#there's a GODDAMN CAT HAIR on him he's allergic omg

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Johannes sketch ~ / WIP

I could barely see the reference photo but that's ok because I'm going to give the finished color version the psychadelic treatment. 🍄❤

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Shota Aizawa as a Boyfriend

Pairing: Shota Aizawa x F!Reader

Summary: omg, it’s the title again. can you believe it?

Warning: pure fluff, happiness, cuddles, cats, smiles, a few swear words

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his... his hair is longer than mine?!?!?! DAYUM

Shota isn’t the most outgoing person; ever since Shirakumo, Shota has created these huge walls around himself to keep feelings in and people out

So to be his significant other, he needs to be able to trust you with his life. He needs to know that you won’t break his heart

Being a teacher is not all sunshine and rainbows. Your man has to deal with bratty teenagers for nine hours, five days a week, 40 weeks per year

You need to remind him to sleep, eat, and bathe sometimes, swatting his shoulder when you notice he hasn’t been taking care of himself

When you go out to eat or you make him a nice homemade dinner, he complains about his students to you 

“So, what happened today?” You ask, pushing a forkful of caesar salad past your lips. You fixed your eyes on the dark ones across the table, waiting for his reply.

Slamming down his empty saké glass, your boyfriend took a deep breath and said, “OH, let me tell you.”

It was only his 5th glass of saké

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Dates are mostly spent at home or one particular restaurant

Shota won’t eat fast food

Don’t even ask him about McDonald’s; despite his hobo-like appearance, he has more class than fucking McDonald’s

Present Mic and Shirakumo probably ruined it for him

You got him a cat for Christmas

He always wanted one, just never got around to adopting one

Now he has two pretty little kitties

If you are allergic to cats, the next option are those stupid little cacti and air plants that cost three dollars and last about a month

One of his favorite things to do with you is sit on the floor with you on the couch (or any position where you can touch his head) and have you brush/comb/style his hair

Like Hizashi, his hair is cleaner and softer than it looks

Shota takes a lot of pride in having you as a girlfriend

He can’t say no to you

“Hey Sho? Can we get ice cream?”

“After dinner.”

“Aww! Come on! Pleeeeeeeease!”

*sigh* “Fine, fine. Let’s go.”

You bring him lunch

The first time you knocked on the door, the class assumed it was Sero coming back from a fat piss, but no. When their teacher opened the door, they were surprised to find a lovely woman holding a paper bag. 

“Hey Sho! I brought your lunch!” You grinned, holding the bag out to him and leaning in to kiss him on the cheek.

“Thanks babe.”

His class was shocked. 

Shota gave you a hug and then you left.

“YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!”

In public, he likes to know where you are and that you’re safe, so he’ll hold you hand, pull you in for a little kiss, wrap his arms around your torso and rest his head on your shoulder while your browsing, etc

If PDA isn’t your thing, that’s fine. He doesn’t like it much either. Watching teenagers suck each others faces in Panera makes his stomach turn

Have… have i mentioned how goddamn cuddly this lad is?

Like

He a buff teddy bear

He’ll come home from teaching, throw you over his shoulder and cuddle

He’ll drag himself to your apartment after long hours of patrol, snuggle under the blankets and cuddle

On the floor, on the couch, in bed, in his sleeping bag, wherever, whenever, Shota Aizawa is a sleepy, adorable cuddle MONSTER

Sleepy kisses, nudges, ear nibbles, neck kisses, love bites, etc

Cuddle king

Lemme tell you about his smile OH my lord

He has such a beautiful smile when he’s happy; grinning from ear to ear when you make him laugh. His laugh is deep and full, not very loud, but it’s god-tier when you hear it for the first time

He fucking glows

Dry, dad-joke sense of humor

Present Mic did it to him

Pictures of you in his wallet

Eri and Shinso are your illegitimate children

Calls you to ask you if you’re ok

You force him to go shopping with you

I want him to sing to me

He probably has a cat blog on instagram

He carries a bag of cat treats wherever he goes

If you guys find a stray, Shota is gonna pick it up and take it straight home so he can wash it, dress wounds, and then take it to a shelter

Hmmm fights

We’ve seen his quick reaction to Bakugou’s 1-A’s bullshit, but Shota is generally a more docile than you might expect

Shota does get jealous and will correct you if you start acting out of line, but a fight (if any) won’t last long

He might snap at you if he hasn’t slept in a while and you interrupted his peaceful silence

Be patient with him

Make sure he’s taken care of because despite how lazy he is, he is constantly making sure your safe and happy, so why not do the same for him?

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #247

“i tried to choke my mom with my umbilical cord, the doctor was too busy amputating my horns.”

Have you ever had confetti pancakes? I don't believe so. Do you obsess over your appearance? To a degree, ex. in regards to weight. Are you responsible for stuffing someone’s stocking? No. What’s your favorite romantic comedy? Ah man, idk. I like romcoms, just none are coming to mind right now. Do you stock up on make-up palettes during November? ????? no????? Have you ever taken a class online? Yes. Do you have a Neopets account? Omg I have so many piled up, I'm sure, lol. Loved that shit and kept going back. Do you make your own smoothies or juices? No. Do you think time really does heal all? No. Are you more sensitive to heat or the cold? HEAT, FUCKING CHRIST. Has anyone searched your room for anything recently? Mom helped me search for one of my mood stabilizers that the cat got out of my basket... We never found it. A new bottle. Thank god my psychiatrist just gave me a sample pack til my prescription can be refilled. Is anything in your room purposely hidden? Yes. Do you get a cold around the holidays? I rarely get sick, regardless of the season. Does it snow where you live? Rarely. Have you ever been pranked via hidden camera? No. Is hair gel a turn off on guys? "Not necessarily, but too much can be." <<<< This. Do you think cursing makes people sound unintelligent? Lol fuck off. What’s something you can cook extremely well? The only thing I CAN cook is cheesy scrambled eggs but I mean they're exceptionally good lol. Have you ever been bitten by a snake? Nope. How about a spider? Possibly at some point. If you don't want kids, was there ever a time you did, and vice-versa? The only time I ever wanted kids was deep into Jason's and my relationship. It's funny because I wanted three and now I'm just all NOPE. I stopped wanting kids after him. What is your favorite color for bridesmaid dresses? Idc. Do you ever count sheep to help you fall asleep? No. Do you have a youtube channel? If so, when did you start it? Yeah. I was on YouTube real early... don't remember the actual year, though. Do you have a secret crush right now? No. When was the last time you called customer service? I haven't. Do you take birth control pills? Not currently for mood reasons, but with my incredible fear of being raped, I kinda wanna go back. Do you like chocolate cake? Yeah man. Do you know anyone who doesn’t want to have kids? Plenty of people, myself included. Do you regret letting a certain guy or girl slip away? Ugh idk. There's no telling how awfully or well that path would've gone. Have you ever fainted? Yes. Do you consider yourself a good artist? Decent, anyway. Do you ever play board games anymore? Not really, I don't enjoy board games. The only time I ever really do is if Girt's over cuz that's like our "thing." Who was your first celebrity crush? Whew, Jesse McCartney. Who in your family did you get your height from? Mom. Who did you get your smile from? your hair color? your eye color? Smile, idk. Hair, also unsure. Dad was born dirty blond like me, but his hair turned black. Meanwhile I think Mom has always had brown hair, but hers is very dark/almost black. My maternal grandpa had blue eyes like me. Do you have big or small hands? Idk, normal. What was the name of your first imaginary friend you remember having? I never really had one. Do you pray to God regularly? Considering I don't believe in Him, no. What is your favorite version of the Bible to read? Even growing up religious, I sure never spent time reading various versions of the Bible. Have you been baptized? If so, how and where were you baptized? I was as a baby in a Roman Catholic church. You know, the traditional baptism with being dipped in water. Do you eat meat? Sadly. What college did you go to? and what was your major? I'm not sharing what college I go to, but my major is Art & Design. Do you miss living with a roommate? I look back on living with Jason, Jacob, and Amanda fondly most of the time, but idk if I can say I miss it. I at least don't miss my mental health. Have you ever been abused in any way? I feel incredibly thankful that I haven't... It seems like most people I know have been in some way or form. Do you like unicorns? Yeah man, they're dope. How old were you when you found out Santa wasn’t real? Idk, some year in elementary school. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Ha ha no, I've got a cat for that. He insists on being cuddled most of the time. Name 3 things you are allergic to. Just pollen and silver. Oh, I do get headaches from artificial sweeteners, but "allergic" seems like the wrong word. Is there one book you have read over and over again because it’s so good? if so, which is it? The only two books I know I've read more than once are Because of Winn-Dixie and the Meerkat Manor book. Who was your favorite Rugrats character? Uhhh I think it was just regular ole Tommy. Which fairytale resembles your life the most? Uh idk. Do you play games on your phone a lot? No. What’s your favorite thing to do on your phone? Text Sara. Where do you buy most of your clothes? Wal-Mart or Hot Topic. Who is your favorite cousin? I don't have a favorite. Do you have family that lives in another state? Oh yeah, we're all the hell over the place. What states have you lived in? Only NC. Do you watch birth vlogs on youtube? bitch what the fuck What is your favorite type of cake? Red velvet. Favorite arcade game? I neeeeeed to find an arcade one day that actually has the Silent Hill game. It's so rare. I'm sure I'd love it. Have you ever found a roller coaster relaxing? Uh no, but I've never been on one, nor can I even imagine one ever being relaxing. Have you ever seen a spirit? I believe I have. Have you ever been kidnapped? Yikes no. Is there a running trail near your house? Not that I'm aware of. A game you cheated on in elementary school? None that I remember? Do you wear a retainer at night? I'm SUPPOSED to, but I haven't in so long that it doesn't even fit anymore. Where is the last place you had a kiss? The airport. When was the last time you cried out of physical pain? I think it hasn't been since that infected cyst was drained in like late '16. FUCK that. Have you ever done anything to Support the Troops? No. Do you donate blood? I did once, but now I'm too nervous to because I know I don't drink enough water and don't wanna faint. Have you ever owned the socks with toes on them? Ha, yeah, my sisters and I did. They were just a silly gift sometimes. What were you the last time you went trick or treating? WOW I couldn't even try to tell you, that's reaching far back. What was your favorite part about studying ancient Greeks and Romans? The badass names lmao. Where did your mom go to high school? Somewhere in NY. What’s a subject you would never major in? Mathematics. Is there someone who you can turn to for money and not be ashamed? No. I'm only EVER capable of doing so with Mom, but even then I don't like it. Have you ever swam in a river? Yeah, as a kiddo. I don't think I would now. What food do you love the smell of while it’s cooking? Cinnamon rolls omfggggg. What food do you hate the smell of uncooked? Fish, I guess? Has a bee ever stung you? Yes, once. Where did you last go camping? Never been. In what month do you start Christmas shopping? I can't Christmas shop considering I don't have an income. Have you ever slept in a bed with someone with bad BO? Yes. Do you have a favorite flavor at Baskin Robbins? No. Have you ever had a crush on a celebrity of the same sex? HUNNY Hannah Hart is a GODDESS godDAMN What kind of flowers would you plant in your garden? I'm too lazy for a garden. Do you believe that kids should be taught abstinence? I would definitely inform them of it being a completely valid and safest form of STD prevention, but I don't believe it should be what is "right." What's important is educating them on safe sex and to choose whom they're intimate with very carefully. I absolutely encourage them being taught what being "too young" means, too. Now what "too young" is can be argued, but let's be a late teen at least. When’s the last time you went to Chuck E. Cheese? Boy, I don't have a clue. What’s your favorite cheese or cheese flavored food? American. Cheese-flavored food is absolutely impossible to pick. Do you like black licorice? I hate licorice. Do you watch anything on the E! network? No. Have you ever tried out or thought of trying out for American Idol? Nope. Did you keep any momentos of high school dances? I had my... what's it called? The flower band on your wrist? Whatever, I had that for a long time. Do you still have clothes from your high school dances? I have both prom dresses. I'm probably gonna try to sell them this prom season though because I have absolutely no reason to keep them, and I'm poor lmao. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No. Ever been to the original 13 colonies? I live in NC so like,,, Have you ever been to a concert that got out of control? Nope. Can you jump rope double dutch? I used to be able to as a kid. I loved jump rope. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about anything, what would you want to know? Eek... idk. Actually, I might know. I want to know, but also don't, if whether or not how I treated Jason after the breakup was abusive or not. I've asked people in my life, old therapist included, if it was from what I told them (which was honest), and the unanimous answer has been no, that I was sick/actually insane and heartbroken beyond words, but yeah. I still wonder about it. Do you have a bucket list? If so, what are the top three things? Not really, but I mean of course there's things I wanna do, top two (idk about three) being to meet Mark and visit the KMP to photograph and pet the meerkats. Do you feel you had a happy childhood? For the most part, yeah. When did you last cry in front of another person? Last week when I was having a meltdown about school. How do you feel about tattoos and piercings? Explain. I LIVE!!!!!!!! FOR THEM!!!!!!!! As someone who never felt totally comfortable in her body, one thing that has always helped me has been new tats and piercings. It's like a more permanent form of make-up, you could say. All they've ever done is make me like a part of myself. Do you wear a lot of makeup? Why/why not? I almost never do unless I want to take a "pretty" picture. Talk about a song/band/lyric that has affected your life in some way. JINKIES!!!!!!! UHHHHHHH man that's hard 'cuz there's a whole whoppin' load. I guess I can talk about some lyrics from Ozzy's "Life Won't Wait" that used to make me really emotional back in the dark days: "Every day that you wait, you're falling faster / no sleight of hand, no twist of fate, no ever after / when it's gone - it's gone, a fight to the bitter end." Just that whole song used to sting so much when I felt like I really was just entirely wasting my life being sad every day. Just like... a lot of Ozzy's lyrics have really resonated and stuck with me. I still have the hardest time believing the Parkinson's news. God, life's cruel. Poison a legendary singer's voice. I hope, so long he feels truly capable, this concert still happens so I can actually hear and see him one time and literally sob and okay I'm getting emotional basically I Love Ozzy Osbourne. List the concerts you have been to and talk about how they make you feel. Ha, speaking of concerts. Only seen Alice Cooper, but it was aaaaaaamazing! Outside in a (mostly light) thunderstorm playing some classic good shit. It was a fun adventure, especially having my younger sis, a full-on redneck, come along just because she was bored and came for the ride. She was so, so, SO confused and creeped out and was NOT fucking happy when he brought his python on stage as he usually does. We were absolutely drenched when it was over; the ride home, we were freezing, and changing out of those soaked clothes was like a holy experience. Who in the world would you most like to receive a letter from and what would you want it to say? Jason telling me he forgives me and doesn't hate me. Do you have a desk/workspace and how is it organized/not organized? I don't, sadly. My bed is where I do like... everything, which I hate. I'd love to turn my sister's old room into like my "work" room, where I do homework, draw, etc., but I can't for a number of reasons. What is your night time routine? Go to the bathroom, take my meds, go to bed. Not very complicated. What’s one thing you don’t want your parents to know? Certain places I've "done things" oops. If you had to dye your hair how would you dye/style it and why? I wanna dye my hair lilac currently. I wouldn't change the style. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done while drunk or high? N/A What’s one thing you would never do for one million dollars? Murder, to name just one. If you’re a boy, would you ever rock black nail polish? If you’re a girl, would you ever rock really really short hair? My hair is short now. What is the most important thing to you in your life right now? My mental health.

[livinglifeonpause]

First Impression: JBJ

so okay, i already LOVE Kimon & really like A-Tom, so this should be fun!!

Here’s my JBJ First Impression...

11/5/17

Fantasy MV

Had to watch it once for Taehyun, Once for Sanggyun, now i can watch for the others.

Taehyun - YES.  Fucking finally this kid is SHINING!

Sanggyun - like is this is same kid w/ the big ass hair in Topp Dogg??  Damn, that’s such a glow-up.

tall, dark hair (Donghan) - Oooh, this kids hitting me with some visuals!! 

short, brown hair (Kenta) - i like his voice - is this one one that is into Ricky??

tall, blonde (Hyunbin) - not mad at him or his painted nails

tall, dark hair #2 (Longguo / Youngguk) - i like his look

This was just that kind of song that it’s not even over and you know it’s your jammm.

fantasy dance ver

Taehyun - it is SO goddamn hard not to look at Taehyun.  like fuck.  He’s so charismatic.  and fuck me with that move at 0:46!!  how he glances up at 1:08 ... like damn!

ATom - he just looks so gooood!

Donghan - kid is nailing the eye-fucks

Kenta - i’m so curious to see if his personality is like ricky’s too

Hyunbin - why is this tall guy in this group ;)

Yongguk - i still like his look! Can’t pinpoint why though.

Say My Name

i actually downloaded this already. 

A-Tom - YES.  I always did like him. Not even his voice, just him

Hyunbin - i like his hair

Yongguk - ooh, pretty voice

Donghan - is he the visual??

Kenta - he might have my fave voice

Taehyun - he just looks so cool, like always!!

Enjoy JBJ 1+2

Sanggyun (23) - omg, it’s so good to see he’s still an idiot!  haha! -- awww, i like that he and taehyun get along!! -- OMG, no Taehyun don’t tell him to try the cat whatever!! do you know anything about this kid?? of course he’s going to now!! -- i seriously love that he entertains taehyun!

Donghan (20) - OMG - is that the same one who just killed it in those videos???  he’s a BABY!! -- him in the tub, haha! -- omg, him doing pullups! haha! -- “only the security guard” okay, that’s it this kid is hilarious!! -- 

Hyunbin (21) - okay wait, he has green hair in this... He Loooooooves being famous.

Yongguk (22) - he’s bringing his cats?? ohhhh i loooove himmmm.  wait, my babies are allergic though?? why would they let him bring them????  -- i would think he’s the leader if i didn’t already know Taehyun was -- awww, why’d you make Donghan move off your lap?? it was so cute!! -- 

Kenta (23) - hahaha! “i’ll do the same” I think A-Tom lucked out getting this kid as a roommate! -- this kid seems so relaxed and fun to hang out with

Taehyun (25) - he’s so creative.  -- haha, him sliding onto the couch! -- i love how he laughs --

ohhhh, there was going to be a 7th member?  oh damn!  he missed out!  what a shame!!!

i don’t know about their popularity, but i like their music alot more that WannaOne!

Weekly Idol   *side note - Samuel’s hair looks great like that!*

they’re so stupid!  haha!  damn, Donghan really makes me laugh.  rolling in was his idea?? 

Taehyun just consistently impresses me! he’s a really good leader! wonder how junhyuk feels about that! - i loooove that Conn likes him.  - OMG him dancing with Hyungdon had me shouting! 

how does A-Tom always manage to look like a lost puppy? I wish he was more active like he usually is!

Fantasy MV making

Hyunbin - he’s pretty self-absorbed, huh?? but he do look good with that makeup!

A-Tom’s self -absorbed too.  always has been. He IS really attractive though. & he knows it.  How does he have so much energy though? He always has..

Damnnnn Taehyun.  That move at like 2:00 is A++++

OH DAMN! i just realized yongguk debuted with Longguo & Shihyun! Ohh, i liked that one song.  i hope after JBJ he goes back to that!

Final Impression:

Best Singer - idek! Kenta?? Yongguk?

Best Dancer - Taehyun, duhhh

Best Rapper - Sanggyun i guess?

Most Handsome - Sanggyun

Most Bangable - Taehyun

Bias - Taehyun (i think even if i didn’t love him already he still would be.) Then Donghan