#thedoctorsmaster

[guardianofthetheater-blog]

[text] how much alcohol do you have at your place because I would like to drink it

[Text] I'm married to you, Detective. My pantry looks like a liquor store. 

[howlingsongsaboutdefeat]

thedoctorsmaster started following you

"I'd almost begun to think you'd never acknowledge me," Methe said dryly, her legs crossed primly at the ankles. "You know, it's terribly boring waiting around for people to decide whether to believe in you or not, and believe me when I say you've made the right decision," she added, "because if you'd kept ignoring me, I might have ensured you die of liver poisoning in the very near future."

[themasterofwhat-archive-blog]

thedoctorsmaster replied to your post:i don’t know if y’all have ever had s’mores pop...

and now i’m hungry for them

[attempts to shove some through the computer screen to you]

[arkytiorthebadwolf]

[WHISPERS IN EAR] I WANT TO DO THE DIRTIEST THINGS TO YOU. {PASS ON TO THE FIRST 10 BLOGS ON YOUR DASH AND SEE THEIR REACTION}(IF YOU LIKE AND HAVEN'T ALREADY HAD THIS FROM ME RECENTLY ;D)

Backpedaling away from the unfamiliar woman, Rose looks at her in shock.

“You what!!!???” she exclaimed and stared, concerned about the strangers’ mental state.  Normal folk just don’t go around whispering things like that in perfect strangers’ ears!

[calloffyourghxsts]

thedoctorsmaster started following you

"Listeners, there has been some sort of temporal disturbance in town," Cecil intones over the radio, his typically animated voice listless and unenthused. "I cannot tell you anything more about it, because - not that - I just don't want to talk about science today," he sighs loudly, sounding outright mournful. "Anyway, it was probably caused by alien visitors crash landing in our small town again. If you see any alien visitors, surrender peacefully and volunteer yourself for elective lobotomy to spare yourself the pain of emotions, or arrest the aliens and take them to the Sheriff's Secret Police Station. Just forget - don't kill them. Vigilante justice is still both legal and encouraged, but murder is outlawed. I repeat, murder is outlawed."

[guardianofthetheater-blog]

♥ (I don't know if this is her trying to be seductive as it is her crawling into his bed, and demanding attention but whatever~)

—♣ “You truly must have missed me, darling. You seem to have found the bed rather quickly.” Siren mused, moving over so she would have more room to lay beside him. “Come here, you fit perfectly here in my arms, as always.”

[themasterofwhat-archive-blog]

[WHISPERS IN EAR] I WANT TO DO THE DIRTIEST THINGS TO YOU. {PASS ON TO THE FIRST 10 BLOGS ON YOUR DASH AND SEE THEIR REACTION}(IF YOU LIKE AND HAVEN'T ALREADY HAD THIS FROM ME RECENTLY ;D)

[She is covered in her own blood and a weird blue-black fluid, dragging an axe behind her and hauling what appears to be the torso of a stuffed toy or puppet in her left hand. Her hair's a mess and she appears to have been hit in the face with a sledgehammer by the state of it.]

I really don't have time for this.

[guardianofthelibrary]

thedoctorsmaster replied to your post:'Penny for your thoughts, luv?'

-Oi, don’t get sappy on me. I just - loosed him up, is all.

"No... You woke emotions in him." Reader chuckled, "You made him feel... Even after just meeting you--he realizing he wanted nothing more than to protect you and stay near you. He may call your other form an idiot--but he loves that form just as much as this one. Though, he's partial to this one. Less stupid and more willing to coddle him."

[didyoueverflashythingme-arc-blog]

PART IV.

— The Master; thedoctorsmaster — Hermann Gottlieb; desperatetoberight — Jim Kirk; meantforsomethingbetter — Darcy Lewis; agentdarcy — Princess Zelda; grishildr

[bowtied]

Could you be a sweetheart, and let me borrow a lighter? Or a match. Anything capable of starting a large fire will suffice, I think. My thanks in advance.

Erm--

[pats down his pockets]

I've got, erm--

...those fizzly firecracker sticks.

[guardianofthetheater-blog]

Riddle me this: Can an old dog learn new tricks?

--♣ Siren knew that voice--and it was enough to cause him to snap out of his daze immediately. The only part missing was the body to go with the words. But, so many times of believing to have heard her only to turn and see nothing lead to hesitation in him. And just like all the other times, Siren gave into his temptation. His head turned back to feel a shuddered sigh of relief escape him.      For once, the image was real, he wasn't losing his mind. "That all depends, Detective, which of us are you referring to as an old dog? Neither of us really fit the general description of one, after all." He chuckled, smiling over at her. The temptation just to pull her in close and kiss her was almost overwhelming--almost.      "Is your trick vanishing and appearing randomly now, darling...? I don't know if I can do another round of you being gone. I might just have to latch myself onto you and go with you next time..."

[themasterofwhat-archive-blog]

WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE ONE OF OUR MUSES HOARD CATS

hey remember that time i said we need cats anonymous and it was just going to be seven versions of the master i think i was right

[guardianofthelibrary]

'Penny for your thoughts, luv?'

Send "Penny for your thoughts?" for what my character first thinks about when they see your character.

"Thank you--for taking care of Siren. Never thought I would see him feel emotions or love someone as much as he loves you. You really did change him for the better..."

[thetwodegrees-blog]

Time Crash // thedoctorsmaster & thetwodegrees // closed

Where were they going?

The Doctor was spinning around throwing levers pressing buttons all the while the Master was correcting his mistakes.

"It appears we've passed into a different dimension, my dear."

"*hic* Whatever.." The Doctor stumbled and caught himself on the landing.

"Perhaps, my dear Doctor, *I* should pilot her for a while. You sit there and focus on metabolising all of that mulled wine."

That banquet hadn't gone great for him, it seemed.

He pulls the TARDIS into ambient time. "Where are the shields?" He looks confused then the TARDIS gives a terrific lurch. "Oh, that's not going to be good."

After it seems to level off he looks around. The desktop theme had changed, it was no longer the dark, towering, stairwell theme.

He sees someone else. "Who," oh, this person is certainly a disappointment, "are you?"

[guardianofthesafe]

thedoctorsmaster

talesofthedormouse

talk-to-tennant

007s-quartermaster hohohogeronimo

"Fantastic..." Keeper just sighed, "Brilliant. Really. I just wanted to be social today. Exactly why I put on my prize-winning smile. I guess you're all welcome. Sort of. Where did you come from...?"