#they all just fell
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not the dunks 😭😭😭
ben affleck’s publicist gives him a call like once a year and it’s like “hey man can you just be, like, really tired and done with everything again? yeah yeah i know the smoking one is popular we just gotta release another one you know? yeah okay dropping your dunkin’ donuts sounds good january fourth okay with you?”
#also this was me the other day at work#not with dunks bc i’d go down trying to catch that iced coffee#i holed up in a conference room for the day#bc people. p e o p l e#and i was carrying my laptop back to my desk with all my papers/clips/hole puncher/mouse stacked on top#and FOR NO REASON other than gravity#they all just fell#thank every thing holy that my laptop stayed in my hands.#like five of my coworkers came barreling around the corner#and just stopped when they saw it was me.#they were NOT surprised in the least#one coworker insisted on helping me pick up the papers.#he’s a sweetpea.
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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#good omens#´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey#usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from#most of the time I just get a stuffy nose#has my nose gotten stronger#but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet#but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors#I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set#the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer#but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet#unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home#which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car
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yeah, everybody leaves
[id: It's a drawing of Aizawa and Yamada standing against a darkening sky. They are both wearing their hero costumes—a black jumpsuit with a brown belt and grey capture weapon and studded leather jacket with a large pop-up collar and leather pants—and appear somber. Aizawa, depicted with tan skin, is clutching his goggles tightly in one hand while the other hand is in his pocket. Yamada, drawn with paler skin and dirty blond hair, has both his hands in his pockets. Shadows cast over their upper bodies while light illuminates underneath the curve. /end id]
[id: It's the original Horikoshi illustration of Aizawa, Yamada, and Kurogiri. Yamada and Aizawa are both wearing their hero uniforms. Kuroigiri is very faintly sketched behind them. /end id]
#yeah ok#listened to weird fishes/arpeggi all throughout drawing this laugh out loud#Aizawa and yamada... aizawa and yamada I just fell to my knees#bnha#boku no hero academia#nibeul art#aizawa shouta#yamada hizashi
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what if we flirted at the gentlemen club 😳 (and we were both flirting) 😞❤️😞Discreet Gentlemen's Club
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#Headcanon time: All the dancers at the Gentlemen Club fell in love with Mr. Fell at one point because he is such a cutie <3#and Aziraphale calls Crowley to investigate because he doesn't realize that he's too cute for this world#and instead thinks that his fellow dancers are being tempted!!!!????#And Crowley just snort laugh for ages while he watches Aziraphale flirt with all the gentlemens without even realizing that he's flirting#the day that Crowley and Aziraphale leaves Portland together#they go to say goodbye at the Gentlemen's club#and all the Gentlemen; after saying goodbye to Aziraphale#shakes Crowley's hand with a knowing look of “Respect to you sir; you managed to charm Mr. Fell. Good for you”#and Crowley looks back at them behind his glasses like ????????????#good omens comic#historical husbands#discreet gentlemen's club#ALSO:#fumetto che deve MORIRE 🤗#perchè ha osato esplodere mentre salvavo 🤗#mandando a puttane tutto il lineart 🤗#aspetta come si dice???? BRUCIAAAAAAA 🤗#🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
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Scary Sunset.
I'm concepting things way outta order in this story, but I'm sure you can piece things together. Context is for a storybeat where, after defeating and capturing Adagio (thus having all three sirens in her possession), Sunset enacts her revenge plot to release the sirens on Canterlot as Thea discovers she's been manipulated. In a confrontation, the two scuffle and fight over the siren orbs while Sunset struggles with her conflicting wants and emotions.
#mlp#sunset shimmer#twilight sparkle#twiset#the orbs are the glass balls sunset carries on her back btw its in her cast line up art#deep down sunset hates thea. she was named “twilight” by celestia. the time of day succeeding sunset. she was always her replacement#but at this point in the story sunset's also fallen for thea. so it's also a conflict of wills in sunset. love or hatred.#hence the “don't make me do this” language. she's rationalizing her hatred and violence as thea forcing her hand and getting in her way#when in reality she doesn't need to do any of this. it's her last stand and outburst to cling to a life of revenge that she's grown too#fond of. because she knows thea has the power to change that and disrupt her identity as a pathetic victim who fell from glory#and that's scary. thea's a very scary thing to sunset because suddenly sunset wants something and to be someone new.#she suddenly wants to change. to be better for someone else. and she never thought or believed that could be an option for her#anyways toxic yuri yayyy#my art#the grand galloping 20s#character design#i hope i got across the pained conflicted emotions in sunset's face tho i belabored over them these past 3 days#i hope a look of anger and dissonance and guilt and “oh god i don't really wanna hurt you please just obey me” while trying to intimidate#is readable. if so it's all in the eyebrows babey
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Agatha All Along / Because I could not stop for Death — Emily Dickinson
#yeah i fell for the marvel sapphics i can’t help it i love personifications of death#they make me feel things !!#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha spoilers#rio vidal#agathario#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#emily dickinson#web weaving#but it’s just two things
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#started as a detailing and brush work warm up so dont look too hard cause most of the plants are just scribbles :]#also havent drawn fell in a bit so i thought might as well use him#you can barely see anything other than his face though cause of all the plants but thats ok#utmv#undertale au#sans undertale#underfell#fell sans#underfell sans
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The comforts of palace life are still within reach for Zelda with the Tri-rod ✨
#loz#legend of zelda echoes of wisdome#loz eow#i guess that's the acronym?#the announcement totally took me by surprise#LETS GO ZELDA!#the way link slowly fell into the darkness with a blank face#I'm assuming it's alttp universe? the world looks bizarre with the modern zoras and gerudos and all#but the fight with ganon just looked straight up alttp final boss#if it's him.. he's been through a lot and at this point is unfazed by anything#he just accepted it
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love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#sorry it's 7am i havent slept & all i can think about is dp shit#so a normal day for me basically#you know that ''oh hes fucked up actually'' meme?#i like to view Danny as that but opposite. ''oh he's normal actually''#i think that is underutilized. Danny just being some kid#his life is insane & he has superpowers & is half dead & his parents are ghost hunters & his house is a lab#but underneath it all he really is just some kid#okay so this has gotten almost 300 notes in less than 12 hours so i need to say something#Danny being a little bit pathetic is key here#the others can view him as some super powerful god king. he can even look like it. but he HAS to be a little pathetic & even a bit stupid#he HAS to accidentally drop that candy bar & it HAS to land directly in some dirty street puddle#& he has to stand there for a minute just staring at it before picking it up phasing the water off & sighing so dejectedly#it rattles his lungs like he's about to cry & then he eats it anyways because that boy will eat anything#& all he had with him when he fell through that stupid portal was this candy bar Tucker threw at his head 2 seconds prior#so really he doesn't have anything else to eat at the moment#& then Batman is there#whipping the adoption papers out of his cape & choking out ''god i can't NOT adopt him'' or whatever
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Last night after reading a bit of the Book of Bill i went to sleep.
i had a dream that i had to team up with Bill Cipher to assassinate an angel.
I had to carve out its heart so that Bill would let me go.
I woke up very tired.
#tw gore#cw: gore#also bill cipher fell in love with me in the middle of the dream but we dont talk about that part#i don’t remember what the angel was saying to me but i just really wanted to go home#ANYWAYS#i tried to portray the gore more cartoonish to not scare you guys#i dont want y’all to feel uncomfortable#have a good night!! :3#bill ci the demon guy#bill ci the all seeing eye#bill ci the triangle guy#bill cipher#book of bill#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls spoilers#gravity falls#paint markers#eyestrain#fallen angel#angel#divine imagery#the book of bill#chicken doodles#gravity falls show#cartoon#self insert#bill cipher x oc#bill cipher x reader
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Prompt 122
“Have you met Seal Hood?”
Dick paused almost mid-jump, having apparently turned to the wrong channel but also changed to the perfect one too. At least, perfect in the fact that he had just overheard an interesting thing from Jason, apparently forgetting that his comm was in fact on still.
Damian must have answered, because Jason snorted a laugh. “You can try getting him to leave, he’s taken over my bathtub and keeps eating all my food.”
Hold up, was- Dick had thought Jason was talking about a plush or something, but was he talking about a literal living animal seal??
“I’ll have you know I’m not going to make a poor little baby seal leave, and I’m not putting him in a zoo, brat.”
Oh Gotham, it was a real living animal seal. Dick about faced, rushing towards Jason’s safehouse. How did he get a seal? Why was it in his bathtub?? Why hadn’t he called the proper people for this sort of thing?! He had to get to the safehouse now to see this shit.
Baby Seal Danny <3
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Ghost Selkie Danny#Space Core Danny#Yes he looks like a lil ice (harp) seal but once he’s an adult he’ll be like a space seal lol#But for now he is tiny baby who is messing with Jason & his goonion for fun#Damian holding giant baby seal: This is my nephew#Dick who just fell through the window: What#Danny: I have miscalculated and gotten adopted but he’s not a fruitloop soo#Yes Hood’s Merry Men have made the seal-child a matching coat & hood#Danny eating all of Jason’s food: This is a hallucination#Jason who just came back from patrol to a tiny child in his safehouse: How did you even get in here#Child acquired
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Unsolved Mysteries.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Spoilers: It was Wei Wuxian the whole time!#Once again this one was on the chopping block but I saved it for just a better comic flow.#Admittedly I do have a critique of the pacing here. Namely that we really should have ended the flashback when WWX fell.#And then gone back to present time for a bit - or even go to a different flashback.#The sense of time passing isn't as strong as it *could* be.#We get *told* three months pass and that they've been looking for WWX. But to the audience it's been...15 min.#Less than seven minutes if you count the flute playing.#This guy when through a whole aesthetic and persona shift in less time than it takes to walk through a corn field.#Guy who listened to less than half an emo album and dyed all his clothes black. And jorted all his jeans.#Timeskips can be sudden and work out just fine! I personally feel like this one would be stronger with better pacing.#Feel free to disagree with me!#In case anyone is wondering why JC and LWJ are still holding hands: 1) Haunted house episode.#2) I needed to practice drawing hand holding at some point. Might as well get the rough and sloppy ones out with these two.
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ADAM MUTO SAID THAT ALL FANFICS ARE VALID AUS DONT LET CANON HINDER YOU
Part 2
#tumbke#adventure time#art#at#digital art#ice king#simon petrikov#artph#betty grof#petrigrof#magic betty#simon#betty#golbetty#FALSEKNEES#ngl they would probs always fall for each other in all universes but I said nothing about living a happily ever after ;;;u;;#they’re the perfect lovers but theyre way too obssessed and it caused their downfall ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ`༽#i fucking love tragedies tho and in all universes betty is gonna leave him not bc she fell out of love but just bc fate wont let them be :c
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wake up babes here’s some boobs to start ur day off right <3
#this is so old I remember the dispensary cop almost catching me taking it on one of my first MA trips for weed lmao#I feel so fucking dead. I fell asleep last night when I’m normally awake and didn’t take my meds#so I had fucking night terrors all night and I’m just. ugh. someone put me out of my misery already please#certified fatherless behavior
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Wait I’m just realizing how funny it is that springtrap/ William and all his variations see an unhappy child with brown hair, brown eyes and striped shirt and immediately goes … yes I must have him as my own like 🧍♂️
#im sorry I think its my meds kicking in I can’t stop laughing#oh gosh#okokok#LMAO ??? is bro ok is this how he copes#pix habla#fnaf#oh gosh alright I’m good now#into the pit#fnaf security breach#fnaf 4#it all comes down to crying child that’s sad but also girl he’s still around as a ghost just ? stop trying to replace him 😭#springtrap#William Afton#HAHHSHSHADBDNDR#this shouldn’t be this funny#ok im done now sayonara yall#I need to finish the game tbh just haven’t fell well enough TTwTT
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