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Zhou Jingxu Needs To Top Xu Si: An Agenda
Zhou Jingxu is a rich man frustrated by impotence who decides to solve his problems by force.
Xu Si is a man hyper focused on his work and taking what he wants regardless of the feelings of those around him.
They’re both awful misogynists and they should have “Business Relations” about it spare everyone else.
#gong jun#xu feng#my bad gifs#rising with the wind#the strange man in my room#the strange man in my home#my weird boyfriend#xu si#zhou jinxu#junfeng cinematic universe
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Curious, how much Spidey merchandise do you own?
i'm really normal about spider-man and have a completely normal amount of spider-man merchandise.
#i do not presently have 12 peter parker funko pops not including peter parker affiliated characters that i also do not own.#sci speaks#i swear.#i also definitely do not have two giant spider-man plushes. one that i sleep with at night and one that hangs from the corner of my ceiling#protecting me while i sleep. i definitely do not have that. it would be weird. and i am normal. i am normal about spider-man.#i do not have those items nor any other strange spider-man items that may strike anyone as unusual. for i am normal.#anyone who has seen my room can tell you how normal i am.
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just came off my shift as an election judge and I honestly think we should make people do this. I support abolishing the draft, and I even think that jury duty can get complicated, but everyone in the country should be forced to learn about election procedure, then have to sit around for 14 hours and practice being customer service for democracy. I think that would fix us.
#is it fascinating scintillating work that will set you on fire for political discourse? no.#in my experience it is mostly making amiable conversation with elderly citizens#and occasionally complimenting people's penmanship#are some people....strange? absolutely yes.#and I heard even WEIRDER stories from my colleagues who were pollworkers before.#not even about the voters; about other pollworkers!#but I spent 14 hours (and some change) in a too-hot room half falling apart; I set up voting booths and counted colored tags#and was polite to everyone even the people who didn't talk or needed detailed explanations of every step.#I feel like it's victory enough.#anyway. enough on this subject! onto other things.#............................................at least until november when I'll do it again.#man's unending search for freedom
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Vanessa, nightguard, standing flashlight in hand, staring at the thing caught in the lights beam vs Michael, resident zombie, failing miserably at trying to smuggle bags of popcorn down into his hideout in the basement
#sometimes I just wonder about all the strange shit she’s seen going on around there#‘but how can a zombie eat popcorn’#idk man either his stomach partially grew back or he’s just faking it until he hopefully makes it#but fr what was with the sister location room in the plex#it keeps me up at night#fnaf vanessa#michael afton#five nights at freddy's#fnaf#my hcs
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I LOVE this screenshot because it embodies the conversation Dream William and Chloe have about fire in Episode 2: "Don't pretend you're not mesmerized, too. You're so drawn to it, you don't even realize the danger. Fire blinds us, just like darkness. But darkness blinds with absence. With loss." Chloe: "What does fire blind with?" William: "Beauty."
If you look in the back of the screenshot above you can see that Rachel is literally standing in darkness until she lights the fire. But that's literally. Metaphorically, she is standing in the loss of trust in her Father. She is being blinded by the pain she feels toward his actions and how they have irrevocably changed the way she feels toward him.
That's why she initially light's up the photo of him and her on the mountain, and let's it burn away in a controlled flame.
But Rachel is someone who is drawn to beauty, not absence. That's why she so badly wants to escape Arcadia Bay and find what more lies out there. Because she craves light and passion, not something dark and still.
That craving is what I believe lead her to kicking over the trash can and turning a controlled flame into a raging blaze. She would rather be blinded by fire than darkness. Or in other more metaphorical yet probably more accurate words, she'd rather be blinded by beauty than absence, even if that beautiful light is just as a smokescreen hiding a dark night behind it.
#Every time I talk about Rachel Amber I have to do a few laps around my room because man is she easily the most#interesting person in the LIS franchise#life is strange#lis#rachel amber#before the storm
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'I wont cry for you, I wont crucify the things you do. I wont cry for you, see, when you're gone, I'll still be BLOODY MARY'
#cw blood#SUUUPER SCUFFED LIL WIP THATS BEEN RRRROTTING IN MY FOLDER. OUT!! GET OUT!!!#its almos 2 am and imm gettin high as hrothgar. spruced this up within an hour so i could be shared n eaten#its SUPPOsed to be part ofa bigger doodly page so ofc theres the chance this changes between now n then#fuuuuck shoulda made her dress sparkly. fuckit ill fix it laterrrrr. i havnt posted art in YWEARRS i needed to post something#also i uh. well you see i started losing followers on twitter bc im sooo inactive and i KNOW that shouldnt matter like it should be whateve#but. you see. i lkike when number go up and when it go down i get MMMADDD.we all get our dopamine from somewhere#ANYWAY so i actually havnt touched the suckening in so long. been workin on oc stuff.BUT WELL. ARTHUR AND MARY. STILL MAKE ME WEEP#THEYRE SO CUTE N TRAGIC...whadda fuck is it with grizzly n charlie characters being so in love and so doomed#kian and becky then arthur and his various exes like CMAHn.stop doing this to me#from what i remember of the episode.she seemed so.tired.disconnected.like she had been wandering a dream#and yet she seemed so positive.reasonably concerned and yet.content.she warmed up to arthur as soon as she recognized him#she speaks so gently and so sweetly and she keeps the conversation so light.even though shes dead and shes gone and she#is doomed to wander an odd limbo for the rest of time.and yet she seemed so at peace.i can see why arthur liked her.what happened?#what caused them to separate?arthur seems so jaded and so tired.marys company seems like such a gentle place to rest.#how did he squander such a blessing?was it a blessing?OHH what i would give to crack open their minds and peer inside.#yknow wat im runnign out of room i think so ill add a last thought here at the bottom of my tags. I AM MORE CORRECT ABT ARHTURS UGLY LOOK#I WANT THAT MAN TO BE BEASTLY AND GROSS AND STRANGE AND SCARY AND EEWWW I SEE THINGS SQUIRMING IN THE DARK.ther are bugs#LETTING HIM HAVE HOT HOT ABBS AND STUFF WAS A COP OUUTTTT LET HIS WHOLE FORM BE DISTORTED OR UR NOT A FUCKING 0 APPEARANCE BITCH#THE BONES SHIFTED BENEATH AS IF TRYING TO HATCH. MANY OTHER THINGS HATCHED ASWELL. THE DEAD IMMORTAL FLESH SOURED#TOO GRAND TO ROT BUT TOO CORRUPTED TO KEEP CLASSIC FORM. MMMONSTER MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER#oka y im not going to bed but im gonna go. uh. do miore drugs or something. maybe ill work on more jrwi stuff. or oc stuff.#i hope ur day goes swimmingly thankyou for reading my tags i love you so so so so so much
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random thought but i love the idea of Herobrine being less of an explicitly evil character and more of a weird cryptid thing that exists by accident and can only be perceived at long FOV distances by humans, forever being sort of isolated from the rest of them to only be seen partially obscured by the fog. he physically exists, but can only be perceived as though he were a ghost. he's very curious about other humans, watching over them as they traverse the world, but he means no harm. this can often look like stalking behaviour which can freak other humans out and make him seem menacing or off putting. scrambled throughout the world are legends and scriptures written about this mysterious being that make him out to be terrifying and threatening. warnings, spells and summoning rituals are seen scratched across the walls of ancient catacombs and ruined civilisations. locked inside dusty chests are torn and withered parchments scribbled with illustrations that depict him to be some sort of monstrous eldritch creature, perhaps mistaking something more terrifying for the legends of the strange man all should beware that have persisted for centuries. others depict him more as a silent, stalking shadowed figure, lurking behind trees and mountains with unknown intentions.
the only reason he exists is because of a strange bug that causes a duplicate of the main player to generate along with the world, and no matter how many times the developers of Minecraft try to remove him, he always quietly comes back somehow, implying that the rules of the game they created has developed into its own ecosystem that is slowly developing its own independence separate from the game, and that Herobrine is an integral part of it. he might possibly be a remnant of an ancient experiment or society that has long since disappeared, but for whatever reason, Herobrine still persists.
#minecraft#herobrine#headcanon#yes this was slightly spurred by the influx of herobrine minecraft movie wet hands in minor key memes#i don't really see herobrine as evil.... like idk why he would be. he just seems like a weird little dude you might spot in the distant fog#like he doesn't seem dangerous. he's just weird and unsettling#he might be a fallen angel or the ghost of the player's past deaths#he may have infinite power but he doesn't seem evil#to me he gives the same vibes as the mystery man room in undertale#he's not directly threatening. he's just mysterious and corporeal and strange and he might not even be truly real#that's what i like to think anyway#i also love the idea that herobrine exists in a similar way to a character like vannelope from wreck it ralph#like she's a glitch who is not usually accessible in the game and so is herobrine#he's similarly a result of leftover partially corrupted code that could never be fully removed and he has become sentient#he roams the lands of the world in complete isolation unable to be perceived by any living being#as any mention of his existence was almost completely wiped from the game and its code. almost.#and as he is sentient he cannot ever be truly removed from the game#herobrine my little cryptid man..... how i love thee
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spideypool fanfic got me looking up funnel webs to better picture the scene i—
what is happening to me
#deadpool#spider-man#spideypool#marvel#ao3 i guess lmao#also spiders r soooo freaky and i always forget and then i Remember and im like y'all are just. strange lil guys#shoutout the spider in the corner of my room rn i'm reading fic about your cousin getting fU—#mj speaks
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"You like the magnus archives?? What kind of merch do you have????"
This is all I got
#I stole a record machine from work and put a bunch of statements on blank cassettes#honestly where I work is pretty much as close as you can get to the achieves anyway#so its pretty accurate#we've got a strange russian man who owns the building#and changes his name every month#a bug infestation we cant shake#HEAVY on the spiders#and also the time I found about 200 dead mealworms in the lobby#for some reason#also the entire job is centered around watching people#watching people react to fear situations#lots of cameras#rooms dedicated to watching people in those cameras#wherever you are theres a camera#and theres an employee dedicated to watching that camera#lets see#its also mainly windowless#time passes there weirdly#you gotta take my word on that one#you like genuinely start to tweek out#every manager there before has quit because of a giant mental breakdown#most employees too#but the breakdown isnt because the work is hard#its because being in that building feels genuinely suffocating#one of my old managers locked herself in a room for a month#then came out bald and quit never to be heard from again#oh and theres a room with dolls hanging from the ceiling#tma podcast#tma#the magnus archives
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Yes But Why Male Models 2.5
Extra gifs from a 2017 show Xu Feng did promoting the drama My Weird Boyfriend
#he brought them water and the women freaked out#so smooth good moves feng ge#he also planks like a boss#i wish he would do a fitness vlog account#the xu feng gaze#xu feng height appreciation post#yes but why male models#i just like watching xu feng walk okay#my bad gifs#xu feng#my weird boyfriend#l watches the strange man in my room#the strange man in my home#the strange man in my room#i dont know what the title is
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Dethvanity is really funny to me conceptually as an episode because you can see how little they had to make the characters insecure about for the bit. They swing for obvious lowblow choices with Pickle' baldness and Nathan's weight and even those require some suspension of disbelief because ok. Sure. Nathan '(said extremely proudly) never skipped a meal in my life!' Explosion is insecure about being a big man now. Nathan *guy who everyone thinks is smoking hot 99% of the time* Explosion is a tiny bit larger than usual and is insecure about it now. Lol. Lmao even.
But anyway then we hit Skwisgaar and Toki and there's like NOTHING to swing for, you can see them going uhhh ok Skwis doesn't sleep he probably drinks a lot of coffee, and Toki? Shit, what does Toki have to be insecure about with his looks. He's perfect, he's adorable, he's ripped. Um. FUCK IT, HE'S DOING NOTHING BUT EATING LEMONS. WE GOT NOTHING, WE GOT NOTHING, JUST GIVE THE BOY CITRUS FRUITS.
WOE 🍋 BE UPON YE
I'm sure i could make some smarter points about the attempts at applying vanity in this ep and how outside of this and a few other moments i do actually like that the show rarely takes pot shots at things like Nathan's weight, but you see Nathan has shirtless scenes in this one and so my intelligence is impeded when all the blood rushes out of my head and into my-
#metalocalypse#jay talkin#I LOVE TOKI'S LEMON EATING CHALLENGE HES ON IN THIS EP. BABY YR STRANGE AND PECULIAR#pickles being insecure abt balding is funny too. my man has chosen a hairstyle that is actively making that worse for himself#buddy if u didnt have whiteguy dreads impromise yr hair wld be healthier. but we love u for yr octopus swag anyway <3#also hi nathan dont listen to the tv listen to me you look great. hi hello. im unsheathing my sword to cut down anyone who makes u feel bad#EVERYBODY IN UNIVERSE IS A COWARD. ITS BIG BOY SEASON. COME GET U ONE#dethvanity isnt in my list of favs i think most its humour is rlly easy lowballs but i find it funny for reasons outside of that#which is namely the show trying to make charavters insecure abt things when they absolutely are not any other time lmao#trying to find things to make skwis and toki insecure abt but theres NOTHING. ITS RLLY FUNNY#listen. putting my hand on everyones shoulder. lets not ignore the elephant in the room this show is uh#OFTEN VERY FATPHOBIC. so its no bastion of rep just cuz it doesnt take all the pot shots it cld at nathans body#it still does take some and theres plently of fatphobia outside of nathans character#but i do like that nathan is a bigger guy and outside of a few eps thats just treated as smth fine! its not remarked on outside of those!#and i think his body is drawn really well and i like that hes permitted to be sexy and to be like. seen with his body out just as much#as like anyone else in the band. like yeah duh nathan explosion is sexy in universe ppl are rocking with this. AS THEY SHOULD BE#idk like i say. not denying the show its fatphobia just saying i like how nathan is treated and portrayed a lot of the time :]
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❗️LIS: DOUBLE EXPOSURE (MILD) SPOILERS ❗️
VINH LANG GANG LEMME HEAR YOU
#Amanda sorry im utterly uninterested. the asian male version of victoria chase just walked in the room#i want to bite him WHO SAID THAT#if i dont get to suck him sloppy im going to kill myself. WHO SAID THAT#my new pookie wookie dookie bear...... my little purse pet man.......... my coworker malewife.......#LIS#Life is Strange: Double Exposure#Vinh Lang#[ RJ ]
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not to be a milennial but harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban really is that bitch....
#mom wanted to rewatch the movies so we've been going thru them <3#talk about a movie thats just like. grief. i turn into the jamie lee curtis halloween trauma supercut#SORRY..... the visuals are peak like that IS the hp vibe to ME and i am BLOWN AWAY this movie was made in 2004 it feels ahead of its time#the first two are so whimsical and magical enrapturing and this movie is like. a well worn cardigan. this feels 2011 cozycore to me#sorry but the introduction of lupin becoming a comforting trusted guardian type of figure AND the dementors representing hollow depression#this 13 yr old whos been kept in the dark on so many things being extra vulnerable prey to them bc of the severe trauma#but getting lessons on how to withstand that creeping dread.. through happy memories... still bonding w lupin increasngly ouagh...#the grief between them both over james and lily. also btw ofc defense against the dark arts being fighting yr fears through laughter. aaaaaa#and then sirius. black. im. i know we meme on the twelve years of it! in azkaban! but as a bitch whos now closer to those characters in age#and can appreciate and understand them obv more than i could when i was. a tween. that just hits like ok shit. VALID#so valid and real to see the child of your friends you knew at that age but who DIED and then see the friend who betrayed them#to see like the best of BOTH of them mirrored and living on in him and be like yknow what???? you WILL be protected frm that same fate#hoooo the briefest moment where harry might hope things will turn out okay. w sirius' name being cleared and peter having to explain himself#and sirius being like hey i get it if you want to stay w your family that is fine but. if you wanna move in w me...#(harry relaying this to hermione later as well. dreaming of a place fr just the two of them somewhere in the countryside#somewhere..... sirius might see the sky..... bc he thinks he would like that after all those years locked up do not even touch me rn.......)#only fr everything to turn to shit two friends fighting w deadly force. the chance to set this right slipping off into the night.#a million dementors descending relentlessly until utter exhaustion and certain death. some strange salvation? fight for a second chance?#but then still havign to say goodbye when they only just GOT this. and everything still being so. god. and lupin having to leave as well.#the thought of sirius also WANTING that guardian type connection but being forced to live in 1. a cave barely living more freely than before#2. then being confined to the stuffy somber abusive home he ran away from as a teen w that portrait still up there and everything.. bitch...#oh man the way i KNOW when we get to ootp (my favourite) its gonna leave me blasted into a million little pieces#the way i know shit like the knowing wink the entirety of the wall tapestry room scene and of course nice one james is gonna DESTROY me..#dont even talk to me abt that dark turn at the end of gof and how everything after gets soooo. god. w everything just getting destroyed and.#i cant even think abt it i cant even talk about it. wah#i dont care btw that they aged those guys up undermining how insanely young these people died. perfect casting fr the remaining marauders ok
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#random personal stuff#my friend stopped by the library and asked if I wanted to go with her to a reception they were having upstairs#and I said yes#but the second I got up there I saw the room full of strange important people and of course I wasn't really invited#and my whole brain went NOPE and I just sort of hid in the stacks outside the door until my friend came back#I haven't had a social anxiety reaction that bad in a while and I'm not sure exactly why it hit that hard this time#every time I think I'm getting better I regress#not competing with my brother anymore! nope the rivalry is retriggered#knowledgeable enough to spot manipulation! nope I get briefly fooled by someone who is reminiscent of That Man#confident enough to socialize with new people! haha that's what you think#and I bail on my friend and make her think I don't want to be around her#it's fine I will be fine but this is ridiculous
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room stuff! im still decluttering tho so i have less n less stuff. rlly no longer interested in my old collection or at least the old disney stuff. keeping SOME of it for sentimental reasons tho ofc<3 i need more wall art tho my walls r Naked mostly
also squeak image , well, shes snoozing
#frank.txt#decluttering is taking so long bc iive been collecting shit since i was young so its hard parting w some stuff#and surprisingly easy to part with other stuff LOL idk im not into a lot of the stuff i was into#i want more spooky things. more Nostalgia Items that i wanted when i was a kid. like emily the strange or begoth dolls n stuff#but begoth dolls r expensive and the emily the strange doll i had when i was a kid is HARD to find now so fhskdhdjd#man that emily the strange doll went thru hell. she was made of a rlly chewy rubber material so i gnawed her arms off bc i was idk 6 or 7#the fewture nirasawa doll i have on my shelf ALSO went thru hell bc i had her since i was 8 but she wasnt chewed on like at all luckily#bc i still have big soft spot fkr that doll#AND the lenore doll i found when i was 9 for like $3 at value village#ANYWAY idk i wanna decorate my room wjth more Spooky Stuff. more wall art n stuff#and jsut have a dedicated raggedy ann corner <3
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kinda killing me to put rubber mats over a carpet for the kitchen..
#not a such a grevious sin such as putting a rug over a carpet but#almost as bad#god i wish i could change the floor texture#the ONLY thing i like more over the new creation kit compared to the GECK#i can create rooms more modullarly and switch textures out#also its more stable#not related at all BUT i keep seein this video recommended of this dude and he's like#“TOP 5 things to be doing to not make your house look old” and god nothing makes me want to watch your video less#who cares???#its my house??#if you don't like my interior decoration style(s) then don't come over??#what a strange man you are
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