.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? Not everyone, but I think a lot of people do. 

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? No, not at all. I love my brother. He’s one of the few closest people to me.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? --

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? I only drink some now when I take my medicine. I used to drink it regularly for years until a few years ago when I just stopped for no particular reason. I was surprised.

34. Listening to? An ASMR video.

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? I don’t recall the last time I used a pencil.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Nope.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope.

38. Who did you last call? My brother.

39. Who was the last person you danced with? Myself. 

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because we wanted to?

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? It’s been awhile. I want one now.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? No.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? Of course I have.

44. Do you tan in the nude? No.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? No.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? Nope.

47. Who was the last person to call you? My mom.

48. Do you sing in the shower? Yes. I have a shower playlist on Spotify.

49. Do you dance in the car? Sometimes.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Nope.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? My graduation from UC back in 2015.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? They can be, but I like some of them.

53. Is Christmas stressful? It can be at times, but I truly love that time of year.

54. Ever eat a pierogi? Nope. I don’t even know wha that is.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? I don’t like fruit pie.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? I wanted to be a teacher.

57. Do you believe in ghosts? I believe in spirits. 

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yeah, many times.

59. Take a vitamin daily? No, but there’s a few I should be taking.

60. Wear slippers? No.

61. Wear a bath robe? Nope. 

62. What do you wear to bed? Leggings and oversized tees, my usual attire.

63. First concert? High School Musical in concert, ha.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target and Walmart. We haven’t had a K-Mart in well over a decade.

65. Nike or Adidas? I’m an Adidas gal.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Both.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? None.

69. Ever take dance lessons? No.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I haven’t thought about that.

71. Can you curl your tongue? No.

72. Ever won a spelling bee? I’ve never been in one.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Not that I can recall.

74. What is your favorite book? I couldn’t possibly just choose one.

75. Do you study better with or without music? Without.

76. Regularly burn incense? I never burn incense or light candles.

77. Ever been in love? Yes.

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Hmm. One with a variety of artists would be fun.

79. What was the last concert you saw? Green Day back in 2009.

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Hot.

81. Tea or coffee? Coffee, always.

82. Favorite type of cookie? Sugar and shortbread.

83. Can you swim well? Nope, I can’t swim at all.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes. If I put my head under water I’d have to hold my nose, though.

85. Are you patient? No, I’m quite impatient. 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? I don’t plan on getting married.

87. Ever won a contest? I won passes to see and meet Drake Bell when I was in high school. I was a huge fan at the time, so it was a big deal.

88. Ever have plastic surgery? No.

89. Which are better black or green olives? I only like black olives.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? That’s your choice.

91. Best room for a fireplace? The living room.

92. Do you want to get married? No.

[noona-la-la-la]

Look.  I don’t really do these.  Because I’m secretive and anti-social.  I have my reasons.

But since @avveh has asked before for me to come out from the shadows just a little bit -- I’ll do this one.  All answers will be honest... but I reserve the right to just say “fuck it” and stop at any point.  Also... 85 QUESTIONS??? I might end up falling asleep in the middle of this.  It’s been a long day y’all.

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people. 

I’m not tagging anyone because I’m cranky as hell and I don’t even know 20 people.  That said, if anyone is reading this and does it -- let me know because I’m actually interested in everyone’s responses.  I’m contrarian like that.

Answers under the cut...

last

1. drink - Orange flavored LaCroix (sparkling water)

2. phone call - my mother

3. text message - my boss’ boss (aka the Vice President of my department)

4. song you listened to - Adore by Amy Shark

5. time you cried - Last week when I was watching Go Back Couple.  All the scenes where the female lead was with her mother made me think about how close I was to losing my own mother this year. Fuck! Now I want to cry again!

ever

6. dated someone twice - Yes. I’ve done it in more than one failed relationship.  I dated one guy THREE times. I suck at life.

7. kissed someone and regretted it - Nope. YOLO!

8. been cheated on - Yes.  Fuck that guy.

9. lost someone special - Yes.

10. been depressed? - Yes.

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - Once.  I have spent a lifetime priding myself on knowing when to stop.  But then there was that one time that I was at a gay pride parade and not paying attention to how many times my friend refilled my drink and then next thing you know, I’m covered in rainbow stickers, arguing with these religious protesters about the real meaning of Sodom and Gomorrah, and then dancing in the street while crying about how everything is just this big beautiful celebration of love... oh yeah, then I puked.

fave colours

12. green

13. pink

14. yellow (honestly, I just like colors.  All of them.)

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - meh.  Not really.

16. fallen out of love - no.

17. laughed until you cried - Oh yeah.

18. found out someone was talking about you - I walked into work this morning and the head of another department looked at me and said “I was just talking about you!”  But I don’t think that is what they meant by this question.  So... no.

19. met someone who changed you - Not in any profound sense.

20. found out who your friends are - I already knew who my friends are.

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - Nope.  But I did stop using facebook this year.

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - All of them.  

23. do you have any pets - No.

24. do you want to change your name - Not unless I have to.  I do have a series of pseudonyms planned out in case I need to change identities unexpectedly.  Like to escape the mob or evade the government.

25. what did you do for your last birthday - Honestly I don’t remember.  Probably hid in my apartment and cried because of how old I’m getting.

26. what time did you wake up today - 5:30am.  Then again at 7:00am.  Then again at 8:00am.

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - Sending emails to coworkers in England and Singapore.

28. what is something you can’t wait for - I’m going to Alabama in a few weeks for vacation.

30. what are you listening to right now - The radio.  They are playing The Sweater Song by Weezer right now.  I haven’t heard this in forever.

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - What a strange question.  I’ve talked to many Tom’s.  I was just talking to someone about a person named Tom an hour ago.

32. something that’s getting on your nerves - Those  coworker people in England and Singapore that I was emailing last night.  Three days of emailing back and forth and they can’t make a fucking decision to save their lives. 

33. most visited website - Tumblr, Youtube, Hulu, Dramafever, Google...

34. hair colour - Ashy brown and whatever faded mess is at the ends.  I need to get my hair done desperatgely.

35. long or short hair - Medium?  I don’t know.  Short I guess.

36. do you have a crush on someone - I wish I did.

37. what do you like about yourself - I’m smart-ish.

38. want any piercings? - The holes in my ears just closed because I got too lazy to wear earrings for a long time.  I need to go get them reopened.

39. blood type - Are you looking for a blood donor?  I’ll decline to answer.

40. nicknames - Noona

41. relationship status - going-to-die-alone

42. zodiac - Nope. Not sharing this either.

43. pronouns - me, myself, and I.

44. fave tv shows - I so rarely watch tv.  I’m really only watching Modern Family, Brooklyn 99 and I binged the first two seasons of The Path.

45. tattoos - I have commitment issues, so... no.

46. right or left handed - right.

47. ever had surgery - yes

48. piercings - does it count if they all closed?

49. sport -  walking upright

50. vacation - Where I want to go or where I’ve been? Fave vacations I’ve been on have been Norway and Peru.  

51. trainers - This is so British.  LOL! I don’t care -- whatever fits, looks cute, feels comfortable and isn’t too expensive.

more general

52. eating - Fish sandwich.

53. drinking - Sprite.

54. i’m about to watch - Probably nothing.  Maybe youtube vids.

55. waiting for - The VP of my department to contact me before I try emailing these fuckers in England and Singapore one more time and demand they do what they are supposed to do.  I’m so close to creating an international incident at my company.

56. want - Love, wealth, security, happiness, stability and a chocolate milkshake.

57. get married - I’ve given up on this dream.

58. career - Yes, I have one.

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - Depends who I’m hugging or kissing.  Generally speaking, probably prefer hugs.

60. lips or eyes - I kinda prefer people have both.  But I tend to notice lips first.

61. shorter or taller - shorter or taller than what? This question is irrelevant.

62. older or younger - I’m a thousand years old, so I’m going to say younger.

63. nice arms or stomach - People who have nice stomachs usually have nice arms.  The opposite is not always true.  So stomach.

64. hookup or relationship - relationship.

65. troublemaker or hesitant - troublemaker

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - of course

67. drank hard liquor - yes

68. lost glasses - I am missing a pair of glasses right now.  Have you seen them?

69. turned someone down - yes.

70. sex on first date - yes

71. broken someone’s heart - yes.

72. had your heart broken - yes, repeatedly.

73. been arrested - Lol!  I literally paused to think about this.  I’m not sure why - I’ve never been arrested. Just threatened with arrest by grumpy police officers.

74. cried when someone died - yes.

75. fallen for a friend - I’ve become friends with people I fell for first... but not the other way around.

do you believe in

76. yourself - yes

77. miracles - yes.

78. love at first sight - uh... not really. 

79. santa claus - sure, why not

80. kiss on a first date - yep

81. angels - I’m open to the possibility

other

82. best friend’s name - Nope. Not doing this.

83. eye colour - Hazel.  Green with a brown ring around the pupil.

84. fave movie - Grease!!!!!

85. fave actor - Gong Yoo. 

[bardot-baby]

no one tagged me but i’m procrastinating so let’s go!

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? yeah ;)

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? lol yeah fml i can’t escape him cause he wants to be friends

3. Have you taken someones virginity? yup

4. Is trust a big issue for you? yess, it’s pretty much the thing that ended my last relationship.

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? we went for coffee like two weeks ago

6. What are you excited for? a  big party on friday and going on holiday

7. What happened tonight? nothing, had a good night’s sleep for once 

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? no wayy, what other girls do is none of my business lmao?

9. Is confidence cute? sure, in moderation

10. What is the last beverage you had? ice coffee

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? quite a few, i’ve got a few guy best friends

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? yeah

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? go shopping with my friends

14. What are you going to spend money on next? sushi

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? nope

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? yeah i’m always changing

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? my best friend

18. The last time you felt broken? before new year’s when i went through a shitty time

19. Have you had sex today? nahh

20. Are you starting to realize anything? not really my dude

21. Are you in a good mood? yeah, a bit stressed though

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? sure

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? nope

24. What do you want right this second? sunny weather

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? tbh he wouldn’t do that, unless it’s to make me jealous or something

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? nahh

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? nope, i tried but i had to end it lol

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? my friend’s snap

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? i wish i was still in contact with one of my exes just because he was lovely to talk to

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? depends on the circumstances

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? noope

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? i think so, maybe not though, i haven't told him yet 

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? nah

34. Listening to? benjamin ingrosso lmao

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? yeah i go to school 

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? no idea haha

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? nah i believe in infatuation at first sight

38. Who did you last call? probably my mum

39. Who was the last person you danced with? my friend

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? cause i was in the mood for doing it and also a bit drunk

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? don’t remember but it’s been a few years

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? yup 

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? absolutely

44. Do you tan in the nude? nope

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? nah

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? people on snapchat yeah

47. Who was the last person to call you? my dad

48. Do you sing in the shower? sometimes

49. Do you dance in the car? always

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? yeah

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? august for school

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? noo i love them!

53. Is Christmas stressful? a little bit

54. Ever eat a pierogi? yeah they’re very common in my country

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? blueberry pie

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? astronaut, singer, actress, photographer, author...

57. Do you believe in ghosts? maybee

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yupp

59. Take a vitamin daily? no i always forget

60. Wear slippers? nah

61. Wear a bath robe? yup

62. What do you wear to bed? some type of pyjamas, most often shorts and a t-shirt

63. First concert? britney spears bitch !!

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? no idea, not american

65. Nike or Adidas? adidas i think

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? no idea

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanuts all the way

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? uhh maybe i knew you were trouble

69. Ever take dance lessons? yeah, ballet for a few years and then show dance

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? haven’t really thought about it dude

71. Can you curl your tongue? yup

72. Ever won a spelling bee? a version of it

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? maybe once or twice

74. What is your favorite book? i like too many, can’t choose!

75. Do you study better with or without music? without lol, i have adhd

76. Regularly burn incense? nope

77. Ever been in love? sure

78. Who would you like to see in concert? mac demarco (don’t attack me), tyler the creator

79. What was the last concert you saw? russ lmaoo

80. Hot tea or cold tea? hot tea

81. Tea or coffee? coffee

82. Favorite type of cookie? chocolate

83. Can you swim well? i’d say i’m average

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yeah

85. Are you patient? nah

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? band maybe? or both?

87. Ever won a contest? yeah

88. Ever have plastic surgery? nopee

89. Which are better black or green olives? neither

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? why not lol

91. Best room for a fireplace? living room

92. Do you want to get married? sure

I tag everyone who wants to do this!

[pioneergirlsie]

85 Questions

I was tagged by the lovely @dearponty <3 Thank you!

I’m tagging: @random----fandoms (I always keep thinking you’re still papillion XD) @thatwouldbeunfortunate @booksinthenooks @flyingthroughthemoonlight @xxno-wayxx

— what was your last…

1. drink: Water out of my huge Newsies cup. Or if water doesn’t count, I had a Mountain Dew yesterday

2. phone call: My aunt so I could wish my little cousin a happy 7th birthday

3. text message: @random----fandoms aka my bestie

4. song you listened to: “From Now On” from The Greatest Showman

5. time you cried: A few weeks ago I was so stressed that I just cried for about a half hour and did nothing

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: Haha I haven’t even dated someone once XD

7. kissed someone and regretted it: Haha I’ve never kissed either

8. been cheated on: No

9. lost someone special: Yeah. Too many special someones

10. been depressed: Yeah. After reading A Series of Unfortunate Events I got into a funk and it didn’t really go away on its own... 

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: No but I gag whenever I smell alcohol

— fave colours

12. Blue

13. Green

14. Blue green

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: Do online friends count?

16. fallen out of love: Well... Fallen out of “like” is more accurate (and it happened twice so...)

17. laughed until you cried: Oh yes XD

18. found out someone was talking about you: Yes, but not in a bad way

19. met someone who changed you: Yeppers

20. found out who your friends are: A lot of them are the same, but I see now that distance can change people

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: I’ve kissed my parents, and we’re facebook friends, does that count?

— general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: All of them because I don’t friend people I don’t know

23. do you have any pets: Yessss! I have three cats (one of which is missing and she’s my favorite) and a black lab/pointer mix who is adorable and I love him so much even though I don’t like any other dogs

24. do you want to change your name: No I love my name!

25. what did you do for your last birthday: We were on a road trip and my dad decided to pull off to a war memorial even though we were on a tight schedule, so that was interesting. There were LARGE mosquitos there. Then we drove for ten hours. We stopped at a gas station for a bathroom and they didn’t have a toilet seat, so that was... an experience. I cried. We finally arrived at Disney Springs where we got ice cream for my birthday. And the next day, on my bro’s birthday, we went to DisneyWorld. (But it’s alright because we both wore birthday buttons our whole trip and got mistaken for twins constantly and got many magical moments)

26. what time did you wake up today: 8 am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: Sleeping thank goodness. But I also could have been sleepwalking or talking because I do that

28. what is something you can’t wait for: My online classes being done (but I get my wisdom teeth out two days later so... maybe I can wait)

30. what are you listening to right now: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace soundtrack XD

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: I think my aunt’s brother is named Tom but I don’t think I actually talked to him at that wedding...

32. something that’s getting on your nerves: Drama queens/kings

33. most visited website: Tumblr, YouTube, and the site for my college courses

34. hair colour: Brown

35. long or short hair: Medium-ish because I just got it cut from it being really long

36. do you have a crush on someone: It’s complicated

37. what do you like about yourself: I like my eyes a lot, and I like my personality. I have fun :)

38. want any piercings: Nopity nope nope, nope nope. 

 39. blood type: Ha, funny story. I skipped the day of biology where everyone got their blood tested and went to Disney instead 

40. nicknames: Elsie

41. relationship status: Single

42. sign: Pisces I think. I don’t really care

43. pronouns: she/her

44. fave tv show: The new Tangled series!

45. tattoos: Oh nodie dodie.

46. right or left handed: Right

47. ever had surgery: No but I’m going to need a couple

48. piercings: Ears

49. sport: I am totally into motocross. I can’t figure out how to shift, but I love watching it and riding little 50s. 

50. vacation: Are we talking all or most recent? I’ll go with most recent. We took a roadtrip through the deep south this winter all the way down to Florida to visit Disney and my friend at college and saw a Supercross Race over my brother’s and my birthdays.

51. trainers: Do braces count?

— more general

52. eating: Not right now, but if I am it’s probably pasta

53. drinking: Water, but later I’ll have a Mountain Dew

54. I’m about to watch: Some YouTube or the end of The Phantom Menace (again)

55. waiting for: Summer so I can be free

56. want: To star in a Broadway show XD Besides that, I’ve wanted this cute jacket for awhile. Ooh! And I want Newsies Live to get a CD and DVD

57. get married: Maybe after I’ve dated and found the right guy XD

58. career: Hopefully an author and an editor! Or I could do newspaper reporter/writer things

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: hugs, especially when the person is really good at hug giving.

60. lips or eyes: eyes

61. shorter or taller: Well... I am shorter... so idk. But taller can be helpful to reach high places... idk

62. older or younger: Um? How do I answer this? I’d say younger because when you’re older everything starts to hurt

63. nice arms or stomach: Nice arms because they’re good for hugging

64. hookup or relationships: Hookups are bad. Relationships all the way

65. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant 

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: Ew no way. I’d maybe kiss my fiance, but not before we’re engaged XD

67. drank hard liquor: Ew absolutely not! 

68. turned someone down: One time in high school a boy wanted to touch my butt and I shut that down hard. Oh, and another time this boy asked out about 5 girls at the same time, including me and my friend, and we both told him that that is not a good way to go about getting a girlfriend.

69. sex on first date: Ewwwww, save that for marriage please

70: broken someone’s heart: I really hope not

71. had your heart broken: Ha. Ha ha. Yeah. About three times. The first time was the worst

72. been arrested: Nope

73. cried when someone died: Absolutely. 

74. fallen for a friend: Well... I guess he still considers us friends, so yeah

— do you believe in

75. yourself: Mostly. Sometimes I panic, but for the most part yes.

76. miracles: Definitely

77. love at first sight: Yes, and it gets me into trouble XD But I also believe in falling slowly

78. santa claus: Well... I believe in the spirit of Santa. I never actually believed in the person of Santa Claus because Jesus is the reason for the season

79. angels: Yes

— misc

80. eye colour: Blue green. And it changes on a day to day basis

81. best friend’s name: @random----fandoms

82. favourite movie: This is an unfair question XD I love anything Disney, Narnia, or Star Wars. And don’t forget the forever underappreciated “The Adventures of Tintin (2011)”

83. favourite actor: Kara Lindsay

84. favourite cartoon: Kim Possible all the way. Also the old Loony Toons are great, as well as the new Tangled Series.

85. favourite teacher’s name: Mrs. B, Mrs. K, and Mrs. L were all so incredibly influential in my life. Mrs. B was like my crazy fun aunt who encouraged me to just be me. I came out of my shell so much because of her. Mrs. K encouraged me very early on as a writer, and she helped steer me towards my current career path. Mrs. L was my school mom. She also dragged me out of my shell and shaped me into the singer/actress I am today. 

[portraitdelajeunefilleenfeu]

For the question thing. Do them all.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?….maybe. 🤐2. You talked to an ex today, correct?Sort of?3. Have you taken someones virginity?Virginity is imaginary, but, again, sort of. I’ve slept with girls who had never slept with a girl before. Multiple girls that I was their first “lesbian encounter” lol. And I’m pretty sure I left a good impression. 😏4. Is trust a big issue for you?Yes. Especially in my partner communicating with me and not telling other people/friends of theirs private things that are between us.5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?Yeah. Sunday night. :) It was fab.6. What are you excited for?Parahoy 3!!!! Also, traveling. The trips I’m planning.7. What happened tonight?No idea. That’s the future. I can tell you what will PROBABLY happen. I’ll be coming home from work at like 8:30 and watch The Crown.8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?Why would I think it was disgusting when girls do it, but not guys? No. Once in a while, you need to let loose and get wasted. But I worry about the person’s health if I know they’re the kind of person who gets sad, angry, depressed, etc. after getting really drunk and it isn’t healthy to do that a lot. Plus, if they’re spending a lot of money on it and they aren’t a rich person, I know they could be saving and using it on something better.9. Is confidence cute?It’s attractive sometimes, I guess. But it’s also very attractive to be straight forward and honest when you’re not confident in yourself or if you doubt yourself. Plus, sometimes, people are overly-confident (or pretending to be) and it comes off as arrogance.10. What is the last beverage you had?Tea (PG Tips)11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?0.12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?Like 6 pairs.13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?No idea. It’s too far away. lol.14. What are you going to spend money on next?Probably beer and food at the movies Thursday night when I see The Last Jedi.15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?lol no16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?Sure. Everyone’s always changing and growing.17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?My closest friend.18. The last time you felt broken?Can’t remember. …Which is really nice. :)19. Have you had sex today?Nope. Not today.20. Are you starting to realize anything?I can’t think of anything right now.21. Are you in a good mood?Actually, yeah! Great mood, right now.22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?I guess.23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?No.24. What do you want right this second?To be in New York, I guess. Or London, if not New York.…and a good sandwich. Which I could get in either of those cities.25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?I’d feel jealousy, I guess, but we aren’t going out, so I’m not entitled to anything, so… *shrug*26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?No. Never.27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?What28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?Probably something @idontneednohelp said.29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?Yes. Very much. And she knows that. 🖤 x30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?Most people. Not EVERYONE.31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?What? Was this written by a middle schooler? I don’t even remember the last “boy” I talked to.32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?Yep.33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?For the most part. I rarely drink any anymore.34. Listening to?Dua Lipa.35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?No.36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?Yep.37. Do you believe in love at first sight?No. That’s lust. Or infatuation. Love comes with time and effort.38. Who did you last call?My closest friend.39. Who was the last person you danced with?No clue. It was probably at a bar/club when I was drunk, so, whatever. lol40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?‘Cause I liked her?41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?A long time. ..I’d love to have one right now. But I had a really good thick slice of iced gingerbread loaf yesterday.42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?No.43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?Sure.44. Do you tan in the nude?Never have, no.45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?No.46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?No. I watched The Crown until I started falling asleep.47. Who was the last person to call you?I don’t know.48. Do you sing in the shower?Sometimes.49. Do you dance in the car?What50. Ever used a bow and arrow?Yep. I loved doing archery at summer camp as a kid.51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?I’m gonna say it was almost exactly a year ago. A few really great photos. :)52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?NO.53. Is Christmas stressful?Only if big family get togethers are involved. (Because of the homophobia, transphobia, racism, xenophobia, etc.) But I don’t usually have to do a lot of that stuff anymore.54. Ever eat a pierogi?YEAH! Love em!55. Favorite type of fruit pie?Dutch apple.56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?Actress, actress, astronaut, actress actress, actress57. Do you believe in ghosts?Sure. Why not.58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?Yeah, but I haven’t had it in a while.59. Take a vitamin daily?B12 and Vitamin D (because it’s so rainy and gloomy here most of the time)60. Wear slippers?No.61. Wear a bath robe?No.62. What do you wear to bed?My underwear. That’s it, usually.63. First concert?I seriously don’t remember. I wish I did, but I don’t.64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?Tesco.65. Nike or Adidas?Vans.66. Cheetos Or Fritos?Ketchup chips (doesn’t matter what brand).67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?Macadamia nuts.68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?Right now, it’s Delicate.69. Ever take dance lessons?Tap.70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?I don’t really picture my “spouse” since I don’t plan on marrying again, but whatever my partner wants to do that makes her happy, I’m sure I will like and support it.71. Can you curl your tongue?Barely. I’m not good at it.72. Ever won a spelling bee?No. But I could have.73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?Yes.74. What is your favorite book?The Magician’s Nephew by C.S. Lewis. I also love His Dark Materials by Phillip Pullman75. Do you study better with or without music?Without. But I love having music on.76. Regularly burn incense?No. It actually irritates my nose sometimes.77. Ever been in love?Yep.78. Who would you like to see in concert?Oh, LOTS of people.79. What was the last concert you saw?Paramore.80. Hot tea or cold tea?Both.81. Tea or coffee?Depends on the situation and my mood.82. Favorite type of cookie?Black & White cookie. Preferably from Junior’s.83. Can you swim well?I can’t swim at all.84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?Yeah, but not well.85. Are you patient?Very, sometimes. VERY. If I need to be, I can be patient for a lonnnnnnggg time.86. DJ or band, at a wedding?idk87. Ever won a contest?Yep.88. Ever have plastic surgery?wtf. Who would answer yes to this? I s2g this was written by a 12 year old lol.89. Which are better black or green olives?Black.90. Opinions on sex before marriage?LMAO91. Best room for a fireplace?What ARE these questions?92. Do you want to get married?No. I WAS married. Don’t want it again. But if the right girl came along and SHE wanted to, I would.

There. Did them all! :)

http://fuckyeahhayleywilliams.tumblr.com/ask

[transbcyfriend]

Every Question >:3

well Shit ig now bc i’m Required By Law to answer these i gotta

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

yes – and god am i grateful.

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

i mean i’m 18 so uhhhhhhhhh yeah

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

…yesterday? the day before?

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

i do it all the time at work so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

i wouldn’t say mad.

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

too many to count!

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

a legend of zelda hoodie and a wild patterned set of lounge pants from pink republic. i haven’t changed in several days i’m uh Sick

8. How often do you listen to music?

if i don’t do it every single day it’s scientifically proven i’ll shrivel up and die

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

jeans. jeans definitely.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

it did at the time, and not for the better. fuck that shit

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

mmMMMMMmMMM depends on the situation?? if i’m like clocked in at work, if i’m somewhere i actively enjoy, or on The Web™, i’m social, but otherwise i don’t rlly interact with ppl hnfngnf

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

not yet.

13. What about ‘R’?

nope!

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

can i get a FUCK NO

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

depends on the person. someone i’m close to and like? yes. someone who i’m not close to and dislike? nah.

16. Are you going out of town soon?

nope.

17. When was the last time you cried?

mmmmMMMMMM a few days ago? few days ago.

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

yes.

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

HMMMM y’know i don’t think i would, mine are like ?? hazel and ppl make comments abt them being diff colors n shit in certain lights sometimes and i Like That so

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

in fact, yes! i would uh Die For Him

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

i’m sick and can’t breathe

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

YOU KNOW I BE ON THAT GAY SHIT !!!!!

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

nope

24. What are you sitting on right now?

a wooden chair

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

yep!

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

oh yeah. god yeah.

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

@lazybones25 

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

no, not rlly. last time i got sick was … sophmore year of hs? junior year? i don’t remember.

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

it was a gift from my buddy bri

30. Does anyone hate you?

there’s at least one i can think of off the top of my head, soooooo yeah

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

noooo, me? drink? me, a consumer of alcohol. ur pullin’ my leg, i don’t drink

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

i’m just Meh on it bc most movies nowadays are so played out and predictable that they’re just not scary to me

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

kinda, yeah. it’s an on/off want, still deciding.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

just one? fuck. any of the years between being 13-16.

35. Did you have a dream last night?

actually i did! i had a dream i lost my job bc one of my managers was in a bad mood and was basically like “well u should’ve thought more abt your career than ur education, ur fired since u wanna go 2 college, can’t change ur hours”

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

few hours ago.

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

mmmm … unlikely.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

yep.

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

i’d hope so! don’t gotta be, but it’d be cute and i’d Like That

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

it was ok – i spiraled into being sick, but it was ok

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

yeah

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

unlikely.

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

yep.

44. What’s the best part about school?

mmm mM MM prolly just making friends w/ ppl in ur classes. that, and just how chill the professors are. 

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

fun fact – i don’t have a facebook.

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

fuck yeah my guy

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

way too often

48. Were you single over the last summer?

nope.

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

absolutely not and god i’m rlly happy abt that

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

looking when college classes start again but i Don’t Wanna

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

i’d be lying to ur face if i said yes

52. Are you nice to everyone?

i try to be – some ppl tho, i just. can’t. there’s reasonable salt.

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

yep!

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

i’ve done it before, i don’t see why not.

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

when the situation calls for it, i’d like to think so

56. Do you think you like someone?

mhmm

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

…… y’know i don’t think i have! that’s surprising i’ve kissed a lotta ppl

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

tbh p much the only ppl i tend to never rlly make friends with are cis guys. there’s rare exceptions, but the vast majority of my buddies are either cis girls or trans/nonbinary/etc.

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

yep – a few of them. not many, but a few.

60. Do you hate anyone?

i wouldn’t say hate, but there’s a couple of ppl i severely dislike.

61. How’s your heart?

atm? better. better than usual, i’m rlly glad abt that

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

anytime from being 12-17

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

yeah.

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

i ain’t gonna say names buuuuuuut Someone I Know

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

they’re painted a dark wine red actually, i uh got bored

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

best decision of my life, if anything

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

from my own Personal Experience, kinda? i mean every person i’ve been w/ kinda likes it bc it’s like, i’m letting my walls down and letting them in, so i mean ig

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

thankfully no!

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

@lazybones25

70. How do you look right now?

surprisingly decent for feeling icky

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

just two – but i’m content w/ that.

72. Can you commit to one person?

under the right circumstances, ya – otherwise i gotta dip

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

my roommate @stasiroowho

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

can i get a Hell Yeah and It Hurts

75. Did you wake up cranky?

no, i just woke up wanting attention and feeling Blah

76. Are you a jealous person?

hhMHMhmMMHMHM depends ?? ? ? if we’re talking from a relationship perspective, like i don’t give a shit if the other person wants to like, make a shitton of buddies and like actually Have A Life, that’s good, but when it comes to like, romance specifically? then i’m just. m i n e

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

very rarely, but some are and god is it so fucking satisfying in every aspect

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

yeah.

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

can i get a HOOYAHHHH

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

go to the apartment and uh Feed Cats

81. Last person you cried in front of?

do i rlly gotta @ my homeboi ash a 3rd time

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

in a good way or a bad way?

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

yeee – in a good way tho

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

probably either just chillin’ watching netflix and eating chips/popcorn, or gettin’ heated while also shotgunning that good good

85. Are you over your past?

CAN I GET A FUCK NO

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

yeah

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

just two! and two’s a good number, i’m happy w/ that.

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

i’d immediately murder him on the spot. i’d still take the gifts off his corpse tho bc hey Free Shit

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

ya – i do trust that one, he made me breakfast one time so i wouldn’t burn my own house down, he a tru homie

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

uuuhhhhhhh-huh

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

highly likely

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

i used to! he was the Popular Kid™ back in high school, who fuckin��� knows where he’s at now

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

when i was like 4, yeah, we were each other’s childhood crush so uh shrugs

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

nope! things were getting heavy, but no relationship yet.

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

absolutely.

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

hmmmmmmmmaybe

97. Who do you have texts from?

in general? my mom, ash, 3 coworkers, one of my managers, my one tru buddy from the womb @infinitelycastiel, and my buddy lynette.

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

i mean ?? i’d b upset, i’d b depressed, i’d b a lil torn up abt it, but i ain’t gonna stop whatever happens from happening. not my choice to

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

ya – not too much older, but ya

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

AAAAAAAALL BY MY, SEEEEEEEEEE-EEEE-EEEEEEEEELF

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

fun fact: no

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

yEP

[meepface]

i’m avoiding an essay

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

it was my girlfriend so that would be very nice

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

we are daaaating and we might get some time to hang out after classes tomorrow so i’m really looking forward to that

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

as long as it’s not anything bad 

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

yes

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

yes

7. What does your last received text say?

“i’m having a day. how’s your day been?”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

sooooo many

9. Where was your last kiss at?

in my car in a parking lot right outside of campus

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

i don’t have a sister but i saw my brother like 20 mins ago

11. What do you drink in the morning?

water, coffee, milk, mostly coffee

12. Where did you sleep last night?

my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

they shouldn’t be but they definitely require effort, but the effort is worth it so it still shouldn’t be hard??

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

nah, i don’t see a point in it. everything happens for a reason

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

nope that would be nice bc we’d finally have some fuckin time to ourselves

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

rainy but only if i have company and something to do

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

yes it’s a very common middle name

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans 

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

i hope so yes

20. Does anyone like you?

yes i’d hope my girlfriend does

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

nope

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

yes lmfaooo

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

yep

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

i have three lmfao i’ve more than just considered it

25. In the past week have you cried?

yuhhh i cried yesterday

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

my lil dog Rusty is a pomeranian mix

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

in ??

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

no

29. Do you think you’re old?

no

30. Do you like text messaging?

yeah

31. What type of day are you having?

i’m really tired and i’ve felt sick but otherwise it’s been a really nice day

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

yes lmao

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

cold

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

yes there’s a few

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

i try to be simple but i always complicate shit lmao so

37. What song are you listening to?

i’m not listening to music but i do have make daddy proud by blackbear stuck in my head lmfao

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

yes

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

yes pretty much

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

she’s really funny and sweet and has a cute laugh and she’s so pretty and dorky and she was also one of my only gay friends in high school lmfao and we bonded so hard over that. i felt like it was only a matter of time that we got together

41. When did you last receive a text message?

9:57 pm but i haven’t texted anyone back since lmao

42. What is wrong with you right now?

i mean generally speaking there’s a lot going on but just currently i am feeling very sick and sleepy and i should probably work on my essay lmao

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

very very well she’s my girlfriend

44. Does anyone disgust you?

yep

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

no i have a girlfriend

46. Are you in a good mood right now?

yes

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my brother 

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

grey

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yes

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

yes

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

no i am dating her

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

yes

53. Do you like rain?

yes as long as i have company and something to do or else i get depressoooo

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

nope as long as she’s safe

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

yes

56. Do you like to cuddle?

yessssss so much

57. Are you shy?

not shy just introverted

58. Do you get along with girls?

yes!!! i love girls

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

yes

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

chapstick, my phone, medicine bc a bitch gets migraines all the damn time

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

as long as i had company

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

yes lmao?? i already have

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

yes

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

yes but she’s short so that would be a struggle for her

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

yes my gf and i finally got to go out since we’ve both been busy as hell and it was so nice

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

i have only ever kissed my gf and she is 20

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

pay bc i am bad at it lmfao

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

leopard

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

no

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

neither

71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?    

iphone

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

it’s been months lmao

73. Do you like diet soda?    

no (sorry Caitlin)

74. What color are the walls in your room?    

one is brown and the others are a bright blue

75. Are you 16 or older?    

yes

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

no

77. Do you have a job?    

yes

78. What are your initials?    

ENM

79. Did you ever have braces?    

yes....... don’t remind me i wanted to kill myself when i had them i was so ugly lol! anyway

80. Are you from the south?    

yes unfortunately

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

i shared this bc it made me laugh so hard that i was crying

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

yes

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

my mom

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

gymnastics

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

damn idk, It i think

86. Do you smoke?    

no

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

heels

88. Is your phone touch screen?    

yes

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

straight

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

yes

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

river

92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

yes all the time lmao

93. …Had sex in a car?    

yes lmfao

94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

in a relationship

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

i was talking to my gf and playing animal crossing pocket camp lol

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

i haven’t gone out to see them in like a year

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

yes it’s nice

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

yes

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

no 

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

yes

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

nope i’m gay

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

praying is good also kiss n tell used to be one of my favorites

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

nope i don’t tan

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

absolutely not

[lalonderose]

1-100

okay uhhh

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life?yes, i have a boy

2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? yes. we both got hurt.

3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?”like, y’know, nyaa

4: What’s something you really want right now?a

5: Are you afraid of falling in love?probably. i’m also p sure i’m in love w/ said boy/a

6: Do you like the beach?i’m afraid of bodies of water ;-)

7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?my sleepovers usually ended on the couch.

8: What’s the background on your cell?home screen is nyc @ sunset, lock screen is atla bs

9: Name the last four beds you were sat on?mine, my mom’s, my middle brother’s, my youngest brother’s

10: Do you like your phone?the screen is mildly cracked and it’s a few years old so it could be better but yeah

11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?lol

12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts?shiela from work. hmu if u live in the us and 1) wanna text 2) a) are 18+ or b) your parents are okay with you texting internet friends

13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?rottweiler sorry. i love big pups.

14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?emotional

15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?uhhhhhhhhhhhh yes. i’ve never been to an art museum but if the animals have enough room in the zoo, then i enjoy it. the KC zoo is very animal friendly. 

16: Are you tired?ain’t i always tired

17: How long have you known your first phone contact?almost 19 years. my first contact was my mother.

18: Are they a relative?yes

19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?no

20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?............ like two to four years ago

21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? no........... i’m too young to get married in my opinion.................................. only 18

22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?no

23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?one plus a hair tie 

24: Is there a certain quote you live by?this vriska serket quote

25: What’s on your mind?daft punk and this daft punk!stuck fanfic

26: Do you have any tattoos?two. 

27: What is your favorite color?mmmmm either blue or purple, so let’s say both for now

28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?i don’t fuckin know. mayb when i see th boy

29: Who are you texting?the contact in my phone is “andre (heart with stars)” i can’t do emojis on my laptop

30: too lazy to type this out because it’s solid no

31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?i grew up in an abusive household and have paranoia

32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?yeah. my boyfriend is my best friend first. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?a, april 24th, 2015, “I think I might be in love with you.”me, april 25th, 2015, ten minutes after midnight, “Hey so I was too chicken to say anything but I’ve had feelings for you since December” ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?everyone. my eyes are pretty.

35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?idc we haven’t talked in years and we were never dating to begin with? we were friends for 13 years so idk

36: Were you single on Valentines Day?no

37: no

i’m tired of typing these, i’m just gonna answer em.

38: blue or bloosie, normally bloosie. some of them spell it bluesie. 

39: everything upsets me.

40: yeah. i’m a wimp.

41: my ankle

42: i don’t know

43: last week

44: andre

45: yeah, they’re these cute ankle boot wedges that zip on the outside

46: no

47: no. i couldn’t pull it off. my neck is too long

48: yeah, i’m an aspiring chef and my family benefits from that in that they get a ton of food always.

49: yes

50: tungle, yt, ao3

51: me. i abhor shopping. 

52: my neck and back. they always hurt.

53: a little

54: i am a superior being who doesn’t spill drinks. probably pepsi at work.

55: it’s........... it’s good??????? it’s fine.......... i think....... it’s pretty

56: try not to be awake

57: yeah, but not without efffort

58: i was eight years old

59: green

60: a week from tomorrow

61: a

62: now?

63: slippin

64: slippin

65: .........andre............ we’ve been dating for two and a half years

66: see: every answer involving him

67: i hugged the bosnian woman i work with and told her i’d see her tomorrow

68: john egbert deserved better

69: y...ea..h.hh

70: two. 

71: ten

72: legend of zelda theme

73: 19

74: the living room

75: cheated on me.

76: nah

77: some of them?

78: i think so??? it was either kelli or heather. i think heather.

79: my uncle

80: god i wish

81: one /blush

82: i walk around the house half naked when my dad isn’t home

83: yeah. always.

84: i’m not

85: yes. i kinda don’t want that in my life and i’m lowkey serious w/ him so what’s in his life effects what’s in mine

86: i cried

87: spam

88: i mean, yeah. money is money. 

89: money

90: y.eahh h . 

91: sometimes

92: sssssometimes?? girls tend to either not like me or love me, but never be indifferent

93: no

94: no, but i would never consider it w/o love

95: no

96: no

97: yeah

98: a

99: no. lust or infatuation.

100: my sister

[pianoreeves]

1-102 I will do this every time

Sam I hate you

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

Seeming that is was my mom, I sure hope so!

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?

I would probably not

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?

Currenly? lmao

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?

I smile at strangers all the time!

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

Nope. I barely talk to anyone, let alone someone who I could possibly date

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

Not today

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?

Socks, sweatpants, a tshirt and a hoody. My apartment is cold!

8. How often do you listen to music?

All the time. When I’m on my way to and from work and while I sleep

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?

Sweats

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?

I hope not...

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?

Anti-social but I really want to get better at being social

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?

Actually no? That’s weird... Lol

13. What about ‘R’?

No either... 

14. Can you drive a stick shift?

I can NOT. Was never taught or had to learn

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

It doesn’t matter what I think, people talk bad about me all the time anyway

16. Are you going out of town soon?

Nope

17. When was the last time you cried?

I haven’t actually cried in a long time. I come close pretty often, but never actually cry

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?

I have

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

Sometimes I think I would, but I like my brown with a hint of hazel

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

I don’t think so

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

My room gets colder than my apartment at night/morning and it sucks

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?

No, girls yes lol

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?

Nope

24. What are you sitting on right now?

A chair

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?

Nope

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

All the time!

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?

@stressed-out-kitten I think

28. Do you get a lot of colds?

I tend to

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?

I think Khols?

30. Does anyone hate you?

I’m sure plenty of people do

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?

Nope. I don’t drink but I do have beer in my fridge for people who do

32. Do you like watching scary movies?

Only if I’m with other people because I’m a wimp

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?

I don’t

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

2016

35. Did you have a dream last night?

I did, but I don’t really remember it

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

When I talked to my mom yesterday

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

I hope so honestly

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I doubt it, not many people even know I exist

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Probably not

40. Did you have a good day yesterday?

It was alright. I had to work which sucked

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?

Nope

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

Nope

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yeah, but they didn’t mean it

44. What’s the best part about school?

Honestly? Learning

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?

Yeah, but just a profile picture. I only use it to talk to the other members of our band, otherwise I wouldn’t have a facebook

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?

I did when I was in high school

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?

Every minute of my life

48. Were you single over the last summer?

Sure was

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?

Not at all

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?

Nothing. It’s Sunday and people aren’t coming over until 1 lol

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

No, he’s my friend

52. Are you nice to everyone?

Like 98% of the time

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yes

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

I can, I can’t say so much about the other people I’ve been with

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?

Absolutely

56. Do you think you like someone?

I have crushes, yes

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?

Nope

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?

I prefer to be friends with nice people

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?

Yes

60. Do you hate anyone?

Where do I start

61. How’s your heart?

Sad?

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

Most of it

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?

Nope

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?

I don’t even understand this question

65. Are your toenails painted pink?

Nope

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

Probably

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?

I don’t know, I’m not a girl so I can’t have that opinion lmao

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

Yeah

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?

My mom I think?

70. How do you look right now?

Ugly

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?

Kinda, but not really, I still get embarrassed about myself even around the few close friend I do have

72. Can you commit to one person?

Absolutely

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?

Not everything, but some things

74. Have you ever felt replaced?

Oh yeah

75. Did you wake up cranky?

Depends on how I wake up I guess

76. Are you a jealous person?

Oh yeah

77. Are relationships ever worth it?

I think so

78. Anyone you’re giving up on?

Actually yeah

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?

Maybe

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?

I have to work tomorrow if that counts?

81. Last person you cried in front of?

No idea, I don’t remember

82. Is there someone you will never forget?

Unfortunately, probably

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?

Seeming that no one has feelings for me I’m going to say no

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?

Hanging out, eating breakfast probably

85. Are you over your past?

Nope

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?

Yes

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?

Nope. Not even my mom

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

Nope lol

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?

Yeah

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Oh yeah lol

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?

I hope so

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?

Yeah

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

I actually think my friend Anthony (First name Matthew) surprise kissed me once lmao

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?

Nope

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?

Wasn’t with anyone in March

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?

Absolutely

97. Who do you have texts from?

My text list includes; Madre, Sam, Jeremy (Co worker), McDirty (Friend McCarty), my brother, Matt (Co worker), my boss, my buddy Andy (Vocalist), Kristie (Co worker) and my older half brother

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

I don’t blame you

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yeah

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?

No one, just me

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?

Yeah

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?

Yeah, sure has

[m4rkshouse]

92 truths

rules: answer these 92 statements and tag people

tagged by @artist-aroha, hey kat thanks for tagging me! <3

this is highkey so long but if for some reason you decide to read the whole thing just hit the keep reading :)

the last: 1. drink: uhh water i think?? 2. phone call: my mom according to my phone but i can’t remember why 3. text message: “ya girl cut half her hair off” along with a photo of me bc i cut my hair real short today, to a groupchat i have with my irl friends 4. song you listened to: i’m listening to river and spout by rusty clanton as i write this so 5. time you cried: last night bc i read the stars come out to smile by vonseal and cried real hard 

have you: 6. dated someone twice: haven’t even dated someone once so nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: i also haven’t even kissed someone so NOPE 8. been cheated on: *points to the dated someone twice question* 9. lost someone special: yes siree, life sucks 10. been depressed: uh yeah,,, 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: technically i’m not the legal drinking age in canada so no (but also *winks bc secrecy* no)

list 3 favourite colours:  12-14. purple, green, nd white 

in the last year have you: 15. made new friends: yes omg shoutout to aroha tumblr for being the greatest nd allowing me to make a bunch of new friends :’) 16. fallen out of love: nope  17. laughed until you cried: yes it’s happened a few times, youtube vids crack me up 18. found out someone was talking about you: uhh yeah actually nd it was someone i thought i was chill with, it was v awkward  19. met someone who changed you: umm not particularly??  20. found out who your friends are: this one confused me a lil?? i guess so?? idk 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: *points to the kissing question from before*

general:  22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: i’ve never had a facebook so i’ll use instagram and say most if not all 23. do you have any pets: yes i have the cutest dog ever, his name is charlie, and he’s a shitzu yorkie cross nd the love of my life :’) 24. do you want to change your name: not really?? i actually really like my name tbh 25. what did you do for your last birthday: went out w my pals for dinner, it was v fun 26. what time did you wake up: at like 8:30 but i didn’t get out of bed until 10:00 whoops 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: i think i was sleeping which is v rare normally i’m up until all hours of the night bc what is a sleep schedule 28. name something you can’t wait for: maybe day6′s super super close comeback?? or astro’s next comeback?? both i guess!  29. when was the last time you saw your mum: like 5 minutes ago when i went to my basement 30. what is the one thing in your life you wish you could change: my motivation,,, i need some to actually exist tbh like i have none it’s bad 31. what are you listening to right now: like,,, as in right this second?? bc then it’s novels by rusty clanton aka my fave song by rusty (can you tell i’m listening to rusty as i write this??) 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: uhh yeah like last month (??) when i was volunteering i met this super cute dude named tom who was really nice 33. something that is getting on your nerves: my inability to write chapter 2 of asterism  34. most visited website: umm maybe youtube or tumblr?? i would guess youtube but i’ve been spending a lot of time on tumblr recently

lost questions. i just put in random info about me:  35. mole/s: i have one like right under my lips like jinjin lol 36. mark/s: i have this weird mark on my finger from a bee sting i got like 7 years ago  37. childhood dream: i wanted to be a musician/singer so bad omg  38. hair colour: a weird brown that sometimes looks super dark but it’s really not 39. long or short hair: i just cut literally half my hair off earlier so short :’) 40. do you have a crush on someone: nah not right now 41. what do you like about yourself: my intelligence tbh, like that sounds weird/conceited but it’s not meant to be ajkdl 42. piercings: i just have my ears pierced  43. blood type: i actually don’t know but i wish i did 44. nickname: i have a bunch?? like most of my friends call me chels, but my one super good friend calls me chel nd i love him for it :’) 45. relationship status: single as HECK  46. zodiac: sagittarius  47. pronouns: she/her 48. favourite tv show: tied between fresh prince of bel air, how i met your mother, and criminal minds 49. tattoos: zero  50. right or left hand: right hand  51. surgery: nope and i hope i never have to bc it highkey scares me 52. hair dyed a different colour: nope bc i’m scared of damaging it idk i’m weird man 53. sport: i don’t play sports at all bc exercise hates me but i do adore watching them; i watch basketball, hockey, soccer, baseball, football, etc etc 54/55. there isn’t ones?? 56. pair of trainers: ?? i have nike ones???

more general:  57. eating: i had chocolate earlier 58. drinking: like drinking?? it’s against the law for me to so no i guess 59. i’m about to: finish this and then work on a fic (hopefully lol) 60. waiting for: school to start bc i actually really enjoy it nd i can’t wait to go back on tuesday 61. want to: read my collection of shakespeare plays i bought the other day/reread gatsby bc i bought that too 62. get married: that’ll be cool when it eventually occurs 63. career: ,,,,,please,,, i am only 16 and like 9 months,,, i need more time,,,,

which is better:  64. doesn’t exist i guess 65. hugs or kisses: hugs maybe?? 66. lips or eyes: eyes 110% 67. shorter or taller: i’m gonna go with taller bc i’m tall  68. older or younger: doesn’t matter to me??  69. also does not exist  70. nice arms or nice stomach: nice personality  71: sensitive or loud: idk how this means?? i guess loud but i’m confused yikes 72. hook up or relationship: relationship  73. troublemaker or hesitant: hella hesitant bc i hate getting in trouble for stuff

have you ever: 74. kissed a stranger: no siree  75. drank hard liquor: it’s illegal,,, so,,, ofc not,,,,, 76. lost glasses/contact lenses: too many times send help i am the queen of losing things 77. turned someone down: yes 78. sex on the first date: i haven’t even kissed someone yet i am too innocent for this  79. broken someone’s heart: i don’t think so??  80. had your heart broken: yes 81. been arrested: nope 82. cried when someone died: YES, CURSE YOU JOHN GREEN, AUGUSTUS DESERVED BETTER DSHJS 83. fallen for a friend: umm yes

do you believe in:  84. yourself: maybe when it comes to like,, playing guitar or something,, otherwise idk but i probably should whoops 85. miracles: maybe?? 86. love at first sight: not really?? like,, love is about a whole person nd love at first sight is about looks idk i won’t get into it  87. santa claus: no :/ 88. kiss on the first date: up to the person on the date tbh, you do you fam 89. angels: idk??

other:  90. current best friends name: i don’t really have one?? idk 91. eye colour: sometimes green sometimes really light brown sometimes both 92. favourite movie: i have a lot but probably either breakfast club or ferris bueller’s day off

if you read this far then you really deserve a prize nd shoutout to you for that :’)

I’m tagging anyone who wants to do it! just tag me and go for it :)