#the streets aren't filled with pastry shops and macaron displays and Martine busting out la vie en rose on the accordion | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

gender-euphowrya · 2 years

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yt american girls stop going to paris to make tiktoks of yourself wearing giant versaillescore beauty and the god damn beast bows and flower dresses pretending your name is jeannette and you're but a baker's daughter in a quaint little town by a river that always smells of lavender you look like fucking bozos

#paris smells of shit and everyone wears denim all year round and if you say hello to a guy named claude he'll spit and steal your watch #this isn't a mime this is a drunk guy about to pass out #the streets aren't filled with pastry shops and macaron displays and Martine busting out la vie en rose on the accordion #they're banks. they're all banks it's just banks and real estate agencies #your name is staceigh your favorite food is hot cheetos mac n cheese your dad's a registered republican #get yourself together

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