#these lil doodles from u are very endearing
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Like so
getting blue balled for the next like 8 weeks..,
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u know i was gonna make a whole big comic about narinder's first impression of the goat and it going horribly (and ending with him dying) but.... i really aint about to finish that comic ngl idc i cant get it to go how i want """""orz
so let me just type some junk out instead!! (with some doodles and described gore + mentions & depiction of self harm and suicide reader beware)
1) narinder's chains can only be summoned from the floor 2) the floor can be anything (even walls) as long as he can plant his feet on em
3) he can and will use the chains he summons in his curses to travel around if he has the fervor to
4) the lamb is allowed to treat him like shit bc he feels guilty. he may be kind enough to not kill the other cultists(except pigs), but even that has a limit. the goat is no cultist and he certainly isnt the lamb. narinder will happily fucking maul him.
5) goat is a bit of an asshole. and NOT in an endearing way. he abuses his powers a lot but he also listens when cultists tell him he's crossed a line. he WILL try to make it up to u if he goes too far, except if ur a bishop. if u are u can honestly go get fucked in his opinion.
6)lute suit canon. ( @paintpaintpaintman)
7) he makes fun of and talks shit to all of the bishops a lot for falling to the lamb and having their crowns stolen by them. he will happily fight ANY of them,, Except Kallamar. That guy is huge.
8) Narinder does a FULL heart of damage when fighting, not just half. Same goes to the other bishops, the goat, and the lamb.
9) lamb and goat might fight a lot but they consider each other friends. Narinder considers the goat his enemy. narinder WILL maul the goat even at the cost of his own life. the goat a tiny bit scared of him for it. he also finds out the hard way narinder has a thing where he rips people's face off with his teeth.
10) narinder has absolutely NO fear in killing/maiming himself if he feels it necessary to complete a goal. none. zero. zip. absolutely not afraid of dying because he knows the lamb will always brings him back. (may we not forget this man grew up in the valley he is no stranger to agony)
anyway ya das it. i hope u like the shitty doodles bc i cannot physically complete this comic even tho i really wanted to. i was so into it i literally forgot to sleep LOL (SORRY RUE ILY/p)
so ya the goat is extra mean to the bishops and is a lil soft on the cultists but is an all around prick that absolutely deserves to get his ass kicked sometimes(and nari happily takes care of that responsibility). he at least gets along w/ everyone besides the bishops... it'll be very fun writing these two me thinks.
I HOPE DAT MADE SENSE IM SO FUCKING TIRED IMMA GO EAT SUM CERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#cw gore#cw self harm#cw suicide#god damn all that blabbering and for what#the update isnt even out yet and here i am writing stories
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dating sean diaz hcs pt 3
sassy man apocalypse is real
- does that thing where he lights ur cig/joint/whatever like he did w lyla at the beginning w u ALL THE TIME. in fact he will purposely offer u one just so he can do it. he absolutely loves it and he has no idea why
- if ur not a smoker at all he thinks u coughing up a lung is cute in a weirdly endearing way! he pats ur back while laughing and urges u to try again bc he can be a bad influence at times LMAO
- whenever u guys sit together in class sean has a natural tendency to start doodling on ur arm. some days he just does one or two cute little drawings and other days hes a whole fucking tattoo artist. u walk around school with whole arm sleeves for the rest of the day
- “don’t move (y/n) im drawing the tentacles”
- “sean u said u were gonna draw a little rose…”
- he will look up rlly quick at u and goes back to drawing the kraken LMAO
- u draw like one little dot on his paper and u guys start fighting over it 😭 by the end of it theres 50 micopenises on his paper and u have a HUGE detailed penis on urs bc sean is extra asf
- sean loves messing with ur hair. after a while of dating he will just walk by u and ruffle ur hair at school. honestly, a part of him likes doing it and just fast walking away bc he can hear u complain in the distance LMAO
- hes weirdly into the unkempt look...
- bf air is real with him. if u wear makeup, u always leave his house with smeared lipstick and smudged eye makeup. not even bc u guys were getting down (sometimes) but just bc u guys are constantly play fighting
- u almost always text sean later saying how embarrassing that was and get mad at him for not telling u the whole time
- daniel, being a blunt kid, tries to say something abt u looking like a mess when ur about to leave and sean just slaps his hand over his mouth. daniel makes indistinguishable whining under his palm while sean ushers u out the door 😭 he chooses not to tell u bc he loves when u look like a mess, stray hairs and everything.
- despite u not liking it AT ALL he draws it in his journal later while kicking his feet LMAO
- sean is very prone to accidents. it doesnt help he loves risky activities (ex. skating) which causes lots of scrapes and bloody noses
- he likes when u wipe his nose with a tissue with a concerned face it has him feeling pampered asf.
- when u get close to his face with a swab and nag under ur breath abt him doing stupid shit he just goes “ur right it wont happen again” while trying to suppress a cheeky lil smile. he loves it when u care for him and act bossy/motherly in general 😭 does this imply the void karen left is very big and wide? maybe! he lacks self-awareness in this department tho.
- all he knows is gf take care of him = feeling like a snug bug in a rug
- hes a dork but also a gentleman so hell do backflips to hold the door for u and make sure u walk on the inner part of the sidewalk. when u refuse to listen he gets mad and forcefully drags/shoves u 😭
- i feel like u guys are such a night couple. sean just enjoys places better when its dark tbh. plus u guys are always up to weird antics so… u guys get to be as loud as u want and nobody is out to hear—and boy r u guys loud
- VOLUME UPP on ur guys favorite songs in some desolate area and screaming the lyrics in sean’s car is ur guys' THING. u guys start acting out the lyrics and dancing bc both of u feel so comfortable with each other
- the thing is u guys r always doing separate dance interpretations. chronic engagement in parallel play 😭
- except sean stops like a deer in headlights when he hears a crunch. sean is a scaredy cat tbh he def snapped his neck to look at where the noise came from. both of u guys slowly turn ur heads to each other and sean immediately starts the car. u call him a party pooper and hell just keep shaking his head instead of responding LMAOO
- "we're not staying here that's some white people shit (y/n)"
- considering sean grafittis, i feel its an almost given for him to know all the local abandoned places in seattle
- at first u were totally creeped out by the dark corners but sean made it a point to keep u safe and comfortable! sean was acting like a lil ninja and kept peeping around corners. the whole way there he awkwardly semi-rotated around u like a shield bc u couldnt decide whether being behind or in front of him was scarier LMAO
- he was also a lil smug bc he finally gets to the be the one whos not scared. he does the MOST to look cool in front of u
- “squatters better not snatch my girl around the corner…” u just look at sean in disgust 😭
- sean used to HATE the phrase “my girl” and thought it was so corny. he started using it ironically bc both of u guys thought it was funny and now he cant stop 😭
- when u guys got to his spot u were smacked in the face with all his VIBRANT beautiful work. u walked up to each of them like a museum exhibit and sean stood behind u rubbing the back of his neck all embarrassed
- sean does a little one dedicated to u! u watch his concentrated face; his furrowed eyebrows and occasional lip lick before he turns to u with a shy smile!!!! he gives u the spray can and guides ur hand to put a little smiley face + ur initial next to it
- since then, u guys always made it a small thing to leave ur marking everywhere. u guys r the couple that etch their initials into trees, benches, etc 😭😭😭 im sick.
- sean keeps a sharpie in his pocket just so u guys can do an impromptu grafitti sesh
- on nights where sean doesnt feel like seeing daniel u guys go to empty parking lots. he does little skate tricks while u sit there in his hoodie complaining about something and he exclusively replies in "right" and "mhm”
- u get annoyed thinking hes not listening and then he responds word for word what u said PLUS his interpretation 😭 shuts u right up
- sean acts like he doesnt love girl gossip but hes a closet chismoso. theres this little curious glint in his eyes whenever u start talking more passionately and he stops skating just to sit next to u on the sidewalk w u and tune in
- ud be dropping hot gossip and sean would do dramatic ass facial expressions. his eyes would bulge out his head and his mouth would drop LMAO. he hollers “what??” after u drop big details too
- he doesnt like anyone u dont like and he supports u blindly ALL THE TIME. even when u backtrack and think u did something wrong he reassures u that ur right with a deadpanned face
- he lowkey a little instigator bc he always feeds ur delusions
- sean and u have like two screws in ur heads combined so when u guys call u just sit in silence and try the filters. literally all u can hear for half an hour is nose huffs from sean and screenshot clicks when u change to another filter
- u guys will start talking with ugly filters over ur face and sean's eyepatch and parrot filter starts glitching when he turns to tell daniel to get out of his room LMAOOO
- both of u guys are weird as hell bc the call will be going on for another five hours and sean will be in the kitchen with a horse head eating cereal. neither of u guys are questioning it at this point
- tbh u both can be kind of tmi with one another 😭 u guys say “eww” to each other so often but it doesnt stop either of u LMAO
- best friends who are also lovers is a must
also i associate steve lacy with sean sm like infrunami, SOME, bad habit, and Uuuu is what i envision when i write these hcs. when steve lacy was trending it was such a good era 😭😭 oh and also i associate los retros with sean heavy
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HisaEri for the ship meme, please ? qwq
gays r always welcome here
send me a ship and i’ll tell you...
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa
...Erina. but only because she’s completely unused to the codes and conventions of outdoors and hasn’t learnt how to tell with a look whether the door goes push or pull. the fact that most times when she goes out there’s someone there to open doors for her doesn’t help LMAO. Hisako Knows that and refuses to allow Erina to suffer that awkward embarrassment of pushing a pull door/vice versa in public so she’s learnt to tell from a single glance whether or not Erina knows the right way to open the door ahaha
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them
not the desk bc that is maHOGANY SOUMA DON’T U FUCKIN D A R E. (souma is a Nightmare), but Erina def scribbles lil doodles of Hisako and her all over her personal notebooks with hearts Everywhere. her doodles are kinda like Madoka’s from Puella Magi lol.
Who starts the tickle fights
both !!! Hisako likes to catch Erina off guard and hear her surprised squeals and giggles, while Erina knows all of Hisako’s weak spots and pounces her on the bed !!! they’re a cute giggly mess at the end Every Time.
Who starts the pillow fights
the tickle fights lead into pillow fights most times, so Erina ! she gets really excited about these kind of little things, and their bed has quite a few pillows ready for arsenal all the time !! their poor stuffed animals get mixed into the mess some times, too :”))
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile
Hisako !! normally Erina sleeps first so it’s Hisako who watches her; in fact the knowledge that Erina is safe, warm and happy, contentedly sleeping beside her helps Hisako fall asleep too. (especially since Hisako knows Erina never really slept well until they got together and the whole Azami matter was resolved, so she treasures Erina’s calm, deep sleep a lot more)
Who mistakes salt for sugar
THIS IS BLASPHEMY?? nobody.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning
ERINA LMAO because she has No Idea how to operate a microwave...but once she learns she becomes really good at stopping the microwave at 1sec lmao.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines
...Hisako. but she executes them so well and seriously it could make anyone swoon?? the effect is a hundred times more potent with Erina whose maiden heart was forged from shoujo mangas tho LMAO. Erina loves all the pick up lines and blushes+giggles madly when Hisako tells them to her. it’s even more effective when you realise Hisako is 200% serious and not at all ironic about the romance.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order
both !! they both share the habit, and are really neat so they always make sure to put the books back in place after use !! they probs arrange it by: date, cuisine/genre (alphabetical), author (alphabetical).
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies
Erina ahahaha !! she never got to do it as a kid and is now exploiting all her freedom.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion
Hisako !! she loves planning romantic dinners for them because everyday she gets to spend as Erina’s wife is a day to be celebrated. Erina really likes buying scented candles and lighting them in the evening though !!
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen
both !! Erina is mostly the one who starts with little hearts+flowers+swirls then Hisako gets into it too and they end up with very messy yet oddly artistic pen tattoos on opposite arms :”)))
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation
ERINA ... she is so into all these knick knacks. they’re cute and cheap and weirdly endearing, Hisako let’s get the whole set, it’s just 10bucks !!! they’re lucky they have so many fridges to decorate lololol
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines
Hisako likes to do them for fun just to see how well she knows Erina, but Erina takes it Very Seriously, and will submit it every time. they’ve never won a prize before though :”)))
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