#the rest couldn't fit 🤧

[wooyoungmybelovedhusband]

Kisses with Jeonghan

» PAIRING : Jeonghan x Reader

» SYNOPSIS : There were many times you had kissed Jeonghan, but there were still some really special ones.

» WORD COUNT : 1.7k

» GENRE : Tooth rotting fluff fr

» A/N : A self-indulgent fic cause I love yoon jeonghan too much 🤧

» First kiss

It was only your third date with Jeonghan, but he had you blushing for every word he spoke. You were walking around in the park you chose with your hand shyly holding onto his fingers. His long hair seemed to be perfectly in rhythm with the wind blowing as you watched him speak with the widest smile on your face.

His hair stands flew out of his face, giving you the perfect view of his plumpy cheeks. Your heart fluttered every time his eyes caught you watching him with so much endearment.

But you suddenly stopped in your tracks out of the blue, causing him to look at you cluelessly. Before he can question you, you tip-toe to press a soft peck on his cheek.

It might have sounded cliché to everyone, but you wouldn't lie when you say the world had stopped around you. With the dusty shade of pink on both of your faces, he stared down at you.

But the blush on both of your faces was sure to deepen when he tilted his head slightly, leaning down to press his lips against yours. Your eyes had widened but your muscles soon relaxed against him. Kissing him back felt ever so complete that day, and all the other days too.

You pulled away only a few seconds later, your cheeks now completely flushed. «“I had dreamt so many times of this. But those are incompetent against this now”» Your smile widens and soon you both burst into a fit of shy giggles.

» First ‘I love you’ 

You both were at his place when your first love confession took place. You were quite clumsy, but when you offered to ‘help’ your boyfriend with building his new lego set, he definitely couldn't say no to your puppy eyes. And that got you now, stuck to his side with your legs thrown over his lap under the table while he fixed up the last pieces of the set. 

He looked so concentrated on sticking the little flower legos that he had not quite noticed your eyes beaming at him. You rested your cheek against his forearm as you started up at him. «“This is the most important part, can't mess this up.”» A mindless statement rolled off his tongue, a deep breath leaving him which he had held in for God knows how long. «“Thank you for the help, baby”» His sarcastic utterance had you giggling softly. 

But you felt like your heart melted into a puddle when he adorably beams with joy of finally completing his lego set. «“Baby! I did it!”» He looks down to lock eyes with you only to be met with your lips smashing against his. He smiles into the kiss before moving his hand to hold your jaw softly. 

You hum, content from the long kiss, after pulling away. «“Wanted to do that since I came here”» He chuckles from your little confession, before wrapping his arms around your thighs which were on his lap. «“I love you so much, you goofball.”» 

There was a quiet silence after that, your heart thumping loudly in your eyes. Jeonghan knew how shy you were, not really expecting anything back as he drew his attention back to his newly built lego set. He knew you loved him, and he didn't want you to express it out of the blue. But a soft, «“Hannie”» beckoned his attention back to you. 

«“I love you too”» You say before leaning in to press a soft peck to his lips. Jeonghan had to admit, he was quite shocked but soon the atmosphere changed back to what it was. 

» When you make him proud (by cheating) 

You had gathered in their dorm like usual. There were a lot of games and laughs erupted from those games. But at a certain game tho, which was Shout in Silence, you and your boyfriend were paired up. 

All you had to do was explain to him what you had got, surely there could be no cheating in this? You were wrong. You decided to make subtle actions from your eyes, directing him secretly about what you had actually got. And definitely there was perfect coordination between the both of you, which made it easier for the two of you to win. 

That was all until Mingyu shouted, «“THE HELL! Jeonghan hyung and Y/n were cheating all along!”» His exclamation was followed by loud protests and gasps. Jeonghan snickers along with you, lowering his headphones down to his shoulders. 

«“Well I can't help it if me and my girlfriend are such good partners in crime.”» He walks up to you, wrapping his arms around your waist from the side. «“Ow! That hurt man, already replaced me?”» Joshua fakes feeling hurt, dramatically holding onto his chest. You stick your tongue out at the man, «“Well not my problem that I'm better than you.”» 

The others burst into a fit of giggles from your comeback, all while Joshua sat there wondering where he went wrong. 

«“I'm proud of you, babe”» You smile sheepishly at him from hearing the praise. And he chuckles as he leaned down and pressed a kiss to your ever-so-welcoming lips. 

«“Ew, can you not do that in front of me?”» Dino, who was passing by both of you, said, causing you to pull away instantly. 

» Kissing you to shut you up

«“What's got you so pouty, baby?”» Jeonghan questioned after he set down the medium-sized mugs of hot chocolate on the table in front of the both of you. «“I don't feel so good..”» You trail off, your sentence making his eyebrows knit in concern. 

«“What happened? Are you sick? Should we call a doctor?”» You then realise what your words sounded like and immediately shake your head. «“No no, that's not what I meant…. I don't physically look good anymore.”» A long sigh from him resonated throughout the room, a silent cue to continue what had been swarming your mind all evening. 

«“I am not so pretty anymore, Hannie. My hair's thinning, pimples on my face, I'm a mess physically and mentally, the list can go on. I just don't know ho-”» Your rambling was soon put to a halt by him pulling you in for a kiss. His hands wrap around your waist through the hoodie, pulling you on his lap. 

The kiss lasted a few seconds, like it was a quiet praise from him for opening up to him but also the hurt in him to know that was how you saw yourself. Your lips stayed against each other like they seeked comfort from each other. 

Pulling away, his hands come up to tuck a hair strand behind your hair. «“You're so damn beautiful, baby. If I could, I would write you a thousand things and more I love about you.”»

You feel a lump in your throat from hearing him speak so softly about you. Tears threatening to well up in your eyes. «“I wish you saw yourself in my eyes. You're like a colourful butterfly, shining so brightly in a dark valley. You're everything you need to be, darling. You're fucking perfect, you get that?”» 

Your heart flutters from every praise he gave you, your arms wrapping around his neck immediately as you bury your face into his shoulder. A muffled «“Love you, Hannie”» from you was enough for Jeonghan to stay silent, knowing your mind was rid of any of those ugly thoughts. 

» When he asked you to be his forever.

You and Jeonghan had decided it would be best to take a vacation for yourselves and Bali was the best place both of you could think of. And that got the both of you sitting next to each other, a glass of wine in your hand under the moonlit night. «“This is just so perfect Hannie, thank you for this.”» 

You say as you look up at him, your eyes meeting his twinkly eyes. «“Anything for you, beautiful.”» And you had to admit, even after four years of dating Yoon Jeonghan, he had you wrapped around his finger and always so whipped for his compliments. 

«“And I wish to have these perfect night with you forever in the future,”» A sly smile forms on your lips, your brain not quite questioning anything. «“Especially on the night of our wedding”» 

Your eyes enlarge slightly, when he slowly moves down to his knees. His hands moved in front of you, holding the little black box. Opening it, he revealed to you the shiny diamond ring. «“Will you marry me, Y/n Y/L/N?”» 

Tears gloss your eyes, and you instantly not your head before squeaking out a «“Yes!”» There was a series of noises from him (iconic) as he happily sat up and pulled you by your neck. He tilts his head as he let his lips meet yours sooner than ever. The moment felt so magical for the both of you, with his lips fitting so perfectly against yours, the moon being the only source of light shining over both of your figures. 

He pulls away slowly, lowering his eyes on your hand while he slipped the ring round your finger. The happiness overwhelmingly takes over you and you throw your arms around his neck, pulling him down to close the gap between you again. There were soft giggles escaped into the kiss which just made everything even better. 

» ‘You may now kiss the bride’

The second the both of you had heard those words, after long moments of exchanging your meaningful vows, the quite and calm surroundings resonated with cheers. All the loud screams from the guys was the result of him pulling you by your waist, his other hand holding your cheeks lovingly as you finally close the gap in between the both of you. 

There was an unspoken trail of thousands of ‘I love you’s in that kiss. 

Pulling away, he placed his forehead against yours, «“I love you.”» A breathy chuckle falls off of your lips, «“I love you too, my husband”» He chuckles softly from the nickname. «“Sounds all too real now”» He says before raising his head to press a peck on your forehead.

©️ WOOYOUNGMYBELOVEDHUSBAND

[themeraldee]

Ok but what about homelander who gets bored one day and decides to go searching through adult vids on the internet, scrolling past videos upon videos centered around him or the seven (HOMELANDER AND MAEVE CUAGHT FUCKING IN THE AIR?!?!? NOT CLICKBAIT) but nothing catches his eye. That is until he comes across you. Ur not doing any crazy shit just wearing pair of his brand of panties and nothing else. But it’s the way you look up at the camera all innocent like your not fitting a monstrous dildo down ur throat that makes him click on ur channel

And then he becomes obsessed with you, ur number one fan 🤧🤧🤧

Oh mate the 'HOMELANDER AND MAEVE CUAGHT FUCKING IN THE AIR?!?!? NOT CLICKBAIT' bit made me think of all the weird candid moments and stories people would be sharing on reddit/tumblr/twitter and I low-key want more of that in the show 😂 where are the conspiracy theory boards!!! where are the creep shots!!! Anyway that was off topic. Sorry about that 😂

Oooh hoho hoo how the tables turn. Who's the fan now?

It would take a little while for him to slowly descend into madness. I see this as a desperate attempt for him to soothe his ego. So like he comes back from a meeting where he got talked back to or he got scolded by his corpo parents so he's thinking about how there are millions of people who love him, revere him. He should look at that, not the people in his life that make him frustrated.

He's trying to jerk off, make himself feel good but he's too much in his head, his own voice coming back to him and scolding him too for caring so much about their opinions all while Edgar or Madelyn's voices keep coming back to him.

So instead he seeks out fans that could get his mind off the repetitive and distracting thoughts. Might as well indulge in how much people love him. Fuck Edgar. Fuck Madelyn. He's a superhero for fucks sakes, what do they have on him??

He skips all the stupid ones where people dress up as him and Maeve. He doesn't need to watch someone try to be him. He wants someone to worship him.

So there you are with your soaked little Homelander panties sucking on the silicone of the Homelander's Star Spangled Banger looking up at the camera with those doe eyes as if you were not pretending to be sucking his cock.

That image more than does the job, and he doesn't even get to the part where you fuck yourself with it before he blows his load.

At first that'd be enough for him. Satisfied, no longer thinking about what happened. Until time goes on and he keeps thinking back to that look you most definitely meant for him. If you weren't looking for his attention you wouldn't have presented yourself so perfectly right?

He watches the rest of your content in one night, really pushing the limits of his stamina as he blows load after load to the sight of you getting yourself off to his name in multiple ways and positions.

After the obsession fully sets in I see him having a little bit of a crisis between deciding whether he should be the only one who gets to see you like that. It's literally made for him after all. OR if he secretly likes how much other people drool over you while they couldn't stand a chance with you.

He ends up finding who you are and where you live and he watches through the walls of your home as you record yourself. He gets the front row seat and all the parts that come before and after. All the little insights in your life that others don't see. So he makes the move to meet you... aaaand the rest is history...

ALSOO being the attention whore he is I see him even wanting to record one with you. Where all you see in the frame is his naked thighs and cock so no one can actually tell that it's him while he has you sucking him off. Knowing that nobody else will get you like this and that all your fans are watching you finally blow him like you've been clearly wanting to for so long just blows up his ego to insane proportions.

[gyusimp]

°•Cry•°

Warnings: No smut today, lol just a bit angst sorry. I've been feeling like Gyutaro lately and today I felt like crying in the office so I better take the opportunity to vent and write a bit.

▪︎Song Inspo: "Cry" - Cigarettes After Sex (i love them so much, pls listen to their music 🤧)

He was better than him, or so Gyutaro thought of his best friend.

Best friend? Since when did he think of him like that? He was quite a close acquaintance, because for Gyutaro friends don't exist.

He sees himself and him thinking that they are complete opposites, so why do they get along so well? And they get along so well why couldn't Gyutaro help but be envious of him from time to time?

Douma was a handsome young man, posting pictures of himself everywhere he went to his hundreds of Instagram followers. His skin was smooth, pale and flawless without any blemishes, his toned body and height would make anyone who looked at him drool, his features well proportioned and even his style of clothing was similar to that of a k-dramas idols or models, dammit.

He had a lot of friends not only in college but also from his old school where he finished high school, all the girls were texting him and would be willing to line up behind him at least to get a closer look.

He loved going out on weekends for walks and raising all the looks he could to feel desired and be the center of attention wherever he went.

Douma wanted a girl? He could have her.

But Gyutaro, oh, poor Gyutaro...he was Gyutaro. Always with the same expression on his face of having smelled shit even if he really felt happy, his laugh was totally outrageous and his shaky and weak voice matched it.

He had a nice skin tone and beautiful blue eyes but these were surrounded by dark circles due to the exhaustion of working all day and being a university student in his free time, the skin of various parts of his body including his face were dotted with peculiar birthmarks, a few scars and little spots caused by the stupid shitty acne he had been fighting for years.

He made an effort to dress well but being too tall he couldn't even find pants that fit him correctly, being tall was not part of his insecurities but being someone that big intimidated other people making them move away from him even when he weren't did it on purpose.

His hair was styled the same way every day, if he tried to do something different with it it was hard to like it and he'd rather opt to tie up his messy curls the same way again. Gyutaro hated his hair.

He had no friends, sometimes he used to talk with Hakuji and Michikatsu in college besides Douma but apart from them he had no one else to talk to. He hated people and his asocial tendencies made it almost impossible for him to want to leave his house when the 3 boys asked him out on a weekend. He had better things to do, like resting at least 1 fucking day a week and spending time with the only person he really cared about in life, his little sister Ume.

☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜★

"Did you see her? I think it's her, right?"

Gyutaro looked up from his food towards one of the campus gardens, looking at the girl the blonde was referring to.

"It's her. Bro, do you really like her and can't recognize her yet?"

"It's nerves, I suppose." Douma said, laughing ruefully.

It had been several months since Douma had set his colorful eyes on a girl from college, no idea who it could be because she wasn't in the same class as them so that made things a bit more difficult for Douma to start his goal of getting to know her better. He didn't even know her name.

Gyutaro tried to help and advise his friend in what he could, he had never had a girlfriend before but for some reason he was good at romantic issues, although not when he had to apply them himself.

Recently, a girl at work had made Gyutaro's heart race every time he talked to her. She was too nice to him and they had a common taste for topics of conversation. It is not common for Gyutaro to feel romantically attracted to someone, it had been 4 years since his last disappointment in love so this time he was more mature and thought he would dare to open up more and maybe get to know this adorable and special girl more.

They were small steps but Gyutaro was determined and motivated by his co-workers, he would start by greeting her in a friendly manner, talking with her in free time and even bringing her some sweets or snacks to her desk making her smile and thank him tenderly, making his chest puff up proudly every time they were together... but not everything was rosy.

An idiot was behind her too. He had a girlfriend but he was still after every woman in the office that he could get for himself within the company, 7 years older than her and unattractive but still...she seemed to send all the little but sincere efforts from Gyutaro fucking down the drain. He was very disappointed, again.

Gyutaro cannot forget how one day he came to work earlier than usual and found them laughing and talking as if they had known each other for years and when they saw him they simply went to another place to continue talking alone...as if he was trash.

That day he decided to give up but if only his heart could stop feeling things for her so easily. She preferred that bastard, it wasn't safe at all but seeing them eat lunch together every day, talking when they could and coming to work together would drive Gyutaro into the head without fail, making him feel bad. It wasn't the first time this happened to him, other girls he was interested in before also rejected him without a second thought. They all told him the same shit about "She's missing it, don't worry about her." "The right one will come" but when? How much longer was he going to have to keep waiting when he was getting further and further along in his adult life? Were they sure the problem wasn't him? Because he was convinced of that. Different interests in different people, different places and stages of his life... and he was always rejected.

Gyutaro had so much love to give behind that serious face and "unfeeling" armor, but no one cared to know what was beyond all that. It was frustrating.

☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜★

Gyutaro worked on his computer on some university projects after work, he did it afterward before going to sleep to pay enough attention to his little sister when he got home and had dinner with her. It was almost 9:00 pm and several messages made his cell phone vibrate, he took it to turn on the screen and see the contact "Douma" who had sent him 5 messages. Gyutaro opened the app and everything was a summary of how his partner had gotten the number of the girl he liked at a college event, got her Instagram and following each other accompanied by some screenshots of the random topic conversations with the girl. This made Gyutaro happy for his friend though not entirely, maybe at first but a few days later it all became a bit annoying for him. Douma couldn't stop talking about this girl, how cute she was to him and all the things they both had in common, how she responded to his messages almost immediately, and how they complimented each other. Douma was just excited and he didn't do it with any bad intentions but Gyutaro couldn't help but feel that his college romance was being rubbed in his face while he had been sent to hell a couple of weeks ago.

Gyutaro didn't say any bad comments to his friend, he reserved all kinds of hurtful words because he really appreciated him but envy grew little by little inside him. Douma was smart and handsome, he had gotten the seemingly unattainable girl of his dreams in a matter of weeks even though the only thing they met to socialize with was campus 1 time a week, a year ago he didn't even know she existed and now maybe they would even end up dating or doing things together in college and this disappointed Gyutaro in himself.

Why couldn't he do that? Why didn't these things happen to him? Even Ume got a love confession a few days ago but he never got his turn at anything...he was sick of this crap of feeling like he was "begging" people for some affection...he was fucking tired of the constant rejection .

If Douma did it with a complete stranger then why couldn't he achieve anything with the people he lived with and saw every day at school or work, with people who were even his friends, who took the fucking trouble to learn his name well and greet him every morning, with whom he had common themes and similar details in their life...why not him?

Shit, he was crying, again.

He didn't like to do it but he had to. Ume was asleep in her room so she couldn't hear his sobs in the dark, he sighed heavily and wiped a few tears from his face when his cell phone vibrated again. He scrolled down the notification panel only to find more messages from Douma and more screenshots of his conversations with the girl to tell him that everything was going well.

Gyutaro wasn't in the mood, not now. He tucked his cell phone under his pillow and snuggled under the covers as he was lulled to sleep by the rain outside. Maybe if he slept early today his head would stop aching and spinning in the morning, hoping to have a clearer and less stressful day than today.

[presleyheart]

Hi again!! I just had a brain wave while I was scrolling through pictures of Elvis. Could you write a fic of reader meeting Elvis(any era) at a masquerade ball?? I just think he'd be such a gentleman, as if he wasn't already🤧

Picture for inspiration!

GOD I HARDLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT MASQUERADE BALLS BUT HERE WE GO!

based off of phantom of the opera it explains the ending lol "Killing Me Softly With His Song"

Pairing: 60s!Elvis Presley x fem!reader SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOVEMBER 28, 1966.

Many gathered around at the Black and White ball. Many people were invited, from authors to musicians. You were a lucky poet whom had also been invited for your great works. You were in a form fitting white dress, silky as it rode down your body. You had matching heels and pearl earrings. You had a black corsage as well. The mask that decorated your face was half black, half white, with miniature pearls on the outside. ----- --- -----

The grand ballroom was a swirl of monochrome elegance, each guest a moving masterpiece in shades of black and white. The air was filled with the soft hum of conversation, punctuated by the clinking of champagne glasses and the gentle strains of a live orchestra playing timeless classics.

You made your way through the crowd, exchanging polite nods and smiles with other guests. You spotted a few familiar faces—an acclaimed novelist engrossed in conversation with a renowned jazz musician, a playwright animatedly discussing his latest work with a famous actress. It was a night where creativity and artistry mingled freely, and you felt a sense of belonging among these luminaries.

As you approached the center of the room, you noticed a figure standing alone by the grand piano. He was tall and striking, dressed in a tailored black suit with a white mask that contrasted sharply with his dark hair. He seemed lost in thought, his fingers gently tapping the piano keys as if composing a silent melody. ----- --- -----

Intrigued, you made your way over to him. "Hello," you greeted, your voice soft but confident. "Beautiful music tonight, isn’t it?"

He turned to you, his blue eyes were piercing through the mask. His aura was radiant. "I guess," he replied, his voice deep and resonant. "But I believe the most beautiful melodies are yet to be played."

You smiled, feeling a spark of connection. "Are you a musician?" you asked, curious. His voice sounded awfully familiar but you just couldn't put your finger on it.

He nodded. "And many other things. But tonight, I am simply a guest, enjoying the company of other artists." His drawl was heavy, almost addictive.

"What is your name, Mr. Tall, Dark, and-" He shoots you a glance. You immediately pull away from the bubbly introduction. To which he responds to with a crooked smile, then a light chuckle.

"Surprised you ain't guessed yet, doll." He said, looking down at you. He gently takes your hand, it was only then you would have noticed that there was music playing. You were too busy becoming entwined with your fascination for this utter stranger.

"May I have this dance?" His larger hand engulfs yours, all you could do was breathlessly nod.

----- --- -----

He had then led you to the dance floor. You two were almost in sync, predicting each move. As you moved together in perfect harmony, it felt as though the entire room had faded away, leaving just the two of you, lost in the music and the moment.

His hands slowly trickled down to your hips as you two had a gentle sway going. It was almost like being inside of the music. It was killing you softly.

He had began humming, you rested your head against his chest.

"Your whole aura, it's just-" He cuts you off.

"Shh. Enjoy the peace. Don't get caught up in conversation baby doll."

----- --- -----

When the two of you finished, there was a moment of silence, followed by an almost silent tension. "Thank you for being my muse tonight." He muttered, he rubbed your cheek with the back of his fingers. Admiring you.

You felt a blush rise to your cheeks. "It was my pleasure," you replied.

Right before you two departed from eachother, he stopped you.

"By the way," "Hm?" "The name's Elvis, Elvis Presley."

You were awe-stricken. How could you have not noticed sooner. But, by the time you were to turn around and face him. He was gone. Gone into the crowd of many.

All you were left with was the memory of your sweetly shared dance of genuine interest, and the thought of if you will see him again. FIN.

[ineffablyendless]

Last Line Tag Game

Ship: Dreamling

Prompt: kidnapping

You'd pick up a couple of things, when you'd live for as long as Hob has. 

Death, for one thing, the rotten stink of it. A potion of sweat and the penny-copper tang of mistakes, a mulch of adrenaline and guilt as indistinguishable from one another as black rotten gore stomped into the soil of no-man's land. He'd picked the scent of it up far before he'd ever yakked his mouth off in that broken tooth english pub 700 years ago when he'd gambled his sanity for  a wager between two primordial beings older than some universes, when he'd killed his first man for a cattle to bring home to an ailing mother. It's a skill that would take 200 years to hone, but he likes to think he's honed it to a T. He knew Death, practically his sister-in-law, after all. 

Gut instinct, for a second. Sharper than a compass needle would show north. Hob would sooner trust the ache of his gut and the goosebumps of his skin than he would the thought of anything waiting for his sinner's soul beyond a last, desperate breath to take. Had, in most cases. 

A sharp eye, for another. A keener ear. A healthy dose of suspect, not so untrusting to keep him from living, but enough to keep a man alive. Hob is testament to this. He'd been shit poor and a violent man for far longer he'd been anything approaching mild, no matter he'd dipped his finger in the printing industry far before it would take off well enough to bring him anything half it's worth of work, as well as the very brief stint in minor aristocracy in the 16th century. 

Despite what Hob's dayjob and college degree would attest, Hob was a soldier, and one couldn't have muddled through half the battlefields Hob has seen without being able to tell he's been bloody followed for the last 15 Godforsaken minutes. 

They're not awfully good at it. This is what ticks Hob the most. He's been trying to shake them off since they'd been stalking him off the tube. He's out of coffee and almost late for his first class, considering he's far from an idiot enough to lead them straight to his workplace. Hob's tempted to just take a bloody stop and walk up to these goons so that they could get whatever this was over and done with, and Hob could at least figure out how the rest of his morning would go from here. 

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Tagging @ennas-aesthetic and @wannabecoyote so you guys can continue in any way you'd see fit. This is...way more than 150 words 🤧😭 so i guess we'll just...write for as much as we'd like? Or at least until it feels right to stop? Idk

[itchy-twitchy-sneezes]

hey so.

😩🤧😳❄️🌸❤️📝

for ej, jeff, lj or literally whoever u want go crazy i just haven’t heard ur thoughts in awhile

HECK YEA FIRST ASK THANKS SO MUCH ANON

ok imma do the ones listed + slendy bc i can :)

😩: Do they tend to sneeze just once or twice, or multiple times? Do they have fits frequently or rarely? Does how many times they sneeze depend on the cause?

ej - he usually sneezes in fits of 3 if it's just a random tickle. these can extend into fits of 5 or more if something's bothering him like a bad cold or allergies. sneezing just once is pretty rare but happens every now in then, leaving him confused for a moment as he waits for the rest of the sneezes

jeff - he'll only sneeze once or twice unless something is actually bothering his nose. he doesn't have frequent fits from being sick but he does have a few fits, usually going into 6 or 7 sneezes. his allergies or something touching his nose really sets him of, causing fits every minute or so even after the thing irritating him is gone

lj - fits are super common for him, especially during the colder months. cold air or gentle touches can make his nose so tickly and cause him to sneeze a bunch. it's even worse when he's sick or being exposed to something he's particularly sensitive to

slender - he usually only sneezes once or twice and doesn't really sneeze all that often. being sick can make him sneeze a few times throughout the day but no actual fits. he can be a bit sensitive, too much touching near where his nose would be can cause a short series of sneezes. if he does have a fit (usually in 4s or 5s), it's likely that something is bothering him such as an allergen or a strong scent and should be removed for the sake of everyone's ears

🤧: What does their sneeze sound like? (Description, spelling, or both!)

ej - his sneezes are very wet and it even seeps into the sound. they're pretty loud but you probably couldn't hear them if you were in the next room. ex; "hhHH-! GHTSHHZZEWW!!" they are a bit quieter if he stifles but this can backfire into more sneezes and a lot of discomfort. ex; "HiIHh-! HAH-ggshnXTT!!"

jeff - his nose is a little messed up, causing him to have a bit of a natural stifle. he sometimes tries to stifle them further, it mainly makes the shorter. ex (regular); "hUH-! hh'GNttxX!" ex (stifled); "HaH-! iH'gMPH-!"

lj - his nose sort of honks when he sneezes in addition to the sneeze sound. other than that, he sneezes are pretty normal sounding. he doesn't stifle much but he's good at it. ex (normal); "hhuH- hh'GSHeww!" ex (stifle); "ehH- gttch-!"

slender - his sneezes sound like a loud, staticy noise. the hitching is more normal at first but becomes more distorted as he builds up to the sneeze. it's very loud, often able to be heard a few rooms over. stifling by pressing hard against his nasal area only shortens the sneeze, doing nothing for the volume. he could try to muffle it into a pillow but it's still pretty loud, being heard from the next room over

😳: Are they embarrassed by their sneezes, or do they just not really care? Do they apologize after sneezing? Do they say “sorry!” or “excuse me!” or anything like that? If they’re embarrassed about it, why?

ej - he isn't too embarrassed by sneezing but he will say "excuse me" or "bless me" after just out of politeness. the only time he becomes really embarrassed is during his allergy fits as they can go on for so long

jeff - he tries to act like he isn't embarrassed but he is. he just thinks it's gross and it almost makes him feel weaker. he doesn't say anything and gets angry when people say bless you

lj - he gets a little embarrassed. he doesn't say much but it's more out of awkwardness. if he feels like it, he'll mumble something like "scuse me" but most of the time, he just stands there for a second or two before moving on

slender - after the initial shock (he forgets he even can sneeze sometimes), he'll usually apologize. ex; "my apologies", "so sorry about. that", ect. he gets embarrassed because his sneezes are so loud and feels a bit guilty for disturbing everyone

❄️: Would it be more unusual to see this character sick during the winter or during the summer? Do they typically go down during cold and flu season, or do they usually get summer colds?

ej - he gets sick quite a bit during the spring or summer, having caught something around the time that most of the others were getting over it just because it takes a while to get to him. he often finds himself caught in spring showers, leading to colds. in the winter, he bundles up to avoid catching anything only for it to get him anyways just as things are warming up

jeff - he gets hit pretty hard during cold season, being too stubborn to wear winter clothes. he is one of the first to get sick in either the fall or winter. he gets more colds than anything else but those colds can get really bad

lj - he also tends to get sick more during the winter. he tries to stay out to play but ends up overdoing it. he gets a pretty even amount of colds and flus, all usually happening during the middle, snowy part of winter

slender - he doesn't get sick very often. he gets a minor cold occasionally but it's mainly just some fatigue and a slight cough. what really hits him hard is the flu which he seems to get every 2 or 3 years and usually catches from one of the other pastas. this typically happens in the fall or early months of winter

🌸: Are they allergic to any kind of plants? Flowers, weeds, trees? If yes, how bad are their allergies to those plants?

ej - he has a minor allergy to grass and some tree pollens. it doesn't affect him too much but it can cause him to sneeze a few times and might make him a little itchy

jeff - he's allergic to nearly all flowers and grass. he goes into endless fits of sneezes, his eyes water and itch, his sinuses get irritated and inflamed. he hates taking medicine but sometimes he has to take some Benadryl or Claritin if he wants any relief

lj - he's allergic to tree pollen and ragweed. they both make him super itchy and can cause several fits. he usually takes something to combat his symptoms but being in close proximity will make him sneeze over and over again

slender - he doesn't have any allergies to plants but the smell of lavender sets him off quite a bit. he has small fits because of it, usually in 4s or 5s.

(im gonna do 2 characters for each of the last prompts. ej and jeff for ❤, lj and slender for 📝)

❤️: What’s your absolute favorite scenario for them? It can be anything, sickness, allergies, or something else entirely!

ej - i love thinking of him being bothered by his allergies but being in a position where he can't cover or touch his nose. just all snotty and messy and unable to do anything about it

jeff - i like the idea of him having a stuck sneeze and needing to find something to induce with. he tries a few things but they don't work. when he finally finds something that actually makes him sneeze, one sneeze turns into a whole fit

📝: Quick! Come up with a scenario for them! It doesn’t have to be anything fancy, just something you think would be cute or something you’d like to see with them!

lj - he's trying to tell a joke or something but the person he's telling it to is wearing perfume or something like that. it's irritating his nose a lot but he doesn't want to bring it up. he keeps sneezing before he can get to the punchline. eventually, he just switches the joke all together

slender - he wakes up early in the morning or in the middle of the night, starting to come down with something and already having to sneeze. he tries to hold back by rubbing at his face because he doesn't want to wake everyone up. he does his best but he really can't help it. he grabs a pillow, shoving his flushed and fevered face into it and sneezing. despite his attempt to muffle it, he still ends up waking up a few people and alerting them of his sickness. he sighs out a scratchy, congested apology to the slightly bewildered pastas

sorry if it's not that great, i did my best. ask more if you want, this was fun!

[chuluoyi]

Yes... I grinded my ass off... And now I have nothing to grind for baby Lukey... And IT'S OKAY!!!! You can still get tears from the event itself!! And by upgrade they mean upgrade the star thingies- You know when you get dupes you can star up the cards? Yeah that's the upgrade they meant... I didn't know and kept trying to use my stellin till I realised like 'oh fuck I've been wasting stellin for no reason' cause I still couldn't clear the achievement... But yes I'm left with 36 stellin now after levelling up my new card...

Ah omg arranged marriage 😭Omgomg do you read 'Under the Oak tree' ? It's an arranged marriage manhwa with spicy scenes [ohohoh!] If you don't you should give it a read, see if you'll enjoy it. And Angst! My absolute fave! AHHAHA SAME GIRL I thought he was the antagonist 😭😭Especially after the prologue I was like 'Who tf are you' and I thought there would be that route where the MC gets together with the bad guy and gets whisked off... And I guess I know why I'm still single now... It's either I'm really just too in love with 2D men, or it's my mum's high standards and taste in men...

Right!!! Ahhhh I'm so in love with Satosugu! And it's okay! Take your timeee, just do it once you're more comfortable. Geto has a pretty complicated character if you ask me so it's understandable that you'll need more time...

😭😭You must be so tired... Remember to stay hydrated and rest well too! Your health comes first!! LUKE JUST GO HOME SO PEOPLE CAN REST 😭😭😭

Hidden inventory is indeed our last spring of youth... I felt my teenage life get sucked away HELP. To add up I'm like around their age during hidden inventory and I relate so much better to them except the cursed energy part... And Culling games... I don't even want to imagine... I'll probably drop JJK by then I don't think my heart can take it. I think JJK will end me before I do it myself...

exactly... It's really childish and stupid... Like guys most of you are at least 16 so act like your age please don't go around arguing over shit only kids fight over... I used to watch Aot like I stopped at S3 before they switched to MAPPA... and yeah basically every big fandom will or has experienced debates over the littlest things... Every fandom has it's toxic community...

Hahaha! How's your bf after the last episode? I heard it's super depressing...

-🪩

i… only got 1 tears *sobs* and now it’s in pity 60🤧 STAR THINGIES LMAO yeah it immediately comes to mind the moment you describe it like that😭 36 stellin is alright! i’ve been left with 2 stellin i remember thinking just how broke i can get?💀

i read that!!!🥹 i love it but i’m a bit sad that maxi struggles so much to stand up for herself😔 riftan is a hunk though omg. oh and i read another manhwa called “light and shadow” it’s such a good arranged marriage manhwa that i read it lit thrice bcs the both the hero and heroine are badasses who take no shits from anyone else🥹

aw don’t worry disco anon!! i’m sure you’ll find the right person someday!! i used to be insecure with myself too and thinking that i don’t fit but no—it’s just that we haven’t met the right person yet!!🥹 they are there somewhere🫶🏻

aww thank you!!! you’re so nice afahjsa and you stay healthy too!🥹🫶🏻 the weather nowadays can be a little challenging😫

omg really?!😭 you’re still so young and your watchlist being jjk is indeed so soul-sucking😭 not that i was any better. when i was that age (gods why am i sound so old i’m only 24) my watchlist was naruto… and i binged it all until the end over the course of summer holiday🥲

SO TRUE AHHAHAHA jjk will end us before we do it is so canon ogmf😭 like for how long now that we didn’t know what megumi’s status is?

ohhh may i know why? they said it’s much better when it moved to mappa? bcs tbh mappa is a good animation company, but it’s just that their working conditions that are so concerning🤧

he’s being dramatic and totally heartbroken about eren and mikasa🥹 he even has his lockscreen changed into a live wallpaper of aot🥹 i swear it’s karma bcs when gojo died, he was unapologetic towards me (he rolls his eyes 🙄 whenever i’m swooning over gojo and he is a suguru lover, btw!) and now i get the chance for a payback🥹

[babeydollx]

Back Seat of the Car {Rafe Cameron}

Warnings: cursing, oral sex, public oral sex, clit rubbing, fingering

Pairings: Rafe Cameron x Fem!Reader

Summary: You, your boyfriend Rafe, and his two best friends Topper and Kelce are in the car driving home from a party. You and Rafe are in the back of the car while Topper is driving and Kelce is in the passenger seat. That's when you decide to tease him.

Word Count: 1.2k

a/n: this was just... man idk it was a random idea. This was a draft idea so I was like.. why not post it? lmao.

(I'm sorry can we just talk about how hot Rafe looks when he rolls his eyes?  🤧🥵)

You were sitting in the back with Rafe. You, Rafe, Topper, and Kelce just went to a wicked party and it was like 1:30 in the morning. You decided that you were going to stay the night at Rafe's house so you told Topper to drop you off there too.

At the party everyone was either drinking and having fun or making out and hooking up. You and Rafe did get freaky a few times at the party. Since you were going home with Rafe tonight you very well knew that the fun was not over yet.

And if you were lucky enough, the fun might not be over tomorrow morning either.

Topper, Kelce and Rafe were all talking to eachother. You would jump into the conversation every now and then but besides that you were quiet. You were mainly just thinking. Rafe teased you a shit load of times at that party and... you wanted to get back at him for it.

You were just thinking of how you could do so. You had a few ideas in mind but they all had to wait until you got home and honestly.. you didn't want to wait that long. Rafe didn't wait that long so, why should you?

You smirked and had an idea in mind. Since it was dark out, Topper and Kelce wouldn't notice the naughty thing you were about to do. You reached over and put your hand on Rafe's thigh. He looked at you confused for a second but, he brushed it off and kept talking with Topper and Kelce.

You slowly inched your hand up his thigh. Rafe started to notice that you were up to something and gave you a look. Even in the dark you could still see the gleam from his beautiful eyes narrowing at you, it was a warning.

Of course you didn't care and you kept moving your hand upwards until you reached his crotch. You began to palm him through his jeans and you could feel him getting hard instantly which made you smirk.

Rafe rested his head back on the seat trying to compose himself. You kept going until you decided to take it up a notch. You quietly began to unzip his jeans. Rafe looked at you wide-eyed. You smirked biting your lip and just continued to quietly pull the zipper down.

You pulled his jeans down and his boxers enough to pull his cock out. Rafe got close to your ear.

"Y/n.. don't start unless you want to get punished when we get home." He mumbled quiet enough so you herd him but Topper and Kelce didn't.

"I don't know what you're talking about." You whispered biting your lip. You wrapped your hand around his cock and began to pump his length. Rafe's mouth opened letting out a silent moan. He looked so fucking hot.

After pumping his cock for a few minutes you to the other two boys in the front to make sure they had not noticed yet. They did not notice yet so you quietly unbuckled your seatbelt and got down on your stomach on the leather seat.

The leather felt cold against your stomach and chest but, you loved the feeling. You grabbed Rafe's cock again and pumped it twice before licking up his shaft. Rafe bit his lip to make sure no moans escaped.

You kissed his tip and started to kitty lick the tip before taking him into your mouth. His whole length couldn't fit into your mouth so you pumped the rest of his length that you could not take into your mouth.

Rafe put his head back on the seat and put a hand through your hair. You kept going, sucking harder. You hollowed your cheeks so you could take more of him in. With your free hand you reached down and began to rub your clit.

Rafe gently swatted your hand away from your clit and he began to rub your clit himself. You tried not to moan out by focusing on sucking on his cock. Rafe's eyes screwed shut and he bit his lip.

You could tell he was close and you were close too. You started to bob your head up and down faster. Rafe began to rub your clit faster when you went faster. Rafe pulled your thong aside and shoved two fingers into your soaking core.

You whimpered quietly against his cock and grinded your hips against his fingers while sucking on his cock. You clenched around his fingers, signaling that you were close. He started to finger you even faster now that he knew you were close.

You and Rafe basically forgot that Topper and Kelce were in the car. The two of you were enjoying this way too much and just the thought of Topper or Kelce looking back and catching the two of you like this turned both of you on more.

You felt your legs start to tremble and you saw stars as you came all over his fingers. Rafe smirked and pulled his fingers out then fixed your thong. He brought his fingers to his mouth sucking your sweet juices off them.

After a few minutes Rafe's cock began to twitch and he came into you mouth, shooting his load into the back of your throat. You sat back up and swallowed his cum. Rafe took his finger and swiped some cum that was on your chin off with this finger.

He put his finger to your mouth and you took his finger into your mouth, sucking the cum of it. You then quietly buckled your seat belt again and Rafe put his cock back in his jeans. Just in time because the car stopped.

Topper looked back at the two of you.

"Were here." Topper said.

"Thanks for the ride Top." You said with a smile.

"No problem." Topper smiled.

"Oh and before you go.. the two of you were very quiet back there for the rest of the ride, are you two ok?" Kelce asked. You and Rafe looked at eachother trying not to laugh.

"Yeah we are ok, just tired." Rafe said.

"Yeah, thanks for the drive see you two later!" You said and you and Rafe quickly got out of the car. Topper and Kelce looked at you two confused then back at eachother then drove away. Once they drove off the two of you  started laughing and went inside.

"I can't believe they never caught us." You said.

"Mm.. don't celebrate yet pretty girl. You're still in trouble remember." Rafe said smirking.

a/n: this was just a draft story lmao. I hope y'all enjoyed this story! Feel free to request!

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Can I be sincere? I had some chubby reader ideas but I just didn't want to bother you but since you asked😊

Can you please make one where reader for some reason doesn't eat as much as they ate before so nanami gets a day off and makes them a feast. so they say "wow we're going to have dinner"

"no honey it's for you :)"

reader is in shock but very happy

Ok so im like hella emotional today bc of my period so i got a little angsty with this 🤧 i promise it's worth it, the ending is v soft and sweet, don't worry sksksk

A Meal Fit for a King

Nanami Kento x gn chubby reader

Word count: 1,638

CW: angst to fluff, allusions to dieting/fasting, allusions to disordered eating, reader writes down their eating habits, reader weighs themselves, not really beta read bc I'm just a measly worm and i can't read sksksk

Something was wrong: Nanami knew it. He was always too receptive with these things, slight changes in emotions or behaviors noticed not long after they appeared. Now was no different: despite your best efforts, you couldn't hide the gloom that was consuming you.

He noticed it a few days ago, glancing over your shoulder to see you writing down what you had eaten for dinner. He didn't comment on it, but he kept it in mind, stewing over it in silence.

He then noticed that you were eating less, your dinner portion shrinking significantly. You'd tell him that you just had a big lunch and weren't very hungry, but he didn't buy it. He still said nothing.

Then he found you using that damned scale in the bathroom (he needed to make a note to remind himself to throw the useless hunk of junk out). The two of you made eye contact, but he quickly looked away, preparing his toothbrush and leaving the bathroom immediately. He didn't bring it up once the two of you got in bed, but you did.

"I was just curious," you mumbled quietly, your back to him. "My jeans felt a little tight."

Nanami hummed, keeping his mouth shut, holding back his true feelings. He turned on his side, wrapping his arm around you and pulling your back to his chest, his palm resting on your belly. You tensed in his grasp, removing his hand from your tummy and intertwining your fingers, keeping him from touching you freely. He felt his heart ache, but he still said nothing, silently pressing his lips to the back of your neck and slowly drifting off to sleep.

The last straw was when your mood drastically changed. He had come home to you curled up on the couch, covered in a blanket, watching TV.

"What's wrong, dear?" he'd asked you, pressing the back of his hand to your forehead.

"I'm fine," you had replied, monotone and drained.

Liar, he thought, observing you for a moment before moving to the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner?"

"I'm not hungry."

No, that wouldn't do. You were clearly struggling, clearly unhappy, and he knew that eating even the slightest bit of food would do wonders for your mood.

"Are you sure? I don't mind. I can make your favorite—"

"I'm not hungry."

Nanami stopped rolling up his sleeve, pausing before glancing at you across the room. You had covered your face with the blanket, hiding underneath the fuzzy fabric. His first instinct was to go to you, to comfort you when you were clearly struggling, but he stayed in the kitchen. He stared at you silently, eventually turning to the stove. He heard the TV turn off as he was cutting vegetables, your slippers shuffling against the floor and down the hall. He listened as he heard the bathroom sink turn on and off, the bedroom door closing quietly. Despite how his body screamed to go to you, he stayed put, but a plan began to form as he pushed diced onions into a pan.

You came home the next day feeling drained. Work was as grueling as ever, and your new eating habits weren't doing you any favors. All you wanted to do was take a shower and go to bed, ignoring the pain in your stomach as you tried to sleep.

But your plans were ruined once you walked through the door. A cacophony of smells bombarded you as you walked into the apartment. It hit you so quickly that it triggered a headache, making you cringe as you kicked off your shoes. You made your way further into the apartment, eyes falling on the busy kitchen and crowded dining table. Your favorite side dishes sat in porcelain bowls, a large covered plate sitting in the center of the table. You furrowed your brow as Nanami walked in.

"Oh, you're home," he said breathlessly, going to you, wrapping an arm around you and kissing your temple. "Welcome home, dear."

"Ken," you began softly, analyzing the spread, "are we having guests for dinner? Should I get cleaned up?" A soft chuckle left his lips, mouth quirking slightly as he moved to the table.

"No, darling, there's no need for that. We're not having anyone over. This is just for us." You blinked, watching him place two candlesticks in separate holders, leaning back to judge the setup.

"What do you mean it's... just for us?" you asked, watching him walk past you to the kitchen and go back to the table.

"I mean that I made all of this for the two of us," he said, lighting the candles one by one. You stared, fists clenching the edge of your shirt as he blew out the match, placing the matchbook in his back pocket.

"...Why?" Your voice was quiet, wavering, making him turn to you. His confidence faltered slightly when he saw your reluctant gaze.

"I..." He pressed his lips together, removing his glasses just to rub at his eyes. When he put them back on, he looked back to you. "I thought it might cheer you up."

You sighed, curling in on yourself slightly.

"Ken, I can't—"

"Yes," he interrupted quickly, heart pounding when you looked up to him, somewhat shocked. "Yes, you can. You're allowed to indulge yourself and be happy and live your life without worrying about your weight. You're allowed to eat, Y/N." Your eyes were turning glossy, lips pushing into a frown. Nanami inhaled sharply, rubbing his thumb into his palm, staring down at his hands.

"I apologize, I... I know that you struggle at times and I know that sometimes you just have to go through the motions... but I can't stand watching you suffer. I know you may not like yourself sometimes, but you're so wonderful already and I already think you're perfect the way you are and—"

You sniffed, tears finally spilling down your round cheeks, falling in big drops to your chin. The sudden sound made Nanami stop, his resolve breaking.

"Oh, no, darling, I'm sorry," he muttered sincerely, moving to you cautiously, reaching out to you. You let him wrap his arms around you and bring you to his chest, his hands finding your back and rubbing soothingly. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said anything, I just—"

"Don't," you interrupted meekly, your hands finding his back. "You didn't do anything wrong... just... just hold me, please."

He bit his tongue, nodding slightly as he pressed his lips to the top of your head. He held you tightly as you sobbed quietly against him, tears staining his button up shirt. The two of you couldn't have stood there longer than a minute or two, but it felt like hours.

Your sniffling subsided a little while later and you pulled away, rubbing your sleeve along your cheeks and nose. Nanami watched you silently before cupping your cheeks, tilting your head to look at him.

"Y/N, I love you so very much, and I adore everything about you. Not just your radiant personality or striking beauty, but everything that you may dislike about yourself too. You mean the world to me and I'll do everything I can to make you happy. Again, I'm sorry I—"

"No, Ken," you whispered, placing your hands atop his, "you're fine. I just... I've been tracking what I eat and obsessing over my calorie intake lately because I saw a new stretchmark and I panicked and—" He shushed you gently, bringing you back to his chest.

"I know, darling. I know. It's okay. You were worried and didn't know how to handle it, but please don't do this to yourself again. I can't stand to see you struggle like this. It breaks my heart." You sighed, hugging him tightly, squeezing him with what little strength you could muster. He let you hold him for a minute or two before he pulled back hesitantly, making you look at him again.

"I took the day off to make all your favorites," he offered, releasing you and reaching for the cover of the main dish. He lifted it, revealing one of your favorite meals, one that took hours to make but was so worth the effort. "I used your recipes to make sure I did everything right."

"Ken," you sighed in awe, stepping forward to inspect the dish. "You didn't have to."

"I wanted to," he admitted, running his hand over you back, kissing you temple once more. "How about you get into something more comfortable while I fix you a plate?"

You left and returned to a sensible portion of each dish, not too little that you would hold onto your unhealthy habits but not so much that you would make yourself sick after practically fasting the last few days. Nanami pulled his chair to sit right beside yours, his hand entwined with yours as the two of you ate. He felt his worries lift as you sighed with each bite, soon smiling when you gave a little dance a few minutes later.

"Does it taste good?" he asked. You nodded, wiggling happily as you finished one of your sides, poking your fork at another as you chewed. He sighed with relief, sinking into his chair, bringing his glass of wine to his lips.

Later that night, after the two of you ate your fill and relaxed, you got ready for bed. And when he curled his arm around you, his hand resting against your stomach, you didn't push him away. You let him hold you, touch you without worry. He smiled against your skin, mumbling an "I love you" that he wasn't sure you heard before he drifted off to sleep, the gentle thrumming of your heart his own personal lullaby.

[m-jelly]

Hi!! So I was scrolling through Facebook and came across a pic of levi as a king! Idk if this has been requested but one of king levi and maid reader? Where he falls for her, but he’s also still his stoic stern self and she’s more on the shy nice side ? 🤧🥲

Ahhhh! <3 I love King Levi or royal Levi. I've written a royal Levi or in that nature a few times on Ao3 and I keep intending to write more like it! He's so spicy and hot as one <3 I'm happy to write so much more of him as a royal.

The King and his maid

Pairing: Levi x Reader

Genre and tags: King Levi, Maid reader, forbidden romance, falling in love, romance chasing, push and pull, Kings and Queens AU, happy ending.

Concept: King Levi notices a new maid in his palace, you. Levi gets you to work closer to him and slowly falls for you. As his feelings build, he acts in spontaneous ways around you that get your heart racing. The reader doesn't wasn't want to cross the line of master-servant, but with Levi's enticing words and romantic acts, he makes it hard for her to stick to her teachings and follow her heart.

Levi noticed you for the first time when he stormed down the hallway in his royal uniform, and the coat resting on his shoulders billowing behind him slightly. You had been busy arranging flowers in a vase in the hall. Levi never notice women before because he wasn't interested in dating and marriage, but he noticed you. The flowers you'd picked were white lilies, which his mother loved.

Levi had stopped in the hall and walked away from Erwin filling him in on a meeting. He felt this magnet drawing himself to you. You had a small slight smile that made you appear delicate and pretty like a snowdrop poking out of thick winter snow. He reached over and lightly touched some of your hair bonnet.

You jumped thinking that something was on your hair, then turned to face your King for the first time. You gasped, then bowed. "Your majesty!"

"Raise your head."

"Yes, your majesty." You lifted your head and looked Levi in the eye. You blushed slowly as you slowly took in Levi. You couldn't believe how handsome he was. His eyes were piercing and steel blue, but there was a slight softness to them. His jawline was strong and so kissable. You noticed a scar going over his right eye down to his lip, which meant his eye colour was a white blue. You thought he was beautiful, yet he was so stoic and regal.

As you were marvelling Levi, he was admiring you. You were so cute and yet you held this beauty too. You pulled off all concepts of beauty to him. All he could think about was teasing you badly just so he could see how you would react to him. Your bonnet and loose hair drew so much attention to your pretty face and eyes. Levi thought your eyes were so bright and wonderous.

Levi looked at the flowers and lightly touched them. "Who gave you permission to put these flowers here?"

You went white. "I umm." You fiddled with your apron as nerves seeped in. You'd heard nothing but warnings and bad things about Levi, so this was terrifying to you. "I didn't g-get permission. I noticed that the palace seemed a little umm."

Levi folded his arms. "A little what?"

You nibbled your lip. "It's nothing, your majesty. I shall take them away."

Levi slammed his hand against the wall by the flowers. He watched you jump and step back from him. "Tch, oi brat? I asked you a question and you'll answer it. Don't act like you can't shit. Answer."

You gulped hard as you feared punishment. You'd been beaten by past masters, so you assumed Levi would be worse. "I believed the palace seemed cold and empty, so I thought some flowers would add some life to the place." You bowed deeply to him. "Forgive me for acting on my own, your majesty. I will accept any punishment you see fit."

"I'm not going to punish you. I just wanted to know why the flowers." He lightly touched the flowers. "These were my mother's favourite when she was alive."

You stood up and smiled. "Really?"

He nodded and smiled a little as he thought of his mother. "This made my day." He looked to you. "Thank you."

You blushed hard making yourself look adorable to Levi. You bowed to him as you felt relief and overjoyed. "It's an honour, your majesty."

Levi hummed. "I have a meeting to go to. Once it's over, I would like you to bring me tea and something baked by you. You have an hour."

You nodded. "Yes, your majesty. I will get it for you."

Levi watched you hurry off down the hall, but you were so quiet in your movements. He hummed and smiled a little in amusement. He turned away, then walked over to Erwin. "How long has she been working here?"

Erwin let out a long sigh as he thought. "I believe she's been here for two months. We rescued her from her old master. The Lord who had her punished all his workers harshly. You'll see the back of her hands have scars."

Levi's eye twitched as he felt anger in him. He couldn't stand violence against staff. Soldiers and knights needed physical discipline, but not staff. He'd never whip the hands of his soldiers and knights either, so what happened to you was inhumane. He felt the need to protect you and keep you close, even though he didn't know you well. He believed those flowers were a sign from his mother.

Levi stopped in front of the doors to the meeting. "Move her to my close staff. I want her serving me."

Erwin made a note in his book. "I will move her to your personal staff."

"Also, increase the number of flowers in the palace." He looked down the hall at your flowers. "She was right, it adds warmth."

Levi went to his meeting with some stuck up and power-hungry men. He countered them all and gave them warnings. Levi was making big changes in the world and a lot of people didn't like it. Kuchel wasn't a royal, but Levi's father was. The King didn't marry, but he often went to see Kuchel and Kuchel alone for sex. The King got her pregnant, but he didn't get to see Levi to term because he died of his age and bad health. Erwin hunted Levi down and dragged him to the palace and made him King.

The kingdom had suffered over the years due to selfish rich people, but when Levi was crowned with Erwin, Mike and Hange around him he changed things. The poor were listened to and helped. He helped them so much, that crime was reduced and people didn't have to become sex workers. Sex workers disappeared, education was improved, living conditions were improved, the rich were taxed more and healthcare was free. The four of them were changing things for the better, but it also meant that a lot of rich people were angry at them.

Levi had pushed for equal rights for everyone. He even pushed for worker rights, so people like you wouldn't be beaten for just doing your job. It was a slow process, but he was determined. He wanted to make things better. He needed to stop more kids from living the life he had. He was desperate to change things. He didn't care that the more he did, the more he was seen as a stoic and stern King.

He sat in his large study and went over his papers. He looked up as you walked in with a tray in hand. He watched you with keen eyes as you approached his desk, then placed the tray on the side of his desk where he had nothing on it. He glanced at your hands and saw the scars Erwin had mentioned and felt his heart sting in his chest. He couldn't understand why anyone would hurt you, because you were pretty, graceful and great at your job.

He looked to the little tart on his plate. "You make this?"

You poured him a cup of tea. "Yes. You requested that I make you something."

He cut it with his fork, then took a bite. "This is excellent. You're talented, brat."

You blushed a little. "Brat?"

He looked up at you. "I don't mean anything bad by the term. Tch, sorry."

You smiled a little at him. "It's okay."

He took his tea. "Besides, I don't know your name, so I gave you a nickname."

You introduced yourself and bowed. "Pleasure to meet you, your majesty."

Levi sipped his tea and hummed in delight as the delicate flavours spread through his mouth. "This is a great cup of tea."

"I'm honoured you like it."

He looked up at you. "You'll be my personal maid from now on."

You blushed. "I'm sorry your majesty, but did you just say I'd be your personal maid?"

"Yes." He moved his papers. "Try not to be so terrified of me, got it?"

You hummed a laugh. "Yes, your majesty."

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Levi had gotten you to warm up to him over the weeks together. He'd made sure that you were at his side, always. The only time you weren't together were going to the bathroom and going to bed. You waited on him hand and foot, but he didn't expect or demand much. You were more like a comfort blanket to him. You were providing him with company and he liked that company. The more you were around him, the more he couldn't see his life without you.

His mind shifted in thoughts about you when you had a day off. He'd forgotten he'd given you the day off, so he was wondering where you'd run off to. He stormed through his halls looking for you. Everyone who came across Levi, quickly ran away when they felt his frustration oozing off him.

He spotted you in a wonderful form fitting dress with your hair up nicely. He'd never seen you out of a maid outfit and your hair had always been covered up, so seeing you like this sparked something inside him. He ran ahead of your path and hid in the hall as you walked and talked with Jean.

Levi reached out and grabbed your upper arm, then yanked you into the hall and pinned you against the wall. He slammed his forearm against the wall by your head. He glared at Jean when Jean said your name. Levi stared him down. "Tch, keep moving."

Jean inhaled sharply, then bowed. "Y-yes your majesty."

Levi looked to you and saw your chest heaving in the tight dress and corset. He slowly dragged his eyes up your body to your cute blushing face. "Tch, mind explaining to me why my personal maid is not in uniform and walking around with another man?"

You gulped hard as you body shivered in delight. Levi's gaze might be harsh to some, but to you there was something darkly attractive about it. The heat and scent coming from this man was intoxicating. You wanted to nuzzle his neck and just inhale. You wanted to wrap your arms around this man and hold him tightly.

"Oi brat?" He watched you flinch a little, like he was breaking your thoughts. "I asked you a question."

You blushed a little. "Well, your majesty, I am a little confused. You see, I am very certain today was my day off. However, if it isn't, then I will change right away."

Levi stared at you for a while and slowly remembered him giving you the day off. His cheeks slowly became red hot from embarrassment. "Tch, damn it brat, you should have reminded me!"

You held back a laugh at how cute this strong scary man really was in private. "I did. I reminded you yesterday."

He shook his head. "That doesn't matter. What matters is you were with Jean."

"We were leaving the servant quarters at the same time."

Levi sighed as he felt a little stupid. He tapped his forhead against the wall next to your head. "Why did you have to a day off?"

You turned your head and looked at Levi's sad and troubled face. "Sorry?" He didn't reply, meaning he was just speaking his thoughts loudly.

Levi moved his other hand and placed it on the wall by your hip as his other arm remainded against the wall by your head. "What am I going to do without you?"

You smiled at him, then reached up and cupped the side of his face away from you. "Your majesty?" You ran your thumb over his cheek and felt him lean into your touch. "Levi."

Levi snapped out of his thoughts when he heard you say his name for the first time. He lifted his head and looked at you. "Sorry, I was lost in my own thoughts."

You hummed a laugh making his heart flutter. "Don't be sorry. There is nothing wrong with voicing your thoughts."

Levi eyed your cute face, then slammed his hands against the wall either side of your head. "The things you do to me."

You blushed. "I'm sorry? What do you mean?"

He stepped right up to you so his chest almost touched yours. He ran his hands down the wall and moved them with the curves of his body. His hands were close to touching you, but they never did touch you. He leaned close to your neck. His lips almost touched your skin. His hot breath made your hair stand on end. Your body cried in desperation for him to touch you. Levi was aching with need, but he didn't want to scare you off by touching you. His father was known for sleeping around, so he didn't want you to think he was using you. Levi wanted you, he wanted you for life and only you.

Levi sighed and moaned. "How I long to touch you and love you."

You shivered as pleasure ran through your body. "Your majesty."

"Say my name again, please."

You nibbled your lip. "I could get into trouble."

He pulled from your neck, then leaned close to you so your lips were close to touching. "No one is watching or listening. Please." He pulled back a little so the both of you could gaze at each other. He whispered your name. "Only when we're alone."

You gulped hard and felt your lips tingle. "Levi."

Levi smiled at you making your heart hammer in your chest at just how handsome he was. "Why does my name so sound good on your lips?"

You lowered your head as your status came to mind. "I'm just a maid."

"You're more than that to me."

You looked into Levi's eyes. "Don't say things that give me hope."

"What kind of man do you think I am?" He frowned a little. "Do you think I am a copy of my father?"

You gasped and panicked at Levi taking your words the wrong way. "No, no you are nothing like him. You are warm, wonderful, kind and sweet. You a good man." You reached up and lightly touched the scar on his cheek. "You're so handsome with kissable lips and a jawline desperate to be nibbled on." You pulled back and covered your mouth with both hands when you realised what you'd said. "I should not have said that. I'm just a maid and I spoke to the King in such a friendly manner."

Levi pulled your hands from your mouth and held them. "Kissable lips and a jawline desperate to be nibbled on. What if I want you to kiss me and nibble on my jawline?"

You blushed a little. "I would like to, but I'm just a maid."

"Forget out titles. Fuck our status." He sighed. "You might be sad you are a maid, but it's also shitty being a King. We're both judged for everything we do. I hate it. What if I want to grab my maid I've admired and had feelings for, for months and want to kiss her?"

"You've had feelings for me?"

He nodded. "For so long. You make me feel so at peace. You make me feel relaxed, safe and happy. Without you with me, I get so lonely and cold. You make me a better man and I so desperately want to make you happy."

You cupped the back of his neck and pulled him close. You pressed your lips against his and felt a fire burst within you. You pulled back and blushed. "Forgive me. I was just so compelled and moved by your words."

Levi pressed you against the wall with his body. He held your hip and cupped the side of your face. He angled his head and pressed his lips against yours. He lightly nipped your lip as if he was begging you to open your mouth. He smiled when you opened and sort out a deeper kiss. You both shyly moved your tongue together. You both felt the spark when it happened, meaning that you both had to continue. Levi led the kiss and dominated you as you shyly kissed him back. You clung to Levi's chest as you felt your body shaking in pleasure. The more Levi kissed you, the more he wanted you. However, he knew he needed to stop before he took it too far and chased you off.

Levi pulled back and panted. He eyed your red lips from him kissing you so roughly and passionately. "I will never use you. Never. I care for you. To me, you are not some maid. You are my sweet brat who makes me smile, laugh and feel normal. I hope that you feel somewhat the same about me. If you do, I want to chase what we have."

You tapped your forehead against his shoulder. "I desire you so much. It's not curiosity, or perverted. I desire you to be mine. I long to be with you. I hate my status and it makes me sad that I am seen as such a low citizen of society. I can't help who I fall for."

Levi cupped your face and lifted your head so you'd look at him. "I don't care what others say. I will protect you from everyone. If you say yes to being with me, then I will change things. I will remove you as a maid and make it clear to others that you are my lover, my partner and my equal."

You welled up a little at his touching words. "I'm yours, Levi."

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Levi stood in the middle of a group of men at the ball as they talked to him about politics. Levi was bored out of his mind and wanted to so desperately have you back. You had excused yourself for a moment and as soon as you left Levi, he was surrounded by ass kissers. You were his rock through everything.

After he kissed you in the hall, he'd done exactly as promised. You had become his lover, your status was changed and your role was to help him. You ran the palace and became the head of all the staff. He was so proud of you and his staff. You had been worried you wouldn't be accepted, but because you were so friendly with the staff and they had all seen the tension growing between you and Levi, they seemed overjoyed when you announced your romantic status.

You had filled in the role of palace manager perfectly. You had turned the palace into a bright, beautiful and welcoming place. The staff were taken care of, loved and happy. The garden was in full bloom and the place felt warm. Laughter filled the halls and Levi's status of being this dark and cold King changed. People started to see him for the caring King he really was because of your efforts in the palace, and your social guidance with him.

Levi lit up when he saw you moving through the crowd in your wonderful and elegant. Most women had turned up in big puffy dresses, but you'd gone for a flowing dress that looking like fabric underwater. He could not stop staring at you as you moved closer to him.

People started to notice the King staring at someone. Everyone's eyes started scanning the room to see who had stolen the King's heart. Rumours were strong over this kingdom with what type of woman he was in love with, what type of woman he was openly in love with and acted a little like a teen in love in front of others.

You stopped in front of Levi and sighed. "Sorry I was a while. I came into contact with a few noblewomen."

He gently cupped the side of your face. "Tch, they hurt you? They say shit they shouldn't have?"

You looked Levi in the eyes and smiled. You leaned into his touch and hummed. "I'm alright. You don't need to worry so much. Hange taught me a lot in how to deal with noblewomen." You turned your head and kissed his hand. "I'm back now."

Levi moved his hand to the back of your head, then pulled you against him and gave you a protective hug. "I'm proud of you, but if anyone causes you issues, you can come to me and I'll break them."

You sighed. "Sometimes I think I shouldn't be with you, but then you make me feel so happy and safe. I can never stop loving you."

"Tch, damn brat making me blush." He looked to the group of waiting men. "What? Can't a man hold his lover?"

You looked at the group of men, then you blushed. You turned and bowed to them and said your name. "Pleasure to meet you."

Levi held your chin and lifted your head up. "You shouldn't bow to them. You are my partner. You'll be my Queen someday."

You blushed a little as you gazed at him. "Really?"

He nodded. "Of course. I've told you before brat, I cannot see my life without you. When you're gone, everything gets cold and lonely."

You smiled, then gently took his hand in yours. "I look forward to being your Queen."

He kissed the back of your hand. "I know just the flowers for the occasion. The ones that led me to you."

[alicanta77]

It has been a very, very long time coming, but I finally did it. I finally sat down and read through Tomorrow Never Dies. And, because I love you, I took the time to make live notes while reading. So, please enjoy seeing my thought process while reading the entirety of what has to be the best fic I've ever read.

Chapter 1

• "Sweet as sugar but just as artificial..." THIS LINE. Lines like this are the kinds that make a story - it's so simple, yet allows you to see the character so well. Bonus points for fitting this line so seamlessly into the rest of your writing style. 1000/10 WRITTEN SO FUCKING WELL!!!!

• AWWWW STRONG MAN JISUNG!!! I LOVE IT!!!

• All of these powers... man oh man am I curious as to where this is going to lead.

• Pffft Chenle turning into a bear - HE WOULD.

• "You had no thought process, no questions running around your mind, you weren’t thinking of anything. You just did what you were told." OH THIS IS TERRIFYING. Just the idea of mindlessly following orders makes my blood boil ‐ this is such a suffocating idea.

• Everything about this chapter has given me the creeps.

• Oh... there goes Doyoung and Ten 😶

Chapter 2

• Dead children. Lovely.

• Oh it's kinda bittersweet that they ended up in Donghyucks childhood home - leaning further towards the bitter though.

• WHY THE FLIP FLOPPITY FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU KILL DONGHYUCK. AND YOU HAD TO MAKE IT WORSE WITH THE WHOLE "Then it finally dawned on you as to why he couldn't see the future this morning. It was because Donghyuck didn't have a future to see." WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FELIX.

• CHENLE TOO?!?!?!?!?

• I don't trust Jimin. I think nothing good can come out of this.

• And YES it would be fucking insulting if they ended up back at the lab.

• "Don't worry. Everything's going to change." I THINK IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT SENTIMENT. *donghyucks ghost is glaring at you*

Chapter 3

• "This power managed to somehow be everything you had, whilst also being the reason that you had nothing." THIS TYPE OF LINE AGAIN!!! I don't know what it is about it, but lines like this always seem to bring about a feeling of uncanniness even if the subject itself doesn't necessarily bring about that feeling. YOU ARE A MASTER AT WRITING LINES LIKE THESE!!!!

• "'We really hoped we'd be able to save you all...and... I'm so sorry we couldn't." SORRY DOESN’T FIX EVERYTHING JIMIN. SHUT UP. LET ME MOURN HYUCK AND CHENLE IN PEACE 🤧🤧

• No Mark, bby, don't blame yourself *sobs* it wasn't your fault *sobs more* no one could've known they'd die *glares at Felix*

• Yeah. Wtf. How did they know Ten was dead??? Uh.... sus.

• NO THE FUCK YOU DON'T. YOU WILL NOT KILL JAEMIN. IF JAEMIN DIES, I'M GONNA BE BIG MAD.

• It's too quiet. I'm getting nervous.

• THEY KISSED! FUCK YEAH!!!

• "'I think I love you'" 💀 What do you mean you think?! You've been stuck with eachother for literally forever and you STILL aren't sure???

• Jaemin isn't feeling safe and I'm gonna throw a fit.

• JUST FUCKING LISTEN TO JAEMIN YOU DUMB TWAT - GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

• Rule #1 never trust anything with 'orb' in its name. Wattpad has ruined that word for me.

• "'Because they didn't need to. We never left.'" 💀💀💀

• "‘I need you to promise me something. No matter what happens, remember I love you. No matter where we go, or what happens to any of us. I love you. Thank you for being my friend.’" My heart dropped to my ass while reading this. JAEMIN 😭😭😭

• JAEMIN 😱😱😱😱

Chapter 4

• The lab people are playing fucking mind games and I'm not here for it.

• If anyone else dies, Felix, I'm gonna go bat shit crazy in your inbox.

• No. No no no no no no no no no. Those boys better not fucking be GASLIGHTING my girl Y/N. IF SHE SAYS THAT SHE SAW JAEMIN DEAD YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIVE HER. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BELIEVING HER, NOT FUCKING MAKING HER FEEL CRAZY. WHEN ANOTHER ONE OF YOU DIES, DON'T SAY SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU SO 🤬

• How was something as absolutely sinister as this series born from your sweet, angelic mind... it's BEAUTIFUL!!

• RENJUN TOO WTF FELIX?!?!? I may have some choice words for you once I finish this 😑

• CHENLE'S ALIVE?!?!?!?!? 😥

• Oh jaemin 🤧🤧🤧

• Just so you know, Chenle being alive does not make me feel any better about any of the events that have happened so far.

Finale

• The lab using Renjun's abilities to cover up Jaemins death is so fucking insulting. To both Jaemin and Renjun's deaths.

• "'I thought there were no heroes left in this world'.... 'There aren't.... They're just kids trying to survive.'" THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT. The two paragraphs that these lines were written in, summed up the Entire. Fucking. Story.

• Oh no... I forgot that Jeno still thinks Y/N is dead 😥 poor angel 🤧

• THEY FOUND JISUNG 😭😭😭😭

• YOU TIED IT BACK INTO THE TITLE AND NOW I'M FUCKING SOBBING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

• Lowkey thought that "Tomorrow never dies" was gonna be the last line though.

• WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

• FUCKING LEAVE JENO THE FUCK ALONE YOU FUCKING PSYCHOTIC FUCKING BITCHES 😭🤬

• "“It’s okay.” You managed to choke out a  whisper. “It’s okay, I love you.”" I'm mad. And I'm sad. I'm smad. And I'm hungry but that's beside the point. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

• WHY DID SPOTIFY HAVE TO PLAY DON'T NEED YOUR LOVE WHEN I'M READING ABOUT SAD STUFF 😭😭😭

• "“Well thank god somebody finally did that.”" I cackled.

• "It was officially tomorrow. And, finally, after all you’d been through, you had something that you believed in. Tomorrow never dies." I WAS FUCKING RIGHT, IT WAS THE LAST LINE!!!

• Omg I'm literally sobbing; I did not realize how unprepared I was for this to end. I genuinely want more.

• I'm gonna start a petition for a oneshot about how they move on. I need it. I'm sure the rest of your readers need it.

General Notes

Felix, my love, my darling, my angel ‐ why have you done this to me??? I'm screaming, crying, sobbing, throwing up.

But, on a serious note, this has to be one of the most well written stories (fanfic and non-fanfic) I've ever read. The plot was amazing. The plot devices you used were amazing. The dialogue and characterization - everything was just absolutely perfect. And I can genuinely say that I wouldn't want to change anything about this fic. It felt like everything that had happened in this fic, was supposed to happen like that. This fic would not work if anything changed.

In particular, I was quite thrilled that the romance between jeno and the reader was very subtle, because that's not the story that this fic was trying to tell. It was much less about romance and instead focused very heavily on the power of friendship and not giving up, which is very refreshing to read.

Thank you for sharing this absolute masterpiece with your audience, my love. Your writing is so, so beautiful - I don't think I'll ever be able to get enough of it.

And I wasn't joking about that oneshot.

this reply has been a very very long time coming but i kept rereading this because it is quite possibly the best review i've ever had 🥺

the fact that you took live notes is just incredible to me and i can't express how much i loved hearing about your thought process

chapter 1

yessss this line was one of my FAVOURITE lines honestly - i feel like i could have played on that idea a bit more but jaemin wasn’t a focus of the early chapters so idm too much but i was so happy when i came up with that

chenle would 100% mess with people if he could shape shift and i stand by that

YES the way they were turned into mindless sheep was so important to me i really wanted to convey how unaware they were of their actions

we love and miss doyoung and ten (i’m still sorry brooke)

chapter 2

the way i SNORTED with laughter when reading that first bullet point ari you make me laugh so much

originally it was just gonna be a random home but i thought that would hurt more to make it donghyuck’s 😇

...yeah... sorry but really not sorry cause i do kind of love that line and the thought that he can only see into his own future and that’s why it stops

again...sorry...

you have fantastic instincts my dear

YES it would be insulting so they can’t let that happen no matter what

chapter 3

YOURE PICKING UP ON MY FAVOURITE LINES - these are honestly the kind of lines that i adore as well and i just love that you love them too

YES YOU TELL JIMIN THAT ARI

it’s all getting very sus ngl

noooooo... i’m sure jaemins gonna be fine - yeah i felt bad when you said that

quiet is never a good sign

FUCK YEAH THEY KISSED

yep if unsure ari you should trust your instincts

the “we never left” i was obsessed with - i knew i wanted that as a line in this chapter from very early on

y/n trust jaemin to save all your asses challenge failed

jaemin’s real cute but also i wanted a sad last line so there you go

chapter 4

ari: “if anyone else dies i’m gonna go batshit in your inbox” me: ...

IM SORRY BUT I HAD TO SPLIT THEM UP AND THIS WAY HURT THE MOST SO I CHOSE IT

somehow i think i do better with sinister and twisted stuff

YESSSS CHENLE’S ALIVE

sorry chenle being alive is kind of all i have to offer you at this point

chapter 5

it honestly is so insulting but also... pain so i that’s why i chose it

a majority of me writing TND was thinking “what causes the most pain” and going with that option

YES THOSE TWO LINES ARE THE ENTIRE STORY - like they’re not heroes they don’t want to be they don’t want any of this, they just want to live

again... jeno think yn is dead... pain

i was gonna kill jisung but i changed my mind (andy youre welcome) but fun fact if i hadn’t changed my mind they would have found him crushed by the falling bricks :))

I HAD TO TIE IT BACK INTO THE TITLE I ALWAYS KNEW I WANTED TO DO THAT

not sure what the 16 WTFs are about but they sound about right

im sorry your smad but im also not cause pain is the point of this story

DONT NEED YOUR LOVE NOOOOO 🤣

yeah jimin needed a good bash on the head

I HAD TO MAKE IT THE LAST LINE

im sorry i left you in such a state :(( but also really over the moon you enjoyed it

oh my - honey you are way too nice to me thank you so much i mean TND took a year of my life to write and well over that to plan so to have it all together and hear the things you’re saying about it just means so much 🤍

yeah i really didn’t want the romance to be the main focus cause it wasn’t and i didn’t want it to overshadow the hell that these kids have gone through - ahhh i’ve always been nervous about that so hearing it was good is such a relief

thank you for enjoying my little mind game of a story and for calling it a masterpiece i- thank you for being os supportive my love

also you will have to start a petition cause i don’t have plans for a one shot without people wanting it

[key201303]

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Warnings: NSFW, smut, +18 content

A - Aftercare

As much as I believe this boy is really sensual and all of that shit *cough cough red moon* I have the feeling because of the videos I've seen of him out of that concept that he would be a complete fluff ball when it came to the aftercare. He would definitely be very touchy and clingy and the only thing he would want to do is being close to your body. He would pull you into his chest saying you belong to his heart and that's why you should rest in his chest 🤧 I'm sobbing why am I doing this to myself?

B - Body part

In him I believe he L O V E S his abs. Like, have you seen the way he run his hands through them in the red moon dance? Well, that's exactly what he loves the most about you. Whenever you run your hands down his abs it will send chills down his spine and it will drive him crazy.

And on you, he loves your hands. Not in a weird way tho. He just likes how they fit with his and becomes really touchy not only during sex but whenever he can. He just loves grabbing your hand in his to make you feel safe. And when it comes to sex, grabbing your hand above your head is just *chef kiss* for him.

C - Cum

I don't feel he would like it too messy or risky. He just wants to be save and that you guys don't have to clean up much later because you know, he wants to be clingy after sex, so I guess he would enjoy cumming on your mouth

D - Dirty secret

Actually enjoys a lot when you take control. Not like he likes being a sub but he does enjoy a lot when you are the one getting needy first and when you ride him

E - Experience

Why do I even have the feeling of him perfectly knowing what he's doing? Idk but I do feel he knows a lot and he would be a perfect partner for first times. Might has had a few partners before (maybe 2 or 3)

F - Favorite position

Missionary: Loves being able to watch your face as you come undone beneath him and also loves taking your hand and placing it over your head as he thrusts into you

Ride him: He secretly loves when you ride him and whenever you do it, he will come undone for you in no time. It just takes him to another level of pleasure

G - Goofy

I don't think he's really goofy while having sex. I believe he brings out that goofy self of his during the aftercare and would become a giggly mess because he feels flustered about what just happened.

H - Hair

Trimmed and clean. That's it🙂

I - Intimacy

I'm not really sure how often he says "I love you" but I do believe even though he doesn't say it much, he would definitely show you through his actions. Would be really affectionate whenever he can and would whisper "I love you" from time to time just so you don't forget

J - Jerk off

Much more often than you expected. He would become really needy whenever he spent too much time without you and he wouldn't be able to control himself. Would send you horny messages from time to time and you would of course answer back if you weren't busy

K - Kinks

Slight daddy kink: He enjoys taking the control and whenever that little nickname escapes your lips he couldn't help but get even harder

Praising kink: He loves praising you so much and loves it even more when you tell him how good he's making you feel. Would be a booster for his ego

Pleading kink: He enjoys teasing you a lot and loves it when you beg him to touch you when you're needy. This mixed with the other two kinks would take him to the edge in no time

L - Location

Anything is fine for him as long as you feel comfortable. He doesn't want you to have a bad time while having sex because you feel uncomfortable with the place so he's fine with wherever you want

M - Motivation (turn on)

Just sit on his lap even if it's without a coherent reason and you'll have him getting hard in no time

N - No no (turn off)

Voyeurism. As long as he wants you to feel comfortable, he also wants to feel comfortable and the idea of someone watching as you two have sex doesn't really fit his mental schemes of what sex have to be like

O - Oral

He loves giving and receiving. Loves giving because he just loves to take you to Heaven and giving you all the love you deserve and loves receiving because he finds so sexy the image of you sucking him off

P - Pace

Fast and slightly rough. Wants to take you to the edge in no time and he loves thrusting into you as deep as he can. Would sometimes do it slow and sensual just to tease you

Q - Quickies

Absolutely love them. Some people might think quickies doesn't contain enough love but for him, there's a lot of love in them. Would want to have one if you have been apart from each other for a while

R - Risk

Would take them if you ask him to. Never something too extreme though

S - Stamina

Pretty average. Would last at least 2 rounds but would end up exhausted right after. The boy needs to take a break after thrusting into you at a blinding pace

T - Toys

Likes then more when he can use them on you though he would kind of enjoy when you used them on him from time to time. As I said before, he enjoys teasing you so he would love it when he could use a vibrators on you until you begged him to stop and fuck you properly

U - Unfair

A complete teaser. He knows your body perfectly and he knows so well what to do to get you on your edge in no time and to hear your begins which are music to his ears in no time. Would also enjoy your Teasings from time to time

V - Vocal

He's really vocal. As I said he really enjoys praising you and he won't stop telling you how well you're making him feel and how beautiful you are to him. Would also get a bit louder when his close to his orgasm

W - Wild card

Birthday sex. It's your special day and he wants you to feel special so he would always plan an amazing date that would always end up in the best sex session you've ever had

X - Xray

Idk if I was the only one freaking out with the outfit of red moon I hope I wasn't but I do believe he's big enough to take you to Heaven if you know what I mean😉😏

Y - Yearning

Only when he hasn't seen you in a while. Would get really needy and would end up sex texting you through messages or a face call

Z - Zzz

Probably at the same time as you. You both would be exhausted and resting in each other's arms. Would stay awake singing to you though if you asked him to.

[pop-punklouis]

Hiii, I hope you don't mind me venting.

I feel bad for not being able to go to more than one Louis show, even if I have the money to do it, and I feel ungrateful because I know that many people would kill to have the chance:/

and well, I also feel bad for spending that money on merch, I mean the hoodie is worth almost the same as the ticket and Idk, I feel like I could spend it on going to see another artist or even more clothes but then I see people with their merch and it's like ugh I want to yk

sounds so stupid as I read it haha but I couldn't get these thoughts out of my head.🤧

hey bb. you shouldn’t feel bad for that at all. going to a show/not going to a show has no bearing on what kind of fan you are. just because you have the $$ to go to more than one show doesn’t mean you’re obligated to yk? do what you want and don’t worry what other people would do with their money regarding an artist. it’s not their money it’s yours. don’t let anyone make you feel weird for not spending it the way they see fit on a celebrity babe. keep doing you, and don’t stress about the rest alright? x

[key201303]

Did you really just drop my birthday cake?- this prompt for doyie bday drabble! i can hear doyie whining like this!!!!! tag me as @sly-merlin. thank you and have a nice day. i hope you are doing well!!!

Heyyy!! Here it is finally❤️❤️ I absolutely loved this plot and how it fitted our doyie so well🤧❤️ I hope you enjoy it @sly-merlin ❤️❤️❤️

"Have you bought the cake?" Taeyong asked you as you entered the dorms with tons of bags with decorations and preparativos for Doyoung's birthday. "Yup, here you have it." You said as you dropped the rest of the bags on the floor. "Have you texted him?" Yuta asked as he helped you take out all the decorations. "Yeap, he said he'll be back in 30 minutes." You said, hurrying up to make it on time. 

"Will you stop complaining?" Johnny said after hearing you complain about the timing for the nth time. "I would stop complaining if you guys have prepared all of this with enough time." You kept complaining while you placed the candles on the cake and lighted them up. 

"I'm home!" You heard Doyoung entering the small apartment. "Stop messing around and turn off the fucking light you dumb ass." You whispered, scolding Haechan who has been messing around the whole time. "Hello?" Doyoung said, surprised to not get any answer from you or the rest of the boys. "Surprise!!!!" You all said in sync, scaring the hell out of him. "Make a wish!" You said, placing the cake in front of your boyfriend. But before he could take it, Haechan pushed you unintentionally, making you drop the cake. "Did you just drop my birthday cake?" Doyoung said with a blank face. "I didn't, Haechan did." You blamed the younger boy. "I didn't!! You were the one having the cake!!" He complained, trying to defend himself. "What have I done to deserve this? Have I been so bad in my past life to deserve all of this, God?" Doyoung dramatically said looking at the ceiling. "Stop being so dramatic." You said laughing at his whiny ass. "At least you have a good group of friends and an amazing girlfriend to spend your birthday with." You added, ruffling his soft hair and teasing him. "I couldn't even make a wish." He said pouting and getting away from your embrace. It was going to be a long night having to deal with your boyfriend's whines.