#they could !!

[hannisconfused]

could a depressed person do this??????

[deadandphilgames]

happy pinof month

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Sollux: hey gho2t2, iif you can move 2hiit around and fliicker liight2, then you can piick up a damn mop

[live-laugh-ukotoa]

FANTASY SMP? HELLO, SAVE MY LIFE!! Jimmy, Oli, and Lizzie potentially being a group?! I need that! i'm now just BEGGING for it!! (not on my knees.) ((yet /j))

[1tspcinnamon]

feeling nauseous with panic rn not because of tbe exam itself but bc i realized too late that i'm breaking the dress code (by wearing jeans...) (why the fuck is there even a dress code for an exam there's nothing special about it)

[gosiksmallspace]

they could be doing taxes and laundry together 😭😭😭

[oucchhoucchh]

Oh Jordan the Freaky why are you so freky

they made me in a lab to see if they could make the horniest person ever

[thebreakfastgenie]

I know we're all in agreement that Josh and Donna went to Hawaii on vacation but it would be so funny if they went to Vegas and got married.

[pimo-and-sad-about-it]

Going to BYU as a semi-recent apostate is so weird because sure, I'm curious about all this coffee and tea business, but if the wrong person saw me drinking them I could literally get kicked out of school.

So I just stick to energy drinks to curb my rebellious desires because they're not technically against the rules but my family would judge me SO HARD for it if they knew lol.

[colorfuldream]

Imagine we get one last concert and Deep Cut is only there for like 3 songs 💀

[fruitless-vain]

Beginnings of what will likely be my last bean for a while I can feel myself getting burnt out

[nudityandnerdery]

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Edit! It's been blazed by now. Thank you, though!

[victusinveritas]

By the way, It Could Happen Here and Behind the Bastards are great podcasts by Robert Evans and friends.

[skulandcrossbones]

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard