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#then getting interrupted by DINOSAURS because Claire and Owen are fucking Idiots
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That moment when…
The short about the family glamping and getting attacked by dinosaurs is WAY Better than the actual feature film.
#jurassic park
#jurassic world dominion
#…dominion really should’ve just cut the owen&claire subplot entirely
#and expanded the Corporate Horror of intentionally causing famine and near extinction with Biosyn monster locusts and crop seeds
#then getting interrupted by DINOSAURS because Claire and Owen are fucking Idiots
#biosyn and the millitaties still would’ve ‘saved’ the dinos from the volcanic erruption…but yeah
#Our Darling New Protagonists didn’t have to inflict Invasive Megafauna!!
#buuuut SINCE they did? there should’ve been Consoquences there!!
#and the OG Three should’ve been allowed to tell those two off
#instead of Buddy Buddy because It’s A Franchise
#…also making the girl a clone to ‘justify’ her being there kinda ignores Why there are always Cute Kids in this franchise
#the kids don’t need a Reason to be there. the kids are there for the protagonists + audience to get attatched to
#and both give a reprieve from Monster Horror + yEAH. It is horrifying. children are in danger too because Adult Hubris/Kids being Nosy
#(and THEN giving the kids their own agency as nerds or geeks or some specific athletic skillset)
#…anyway. the Glamping Short did it SO much better
#…and well. CGI Dinos that just often lack scale + NO subsonic weight and vocalizations…
#they’re just. Not Scary
#I feel bad saying that ‘cause I actually know someone who worked on the second film’s dinos!
#(forgot to watch the credits for Dominion to know if she was on that crew as well)
#but…the animatronics being something on-set for the actors to interact with
#+ the folley artists getting to go HAM with the sound effects for This Is BIG
#(instead of…stock tiger and horse and croc sounds)
#…it makes a difference
#my cats were Terrified and Comfort Pls with the 90s-00s films
#because of those sounds
#but the new ones? they slept through them
#the new filma just Lack that animalistic instinctual Terror the OG Films did so well
#(even when JP3’s early cgi was. really goofy.)
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