#there's this strange plane of existence when i enter the bathroom to piss

[citrine-elephant]

sudden unhinged idea

leon gets his own set of cement shoes. :3c

instead of a bullet to the head, leon's assassins decide to give him a cruel death. and leon... does not have a plan.

taken out to the fucking ocean, he's tossed overboard.

and he sinks.

and sinks.

if he didn't have his hands tied behind his back, then he might have a fighting chance, a slim as fuck one, but...

and as his lungs give up, as they fill with saltwater and as they fight for survival. as this strange sense of peace settles in once it hits...

he's conscious? he's conscious, and he isn't in pain. his lungs feel weird. they're... working, but. it's weird.

tl;dr -> leon is rescued by a fucking axolotl licker. some nonsense where it was going to eat him and ended up just. mouth-to-mouth. gross as fuck, but he's alive... ? how he resurfaces is your guess. lmfao