#the-lemonisinplay

[deviltownresident]

LGBTQ+, simp, casually talks about murder, shitposter

Heavy on the simp

you got me there

[veradragonjedi]

Wip Wednesday with no rules, huh??

The next chapter of BBB is being slowly written, but I thought I'd share a piece of chapter 23 instead ;)

Feel like disappearing...

Luke gritted his teeth as he pulled his hand from the bin, rereading the writing several times before pulling it back toward him.

The station was empty now and the lights were dimming slowly. Hovercabs were taking the last few stragglers to their respective destinations, and the conductors were stepping off, greeting their night shift replacements with waves and jokes.

Lifting his veil just over his nose, in one swift motion, Luke brought the ticket upward and tore the number with his teeth before tucking it into the folds of his right glove and throwing the other half into the bin.

Now that the station was empty, and the only sound was the hissing of gas escaping the joints of the drifting carriages, Luke finally felt alone. The buzz of the electric lights fizzed and cracked before powering on, preparing for evening to fall.

That loneliness began feeling like isolation; the stench of societal expectations exuded from the train and ground, and two of the few remaining hovercabs lifted from their lots.

Luke sighed inward, coughing slightly at the steam and smoke, before he made it to the last.

He knocked on the window, and the door opened.

"Where you headed?"

The driver, a Rodian with green skin and eyes the colour of twilight skies, splattered with stars, started the engine of the vehicle, and Luke slid thirty credits to him from behind.

"Cantham House."

"Ohh, luxurious." The Rodian slipped the credits into his pocket and Luke leant back into the worn seat in order to gaze into the empty, grey sky.

"Where are the stars?" Luke sighed, and the Rodian didn't act as though he'd heard him.

Where are the stars?

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[deviltownresident]

@the-lemonisinplay Debbie.

This is what an evil boop looks like.

[deviltownresident]

picrew chain!!

found this^^ cute picrew and decided to make a chain

please tag friends so I can spread @elena-illustration's cool art

I'm tagging @veradragonjedi @the-lemonisinplay @distinguished-coffee-grounds @thekittyburger @terrydoestransitions @felipe-kuso and anyone else I missed!

[deviltownresident]

I don’t know you but tell me more

ohohohohoho you have no idea how long i have wanted to rant about duolingo. where to start... probably texts i once sent about it to @the-lemonisinplay

"my dad knows duolingo doesn't help but he still uses it, he's obsessed with the leagues, my mother doesn't care but she thinks it helps her skills, it does not. i want to start a chatroom of people who hate duolingo bc I can't be the only one. you know what I hate? duolingo. more specifically, other people doing duolingo. and practically shouting into their phones in a language I don't understand. and the phrase 'I have to do duolingo'. no. it's not true, you don't have to do it. you picked it up for fun and now you're getting brainwashed into doing useless activities each day instead of what? instead of people actually enjoying being in your presence. get a life. every single day. do you want to do X thing? no. you have a fucking fictional owl cartoon to spend time with. you know what else you have to spend time with? other people. my dad does duolingo twice a day, sessions of about 20 minutes? they're trying to learn Dutch atm, and it's not even helping. they're not learning anything new. they're just obsessed with staying in the right league. but the thing is they know duolingo isn't helpful and they hate it most of the time but they're still obsessed. let the world feel my wrath at the scary owl app."

i think that pretty much sums it up. i know a lot of that is about my parents but i feel like this must have happened to lots of people- it's a real problem how companies try to sell their product by giving people a false sense of accomplishment by endorsing it. and yeah, maybe i have a vendetta specifically against this stupid app, but i'm not the only one who critiques its ability to actually teach languages - anyone who's been on it for more than five minutes will know that most of the vocabulary it teaches you is bogus - ie, sentences like one my mum had, "my snail can't eat salt" - and that it's completely ineffective for teaching grammatical rules. you need a proper teacher, or at least a human fucking being to teach you that, not a corporation out there purely to scam you for your time (don't get me started on duolingo plus)

anyway. sorry this is literal months late it's been in my drafts for forever. if you made it this far... well done and i'm slightly in love with you.

[deviltownresident]

i feel like i'm bring treated like a child. people say they're going leave me alone for a few minutes, i get upset, they console me with red dwarf merch so i have something to do while they're gone, and it shouldn't work but it DOES. five minutes later they come back and i'm still fully absorbed. this is embarrassing.

@the-lemonisinplay screw you <3

[deviltownresident]

@the-lemonisinplay

[deviltownresident]

Is your boyfriend the best person ever uwu 🥺

@the-lemonisinplay be quiet <3

[trensu]

@lemonisinplay continues to bless me with her BRILLIANT thoughts on Jon's Creeping Terror Fun Fact Corner! if i'd known this was gonna become a Thing, i'd have given it a shorter name lololol. She cheerfully pointed out that these kids shows sometimes have an activity section where you can make arts and crafts right in your own home! And who better to lead an arts and crafts segment than the woman who made an accurate map of the distortion?

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[Scene opens to a dim room. at the center of the shot, a large table covered in files, books, and scattered sheets of paper. An old woman sits in a chair that should dwarf her but seems instead too small to fit her stern expression and perfect posture. Jon stands next to her, eyes flickering from one messily shuffled file to another. His hands are fidgeting, as if he's restraining himself from righting the nearest precarious pile of books. The corner of his mouth flinches down into a scowl before forcing a very false grin]

Jon: It's time for everyone's favorite segment, Get Crafty with Gertrude! Pay close attention, children, so you can tell me what you learned from Gertrude later!

[He stomps off set, muttering something about organization and the value of a clean work space, and for god's sake isn't there a sensible reference system she could be using?? Gertrude's expression does not change but there is a vague air of amusement for a split second before her stern gaze turns back to the camera.]

Gertrude: welcome once again children. do you ever feel like you're being watched? Perhaps you are playing with your toys and you notice out of the corner of your eye the character on the cover of your favorite story book are staring straight at you? Or perhaps you're in your living room with all the family photos on the wall and the eyes of the people you love seem to follow you around the room no matter where you go? But of course, you say to yourself, it's just a book, a photo; it's a coincidence, a trick of the light, that makes you think that

[a quiet ominous pause. the lighting seems to change, throwing her features in stark contrast.]

Gertrude, voice low: This is untrue. Do not lie to yourself. Lies can get you killed. Remember, they are always watching.

[another pause, heavy and thick. then the lighting brightens somewhat. gertrude's features no longer carry the threatening aura displayed moments ago.]

Gertrude: But we can fix that! for today's activity, you'll need a cutting mat, an x-acto knife, and very steady hands [she chuckles]. Pick out a book or picture that has eyes on it. We are going to learn how to remove them so they won't see what you do when you think no one is watching.

[Gertrude pulls out a photo to demonstrate. It features a man with a patronizing smile and eyes that don't quite mesh with the rest of his face. The camera zooms in to focus on her hands as she positions the photo on the cutting mat]

Gertrude, whipping out a knife: Now, you must be sure your knife is as sharp as possible so that--

[an interruption off scene. it sounds like martin but the insistent whispers are hard to make out. Gertrude seems to hear them fine and frowns.]

Gertrude: That's not practical. Adults are not always around and getting rid of all-seeing eyes is significantly more urgent.

[the insistent whispers continue. Gertrude's frown turns into a scowl to rival Jon's.]

Gertrude: If the children can't handle an x-acto knife on their own, they will likely not survive one of the entities and this segment won't matter.

[the whispers get sharp and rise in pitch. Gertrude glares for a moment before heaving a very put-upon sigh.]

Gertrude: For legal reasons, I must ask that you only do this when you have a parent or trusted adult nearby to supervise. I suppose as long as you're within hearing distance, it's fine. if you cut off a finger, they'll be able to hear you scream and come to your aid. although I hardly think losing a pinky is cause for that much concern so long as you staunch the bleeding.

[A muffled shout of frustration is heard. "You completely invalidated the statement!! Safety is important, why does no one understand that safety is important??" It is definitely Martin.]

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Bonus behind the scenes content

[Jon and Gertrude are arguing vehemently about how to best keep an archive neat. Gertrude maintains an aloof air while Jon steadily gets louder and more irate.

[One of the studio's alley cats roams in and both Gertrude and Jon stop their conversation to simultaneously attempt to pet the cat. Jon throws a surprised glance at Gertrude, who remains cool and collected even as she strokes the cat.]

Jon, shyly: ...you like cats? [his gaze is firmly on the gray tabby as he rubs his knuckles under the cat's chin]

Gertrude, matter of factly: Yes. I heard you Beheld some delinquents who were harassing the Commodore here.

Jon: I did. The Commodore and the others don't deserve that sort of treatment. They've done nothing wrong ever in their lives.

Gertrude: yes, i Know. That's why i love them. I can excuse killing archival assistants but I draw the line at hurting the cats.

Jon, enthused: Yes, cats really are amazing creatures and--wait. you can excuse killing archival assistants??

[the tension ratchets back up. the Commodore senses this and stalks out as jon and gertrude have a stare down, still crouched where they had been petting the cat. Glowing green eyes suddenly blink open to halo Jon's head. Gertrude's own eyes narrow, mouth a firm line.]

Jon, voice deep with power: Ceaseless Watcher, see this unworthy servant--

Gertrude, voice like granite: Young man, don't you dare--

[The compulsion in her words makes Jon stutter but does not stop him. The room starts to tremble beneath the pressure of the sudden power spike between the two avatars]

Stagehand 1: *expletive* not again. we just rebuilt the set!

Stagehand 2: Someone get Martin in here now. And bring Gerry's book!

Stagehand 1: And maybe one of the cats.

[Several members of the team scurry to carry out orders, panic clear on their faces. The last thing we see is Martin skidding into the scene, hurriedly reading from a tome and a ghostly outline starting to emanate from it. Scene cuts to black.]

[deviltownresident]

@the-lemonisinplay your mind, probably

No you don't get it, I'm a Good Person. You don't understand. I'm a Good Person which makes it okay for me to think violently about the Enemy, who is Bad Person. I'm commenting "you should be violently murdered" because I'm Good Person and you're Bad Person. You think saying that to someone is fucked up?? You should be violently murdered, you're probably Bad Person anyway

[trensu]

Please excuse the horrible lighting. I took pics in two different places and the lighting still looked awful. Instead you should focus on these AMAZING COOKIES MY FRIEND MADE ME!!

See, @lemonisinplay TRICKED ME into listening to the Magnus Archives which proceeded to TRAUMATIZE me both MENTALLY and EMOTIONALLY. So i demanded compensation in the form of cookies bc she's the best cookie artist in the world!!!! Do cookie artists have a title?? Idk idk but she's amazing and definitely deserves a proper title

Anyway, yes, she made me Beholding cookies in the shape of my initial. Not only were they STUNNING to look at, they were DELICIOUS too! definitely made up for all the pain she made me endure (Mostly. As long as I don't dwell on canon too much lol)

[trensu]

Jon's Creeping Terror Fun Fact Corner!

You know how Cecil has his Fun Fact Science Corner segment on his radio show? Well, Jon has his own show produced by The Magnus Studio. It's an educational kids show all about the Entities of Fear!! It's a very specific kind of kids show. You know the ones. Those kids shows that children are absolutely mad for but any adult in their vicinity is left deeply unsettled by them? Yep. On the surface, the show seems fine but if any adult dwells on the content for more than five minutes, they are left feeling very very unnerved, especially since the host, one Jonathan Sims, seems more than a little unhinged half the time.

The show is so popular it gets almost 15 whole episodes! (It gets cancelled at 14 bc at that point it had received far too many retrospective complaints from parents to continue any further). Sometimes, the episodes even have special guests!! Although it got cancelled, you can obviously still find it on the internet if you know where to look. There's even compilations of all the show's best Unhinged moments.

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The Vast Episode

Jon: Today's episode is about the Vast! And to tell us more about it we have Simon Fairchild visiting us. Kids, if you ever see this man in person, please run very far in the opposite direction.

Simon: Thank you for that warm introduction, Jon. Now children, who here likes ROLLER COASTERS?

Jon: And that's it for our special guest [proceeds to literally kick an old man until he's off screen] Do not trust this man and please be careful when going on roller coasters in the future.

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The Lonely Episode

Jon, reading from the teleprompter: We have an expert of the Lonely with us, Mr. Peter Lu--what? No!! Why's he here? Get him off my set! What do you mean no? I don't care how much funding he gives the studio!! He tried to take Martin away!

[scene cuts off and starts back up with Martin sitting next to Jon, looking particularly sweet and cuddly in a knitted jumper]

Jon: Here we have m-my Martin, I-I mean my ASSISTANT Martin Blackwood. Say hi to Mr. Blackwood, children.

[Jon is a twitchy mess and cannot even look at Martin's direction. Martin looks flushed]

Martin: Er, yes, h-hello.

Jon: Martin has experience [this is hissed with all the venom he can muster] with the Lonely. He's going to teach us the best way to avoid that evil, conniving bast--

Martin, hastily cuts in: Yes, well! Kids, who do you have in your life that you love? It can be anyone! Your siblings, your pets, your friends! Anyone at all!

[at the edge of the set, just barely visible, Peter can be seen crammed into a cage gleefully guarded by Daisy]

(it's during this episode Jon finds out that he's not allowed to use naughty words on the show. All the stuff with the murder and the skinning and the worms and such is fine! Just no cussing. Jon is befuddled and aghast. This is why Hopworth was not allowed as a guest; he's a very swear-y man)

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The Corruption Episode

[Jon is seen clutching a jar of ashes throughout the entire episode with absolutely no explanation as to what it is or why it's there]

Jon, gesturing manically: and that's why it's important to see a doctor when you're sick and have an exterminator on speed dial.

[Martin comes onto the scene with a worried look on his face. The screen goes to black for a moment, then reappears with Jon still clutching his jar but looking significantly calmer. He smiles at the camera and it almost looks normal]

Jon: To finish the episode, can you demonstrate the proper handwashing technique we taught you at the start? Be sure to tell your parents what you've learned about infection control and have them show you where the CO2 is kept in your home!

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The Hunt Episode

Jon, earnestly happy: This is my best friend Daisy! She's going to help us learn about the Hunt. She's one of the bravest people I know.

[Daisy turns away to hide a shy smile before clearing her throat and starting in on a rehearsed lecture. The episode ends with her and Jon making the children repeat the "don't listen to the blood, listen to the quiet" mantra and also "all cops are bastards."]

(Basira, in post production: ...yeah, that's fair.)

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The Flesh Episode

Parents are horrified when they hear their children singing "you are what you eat, meat is meat!" whenever they play after that episode airs.

(Martin: Just to be clear, we're encouraging cannibalism??

Jon: no! ...maybe? i don't know, Martin, they told me it tested well with the focus group children

Martin: yes, okay, but WHY did you come up with that jingle?

Jon: Don't look at me like that, I'm not crazy, Martin! I wouldn't just eat a person. But, well, if someone asked me to eat them like, after they died, I wouldn't necessarily say no...?

This conversation was recorded and leaked somehow. And that's how Actual Cannibal Jon Sims became a trending meme. He has to do a PR statement confirming that he "has never knowingly eaten a person" and that that was "a completely hypothetical discussion." This convinces as many people as you think it would.)

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The Stranger Episode

Nikola: I don't much like children. Not enough skin on them to do anything really fun.

Jon: Why are you--how did you even get in?? S-Security! Someone come get her out of--

Nikola: oh, but I have information for the little ones! [she pulls out a basket of high-end skincare products and looks directly into the camera with her featureless face] These are the lotions that are best for Archivist flesh but I'm sure they work for the kiddies as well! You all want to grow up to have lots of beautiful skin don't you? Here, let me show you how to use them! [attempt to lotion Jon]

Jon: [flinches away] Security! O-or Daisy. DAISY!

[growling is heard and we get a flash of a wolfish Daisy body-slamming Nikola to the ground. The rest of the episode has Tim shoving Jon off screen and going on a rant about circuses and how to best explode them. This becomes one of their most popular episode amongst the children]

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Breekon and Hope show up occasionally in the background of various episodes and become something like an Easter egg for fans of the show.

Anyway, I love the idea of kids adoring socially awkward, neurotic mess of a man Jonathan Sims. Jon is completely confounded by his popularity but also, he's glad of it bc that means the children will be more prepared if they ever encounter any of the Entities (most parents think it's all fiction, except for the ones who've had Encounters with one of the entities; Jon ends up with a sort of underground cult following comprised of survivors of fear encounters)

I blame @lemonisinplay (and Jonny Sims) for the entirety of this post, tbh. She came up with the name and half the stuff here XD

[trensu]

Masterpost: Jon's Creeping Terror Fun Fact Corner

I have decided to collect all parts of this little make-believe terrifying kids show in one post bc sometimes i can be organized! So here we have it, Jon the Kid-Approved, Parent-Hated show host of nightmares!! A big thanks to @lemonisinplay for enabling me with her frankly genius ideas :D

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The Original Post - featuring the Vast (Simon Fairchild), the Lonely (Peter Lukas), the Corruption (no guest appearance bc the corruption is a big NOPE), the Hunt (Daisy Tonner), the Flesh (no guest appearance bc Jared Hopworth is not suitable for children), and the Stranger (no guest appearance bc Nikola technically wasn't invited and yet she's here anyway)!

The Desolation Episode - aka, book burning is a fun activity for all ages!

Tim Stoker, PR Extraordinaire - Tim loves his job, actually

The Terminus Episode - Oliver Banks is too hot (hot damn). And unfortunately not great with children

The Beholding Episode - aka everyone hates Elias bc who likes their boss, really?

Special Segment: Get Crafty with Gertrude! - Good Old Gertie out there protecting children...with knives

The Great Leitner Burning Fundraiser - in which we once again promote book burning!

Gerry-Ghost Gets Fanmail - what it says on the tin.

[trensu]

The End episode: Oliver Banks shows up as a guest. The camera pans over to Martin, who is glaring daggers at Oliver.

The Terminus Episode

Jon: This gentleman is Oliver Banks. Say hello, kids! So Mr. Banks--

Oliver, being unfairly handsome: Jon, please. Call me Oliver.

Jon, flusters: ah, y-yes. Er, Oliver, as an Avatar of Terminus, i understand you get portentous dreams? That seems interesting!

Oliver: Not as much as you would think. Mostly I dream of people being dead. [shrugs] They don't do much once they're dead.

[One of the kids in the audience raises their hand. Jon catches the kid's eye and gestures at him]

Jon: You have a question for Mr. Banks?

Child 1: Yes! Mr. Banks, when do people die?

Oliver: [smiles serenely at the child] For most people, it's a mystery. Some die when they're very old, some very young. Some of you will die in beds or cars or at your desks as depressed office workers. It could happen at any time.

Child 2: But I don't want to die soon!

Oliver: Death is a natural progression of life as much as birth. [he looks at Child 2 and gives them a comforting smile.] Try not to let the ending take away from the time remaining. You have many years ahead of you.

[Oliver looks back at Child 1 and pauses awkwardly.]

Oliver: You, not so much. You may want to get your affairs in order.

[Oliver tries to smile away the uncomfortable moment as Child 1 bursts into sobs. It doesn't work. Martin is seen stomping into the scene and manhandles Oliver off the set as Jon tries to calm the audience. The episode ends abruptly.]

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(Martin, looming over Oliver: You can't just tell children they're going to die!!

[Oliver shuffles back halfway behind Jon, who's looking Tired. His hand twists on Jon's sleeve. Martin's scowl deepens.]

Jon: To be fair, we tell them things out there want to kill them all the time

Oliver: Er, yeah, how's this any different?

Martin, shrill: IT'S VERY DIFFERENT!! HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL HOW VERY DIFFERENT IT IS? [he yanks Oliver off of Jon] And quit touching Jon!! He doesn't like it!!! You've been doing it this whole time!! STOP.

[Oliver looks at Jon, who nods awkwardly. Oliver nods amicably back and disentangles himself from Martin's grip. There's a good space between him and the other two men now.]

Martin: Your disregard for personal boundaries and, and the sensibilities of children is--it's despicable! You're banned! You're not allowed back on set. Ever!

Jon: Martin? That seems a little--are you okay? I mean, he didn't know and you're not normally so--

Martin, fuming: I'M FINE!

Jon:...right, okay. Well, Oliver, thank you for being here today.

[Oliver eyes Martin cautiously before reaching out to shake Jon's hand. He stops halfway and sticks his hands in his pockets instead. Jon gives him a small relieved smile.]

Oliver: Thank you for having me. Are we still on for drinks later? I promise I'll keep my hands to myself.

Jon: Y-yes, of course

[Jon walks him out. Martin is heard choking out "Drinks?!" as they leave. He repeats the question when Jon returns.]

Jon, shrugs shyly: Georgie says I should make more friends and...and he was nice to me. Wasn't he? Or at least he's not tried to kill me. And he smiles a lot. Like you do. So I thought--

[Martin visibly deflates the longer Jon rambles nervously. He looks at Jon with a mix of sadness and fondness and just a hint of lingering irritation. He sighs, cutting off Jon.]

Martin: No, you're right. I just--it's fine. I'm sure he'll make a good friend [Martin blushes when Jon beams at him]

Tim, gleefully in the background: We're gonna get so much hate-mail for this episode.)

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Thanks to @lemonisinplay for coming up with half of this installment. You have the BEST sense of humor XD

[trensu]

Tagged by @theuntamednarrator Thanks friend :)

relationship status: single

favourite colour: PURPLE OF ALL SORTS

three favourite foods: My mom’s pozole, my stepdad’s chili, (both of these foods give me terrible heartburn but it’s WORTH IT) and...i’m drawing a complete blank for a third food, omg, i’m stuck on thinking about pozole and chili, i haven’t had either in SO LONG

song stuck in my head: our boy jack, by the mechanisms

last song i listened to: gunpowder tim vs the moon kaiser by the mechanisms

last thing i googled: i’m job hunting, trust me when i say my google search history is hecking dull right now

time: 11:45pm I SHOULD BE SLEEPING

dream trip: NYC, domestically, and Australia internationally (you have three guess as to why TB and the first two don’t count XD )

anything i really want: i have completely forgotten everything i have ever wanted in my life right now -_-; I’m really stuck on the Magnus Archives atm so, like, maybe TMA merch?? (i’m so tired, my brain is NOT functioning at optimal levels right now)

tagging: @lemonisinplay, @absolutelynogravitaswhatsoever, @bookbutterflies, @hildahuffle

[trensu]

[tagged by @mylastbraincql! thanks for the tag, i like these games :) ]

Rules: Answer 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you wanna know better

1. Name: ahaha, so this is a tricky one. my sister and i are named after flowers because  my mom loves plants so like, i want to keep that name but i also don’t really want to use it...? idk, i’m still working out what my nb-ness is gonna be like. I’ve been thinking about going by Diego, tho, just to try it out

2. Nickname: don’t really have one; i generally go by my handle when i’m online, if that counts?

3. Zodiac sign: virgo

4. Height: 5′4″ 

5. Languages: english, spanish, i took a course in ASL and a non-credit course in german but i don’t really remember much from either. i’d love to learn more!

6. Nationality: ‘murrican (also leaving this in bc it made me laugh :D)

7. Favourite season: anything but winter (seasonal depression is awful, ugh)

8. Favourite flower: not much of a flower person tbh. i like purple flowers and orange flowers.

9. Favourite scent: hmmm, i like cinnamon scented things, and lemon scented things!

10. Favourite colour:  PURPLE!!! ALL THE PURPLE! but i like blue and red and green too

11. Favourite animals: TIGERS! oh, and snakes!!

12. Favourite fictional character: like, which fandom?? because i have at least two faves per fandom and i REFUSE to pit them against each other. I LOVE ALL OF THEM EQUALLY.

13. Coffee, tea or hot chocolate: hot chocolate definitely, with cinnamon!

14. Average hours of sleep: ooooh boy, i have to keep a strict handle on my sleep hours bc i worked nights for 4 years and it REALLY screwed up my sleep habits once i switched back to days. i have to get minimum 7 hours of sleep, especially once the seasonal depression kicks in.

15. Dog or cat: CATS!!! i have a cat. she’s my baby even though she turns 12yo this year.

16. Number of blankets you sleep with: well, i have a weighted blanket and a quilt, so two i guess?

17. Dream trip: wow, this is going to sound really boring, but i don’t really have one? I mean, going on a trip anywhere would be fun! i have no strong preference. oh, but i guess it’d be nice to go to Mexico and visit family there. i haven’t been since i was like, 12 or smth.

18. Blog established: 2011, i think. maybe 2010?

19. Followers: 674 but i’m pretty sure at least 75% of those are pornbots/spambots lol.

20. Random fact: i thought up of a real good one earlier and i’ve completely forgotten it now :( ummmmm...oh! i got one, i’ve been working on an x-men quilt! for like, the last 3 years bc i keep not actually working on it lol. I WILL GET IT DONE EVENTUALLY! BEFORE I DIE! PROBABLY!!

tagging: @theoldwalkingsong, @absolutelynogravitaswhatsoever, @morinover, @turtletotem, @lemonisinplay, @bookbutterflies, @theuntamednarrator (i know you’ve been tagged already, but i’m tagging you anyway lol) and really anyone else who wants to play!