#they always taped the pictures of owner/grower and animal above the serving size portion of said animal

[fruitgoat]

Maybe broke into the pig/goat enclosure to find my niblings (in law)’s pigs. Superb pigs. Looked very tasty. My potentially illicit opening of gates was somewhat undercut 10 minutes later when the rodeo 400 feet away got done and the pens where suddenly flooded with people. I broke in first people! I didn’t wake up all the sheep and goats and pigs. I showed respect.

I’ve returned home and my hair smells like both fired sugar and manure. Which is to say, it smells like the county fair.