#there could have been a glitch that meant my request didn't submit or all the admins could just be offline...

[b-blushes]

i will not stew about whether i'm deliberately being ghosted by community fb group admins or not, stewing about it is the mind killer.....

[ashs-pastas]

Hello! I didn't see any posts of hc on ur page so I suppose I'm the first request! It'll probs be a long one bc, Yandere AU and they're NSFW and SFW. So just... don't yell at me.

These are all Yandere AU versions so... they're all Yanderes.

- Jeff, Candypop, Masky and Hoodie NSFW alphabet and maybe 1 or 2 SFW hc?

- Jason the Toymaker | Random NSFW and SFW headcanons!!!1!!1!

Take your time of course, darling! And if you ever want more requests, just DM me if you'd like!

Yandere Jeff the Killer, Candy Pop, Hoodie & Masky nsfw alphabet [A-E] With some sfw headcannons

[someone laugh at the first pic with me pls]

I would never yell at you :’-) I have always wanted to try writing these!! I did a few because when I make a post too long my tumblr glitches grrr. Also I don’t know much about Jason the Toy maker so I will read up on him tonigjt and do those tomorrow :-) also please feel free to send more!!! also does Candy Pop have a canon name?? I’ve tried to find it but i might be dumb

Jeff the Killer nsfw alphabet

A is for Aftercare -

Jeff is not the best with aftercare… his first response isn’t to get up and clean up or anything but he loves to hold you tight afterwards. He will absolutely not let you get up for whatever reason. He likes pillow talk in a way. He doesn’t really talk much but he likes to hear you talk about whatever comes to mind. You could be talking about anything and he will just nod along and listen attentively

B is for Body part

His favorite body part on himself would be his smile of course. He also loves his arms. He’s pretty proud of the muscle that he has and loves to flex for you. He thinks he’s an absolute beauty and loves everything about himself though.

His favorite body part on his s/o is most likely their hair. It doesn’t matter whether it’s short or long, curly or straight, dyed or natural. He loves all the ways you style it and loves to play with it. It’s also something that he loves to grab on and pull on during sex. He has a thing for pulling on your hair and forcing you to look him in the eyes.

B is for Bondage

I actually don’t think Jeff is a big fan of tying you down because I think he would rather pin you down himself. He likes to show you how much stronger he is then you. He likes the fear in your eyes when you realize you can’t fight him off. The only bondage I can see him being into is gagging you if you are whining too much. He also ties you down when he leaves because he wouldn’t want his darling escaping

C is for Cum

Jeff is a nasty nasty man and he loves to cum pretty much all over you. He especially loves to cum on your face or chest. Seeing you covered in his seed makes his possessive side so happy.

D is for Dick size

Jeff is probably a good 5 and a half inches but THICK. He absolutely knows how to use it too.

D is for Dom

This may be controversial but I have seen a lot of sub Jeff headcannons and I can not picture that. Jeff is a mean dom 24/7. He is very selfish with his pleasure and he loves to be in control of your pain and pleasure. He is very demanding and expects you to submit to him at all times.

E is for Experience

I can see Jeff having had a few flings but they meant nothing to him and it was just when he was very horny and looking to get his dick sucked. With how selfish he has been with his own pleasure I think you would have to gently teach him how to please you. He would be very cocky and pretend he is a sex god though but he would actually take your advice. ( he would never say that aloud but he wants to be able to make your legs shake and have you screaming his name)

sfw headcannons

- Jeff is the type of guy to talk to you after you fall asleep. Usually quietly muttering about how he “fucking loves you” and he would “kill anyone for you”

- Jeff is not the sweetest guy but if he ever see’s that you haven’t ate much then he will get you your favorite foods and snacks even if he doesn’t like them

- He loves when you brush his hair. It’s often tangled and messy and he loves when you do it for him

Candy Pop nsfw alphabet

A is for Aftercare

Candy Pop is actually decent at aftercare. He would clean you up afterwards, often lingering on spots you are especially sore and cuddle up to you. Sex with Candy Pop is often tiring with how many rounds he likes to go so you would usually drift off to sleep in his arms.

B is for Body part

Candy Pop has a hard time picking a favorite body part on himself because he loves himself but he would say his hair. He loves how long and soft it is and he would encourage you to pull on it during sex or if he was going down on you.

Candy Pop’s favorite body part on you would be your chest. It doesn’t matter what gender you are or the size but he will constantly be groping and leaving marks all over your chest. He likes to gift you outfits that show off your chest so he has more reason to stare and touch you.

B is for Bondage

Candy Pop’s is into everything and bondage is one of his favorites. He loves tying down his sweet darling so they are unable to move and touching them all over and overstimulating them as much as possible. He would also love to be on the receiving end and be tied down by his darling as long as he could trust them not to pull any tricks on him.

C is for Cum

Candy Pop loves to cum everywhere he can. His favorite places to cum would be deep inside of you or in your mouth, and he expects you to swallow all of it because, “Good babies are grateful for treats.” Make sure you don’t waste a drop. He also loves when you cum inside of his mouth and on his face. He will happily lick up all of your sweet juices. He is addicted to your taste and will want to make you cum again so he can taste more of you.

D is for Dick size

Candy Pop is very long at 7 inches. He’s not the thickest but so long that he hits all of your sweet spots that have you seeing stars easily.

D is for Dom

Candy Pop is a major switch. He can easily go from being a bratty sub and mouthing off to a pleasure dom wanting to do their best to have you cumming over and over. Either way they will always be focused on pleasing you first.

E is for Experience

Candy Pop is very experienced and loves to show it off. He knows all the tricks and will abuse it to the max. He is very observant and will know exactly what you like and don’t like. He is also very good at guessing what kinks people have so don’t expect to be able to hide anything from him. Nothing is too wild for him, he just wants to try your favorite things out with you!

sfw headcannons

- Candypop loves to have spa nights with you. He is always willing to do all the work for you. He’ll put products in your hair and do face masks with you. ( kind of weird but if you like to shave, he will always offer to do it for you. and he will be very gentle )

- He loves to give you massages!! Very good at them too he might be a secret masseuse because he always finds where you’re sore and rubs the knots out

- If you like to do makeup he will BEG you to do his. It doesn’t matter if you are a pro or not very skilled, he will love the look no matter what

- He also strikes me as the type to really like wearing matching outfits (not completely but color coordinated and such)

Hoodie nsfw alphabet

A is for Aftercare

Brian is a great guy when it comes to aftercare. He will get you whatever you ask for. If you don’t want to move he will gently clean you up with a towel. If you want a bath he will run you one with lots of bubbles. He will inspect your body and apologize and kiss any marks he left behind.

B is for Body part

Brian isn’t the most confident but he likes his hands. He thinks they are very strong and he knows he can use them in multiple ways ;)

Brian’s favorite body part on you would be your lips. He’s always starring at them and thinking about how soft and plump they are. He absolutely loves kissing you and he likes when they are red and swollen after a makeout sesh.

B is for Bondage

I can see Brian being averagely interested in bondage but he likes to tie you down with softer materials like silk. But if you’ve been bad then he can always handcuff you. He does sometimes like to use your belt around your neck as a makeshift leash/collar, He loves tugging on it while he’s fucking you from behind.

C is for Cum

He can be a bit more shy and likes to pull out and cum on your stomach or back. He will not vocalize it but he would lose his mind if when he cums in your mouth you would swallow and open your mouth and stick your tongue out to show him that you swallowed all of his seed. He would instantly be hard again.

D is for Dick size

I think Brian is just short of 6 inches and pretty insecure about it. He’s very girthy though and fills you up perfectly.

D is for Dom

I can see Brian being a switch but like 90% dom and 10% sub. But I think if he was subbing and you teased him too much or were going too slow for his liking he would take back control by flipping you over and reminding you why he’s in charge.

E is for Experience

This is a hard one tbh. He’s probably had a few sexual encounters but nothing that went past second base. He would be very nervous your first few times but would quickly learn what you like.

sfw headcannons

- From the moment you started dating he will secretly be planning your wedding

- Also keeps notes of random things you like and don’t like

- The type to kiss any “ouchies” you might have got (i’m cringing at my own word choice but for some reason I can see him using it)

- He brings you flowers at LEAST once a week and they are always your favorite

Masky nsfw alphabet

A is for Aftercare

Also decent at aftercare. Will help clean you up and make you drink water. Also feels bad if he sees how rough he was and you are walking funny. He will carry you around.

B is for Body part

He loves his hair and is pretty happy with soft and fluffy it can get. He takes good care of it and can get annoyed if he’s having a bad hair day. If you compliment it or play with his hair, his ego will grow.

He loves your neck/throat. He just loves how soft and sensitive you can be when he kisses it or leaves marks. Your neck is always covered in love bites and he knows exactly where your sweet spot is.

B is for Bondage

Tim is a very big bondage fan. He likes a lot of the complex knots and such. As punishment he likes to tie you up in strange way that often leave you sore and bruised. I don’t know if this counts as bondage but he would love to get a sex swing, he thinks both you and him would enjoy it very much ;) He is not ALWAYS intentionally rough but he does feel a bit smug when he sees the rope burn marks the night after.

C is for Cum

Another nasty man. Will cum wherever he pleases. He likes to cum on your chest and face a lot. He likes the look of surprise when he pulls out of mouth and shoots his load all over your face. He likes to cum inside of you, only to make you walk around without panties so he can see his cum dripping down your legs.

D is for Dick size

A little under 6 inches but will brag about his massive cock constantly. Unfortunately you can not deny it because he is pretty big. Not the thickest but also not thin either.

D is for Dom

Tim is 100% a dom. You could not make this man sub if you tried. He would laugh in your face and edge you. I can see him having a lot of control issues and having an obedient little darling would make him very happy. Although if you were to ever act out… he would make sure there would not be a second time.

E is for Experience

Averagely experienced but never really played around kinks and fetishes until he met you. Unlike Jeff I think he would be very cocky but has the qualifications to back it up.

sfw headcannons

- He likes to participate in your favorite hobbies/activities with you. He might complain a little but he can’t hide his smile at seeing you happy and in your element

- Tim cannot cook but he will “help” when you are cooking. By doing the easy things such as chopping and preheating the oven lol

- The type to bring you stuffed animals. He will leave them in your room for you to find and deny it was him but you obviously know it was him

[fathercharlesoffdensen]

When Ferus Olin gets baked, he gets on customer service chats to argue about billing. When I am baked, I apparently do the same thing. I found the transcript saved on my computer this morning and just spent a while reformatting it so I could post it here, as a warning to myself or a celebration of my stoner ~eloquence, I'm not entirely sure tbh. I'm kind of proud of it either way though.

Me: I was emailed confirmation of a free week-long Showtime trial that I do not recall ordering, and that is not showing up on my account in any capacity. However, Roku keeps trying to charge me for it. I would like to have someone verify that the subscription is cancelled. Thank you!

Chat started

Me: Man, the person three spaces ahead of me in line is sure taking a long time

Damn 3, get the lead out

All right 2, don't let me down!

It's a good thing I can multitask 2

Awright let's party

'/\}:::::::::

Sorry my dog wanted to send a message

Arun joined the chat

Arun: Hi Jessica.

I can certainly help you.

Me: Cool beans

Arun: Please hold on a minute Jessica.\

Let me check that information for you.

Thank you for your continued patience.

Me: Haha I thought you were going away

I was like oh no what did I do

Arun: I do not see any channel subscription on your account.

Hence Roku will not going to charge you.

Me:

I definitely didn't subscribe, but I waited a couple of days after being notified to decide to go to the site and check on it like I'm doing now, so it's partially my fault that they tried to charge me for the post-free trial of the subscription.

But they did charge me and I need to make sure the account isn't set up for them to think I still want a Showtime subscription and keep charging me.

My bank knocks it back if it's going to put my account in the negative, but if it's not and Roku charges me again even though it doesn't show on your end that I'm being charged for anything, that would be irritating.

Arun: Might be the account is directly through Showtime.

Me: I just want it to show that the subscription trial was activated and that something still thinks I need to be charged for it on your end.

Arun: We refer you to contact Showtime and check with them.

Me: I don't think it is

Like I didn't go to the Showtime site and sign up, my emails are from Roku

Arun: Could you please help me with your alternate email address?

Me: ?

Arun: Let me check if the subscription is linked to that email.

Me: It's not on a duplicate account, the email from Roku comes to the [redacted 1] one

[redacted 2] or [redacted 3], I can't remember which one I might have used on a defunct account.

Arun: I found the subscription.

Me: Awesome

Are you able to mark it as cancelled on your end?

Arun: The showtime subscription is associated with the [redacted 2]

Me: So you can cancel the [redacted 2] account

If it already isn't

Like I shouldn't have been able to subscribe to showtime on that account because as far as I know it's been closed.

Arun: The subscription have been cancelled.

Me: Like the subscription wasn't done by me.

Arun: You no longer have Showtime subscription on your Roku account.

Me: So I'm worried there's a bigger problem like a tech glitch at hand.

Arun: I don't think it is a technical glitch because when you subscribe a channel it will ask for your payment information.

Me: I am positive I did not subscribe to Showtime.

Arun: Which can be done only from the customers end.

Me: But it wasn't

And I need to know why it still happened

To make sure my account wasn't compromised

Like somehow it was reopened and sent a subscription or someone got around it needing to be reopened first on your end

Arun: Let me give you a suggestion.

Me: Like idk if you can flag our chat so the idea that there might be a glitch can be run up the flag pole so to speak?

Because I am worried this might happen with other customers because it ended up being a glitch on your end, and you didn't find out early enough.

Arun: You can create a four digit Pin number in order to have control over the purchase or adding the channel.

Go to my.roku.com from your computer or smartphone.

If you are prompted, sign in to your Roku account.

If you cannot sign in to your Roku account, learn what to do if you have forgotten your email address or password.

Under PIN Preference, select the Update button.

Select your PIN preference from the three choices.

Always require a PIN to make purchases and to add items from the Channel Store.

Always require a PIN to make purchases.

A PIN is not required to make any purchase or add any item from the Channel Store.

If you choose either of the first two choices and have not created a PIN, you will be prompted to enter a four-digit number in the PIN field and select the Verify PIN field for confirmation.

If you already have a PIN, enter your PIN in the Verify PIN field.

Select Save Changes and agree to the terms of service.

Me: That's good, but this glitch would have already breached that kind of security

I just want to make sure that it doesn't replicate in any other accounts, or to have people on your end make sure it was only a one time thing

Arun: Alright.

Me: So are you able to add it to your call notes and then send them to the right department?

Arun: I make sure that this would never happen again.

Me: Okay

Arun: Alright.

Me: Can I get a follow up if you find out that it was a tech glitch?

Arun: Like i mentioned already it was not a glitch it was an authorized charge from your end.

Me: But it wasn't

Arun: Not Roku will never bill the customer without the customer concern.

Me: That [redacted 2] account has been closed for a while, I definitely didn't go into it a week ago and order a subscription trial

So it's not on my end

So I want to make sure Roku actually goes through and checks why it happened

Like do you fill out a specific form notifying your supervisors to pull specific calls to further to the right department, or can you check a box on my notes to have an email notification of its importance sent to the right people?

I'm just worried you won't take the effort to forward it because it's not something you were taught to do in training or whatnot.

Arun: Sorry for any inconvenience.

Me: It's fine, I just want to make sure

Arun: Jessica, we will definitely help you following up with your concern.

Me: Thank you so much

How long do you think it will take to follow up?

Arun: You are welcome.

Me: Like they probably won't tell me until after they've investigated and fixed the problem, and fixing it might take longer than three business days.

So I wanted to know what to expect

Arun: In case if you got any charge in the future we will help you with the refund.

Me: Right but I want to prevent that from happening with this email

Arun: Provided you let us know on time

Me: Because I don't want to have to go through a refund process especially when I've spent about two hours now trying to get you to agree to look into fixing the problem now

Like if it's still there a month from now, that would mean nobody looked into it

And I'm hoping it won't take a month for Roku to get back to me.

Arun: Then please remove the payment information from your Roku account too and we have helped you with the PIN.

Me: What if I wanted a different subscription for HBO or something and needed to use that same payment method

Arun: If we have any update for you we will let you know.

Then you can use the PIN

Me: Like on my end I made the [redacted 2] account defunct, which means even if the same payment information links the accounts, that account still shouldn't be triggered to submit a request to charge me for something.

Can you remove the payment information from the [redacted 2] account on your end?

Then they won't be linked

Which is probably what you meant initially

Arun: You will have to remove the payment method from your roku account.

Me: Okay I can probably do that

Arun: We do not have an access to do it.

Please go through to the link sent earlier.

Me: Okay

Arun: Thank you.

Me: Did we ever figure out how long I should expect to wait for a follow up?

Arun: However, there is no follow up required here.

All you will have to do is just remove the payment information0

Me: I thought you said earlier that I would get a follow up regarding what Roku found to be the reason behind my account being glitched in the first place, and whether they then made sure it hadn't affected other accounts, and then verified that they had fixed those, on top of that.

Arun: No, there is no follow up require here.

Me: Otherwise how can I be assured that this problem won't happen again?

I don't want to have to go through this process again. I have major talking to customer service anxiety, and this was already really trying.

Arun: First remove the information form the account. then within 24 hour you will receive an confirmation email.

Me: So I don't want to have to do it twice, which is why I would appreciate the follow up.

Arun: You will not have to.

Me: So I wanted to make sure you have the ability either by going out of your way personally to pass the information on or by filling out a form or checking a box so it automatically gets brought to someone who can address it.

I just want someone to get back to me - again, not sure how long to expect that to take - and formally say they looked into it.

It will give me peace of mind.

Arun: Like we mention earlier remove the payment information and within 24 hour you will get email that you have removed the payment information. Please go through to the guidance provided to you.

Me: I definitely will, I am just making sure my request to have this passed along is going to happen.

Arun: Okay.

You are most welcome..Thank you for contacting Roku Tech Support! Have a wonderful day! [Editor's note: Dude probably would have lost a couple QA points for not asking me one final time if I had any other questions or concerns. I cannot express how quickly he logged off once the opportunity seemed to arise. I do not really blame him, it was essentially a survival tactic at that point.]

Arun: left the chat

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Me: The comment I submitted was "Thanks/sorry, Arun!"

Poor guy

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Me: Okay leaving now so I don't clog up the queue. Thanks again, Arun!

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